George Carlin On Religion

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  • @verbalwound5874
    @verbalwound5874 5 років тому +3108

    "But he loves you." That's the line that made me watch every video available of him lol.

    • @IR1S1SY0URF4V
      @IR1S1SY0URF4V 5 років тому +20

      Verbal Wound Me too lol

    • @user-vi9fn5xw7l
      @user-vi9fn5xw7l 5 років тому +4

      same lmfao

    • @larrysbrain1627
      @larrysbrain1627 5 років тому +3

      same here

    • @verbalwound5874
      @verbalwound5874 5 років тому +107

      @gherrrie he gave me life? How about babies with congenital disease that die few days after their birth? Or innocent people who were killed under the name of religion? What did they do was so wrong that they deserved to be "purged"? Which one of the ten commandments of God have they broken? You ask me to follow and listen to your God, I am sorry but I find no reasons to, maybe it's because I have reached the age of reason. On the other hand, you should be ashamed when a dead comedian made more sense than the god you have been blindly following.

    • @jondstewart
      @jondstewart 5 років тому +3

      Verbal Wound I see and feel your anger towards this, but wasn’t Calvary enough of a sacrifice for Jesus to make that kind of judgment?

  • @jennifercruz8142
    @jennifercruz8142 6 років тому +10096

    Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

    • @anthonytony8328
      @anthonytony8328 6 років тому +377

      George would say, "No, I'm just an ordinary Asshole like everybody else."

    • @insidiousfastidious6224
      @insidiousfastidious6224 6 років тому +36

      My hero I believe in GC

    • @wayneharmon4485
      @wayneharmon4485 6 років тому +35

      Ah no, a lot of times humor is just poking fun at things. Philosophy trues to seek truth. His humor is based on baloney, like the more people dying from religion. The the last 100 years, secular Socialism, Marxism and Nazism has killed more people than all religious wars in history.

    • @jennifercruz8142
      @jennifercruz8142 6 років тому +102

      Although a quick glance at your comment makes one believe that you appear to have a point, your judgment is fundamentally flawed, because it ignores that Socialism, Marxism and Nazism are things of the past, whereas religion is still flourishing. A philosophy thousands of years old is still being used as a tool in order to manipulate the masses, keep people under control and deprive them of the chance to acquire the ability of critical thinking.
      It takes wisdom to present humanity's flaws with a sense of humour and Carlin did exactly this.
      Actually, now that I think of it, we can't expect him to be able to reach the very people he was meaning to criticise! So go ahead and say what you will.

    • @insidiousfastidious6224
      @insidiousfastidious6224 6 років тому +52

      Wayne Harmon what???? That’s an absolute lie first of all about death toll and religion coming second in that race because even nazis were driven by race and religion hence “the holocaust” and even if you don’t want to count that one and ignorantly call it simply nazism then fine but you do realize religious wars still continue today and in the past they have recorded wars lasting decades long with a couple billion in death tolls????? I mean it’s cute you want so bad,y believe religion is great and it can be in ways but like any system that man made, it’s very flawed.

  • @spartanche9314
    @spartanche9314 4 роки тому +2351

    "Obedience and respect should not be automatic they should earned"

    • @ravenfeathesDVM
      @ravenfeathesDVM 4 роки тому +8

      Spartan Che Well said 💕

    • @createmymy7851
      @createmymy7851 4 роки тому +11

      Says the guy who was an abusive husband, an absentee father who hardly met his children, a crack addict and alcoholic. There was rumble in the jungle at their homes when he comes backs from touring. Constant fightings while his waifu. No wonder why he hates religion with a passion.
      He was lonely and sad. He was desperate to show that he is not guilty and often finds reason to justify his actions by attacking religion. For all the acts he did with his free will he would blame it all on others, a person with dignity or honor. He lived miserable and died cold and miserable. I feel sorry for him. He was hunted.

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 4 роки тому +55

      @@createmymy7851 source?

    • @LowWiseZahStudios
      @LowWiseZahStudios 4 роки тому +3

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    • @createmymy7851
      @createmymy7851 4 роки тому +10

      @@MajorMlgNoob his family members says it all the time. Look at their interviews. He couldn't pulled his life together yet made a living preaching society and communities to pull it together. He was a priest of his own religion and other older religions stood in his way. For the dollars. Preach religion while attacking religion seems like the new religion nowadays.

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 4 роки тому +1237

    The fact that so many self-appointed religious spokesmen found Carlin so threatening says more about them than Carlin's criticism of religion....

  • @someuser6796
    @someuser6796 5 років тому +7818

    “If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - Shakespeare

    • @calmsalt
      @calmsalt 5 років тому +130

      Wonderful quote

    • @twsartadventures3660
      @twsartadventures3660 5 років тому +256

      thats not shakespeare, it doesn't even sound like shakespeare.

    • @calmsalt
      @calmsalt 5 років тому +148

      @@twsartadventures3660 still a great quote regardless

    • @3.1422
      @3.1422 5 років тому +28

      Which shakespear is this

    • @3.1422
      @3.1422 5 років тому +35

      @Jay McDanieL 😂

  • @garypickford2313
    @garypickford2313 5 років тому +2802

    “Religion is like a pair of shoes… Find one that fits you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. “
    -George Carlin

    • @schloob
      @schloob 5 років тому

      EricaAdolfo Serrano yea

    • @dMari3871
      @dMari3871 5 років тому +36

      @Roland Thank you. I was losing the will, but your words helped me finish this long wank session. Also thank the big man up in the sky, for me too. Nevermind, he was probably already watching me.

    • @debbieathy5204
      @debbieathy5204 5 років тому +5

      Definitely

    • @Utnapiishtim
      @Utnapiishtim 5 років тому +22

      @Roland your bible is just words on a book. Outside of it there is no concrete evidence for your god.

    • @aim-9sidewinder550
      @aim-9sidewinder550 5 років тому +5

      @Roland lol nigga its still a book with words and a gay ass story. mythology sounds more fuckin badass, i'd rather have gods with random elements destroying shithead humans because we suffer too much. all hail death

  • @shanaiajishin7269
    @shanaiajishin7269 6 років тому +2523

    The one man that can do comedy while being dead serious

    • @ryanmoore9029
      @ryanmoore9029 5 років тому +15

      Bill Hicks

    • @luispinheirodosmontes7219
      @luispinheirodosmontes7219 5 років тому +33

      ...and seriously dead at the same time

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, perhaps he shouldn't have asked to be dead. :(

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 5 років тому

      @@luispinheirodosmontes7219 ...be careful what you wish for. You can't say he wasn't asking for it.

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 5 років тому +5

      @@neoflyboy Yeah...sure...whatever.

  • @toe2toe22
    @toe2toe22 4 роки тому +683

    This is why Carlin is one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.

    • @THERIIS
      @THERIIS 4 роки тому +12

      Seriously we are comedians! He is telling the real facts and truth in his style!

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 4 роки тому +8

      "Tell ya what. If there is a god, may he strike this crowd dead. See. Nothing happened." xD

    • @dorothysnell9119
      @dorothysnell9119 4 роки тому +6

      Best "truth telling" comedian I ever heard in my life! He was groundbreaking & brutally honest!

    • @flashwachook
      @flashwachook 4 роки тому +5

      You mean the greatest comedian ever. Even the greats like louis ck and bill burr mentioned that carlin had a major influence on them.

    • @rembink
      @rembink 4 роки тому

      @@suecastillo4056 except he was not honest, just a raging moron who had no facts - a wasted life now burning in hell for eternity and if you could hear his screams, the shear terror would make you fall to your knees and beg God for forgiveness

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 5 років тому +3229

    How to avoid copyright claims: PUT IT IN A STARGATE.

  • @denksehno
    @denksehno 7 років тому +2302

    The more I watch Carlin the more I see him as a philosopher and a sceptic than a comedian. What an amazing guy he was.

    • @oskarfabian5200
      @oskarfabian5200 7 років тому +50

      that is what stand up comedy is supposed to be about

    • @lendavoice60
      @lendavoice60 7 років тому +35

      denksehno he was one of a kind and I'm glad he was during my lifetime

    • @ScienceTalkwithJimMassa
      @ScienceTalkwithJimMassa 7 років тому +40

      He had several periods to his career. He did become a social commentator and philosopher later in his career. I was fortunate to see him perform in 1989. I think he is the best comedian - ever.

    • @guywhite667
      @guywhite667 7 років тому +18

      He was the greatest Philosopher of my time.

    • @buckyhate7695
      @buckyhate7695 7 років тому +20

      King George once said that at one point, he considered himself a comedian, who wrote his own material. He then realised that he was a writer, that performed his material. He was so much more than a mere comedian, philosopher, and cynic.

  • @PetiHuber
    @PetiHuber 5 років тому +2086

    "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself."
    Yes. Thank you.

    • @Mads-hl8xj
      @Mads-hl8xj 5 років тому +41

      i wish. but no..i see crosses,churches all around..reminded by this insanity constantly. ...just crazy.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 років тому +57

      I get Christians going to my door tryin to convert me and they see the pride flag in my hall and they kinda leave.

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 5 років тому +28

      @@thething2723 lol the perfect religion deterrent.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +18

      Coy Leigh Love thy neighbour amirite?

