Doctor Plays Two Point Hospital | Please Don't Get Sick Here...

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  • @percules9997
    @percules9997 5 років тому +3065

    Lol - 'She looks confused, oh, she's on a break'.
    Us nurses generally do look confused if we actually get a break. 😂

    • @stellannie86
      @stellannie86 5 років тому +41

      😂

    • @percules9997
      @percules9997 5 років тому +17

      As opposed to??? What other options are there?

    • @dakota8002
      @dakota8002 5 років тому +133

      i am not a nurse, but i definitely felt like that when i did clinicals! if there was nothing to do it was verrry strange. I would sit there and think " am i missing something? "

    • @percules9997
      @percules9997 5 років тому +14

      @@dakota8002 Haha, yes! Truth.

    • @cinnarenaroll1292
      @cinnarenaroll1292 5 років тому +56

      @@dakota8002 Same here! Just a student but there's usually always something to do at clinicals, whether it's answer call lights, pass meds, wound care, etc. but sometimes it'd be such a quiet day and we'd just stand there wondering what the heck do we do now?? 😂😂

  • @jefflolson
    @jefflolson 5 років тому +1529

    Here we see what Dr Mike would be like as a security guard. "SIR!" "SIR COME BACK" "EXCUSE ME, SIR!"

  • @lauramarschmallow2922
    @lauramarschmallow2922 5 років тому +1827

    Hospital door opens: "My child got hit by a truck!"
    Staff: "Hi! I'm chuck! Wanna hear a joke?"

  • @justinmyser
    @justinmyser 5 років тому +1912

    "I want to hire the best people"
    "I need the cheapest nurse"

  • @cryoux
    @cryoux 5 років тому +779

    I like how Dr. Mike takes "oh she's on break" as an acceptable answer for why the nurse is confused XD

    • @minetruly
      @minetruly 3 роки тому +13

      She's probably doing something confusing on break, like watching a murder mystery.

    • @PercabethYessss
      @PercabethYessss 3 роки тому +20

      I would be confused if I was a nurse and got a break, they have pretty serious jobs and are often needed so yeah

    • @leenglishmuffin7863
      @leenglishmuffin7863 3 роки тому +17

      guess they never get breaks; they don't know how to take a break lmfao

  • @winnieb.7282
    @winnieb.7282 5 років тому +3310

    Dr. Mike: I respect nurses
    Also Dr. Mike: You'll work for peanuts. Perfect

    • @DragonsAreHungry
      @DragonsAreHungry 4 роки тому +69

      What? A usual 5 peanuts per day squirrel nurse 🤣🤣🤣

    • @marksmadhousemetaphysicalm2938
      @marksmadhousemetaphysicalm2938 3 роки тому +16

      Sounds about normal...🤣

    • @lyn3830
      @lyn3830 3 роки тому +30

      I work for cashews. I don't like peanuts lmao

    • @MJsGuardAngel
      @MJsGuardAngel 3 роки тому +5

      He’s so stupid lmfaoo I love him HAHAHAHAAHA

    • @arumihehe
      @arumihehe Рік тому

      that's in her reference lol i love this game, too funny

  • @itsmandatori
    @itsmandatori 5 років тому +1696

    “I’m talking Sims but medical edition”
    *Sims 4: Get to Work has left the chat*

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 5 років тому +140

      Tori S. Troutman let’s be honest here, I think the man would faint if he saw the labour machine alone. 😂

    • @amasenak
      @amasenak 5 років тому +38

      I so want to see him play thatXDD

    • @jellyacc
      @jellyacc 5 років тому +11

      thats a thing?? *googles* oh cool. he should play it

    • @tillakurdics9893
      @tillakurdics9893 5 років тому +13

      I want to see him play that. 😂 He would lose his mind.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 5 років тому +7

      @@mlagv4045 OMG right? LOL it always cracks me up!!!

  • @sarahzehowski4146
    @sarahzehowski4146 5 років тому +4154

    Doctor: He feels like he’s dying??
    Patient: collapses and turns into a ghost
    Doctor: No!!!!

