If this comment gets all the way to 3 likes I will make a video on the official rules for "Slide Racing". It might be hard to reach that number, but I know you guys can do it!
Oh man this is great, me and my friend get up to this kind of stuff all the time too, to the point where we spend a whole day building an arena specifically for rebar gun fights (Essentially we made it king of the hill using a nearby bauxite node and an awesome sink so we don't just hide behind a wall waiting for the other person to give up and come to us, you grab bauxite off a belt at the top and bring it to your "spawnpoint", first to 100 wins and you can take it from the other person's corpse if you kill them)
"While building a sliding parcours before phase 2 seems impressive, it is in no way productive and the time building and using it will therefore be deducted from your yearly paycheck."
This was dank. i might copy this on my own server, Currently have an Enduro-track in our Aluminium-factory thats kinda fun, lots of jumps and narrow paths, would love to see you do something intricate in that essance aswell!
Yeah....I've got a multiplayer thing going with my friends. We have now put over 100 cluster nobelisks and 50 gas nobelisks onto people multiple times. Cluster nobelisks do more combined knockback than do pulse nobelisks, especially if you instantly detonate all at once using explosive rebar. We have sent many a pioneer into the shadow realm. Why the gas nobelisks, you may ask? Trust me, they're EXTREMELY funny when you have a TON of another nobelisk with a TON of gas nobelisks. Very unfortunate nobelisks don't work on vehicles....
@@vaguedestruction I wasn't educating you, I was placing that information there so in the case you don't know about the hilarity of cluster nobelisks and informing you as to funny things to try with nobelisks if you haven't already. I was merely comparing our experiences in multiplayer as they are very similar.
Lmao, the goofy ways people rag doll each time they're hit with rebar is so funny. I see that the true purpose of the rebar gun was never for the enemies. It was for war. -sincerely Uel
@@bananaman3851 True. Realistically, I think it's just some people's way of saying "Don't recommend this to me" to UA-cam. Just click the don't recommend this content button 😭
How long: Don't know, we built a little bit at a time over about our whole playthrough (because we also made one in our old playthrough and it was fun) How many resets: 0. It wasn't scripted.
@@vaguedestruction Ah, one of those builds lol. And nice. Figured at some point you'd clip the wall or slide off and have to run all the way back up. lol
building all of this before even completing Phase 2 is diabolical
what's worse is that they probably don't even have Steel production
You would be surprised how much I do before the end of phase 2
@@TastelessCub797Phase 2 is all about steel production. You can't complete stage 2 without it.
If you look carefully, they have unlimited ammo, so they’re likely using other enhancements like unlimited items
@@AnimaTweekuh are you blind? They don’t. You can literally see them run out of rebar
If this comment gets all the way to 3 likes I will make a video on the official rules for "Slide Racing". It might be hard to reach that number, but I know you guys can do it!
3, 30 or 76? 216??? XD
ok, I'm sorry, but I did NOT expect this to hit 123 likes. Ok the video will come soon
@@vaguedestruction That Floating Coaster-City is marvelous, I wanna see more!! maybe some zipline challenges too!
@@zaglezigawa8415 Yeah. I'm planning on making a bunch of different minigames for Satisfactory
Get ready to share the course with snutt he might want this for himself 😂
I love how you didn't even complete phase 2
You just had important business to do
yes. My dad can complete phase 2 for me.
while ficsit does not approve of this activity, it is mildly acceptable if it improves pioneer performance and prevents total demotivation
Was expecting the obstacle course, wasn't expecting parachute dogfighting
Truly fixit's most productive employees.
First half: *Mario slide level*
Second half: *Basically Hardmode Terraria PvP*
i think you're saying that because of the music lol
@@vaguedestruction What other games do you fly around without a vehicle shooting at each other with guns and fighting each other with melee weapons?
@@mistprowen3157 My best reference to that is armoured core 6 XD
that actually is a rare scenario
@@zaglezigawa8415Armoured Core VI reference under a Satisfactory video, what a time to be alive 😂
- You were the employee of the month ficsit worker #2. We were coworkers.
-Together we were meant to increase productivity, not destroy it!
Wasn't expected to be jumpscared by Raw, Unfiltered Calamity but it was peak. Good video and great idean might steal this for my game with my friends
Actually, make sure you DO steal it. I have a goal to make "Slide Racing" the national sport in Satisfactory.