    • @raysalmon6566
      @raysalmon6566 5 років тому +3

      Jesus taught in the temple daily

  • @jeddmerton6877
    @jeddmerton6877 2 роки тому +455

    Imagine if George could see the world today… he’d have a field day.

    • @__3800
      @__3800 2 роки тому +32

      That would be epic. Last 20 years would give him enough material for 1000 years. RIP legend, we pray to you today.

    • @og-greenmachine8623
      @og-greenmachine8623 Рік тому

      What’s changed?
      Same sh*t, different a*sholes...

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Рік тому +13

      He wouldn't be suprised

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc Рік тому +1

      Maybe they'll make an AI

    • @CaptRicoSakara
      @CaptRicoSakara Рік тому +2

      “Field Day”? It’s just a word. The reality of today is much, much worse.

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 5 років тому +2054

    And THIS is why so many religious people hated Carlin. But if you think about it, they only hate him because he hit very close to home. If his jokes were weak and made no sense, they wouldn't mind what he said. But because he could make the 10 commandments look ridiculous, they HATED him.
    "But he loves you." "And he needs money!" Yeah, those punchlines pissed them right off..

    • @TeamRocketHQR
      @TeamRocketHQR 5 років тому +76

      I've thought about the money thing too. And he made all us why would he need us for anything at all? I believe in God but I question a lot of it. I always try to keep a open mind about this and listen to others as well. And that whole thing of it's basically God's way or you suffer forever there is no 3rd or whatever other choice. I'm sure we all could go on for hours on end about all this too. And yes I'm a fan of Carlin. Found him through the Bill & Ted movies.

    • @steveholmes5207
      @steveholmes5207 5 років тому +43

      Absolutely agree religious people need the church or whatever religious organisations to think for them because they really can't think for themselves or face reality of live its tough deal with it stop wanting religion as a crutch

    • @steveholmes5207
      @steveholmes5207 5 років тому +6

      @Mary Davis oh how he was right watch bill hicks very similar to George bill died far to young aged 36 from cancer he is u tube though

    • @alone2break
      @alone2break 5 років тому +3

      @@steveholmes5207 not for muslims..we dont need any religious organizations..

    • @daverepole9283
      @daverepole9283 5 років тому +45

      Because Carlin speaks the truth and religion hates the truth.

  • @dummyvariable4253
    @dummyvariable4253 5 років тому +538

    "What, 11 commandments, are you kidding me, get the fuck outta here".
    Laughed so hard at that

  • @dmtvsd2653
    @dmtvsd2653 6 років тому +385

    We must admit, he was trying to educate people by acting as a comedian because he knew that people wouldn't listen to him if he would show his real identity of a philosopher. Greeting from Greece.

    • @zopa3824
      @zopa3824 6 років тому

      Dmt Vsd για ελληνας το εχεις με τα αγγλικα αδελφε!!

    • @rtgsbeano
      @rtgsbeano 6 років тому

      Dmt Vsd I

    • @alexk7286
      @alexk7286 6 років тому +1

      Just wanted to say great country visited last year thanks for the hospitality from a American.

    • @bodhicougar
      @bodhicougar 6 років тому +1

      Exactly!
      He was a philosopher. RIP, George.

    • @goodwilj
      @goodwilj 5 років тому

      He was dead on about our owners. And he paid the ultimate price for telling the truth.

  • @yordalyn
    @yordalyn 4 роки тому +185

    Voltaire: It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

    • @johndoney1703
      @johndoney1703 3 роки тому +1

      @Yorda No no the sixth commandment says do not murder, that is more selfish than GOD`s reasons for removing wicked persons, or even nations!!

    • @yordalyn
      @yordalyn 3 роки тому +4

      @@johndoney1703 That's the point Voltaire was making. He was having a dig at the ruling/religious class.

  • @Shanaoh
    @Shanaoh 4 роки тому +2356

    How is this comedy? This guy's spittin' out straight facts.

    • @reyesandres9887
      @reyesandres9887 4 роки тому +83

      Thats why we love him

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 4 роки тому +16

      @King of the Rats that's why we're all a joke

    • @nikkienova9440
      @nikkienova9440 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe you can't understand it or life then

    • @josephfigliuolo7286
      @josephfigliuolo7286 4 роки тому +11

      Good comedy can have factual interpretations

    • @karimkopra
      @karimkopra 4 роки тому +2

      half facts is the base to every "lie result"

  • @iGavid_Doggins
    @iGavid_Doggins 5 років тому +1363

    One of the sharpest minds comedy has ever seen...
    A big loss!! R.I.P George.

    • @iGavid_Doggins
      @iGavid_Doggins 5 років тому +3

      @@Poetikaliz So what exactly is your point?

    • @danielkandovazu2837
      @danielkandovazu2837 5 років тому +2

      True

    • @iGavid_Doggins
      @iGavid_Doggins 4 роки тому +1

      @daAnder71 You know that GC would hate YOU for speaking for him and deciding what "Meaningless" means to him. LOL

    • @yourhuckleberry6757
      @yourhuckleberry6757 4 роки тому +10

      @@gavinwilke2874 Jewish or Muslim? Mohammad didnt have anymore proof then Abraham... The Levant had many religions.. Why Romans made a religion out of a dead Jew. Your family could have been Christian or Hindu. The Quran has No more proof then the,Torah,Talmud,Catholic and British bibles or Lord of the rings.

    • @louton59
      @louton59 4 роки тому +2

      your huckleberry what are you talking about no religion has any proof to be real

  • @matrixgaming1008
    @matrixgaming1008 4 роки тому +433

    Apparently when my dad was a kid he was kicked out of church for asking too many questions, he said things like “if God is real then when is he coming by? And why does he need money if he’s all powerful?”

    • @ananya8232
      @ananya8232 4 роки тому +39

      Tell him he was an icon

    • @daffyslooney2867
      @daffyslooney2867 4 роки тому +53

      When I was about seven or eight years old, I asked similar questions to my father. He said simply, "you don't need to know." And with that, I sort of knew he didn't know either. But I didn't question him-or I would have gotten a beating-true story. I'm in my early 60s now.

    • @rembink
      @rembink 4 роки тому +5

      maybe because those questions were not inquisitive but disruptive.
      When is God coming by - that is not a question, that is mocking. Obviously your dad is an idiot.
      Why does God need money? Sounds like your dad is/was a cheap ass loser. God does not need money, but common sense tells normal people that the church has real every day expenses and everyone who donates does so willingly.
      Your dad got to go to church for free if he chose.
      The fact you are sharing this in this context proves you are as dumb as him

    • @joudabdullah3845
      @joudabdullah3845 3 роки тому +17

      I got humiliated by religion teachers in school when she suggested the hijab (in Islam) should be a law and all women should wear it and I disagreed everyone laughed and I cried 😞

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 роки тому +8

      @@rembink Ok cultist.

  • @breeinatree4811
    @breeinatree4811 Рік тому +21

    The first time i heard George Carlin i was 9. Over 60 years later and i still love listening to him. I learned to think for myself and question everything from listening to him. He is gone too soon.

  • @arctos49
    @arctos49 6 років тому +3540

    "Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." -- Mark Twain

    • @barrymusgrove9900
      @barrymusgrove9900 6 років тому +129

      “The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

    • @barrymusgrove9900
      @barrymusgrove9900 6 років тому +17

      Hi, Jeff I absolutely saw the position I'd put myself in. It's just I saw it yesterday and wanted to try it out. Apparently, it's been ascribed to Oscar Wilde but the article I read said more likely Somerset Maughan. Would have put a smiley face after, but it's funnier being a serious asshole criticizing a quote with a quote that criticises the critic :)

    • @barrymusgrove9900
      @barrymusgrove9900 6 років тому +4

      ;)

    • @VegasStarDancer
      @VegasStarDancer 6 років тому +7

      LOVE it. I'm adding it to my collection of quotes. Thanks!

    • @HughJaxident67
      @HughJaxident67 6 років тому +32

      +TheRockstar871
      How many times do you post this same comment on multiple threads you automaton!?!?

  • @leonardoives7076
    @leonardoives7076 5 років тому +1035

    "some parents deserve respect, most don't" thanks for acknowledging that abusive relationships with parents exist and you shouldn't be forced to love someone who abuses you.

    • @BohoStitcher
      @BohoStitcher 5 років тому +63

      Amen.
      Not even love, but obey and respect.
      As Carlin says, these things are EARNED. Unfortunately, children know no different until theyre exposed to the world. Which is why many abusive parents keep their kids on a ridiculously short leash.

    • @maryclutterbuck7183
      @maryclutterbuck7183 5 років тому +7

      Daddy Carlin opening my eyes to the dark truth

    • @infinity-gn9xq
      @infinity-gn9xq 5 років тому +25

      @blad90 they dnt have to be abusive to be bad parents.. Most dnt knw how to raise a child..

    • @infinity-gn9xq
      @infinity-gn9xq 5 років тому +16

      @blad90 but is he lying or trying to manipulate perception??
      Religion is crazy.. People believe burning people alive is okay, coz gods want it.. That is crazy. Lol.. You dnt have to have cancer to knw its bad news.. Probably he just speaking if his own and other people's experiences..
      The whole idea of God is dubious to begin with..