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +701

      Haha I did not expect this game to have ghosts! Does not seem like a hospital I'd like to visit

    • @CYNOLA0809
      @CYNOLA0809 5 років тому +176

      Doctor Mike every hospital has its ghosts. Just have to ask the right person for the story

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 5 років тому +22

      Spoopy ghost

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 5 років тому +13

      CYNOLA0809 indeed

    • @AxelQC
      @AxelQC 5 років тому +41

      You need to train your janitors to dustbust ghosts.

  • @adeen5438
    @adeen5438 5 років тому +907

    Dr Mike: "Nurses are important! They deserve respect and admiration, we can't do our jobs without them, treat them right!"
    Also Dr Mike: 07:23 "We need a cheap one. You'll work for peanuts."
    XD

  • @CapMan275
    @CapMan275 5 років тому +423

    Ambulance: **pulls up to hospital very fast**
    Client: **hops out and walks in casually**

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 4 роки тому +29

      Ian Lee
      The medic who drove the ambulance : tf? Are we free uber?

  • @georgecalisti3894
    @georgecalisti3894 5 років тому +2653

    Doctor: “what seems to be the problem”
    Patient: “I feel like I’m dying”
    Doctor: “please be more specific”

    • @Melissabella
      @Melissabella 5 років тому +208

      I have actually said this to a doctor. Fortunately, it was just food poisoning.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +480

      For real! At least someone understands the struggle =]

    • @dandiandi29
      @dandiandi29 5 років тому +51

      Me when I had a kidney stone last week. Luckily I passed it literally when they asked for a urine sample right when I got there lol

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 5 років тому +79

      Me: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.
      Doctor: Please be more specific

    • @maddykrantz
      @maddykrantz 5 років тому +28

      I good ocean pun would be “ please be more Pacific”

  • @MsMoser09
    @MsMoser09 5 років тому +611

    "Why are you heartbroken? "
    "Sir!"
    "Sir, come back here!" 😂😂.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +184

      I was going to pull a manipulative McDreamy move on him =]

    • @AnuRMusicVideos
      @AnuRMusicVideos 5 років тому +16

      @@DoctorMike woah woah woah there xD

    • @MsMoser09
      @MsMoser09 5 років тому +4

      @@DoctorMike whoa there, I don't know if you're viewers could handle that. 😉😂

    • @zori4464
      @zori4464 5 років тому +2

      @@DoctorMike yes doctor mike he needs YOUR CHARM !!😂😂

    • @jonevans6446
      @jonevans6446 5 років тому

      Just doc mike turning up that would be enough for me

  • @lyzalyza7
    @lyzalyza7 5 років тому +1691

    Doctor: He feels like he’s dying??
    Me: Chest compressions!!!

  • @leahv3299
    @leahv3299 5 років тому +545

    Patient: “ok thanks for the ride guys”
    *walks out of ambulance*
    Medic: “wtf are we, a taxi service?”

    • @mrseddiediaz
      @mrseddiediaz 4 роки тому +20

      Patient: "Yeah. Bye bitches!"

    • @ochenc1071
      @ochenc1071 4 роки тому +6

      I took a taxi to the emerg once.

    • @jiameiluo1500
      @jiameiluo1500 4 роки тому +3

      I did that twice and was admitted for three days

    • @rainbowpanic5632
      @rainbowpanic5632 4 роки тому +6

      That's one expensive taxi

    • @VidiaReePhoenix
      @VidiaReePhoenix 3 роки тому +1

      My mom (ER nurse) had a homeless guy call an ambulance to bring him to the hospital just so he could get a free ride closer to the street he lived on.

  • @rainingart4105
    @rainingart4105 5 років тому +222

    I love how excited he was for his job.
    Dr. Mike: *like a five year old at Christmas* THATS WHAT I DO!!!!

    • @addie-eileenpaige6460
      @addie-eileenpaige6460 4 роки тому +2

      Notice he changed general practitioner to family medicine doctor?

    • @sokovianwidow
      @sokovianwidow 3 роки тому

      And I can’t stop laughing at 4:25

  • @emilywolff1827
    @emilywolff1827 5 років тому +1824

    Game: How many plants would you like in your hospital?
    Dr. Mike: yes.

    • @pandawolf1014
      @pandawolf1014 5 років тому +20

      Have you met Greystillplays?

