George Carlin's Advice on Dealing with the 2016 Election

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  • Опубліковано 6 лис 2016
  • An Excerpt from George Carlin on Charlie Rose: 3-26-1996
    To those incensed by the intentional inaccuracy of the title:
    This is not George Carlin literally speaking about the 2016 election 8.5 years after his death, but his outlook on his life and creativity can be applicable to today's grueling social divide. Maybe you disagree and I respect that. I'll admit it's cynical as fuck. This is also not posthumously assigning Carlin to a modern candidate. He claimed that he didn't vote and he never publicly supported any politician. This was posted before the election. It's not intended as a left/right thing, and I didn't monetize it. I'm not selling anything. I posted it to get your attention in case it could inspire some calm in shaky times.

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  • @kagan4839
    @kagan4839 5 років тому +8090

    "Inside every cynical person, there is a dissapointed idealist."
    -George Carlin

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +266

      "Scratch a conservative and you find someone who prefers the past over any future. Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat."
      --Frank Herbert, _God Emperor Of Dune_

    • @stateofopportunity1286
      @stateofopportunity1286 4 роки тому +79

      @@negascoot23 I'll second this. Liberals are not left-wing; they're just money, new and old alike.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +94

      @@stateofopportunity1286 And I *am* a liberal (by most definitions), I'm just owning my essential nature.
      There's a sense of "noblesse oblige" among many liberals (I won't speak for all of us).
      We don't like to talk about it, but I think a lot of us would attempt to compel or legislate that which we believe to be good, wise, or beneficial to society if we could...and we would do it with the best of intentions.
      But tyranny is tyranny--whether in the name of the ruling class or the common people.
      Tyranny in the name of the people is actually *more* dangerous: It's harder to spot, and its leaders really are sincere...
      They honestly want to make the world a better place--they just forget that forcing the world to be "a better place" never results in anything but destruction.
      (See? I think I'm wise enough to teach you, and whoever else is reading, about these things. Noblesse oblige 😛)

    • @stateofopportunity1286
      @stateofopportunity1286 4 роки тому +40

      @@negascoot23 Modern liberalism has already embraced tyranny and abandoned the laissez-faire ideals espoused by its progenitors after the fall of Mercantilism. Now that value set is relegated to so-called "Libertarian" circles.
      Socially...authoritarian speech restrictions, tribal cultural programming, employment of mob mentality, and legislation/taxation to elicit behavioral change have all been employed with draconian efficiency by liberal politicians, think tanks, and pundits. Stray too far from the Overton Window and you will find yourself on the receiving end of a rapidly deployed witch hunt, regardless of what sort of ideas you were discussing. Even crafting practical plans to address the crises liberals milk for votes will result in ostracization. After all, if one fixes a problem, like the border, one can't use it to buy votes come election time anymore.
      Free-trade rhetoric has been hijacked to allow export of production and to leverage the profitability of slavery/indentured servitude against the labor capital of workers in developed countries (outsourcing). Simultaneously, trade blocs were crafted under the auspices of free trade that suppressed the sovereignty of nations under that of private corporations unattached to any particular country. Tribunals were designed to supercede laws imposed by governments, thereby turning them into population middle-management for global non-landed oligarchs. This is the ISDS and the ability of corporations to sue governments for potential lost future profits. Corporations would also be free to invert and relocate to any country in an overlapping network of trade blocs, employing the economic/media structures of loyal nations to sanction and bring to heel any government that disagreed with the plan. Liberal aristocrats enabled and facilitated this. I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that an aristocracy wouldn't share its designs with the larger populous, and that it would craft any narrative necessary to usurp the democratic systems of power.
      This era is ending. We will end it.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +46

      @@stateofopportunity1286 I'm going to admit it, 90% of what you just wrote is so far beyond my ken that I don't even know if I agree or disagree😜
      That's a huge problem in public discourse:
      Starting or entering arguments we're completely ignorant about...but we know (or *think* we know) that the other person is on the "opposing team", therefore they are wrong by default.
      And if your "enemy" is always wrong, understanding them is unimportant--all you have to do is oppose them. By any means necessary.
      That's why political/philosophical/religious debates on social media almost always devolve quickly into name-calling and insults.
      At which point it's no longer a matter of right or wrong, correct or incorrect, valid or invalid...
      "Winning" an argument now means being so insufferably cruel and offensive that your opponent can no longer stand talking to you 😝
      Point is, I barely grasp what you're saying...but I'm not going to pretend to agree with you to look smart, mount some babbling opposition that will only highlight my idiocy...
      ...OR just say "fuck it" and start pelting you with hate speech and vicious obscenities.
      You're clearly an intelligent, thoughtful person--and my ignorance is no excuse to disrespect you.

  • @RainingArtillery
    @RainingArtillery Рік тому +421

    Amazing how he came back to life from dying in 2008 just to comment on the 2016 election. Real dedication right there.

    • @barstar888
      @barstar888 11 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @bloodybones63
      @bloodybones63 11 місяців тому +14

      I was wondering about that , too.

    • @matthewk7507
      @matthewk7507 10 місяців тому +21

      Yeah... this stuff is annoying.

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 9 місяців тому +4

      You are either joking and don't actually know what that title means.

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@mizzury54The title means that the uploader is a liar.

  • @SkyP1e
    @SkyP1e Рік тому +316

    After 57 years of trying to right the ship, I think this is my year to adopt George Carlin's perspective for my own.

    • @inbuckswetrust7357
      @inbuckswetrust7357 Рік тому +14

      @@kalbsleber all you can do is do something with yourself, but it's not always easy

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 Рік тому +8

      Just don't get in the mud with them.

    • @armatchingram3081
      @armatchingram3081 Рік тому +7

      @@kalbsleber same here, we are just stuck in this world and have to make the best of it

    • @alanberent4428
      @alanberent4428 Рік тому +3

      @@kalbsleber Man of La Mancha. To dream The Impossible Dream.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Рік тому +5

      Agreed.

  • @johne6479
    @johne6479 2 роки тому +418

    George wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher who made people laugh . .RIP George

    • @mrluvit8232
      @mrluvit8232 Рік тому +8

      well said...

    • @dukenukem7043
      @dukenukem7043 Рік тому +4

      its the way he delivered it. it was an art form that was just easy to comprehend and hold your attention

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Рік тому +9

      In Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1" Mel is in the unemployment line dressed in ancient Rome garb, and tells the clerk that his profession is "Stand Up Philosopher."
      She puts him down as "Bullshit Artist." George told the truth. A true philosopher.

    • @davidmorin9053
      @davidmorin9053 Рік тому +4

      It’s what true comedians should be.

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 Рік тому +7

      Yet again. No, he was not a philosopher, he was a comedic social commentator. Calling him a philosopher only makes you feel smarter for "getting" him, it's not for his glory. He'd almost certainly mock anyone for making that assertion anyway.

  • @bvespertine
    @bvespertine 7 років тому +2495

    "People are just wonderful as individuals; you see the whole universe in their eyes if you look carefully."
    What a beautiful sentence. I miss him.

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 4 роки тому +30

      Extremely mystical quote from George. I thought i woulda heard Bill Hicks say it that way.

    • @thirtythreeflavors
      @thirtythreeflavors 4 роки тому +38

      Im a therapist and I get to see this truth everyday.