    • @infinity-gn9xq
      @infinity-gn9xq 5 років тому +5

      @blad90 so your point is people are well capable of killing other people without religion being the only reason..? Wow, what a revelation.. Mind blown sir, mind blown..
      Isn't the whole point of divinity is to protect its followers? Isn't that the core of all our prayers, to keep us safe from harm... And yet people good or bad die without any intervention from God! So what's the point.. Why not just learn and teach civility and moral codes in English or which ever language u understand than some books which most of us can't read any way..

  • @ronburgandy5006
    @ronburgandy5006 5 років тому +565

    George freed me from religion...after 30 years of having my head filled like a jelly donut, one day while searching for music to listen to, I saw a clip of George, clicked it and it changed me forever...after watching his take on religion, I researched it myself...and it opened my eyes....that was 10 years ago...Been free of the chains ever since. Miss ya George, Thank you so much....

    • @ohmygosh4761
      @ohmygosh4761 5 років тому +7

      😂

    • @kenzcelim4550
      @kenzcelim4550 5 років тому +32

      you are my hero mate, thank you for beliving actual evidenc. Science is real beauty my friend, if anybody could be usunderstanding of you, we might have already discovered timetravel :D

    • @Pumpkin3.14pi
      @Pumpkin3.14pi 5 років тому +33

      He did close of the same for me in a way. I really stopped believing around 10 years old reading the bible. Until I was about 15 years old I was still said I believed in God just had problems with some things. Then around 15 years old I got into Carlin and he made me realize I didn't need to be ashamed for believing in reality and the magical world of science. George is like a prophet to me.

    • @DrowningSorrows1
      @DrowningSorrows1 5 років тому +17

      He's changed the way I view a lot of things in life too. Although I was never big into religion after hearing him it all finally clicked as to why I felt that way.

    • @calebniederhofer678
      @calebniederhofer678 5 років тому +12

      Ron Burgandy this guy likes to make fun of Christianity , but he has zero facts based on anything. There is only one bible , one living God. There have been hundreds of witnesses that saw Jesus in person , hundreds that witnessed miracles. Nothing has ever been disproven out of the Bible.

  • @markoutwithmark
    @markoutwithmark 3 роки тому +112

    This makes more sense than anything any priest has ever said to me.

  • @irishnich4456
    @irishnich4456 4 роки тому +3833

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group"
    --George Carlin

    • @RobMccoy17
      @RobMccoy17 4 роки тому +20

      He was talking directly to a large group(the audience) when saying this. Get it?

    • @RobMccoy17
      @RobMccoy17 4 роки тому +33

      @@irishnich4456 You didn't get it. He's talking to a large group of stupid people who're eating everything he utters.
      No doubt after they left that arena, they sung his praises. THAT is the power. The power to influence.

    • @FOY43
      @FOY43 4 роки тому +8

      Atheists smh

    • @FOY43
      @FOY43 4 роки тому +3

      aaron bacchus
      Stalin, Hitler, Mao so much for religious violence.....

    • @FOY43
      @FOY43 4 роки тому +4

      aaron bacchus
      That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what atheist means

  • @daniellong4607
    @daniellong4607 4 роки тому +782

    Just started listening to him. He's a damn genius

    • @patriciapowell4097
      @patriciapowell4097 4 роки тому +18

      you got that right..thats how it used to be 50 years ago...it was Happy Days for real

    • @antoniomontana5778
      @antoniomontana5778 4 роки тому +7

      He was. He passed away a few years back. R.I.P.

    • @y7952
      @y7952 4 роки тому +2

      Larry Cavalli what are you up to buddy?

    • @y7952
      @y7952 4 роки тому

      Larry Cavalli ?

    • @equilibrium1999
      @equilibrium1999 4 роки тому +5

      Dude you're so fuckin lucky you have no diea how many hundreds of thousands of people would do anything to relive this anew.

  • @thegreatdaveo
    @thegreatdaveo 5 років тому +1165

    God is all-powerful, all-seeing and omnipotent. And he needs to borrow $20.

    • @Shadow11237
      @Shadow11237 5 років тому +15

      No *people* need to borrow $20

    • @Lewa500
      @Lewa500 5 років тому +68

      @@Shadow11237 On his behalf, apparently.

    • @human1513
      @human1513 5 років тому +21

      It does not borrow. It keeps. Lol.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 років тому +9

      @Roland and for very expensive infrastructure apparently.

    • @scottkraft1062
      @scottkraft1062 5 років тому +4

      I think it's 20%

  • @isaacalexander1469
    @isaacalexander1469 4 роки тому +217

    “In the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with...” 😂

    • @Traveler-jq6or
      @Traveler-jq6or 4 роки тому +3

      Isaac Alexander 🤣🤣🤣 uncomfortable is a understatement wanna use some logic where did you come from? How about your parents? How about your parents, parents now that’s some logic right there you know damn well we were created... to say we don’t know is laughable

    • @Alex-qn3me
      @Alex-qn3me 4 роки тому

      Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am not assuming anything just using logic🤪 stick to the theories I have living proof aka the kjv bible along with history to back me up...

    • @Alex-qn3me
      @Alex-qn3me 4 роки тому

      Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and what lies are your referencing to? As for logic it makes total sense I’ll give you a example does a new born baby fend for itself? Wrap your brain around that one😂🤪

    • @Alex-qn3me
      @Alex-qn3me 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan O or how about for example the world around you does it get better? Does it evolve? I think not it’s deteriorates... the wages for sin is death...

    • @Alex-qn3me
      @Alex-qn3me 4 роки тому

      Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣 how about equality and the world coming together and having universal language called English just like back in genesis 🤣 the Bible said after there kind hello? Just like how knowledge increased back than it’s happening today...

  • @MrBratnip
    @MrBratnip 7 років тому +195

    More than just a comedian -- a courageous thinker and writer, and an actor -- and the best comedian I've ever seen or heard -- the smartest, the funniest and the best master of the English language among them all.

    • @laurabryant9281
      @laurabryant9281 7 років тому +1

      Ben Broomhall Yes...amen...lol

    • @veryzen1
      @veryzen1 6 років тому +4

      Couldn’t have said it better... how I WISH HE WERE STILL ALIVE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE WITH THIS PRESENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLIME AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS...BLOWS MY MIND THINKING OF THE THINGS HE’D SAY...

  • @proudpancake3441
    @proudpancake3441 6 років тому +2575

    “Some parents deserve respect, most of them don’t”

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 років тому +76

      Totally true.

    • @MrBurns-um2id
      @MrBurns-um2id 6 років тому +55

      PERIOD!

    • @flightrisk7566
      @flightrisk7566 6 років тому +29

      on the one hand, parents are just people
      on the other, we don't need to be _told_ to hold them in high regard; many of us, small children and vulnerable individuals in particular, are psychologically hard-wired to view good caretakers that way intrinsically
      but if you have children to produce labor because your economy is driven by menial work, then the whole deal gets kind of screwy because it's not just about fostering good feelings in the intimate family unit, but also about propping up the community's livelihood through agricultural means
      it's sort of like enshrining small businesses or farm subsidies in modern legislature

    • @you3ee
      @you3ee 6 років тому +8

      Something tells me yours DONT

    • @ariannsr2263
      @ariannsr2263 6 років тому +3

      The most funny part

  • @benz500r
    @benz500r 5 років тому +1179

    He is dead, but his jokes are still relevant today.

    • @tonysmith5812
      @tonysmith5812 5 років тому +11

      He died and then received a shock.

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 років тому +1

      He dieds? :(

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 5 років тому +7

      He is Catholic, so at worst he had to hang out cracking jokes in pergatory, until his friends said enough Rosary prayers to Mary most Virgin so he could walk up the mountain and humbly join the winged angels in Heaven.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatorio
      But being George, he probably just took the express glass casino elevator up the side of the mountain, then just enjoys hanging outside the pearly gates by the door, with Jake & Silent Bob.
      ua-cam.com/video/A6vnsrmmUZ4/v-deo.html

    • @save_bandit
      @save_bandit 5 років тому

      Tony Smith ua-cam.com/video/XpRLbQbMdQE/v-deo.html

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 5 років тому +12

      I really wish I could hear him tear Trump a new asshole. That's the one thing I feel I'm missing. Carlin's takedown.

  • @slammajamma5435
    @slammajamma5435 4 роки тому +87

    I love George Carlin more than anyone in history. He was a truth teller & a very wise man. Truth & decency are the only commandments we need.

    • @obamajoker7166
      @obamajoker7166 2 роки тому

      He was a comedian lmao. He would probably laugh at your stupid face for worshipping him like this

    • @marcusmuse4787
      @marcusmuse4787 Рік тому

      so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

  • @ndikhokhele6054
    @ndikhokhele6054 6 років тому +996

    "if churches used half the money they make and the buildings they build and gave them back to the community we'd be alright. Why doesn't God let the ghetto kids stay in the church buildings with gold ceilings and coloured windows. Why does God need a building to talk to me?" - 2 pac

    • @grandmalovesmebest
      @grandmalovesmebest 6 років тому +14

      LV Alex Bc in the morning all the gold would be ripped out of the walls.🙄

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 5 років тому +23

      @@grandmalovesmebest Weird. That thing supposedly murdered people just for peeking into its mystery box. And yet it cannot stop them from vandalising its temples?