@@vaguedestruction ESPN commentary on Slide Racing in Satisfactory like its nothing new
Oh man this is great, me and my friend get up to this kind of stuff all the time too, to the point where we spend a whole day building an arena specifically for rebar gun fights
(Essentially we made it king of the hill using a nearby bauxite node and an awesome sink so we don't just hide behind a wall waiting for the other person to give up and come to us, you grab bauxite off a belt at the top and bring it to your "spawnpoint", first to 100 wins and you can take it from the other person's corpse if you kill them)
That sounds awesome
I may or may not steal that idea
always hit or miss clicking on a low view video but this was a certified banger
When reanimated SAM kicks in:
This is what true friendship looks like!
Nah, this is how I get back at my brother
This was a magical journey thank you for opening my eyes to the possibilities of pvp in satisfactory
Best thing I've watched all week
-You're clearly lying because you didn't like and subscribe- Thanks!
Weird definition of 'the factory must grow', but I take it!
Inefficient behaviour detected. You hage been added to The List and your pay will receice adjustment accordingly.
I'm assuming this is why I've never been payed by Ficsit at all
"While building a sliding parcours before phase 2 seems impressive, it is in no way productive and the time building and using it will therefore be deducted from your yearly paycheck."
What yearly paycheck? I thought I already depleted all of that. Are you telling me I'm going to the negatives? I'm not sure I can afford that.
DUDE, I was telling my friend we should pvp like 2 days ago, he was like in satisfactory? Pfff nah hahahaha
Ty for this Video its amazing
Ask him again. If he refuses, he better hope he never sees me.
Raw unfiltered calamity while blowing up your friend is crazy
im not sure what I expected when I came in but I thoroughly enjoyed the entire thing lmfao
ADA: Pioneers wtf?!
I can hear ADA fuming
ADA: stop messing about, FICSIT doesn’t value “fun”.
womp womp ADA
ada: we are relying on you to save humanity
pioneers:
FICSIT CONTRACTUALLY REQUIRES YOU TO GET BACK TO WORK
ME ACTUALLY DIDN'T ASK
Looks like fun! Reminds me of the old days in Minecraft when people were coming up with all sorts of redstone minigames
@@topside1981 I'm bouta copy Gerg but in satisfactory
The correct way to spend your time
This feels like a personal attack on my spaghetti builds
you will never complete phase 3 with this ammount of tomfoolery
There's something really wrong with Satisfactory players! So happy to be one of them 😂
This game unironically has decent pvp.
Underated video. Here, have a like and a subscribe :) Btw what's the name of the song at the end?
Nevermind, found it. "Raw, Unfiltered Calamity"
@@honkercraft ye
I have already seen it on reddit but still watched it completely again. Maybe I should talk my brother into doing this as well. :D
calamity my beloved
This was dank. i might copy this on my own server,
Currently have an Enduro-track in our Aluminium-factory thats kinda fun, lots of jumps and narrow paths, would love to see you do something intricate in that essance aswell!
The road rash must be crazy! 😆
I laughed so hard at the chase part, it was like a cartoon
this guy finished the game in phase 1 I am impressed
Honestly that was incredible and oh so creative
Incredible content, you deserve my like
Yeah....I've got a multiplayer thing going with my friends. We have now put over 100 cluster nobelisks and 50 gas nobelisks onto people multiple times. Cluster nobelisks do more combined knockback than do pulse nobelisks, especially if you instantly detonate all at once using explosive rebar. We have sent many a pioneer into the shadow realm.
Why the gas nobelisks, you may ask? Trust me, they're EXTREMELY funny when you have a TON of another nobelisk with a TON of gas nobelisks.
Very unfortunate nobelisks don't work on vehicles....
You don't have to educate me on Nobelisks. This isn't our first game. We're restarting after 1.0
@@vaguedestruction I wasn't educating you, I was placing that information there so in the case you don't know about the hilarity of cluster nobelisks and informing you as to funny things to try with nobelisks if you haven't already. I was merely comparing our experiences in multiplayer as they are very similar.
@@geyrnauch yeah ok. I need to make some kind of nobelisk minigame
xD Nice bro without a jetpack is crazy
Most liked reply to this comment by (insert time here) will be quoted at the end of my video about slide racing rules probably.
The music gave me Tomba go-go car vibes, although in Tomba there was no boss music after the race.
