Billy Connolly - Getting Caught Interfering With Yourself - Billy and Albert 1987
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Crucial life advice follows.
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My dad walked in on me once and said to me, “son, stop doing that or you’ll go blind”, I replied, “dad, I’m over here”.
Hahahaha!
😂😂😂
LOL
Hahahahaha gold mate....
Yeah, my neighbour was put on trial for being a serial masturbator. The judge sent him to a doctor first and the doctor said "you really need to put an end to this". My neighbour said "why?". The doc said "cause I'm trying to examine you!"
I remember seeing billy in the early 2000’s. My chest hurt for days from all the laughing. One of my favourite memories
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Billy is an absolute legend!! He always makes me laugh when I am feeling down
So does masturbation, allegedly.
@@joshstanton267 You're doing it wrong.
billy's the kind of guy that could make anything funny. what a legend
Bollocks.
I remember him shutting up a heckler with “You should get yersel a manager mate! Why sit there in the dark, handling yersel!
You've mentioned that before elsewhere.
Love his face when that person laughs, "you calling me a wanker?"
He is a comic genius! Absolutely one of the greatest of all time.
I remember watching this with my mom and dad 🙈🙊😳
...brave man!
It's hardly a spectator sport is one of my favourite Billy quotes.
Billy failed to predict Onlyfans.
@@heatchills4093 and Chaturbate!
You just made that up.
I had the great pleasure of doing his photography in the Liverpool empire in 83 for the Billy bites your bum tour and how I got clear pictures is a miracle because I was laughing so much, and when he spotted me he involved me in a sketch ( I held my own) and I think that he is the best comedian in the world, God bless you big yin
..so you held your own did you? Tarantula was it?
Stop telling lies lad
@@billybarr7443 knob
@@martinmartinmoone3104 just stop telling lies lad
@@billybarr7443 knob
I was there…. The legend that is Connolly!! Brilliant!!
I saw a VHS copy of Billy And Albert with my mum and sister in the late 1980s and we were in tears of laughter at this clip and all the rest of the show. It was beyond hilarious. Billy Connolly is Comedy Gold.
I was at one of Billy's gigs at the Albert Hall.Far superior to watching him on video or DVD.
Thank God I saw this when I was a much younger man. Saved me the other day and I immediately followed his steps and calmed the situation down.
Yeah right.
Calmed the situation down? 😂😂😂😂😂
Love you Big Yin, 😍 💗 take care and Keep Safe 😘 ❤ 💙 Keep Safe Everyone
DEFINITELY the funniest man alive or otherwise.
The world has been here how long ? There have been many brilliant people in it ...philosophers, medics even Einstein.. ..but Billy beats them all .....banter to crack a smile from the doorest faces in this world....A genius we have all been blessed with ....i. glad I'm alive at this time, to appreciate this Genius.
That is just BOLLOCKS. You should be ashamed.
The best ever, a credit to our people. Hail Hail Billy.
Without doubt the funniest man ever the comedians comedian a true legend of comedy
I Completely agree Tony the funniest man on the planet 🤣
Whenever i feel down. Billy u cheer me up xx
Why do you get down girl
Without any doubt the funniest comedian around. Never met him, but he seems to be a genuinely great bloke too.
Absolutely fabulous.
"Thank god you're here!" Wish I thought of that back when I was 14. 🤣
I wasn't going to say that to my SISTER!
Funny man done some great shows on TV still got great humour even with his illness nice one Billy legend 👍
Billy gets away with anything ! And we’ve Loved Every Minute ❤️✨🌟✨
He didn't get away with the beheaded scouser in Iraq joke...
Billy is the only man who can make me laugh, god bless him.
You mean no other man has ever made you laugh? You're weird.
I remember taking mental notes after sneaking a watch when I was left home alone, the best baby sitter had banana shoes. ❤
Could listen to him all night long x
That's so very interesting.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Best comedian ever
Genius comic at his peak .
I was 15 or 16 and didn't hear the door opening. All I heard was my mother saying "Huh, I suppose it's better thinking about it than diong it".
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To this day one of my favourite pieces of comedy
Have heard some great excuses over the years, even one at my Nana’s funeral…in the church….part of one of my uncles eulogy. 😂
Well it's something to pass the time with during the Lord is my shepherd.
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So impressive how he had a career so long over so many decades and even now hasn’t ever slipped up and been racist sexist etc and all these modern comedian complain about not being able to say what they want
Thats coz he retired before all that started.
Oh hes been sexist and racist but he's too cool to be cancelled 😎
@@the_manchovie1795 Jibber jabber.
Love ya Bigyin!!
He’s so much better when older like now.
I like the way the camera shakes at 2.04, presumably because the operator is laughing!
Or wanking.
I’m think going to start using the phrase “Bijou Strollette” 😂
It's from Julian and Sandy.
Spotless!
Brilliant
Awesome a legend
The reverse Egyptian handshake with splash guard!
On yersel big yin 😁🏴🏴
Still got this on vhs
He’s hilarious! His outfit reminds me of Beetlejuice, though. 😂
B.J Seriously?
I was thinking, "Huh,this is what Beetlejuice must of been,before he died." 😂😂😂😂
Good Lord I hadn't seen this in years! Such brilliance! Almost Alien.
My cousin got caught and as he had been archery hunting earlier, he said that he was checking for ticks!!! Lmao!!!
Yeah right.
Billy knows how to give a good belly laugh
Cameraman laughing at 2:02 🤣
That bit with the camera shaking was actually hilarious right enough
You could have given Billy a phone directory and he would have you laughing hysterically within five minutes.