    • @WeAreNotSheep2023
      @WeAreNotSheep2023 5 років тому +32

      100% agree with you. Man made BS to control people and make $$$. I see a gigantic building around every corner designed to control the masses. Did I mention they are tax free too? Their sole objective is to lure the sheep into the buildings and hand them a basket asking for 10% of their income. If they don't comply, they will face bad luck and an eternity in hell. That's how you control the masses and keep them in line. Smh...

    • @r.m.k.1974
      @r.m.k.1974 5 років тому +3

      well in reallity ZAKKAT(2.5% of month earning collected in 12 months in 1 year) is suppose to given to poor.
      Of course that community such as Religious buildings would not spend most of the money on poor.
      If they did,there wouldn't be poor.
      They instead spend on nice car,clothes.
      Qur'an is last relevation.To understand things watch islam

    • @leonardob.486
      @leonardob.486 5 років тому +2

      The Church was never a building, the Church is everywhere where are chatolics, in the past the Church was always in someones house and people decided to make a building where everyone can pray to God, you guys need to check about what you're saying before you post something.

  • @gardnerhappy2114
    @gardnerhappy2114 5 років тому +330

    Truely a brilliant man. He told the truth. I wonder what he would say about what our country is going through in 2019. He is truly missed.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 років тому +11

      He would've thought the system really had collapsed, as he predicted.

    • @ebiljebus
      @ebiljebus 5 років тому +1

      The only thing he got wrong is the bit between 9:21 and 9:32 in this video.

    • @AnthonyD28
      @AnthonyD28 5 років тому +3

      He would say...... thank God for Trump !!!

    • @ChoseDeath
      @ChoseDeath 4 роки тому

      @@sha11235 Oh yeah, we're really collapsing. What fucking nonsense.

    • @elnardowebster2842
      @elnardowebster2842 4 роки тому

      @daAnder71 a lot of people haven't gotten the message.........which is.....we're fucked up !!! lol

  • @stevencoffman34
    @stevencoffman34 4 роки тому +340

    George was a one of a kind and severely missed

    • @dcowboys6213
      @dcowboys6213 4 роки тому +1

      There are plenty of pussy following fucktard libtards go to California

    • @DC2022AZ
      @DC2022AZ 4 роки тому +11

      @@dcowboys6213 fuck off you punk ass POS..

    • @apmfer
      @apmfer 3 роки тому +2

      @@dcowboys6213 Calm down you idiot you rly hate the truth

  • @buffalobillsfan9479
    @buffalobillsfan9479 3 роки тому +13

    George, You had always been way ahead of your time on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Hope you have been fine since passing, and I want you to know that you have always been a member of the family. R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008

  • @ngirabedechal
    @ngirabedechal 6 років тому +390

    Carlin really wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher and thinker. He made it funny for us, but these are real ideas meant to challenge us to think about stuff we assume are true about life. whether you agree or not with what he says you have to consider his point. comedy is just about being funny, nothing wrong with that, but I just want to point out that guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and even Dave Chapel get pretty deep with some very serious issues and people listen and are affected. The craft of stand up comedy, I think, is greatly underrated as a major driver of social commentary. There should be awards to recognize their contribution in that regard--real awards though, not like oscar or grammy; more like a nobel. just saying.

    • @splashboomcrash
      @splashboomcrash 6 років тому +3

      Don't forget Bill Hicks!

    • @tigbeast5257
      @tigbeast5257 6 років тому +1

      Bill hicks

    • @terrikayy
      @terrikayy 6 років тому

      You should check out Bill Hicks. If you get NETFLIX: www.netflix.com/title/70043231. He will make you laugh and think about everything.

    • @scottbreon9448
      @scottbreon9448 6 років тому

      Not really, it was more just common sense. Which is something that most people lack these days

    • @chipsounder4633
      @chipsounder4633 6 років тому +1

      bill hicks too

  • @braheel1234567
    @braheel1234567 6 років тому +599

    Respect & obedience shouldn’t be automatic, it should be earned

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 років тому +8

      Yeah! Take that, CONFUCIOUS!

    • @MrLuna098
      @MrLuna098 6 років тому +2

      It’s both contextual and situational, because Honor Thy Mother and Father shows that these people deserve our obedience and respect because they procreated us, but the question is whether we are going to give or take it; that is choice. Respect and obedience is different for someone who is not related, because the whole saying that, “I will only give you respect if you don’t respect me” is contradictory since respect is deserved to the ones who has the qualities to be respected. Pettiness is not a respectful trait.

    • @absoutezeo2126
      @absoutezeo2126 6 років тому +7

      @@MrLuna098 You speak from a misunderstanding. The implication is clearly "if you want *special* respect and obedience, you must show you're worthy of it." Most people have a basic respect for others' lives and rights, what people mean when they say "you must earn my respect" is that if *you* expect to be respected so much as to be obeyed, you have to earn that. There is nothing petty about wanting to be treated as equal rather than inferior.

    • @amosd8964
      @amosd8964 6 років тому +2

      Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

    • @FallingStars-h9b
      @FallingStars-h9b 6 років тому +1

      Amos D amen brother

  • @matturner6890
    @matturner6890 5 років тому +410

    “If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - George Bernard Shaw, or Gloria Steinem, but definitely not shakespeare

    • @swinetrek
      @swinetrek 4 роки тому +6

      Oscar Wilde

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich 4 роки тому +1

      You know The Shake yourself?

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 4 роки тому +12

      @@hermanhelmich yeah we smoked a big fatty together yesterday and he told me he never said that. The more you know.

  • @Ducati_Guy
    @Ducati_Guy 3 роки тому +79

    “But he loves you 🐒 he loves you and he needs money 💵 😆” George Carlin is absolutely amazing!! I can never get enough of his comedy.

  • @djstantsia7905
    @djstantsia7905 4 роки тому +232

    By far , the most intelligent comedian out there. The King

    • @mikekrcma1352
      @mikekrcma1352 4 роки тому

      He's been dead for quite some time now though

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 4 роки тому +6

      Mike Krcma your point? There’s a lot comedians that are notable, but no one can hold a candle to George other than Richard Pryor and he’s been dead for a long time, too

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 4 роки тому

      Seabee156 Louis CK was pretty good but he’s still nowhere near as intelligent or prolific as Carlin.

    • @LivingHe11
      @LivingHe11 3 роки тому

      @James Arnold you mean the kind of stupid that starts shit in the comment section over someone else's opinion.

    • @MedranoHijo
      @MedranoHijo 3 роки тому

      No other comedian.
      And I mean no other has dared crossed the boundaries he has.
      Fuck Robert Lee.
      Give Carlin a statue.

  • @sharonpopolow6874
    @sharonpopolow6874 5 років тому +150

    I grew up when George Carlin was at his prime in comedy. I didn't get him back then, but now that I'm older, i really get him. He was a genius.

  • @taylorjams4845
    @taylorjams4845 5 років тому +276

    I remember when i was a lot younger. The pastor of the church i was attending had a sermon on how the bible was factually proven to be 99% accurate in translation from the the OG Hebrew versions. then i grew up and educated myself. I realized he was either a liar or just a sheep leading a herd of sheep.

    • @karimtabrizi376
      @karimtabrizi376 5 років тому +4

      Probably a sheep and a liar which is worse.

    • @KiamKweli
      @KiamKweli 5 років тому +18

      The blind leading the blind essentially.

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 5 років тому +4

      @Jason McGlade Are you a service dog if you lead a group of blind people or a car if you stand in a garage? No, because it's based on context. Don't be intentionally dense, it doesn't help anyone understand.

    • @LiquoredUp
      @LiquoredUp 4 роки тому +7

      I would've asked him, "Can you tell me the 1% that isn't accurate?"

    • @mikekrcma1352
      @mikekrcma1352 4 роки тому +1

      Basically he's a was a lying creep

  • @no_trespassing
    @no_trespassing 2 роки тому +41

    Carlin was a good guy, telling truth through humour

  • @ryanw1140
    @ryanw1140 6 років тому +369

    A vibrator that plays "come all ye faithful" brilliant

  • @juba9575
    @juba9575 5 років тому +246

    This guy is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen on screen!

    • @crazyt0wnplays661
      @crazyt0wnplays661 5 років тому

      Your not very intelligent you could not have capitalized the I that really bothers me that you are lazy enough to put i.

    • @howardelpato362
      @howardelpato362 5 років тому +8

      @@crazyt0wnplays661 yeah no one really cares, Fuck off.

    • @mhxybeats653
      @mhxybeats653 4 роки тому +14

      CRAZY T0WN PLAYS “your not very intelligent” read that again dawg..

