Clara: "Are you a man or a woman?" Missy: "I'm a villain" Clara: "What gender are you?" Missy: "Evil" Clara: "Yeah, but what's in your pants?" Missy: _"Doom!"_
@dandywaysofliving I feel it should be a bit more like this: "So, Doctor... What's in your pants?" "An idiot who travels through time and space, armed with only my Sonic Screwdriver, knowledge, and two hearts full of compassion and love for all of the universe. Also, maybe a couple packets of biscuits and a few canteens of water in the pockets, in case I get stranded somewhere without any sustenance for a while. Also... Am I rambling?" "A bit." "Oh. Sorry." "Also, who travels through time and space with only a screwdriver to defend themselves?!" "But it's sonic! (How many times do I have to tell people!)" "Fine, you only have a screwdriver, which is sonic! But how do you fit all that in your pants?! Wait! Never mind!! I DON'T even want to KNOW!!" "What?! Oh! The pockets are bigger on the inside, that's all." "Well, THAT'S a relief!"
@@PotterheadMando "It's quite a strange game of gymnastics, from both physical and mental. The latter doesn't do it for me. Imagine falling in love and feeling... feelings... for like... *WOBBLES HIS HANDS ABOUT*... I need my mental energy to keep the universe right time and time again and my physicality... Well, an awful lot of running would give a lesser human the stamina needed. I prefer running." The Doctor on: Earth Affection and Sensuality.
You have to appreciate that every time he regenerates they really treat it like he’s dying, they let the audience mourn with him and his companions and it’s really nice
Love his face after River's "screamer" remark, so many different ways to read that expression; "Always manages to turn life-threatening danger into an innuendo...": "You walked right into that one!": or "She's hilarious. She must *Never* know!".
I find it hilarious that it means that Eleven acts like an ADHD kid who doesn't even know what sex as, despite the fact that *at least* once, he and River canonically fucked.
That's one of the things I loved about Matt: he could throw himself into that side of 11, but there were also moments where he could let it fall and you could _feel_ every century of his age just through body language alone. Like him saying goodbye to Amy in the Pandorica.
11: I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult. [holds out psychic paper] Young Kazran: It's just a lot of wavy lines. 11: It's shorted out. Finally, a lie too big.
When I first saw the end of time I thought 10 saying to wilf “because that’s who you are” was an insult and even though I think he’s definitely mad at wilf he’s not insulting him he’s pretty much saying “you just had to be a good person and sacrifice yourself” behind that cover up of anger there’s a compliment there i also think he’s jealous in a way he’s mad at himself for having to talk himself into making that sacrifice when wilf just did it with no second thought
That scene with Wilf and the amazing pay off of the 'He will knock 4 times' motif... This is why Tennant will always be THE Doctor in my eyes and Russell T Davies will always be THE best writer involved in the show.
My favorite: From "Time Crash" 5- "That's a paradox! Could blow a hole in the universe the size of..." (10 moves a monitor over) "...why, the exact size of...Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, really. Belgium?" 10- (offers his sonic) "Need this?" 5- "No thanks." 10- "Oh, that's right. You used to go mostly hands-free back in your day. It was like, 'Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can fix the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.'"
I vaguely remember a line from the 9th Doctor. Someone (probably a Dalek?) says something like "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE" and the 9th Doctor says "Yeaaaaah...doesn't that just piss you off?"
The 9th doctors run has the best cute one-liners, the 10th doctors run has the best emotional moments, the 11ths run doctor has the best goofy interactions, and the 12th doctors run has Missy.
5:42 It's my honest opinion that River Song is the most well written character in the history of fiction. And this is the best thing that ever came out of her god damned mouth.
Favourite recent Doctor Who quote for me... Shaun Temple returns home, sees the madness in the Noble family kitchen "...something smells nice" "Tuna madras" *pause* "Meep meep"
8:03 Makes me realize The Doctor is kind of like a reverse Omni-man from Invincible. He sees how short human life is, but it makes it all the more significant because of that. Like sacrificing your life to save your dog, because you love them so much.