    • @moonlight_oats
      @moonlight_oats 5 років тому +7

      Pandawolf101 I was about to say that lol

    • @fruitbat9704
      @fruitbat9704 5 років тому +13

      Greystillplays is the god of plants in management games 😤😤

    • @Emsev100
      @Emsev100 5 років тому +12

      Then you haven’t watched CallMeKevin. 😂

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 років тому +6

      RTgame: casuals

  • @taylorgreen9929
    @taylorgreen9929 5 років тому +919

    Me: *has somewhere to be*
    Dr Mike: *uploads*
    Me: bewhoop

    • @mjdancer1998
      @mjdancer1998 5 років тому +7

      Yes. Completely me. 😂

    • @alecaquino7438
      @alecaquino7438 5 років тому +13

      It's Peewhoop actually. He stated it before :D

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +91

      Yay, thanks Taylor =] Sorry for the delay!

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 років тому +4

      Peewoop. -_-

  • @ApolloCraft-sm7hd
    @ApolloCraft-sm7hd 5 років тому +5074

    *Gets medical degree*
    *Uses it to play child hospital simulation game*

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 років тому +155

      But it's funny to laugh at how inaccurate things are sometimes

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +941

      Its a tough job but someone's gotta do it =]

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 років тому +27

      =]

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 років тому +35

      ApolloCraft1233455 I’ve wanted so many professions just by that logic 😂
      That’s why “professionals play games” is my favorite type of video.

    • @Jobee05
      @Jobee05 5 років тому +65

      It's definitely not for kids. Lmao.

  • @dracodragon5291
    @dracodragon5291 4 роки тому +198

    Dr mike totally missed the “light headed” joke where the patients come in with lights bulbs for heads

  • @hisss
    @hisss 4 роки тому +95

    _"Do you need a fire extinguisher in the bathroom?"_
    Well yes, in case it burns when someone pees...

  • @taytayjoy
    @taytayjoy 5 років тому +719

    “What’s a semicolon?!”
    -Doctor Mike 2019

    • @chloeolevia9919
      @chloeolevia9919 5 років тому +24

      I came to the comments to see who would mention that 😂

    • @akgold22
      @akgold22 5 років тому +17

      ;

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +10

      @@akgold22 Wonder if he knows what an Ampersand is.
      (it's &)

    • @shelbygee4133
      @shelbygee4133 5 років тому +5

      I actually laughed so much

    • @SanovaRae
      @SanovaRae 5 років тому +3

      What about a tilde? ~

  • @Ana_DFM
    @Ana_DFM 5 років тому +335

    Aaaw, Dr. Mike reading the GP description and getting excited is so adorable 😍😂

  • @jellejoo
    @jellejoo 5 років тому +200

    If you were a doctor in this game I bet it would say:
    "Stores nuts in his dishwasher", "likes to hug bears" and "BEWOOP"

    • @singingfan
      @singingfan 5 років тому +16

      He’d have a chest compression ward

  • @leahkartsonakis6030
    @leahkartsonakis6030 5 років тому +145

    “A bin to throw away ideas”
    -Doctor Mike 2019

  • @OngoingDiscovery
    @OngoingDiscovery 4 роки тому +60

    "Patients are advised to please avoid dying in the corridoors."

  • @coldtink93
    @coldtink93 5 років тому +282

    It was actually adorable how much dr. Mike was enjoying this 😂

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 5 років тому +388

    “Lets build a Pharmacy and hire a nurse!”
    Pharmacists: *sad legal drug noises*

  • @Sindhuonmyway
    @Sindhuonmyway 5 років тому +350

    Me, an architect: having a breakdown over your planning skills. There are rules for how many toilets you should put in!

    • @nobitanobi2749
      @nobitanobi2749 4 роки тому +14

      Just give him this. Hahahahahahaha he's a doctor anyways. 😂

    • @mariahapon
      @mariahapon 4 роки тому +10

      Same hahahaha it's giving me anxiety. But it's all good he's having fun. 😂💯

    • @saikrithiks2870
      @saikrithiks2870 4 роки тому +10

      I'm a 60% architect (finishing 3rd year this month, doing my bachelor education) and I agree 👍
      gOtTa rEfeR the "StAnDaRdS aNd LocAl buiLdInG CoDes"

    • @saikrithiks2870
      @saikrithiks2870 4 роки тому +8

      But the doctor knows better about the needs because he is a user, so the doctors' discussion is essential in planning the spaces.