    • @luigi7834
      @luigi7834 4 роки тому +4

      @@crazyt0wnplays661 You don't even know how to use your vs. you're

    • @guts8770
      @guts8770 4 роки тому

      not really he just tells you what you want to hear

  • @travaresjones9829
    @travaresjones9829 5 років тому +257

    But he loves you and needs money 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING

    • @pikachu7173
      @pikachu7173 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂👌🤘

    • @karimtabrizi376
      @karimtabrizi376 5 років тому +3

      Says it all

    • @MrBlue-km8qv
      @MrBlue-km8qv 5 років тому

      my wife knows CPR you said you were dying so maybe it was worth a shot. Free chest pumps while you wait for the ambulance. but if you need you really need help. Now you know.
      i know you werent really dying. Take it easy Peace bro.

  • @Chardonbois
    @Chardonbois Рік тому +9

    Brilliant analysis!

  • @suzystone244
    @suzystone244 5 років тому +207

    " Religious hustlers .... 10 sounds official .... the decimal system. "
    " Known today as marketing. "
    Thank You George Carlin ❤🇱🇷

  • @soukaya8573
    @soukaya8573 6 років тому +327

    ''thou shall keep thy religion to thyself''

    • @goodwilj
      @goodwilj 5 років тому +23

      Tell that to Christians who push it on us 24/7.

    • @averageshortking7949
      @averageshortking7949 5 років тому +9

      Cough cough MORMONS cough

    • @akeem4772
      @akeem4772 5 років тому +4

      goodwilj If someone had the knowledge to eternal life, you can't call them bad for wanting to share that information. As a matter of fact, it would be selfish if they didn't.

    • @idkjay_478
      @idkjay_478 5 років тому +3

      @@goodwilj yet atheist always talk about it

    • @freshevansGloryBeToYah
      @freshevansGloryBeToYah 5 років тому +2

      Religion On Trial u believe in satan?

  • @marymillar8605
    @marymillar8605 7 років тому +135

    Never had the opportunity to see him in a live show, but I sure enjoy his videos. Love, Love, Love them.

    • @Anal0Avenger
      @Anal0Avenger 6 років тому

      Remembered a line from movie stand up guys: "we die twice. once when the breath leaves the body, and once when the last person we know says our name". I think that is beautiful, like his work is.

    • @baldilocks1914
      @baldilocks1914 6 років тому

      Same here, wish I had.

  • @Colin12475
    @Colin12475 4 роки тому +90

    We need more people like George Carlin.

    • @nicholasbatty8923
      @nicholasbatty8923 Рік тому

      this behaviour is taken care of by the mental health system

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 Рік тому

      @@nicholasbatty8923 I hope that someday religious fanaticism is defined of as a mental illness by DSM-5.

    • @marcusmuse4787
      @marcusmuse4787 Рік тому

      so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

  • @mitchkahle314
    @mitchkahle314 5 років тому +138

    There's little mystery as to why humans worshipped the Sun. It is the only object that humans cannot look at without receiving immediate pain in return.

    • @dhavalsolani1111
      @dhavalsolani1111 4 роки тому +31

      Besides looking at your crush with her boyfriend

    • @Crutoiful
      @Crutoiful 4 роки тому +6

      @@dhavalsolani1111 good one. fuck man hit right in the soul

    • @mwanikimwaniki6801
      @mwanikimwaniki6801 4 роки тому +1

      @@dhavalsolani1111 Fuck you😭😭😭

  • @eddyraye5825
    @eddyraye5825 4 роки тому +306

    GEORGE, YOU"RE NO LONGER WITH US, BUT YOU LEFT US YOUR STUFF...

    • @pam1574
      @pam1574 4 роки тому +3

      EddyRaye
      Yes he did!! I put his stuff with my stuff 😆

    • @eddyraye5825
      @eddyraye5825 4 роки тому +1

      Pam S - WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP MY STUFF ???

    • @pam1574
      @pam1574 4 роки тому

      EddyRaye
      I can clear out a space for your stuff next to mine and George’s stuff😁😂😆. Are u moving in too?? Lmao!

    • @iiits20
      @iiits20 4 роки тому

      nah your stuff is shit...my shit is stuff lol

    • @eddyraye5825
      @eddyraye5825 4 роки тому

      @@iiits20 you keep your stuff and smoke your shit...

  • @garygraham2513
    @garygraham2513 5 років тому +82

    An absolutely brilliant Human Being who, from school to the military, was thrown out of every organized group he that he became a part of. Simply because he saw that "something was Not Quite Right" and he had the audacity to ask "Why"? Kinda pissed those folks off! George, you made me look at the world through New Eyes ever time I listened to you. Still works today! Thank you for that. And, Boy, do I miss you!!!

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 років тому

      Hes died?

    • @garygraham2513
      @garygraham2513 5 років тому

      @@bigchivo4199 that's why I spoke in past tense. We all die, just a question of when.

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 років тому

      @@garygraham2513 No wayy.. bro im 9 my mom never told me this

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 років тому

      @@garygraham2513 what happens when we die??

    • @garygraham2513
      @garygraham2513 5 років тому

      @@bigchivo4199 . Enlightenment. What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?

  • @orion5470
    @orion5470 3 роки тому +22

    “Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.” - a pretty cool line

  • @jkgramps
    @jkgramps 6 років тому +65

    I've been a Carlin fan since the early 70's - a VERY wise man!!

  • @mofojinkins
    @mofojinkins 5 років тому +166

    We need George Carlin today more than anyone else.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 років тому +1

      We need this man to kill all those Nazis with his satire

    • @thedarkforce9596
      @thedarkforce9596 5 років тому +2

      @Evan Coleman the reason why is because in today's society its pure gold for him and his sense of humor I don't know what he will think about Trump being president today but he'll probably tear him a new hole

  • @liesheal
    @liesheal 7 років тому +514

    What I love most about this is the comment section, and specifically the trolls are nowhere to be found because Carlin’s logic is infallible

    • @timwilliams1603
      @timwilliams1603 7 років тому +11

      LOL! Right?! You got that one, right, Zach! Well put! :)

    • @davejan744
      @davejan744 6 років тому +9

      Zachery Jones , Carlins logic is incomplete. NOT biblically based. IS Based on his experiences in one of the most corrupt "religions" ever invented. No wonder hes gutshot & right, "religion" IS BULLSHIT!! True christianity ISNT religious, its a 1 on 1 personal relationship w our creator. Just READ the New Testament for yourself. Its short but mindboggeling. BTW, God did give Moses the 10 commandments KNOWING we could never fulfill them. It was a setup for better things to come, I.E. the NEW TESTAMENT. God used the Old Testament as an example, mostly of what NOT to do & its consequences. ALL of humanity is screwed up, no exceptions. But, God gave us a way out, GRACE! Unmerretted, unearned favor through the cross of Christ. Just read the New Testament, youll figure it out. Good Luck & God Bless!!

    • @liesheal
      @liesheal 6 років тому +17

      Dave Jan you’re using a fictional book as evidence. It’s a collection of stories.

    • @liesheal
      @liesheal 6 років тому +6

      Nite Rocks why am I a troll? Lol I genuinely like Carlin’s stand up

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 6 років тому

      Dave Jan My parents are Christian and they took me to a church when I was 5. I knew as soon as I heard Jesus resurrected someone from the dead the bible was full of shit. Now I'm 21 almost 22 and a Thiestic Satanist not only because I love Lucifer to death and( know like I have since I was 11 that he wasn't the villian as no one is pure good or pure evil) but because I, like all Thiestic Satanists are not controlled by a book people claim to be written by their God. We get our information straight from him or a Demon. There is no middle man. However Lucifer encourages us to find our own knowledge and helps us only when we truly need it and encourages to find our own path in life and not let someone influence us to believe a certain way.

  • @gina928
    @gina928 4 роки тому +57

    This man is timeless. The best and most intelligent comedian there was.

    • @marcusmuse4787
      @marcusmuse4787 Рік тому

      so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

  • @vivExp
    @vivExp 6 років тому +388

    Man, I miss this guy ...

    • @karentaylor8270
      @karentaylor8270 6 років тому +9

      Me too. He was real.

    • @tracybrooks5971
      @tracybrooks5971 6 років тому +2

      right there with you! Talk about one of a kind......(I wonder if that would have annoyed him,"talk about...", so we gonna 'talk about' one of a kind? I can just hear him now)

    • @muffDiverJinn
      @muffDiverJinn 6 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @jul9cuz
      @jul9cuz 6 років тому

      You mean like you want to hug him or you just like his comedy? It can be both.

    • @despairthewumbo9804
      @despairthewumbo9804 6 років тому

      Honestly .

  • @haliemaxine3734
    @haliemaxine3734 4 роки тому +47

    This never gets old! I loved this dude! He was an amazing comedian and always made valid points.

  • @Foontflaky
    @Foontflaky 6 років тому +83

    I put George Carlin at the same level as Mark Twain. Simply brilliant social commentary,delivered as only George can.

    • @tigerlily7246
      @tigerlily7246 6 років тому +1

      Agree

    • @terrikayy
      @terrikayy 6 років тому

      David, I am with you. Two of my true heroes! Have you seen the comic Bill Hicks?
      Different delivery but same social commentator attitude. Brilliant!

    • @poisonsquid37
      @poisonsquid37 6 років тому

      George Carlson is smart but seriously? He doesn't offer anything new to the debate, he just makes it funny. Mark Twain made art that will last for thousands of years.