Paul Jerricho as the Castellan: "No, not the mind probe." Philip Latham as Borusa: "Excuse me. Look, I'm sorry Peter but is he going to say it like that?" (Director) Peter Moffatt: "Everyone, just keep going. They're turning the lights off in 5 minutes."
About the scene with Wilfred; He was given an ultimatum his heart could not withstand; Go on and live your life, or save one innocent life. He chose to save the innocent life.
I would like to point out that missy kied about the number of snipers because she said three for each heart and two for the brainstem but timelords have three brainstem and two hearts, even when extending an olive branch she is lying
I think the episode that actually got me into it was the one with the absorbaloth I think, the mystery behind the doctor was got me hooked, but the best moment has to be Donna's return
5:41 I was on my way to this gay Gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought: gosh! The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fürher. Has got to be the hottest bars ever spat on Doctor Who!
“In 900 years of time and space I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before” I love this clips audio is going all over tik tok rn, it’s such an important line and so amazing
@@oatmealcookie02 well, her first series is kind of rubbish. like, my girlfriend, who got me into who in the first place and is still a bigger fan than me, couldn't watch more than half of it, and i get why. jodie was great, when she was given good stuff to work with, but the writing was just... awful. there were a couple good episodes - i personally quite liked the rosa parks episode and the haunted manor episode - but for the most part it's just... not good. and so gf and i both didn't watch the second series until just this week, in prep for the fourteenth specials beginning. and that second series was actually quite good, a six-part big story that still manages to slip in some really good single-episode doctor who episodes into their ongoing narrative. it's not perfect, but a huge step up from the first series. then my gf was going to skip to the third and final special, for the big regeneration story, but i convinced her to watch at least the new years' special, eve of the daleks. she was hesitant because she doesn't tend to like the holiday specials and thinks the daleks have been overplayed and diluted, but i liked revolution of the daleks so had hopes for this one, so she said ok. and then after it was done couldn't stop raving about it. we ended up watching the second special as a result, and that was quite good too. and the grand finale met our new expectations as well! in conclusion. i do recommend watching at least some of jodie's run! feel free to skip the first series. if you're really uncertain, at least the last three specials, get a taste of thirteen at her best. there is good stuff to be had, despite what the first series understandably did to everyone's expectations for anything chibnall touches. thirteen's run really turned around, and i'm a little sad i - and apparently most everyone else - didn't find out until just now. a little sad it came too late to save her. i salute you, unlucky thirteen o7 you're welcome for the essay you didn't ask for, too :p kinda got away from me, this
@@HawkoftheNorthhonestly my mom felt the same way about her, but we're rewatching (well for me most of it is for the first time) all of it, and she likes 13 on the second time around! you have to give something a good faith try before giving up on it, and it's never too late to go back and watch the old episodes! well i mean.. when it comes to doctor who it is too late sometimes considering there are lost episodes
@@HawkoftheNorthI think it's great that you've gone back and given it a chance despite your misgivings and agreeabley, some iffy episodes but peppered with some good. A bit confused when you say her second series was a six part story, that would be her third series The Flux, she had series 11 and 12 prior to that (the latter had the haunted house story you mention Villa Diodati, most excellent episode imho). The three festive Dalek specials are pretty ok but I'd never recommend anyone to watch the sea devils one, a real low point before the power of the Doctor, which at least goes out on a high, lots of fan service and a top notch episode for Jodie's finale and run.
I love how this is basically equivalent to just watching an actual episode of doctor who
Preferable to what has been recently released
Yes but it's way better 'cause I've already watched all these so from just one line it's like I've rewatched the entire episode.
@@lozD83new one was good at least
Where's the title sequence?😅😅
Nah too short
I love how most of these are just various jokes, and then occasionally there's one of the most emotionally devastating moments in TV history
Just casually throwing some trauma into this…
"Jelly baby, officer?" :)
"JUST KILL ME!"
Clara: "Are you a man or a woman?"
Missy: "I'm a villain"
Clara: "What gender are you?"