@@hiredgoon4269 i lied i forgot i commented this sry
"Stop reading the subtitles and WATCH THE VIDEO" :D
I want to send it to Snutt and Jace
DO IT!
do it or else
Your factory actaully makes me cry XD
Ficsit are going to fine the hell out of these guys.
If ADA sees this, you're fired!
This should replace the GTA car race backgrounds
Bro even has a Shopping Cart before Phase 2
now i know what i should do when my gift to my friend has gotten there (scedualed it to be on their birthday)
???
@@vaguedestruction i have given a friend of mine a gift on steam but set it to arrive on his birthday.
@@Dr.Callaham ok
me and my friend built a skate park for us to use factory carts in and it fucking kicks ass
That was cinema
absolutely amazing idea, i love it! very good choice of soundtrack as well. How about adding some tunnels with quarter pipes?
YES. Amazing idea.
i wish i had that much fun with my friends in multiplayer
a new game from steam "ONLY SLIDE"
I wish i had someone to play with
😭
My guys out here turning satisfactory into fortnite. -sincerely Uel
Blud really thought this was fall guys 💀💀
Wait, what are we playing again?
@@vaguedestruction fortnite, based on the building system
@@yarikzhiga BAN
Lmao, the goofy ways people rag doll each time they're hit with rebar is so funny. I see that the true purpose of the rebar gun was never for the enemies. It was for war. -sincerely Uel
I've made one of these before but it was a downhill course for the explorer.
Bro has more hand slots than me at Phase 4
upgrade MAM
God I hope they never patch the parachute gliding upwards trick
4:11 🤸♂⬇
Sh now it's Satis-fall-guys-tory
fun fact i've never heard this song for so long uninterrupted and now it sounds weird
Yeah. I love how DM Dokuro just makes 5-7-minute tracks for a 1-minute boss fight
there should be an achievement for sliding this far
the 13 dislikes are the people who couldnt get through the course
@@bananaman3851 True. Realistically, I think it's just some people's way of saying "Don't recommend this to me" to UA-cam. Just click the don't recommend this content button 😭
Just wait until they get explosive rebar...
Oh no, and homing ammo (it homes in on players)...
What?! I thought homing ammo just flew away from players.
me in my singleplayer speedrunning the game and straight not knowing parachutes exist
*they glide now?*
OK that looks like fun
Didn't know satisfactory was a PvP game
that shit was funny
HE LIVED?!
tohou fight halfway through
how tf those pants didnt tear apart after that?
They were built efficiently by Ficsit
@@vaguedestruction proably made of bedrock
Earth can be saved later
no one tell us about the secret boss of the game... your friends....
Subway Factory
nice idea. I will note that for a future video
Humanity is doomed. G'bye kittens and puppies.
puppies are inefficient. So we like them.
@@vaguedestruction Puppies are lightning fast efficient; at producing smiles.
Frowns count as smiles just as W&Ws count as M&Ms.
I love it
To actually use the Mario 64 slide music with a sliding video
Wow, this became my most liked video and second most viewed video in a day
The factory must sickass dogfight is not in the job description ❌️❌️❌️❌️
Yes, i enjoing the video
HOOOLY!😮
The only 2 questions on my mind is how long did that take to build?
And how many resets to get it all in one go? Lol
How long: Don't know, we built a little bit at a time over about our whole playthrough (because we also made one in our old playthrough and it was fun)
How many resets: 0. It wasn't scripted.
@@vaguedestruction Ah, one of those builds lol.
And nice. Figured at some point you'd clip the wall or slide off and have to run all the way back up. lol
@@wolfhunter98 Well we play this a lot but we use the parachute glitch to run up
guess you got bored while building steel production
no, this started happening often before that even
i cant even tell if this was scripted or not
It wasn't
Nice
can someone tell me what was the word mean "average"?
maybe avenger？
Average means "normal" or "typical" in this case.
In math, it means the middle number. The average of 4 and 10 is 7, for example.
wtf did i just watch
Hilarious
can u give me hotkey of slip action same u clip?
Hold C to slide
@@vaguedestruction thanks u
This isn't very efficient. Ficsit would like to see you now.
OMG 😂
aahahhaha
2:25
Yeah when you realize the parachute can do that, suddenly, the jetpack doesn't seem that impressive.
FICSIT. The best quality pants on the planet !
Exactly. Someone gets it.