    • @shakesperezen6078
      @shakesperezen6078 4 роки тому +26

      A good man George..perfectly falible and normal bloke, with a dash of sweet eccentricity brought about by his observations of society and exquisitely imbued with wisdoms and wit and rational beautiful intelligence that spoke the simple truthes of our world and our species and then sprinkle dusted his wise thoughts out onto the four winds and airwaves and in turn washed our hearts with brilliant and hilarious wittiscisms that could bring roiling giggles and tears to our eyes in the same moments..and Dear George could make us all pause in mid eye watering giggle and halt in thought and then ponder our place in the universe..a magic weilding mirth mischief bringer was he..we truly need more good decent humans such as George in this time so as to help us smile and laugh and think much better..cheers fer the mischief George..you are much missed😊😉💘😈😆..
      👍✊👊✌(/-\)

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +55

      Beautiful, profound thoughts like this were why Carlin's work often sounded so angry, even bitter.
      He knew how marvelous the world could be...
      And he knew what the world is.
      The pain of that revelation cannot be expressed in polite, mild language.
      It can only be expressed with rage, and eventually sarcastic indifference.

    • @rdickinsondickinson
      @rdickinsondickinson 4 роки тому +2

      v_espertine The universe sees thru his eyes as it sees Thru all eyes.

  • @TheMisterGriswold
    @TheMisterGriswold 4 роки тому +1378

    "Insanity is rare among individuals. In groups, it is the norm." - Friedrich Nietzsche, paraphrased

    • @benkylo8015
      @benkylo8015 4 роки тому +30

      @voi vod And the right don't.

    • @alanbrad4564
      @alanbrad4564 4 роки тому +12

      @voi vod I hate to tell you this, but the majority of America are leftists, so it makes since that there would be more leftists doing what you describe. That's just how it is.

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 роки тому +12

      voi vod
      Woah, you can choose in between THE RIGHT WINGED biased media or THE LEFT WINGED biased media. If you don’t like either, call yourself an enlightened centrist and call everyone a pants shitter while shitting your own pants

    • @casono
      @casono 4 роки тому +2

      I like Norm. Hes a pretty good comic

    • @choppertimberland139
      @choppertimberland139 4 роки тому +3

      @voi vod already trying to rationalize a thought which has not been thoroughly processed into a rational argument

  • @philipanthony4229
    @philipanthony4229 2 роки тому +376

    "The public sucks. Fuck hope."
    - George Carlin

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 2 роки тому +4

      Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies, fuck every body now that I think 🤔 about. - George Carlin

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 2 роки тому +3

      Trump 2024

    • @terryhill4732
      @terryhill4732 2 роки тому

      Trump is the answer

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 2 роки тому +1

      @@terryhill4732 to what?

    • @terryhill4732
      @terryhill4732 2 роки тому +5

      @@lpk6372 to take away all your troubles and make it seem like a gentle Summer breeze that's what my friend , your friend everyone's friend DJ can do, get on the Trump train or get left behind in 2024

  • @lilithmatriarch7509
    @lilithmatriarch7509 Рік тому +52

    "I love people as I meet them one-by-one. People are just wonderful as individuals. You see the whole universe in their eyes if you look carefully." 🤯😭♥️

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Рік тому +2

      He can add poet to his resume'

  • @Drp_br_
    @Drp_br_ 3 роки тому +2682

    “When you’re born into the world, you get a ticket to the freak show. But if you’re born in the United States, you get a front row seat!”
    -George Carlin

    • @AtticAurel
      @AtticAurel 3 роки тому +12

      you are = you're

    • @TheRisingFury
      @TheRisingFury 3 роки тому +12

      @@AtticAurel So do you also correct people texting "ur" instead of you're/ you are?

    • @pholland8353
      @pholland8353 3 роки тому +17

      @@AtticAurel who cares in this space? Honestly.

    • @AtticAurel
      @AtticAurel 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheRisingFury
      Depends which it is. Cause they mean different things.
      You're = u r or u're
      Your = ur (without space) 🙂

    • @AtticAurel
      @AtticAurel 3 роки тому +9

      @@pholland8353
      I mean, it's a quote; maybe Carlin would've cared? 🤷🏻‍♀️
      And do you randomly switch they're, their, there too, just because it sounds similar?

  • @ndknight
    @ndknight 7 років тому +5538

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin.

    • @ronwhite7731
      @ronwhite7731 5 років тому +13

      Thanks

    • @ravenwhiteduck3158
      @ravenwhiteduck3158 5 років тому +81

      Like antifa

    • @OldBillOverHill
      @OldBillOverHill 5 років тому +5

      A variation of Robert Heinlein's sentiment.

    • @iseetruth4917
      @iseetruth4917 5 років тому +54

      result = a stupid president got elected in USA 😄

    • @2donnyblack2
      @2donnyblack2 5 років тому +2

      @ I See Truth yes, indeed, right after this prophet died actually :(

  • @eliseo.quincy
    @eliseo.quincy Рік тому +62

    This man was a philosopher and intellect… powerful storyteller and genius sense of humor. RIP Mr. George Carlin.

  • @carlgustafson5896
    @carlgustafson5896 Рік тому +58

    It’s weird, he died in 2008, but this still holds true to this date!

    • @dukenukem7043
      @dukenukem7043 Рік тому +5

      i think it will always hold true. until the comet comes

    • @Sundar...
      @Sundar... Рік тому +2

      @@dukenukem7043 😂

    • @jillkjv3816
      @jillkjv3816 Рік тому +2

      With UA-cam he'll never die.

    • @Incel_81
      @Incel_81 8 місяців тому +1

      I felt like a part of me died that year too. I miss Carlin.

  • @dennisshalashov7728
    @dennisshalashov7728 7 років тому +2049

    "They sacrifice the beauty of the individual for the sake of the group" That is well said.

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 5 років тому +22

      It sums up why I'm no more a huge patriot than I belong to a religion, since it's the same thing. In fact, I'm from Texas, where you're supposed to be a huge patriot in TWO ways - the country kind and the state kind - and neither one works in my case.

    • @crazyfishmonster459
      @crazyfishmonster459 5 років тому +8

      @@Oppeldeldoc1 You can bring your own blend of patriotism / faith to the group as an individual. No need to follow the crowd, there's a wealth of material to be proud of for your country / creed / religion, just do it in your own way.

    • @AeromaticXD
      @AeromaticXD 5 років тому +7

      Dennis Shalashov ironically conservative values seem to be for individualism

    • @billmoyer3254
      @billmoyer3254 5 років тому +22

      until you realize we are drowning in a generational wave of social media driven narcissism

    • @kwahujakquai6726
      @kwahujakquai6726 4 роки тому +1

      Wow! Such selflessness! LMFAO!!!!

  • @MrB1923
    @MrB1923 5 років тому +1975

    'It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it'.

    • @KatieRaeRae
      @KatieRaeRae 5 років тому +68

      It's a big club.. and you ain't in it.

    • @igormorozov666
      @igormorozov666 4 роки тому +9

      That's the best shit ever

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 4 роки тому +2

      It’s also why the rest of the world don’t have a “dream” as we’re awake

    • @WakaWaka2468
      @WakaWaka2468 4 роки тому +3

      Such a vague stupid quote. What the fuck does that even mean??

    • @wolf42i40
      @wolf42i40 4 роки тому +19

      @@WakaWaka2468 Really... how undermining and lacking in comment. Meaning there is no true fabrication of a true dream. The "American Dream" is a capitalist phrase to make those feeble enough to follow to keep wishing but never are promised.

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 Рік тому +75

    George Carlin may have called stand up a 'low art', but if anyone had the ability to elevate it, it was him. He was one of the most articulate, intelligent and prescient minds to ever grace the comedy stage and his words still ring true today.

    • @newagain9964
      @newagain9964 Рік тому +3

      Well. There is no such thing as High or even fine art. Made up labels by the well todos to create elitism.

    • @godhimself9698
      @godhimself9698 10 місяців тому

      @@newagain9964 you are wrong

    • @morganophelia5963
      @morganophelia5963 8 місяців тому +1

      or maybe he just really agreed with the big club and duped you

  • @ka92010rock
    @ka92010rock 2 роки тому +76

    I was six days old when this interview was broadcasted, now almost 26 years later Carlin words are still very relevant in our society.