Missy: "Evil"
Clara: "Yeah, but what's in your pants?"
Missy: _"Doom!"_
This is my favorite type of meme.
.
"I am the oncoming storm"
-but what's your gender?
"Kindness"
-but what's in your pants
"An idiot"
@dandywaysofliving I feel it should be a bit more like this:
"So, Doctor... What's in your pants?"
"An idiot who travels through time and space, armed with only my Sonic Screwdriver, knowledge, and two hearts full of compassion and love for all of the universe.
Also, maybe a couple packets of biscuits and a few canteens of water in the pockets, in case I get stranded somewhere without any sustenance for a while. Also... Am I rambling?"
"A bit."
"Oh. Sorry."
"Also, who travels through time and space with only a screwdriver to defend themselves?!"
"But it's sonic! (How many times do I have to tell people!)"
"Fine, you only have a screwdriver, which is sonic! But how do you fit all that in your pants?! Wait! Never mind!! I DON'T even want to KNOW!!"
"What?! Oh! The pockets are bigger on the inside, that's all."
"Well, THAT'S a relief!"
@@dandywaysofliving 🤣
@@PotterheadMando
"It's quite a strange game of gymnastics, from both physical and mental. The latter doesn't do it for me. Imagine falling in love and feeling... feelings... for like... *WOBBLES HIS HANDS ABOUT*... I need my mental energy to keep the universe right time and time again and my physicality... Well, an awful lot of running would give a lesser human the stamina needed. I prefer running."
The Doctor on: Earth Affection and Sensuality.
You have to appreciate that every time he regenerates they really treat it like he’s dying, they let the audience mourn with him and his companions and it’s really nice
*SPOILERS* Which was what ruined the 3rd anniversary special, and possibly the entire series going forward, for me
@@gregx5096okay
Just for the Doctor to become Tennant for the 3rd time. Don’t get me wrong, I love Tennant… but man.
@@gregx5096pls explain? Why?
@@CryTwinkit’s just for some specials 😅 they’re fun, it’s fun when doctors reappear
"We're not keeping the horse." "I let you keep Mickey!" is still one of my favorite interactions. 🤣🤣🤣
Love his face after River's "screamer" remark, so many different ways to read that expression; "Always manages to turn life-threatening danger into an innuendo...": "You walked right into that one!": or "She's hilarious. She must *Never* know!".
The fact that she said that in front of her parents makes it even funnier
I find it hilarious that it means that Eleven acts like an ADHD kid who doesn't even know what sex as, despite the fact that *at least* once, he and River canonically fucked.
I don't think there are a lot of more emotional moments in the entire series than those shared between Wilf and 10.
Legit the best companion in the new series.
10th's finale is one of the few things that made me cry
Wilf’s emotion when he was saluting goodbye to the 10th Doctor shattered my heart to billions of tiny pieces 😭
The dichotomy between the absolutely raw line that is “has it calmed all the rage” *immediately* followed by “don’t be lasagna” is sending me
This compilation really goes to show how childlike Matt's Doctor was. Also, idk why, but the 3rd Doctor's "how many beans make five" killed me 😂
That's one of the things I loved about Matt: he could throw himself into that side of 11, but there were also moments where he could let it fall and you could _feel_ every century of his age just through body language alone. Like him saying goodbye to Amy in the Pandorica.
That's why he's a great actor for the Doctor, he portrays old soul in a young body beautifully.
11: I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult. [holds out psychic paper]
Young Kazran: It's just a lot of wavy lines.
11: It's shorted out. Finally, a lie too big.
"You might be *a* doctor, but I'm *the* Doctor. The definite article you might say." Tom Baker nailed it right out of the gate.
"bitchy trampoline" is such a good line
i fucking love when chris went 'what r u gonna do moisturise me?' ICONIC
I've seen very little classic Doctor Who, and the "We happen to be on the island!/OH MY WORD" bit made me burst out laughing. Amazing video
i think about that moment every day of my life
I agree, the rapid change in facial expression is almost as funny as the rest of the scene by itself
"RORY! SHE'S HAVING AN EMOTION!"
