@@Caterpillar "It doesn't do it FOR ME" is not objective. But entertainment audiences need to get over "objectivity." It's not attainable and all that really matters is if you enjoyed it or not. People will flock to reviewers they align with. But objectivity has nothing to do with it.
Doesn’t like the aesthetic, jokes, or vibes of the game. Was he the only one in the office who likes management games? That’s the charm of these games. The Theme and two point games are fun despite their serious themes because they’re whimsical and silly.
IGN: -Talk in the most obnoxious monotone voice. -Hate the Game for what exactly what it should be. -Throw an 8 just to keep people from being too mad. -Refuse to elaborate -Leave
Doesn’t like the comedy Doesn’t like the art style Money management wears itself thin Design options are limited Sounds miserable all video *Gives the game an 8*
"it's dorkey odd ball sense of humor misses me more then it hits" Yeah that's Two Point, everythings a pun! Listening to this guy reminds me of Benstein
The person reviewing this game doesn't sound very enthused. He liked it, but didn't like it. If you did enjoy the hospital version, you will like this one just as well.
As someone who used to spend hours looking at college brochures as a teenager and comparing the facilities and fantasizing about my future home away from home, I've been waiting forever for a college-building game! One question though, are we not able to design buildings with multiple floors?
Wow! IGN really needs someone in charge of review QA. Anyone with even a minimal amount of sense would have kicked this back and said ‘do a better job’ or chosen a different reviewer altogether. SMH!
If I'm being honest Eeyore would be more enthusiastic to review this game than this guy. Eeyore would probably at least enjoy the goofy nature of this game.
It's clear the reviewer didn't personally like the game (he even says it) but still rated it in its catagory and genre, which is how it should be. The other commenters are acting like they like every game in every genre.
Everybody complaining about the reviewer, but despite the fact the game isn't visually vibing with him, he manages to stay neutral with his overall judgement. That's good!
This guy really isn't making me want to watch other IGN reviews. He misses the point completely of the two point model. Likely lost in the Anglo-American crossover in humour (yes, humour not humor)
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
IGN bring back Naomi and Sydnee Badman to do the presentation of these reviews This reviewer sounds like they're 4 Pepsi's and 10 bags of Cheetos deep for a quick dopamine hit before building up the will to do this review
Why did they choose this guy to do the review if clearly is not what type of game he is into? Is like asking a girl that plays the sims 4 to review warzone, weird choice They should redo this review, next time with someone that likes the vibe of the game.
The reviewer sounds like he was held at gunpoint to play and review this game.
He does but he's not the actual reviewer. Just reading off what she wrote.
Dude sounds like LevelCap
@@AA-no8tm even worse
Probably was. It's America 🤷♂️
he probably was
Reading this review like a disappointed professor really helps communicate the college campus vibe.
The reviewer is talking like a disappointed college professor as well xD
Really makes you FEEL like you’re back in community college.
@@AbsolAhm 🤣 ain't that the truth
This dude is miserable as hell LMAO.
Dude sounds like he was reliving experience from his community college days
Whoever did this review is a real buzzkill
Sounds like an AI
Is a very objective review
@@Caterpillar unlike their other reviews :)
@@Caterpillar "It doesn't do it FOR ME" is not objective. But entertainment audiences need to get over "objectivity." It's not attainable and all that really matters is if you enjoyed it or not. People will flock to reviewers they align with. But objectivity has nothing to do with it.
Damn this guy needs to cheer up
Maybe next time don’t pick someone so damn depressive to review a fun, bright, and silly game. Not a great review - thanks for saddening my say, ign.
Doesn’t like the aesthetic, jokes, or vibes of the game.
Was he the only one in the office who likes management games?
That’s the charm of these games. The Theme and two point games are fun despite their serious themes because they’re whimsical and silly.
Just gonna throw this surprise into the wilderness, but it's a she.
@@Blenks87 Judging by the voice, not a biological she
@Pawn2e4 what the hell is wrong with you
IGN:
-Talk in the most obnoxious monotone voice.
-Hate the Game for what exactly what it should be.