    • @LittleImpaler
      @LittleImpaler 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @veagrace
    @veagrace 4 роки тому +50

    “You need someone who has high energy in the hospital”
    Me: YOU ALSO NEED SOMEONE HYGIENIC WHAT

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 років тому +63

    "That's why doctors like going to work at major hospitals like Memorial, Sloan Kettering, Mount Sinai, NYU, Presbyterian..."
    ...Cleveland Clinic? Voted #2 hospital in the world? Yes? No? Bueller?

  • @jorgerodriguez8781
    @jorgerodriguez8781 5 років тому +489

    Dr mike: this game cost me $35
    Me: must still be paying for his medical school.

    • @nicktokar2459
      @nicktokar2459 5 років тому +11

      This game is how other people study for medical school. Great investment

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 років тому

      Who wants to waste money on a shitty game

  • @Sam1056
    @Sam1056 5 років тому +349

    “I’m a doctor, not a hospital administrator”
    Nods in Doctor McCoy style

  • @detectivesnickers6176
    @detectivesnickers6176 5 років тому +134

    "Why is she confused? Oh, she's on break." because that makes it make sense. lol I cant stop laughing

  • @ashleyneick
    @ashleyneick 5 років тому +71

    Dr. Mike: The ward is ready!
    Bottom of screen: “A patient has given up waiting for a Ward, and is storming out. This will be bad for our reputation.”

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому +2

      @@an3_omx imo it needs more timestamp... ;-) [ 7:04 ]

  • @wendychen5724
    @wendychen5724 4 роки тому +9

    Dr. Mike: Pouring his heart into saving patients in a game
    Also, Dr. Mike: happiness when he destroys the world using a bacteria

  • @callistarz2428
    @callistarz2428 5 років тому +406

    Doctor Mike: puts plants in every inch of his hospital
    also Doctor Mike : **fights a plant**

  • @metricsplease
    @metricsplease 5 років тому +1227

    WE NEED A PART 2 WITHOUT THE LAG

    • @suisegs69420
      @suisegs69420 4 роки тому +62

      He need to try playing at pc instead of mac, i saw his surgeon simulator video, he play at mac, that explain the lag

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 4 роки тому +2

      yeah, what's up with that?

    • @sage5932
      @sage5932 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@AvocadoToast06 He probably doesn't have a pc because he doesn't usually game and has a mac? He's not going to buy a gaming pc to make some videos for youtube lmao

    • @alienchalseu7597
      @alienchalseu7597 3 роки тому +1

      @@sage5932 he actually did buy a pc not too long ago lmao

    • @sage5932
      @sage5932 3 роки тому +3

      @@alienchalseu7597 oops I take back everything I said lmao

  • @Plo0669
    @Plo0669 5 років тому +318

    Doctor Mike: “We want a top tier hospital”
    Also doctor mike “this game cost me $35”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @NatalieT-ym3cf
    @NatalieT-ym3cf 5 років тому +5

    “A bin to throw away ideas”...such a great line. I’m, for sure, going to use that with my patients.

  • @StellxProductions
    @StellxProductions 5 років тому +24

    Patient: *dies*
    Dr.Mike: EY THAT REVENUE

  • @tehnemox
    @tehnemox 5 років тому +167

    "That's it (for awards)? what about the Janitor that I hired?"
    That right there shows the kind of person Dr. Mike is. Great human being that knows to appreciate even the smaller but no less important roles like janitorial staff

    • @BineroBE
      @BineroBE 4 роки тому +8

      He cheaped out on nurses though. :)

    • @DragonsAreHungry
      @DragonsAreHungry 4 роки тому +8

      @@BineroBE yeah and his janitor wasn't a ghostbuster either

  • @FlagCutie
    @FlagCutie 5 років тому +167

    "I'm a doctor not a hospital administrator!"
    We wanted a Cuddy, but we got a House! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonsaikitty29
    @bonsaikitty29 5 років тому +186

    "Let's have him wait while we build a pharmacy real quick."

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 4 роки тому +13

    “Two point hospitals, the only place to be.
    Though, we’re required to say there’s other options legally.”

  • @Chris-707
    @Chris-707 5 років тому +30

    Dr. Mike, why can I continuously crack my right ankle without it loosing its "poping sound"?