13:19 Ladies and gentlemen and timelords. I present to you, the moment that made me love Doctor Who.
Understandable
My gender is aparently timelord, cool.
Yay! I'm a timelord!!!!
26:40 The thing that makes this bit even funnier is that it's the oldest Doctor there that is calling the youngest Doctor there 'granddad'
My favourite line to this day will always be Jackie's "Im gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!" 😂😂😂
When they're not trying to kill each other The Master and The Doctor are hilarious when they're both on screen
Damn right that people should salute Donna Noble
damn straight
@@BirdieNoodle nothing about doctor who is straight
@@onyourleft4194 & there's nothing wrong with that at all
@@onyourleft4194in fact, it's all wibbly wobbly.
When I first saw the end of time I thought 10 saying to wilf “because that’s who you are” was an insult and even though I think he’s definitely mad at wilf he’s not insulting him he’s pretty much saying “you just had to be a good person and sacrifice yourself” behind that cover up of anger there’s a compliment there i also think he’s jealous in a way he’s mad at himself for having to talk himself into making that sacrifice when wilf just did it with no second thought
That scene with Wilf and the amazing pay off of the 'He will knock 4 times' motif... This is why Tennant will always be THE Doctor in my eyes and Russell T Davies will always be THE best writer involved in the show.
I always say "an apple a day keeps...nevermind" (5th doctor) the best part is that next year i'll be a doctor :)
congratulations!! good luck!
Good luck, I'm applying for medicine atm :)
@@hannahrg06best of luck to you!!!
My favorite: From "Time Crash"
5- "That's a paradox! Could blow a hole in the universe the size of..." (10 moves a monitor over) "...why, the exact size of...Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, really. Belgium?"
10- (offers his sonic) "Need this?"
5- "No thanks."
10- "Oh, that's right. You used to go mostly hands-free back in your day. It was like, 'Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can fix the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.'"
I didn’t love the very first 12 episode but Capaldi running around like a madman yelling at a dinosaur and calling it sexy kills me 😂
The “since he was a little girl” from Missy just makes me hope that the Spy Master really was between Saxon and her
I vaguely remember a line from the 9th Doctor. Someone (probably a Dalek?) says something like "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE" and the 9th Doctor says "Yeaaaaah...doesn't that just piss you off?"
45 minutes until the first special... PERFECT TIMING
Nearly 15 minutes
Did you like it?
@@jenniferdunstan5065 it was absolutely horrible.
My favorite is Missy going "we picked up your distress signal *wink*"
ChaoticQueerDemon out here memorising entire episodes
That’s me 😂
I love how it goes from a sad emotional moment to some funny asf out of context moment
'Did you just say smt about mummy' had me rolling on the floor
2:43 Patrick's face is priceless. I giggle every time I see that clip.
litrally can't
"I had a mate who had one of these, I think his was a bit bigger."
I need to watch more 13 solely for Dan
2:36 I don't believe I've ever seen such a perfect and hilarious face shift.
I absolutely love when David uses his natural accent
Good video, but i am pretty sure i am missing "There are soldiers all over my house, and i'm in my pants."
“I’ve waited my whole life to say that and I missed it by…being someone else” -Amy
God Jodie had some great lines. The genuine excitement seeing the Kerblam man was something special.
“It’s the kerblam man!”
“What?”
“The kerblam man!”
“Oh you’re just making sounds now!”
her unbridled joy for things was always such a treat!
her morals…well that’s another story
The universe will surprise you, constantly.
13:55 once again super grateful to be featured and I almost forgot I submitted a quote until I saw it LMAO
it's criminal this doesn't include
"What, you think you're just gonna come back to life?!"
"When don't I?"
8:25 I'm crying I'm not ready to see Wilf again :(((
The actors dead my man.
@@sadeggman521Yeah but he still recorded for the 60th, so unless they cut stuff out, he's in the 60th specials
@@sadeggman521 He's in the next specials, mate. Recorded before he passed
@@sadeggman521 i know, but just before he died Bernard Cribbins filmed some final scenes for the new episodes coming out soon
oh man i hope he gets to appear on the next special
"Do you know, in nine-hundred years I've never met anyone who wasn't important.