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 2 роки тому

      Cause we haven't learned from out history and now we are trying to actually bury whitewash it.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 4 роки тому +1539

    Carlin: How to engage in society without going nuts... become a spectator, take notes and have no emotional stake in anything

    • @tjp5295
      @tjp5295 4 роки тому +7

      Truth

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 4 роки тому +17

      One side is ruled by nothing but emotion these days.

    • @KingMagenta
      @KingMagenta 4 роки тому +31

      sixstringman more like both. The democrats are emotional because they want to try and help their citizens and republicans are emotional because the democrats won’t let them do whatever they want.

    • @StarfieldRailway
      @StarfieldRailway 3 роки тому +27

      @@KingMagenta, that is such a crock of shit. Don't ever think people are caring just because they say they are. It is a con.

    • @joedrew9418
      @joedrew9418 3 роки тому +21

      I love carlin but cannt be a spectator now we are watching our country fall apart by a lying wanna be autocrat

  • @rogerbetances770
    @rogerbetances770 4 роки тому +2951

    This man is the real life Joker without the killing and without a batman. He’s disappointed in humanity but gets a good laugh at the tragedy

    • @maxfarley2519
      @maxfarley2519 4 роки тому +70

      He's the ultimate cynic - even more so than Ozzy Osbourne and Diogenes.

    • @soulsoup5967
      @soulsoup5967 4 роки тому +96

      "...I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb."
      - Joker

    • @ygorr2238
      @ygorr2238 4 роки тому +43

      Same haircut too

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 4 роки тому +23

      Kind of wish they would of casted him as joker in a batman movie

    • @merickbrother2122
      @merickbrother2122 4 роки тому +8

      The “Rael” Joker

  • @petekwando
    @petekwando 2 роки тому +25

    I'm not quite as cynical as George is, but over the last few years I've certainly come to appreciate his sense of amused detachment.

  • @mrbsbeesntees7081
    @mrbsbeesntees7081 8 місяців тому +21

    History is going to prove , this man was way ahead of his time , and right about everything

    • @mollymainstream8005
      @mollymainstream8005 6 місяців тому

      Right about everything, and completely, missing the point!

  • @dbev519
    @dbev519 6 років тому +1550

    "Bring it on I wanna see the circus" damn he just missed the main event

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 6 років тому +57

      dbev519 no he was around...bush was a massive circus

    • @thierry1026
      @thierry1026 6 років тому +9

      Im sure he miss all the bullshit anyways. He really seemed to enjoy the freakshow.
      But im sure we have even more bullshit to come =p

    • @FlyingScott
      @FlyingScott 6 років тому +72

      He missed:
      Trump
      Tumblr.
      Bronies
      Weebs
      Furries
      North Korea
      Putin
      Third wave feminism
      SJWs
      Political correctness gone wild
      memes
      These... Special people who think there's a 3rd gender
      Buzzfeed
      And many more.
      RIP in peace

    • @spaztastic1428
      @spaztastic1428 6 років тому +15

      Its been a circus for over 30 years now. Just when you think bush...damn. Clinton...damn, not too much better, but maybe we go up from here. Then Son of a Bush....damn we have to of hit rock bottom. Then Obama....damn, at least he was charasmatic, still not climbing up though. Just as terrible, in 7 countries proxy wars instead of two. Still circling the drain. Trump...damn, not charasmatic but also not career politician. Has no filter on his mouth, uses insults instead of charisma. Im with Carlin on this one, just watching the show. Whos next, Clinton puppet Kamalia Harris, another Super delegate cheat of Bernie, then Vince McMahon WWE(Idiocracy) and continue the gradual spiral down with Bildeberg blessing like promissing warhawk Hillary after they gave it to neolib Obama, another loose cannon like Trump even with jury(grand lol) still out to lunch. Maybe Monty Pythons flying circus, theyre not born here, but does it really matter at this point. How low can we go? Ive given up hope after I voted lesser evil Obama 2008 and got screwed. I say Tulsi Gabbard, but she would be only one of a couple that would be going up. The last 4 clowns to exit and one possibly in there now. Smh, we couldnt get that lucky for Gabbard to even run...

    • @MemorialsFTW
      @MemorialsFTW 6 років тому +19

      Spaz Tastic You voted for Obama and 2008 and you think you got screwed? I really hope
      you’re not insinuating McCain would have been better because that’s really dumb.
      George Bush fucked up the economy into the worst recession in 70 years and he was like half of Mccain’s age. Just imagine if another republican was elected after the crash in 2008. Jesus christ. Lol.

  • @roryhand91
    @roryhand91 3 роки тому +1153

    Whenever I start feeling down about this world we live in, I just start binge watching George Carlin clips and I’m alright again

    • @faheemmohamed2127
      @faheemmohamed2127 3 роки тому +14

      as much as I agree, Luv Carlin an his dialogue . the real world still sucks

    • @peterkogl1329
      @peterkogl1329 3 роки тому +7

      Same here!!!

    • @joecrow2633
      @joecrow2633 3 роки тому +7

      Word man. On point.

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 3 роки тому +11

      He would also be pissed about all the people that quote Carlin all day long in other videos and particular on this one. All they do is repeat what he says ffs. Instead of talking about what Carlin really says and meant with what he says. Its disgusting they do exactly what Carlin says, they stop thinking individually for the sake of the group, becoming like everyone else quoting the next phrase after the next. People are simply dumb and i love listing to Carlin because it heals my mind to know that I'm not alone with all those stupid people. Its horrible really. These days, those stupid people become SO stupid that they aren't even amusing or entertaining anymore, and then it becomes really shitty and boring i tell you

    • @user-vq2rc3td7d
      @user-vq2rc3td7d 2 роки тому +2

      Lol I thought I was the only one

  • @NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanN
    @NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanN 2 роки тому +68

    George is literally one of the best things that i needed in this time of my life.

  • @cjdr.4145
    @cjdr.4145 2 роки тому +16

    Because of his intelligence, honesty & comedy; he opened minds & opinions and he re-opened numerous debates that most U.S. citizens didn't even know needed the attention...even to this day. His futuristic-looking views and expressions of what he saw as Government failures & Political downfalls spoke to us then and should speak to us now. That is why: George Carlin is (and will always be) one of THE GREATEST stand-up' comedians & a spokesman for human rights for every generation going forward.

  • @TheMajor8478
    @TheMajor8478 3 роки тому +684

    This man was such a damn genius. If only he could see now how right he was about our country circling the drain. RIP George

    • @cyraxkkcb2mo10
      @cyraxkkcb2mo10 3 роки тому +21

      It's doesn't matter if he was here today or not.what he spoke was about what was going on in his time and still going on today. Corruption

    • @TheFoolintherainn
      @TheFoolintherainn 3 роки тому +5

      Yes George Carlin brought up great points - but did he bring up solutions?

    • @MisterBungle
      @MisterBungle 3 роки тому +1

      @Diverse TV Precisely.

    • @TheFoolintherainn
      @TheFoolintherainn 3 роки тому +4

      @Diverse TV yes - nearly as old as George Carlin might be right now. He'd be my oldest brother's age.
      these days, we pretty much have to draw cartoon pictures for people to see the solutions...It would have been nice if he was able to incorporate that into his humor
      One example we saw happening way back then? China? People complaining about a communist country taking over 77% of US mortgages and debt
      GEORGE COULD HAVE JOKED ABOUT THAT THEN GIVEN A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE ON THE SIDE -use a local credit union or a local bank that's not traded on the stock market... Account holders own the bank.
      Now I want you to think - if George Carlin was able to make statements back then, to guide you out of this Doom he was predicting.. imagine the impact he could have had?
      I had George Carlin albums we would listen to them Friday and Saturday nights.
      I'm sitting here imagining - what if he actually added solutions?
      - how he could have changed folks' minds back then - instead of us having look at the mistake in our rear view mirror while we bomb 90 miles per hour in the wrong direction
      I think the rest you all in the 48 are suckers at this point. I'd rather carry 911 on my hip and deal with the bears out here than current humans that weren't born during George Carlin's era.
      I just wish he had been able to lead with solutions. Cuz you know he's correct.. back then many of us already knew he was correct - and people would accuse us of wearing tin foil hats.