Picture my grans face as I recited this sketch verbatim at 8 years old (no understanding a word). Dad laughed at least.
Vermasterbatim
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Being from the southern United States if always thought I spoke the English language badly until I listened to Billy do his version and then I realized I don't speak English I speak a strange variant of southern United States patios
When this was broadcast, Harold Shipman was knocking about
It takes a man to turn adolescent sniggering and anxiety into a really funny and entertaining joke. Billy may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but he has a first class honours degree in Manhood ! If only they taught this to you at school.
Oh he’s sharp all right! Where and how do you think his comedy derives?
Not the sharpest? Lol you’re kidding right?
At least it pulls you thru
As this is an old bit...
I tried this when my dad walked in. Didn't work.
I met a men once in Tobermory . I was smacking my daughter for being wrong. The German said to me we don’t do that in Germany.i replied we don’t gas people in Scotland
That's a good one. Recently it's come out that the east germans were using PEDOS as foster "parents" because "they'd love the boys more". Trouble is, after reunification it continued REGARDLESS, RIGHT THRU to like 2005. German psychologists, particularly those in the 80s were SCREWED UP, doing some VERY twisted crap.
Liar.
"Get you the bugger away from there!" 😆
My brother caught me w@nking to a topless bird on Minder 30-odd years ago. He's been weird towards me ever since.
It wasn't because you were wanking, it's because you were watching Minder.
Probably because you were watching Minder.
I went to one of his shows when I was in early teens …..with my dad…..and Billy ….went there. It was ….awkward
OH MAN...I'VE TRIED TO TELL THAT SO MANY TIMES BUT A CANNIE DAE IT LIKE YOU. Brilliant stuff Billy. Seen you on a few YT films recently, but not for a few years. Great to see you pick the best. If itisnaeyou. Well done that fella...fellette...or whatever it is you choose to identify as. Lol///
Jibber jabber.
It's Mine and I will wash it as fast as I like! TFS, GB :)
You can stop lying, I've given up counting.
Billy has wicked clothes
2 dislikes????????
Sense of humour bypass ??????
What a crap depressing life you must live
Ten now… it’s spreading!
@@Flanaghan sad depressing individuals who have never been invited to a party in their lives cos they would spoil the fun.
Probably the kind of folk Billy's referring to with the"i can't seem to get in there seems to be furniture piled against the door"🤣
Actual ‘wankers’ !!!
@@iainsutherland1113 No you're an actual wanker, and you have to accept that there are people who who don't like Billy Connolly. It has nothing to do with not having a sense of humour or any such bullshit reasons as those posted here. It's just a question of different tastes. Simple as that.
I know the fanatics here won't understand this, but there are people who don't like Billy Connolly. There's nothing wrong with them, but there's something wrong with some of the people who post here.
😂😂 love it 😂
Drillers (exploration or blast hole) never deny it. they just tell you steer clear of the pink rag. AND if it looks like it is crying….it is probably full
Jibber jabber.
O now we've done it Halloween is just a round a corner 😈
Ya big joabby!
This was the first time I laughed so hard I was in serious fucking pain. Serious pain.
It really is so funny that no one admits to it but we all know everyone does it.
I suppose it’s the same as having a good crap. 😄
🎉🎉
There's an old saying that We all joke about here in Australia & it's passed down from generation to generation, & it says "95% of Males, play with themselves, the other 5% are bloody liars".
If you think that you're doing it wrong.
I thought the safest place to do the was in a shower but no, since then I was never invited to a baby shower :-(
How would the burstee know what you were doing unless they have done it
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
The inspiration for BeetleJuice if he was alive and a awesome dude lol
And not fictional.
And after all that then you conclude with: “and after all that work getting rid of the spider, I found myself hard and started furiously mbating to calm myself down.”
You see there's humour and the shite you posted.
So you''re a wanker then.
Jibber jabber.
Louis C.K. needs to watch this.
So very funny
Thank god your here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
👋👋👋👋🤗
Whip the old tweeds down 😂😂
Remember this is the uncle of the baudelaires. Your welcome.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
You do realise that Jeetlebuice didn't exist when Billy started wearing those type of trousers.
Is that what my brother was doing with that magazine, killing a spider, now what's a good excuse for all the batteries in house going missing? Glad they don't make a electric plug in (no pun intended) , the puzzled look on your partners face when they get the electric bill, " have you been running an illegal tanning salon? "
You know they DO HAVE plug ins right?
Tarantula must of been unkrain
try the spiderman. need partner or sister/mum. as u about to hit the vinegar stroke, catch it in ur hand, then throw it in their face, an shout Spiderman
... in their* face ...
@@einundsiebenziger5488 all better teacher. can i play now
Well what do you say to that lmao 😀😁😅😂
HAHHHHHHA!
Me wife catches me knocking one off in the shower, I said I'll wash it as fast as I like
lmaooo
Sorry, tried this. Didn't work . .
Liar.
😂
😂💀
🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
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Hahahahaha
Always found her very odd...plus its childhood back story...sorry
Have never considered him funny at all.
Peerless
Not a big fan of this guy but that was funny
That was crap !!! Not funny at all ! Probably was back then but now …..
I've just seen your picture, which explains why this site is all about wankers.
Says the tosser wearing a nappy.
Degeneracy, wow, such funny comedy. If this guy is considered a genius, then we have the answer to why the world is so evil.
Take it easy, Andreas.
@@mushrum3 take it gaey