“Rory she’s having an emotion!”
40 minutes oh we eating GOOD tonight
The 9th doctors run has the best cute one-liners, the 10th doctors run has the best emotional moments, the 11ths run doctor has the best goofy interactions, and the 12th doctors run has Missy.
Chaotic Queer Demon basically carrying 75 % of the quotes
I thought this was gonna be silly goofy why am I crying over Wilfred Mott in 2023
Come join me in crying over him in 2024
5:42 It's my honest opinion that River Song is the most well written character in the history of fiction. And this is the best thing that ever came out of her god damned mouth.
A true queen
Right after I watched that scene just now, I walked into my brothers room and said that entire line and he IMMEDIATELY knew the reference
To quote one of my favorite Doctor Who lines, "MODERN ART!"
23:45 this cutoff is absolutely hilarious
yeah that was youtube cutting out the copyright 😭
“I’m 31 I don’t have a Christmas list anymore.”
“I-“
Favourite recent Doctor Who quote for me...
Shaun Temple returns home, sees the madness in the Noble family kitchen
"...something smells nice"
"Tuna madras"
*pause*
"Meep meep"
i love how the daleks just roast the cybermen, and then they destroy the cybermen.
ChaoticQueerDemon really likes Doctor Who huh?
That was me 😂
‘How did he get in? Intruda window??’ 😂
“I’m an archeologist from the future. I dug you up!”
I appreciate the inclusion of classic who. my dad grew up on the 4th doctor and now we watch it together while eating dinner
13:30 "What are you doin in my liver AGAIN" 😭😭😭
8:03 Makes me realize The Doctor is kind of like a reverse Omni-man from Invincible. He sees how short human life is, but it makes it all the more significant because of that. Like sacrificing your life to save your dog, because you love them so much.
Paul Jerricho as the Castellan: "No, not the mind probe."
Philip Latham as Borusa: "Excuse me. Look, I'm sorry Peter but is he going to say it like that?"
(Director) Peter Moffatt: "Everyone, just keep going. They're turning the lights off in 5 minutes."
😂
Thats it. Thats classic Who in a nutshell
The doctor being banksy and the creator of Yorkshire pudding is great
the absolute betrayal I felt getting whiplashed from "Are u Ed Sheeran?" to "Raggedy man...goodbye"
This video is great and full of funny quips and then a wilf scene plays and I start crying
I can’t wait to see Ncuti in one of these!
Wilfred getting stuck always hits 😢
27:19 funny how grandad is technically the youngest of the three
I love how the 11th doctor said he never found someone unimportant but when he first met donna he literally said to her face your not important.
About the scene with Wilfred; He was given an ultimatum his heart could not withstand; Go on and live your life, or save one innocent life.
He chose to save the innocent life.
9 just saying NO to the Daleks is such a sick moment, ahhh I gotta rewatch season 1
When he says, "I don't want to go!" It breaks my heart every time.
"in 900 years of time and space I've never met anyone who wasn't important" is maximum golden retriever energy
I love the fact that this video wouldn’t exist if ‘ChaoticQueerDemon’ didn’t exist
Lol Rory pulled out that your mom roast 4:45
Can't believe everyone missed "this one's a fightin' hand!!"
You flipping between comedy and really emotional moments is going to give me whiplash
Peter Capaldi's Doctor has some really damn good comedic lines
"Ooh Doctor, you soniced her"
Moffat what the hell where you thinking?
I would like to point out that missy kied about the number of snipers because she said three for each heart and two for the brainstem but timelords have three brainstem and two hearts, even when extending an olive branch she is lying
The therapist when your card declines: 34:17
i can't believe i watched the whole thing 😭😭
The fucking liver line just ended me once again. I seriously almost bit it choking on water. *Again.*
13:24
In conclusion : i love this show
1:50 wow that Dan line was funnier than i remembered 😂
8, 9 and 13 included? My hero oh my god
Love the dramatic readings by ChaoticQueerDemon.
