I bet Snow White is gonna be insufferable & full of deus-ex-machina. I feel like I'm gonna root for The Evil Queen because she's gonna be a character that's "misunderstood" & not evil, just like Captain Hook. Also nowadays, we can't put a woman against another woman by making one good & the other evil because of "fEMaLe EmPoWeRmEnT."😒
I am A woman and I happen to find Protective men attractive so seeing a guy saving a woman he loves makes me happy. Now they make too many "Empowered Women" who are always angry and sassy and I can't relate to ANY of them because i'm not Angry at the world, and I am a very soft spoken person.
You know, thinking about it, a younger Gal Gadot or another Jewish actress would have made a perfect Snow White, just to make a statement about reconciliation. But I guess that would fly over the heads of the "modern audience".
song of the South was a collection of fairy tales from Africa the slaves would use them to keep their culture alive something the slave owners hated then the liberals went and finished the slave owners' job and killed it now they are changing our fairy tales to them kinda like forcing our culture on them
Well, with the utmost respect as someone who was born in America, lived in Scotland most of his adult life and then lived in Germany for years it would take him Days just to get to the grocery store with that accent, but I appreciate that effort. Tbh I think all German bus drivers are trolls plain and simple. They are always on time though 😉
What's even funnier than the literal payoff of the "German folktale describes her thus..." is the fact that Critical Drinker's tone of voice ALWAYS sounds like he's speaking German. Harsh, direct, no nonsense. LOL
To me, the fact Disney is willing to now change "destroy" their holy grail of animated movies just shows nothing is sacred to them anymore. It's a true sign if any that this isn't the Disney people grew up with, but a changeling trying to convince you it is.
Ty, you are so right. It’s gotten to the point where it’s just foolish and ridiculous. No one is angry at Disney anymore just sad that they let these losers destroy their brand.
What I think is an interesting question is if there was a princess called Onyx Black would they have still gotten Rachel Zegler or a black actress? When the inevitable remake of Princess and the Frog happens will Tiana be asian, hispanic or black?
Nah. This is just another example of academia-certified, nuevo-generational "store-bought" Disney administration trying to tell us that WALTER DISNEY was full of Snow Scheisse, and that the sun actually sets in the east. What freakin' arrogance.
I've read or heard that phrase a number of times. But somehow I don't understand it. I'm German and my English isn't the best. "Don't need a Man", or "Do need no Man", I would understand, but "I don't need no man". I don't understand. The "don't" is a negation, "do not need it" And the "No Men". Also a negation. Now that's two negations in one sentence. The rule is that two negations cancel each other out. So the sentence "I don't need no man" actually means "I do need a man".
@@ischmidt Ahh! Thanks 😃 In German we "rather" don't know this kind of doubled negativity. We tend to use other methods to increase negativity with words. On the other hand, we enjoy hiding positive answers in two negatives (I think we Germans are masters at seeing negatives). That's why I was rather confused about this "Don't need no man." Is simply a cultural difference in dealing with words. 🙃
What's crazy is the outfits would likely look better if they weren't spending so much on CGI that likely won't look much better than the train scene in the dial of dysentery
The same group that defends these craptackular movies will then complain that they cannot find a good man. Almost as if there is a cause and effect in culture, or something.....
little fun fact about lions. Yes the male lion is the one who protects the pride. however, it is the female lions who does all the work, like litrally. in fact if the lionesses consider the their male lion unfit to lead. they kick him out. theres also the fact that if the lion is defeated against a stronger one, his cubs are killed off strait up.
The first time I remember hearing the scream for the first time was in Starcraft when you clicked on the Terran Academy. It's were they gene forged and indoctrinated Terran Marines.
6:45 Honestly, it wouldve been neat if they did an African version of the same folk tale. I mean, lets be honest, there are so many variations of the same tale, that it couldve led to some interesting retelling while being more diverse.
That's the thing. It can be done, but it takes work and effort and dedication. Realistically, because the stories appeal to all people, that's why every culture makes their own stories based on these fairytales.