    • @JGreen-et9sv
      @JGreen-et9sv 4 роки тому +3

      lmao he liked it? My ankle does this too XD

    • @jenneli314
      @jenneli314 4 роки тому +3

      I know it's been seven months, but I asked a doctor that once and he shrugged and told me I might have broken it without knowing as a kid. Just an idea.

  • @TheLoudMute
    @TheLoudMute 5 років тому +266

    Hey, it'd be neat if you played the doctor career track in the Sims 4! Make a little Sims version of doctor Mike- make a long running series!

  • @D4WADE
    @D4WADE 5 років тому +239

    Doctor Mike : We need to appreciate nurses more
    Also Doctor Mike: We need a cheap one, here you work for peanuts

  • @nos5915
    @nos5915 5 років тому +220

    i love blissed-out mike
    he's just adorable
    like a kitten being petted
    protecc

  • @abbyhuntley3171
    @abbyhuntley3171 4 роки тому +3

    4:35 "In case anyone gets hungry while they're waiting"...for the rest of the hospital to be built!!! I think they're gonna be needing more than a snack machine...

  • @drfarrin
    @drfarrin 5 років тому +9

    Him: "You don't know nothing 'bout windows '95!"
    Me: *[Dot-Matrix Printing Intensifies]*

  • @faithchu5776
    @faithchu5776 5 років тому +276

    Doctor Mike: “this game costs me $35 by the way. It better be great”
    Me: *has $35*
    “I’m rich!!”

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +58

      Imagine then you had to spend it on a game!

    • @paigesplash7306
      @paigesplash7306 5 років тому +8

      But then if it is good you’re rich with happiness.

    • @RiddleMrs
      @RiddleMrs 5 років тому +6

      Me: *Is only £500 in debt*
      "OMG I can afford a Kinder Bueno today!"

    • @anavailableusername1
      @anavailableusername1 5 років тому +1

      He'll make $35 in views on this video in less than a day! 🙈

    • @clarkkent9217
      @clarkkent9217 5 років тому +1

      @@DoctorMike seems like it was worth it if i had to say from the laughs xD

  • @wiIdirishroses
    @wiIdirishroses 5 років тому +105

    Dr Mike: I am also afraid of seals
    Tv headline: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

  • @meghughes9747
    @meghughes9747 5 років тому +168

    "it's already been a year? I feel like it's only been a second." -my life

    • @dundee7631
      @dundee7631 5 років тому +2

      Meg Hughes You quoted that wrong

  • @megrohdmann2051
    @megrohdmann2051 5 років тому +9

    I’m a medical pathology scientist and I can 100% confirm that this is how a real hospital is run haha

  • @emsnotnice
    @emsnotnice 5 років тому +11

    Denise:, "probably gonna sin again"
    Dr. Mike: Jmm Grey's Anatomy??
    Hahahah the worst part is that is true

  • @timberstrees3437
    @timberstrees3437 5 років тому +320

    Doctor Mike: “We need a janitor that has......... certification”
    Me: Uhh

  • @amandamarcum3951
    @amandamarcum3951 5 років тому +143

    The ghost was hilarious, hire Sam and Dean as janitors!!

    • @ForeverHangry
      @ForeverHangry 5 років тому +12

      There'll be peace when you're done..

    • @lena5664
      @lena5664 5 років тому +9

      Lay your weary head to rest

    • @cieratomasi2201
      @cieratomasi2201 5 років тому +8

      Don’t you cry no more

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 5 років тому +6

      I'm gonna miss that show

    • @lena5664
      @lena5664 5 років тому +5

      @@TheCumberCoIlective Me too🥺

  • @mizukichan30
    @mizukichan30 5 років тому +103

    When Dr. Mike said "what about the psychologists?" I got so happy, psychology is important too

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 років тому +2

      Psychology will be important when it learns to treat men and women differently, instead of thinking what works for women should work for men too.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 років тому +4

      My psychologist took the time to actually help me. I must have seen her once or twice a week for a year, *and* she took me through the PTSD program used by the VA. Good doctor. Love her to tears, she changed my life. My psychiatrist, on the other hand, I see for 15 minutes every 3 months. He once forgot I had brain surgery. Yeah, I get my happy pills, and we hit the high and low lights of the intervening time, but, *really*?