    • @titaniumgreen5367
      @titaniumgreen5367 2 роки тому +2

      he was a stounch atheist and his genius carried him straight to the pit..

  • @carlsong6438
    @carlsong6438 3 роки тому +330

    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it."

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 3 роки тому +10

      Tommy Lee Jones, but probably in the same spirit as George Carlin.

    • @davedavy5406
      @davedavy5406 3 роки тому +8

      Agent K

    • @hoosier3060
      @hoosier3060 3 роки тому +5

      One of my favorite lines of all time.

    • @FunkyGOB
      @FunkyGOB 3 роки тому +5

      Give me sugar.....in water.

    • @based9930
      @based9930 2 роки тому

      Untrue, most people are not smart. They have no idea what to think if you don't tell them first.

  • @emiliog.4432
    @emiliog.4432 2 роки тому +17

    Carlin becomes more relevant as time goes by. His social commentary is worth a listen. You don’t have to agree, but give a listen.

  • @jaredponder4149
    @jaredponder4149 2 роки тому +55

    This man's ability to convey what I feel every day, and if we're all being honest, what deep down we have all felt in some way or another, is astounding.
    I really miss this one of a kind, person and wish I could have heard his sage entertainment in person.

  • @OpenMeyendid
    @OpenMeyendid 4 роки тому +1515

    "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 4 роки тому +29

      That's such a ridiculous oversimplification that I almost wonder if he was feigning ignorance of world/societal issues.
      You have to FIGHT to KEEP or RESTORE the peace.
      Scenario:
      A police officer is called to a home invasion where he tackles and subdues, by force, a would be thief, rapist, what have you.
      Because there will always be people who seek to take by force, you can either appease them or stand up to them. You can't poo poo fighting for fighting's sake.

    • @anhbayar11
      @anhbayar11 4 роки тому +31

      @@sirkayda7205 lol

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 4 роки тому +13

      @@anhbayar11 - Many a debate has been won with those three letters.
      *Newton poses theory of gravitation*
      "Your rebuttal, sir?"
      "Lol"
      "We have a winner!"

    • @VonAndHisCello
      @VonAndHisCello 4 роки тому +28

      @@sirkayda7205 "You have to FIGHT to KEEP or RESTORE the peace" No...no you don't. That just keeps you stuck in a loop.

    • @Investigamer
      @Investigamer 4 роки тому +8

      Fucking for virginity*

  • @Crypdography
    @Crypdography 4 роки тому +931

    "They sacrifice the beauty of the individual for the sake of the group"
    I have been trying to put this into words for a while and he has done it perfectly!

    • @Darkxculo
      @Darkxculo 4 роки тому +30

      He excelled at that (putting thought into words). A truly master craftsman of the English language.

    • @oscarbaltodano6457
      @oscarbaltodano6457 4 роки тому

      Many have said it before.

    • @Darkxculo
      @Darkxculo 4 роки тому +3

      @@oscarbaltodano6457 name one, and quote how they said it

    • @oscarbaltodano6457
      @oscarbaltodano6457 4 роки тому +5

      @@Darkxculo
      "If you compare a fish's ability to climb a tree, that fish will believe its whole life that it's a failure."
      ~Einstein.
      "Another brick in the wall"
      ~Pink Floyde
      "I wanna be the minority"~ Green Day
      It's wierd how anyone can possibly state that the inidividual vs the group is somehow a new concept. However Carlin explains how it relevent to this generation.

    • @timothykring4772
      @timothykring4772 3 роки тому +1

      @@oscarbaltodano6457 " I love a parade. " --- Lotsa People

  • @chancellor2755
    @chancellor2755 Рік тому +18

    George is one of very few celebrities, public figures that I miss as if he were part of my family who passed. Many times I think, I wish George C. was around to point out how ridiculous this world has gotten.

  • @chuckbelow337
    @chuckbelow337 Рік тому +10

    Carlin's understanding of detachment channels him to truth, to freely express 'himself'.
    So refreshing and unique to our current world. "The truth (always) has a certain ring to it."

  • @ExpertExterminators
    @ExpertExterminators 3 роки тому +724

    Carlin is right about people changing when they're in groups whether they're 2,3,4 or even 5. People do tend to sacrifice their personalities for the sake of the group.

    • @MrA71717
      @MrA71717 3 роки тому +14

      I think most people know this to be true. It’s not a revaluation, just something not pondered at any great length.

    • @carlmclemore6104
      @carlmclemore6104 2 роки тому +8

      I would agree with you, but I don't won't to sacrifice my personality for the sake of the group.

    • @quango111
      @quango111 2 роки тому +6

      @@carlmclemore6104 I would suggest, Carl, that you are not in a group. Because you value your independence. A group is born when several like-minded people get together. At some point your personality will say "I've had enough of this"

    • @carlmclemore6104
      @carlmclemore6104 2 роки тому +5

      @@quango111 haha, that probably explains why I didn't last in the Army, or as my platoon sergeant said, "McLemore, you're resisting the soldierization process."

    • @quango111
      @quango111 2 роки тому +4

      @@carlmclemore6104 haha, nice one. Carlin was great for the soul.

  • @fernandomendez6264
    @fernandomendez6264 7 років тому +864

    ¨Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.¨G.C.

    • @ChorazyDygalo
      @ChorazyDygalo 6 років тому +2

      Fernando Mendez George clearly didnt know how average works

    • @jamesrichardson63
      @jamesrichardson63 5 років тому +2

      No such word "stupider"...

    • @mtario16
      @mtario16 5 років тому +1

      to jamesrichardson63
      "No such word "stupider"..."
      La personne a un nom hispanophone. Il tente de communiquer en anglais de façon polie. À voir votre commentaire, il aurait dû écrire en espagnol. Ça vous aurait forcé à utiliser Google Translate, tout comme avec mon commentaire. Je suis bilingue mais j'aime bien écrire en français des fois pour vous montrer qu'il n'y a pas qu'une seule langue sur cette planète. Quelle condescendance.

    • @maryathompson9774
      @maryathompson9774 5 років тому +3

      stupider???

    • @HotelPapa100
      @HotelPapa100 5 років тому +4

      @@jamesrichardson63 Is the word on the page? Did you understand what it means?
      So what is your point?

  • @ghostdragon3754
    @ghostdragon3754 2 роки тому +19

    Can you imagine George Carlin in todays world? How EPIC would that be.

  • @reagrenwright4277
    @reagrenwright4277 Рік тому +9

    Miss him each and every day. So glad that his words, views, and commentary continue to reach millions even in this day and age long after his passing.

  • @benmaghsoodi2067
    @benmaghsoodi2067 7 років тому +726

    Comedy is a nihilistic reading of a tragedy. The great Carlin got it right.

    • @thepainkiller4939
      @thepainkiller4939 7 років тому +53

      ...and what greater tragedy than humankind?

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 7 років тому

      hi

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 6 років тому

      Not necessarily nihilistic. I would even go as far as to say good comedy is an idealistic reading of tragedy. Carlin got it, no question about it.i

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 5 років тому

      Not having attachment to the outcome can be nihilistic or enlightened.

    • @80ki68
      @80ki68 5 років тому +1

      @@whoever_81
      It kind of is nihilistic. Even when a political activist is telling a joke, they always seem to suspend their care and enthusiasm, unless the joke is to be a flop.