I expect shareholders to seek legal recourse at some point, because intentionally making losses is a betrayal of fiduciary commitments by these leaders. They clearly are destroying the business for a political agenda, but they don’t actually have the right to do that when it’s other people’s retirement accounts funding their crusades.
Disney has devalued all of their assets at this point: the movie business, the theme parks, the cruise line, Disney Plus, Marvel, Lucasfilm, Disney Animation, Pixar, you name it. If it's not deliberate, it's incompetence on an epic scale.
4:53 aaaaand if you’d just like to look over here folks, you can see the Rings of Power, being viciously torn to shreds by Amazon Prime because Tolkien’s descendant sold the rights in attempt to “break out of JRRTolkien’s shadow” and prove that he didn’t need the family name despite being a profoundly mediocre writer…
The wokeness is so extreem that these movies enter the realm of spaceballs and scary movie. They actually start to make comedy around their own agenda even if they do not intent it.
The Texas Renaissance festival is the one you want to go to, but I agree with tyrone about ren fest being a good spot to find a love story, everyone is just in a good mood and looking for something to remember..and if the festival has camping grounds then for get about it you gonna get sum, things can get wild at ren fest
I remember an episode of Gargoyles where the main characters end up in Nigeria and encounter leopard skinwalkers and Anansi the spider. 90s Disney did diversity way better.
Agreed. Plus, Christopher Robin is it not really a remake, it's a sequel. I think if you were to put all the Winnie the Pooh movies that Disney has ever made lined up against each other Christopher Robin feels like the big finale too all of them, and it ends on a high note with that one. Great film.
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I as a German am mildly pissed about Disney disrespecting our fairytales
there is no question that it is motivated by ethnic hatred. It's become impossible to ignore.
A mildly pissed German? Look out, Poland and France.
Did you enjoy the original Disney cartoon and how it completely destroyed the source material?
@Radical_Induction hahaha spot on.
@@Drakengard65 No, not 'spot on', You are not thinking.
I love when the evil queen started saying "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most gender diverse of them all?"
This is truly gonna be the movie of all time
I just thought of this because Gadot is hotter than the Colombian. The mirror received ESG race quotas.
Best comment chain I've ever seen
omg 💀
Thats pretty cold man. I like it!
Hilarious that the movie is being remade with Snow White being a narcissist when that is what the evil queen is supposed to represent.
Hit the nail on the head with this one.
Yeah, her and Trump.
Snow turd and kamala harris.
I bet Snow White is gonna be insufferable & full of deus-ex-machina. I feel like I'm gonna root for The Evil Queen because she's gonna be a character that's "misunderstood" & not evil, just like Captain Hook.
Also nowadays, we can't put a woman against another woman by making one good & the other evil because of "fEMaLe EmPoWeRmEnT."😒
I know, and the evil queen is Gal Gadot, a perfect Snow White if ever there was one.
I am A woman and I happen to find Protective men attractive so seeing a guy saving a woman he loves makes me happy.
Now they make too many "Empowered Women" who are always angry and sassy and I can't relate to ANY of them because i'm not Angry at the world, and I am a very soft spoken person.
lol they' trying to turn you and all women into dikey-wikey lesbos XD
when not even women can have eye-candy for themselves, eh?
As a fellow quite spoken individual I can relate, who are these modern women their “empowering” because I sure don’t know any.
@@Rar830 you don't know enough women
Same here
The reality of men caring about women is always a good thing.
Galdot Awkwardly not wanting to be there was a gem
You know, thinking about it, a younger Gal Gadot or another Jewish actress would have made a perfect Snow White, just to make a statement about reconciliation.
But I guess that would fly over the heads of the "modern audience".
@@scratchy996 Zegler is Jewish.
Yep. That head turn was funny
If I'm a Disney shareholder, I'm starting to push towards the idea of suing the board for deliberately sabotaging the business.