-Throw an 8 just to keep people from being too mad.
-Refuse to elaborate
-Leave
So why didn’t you like the game?
It’s not my vibes.
What an answer.
Doesn’t like the comedy
Doesn’t like the art style
Money management wears itself thin
Design options are limited
Sounds miserable all video
*Gives the game an 8*
You guys should fire whoever did this review. I’m giving him a 1/10…..
Someone should start a channel or videos to review reviewers. Yeah, giving him a meh 4/10.
"It makes you feel like you are Two Points at a Campus. 8/10" -IGN
but does it make me feel like spiderman?
@@ramiromaldonado633 spider pig
"it's dorkey odd ball sense of humor misses me more then it hits"
Yeah that's Two Point, everythings a pun! Listening to this guy reminds me of Benstein
If the reviewer sounds like he loved it, they give it a 7. If they sound like they hate it, an 8.
He doesn't like the game from subjective point of view, but the rating is based on objective point of view.
Dude, the way you talked and the words you use make it sound like a 4 out of 10. You sound bored and annoyed at this game but still give it a 8
That's IGN in general. You'd think they'd get people with decent elocution or pep to voice these reviews.
Maybe it is boring
@@daveking6754 yet you still listen to them. Says more about you than them. Don't be miserable in life friend 👍
@@rayromano6249 guess people aren't allowed to not enjoy things anymore. Damn
@@ragingpiano9887 This is Soft Era lmao
The person reviewing this game doesn't sound very enthused. He liked it, but didn't like it.
If you did enjoy the hospital version, you will like this one just as well.
Talks about how bad it is, gives it a 8.
“are we the baddies?” he wonders in a self-serious tone about a universe where your head can turn into a lightbulb
Yeah, he needs to leave wokeness out of reviews.
it's a reference
@@rooislangwtf To what?
@@googlewolly Mitchell and Webb: "Are we the baddies?"
@@rooislangwtf Apparently archaeologists are Nazis now...
Should of had someone who actually enjoys the two point vibe review it, not liking the humour when the humour is what so many love 🧠🗡
should have*
Sounds like you drew the short straw for this review, very unmotivated commentary on a very cool game!
Why does the reviewer sound like he hates his job?
This man didn't want to review this game at all, and it shows.
Someone's not in a summer mood.
Just listening to this reviewer's monotone gave me college triggers.
This guy is truly dead inside
Inside and out
As someone who used to spend hours looking at college brochures as a teenager and comparing the facilities and fantasizing about my future home away from home, I've been waiting forever for a college-building game! One question though, are we not able to design buildings with multiple floors?
This has a real Wallace and Gromit Arrdman feel.
Wow! IGN really needs someone in charge of review QA. Anyone with even a minimal amount of sense would have kicked this back and said ‘do a better job’ or chosen a different reviewer altogether. SMH!
How do you hate everything about this game and give it an 8 lol
Who forced you to do this review omg!!!
I’m sure IGN just exists to make money nowadays. Their reviews get worse.
Did the developers of this game kill your dog or something? Geez, I’ve been having a blast with this game.
Let me guess... He was hoping to get a specific game to review and he was assigned this one so he sad....
Why did they get Eeyore to review this
If I'm being honest Eeyore would be more enthusiastic to review this game than this guy. Eeyore would probably at least enjoy the goofy nature of this game.
He doesn’t seem to like any game he reviews.
He likes PlayStation first party games
The problem with IGN is that they have people who like hardcore management games play a comedy game.
Who the hell is this guy? He sounds mad bored!
This dude is such a party pooper😭
This guy is more depressed than me.
This guy needs to get a serious case of Jest Infection. Quickly… And don’t you dare build him a Clown Clinic
Bueller? Could he be any more monotone?
Funny how he doesn't like puns, but the whole review starts with a pun.
It's clear the reviewer didn't personally like the game (he even says it) but still rated it in its catagory and genre, which is how it should be. The other commenters are acting like they like every game in every genre.
Came here to read the comments, did not disappoint, 10/10
What the hell is this review?
If you don't like the art style and the humor, why would you choose to review a game like this?