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 3 роки тому +332

    "The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!!!!".............The prophet George Carlin.

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 3 роки тому +5

      He just wise old man not prophet

    • @juandiego9164
      @juandiego9164 2 роки тому +1

      humans: oh planet what do you need from us
      Planet: plastic

    • @zappafan1176
      @zappafan1176 2 роки тому

      True prophets are 100% correct; Carlin was far from it.

    • @outdoorrn2980
      @outdoorrn2980 2 роки тому +1

      @@zappafan1176 .....Define "True Prophet"......LOL

    • @zappafan1176
      @zappafan1176 2 роки тому +1

      @@outdoorrn2980 A true prophet is never wrong. If that's a bit obscure for you: 100% correct.

  • @mikeshafer5366
    @mikeshafer5366 Рік тому +2

    My son died a year ago when i need to cry I watch George. I laugh so much I cry. So much better than being sad.

  • @suzanneharris8339
    @suzanneharris8339 2 роки тому +2

    I'm do happy that there are tons of film & recordings of George. His wisdom is one for the ages.

  • @billbeliakoff5589
    @billbeliakoff5589 4 роки тому +536

    "Life is a freak show, and being American I have a front row seat" G.C.

    • @kimberlyclark6326
      @kimberlyclark6326 3 роки тому +5

      No....we ARE the front row.

    • @Ellie-gn1vo
      @Ellie-gn1vo 3 роки тому +5

      At this point, it is a death row.

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому +1

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there...✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @kimberlyclark6326
      @kimberlyclark6326 3 роки тому +3

      I always agree with George, but, this time.....no. WE are the freak show.....America.
      Others have a front-row seat.

    • @antfactor
      @antfactor 3 роки тому

      ​@@kimberlyclark6326 I think that's what Carlin meant: Having been raised in American Society gives one intimate access (front row and center) to the collective insanity of American Society, in a way that outsiders could never begin to imagine.

  • @Raveityourway
    @Raveityourway 6 років тому +145

    'People are wonderful. You'll see the whole universe in their eyes if you look carefully'. Such a beautiful quote.

  • @writerinprogress
    @writerinprogress Рік тому +13

    If there's ever to be an actual Second Coming, can we please have George Carlin instead of Jesus?

  • @genocanabicea5779
    @genocanabicea5779 2 роки тому +7

    You have been the voice of reason. Your work makes people think. They cant deny your view point as it rings true. We will miss you dearly.

  • @rockancestor
    @rockancestor 7 років тому +636

    I always hated group dynamics! Carlin just reinforced it in me and gave me a good reason why. I wish he was still with us.

    • @mamatibborscassady9388
      @mamatibborscassady9388 7 років тому +5

      A group can be good, ok, A gang is a mob.

    • @brandonferland5106
      @brandonferland5106 6 років тому +18

      In a way he still kind of is. His wisdom will remain long after we are all gone. I do agree with you though. He would have no shortage of material if he were alive today.

    • @JoeyFiveandDimes
      @JoeyFiveandDimes 6 років тому +2

      The Rock Ancestor / Charlie Patton ......George was visionary, even if he did not embrace that aspect of his particular perspective. I have a feeling he would be viewing the current situation as fulfilling a dystopian destiny beyond anyone's control. He could express it in fewer words, however.

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 6 років тому +5

      All
      Russel Brand has kinda taken up the torch. He's spreading the same message (almost) that George Carlin started. The obvious exception is that Lord Carlin was able to show people how stupid religions are whereas Russel Brand has only kind things to say about religion. Other than that, Russel says a LOT of the very same things George Carlin was trying to teach people. I wish that he would credit the beginning of this 'movement' to/ with George Carlin in the late 60s, rather than pretending that he himself (Brand) is a revolutionary thinker who wants to shake up the political ennui... But whadda ya gonna do?

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham 6 років тому +5

      Groups don't form individuals. You can't be an individual if all you know is following your herd.
      Why do you think girls in groups look the same? It's a natural instinct to want to belong to groups formed by people that look and act like you, but then again you should wonder if that's a good thing.
      I still want to join new groups. From time to time i would join a group and hang out or whatever, but after a while i would get bored, because the people in them are all the same. Dress the same, listen to the same music, talk the same etc.
      There's always an alpha that plans things, always the ones who don't say much etc. They're samples of society and it's scary sometimes how alike all groups are, when you get down to their core.
      Groups almost scare me past a certain point, no matter what they are about.

  • @Darkmoone1
    @Darkmoone1 7 років тому +234

    "The Person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals and you know it."
    -Men In Black

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 роки тому

      @Aaron Neville red light flashes

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 роки тому

      @Aaron Neville 😆😆😆you lost me now

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 роки тому

      @Aaron Neville sorry (not a big deal)

  • @fartmaster6977
    @fartmaster6977 Рік тому +11

    george carlin be like: "i'm not a monster, i'm just ahead of the curve."

    • @baxatakbaxatak2014
      @baxatakbaxatak2014 Рік тому +1

      Heath Ledger would have been an amazing George Carlin. He could have played him at every age and stage. He even bore a resemblance to him. Listen to the Joker in Dark Knight-there’s a little Carlin in his voice.

  • @chrisjelley6899
    @chrisjelley6899 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you George, glad I got to share some of this crazy ride with you.

  • @generationless6942
    @generationless6942 4 роки тому +255

    I always got put down in school as a kid for being a "loner", not part of the "in crowd". Thank you George for letting me know I was on the right track.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 роки тому +1

      You needed a comedian to set you on course? Maybe the 'in crowd' though you were a creep - an asshole. That's not always the case, but it often is.

    • @davemabee5798
      @davemabee5798 3 роки тому +3

      @@yankee2666 Never mind Yank...it's a Dave thing.

    • @1georgekitchen
      @1georgekitchen 3 роки тому +8

      I understand where you're coming from, Dave. I would say that you can still be social and have an ideology, unaffected by tribalism and echo chambers. It's harder, because some of your friends may become intolerant of your idiosyncrasies, but at least you will identify who you real friends are. Cheers.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 3 роки тому +5

      @@1georgekitchen you can be friends with people you disagree with, maybe not so much these days but its still possible.

    • @edwardknoch4987
      @edwardknoch4987 3 роки тому +1

      @@bradhaines3142 yes it is, but in the case of George's comment, it was the FRIENDS becoming intolerant, not him.

  • @BaboonSRO
    @BaboonSRO 7 років тому +482

    I really miss George Carlin.

    • @stevenmitchell1
      @stevenmitchell1 6 років тому +4

      Agreed

    • @madbebopper
      @madbebopper 6 років тому +5

      So do I. He's always so right on target. He and Lenny Bruce were the two most honest comics of all. Without people like Lenny and George, there aren't many folks who point out how sick so-called "civilization" or "Society" is.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 5 років тому

      To be specific I don't miss him, cause I only got introduced to his work recently, but he's my therapist... cause all the therapist were I'm from are all too busy (been waiting whole summer lol!) He basically keeps my: kindness love generosity gullibility etc etc in check, and it helps me deal with people.

    • @zetasong
      @zetasong 5 років тому

      I do also

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 5 років тому +1

      I allways rooted for the nuclear holocaust...

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +11

    A lot of things what George says in his comedy routines is definitely worth listening to especially now in 20-22 or should I say in the last 2 years

  • @THATBOISHAD
    @THATBOISHAD 2 роки тому +20

    This dude was always ahead of his time. It's a good thing he had compassion.

  • @RCStableSteven
    @RCStableSteven 6 років тому +247

    My god, this man was a visionary.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 4 роки тому +7

      he is definitely not a comedian...he doesn't make jokes; he states depressing facts honestly.