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 років тому +8

      @@JakkFrost1 If you don't have a good fit with your therapist, find something else. Trust me, the right doctor can open up your world, while the wrong doctor is like wearing too tight shoes. If it's not a good fit, it'll take a lot of pain to and expensive treatments to make it work.
      I looked for years to find a good doctor, then had to start over. The right one for you would not necessarily be the right one for me. They are out there, though.

    • @maggiethepearl7183
      @maggiethepearl7183 2 роки тому

      @@JakkFrost1 dude it’s still very important even if though you said the same thing twice. You need someone for your mental health

  • @yourstrulydev
    @yourstrulydev 4 роки тому +9

    when the patient fell, i expected to hear "chest compression" lmao

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 5 років тому +11

    I love how the "Rockstars" are Dressed up as Freddie Mercury XD.

  • @tylerv5413
    @tylerv5413 5 років тому +194

    Oh, Windows 95.
    The hours I wasted waiting for the OS to load, then waiting for the sims 1 to load, then having too many expansion packs to even play the game without lag...
    *Beewhoop in Simlish*

    • @fearydog
      @fearydog 4 роки тому

      I forgot there was even a loading chime

    • @lias5188
      @lias5188 4 роки тому +4

      I think beewhoop is simlish

    • @cahillcrawford6774
      @cahillcrawford6774 4 роки тому +1

      It’s PEEWHOOP

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому

      @@cahillcrawford6774 nah, language is fluid, the words change according to their usage. :p

  • @liberte1136
    @liberte1136 5 років тому +86

    A doctor: okay let’s hire the best ones
    A player: hires the cheapest and add tons of beds

  • @katyarizkallah
    @katyarizkallah 5 років тому +172

    But wait, is the girl who got SNATCHED by the seal ok?

    • @Pete0731
      @Pete0731 5 років тому +13

      kattykat4 Yeah someone jumped in the water and rescued her.

    • @cantyouseethatyourelost
      @cantyouseethatyourelost 5 років тому +10

      Apparently, yes because the seal didn't bite her skin I don't think. It just dragged her by her shirt or something.

    • @rainotter
      @rainotter 5 років тому +12

      It was a California Sea Lion. I'm sure he got a stern talking to.

    • @PaxIesus
      @PaxIesus 5 років тому +3

      ...they Harambed the seal, didn't they?

    • @rainotter
      @rainotter 5 років тому

      I don't believe so. If they caught the right one they would put it in a rescue facility more likely. I could be wrong and some there hurt him.

  • @mariliacantzuaria1536
    @mariliacantzuaria1536 5 років тому

    Doctor Mike, It is your brilliant way of smiling at the challenges you set yourself that make you big and better each day. Your unique way to know how to take care and have fun at the same time ... Your simplicity to recognize that you are not an administrator but a doctor and do not want to go through this stress. I love your lightness of seeing life.

  • @traciprovins3221
    @traciprovins3221 5 років тому +1

    I’m an OMS3 and I love this! “Put that doctor to work!” “Look at all these dizzy people getting better!” “Sir, where are you going?!” Also... a bin to throw ideas away 😂😂so happy I found this channel!!!

  • @pedropenduko3056
    @pedropenduko3056 5 років тому +142

    Dr.Mike: Patient feels like dying.
    Me: Chest compressions!

  • @pdhjans
    @pdhjans 5 років тому +104

    a bin, to throw away ideas.
    thats the *best* thing i've ever heard

  • @rachelbrown451
    @rachelbrown451 5 років тому +57

    "Every part of the hospital needs a plant" 😂 Best part

  • @mairwilshaw7924
    @mairwilshaw7924 5 років тому +3

    His squeaky voice and shrieks of pure joy bring me so much happiness it’s unreal 😂❤️

  • @reysquadron7820
    @reysquadron7820 4 роки тому +3

    I love how in all the games he plays he always addresses the patients as "sir". I'm sure its just habit for him but still sounds funny to me.

  • @jdeamaral
    @jdeamaral 5 років тому +42

    8:05 "I'm going to keep the prices fair....for now" I almost fell over!

  • @3119Fangirl
    @3119Fangirl 5 років тому +85

    Everyone else: Talking about actual medical things or important content in the video.
    Me: A SEA LION IS NOT A SEAL.