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 6 років тому +1

      David Heck How I wish George was still alive. I'd love to hear his take on Trump. It would be legendary. As for Mark Twain's slant on Trump he said, "It's easier to fool a man than convince him he's being fooled."

    • @poisonsquid37
      @poisonsquid37 6 років тому

      srg914 Yet you don't apply that same logic to yourself. Maybe they aren't fools maybe they just disagree with you? Ever thought of that?

  • @BobMacPhee-uc3yj
    @BobMacPhee-uc3yj Рік тому +8

    I was lucky enough to go see one of George's shows many years ago. It gave me chills to even be in the same room with him. What a privilege it was! The best comedian who ever lived! Holy jumping shit balls I miss him!!!

    • @donholmes3267
      @donholmes3267 Рік тому

      This must be Jim Lahey , spitting shitballs ?

  • @brigham2250
    @brigham2250 5 років тому +245

    We need Carlin back so bad right now.

    • @proditoresmoriendum86
      @proditoresmoriendum86 5 років тому +17

      He would be sued for hurting feelings

    • @andreav318
      @andreav318 5 років тому +4

      Dude his head would explode 🤯

    • @caldoreo
      @caldoreo 4 роки тому +3

      Ask joe pesci for that or ask the sun, maybe who knows

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 4 роки тому +3

      Him and Christopher Hitchens.
      Isn't it strange that they passed away just before things got their darkest.

    • @lauriewahl10
      @lauriewahl10 4 роки тому +1

      Bill Maher

  • @workwithnature
    @workwithnature 6 років тому +3082

    The reason people believe in believing is because they hate to face the ultimate unknown.

    • @daniele7989
      @daniele7989 6 років тому +62

      The infinite vacuum of hypocritical stupidity?

    • @workwithnature
      @workwithnature 6 років тому +45

      Someone,
      Better than limited matter that knows it all?

    • @daniele7989
      @daniele7989 6 років тому +30

      We've gone to abstract, I'm sorry I'm lost here. Im saying the ultimate unknown is how far Hypocrites will go to sound profound despite knowing as little as anyone else and basically repeating the same swill as those who came before them. What are you trying to say?

    • @luisalcazar9709
      @luisalcazar9709 6 років тому +6

      Work With Nature I totally agree..😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍

    • @funeralbillii9172
      @funeralbillii9172 6 років тому +149

      Funny thing, as an Atheist I'm not afraid to die. Yet, every "Christian" (and I use that term VERY lightly bc I'm not sure I've ever met a real one) clings onto life like they're afraid of dying yet they preach about how great heaven is, to sit at God's feet and worship him all day, yeah, sounds like a real party. If heaven is so great then stop going to doctor's Jesus freaks, just pray when you get sick. That way we all win. You go to heaven, and we get a planet free of war.

  • @BenniekdaReal
    @BenniekdaReal 4 роки тому +154

    Here in 2020!!! I see now why he’s Dave Chapelle’s favorite. Now he’s one of mines. RIP legend.

    • @JayN_101
      @JayN_101 4 роки тому +1

      Blue Fire Keep believing in that sky daddy fucking piece of religious shit

    • @firstandlastswagman269
      @firstandlastswagman269 4 роки тому

      The aliens
      Are here
      Well the hare Krishna

  • @lostandlast2829
    @lostandlast2829 4 роки тому +34

    "If there is a god may he strike this audience dead"
    George, that ending was just phenomenal. It's not about your believes, but what the society needs to evolve.
    May your kind heart be able to find a better world to live. Bless to you ma boy.

    • @shockwavesteve
      @shockwavesteve 3 роки тому

      If this society needs to evolve, then why didn’t they do it 4,200 years ago during the early Bronze Age?

    • @SafeBurrito5465
      @SafeBurrito5465 3 роки тому

      @@shockwavesteve 2,000 years after the bronze age people burned women to death because they were scared of plants.

    • @shockwavesteve
      @shockwavesteve 3 роки тому

      Human Being
      Bruh we all know the medieval period was dumb

    • @SafeBurrito5465
      @SafeBurrito5465 3 роки тому

      @@shockwavesteve then why would people before them change society for the better?

    • @shockwavesteve
      @shockwavesteve 3 роки тому

      Human Being
      Because before them were the Romans and not Germanic barbarian kingdoms trying to imitate the Romans?

  • @BobABooey.
    @BobABooey. 6 років тому +66

    I wish he was still here to see whats happened since he's been gone.

    • @therealwild1
      @therealwild1 6 років тому +7

      Even George would be speechless at this cluster f#ck.

  • @0x777
    @0x777 6 років тому +624

    Moses comes down from the mountain. "I got a good and a bad news. Good news, I got him down to 10. Bad news, adultery is still on the list".

    • @BeepBeep_773
      @BeepBeep_773 6 років тому

      You're 11 right? Or 12.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 6 років тому +19

      Thanks. But unfortunately a wee bit later. Let's say I'm closer to George than your guess.

    • @EroomYrrah
      @EroomYrrah 6 років тому +1

      check out Father Guido Sarducci ... another old school comedian. he'll tell you about the OTHER commandments.

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 6 років тому +2

      Bill Clinton and Trump hate that one

    • @johanneskarlsson6535
      @johanneskarlsson6535 6 років тому +1

      Good one!

  • @theloniouscoltrane3778
    @theloniouscoltrane3778 5 років тому +143

    Even if you hate this guy, you can't deny that he is a comic genius!

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 років тому +18

      How can u hate him

    • @johnlopperman2161
      @johnlopperman2161 5 років тому +9

      Thel
      Truth tellers are routinely hated.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 років тому +4

      The only people who hate him are those white racist boys

    • @nataliyabaker9905
      @nataliyabaker9905 5 років тому +2

      THEIONIOUS COLTRANE---HES ABSOLUTELY--GREAT,,,!!!!!!!---HES THE-ONE----WHO-SPEAKS--TRUTH!!!!!!!!

    • @theloniouscoltrane3778
      @theloniouscoltrane3778 5 років тому +1

      @@nataliyabaker9905 AGREE! 2019

  • @zazai3883
    @zazai3883 4 роки тому +207

    He isn’t a comedian; he’s a philosopher.

    • @GiantBluebird
      @GiantBluebird 4 роки тому +14

      He's both dammit lol

    • @cecillec2331
      @cecillec2331 2 роки тому +5

      He is both.

    • @A-Aron564
      @A-Aron564 2 роки тому +1

      One of the greatest philosophers of our time. Comedians just look at the world differently because it was cruel to them at some point

    • @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano
      @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano 5 місяців тому

      No, he is not...

  • @xavierrose8208
    @xavierrose8208 5 років тому +277

    So George didn't die, he just went into a StarGate?

    • @vincenthall706
      @vincenthall706 4 роки тому +6

      he has not died , he has ascended !!!!

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 4 роки тому +4

      @@vincenthall706 Carlin would have wanted us to accept that he's dead, this does not mean however that his teachings are obsolete, they are quite the opposite

    • @nonamemcgillicutty9585
      @nonamemcgillicutty9585 4 роки тому +4

      He's in a garage in Pittsburgh or something

    • @Kleptar1
      @Kleptar1 4 роки тому +1

      @@vincenthall706 To where?

    • @BeatboxMitchel
      @BeatboxMitchel 4 роки тому +3

      No, the fear of death made it impossible for him to die. He just passed away :D

  • @jaythephoenix
    @jaythephoenix 5 років тому +774

    I would have loved to have heard this guy's take on Trump

    • @steve-bl1bl
      @steve-bl1bl 5 років тому +88

      I think it would be like this: I'd rather have Trump than Hillary but he is an idiot. I think that's what the average American believes

    • @TrevJamesBailey
      @TrevJamesBailey 5 років тому +48

      @@eternallaurum As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
      H.L. Mencken

    • @sebastienmccarthy1483
      @sebastienmccarthy1483 5 років тому +17

      Lorenzo Carrillo-Leyva I definitely prefer Hillary, but not by much. I dislike her quite a bit too.

    • @frankfrank7921
      @frankfrank7921 5 років тому +30

      @@steve-bl1bl I think you're projecting your own views or simply have not seen enough of Carlin if you can think he would have preferred Trump the same way you feel the average American prefers Trump especially since he lost the popular vote by more than three million. Given his "accomplishments" of the last two years a redo election would result in a landslide for Hilary.