    • @bruzote
      @bruzote 4 роки тому +1

      I think he would reject that whole-heartedly. He was calling out the current state of affairs and simply extrapolating the direction of movement.

    • @Rex1987
      @Rex1987 4 роки тому +1

      I Think you mean
      "My joe Pesci, this man was a visionary" 😉

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 роки тому

      No, pal - just a damn good comedian. But one who drank and did drugs excessively and who spent far too much time overthinking life.

  • @jaydavids6485
    @jaydavids6485 7 років тому +655

    Carlin's evolution to this final philosophical position is the result of his subconscious pent up anger towards humanity. He says it calmly, but u can still feel his seething underbelly of disappointment

    • @abcd123906
      @abcd123906 7 років тому +91

      Jay Torraso You hit the nail on the head. It's almost like he's passively aggressively saying "Prove me wrong you disappointment of a species. I'd love to see you try." He'll end up being right or very pleasantly surprised, so he wins either way.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 7 років тому +31

      Dixon Adair - I have to say, Carlins way is good, disconnected way to be...but the challenge is being truly emotionally disconnected. I go back and forth myself...it's hard. But life is better when u look at humans like a disconnected scientist. I have no dog in the fight:)

    • @notahandle965
      @notahandle965 7 років тому +12

      Jay Torraso he's actually said many times that he doesn't hate people, he just hates competition and honestly thinks that we're soon to die out naturally. He's actually very reasonable to think this in the long term, but he hasn't seen that the younger generations are packed full of people wanting to "fix the freaks".

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 7 років тому +25

      Frédéric Acord - hate is a strong word. I said: disappointment. And I agree w him. Since I was 14, I would look around and wonder when are people gonna evolve? my mother would always try to the change the subject...I guess she knew the answer. I'm 46 now...and I have only witnessed a DE-evolving occurring with mankind, so I bury my head in creative things and the world of physics. Not living in denial. I just can't look at the horrific car accident that man has become. It's sounds depressing, but just keeping it real

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 7 років тому +2

      nick nam - yeah, he would have been a good partner for Trump.... everyone needs a good friend to bury them in the backyard... haha:)

  • @zephyrjet122
    @zephyrjet122 Рік тому +2

    Man I needed this... What a well spoken legend ♥️

  • @marcusrocco8577
    @marcusrocco8577 4 роки тому +416

    'It's not gonna get better,not in my lifetime'
    I'm convinced neither in mine George,neither in mine and I'm 19

    • @aisacirema7841
      @aisacirema7841 4 роки тому +17

      The Genetik yes it can

    • @djwise21
      @djwise21 4 роки тому +25

      I’m under the belief as long as humans are on this earth it will always be a shit show. So I enjoy the highs for what they are and laugh during the lows. Can’t be disappointed that way and if things somehow get better by all means I’ll welcome it but until then I’ll enjoy the ride.

    • @billyhughes9776
      @billyhughes9776 4 роки тому +26

      I want to tell you that,..."sure, it can be fixed",..but, I can't. I don't know what's gonna happen. I've been on the earth much longer than you and granted,...there have been some scary times -- but,...right now,...this is different. I would take Georges advice -- don't care about the outcome. Live your life. Do the best you can at the things you love to do. Be as kind and as nice as you can to other people,...because in the end, all of us want the same things out of life.

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 4 роки тому +6

      @Matthew Vides the internets only made everything he's saying worse. It's interesting to see people knew back then. What he would have made of it I wonder?

    • @leveltilt12
      @leveltilt12 4 роки тому +1

      it might / who knows what could happen / especially if people come together and want it

  • @gakeye
    @gakeye 5 років тому +382

    When I first watched George I never laughed because I was too mesmerized by the truth.

    • @jennifercollinsbrever4898
      @jennifercollinsbrever4898 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice 4 роки тому +1

      YEEEEES

    • @DublinDan
      @DublinDan 4 роки тому +11

      He literally gave me a new outlook on life

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice 4 роки тому +14

      medschool2626 I feel bad for you.

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice 4 роки тому +9

      medschool2626 if that’s your experience, I’m sorry. There are places you can get help for these issues of which you suffer. George Carlin’s experience was different. He was happy, caring, and deeply passionate about the world, his comedy, and his family. You need to grow a sense of humor and stop being moronic. I’m sorry for the ignorance and pain you feel, my poor sweet, dumb child.

  • @SeniorMoostacho
    @SeniorMoostacho 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you George for being you. I always appreciated your mind and comedy.

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 2 роки тому +6

    This is more relevant than ever! Thank you Mr Carlin!

  • @loganjackson637
    @loganjackson637 4 роки тому +559

    "Wouldn't it be funny if someone related my words to a future election that I wouldn't be alive for?" -George Carlin 2019

    • @mcq31mc
      @mcq31mc 4 роки тому +9

      Bring it on I want to see the circus.

    • @TheEvolver311
      @TheEvolver311 4 роки тому +6

      So what your saying is that statements made in the past are never applicable to future or even past situations?

    • @loganjackson637
      @loganjackson637 4 роки тому +40

      @@TheEvolver311 He didn't make them for that Election, you're taking his words out of context if you do, which in my opinion is very disrepectful to anyone, let alone him.

    • @TheEvolver311
      @TheEvolver311 4 роки тому +5

      @@loganjackson637 so yes you are saying that no statement can ever be used outside of the specific context and time in which it was uttered?
      Pretty sure pseudepigrapha is actually more disrespectful than than finding applicable utility in someones past statements to reflect on current events.

    • @loganjackson637
      @loganjackson637 4 роки тому +28

      TheEvolver311 I’m not saying applying and using words to guide your decisions is wrong, I’m saying that the title saying it’s strictly advice on the 2016 election is taking it out of context and constricting the advice to only that election. It’s misleading and untrue. Also it was a joke about him not being alive to have advice on the 2016 election, hence why I made up a quote of him from 2019. Wasn’t making huge political statements. Chill out and take his advice.

  • @C141421356
    @C141421356 7 років тому +362

    "when they begin to group, when they begin to clot...they change..." lol Isn't THAT the truth? And it's not often for the better.

    • @flagcoco69
      @flagcoco69 7 років тому +13

      To the 32 people who gave this a thumbs up, it's great that you like the comment, but are you doing anything about it? How many of you proudly call yourselves a Democrat or a Republican? Or wear your patriotism on your sleeve? Or identify so closely with one denomination of a religion that it's the first thing that comes out of your mouth at parties? All these great comedians who have taken on the role of philosopher because no one else will--George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope--don't say these things just to be funny or seem edgy; they say them because there's some truth in it. Carlin was big on individualism and expression, and both get smothered and die when you give them up in order to be part of something bigger. Take these words to heart. Digest them. Look at your own life when you run those words through your head. Don't just applaud and then walk away.

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 6 років тому +1

      "How many of you proudly call yourselves a Democrat or a Republican? Or wear your patriotism on your sleeve?" Maby not a single person from that group is from us.

    • @ramennoddle599
      @ramennoddle599 6 років тому +14

      Flag Coco Yea I'm doing something about it. I'm staying the hell away from large groups of stupid people. It works wonders to your health.

    • @connormcgregor4578
      @connormcgregor4578 4 роки тому +2

      he uses the example of police officers in his autobiography - cops personally, individually, they always seem like the greatest people, but once you throw 10 of them into a room with a black guy they'll lose their shit and start stomping him to death.

    • @hokeywolf3416
      @hokeywolf3416 4 роки тому

      I think it's why we love team sports. Sometimes a group of athletes comes together and they all perform in harmony and toward a common goal.