    • @heyitskira7056
      @heyitskira7056 5 років тому +5

      3_1_19_Fangirl I work at the zoo and have to hear their presentation on that 3 times a day so I’m glad I wasn’t the only triggered one c,:

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +17

      Thank you for this correction!

    • @3119Fangirl
      @3119Fangirl 5 років тому +2

      @@DoctorMike Oh my God, I'm freaking out!! Thank you so much for noticing me! I love your channel!!

    • @rainotter
      @rainotter 5 років тому +2

      Thank you. Marine Biologist here, that clip gave me a small aneurysm but it was his editor, not him.

  • @Lumivive
    @Lumivive 5 років тому +42

    Dr. Mike: *goes on about how prestigious hospitals have happy work environments*
    Also Dr. Mike: *slams the staff in a closet with a couch, two chairs and a plant* The bathroom should be right next door!

  • @aundreadillinger3530
    @aundreadillinger3530 5 років тому

    I wish you WOULD run a hospital. Your heart is where it needs to be.

  • @shrimpsterrr
    @shrimpsterrr 3 роки тому +1

    Dr mike: If I'm getting 5k per patient, WOO
    Dr Mike at actual job: 5 bucks is enough for the year

  • @rachelrachel4922
    @rachelrachel4922 5 років тому +237

    nobody:
    mike's tree: 👀👀

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +65

      I was so close to fighting it again lol

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 5 років тому +5

      👨🏻‍⚕️ 🌳👀🌳

    • @camrynnayvee790
      @camrynnayvee790 4 роки тому +1

      Doctor Mike Maybe people want to watch you fighting with a plant for 1 hour straight.

    • @tasujafar83
      @tasujafar83 3 роки тому

      I was waiting for the fight again lol

  • @nirmalaboodhoo9602
    @nirmalaboodhoo9602 5 років тому +70

    Good call putting a vending machine by the hangry Dr’s office .

  • @ali-zl9ls
    @ali-zl9ls 5 років тому +1087

    Legend says if ur first
    No one cares

  • @vanessasvideodiary
    @vanessasvideodiary 5 років тому +9

    ~spends years at medical school~
    ~plays games that are aimed at children~
    me listening to all the advice he gives
    i mean it seems legit I guess

  • @Fruitface
    @Fruitface 5 років тому

    Sims 4 Let's Get to Work Expansion. You can be a doctor and go through the whole medical career. I would LOVE to watch that series!

  • @lorenapilipovic5261
    @lorenapilipovic5261 5 років тому +61

    "A bin to throw away ideas"
    Gee Dr.Mike

  • @BHNative
    @BHNative 5 років тому +132

    "Look at everyone being so happy... I wonder if I'm making any money."
    - Dr. Mike, exposing capitalism.

    • @sosweetmeanstreak
      @sosweetmeanstreak 5 років тому +5

      Yikes. That's depressing.

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 років тому +3

      Being that his first concern was everybody's happiness, and his second concern was profit?
      Although I'm pretty sure that's not the narrative you were trying to foist.

    • @BHNative
      @BHNative 5 років тому +4

      @@JakkFrost1 my "narrative" was to make a joke, little hot-head. People can't talk anymore, can they? Everything is politics now.

    • @johnedelman271
      @johnedelman271 4 роки тому

      @@BHNative i mean your joke was kinda political to be fair

  • @RetroDeath
    @RetroDeath 5 років тому +33

    "Can't I just work there myself?"
    Dr. Mike saying it how it is, always appreciate your own worth, people!

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 5 років тому +1

      RetroDeath I had an idea for an extended edition of the game "Two Point Hospital -The Dr. Mike Edition"

  • @Clinterpottrmus
    @Clinterpottrmus 4 роки тому +1

    I really appreciate whoever is doing the closed captioning, helps me out a lot

  • @nobitanobi2749
    @nobitanobi2749 4 роки тому +1

    He has been so enthusiastic all through out. And he is cute by the way. Patients will definitely feel good by just seeing him everyday. 😂

  • @jordanwylie9437
    @jordanwylie9437 5 років тому +77

    Dr. Mike: what is happening to this patient? His feeling is hes dying?!?!
    Me: is...is he talking about me?