This guy doing the review needs to cheer up lmao typical journalist review
This reviewer is awful, think about your audience and the game instead of your own likes.
Seems like a mix of Sims and Sims City
Maybe remember to take your anti-depressants before you do a review next time.
I would really love to see a recreation of this video review with Mark Proksch as teen Colin Robinson!
Gamers complaining about video games clearly produced for children and younger folks being "too cartoony" is my favorite trope
Games SHOULD be more adult. We aren't all nerds or 8 years old
This game reminds me of SIMS a little.
PLEASE SACK THIS DESPRESSED MAN BOY
I'm here to read the reviews of the reviewer! 🙋♂️ 🤣
Everybody complaining about the reviewer, but despite the fact the game isn't visually vibing with him, he manages to stay neutral with his overall judgement. That's good!
The reviewer sounds like he hates fun and silliness..he might not have been the best choice for this review.
Should’ve had a reviewer that played old tycoon games.
If you just listened to this guys review, you would never ever guess he gave it an 8. He makes it sound so so so boring.
If depression was a video game review, it would be this one....
Please get the reviewer some psychological help
It's an 8
The patio door was opened.
silly doesn't work with this game. Didn't even complete the tutorial idk what science lab has a giant particle accelerator in it but silly's silly
Nobody is interested whether you like the humour. It‘s supposed to be a review, not an opinion.
THANK YOU!!!
ign reviewers are proud members of the positive acting teens
king shadow thinks this is cool and nice
Damn the reviewer was boring today. But still gave it 8.
Didn't realize LevelCap moved to IGN
The review just doesn't match the score at the end. It sounded more like a 6/10 review. IGN do love handing 8 ratings out through.
IGN rates on a scale of 7 to 10
How many beds has he put in there no wonder you run out of space you do realise each bed holds 5 people righy
Note to self - never bother watching an IGN review again.
Something tells me this reviewer isn't fun at parties.
One would think by the way he sounds all video as if it's going to be a 3 or something... And he gives it an 8.
It will be okay buddy.
How does “addicting” keep making it in these apparently professional writers reviews, addicting isn’t a word for Gods sake!
Listening to this review gave me depression.
woah is a B+ an 80?
it's wild often most of IGN's videos get tanked with dislikes, lol
this doesn't even feel like a review.
Could listen him one minute, nogo
Bueller. Bueller. Bueller.
This guy really isn't making me want to watch other IGN reviews. He misses the point completely of the two point model. Likely lost in the Anglo-American crossover in humour (yes, humour not humor)
Are you sure this is an 8?! Sure doesn’t sound like it 🥱
The humour Doesn’t travel well outside of the USA, but maybe it would have been harder to make something with more realism.
More realism for the usa: school shootings
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
Reviewer sounds like a disappointed college tutor.
Whoever did this review must have had a horrible and sad childhood. Go out. Have fun. Enjoy life as it is.
IGN bring back Naomi and Sydnee Badman to do the presentation of these reviews
This reviewer sounds like they're 4 Pepsi's and 10 bags of Cheetos deep for a quick dopamine hit before building up the will to do this review
My problem with two point hospital was it was impossible to fail, can you fail in two point campus?
You can go bankrupt and students can fail.
Sadly they're both pretty laid back games and pose zero challenge whatsoever.
How is that a bad thing it's a goofy simulator game not Resident Evil
Love this game. Makes time fly
To the people who’ve made it to the comment section, Welcome to Buzzkill 101
The dullest voice of any reviewer I've ever heard. Even more than old Marty Silva
Ah another classic ign review as evidence they throw random people at games regardless if they enjoy said genre.
Cool game but a depressing review.
Ninja theory video games are cool
Why did they choose this guy to do the review if clearly is not what type of game he is into? Is like asking a girl that plays the sims 4 to review warzone, weird choice
They should redo this review, next time with someone that likes the vibe of the game.
This reviewer is like IGN in general, just doesnt give a f%&k anymore.
Finally some diversity in a University that is interesting.
Maybe fire the reviewer. He can go to college and learn to code
The Bots are reviewing games now!!!!