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian 2 роки тому +4

    I think the way he thought about life is very liberating in the sense that you don't have to sort of fight with yourself and reassure yourself that everything will be fine. I think a lot of us have a vision for the future that we hope for and when something that we have no control over endangers that vision we try to find some way to rationalize it and make it fit into the story we hope to play out. When you let go of those thoughts, internal struggles and emotions you start to see life for what it is and not for what you hope it to be.

    • @dharmachile999
      @dharmachile999 Рік тому

      You can’t possibly be American, too wise for your age (going by the picture).

  • @skywatcher6064
    @skywatcher6064 6 місяців тому +2

    George knows we never die, energy never dies, life goes on

  • @bekbullygotkod2163
    @bekbullygotkod2163 3 роки тому +566

    When he's on stage he's a "comedian" but in reality he is just a philosopher.

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому +3

      The "Election" is an illusion. Stay strong and be safe out there.. ✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @dowskivisionmagicaloracle8593
      @dowskivisionmagicaloracle8593 3 роки тому +7

      Or, by his own description in this video, a troll.

    • @TheMajor8478
      @TheMajor8478 3 роки тому +3

      And damn good at it too

    • @stag6161
      @stag6161 3 роки тому +3

      He was a nihilist with no hope for the future, not someone to be taken seriously

    • @morten1
      @morten1 3 роки тому

      Comedians has always had the thinkers. Those who saw things and commentated us.
      We need more of it now

  • @RussCobleigh
    @RussCobleigh 4 роки тому +125

    as a bartender at LAX in the 80's, I had the pleasure of mr. carlin quite a few times, a true human !

  • @SkySoFew
    @SkySoFew Рік тому +3

    I got to see you this man live twice and I'll honestly never forget those nights. We didn't deserve him but I'm glad we got him.

  • @heinrichvon
    @heinrichvon 6 років тому +244

    I suspect that Carlin's cynicism is the cry of an idealist who's given up. Given the politics he's lived through, it's difficult to blame him.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 роки тому +5

      I don’t think he ever truly gave up.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 роки тому +4

      dil oreo If he did, he wouldn’t have continued to make political comedy.

    • @charcolew
      @charcolew 4 роки тому +2

      There's a difference between taking a cynical approach to life as a comedic strategy and being a cynical "wise guy"

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 4 роки тому +2

      @dil oreo there's no hope for humanity!!!! That's a lie!!!!! Carlin lied!!!!!! Jesus Christ was the hope for humanity!!!!!!!

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 4 роки тому +1

      And what about mother Teresa she had an interest in helping the poor!!!!!!!! For good causes!!!!! Carlin suffers from very very low self esteem!!!!!!!!

  • @flash218ily
    @flash218ily 3 роки тому +164

    "I love people as I meet them one by one.....but as soon as they form groups, they begin to change....".....Carlin was such a brilliant master of separating himself from the world and observing it as an outsider.....he told the truth, knowing that lots of people would be offended.....
    his comedic voice ascended to a much higher level once he decided he didn't care!

    • @softhotty
      @softhotty 2 роки тому +4

      And why was he able to do this ? He didn't need to belong to any groups. He thought for himself. Ive always said, Ive never met anyone as interesting to me as I am to myself.

    • @rutherford5619
      @rutherford5619 2 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @based9930
      @based9930 2 роки тому

      Not really, go read some of his man hating stuff. he was entirely trapped in the world of his father abusing his mother. He never was able to see past it and applied his personal experience to all men, while conveniently excluding himself. He was a hypocrite.

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 2 роки тому

      @@based9930 he was right though we are circling the drain... Facts no longer matter all the human education and understanding has given way to feelings. All that destruction and human suffering can just be ignored by those of racist supremacist decent history ignored called CRT so you don't have to teach your kids history. The level of stupidity America has sunk to is amazing.

    • @twohandsandaradio
      @twohandsandaradio 2 роки тому +1

      No....people didn't get offended back in 1996 and before. Now they look for a reason to be offended.

  • @rachelmyers3228
    @rachelmyers3228 Рік тому +1

    I truly admire how he described his process in taking people over the line and then making them glad they went. What an amazing approach.

  • @michaelbaileys3843
    @michaelbaileys3843 11 місяців тому +2

    This conversation took place in the '90's......but the sentiment still stands today.

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac 3 роки тому +27

    "There are certain rules I live by. Rule number one: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. ZERO!" - George Carlin

  • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
    @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 роки тому +271

    "The public sucks."
    -George Carlin

    • @faxedwang
      @faxedwang 3 роки тому +14

      "Fuck hope"
      - George Carlin

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому +1

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there.✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 3 роки тому +1

      @@faxedwang
      Here we have a word associated with love and beauty, so how did "fuck"... get such a lousy reputation? *WE!* ...fucked it up!

    • @kevindickson2178
      @kevindickson2178 3 роки тому

      "fuck hope" - george carlin

  • @annamaedevlin1713
    @annamaedevlin1713 2 роки тому +1

    I live by your UNDERSTANDING!

  • @redwillow79schippers94
    @redwillow79schippers94 Рік тому +1

    Nice way to look at it. I find myself thinking this way more and more

  • @kevinburke6055
    @kevinburke6055 3 роки тому +374

    ‘This is so true. Politics to me is just a show. I’m just sitting back watching our nation destroy itself.

    • @stilljagi4768
      @stilljagi4768 3 роки тому +4

      Not a bad choice

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly same

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому +1

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there!!! ✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @playsauce
      @playsauce 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@lilpanda4788 Considering we whooped your arses to the tune of over seven MILLION votes, that's one heck of an illusion. Dumpflake = triggered.

    • @AlexnAres
      @AlexnAres 3 роки тому +6

      That’s why I don’t even bother to vote. I don’t like any of the candidates...

  • @pizzaishappiness7994
    @pizzaishappiness7994 3 роки тому +117

    "He was here a minute ago...". You are missed my friend.

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому +4

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there! ✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @scottsteel4230
      @scottsteel4230 3 роки тому +6

      As long as we love him, remember him, and carry on in TRUTH, as he did, he will always be here.

    • @jeoffrehsnipes7720
      @jeoffrehsnipes7720 2 роки тому

      Missing the goat of comedy

  • @aspelund76
    @aspelund76 10 місяців тому

    How am I just now seeing this? This is the best I've ever seen him.

  • @cfa181
    @cfa181 2 роки тому

    Thanks for posting.

  • @AnastasiaTapper
    @AnastasiaTapper 4 роки тому +181

    Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
    -George Carlin

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 4 роки тому +6

      Continuing mostly dark tonight, turning to widely scattered light in the morning, man!
      Let's take a look at the weather map... There it is, man!

    • @RedeemerE23
      @RedeemerE23 3 роки тому +1

      This weather forecast was brought to you by Parsons pest control. Do you have termites, waterbugs, and roaches? Well Parsons pest control will get rid of the termites and waterbugs then help you smoke the roaches.

    • @MisfitsFiendClub138
      @MisfitsFiendClub138 3 роки тому

      This is Al Sleet, your hippie dippie weatherman

  • @davegilbertmusic
    @davegilbertmusic 3 роки тому +211

    I'm just glad that he was around in my lifetime for me and my friends to enjoy, nobody could make you laugh at the absurdity of ourselves like he could. We didn't always want to hear it, but he certainly always nailed us!

  • @davemustaki134
    @davemustaki134 11 місяців тому +1

    No matter how many times i see clips of this man he never ceased to hit the nail on the head people seem too afraid to speak their minds the way George did at least he got to speak his mind while he could thanks George 🙏

  • @user-jn4jc6jw6l
    @user-jn4jc6jw6l 8 місяців тому +4

    Imagine if we still had George Carlin, Carl Sagan, and Christopher Hitchens with us today? Fun on the Sun without religion!!

  • @pipilchocolate8654
    @pipilchocolate8654 3 роки тому +80

    As soon as he said “drain circling time” the danger felt much more real.