    • @steve-bl1bl
      @steve-bl1bl 5 років тому +8

      @@frankfrank7921 look I'm not American so I don't know for sure but during the elections I had done some research and I found some links to prove why I prefer Trump over Hillary. Also I haven't watched much of George Carlin but from what I've seen I'd say that he wanted Americans to search and think about who they'd vote. Another sidenote Trump is an immoral prick and I wouldn't say I'm pro Trump, I'm more anti-Hillary than I'm anti-Trump.
      Why Trump is shit;
      time.com/4465744/donald-trump-undocumented-workers/
      www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-governments-racial-bias-case-against-donald-trumps-company-and-how-he-fought-it/2016/01/23/fb90163e-bfbe-11e5-bcda-62a36b394160_story.html?noredirect=on&.6f2a5ab135ce
      www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-used-258000-from-his-charity-to-settle-legal-problems/2016/09/20/adc88f9c-7d11-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html?.8c03f6054b0c
      Why Hillary is shit
      www.politifact.com/arizona/statements/2016/jul/11/donald-trump/did-hillary-clinton-take-money-countries-treat-wom/
      www.breitbart.com/politics/2016/10/09/hillary-clinton-treated-bill-clintons-female-accusers-lewinsky-broaddrick-flowers-hamzy-stephanopoulos/
      m.ua-cam.com/video/rNK4ekl-Bas/v-deo.html
      www.dailywire.com/news/7960/wikileaks-hacked-emails-include-hillary-arming-james-barrett#
      Also she PROBABLY payed CNN and other NEWS organisations;
      m.ua-cam.com/video/57qTegcMT3g/v-deo.html
      www.google.com/amp/s/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/8/hillary-clinton-says-she-has-both-public-and-priva/
      They both are into deep shit but Trump supporters are less violent(if you find a study/article that claims otherwise please send it to me) and off course these are just some of their bullshit. Honestly if you ask me Americans faced the shittiest dilemma that year.

  • @firstalt7210
    @firstalt7210 7 років тому +906

    He loves you AND HE NEEDS MONEY! *HE ALWAYS NEEDS MONEY!!!*

    • @derekanderson9549
      @derekanderson9549 7 років тому +3

      Babička Petersonová he allowed you you your own choice. He will allow you to do what you want. But while you are here, it's not love .. it's charity... It's what you give back.

    • @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396
      @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396 7 років тому +40

      Derek Anderson sure....."charity"

    • @tarlankasra
      @tarlankasra 6 років тому +1

      Yo Waddup *WRONG & EQUALLY UNCALLED FOR FYI SMH.*

    • @heavierthanlight7173
      @heavierthanlight7173 6 років тому

      Derek Anderson give back to whom?

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 6 років тому +13

      +Derek Anderson:
      Charity for a church? I don't want some guys to do nothing 6 days a week and just preach 2 hours on sunday to take my money.
      As for the poor people, they should get jobs. I want the government to take my money and create social services for them and help them get jobs. I have been in such a program, although I was not poor.
      Socialism is great. Some would call it communism. I hate capitalism: a system where the rich get richer with absolutely no upper limit. They create the laws they want since they are the government. The USA is a good demonstration of a corrupt capitalistic system.

  • @Menamacov
    @Menamacov 3 роки тому +20

    "Faith means not wanting to know the truth"
    -Nietzsche

  • @chipichipichapachapacala
    @chipichipichapachapacala 6 років тому +353

    So having 10 Commandments was really just a Marketing Decision!
    Lol😂😂😂

    • @tobygolding1893
      @tobygolding1893 6 років тому +3

      Conservatives wanted you to break them, so they could put us in jail! yet they break them daily, but never go to jail!! they don't care about consequences, cause there is none for the rich officials, or so they think, but Karma works on them i'm watching it lately in fact all these laws they make.. seem to be backfiring on them bigbrother is watching them!

    • @roiferreach100
      @roiferreach100 6 років тому +3

      Hahaha, best of the worlds.. 😂😂😂

    • @amosd8964
      @amosd8964 6 років тому +2

      Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

    • @paulalexander633
      @paulalexander633 6 років тому +1

      @@chipichipichapachapacala He's obviously not a catholic wonderboy "because most churches don't teach what the bible says". Go buy yourself one and then make comment.

    • @dianedoncheski9620
      @dianedoncheski9620 6 років тому +1

      There were 20, but Moses dropped a tablet.

  • @Cee-G
    @Cee-G 5 років тому +210

    Who is watching this in 2019..i found him by accident and he his amazingly insightful 🙏🏾🙏🏾.. Oh I wish my parents saw this clip

    • @albertoramirezacevedo3581
      @albertoramirezacevedo3581 5 років тому +9

      Nowtimes some people are afraid to hear the truth. Religions are going to desapear soon.

    • @liisavarhalla6348
      @liisavarhalla6348 5 років тому +7

      I will always watch Mr. CARLIN..genius of truth and logic and comedy.

    • @condorX2
      @condorX2 5 років тому +2

      Satan gave us the knowledge, but evil man turned the table on em sort of thing through books, story and tall tales.

    • @ayyj_24
      @ayyj_24 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @narasimhabhogavalli6313
      @narasimhabhogavalli6313 5 років тому +4

      Your parents most likely saw him on TV Prime Time. I used to watch him in the 90s and he was very popular then, Glad to see people in 2019 enjoying his philosophy and Humor.

  • @ripwar4393
    @ripwar4393 7 років тому +225

    I fucking love this man mentality more than any other on this fuck planet Rip George Motherfucking Carlin

    • @chefboyardee2223
      @chefboyardee2223 7 років тому

      DaNotoriousEgo DNE HeS eDgY lIkE RiCk AnD mOrTy

    • @daveobz5885
      @daveobz5885 6 років тому

      DaNotoriousEgo DNE its a plane homie. not a planet.

    • @terrygerych7327
      @terrygerych7327 6 років тому +1

      as with his views on almost everything, i find myself in essential agreement with carlin's views on religion and god. i just wish i could express these views with 1/2 as much humor. making something insanely funny is a great way to get away with saying shit that otherwise either can't be said or would be wildly unpopular. humor is the sweetener that makes the often bitter medicine of truth palatable, and carlin had a great gift for it. he and bill hicks were similar... if u've never listened to mr. bill, u're missing out. he died young from cancer, but left a great body of work behind, like this:
      ua-cam.com/video/h6uyHdJTauY/v-deo.html

    • @michaeltucker9969
      @michaeltucker9969 6 років тому

      Pussy Warrior 5

  • @BreuckelensFinest
    @BreuckelensFinest 4 роки тому +6

    The greatest to ever do it! George was the most brilliant comedian I've ever seen. And now, "Joe bless you"!

  • @tfjaved
    @tfjaved 4 роки тому +178

    Celebrating Christmas is also marketing.

    • @marines28
      @marines28 4 роки тому +14

      And Easter. Parents lie to kids, but then say they don't believe in lying, LOL.

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 4 роки тому +5

      @@marines28 i can understand easter egg hunts for kids but where does the bunny come into that

    • @JayN_101
      @JayN_101 4 роки тому +4

      RUSSIAN ROBOT We don't need holidays.

    • @maple1234567890321
      @maple1234567890321 4 роки тому

      @RUSSIAN ROBOT holidays are a human invention. We, atheists, do have holidays: take the 4th of July as an example

    • @jessiehermit9503
      @jessiehermit9503 4 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately. It used to be for our ancestors' survival, to help them through the winter and raise their morale.

  • @whatsup1439
    @whatsup1439 5 років тому +34

    If only we have more quality comedians or 'influencers' like him today. A real comedian/artist who puts logic forward. There aren't many smart philosophical individuals who are influencing and educating the general public these days..

  • @playinhard
    @playinhard 5 років тому +21

    Such a brilliant wordsmith and a wonderful comic! Sorely missed!

  • @localman9063
    @localman9063 4 роки тому +32

    11:40 Yes! YES! Exactly what I always thought! Back when I was religious and tried my best to understand God. I always find it offensive how people treat an All-knowing All-powerful being like he's their personal buddy or something. And despite the death, poverty and disease all over the world, people ignore all of that and praise God what he's done *for them.* Maybe they were looking for a scholarship and they got it, or there was a massive hurricane that hit a school, 100s of kids died, but their own son survived, Praise be to God!!
    It baffles me how narcissistical some people can be and they're not even self-aware of it.

  • @DW-vl2wi
    @DW-vl2wi 6 років тому +487

    Carlin was seriously a genius.

    • @tobygolding1893
      @tobygolding1893 6 років тому

      i've always thought like him, as far back as i can remember ..without drugs! hate 2 see how smart i'd be with hallucinogens but it's on bucket list on death bed wanna try something

    • @lensman8
      @lensman8 6 років тому +1

      Gold Waves ...wtf...this is GENIUS TO YOU??? YOU MUST BE one the fucking morons he talks about, that we bump into every day !!

    • @Dazarabia522
      @Dazarabia522 6 років тому +2

      wish he was still here

    • @alex_9949
      @alex_9949 6 років тому

      @RectalDiscourse really, this is all stuff u learn in freshmen philosophy classes

    • @marcdewey3848
      @marcdewey3848 6 років тому +4

      He was a fool!

  • @WooZIE997
    @WooZIE997 5 років тому +15

    Miss you George... My dad introduced me to George Carlin when i was 8 years old and i wouldn't have it any other way. We already are in a hell of our own creation. He knew this and tried to lead people to the truth..

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 4 роки тому +49

    This is probably the best comedy set George Carlin ever did.

    • @rembink
      @rembink 4 роки тому

      while he is burning right now, he disagrees with you and wishes he was not such a moron his entire life - oh well, to late for him. Unless you repent, when you die it will be too late for you as well

    • @rembink
      @rembink 4 роки тому +1

      @@kevinOneil6742 Galatians 1:8
      Read it and weep
      You haven't a clue what the bible actually says. Otherwise you would have said nothing. It helps to read all of it and to actually study it within context.
      "As I have loved you" He was speaking to the apostles - You should read Genesis where He says He regret making man.
      It is always easy to spot those who do not study scripture, they talk like you.