Snow Latina and the Seven Halfling Hipsters.
Nieve blanca 😂😂
*Latinx
@@juanplazas4593😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@juanplazas4593 dumbest word I've ever seen. Latinos and Latinas do not claim this word
Wouldn't it be poetic for Snow White to be the movie that started the business and for Snow White to be the one that ended it?
Let's hope. Down with the Mouse!
"It's like a circle, you know? It rhymes."
There has GOT to be at least ONE African fairy tale out there somewhere, just waiting, SCREAMING to be adapted into an animated film.
That a creatively void super corp is willing to take a chance on?
What does Africa have to do with this? WTF
song of the South was a collection of fairy tales from Africa the slaves would use them to keep their culture alive something the slave owners hated then the liberals went and finished the slave owners' job and killed it now they are changing our fairy tales to them kinda like forcing our culture on them
@@NavAK_86 Where are you from?
Onyx Black and the Seven Unfriendly Cannibals?
7:55 Gal Gadot thoughts to herself....."Don't say anything, don't roll your eyes, think of the paycheck.... just think of the paycheck!" 😂
Critical Drinker speaking in German was really good.
Sehr Gut !!
@@joshuahenderson3444He is. So?
Haut weiß wie Schnee... Das ist einfach nur noch lächerlich was Disney da macht.
Well, with the utmost respect as someone who was born in America, lived in Scotland most of his adult life and then lived in Germany for years it would take him Days just to get to the grocery store with that accent, but I appreciate that effort.
Tbh I think all German bus drivers are trolls plain and simple.
They are always on time though 😉
What's even funnier than the literal payoff of the "German folktale describes her thus..." is the fact that Critical Drinker's tone of voice ALWAYS sounds like he's speaking German. Harsh, direct, no nonsense. LOL
"Go to a renaissance fair and tell me you can't find someone."
That was unexpectedly uplifting.
I love that Critical Drinker just started reading the description of Snow White from the folklore story in German. Now that's dedication.
In world domineering terms
@@JoshuaGold1😂😂😂 love his reviews
To me, the fact Disney is willing to now change "destroy" their holy grail of animated movies just shows nothing is sacred to them anymore. It's a true sign if any that this isn't the Disney people grew up with, but a changeling trying to convince you it is.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”
Walt Disney straight rolling in his cryo sleep from this atrocity.
Cryo sleep? More like his urn will explode in rage with the force of a thermonuclear device
@@NavAK_86Nahhh
@@NavAK_86No, he was very much on the RW although he got on with Eisenstein.
Disney's problem with these remakes:
1. Don't capture same magic as the cartoon version
2. Just cash grabs, no originality at all.
3. Updated for the "modern audience"
4. Pushing political agenda
The problem is they think race swapping and adding feminism to everything makes it new and original.
Wace war - wake up
Cinderella was the only exception.
I love that Gal Gadot " What the f@ck am I doing here?" moment
You go and tear apart the nuclear family Disney - the state loves you.
Get over yourself.
I can’t wait to see how this all goes when they choose to do “Princess & the Frog “
Disney staff announcement; “Self destruct program activated. You now have fifteen months to reach minimum safe distance”.
"You don't need 15 inches." The realest Tyrone quote of 2023.
But i wanna be taller
I hope not.
I enjoy watching the lead actress' interview and seeing Gal trying to slide out of frame.
The dwarfs don't even look like dwarfs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because Peter Dinklage didn’t want Disney to misrepresent people that has dwarfism
But a chick with a peenus does, right?
@@alejandroangel998Dinklage is blocking other LP from taking the spotlight from him. He is such a hypocrite
@@ae86takumi that’s my exact same thought
@@ae86takumiand I just praised his voice performance as Scourge in Transformers ROTB
Ty, you are so right. It’s gotten to the point where it’s just foolish and ridiculous. No one is angry at Disney anymore just sad that they let these losers destroy their brand.
It's called "the Howie Scream". It's just a stock scream that has been used in lots of stuff!