    • @lilpanda4788
      @lilpanda4788 3 роки тому

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there!! ✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @softhotty
      @softhotty 2 роки тому +1

      Oh...it's game over people. The lights in the stadium are still on but the game is OVER. Or to put it another way theres a minute left...and NO MORE TIME OUTS.

  • @christiem1742
    @christiem1742 3 роки тому +84

    "The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas...a surface nuisance."

    • @countryprideisfoolish1415
      @countryprideisfoolish1415 3 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @BigBri550
      @BigBri550 3 роки тому +1

      So what is it waiting for?

    • @BigBri550
      @BigBri550 3 роки тому

      @Blow Me well Well, it's gonna be waiting a long while. Happiness for one whole day in my insipid life would be like a hard-on for a ninety year old ... ain't gonna happen.

    • @RandyOnTheRadio
      @RandyOnTheRadio 2 роки тому

      That's funny, because I've been saying that for years. I've told people, that's why there are earthquakes. It's the planet trying to shake us off of it.

  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil 2 роки тому

    God, I needed this.

  • @jameskelmenson1927
    @jameskelmenson1927 2 роки тому +5

    Great stuff. Probably some of the best things ive ever heard. What most people wont hear is that george carlin is inspirational. Sorry, but if you want to be like somebody, even your hero, you don't matter as much as the people who want to be totally unique. When george carlin talks about his choice to be a spectator (walking it back by the way with that beautiful quote about seeing the universe in the individual's eyes) he nudges me to be anything but a spectator.

  • @fellowdude7295
    @fellowdude7295 7 років тому +74

    Is wish there were more comedians like this. These days we have bad comedians like Amy Shumer who have an obvious political bias and think just saying "pussy" is funny.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +9

      Joseph G
      Dave Chappel is a pretty smart guy too. Yeah Bill Maher also.

    • @xXWorldgamefunXx
      @xXWorldgamefunXx 7 років тому +3

      Joseph G Fucking Louis CK..

    • @hughjorgan7211
      @hughjorgan7211 7 років тому

      There's currently many brilliant comedians. I like Shumer, and Maher, Rock and CK are among the best.

    • @narishsurajbally1517
      @narishsurajbally1517 7 років тому

      2 words - john mulaney.
      thank me later.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 7 років тому

      hi

  • @ryanbeasley6224
    @ryanbeasley6224 7 років тому +51

    there's not a thing I wouldn't do to go back and see George Carlin do a show he was hands down my very favorite comedian off all time.

    • @ryanbeasley6224
      @ryanbeasley6224 7 років тому +3

      Rastko Bojkovic I've never heard of a man cutting of his dick I've heard of man cutting OFF is dick and the answer to question is yes I would let a fucking Rottweiler chew off my dick if that would give me a chance to see the great George Carlin same goes for Layne Staley from Alice in chains I would take a blow torch to my penis if that meant I could see Alice in chains some time in 91.

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Beasley You'd prefer to see AIC before the Dirt album? Respectfully agree to disagree man but Carlin and Staley... two incredibly talented human beings.

    • @mtndewman1022
      @mtndewman1022 7 років тому +2

      BlackDogsMatter George carlin and layne staley are my two biggest idols...

    • @seandevlin7809
      @seandevlin7809 7 років тому +1

      BlackDogsMatter Facelift was as good, if not better, than Dirt IMHO.

  • @sunbladerr
    @sunbladerr 2 роки тому +1

    Awesome note on your intentions. This definitely speaks to the cyclical nature of our existence. Thanks. Be Well and Good Journey Richie

  • @johnschaefer2238
    @johnschaefer2238 4 місяці тому +1

    This man made me take a new perspective and look at things differently. He inspired me to not just think my way or beliefs were right but to take the other person’s point of view and take that into consideration. Boy how I wish he was still with us now!

  • @lorenzomoore6398
    @lorenzomoore6398 3 роки тому +56

    It's not going to get better, not in my lifetime. Boy was he right.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Рік тому

      That interestingly is always the case, but if we don't do anything, it won't get better in our children's lifetimes either.

  • @ericlubinski3927
    @ericlubinski3927 5 років тому +19

    From 1988 to 2006 I saw George Carlin 6 times in concert. I learn more from this man than all the years in school. One of the best things that ever happened in my life.

  • @kevinoneil5120
    @kevinoneil5120 2 роки тому +21

    This man was a treasure. May his words never be retroactively cancelled.

    • @bootsiekeegan4401
      @bootsiekeegan4401 10 місяців тому +1

      True free speech i watch carlin i dont agree with everything he says but he has a right to his opinions

  • @BobChebat
    @BobChebat 2 роки тому +4

    "It's a big club, and you ain't in it." - If only he had lived long enough to see this world now. Absolute genius.

  • @thelonewanderer4084
    @thelonewanderer4084 4 роки тому +123

    “The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who stand by and do nothing” - Albert Einstein

    • @xdman20005
      @xdman20005 4 роки тому +7

      Thats pretty stupid

    • @xdman20005
      @xdman20005 4 роки тому

      @Shockheadd45 :)

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice 4 роки тому +5

      Nah, it is stupid. Only because BOTH are bad. And I put more responsibility on those who do evil. So do most civil societies by the way... that’s why we prosecute criminals, not bystanders. Also, Einstein was a great scientist but not such a good human being. He estranged his sons, cast out his mentally-challenged daughter, fooled around with plenty of women, including the daughter of his second wife. So all I’m saying is, maybe he’s not the best person to talk. This quote has also been used by anti-Semites to attack Jews by saying that Nazis aren’t as dangerous as the poor, marasmus prisoners in concentration camps who didn’t do more to stop them. That’s an insane argument, I hope you agree. Do you see the fault in the quote? Both evil and apathy are bad.

    • @8pija22
      @8pija22 3 роки тому +3

      @Simeon Lindsay That's ultimately where a lot of the world's problems come from - immaturity. People who can never grow up, who can never own up to their own faults and issues.

    • @roselyneleclerc332
      @roselyneleclerc332 3 роки тому

      "Fuck Einstein " that's what they said in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but in a polite maner of course.

  • @negascoot23
    @negascoot23 5 років тому +169

    "There are 3 classes of people in the world, just as there are 3 types of people who go to the Olympic Games:
    The lowest are there to sell,
    The middle are there to compete,
    And the highest are there to sit and watch..."
    --Ancient Greek Proverb

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah. The world is run by voyeurs. Salo. Ugh.

    • @Nnnnn636
      @Nnnnn636 4 роки тому +3

      It's a good thing the Greeks followed that. The results were they haven't been anything since they fought off Persia

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nnnnn636 watch Salo.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +5

      @@duewhit310 The "Highest", the Watchers, aren't running the world, the sellers are:
      They control the ones who compete, and don't give a damn about the ones who watch.
      High, Middle, and Low in this context refer to philosophical ideals, not actual power or authority.
      The fact that this is from Ancient Greek philosophy is entirely incidental.
      I could have said the Superbowl instead of the Olympics, left out the Greek part, and nothing essential would change.

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 4 роки тому

      @@negascoot23 mutant immortals.

  • @saturn6020
    @saturn6020 Рік тому

    What a wonderful message. I wish this man was still around.

  • @andrewhiggins3066
    @andrewhiggins3066 2 роки тому +3

    What I like about George's comedy, is his level of perspective. I always think of him as a philosopher with a unique perspective on life & people.
    He reminds us all just how funny & sometimes utterly stupid we can be.

  • @erNomic
    @erNomic 3 роки тому +29

    "This fight was lost a long time ago." -GC

  • @admtech69
    @admtech69 3 роки тому +43

    From another video: "Personally, I would never want to be a part of any group where you either have to wear a hat or you can't wear a hat."