    • @LivingHe11
      @LivingHe11 3 роки тому +8

      @@rembink your religion like all religions can not pass the two word test. Prove It.

    • @pepper419
      @pepper419 Рік тому

      @@rembink What you mean, like: Let there be light on day one. And the Sun, the Moon and the Stars only being created on day four? Really, grow up.

    • @pepper419
      @pepper419 Рік тому

      Comedy? No... this wat a factual lecture. 😅

  • @JD-yt8zh
    @JD-yt8zh 4 роки тому +12

    I would have loved to have seen George and Christopher Hitchens having a chat. Would have been great. Miss them both,

  • @ernesthendrickson7379
    @ernesthendrickson7379 7 років тому +249

    Carlin was always a genius...

    • @joesadajr5272
      @joesadajr5272 6 років тому +1

      Ernest Hendrickson Yes he was indefinitely..agreed.

    • @brandonthrasherexodus
      @brandonthrasherexodus 6 років тому +3

      KellyAnn McGregor hes a comedian dumbass lol

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 6 років тому +4

      KellyAnn McGregor
      Dumb Christian: The lord is my shepherd
      Smart Atheist: If you need a shepherd then you are a SHEEP

    • @SloodermanSloodin
      @SloodermanSloodin 6 років тому

      Brandon Bohn hahhahaha lol comedians can’t be ignorant lol.

  • @Se0420_
    @Se0420_ 5 років тому +31

    This man was a jewel. I’m 19 and i just discovered GC. This guy is amazing. Can’t stop watching him.

    • @barryetherton4889
      @barryetherton4889 5 років тому +1

      You will learn a lot from Geoge, I am a 64 year old man and I have.

    • @Se0420_
      @Se0420_ 5 років тому

      He’s using comedy to look you directly in the face and tell you the TRUTH. Sadly many of us just laugh and continue to march to beat of the drums.

    • @karimkopra
      @karimkopra 4 роки тому

      @@Se0420_
      that`s pure "comedy" hate speech
      he is not telling the truth he is telling his own opinion
      when u say the question and u already have the answer in ur head and say only half of it not the full the answer then this just hate/racist speech
      when u talk about hell "specific" and put the effort to draw the image and give examples and when its time to talk about heaven u refuse to even mention it
      then u have an agenda .
      *
      when u generalize and say all "religion" but in fact ur talking only about the "bible" and u did`t read any other book then we have a problem be cause that simply u say all he books in this world r stupid be cause i read this 1 book in my hand
      generalize = racist
      but sure .....its "FFF n EEE"
      and now went from generalize to specific all over again to give examples about wars that happened be cause god and religion now its very clear that again he is throwing half of the truth and mixing every thing
      *
      what i know is if i hold a book in my hand and i don`t like this book
      i will go and read another book . that`s what people who seek the truth do
      they compare they put the ego and the feelings away and use there brain
      they go to quran or try to know more about buddha to know more about others
      *
      but the people who enter an ego war they will twist any thing to win
      and they will say in the end something like come one kill me now show me ur mighty power
      he is not the first and he will not be the last and in the end they all lose
      and what`s make me sad that every thing he said already got an answer in videos on u tube so its really lame its really stupid to have some one like
      zakir naik and u still have questions with half an answer

  • @ivancauchi860
    @ivancauchi860 6 років тому +307

    This guy is absolutely right in every word he said

    • @Azishome
      @Azishome 6 років тому +2

      +Ivan Cauchi, ask him today how right he was. Oh, wait. It's too late.

    • @SoundMind.
      @SoundMind. 6 років тому +2

      Cegesh you sure

    • @dguerra12
      @dguerra12 6 років тому

      9 The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward [a]us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance.
      The Day of the Lord
      10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be [b]burned up. 2 Peter 3:9-10 :)

    • @isaiahaskew5753
      @isaiahaskew5753 6 років тому

      What is Happening nope. He doesn’t know God

    • @earthnotaglobe8472
      @earthnotaglobe8472 6 років тому

      +David Guerra save your bible verses for the sleep. Your religion will soon be extinct.

  • @mred7924
    @mred7924 4 роки тому +18

    Carlin would be remembered as a man who made us laugh with such style and use of a language that otherwise would be offensive for many - He mastered the way to tackle down the issues being around for centuries if not millenniums - RIP>

  • @KillberZomL4D42494
    @KillberZomL4D42494 6 років тому +741

    I was a Christian for 20 years, I'm happy to have waken up to all the bullshits, 20 years of regrets, becoming an Atheist just made me more happy.

    • @davidbarker5823
      @davidbarker5823 6 років тому +43

      Lol, "just made me more happy" yep the devil knows how to party, good luck with him at the ol death bed

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 6 років тому +76

      Moonshine Buck And you're butthurt about that? Why do you care to whatever I post, internet is a free world where as religion is a prison.

    • @jamilyasterling5155
      @jamilyasterling5155 6 років тому +26

      Jesus still loves you never let ppl make your heart turn on him nobody's perfect on earth that's why he had to come save us. I don't know the bible like that I just personally know he got me out of a lot of trouble when face with it. He was the only one who awnsered my calls

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 6 років тому +35

      Jamilya Sterling How could a fairytale book character love? Stop with the delusion already.

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 6 років тому +35

      Moonshine Buck You don't give a fuck? But here you are replying and getting butthurt again. No, I don't feel like a tough person now, I just feel free and there's nothing wrong with that. You guys are crazy about some ex-christians turning atheists, just let us be and go continue believing and whatever you want to believe, i know the number of people turning their back on religion are getting higher, I'm from a super religious country, Philippines but to tell you, I'm surprised to have met lots of ex-christians now atheists or agnostics, the churches are alarmed about it because their source of money is getting few. There are now christians busking on our streets here in my city and trying to get money, they're not doing it before, I guess their source of money is low now hahaha. Religion is worldwide business to start with and you guys can't accept it.

  • @Giggiyygoo
    @Giggiyygoo 6 років тому +19

    Saw him live at the old stardust casino in Vegas back in 2005. I was 21 back then, and ashamed to say that I didn't appreciate him then. Not old enough to appreciate the truth bombs he was dropping left and right. But, at least I can say I saw him, and now there's UA-cam where I can watch my favorite comedian of all time.

  • @mobetta2092
    @mobetta2092 4 роки тому +30

    The Creator gives you a brain to process information for the purpose of applying logic and reasoning. It would be extremely counterproductive/hypocritical for the same Creator to punish you for using those same tools to recognize that the religious angles don't add up.

  • @LarryThePhotoGuy
    @LarryThePhotoGuy 4 роки тому +5

    Socially Impaired Well done! I've seen several "George Carlin on religion" compilations. You guys are best of show! You actually listened and added all the 2's together and got George's 4's. Thanks!

  • @anuraglamichhane1733
    @anuraglamichhane1733 5 років тому +70

    "Joe Pesci gets things done" 😂😂😂 oh my! This guy is out of this World.

    • @SweetGinRickey
      @SweetGinRickey 5 років тому +4

      anurag lamichhane "It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."

    • @BohoStitcher
      @BohoStitcher 5 років тому +3

      I miss George.
      He is responsible for many people "waking up" in this world.
      I really wish he was still around.

    • @anuraglamichhane1733
      @anuraglamichhane1733 5 років тому +2

      @@BohoStitcher Same here😁.you have a really sweet name Maya.

    • @BohoStitcher
      @BohoStitcher 5 років тому +2

      @@anuraglamichhane1733 thanks very much. 😊

  • @larrydong5746
    @larrydong5746 5 років тому +250

    I got an advertisement for a Christian college. How perfect

    • @sleptwarrior6604
      @sleptwarrior6604 5 років тому +4

      _First of all, (because of) the UA-cam algorithm._

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 років тому

      Did you wipe your ass with it?

    • @patriciabusch4599
      @patriciabusch4599 5 років тому +1

      Lol that was to try to distract you. Terrible.

    • @aislingteahan3459
      @aislingteahan3459 5 років тому +1

      I got an ad for an online bible 😂

    • @gordongordon98
      @gordongordon98 5 років тому

      Patricia Busch Hey Patricia, get that hair done by Saturday

  • @Some0neSomewhere
    @Some0neSomewhere 6 років тому +980

    2.4k down votes LOL Let me guess which group might do that...

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking 6 років тому +1

      😂🤣😂

    • @Abby_Sciuto
      @Abby_Sciuto 6 років тому +28

      @@glamempire I think it's to bypass the copyright claim shit since it's edited and not the full picture.

    • @Rasarel
      @Rasarel 6 років тому +15

      The sun actually loves you, unlike all the hypocritical motherfuckers every Sunday in the church.

    • @Some0neSomewhere
      @Some0neSomewhere 6 років тому +5

      @@glamempire Yeah the overlay is garbage for sure.

    • @thelaughingfoxx
      @thelaughingfoxx 6 років тому +1

      Ondrej Pazdernik well put! 😂👏

  • @hypnodrew1593
    @hypnodrew1593 Рік тому +15

    "If there is a god, may he strike me dead."
    Joe rest your soul, George.✝️