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 років тому +79

    "You need them to be happy"
    Me going to the hospital
    Receptionist: Dafuq you want fool! -This Ballas country-

  • @gracedeleon4754
    @gracedeleon4754 5 років тому +120

    Nobody:
    Dr. Mike: ahh, I'm Chuck Hurricane wanna hear a joke!!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @katiehambrick4079
    @katiehambrick4079 5 років тому +1

    It is truly adorable how excited he gets over little things.

  • @kaileymasterson9274
    @kaileymasterson9274 5 років тому +14

    **has medical degree**
    “wHaTs A sEmI CoLon” 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @ziyugao4816
    @ziyugao4816 5 років тому +68

    Me: sees his name on my notifications
    Also me: CLICKS IMMEDIATELY AND DROPS EVERYTHING WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO

  • @analuizarizzo1997
    @analuizarizzo1997 5 років тому +33

    It would be awesome a sims series and the doctor career 🤯

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +1

      They have it on pretty much every SIms game.
      I grew up playing the Sims. I was my favorite computer game for years.

    • @RiddleMrs
      @RiddleMrs 5 років тому +1

      Dr. Mike: *Playing Sims 4 Get to Work*
      *Female sim is giving birth in hospital*
      "Why on earth did you take her heart out??!"

  • @RoseRed2004
    @RoseRed2004 5 років тому +30

    He says it's like the Sims but medical edition. I just thought, that exists. It's called Sims 4 Get to Work.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 5 років тому +6

      We need to petition Dr. Mike to play the medical career lol and react to the labor machine XD

  • @mateaf6731
    @mateaf6731 5 років тому +1

    "you gen z babies don't know nuthin' about windows 95"
    this is the vhs tapes thing all over again, where like 80% of us used them in our childhood 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CreepyMisfit7
    @CreepyMisfit7 5 років тому

    When I was hospitalized at New York Presbyterian back in 2017, I had the best window bed over the river, better than any NYC apartment. So not only is prestigious for doctors and nurses, but patients as well!

  • @detectivesnickers6176
    @detectivesnickers6176 5 років тому +9

    SIR WheRE aRe yOu gOIng? gEt bAcK heRe! I can't stop laughing help meee

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 5 років тому +38

    "They will come and go pee and poo in the hospital" - Dr Mike, 2019, Top 10 quotes that should never be shown without context

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 років тому +2

      They're better without context! You can fill in your own "What were you thinking?" scenarios.

  • @abbeyphoenix1194
    @abbeyphoenix1194 5 років тому +114

    “What’s a semi-colon?”-Mike 2019 (a semi-colon is this *;* )

    • @taytayjoy
      @taytayjoy 5 років тому +1

      Abbey Phoenix copy?

    • @abbeyphoenix1194
      @abbeyphoenix1194 5 років тому +5

      ??? No...I didn't see the comments section when I wrote it.... Sorry if I did copy you...😬😬😨😨 I thought that it was funny so I wrote it down... and besides, I'm sure that there are a lot of people who have written down the same ideas, questions, quotes, or other comments by other people. So, there...😝

    • @taytayjoy
      @taytayjoy 5 років тому

      Abbey Phoenix that’s ok👌 . I’ve been there, just making sure 😁

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 5 років тому +5

      Dr mike, who apparently went thru all of medical school without this knowledge

    • @poshpearls23
      @poshpearls23 5 років тому +19

      @@lisa_vxng I'm pretty sure he knows what it is...I believe he meant in regards to a medical illness.

  • @micaelasparrow650
    @micaelasparrow650 5 років тому +1

    What keys you into the fact that this is a fake hospital is the pt at the start is at a comfortable temperature.

  • @shawneew
    @shawneew 5 років тому

    Hey Dr. Mike! So I’ve been doing what you asked and trying to think of some good questions for you for your next videos.
    1. Why do my eyes water so much during the cold temperatures outside? Are they extra sensitive?
    2. Why is my skin and scalp itchy when I sleep? Is it a condition?
    3. Is there a specific allergy test you can get to know if you have drug allergies? I know that I have multiple food and seasonal allergies but I’m not sure if I have drug allergies.
    As you say, there’s no stupid questions. Just lookin our for myself :)
    Take care! Love your videos!