30:23 LMFAOO I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS FROM DOCTOR WHO IM CRYING
Haha same it was cut out of the actual show. I kept hearing this sound and knew it was David Tennant lol
You will forever be missed but will always be remembered Wilf😭😢😭😢😭😢
When 10 and Wilfred have a conversation it's always emotional😢
I think the episode that actually got me into it was the one with the absorbaloth I think, the mystery behind the doctor was got me hooked, but the best moment has to be Donna's return
Congratulations on staying with the series after that episode
5:41 I was on my way to this gay Gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought: gosh! The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fürher.
Has got to be the hottest bars ever spat on Doctor Who!
“In 900 years of time and space I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before” I love this clips audio is going all over tik tok rn, it’s such an important line and so amazing
dan lewis was the best thing about jodies run, my favourite companion
I haven't watched Jodies' seasons but clips of him in this compilation really make me regret it...
@@oatmealcookie02 well, her first series is kind of rubbish. like, my girlfriend, who got me into who in the first place and is still a bigger fan than me, couldn't watch more than half of it, and i get why. jodie was great, when she was given good stuff to work with, but the writing was just... awful. there were a couple good episodes - i personally quite liked the rosa parks episode and the haunted manor episode - but for the most part it's just... not good. and so gf and i both didn't watch the second series until just this week, in prep for the fourteenth specials beginning.
and that second series was actually quite good, a six-part big story that still manages to slip in some really good single-episode doctor who episodes into their ongoing narrative. it's not perfect, but a huge step up from the first series. then my gf was going to skip to the third and final special, for the big regeneration story, but i convinced her to watch at least the new years' special, eve of the daleks. she was hesitant because she doesn't tend to like the holiday specials and thinks the daleks have been overplayed and diluted, but i liked revolution of the daleks so had hopes for this one, so she said ok. and then after it was done couldn't stop raving about it. we ended up watching the second special as a result, and that was quite good too. and the grand finale met our new expectations as well!
in conclusion. i do recommend watching at least some of jodie's run! feel free to skip the first series. if you're really uncertain, at least the last three specials, get a taste of thirteen at her best. there is good stuff to be had, despite what the first series understandably did to everyone's expectations for anything chibnall touches. thirteen's run really turned around, and i'm a little sad i - and apparently most everyone else - didn't find out until just now. a little sad it came too late to save her. i salute you, unlucky thirteen o7
you're welcome for the essay you didn't ask for, too :p kinda got away from me, this
@@HawkoftheNorthhonestly my mom felt the same way about her, but we're rewatching (well for me most of it is for the first time) all of it, and she likes 13 on the second time around!
you have to give something a good faith try before giving up on it, and it's never too late to go back and watch the old episodes!
well i mean.. when it comes to doctor who it is too late sometimes considering there are lost episodes
@@HawkoftheNorthI think it's great that you've gone back and given it a chance despite your misgivings and agreeabley, some iffy episodes but peppered with some good.
A bit confused when you say her second series was a six part story, that would be her third series The Flux, she had series 11 and 12 prior to that (the latter had the haunted house story you mention Villa Diodati, most excellent episode imho).
The three festive Dalek specials are pretty ok but I'd never recommend anyone to watch the sea devils one, a real low point before the power of the Doctor, which at least goes out on a high, lots of fan service and a top notch episode for Jodie's finale and run.
This was WHIPLASH from the saddest to the funniest quotes
I like how this video has the average runtime of an actual Doctor Who episode
23:46 is my favourite quote of doctor who "I-" always brings tears to my eyes
0:38 Four minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored or need a television, a couple of books, anyone for chess? Bring me knitting
04:33 reawakened my dulled fight-or-flight response.
3:41 Ood on the loo is my favorite line
Tom baker and David tenants doctors are my fave for a reason
"It’s Cacti."
"That’s racist!"
I love that one 😂
"Is that what you time lords do, lob a bit off and grow another one?" Donna
Happy Doctor Who day!