I remember it most from when clicking on the Terran Acadamy in StarCraft.
@@gpeasel i always wanted to know wtf where they doing in the terran academy like seriously wtf
Isn't it also used in Half-Life 2?
@@waynebutane1338 I only know it from half life 2 myself, lol
The Howie Scream also sounds like a TIE Fighter from Star Wars.
I don’t know what’s more funny. Drinker? Or Tyrone laughing at Drinker 😂
What I think is an interesting question is if there was a princess called Onyx Black would they have still gotten Rachel Zegler or a black actress?
When the inevitable remake of Princess and the Frog happens will Tiana be asian, hispanic or black?
I'm waiting for Tarzan to be black.
@@MrE03-f6d Tarban
@@tygur23Jesus comes in different flavors depending on the country. There's an Asian Jesus, a Black Jesus, a Middle Eastern Jesus, etc.
Brown Sludge & the Alphabet Gang
@@tygur23 1 character, different interpretations.
Gal Gadot is thinking: "This is worse than WW84. Why does this keep happening to me?"
At this point I honestly think Disney are trolling themselves.
Nah. This is just another example of academia-certified, nuevo-generational "store-bought" Disney administration trying to tell us that WALTER DISNEY was full of Snow Scheisse, and that the sun actually sets in the east. What freakin' arrogance.
His Trump impressions are better than all of Disneys remakes 😂
I think it’s pretty fitting that one of Disney’s first films is remade at the tail end of the companies lifespan
Disney is so big they can survive longer than you
@@MultiLimpet sad but true...
They won't stop until they've destroyed all the classics.
Peter Dinklage getting offended by the 7 dwarves is like gym bros getting offended that ogres are depicted as mindless buffed baffoons in animations.
You liked me with that “ I don’t need no man, get out the way” lmfao had to rewatch that 20 times
I've read or heard that phrase a number of times. But somehow I don't understand it. I'm German and my English isn't the best.
"Don't need a Man", or
"Do need no Man", I would understand, but
"I don't need no man". I don't understand.
The "don't" is a negation, "do not need it"
And the "No Men". Also a negation.
Now that's two negations in one sentence. The rule is that two negations cancel each other out.
So the sentence "I don't need no man" actually means "I do need a man".
@@sarahnachtrose In regular on-the-street English, people sometimes use two negatives to emphasize the negative even though it's incorrect grammar.
@@ischmidt Ahh! Thanks 😃
In German we "rather" don't know this kind of doubled negativity. We tend to use other methods to increase negativity with words.
On the other hand, we enjoy hiding positive answers in two negatives (I think we Germans are masters at seeing negatives).
That's why I was rather confused about this "Don't need no man." Is simply a cultural difference in dealing with words. 🙃
It's definitely intentional. It's so simple to fix, but they refuse
The seven "vertically challenged" people looked like they perform for the Society of Creative Anachronisms.
Low rent 💵 🌳 weekend Hobbits at an unauthorized LOTR convention...
I liked the part where Snow White said “It’s snowin’ time”, and then snowed all over the place
Truly one of all time.
I didn't know Snow white was trans.
Morbin time
It was certainly a moment in the film
It certainly has the potential to be the next Morbius.
One of the films of all time.
"Time to snow!"
I was 99% done with Disney. Now, I am 1000% done with Disney.
Yeah, sure.
Im 100,000
That was a perfect analogy about the billionaire father and later generations destroying his legacy. ✨
Disney out here def. displaying the "fail son" vibe for sure.
Scuttlebutt is still painful, even for five seconds. RIP parents.
I really hope people just start commenting "You dont need 15 inches" to Disney.
*"I don't need no man"*
Genre of movies
I can't stop watching where you said they looked like a bunch of nerds at a renaissance festival!!! That was GOLD! THANK YOU!!
The scream comes from the 90's and I always referred to it as the Howie Long death yell from Broken Arrow.
I actually sat back when you pointed at the camera telling us about not being able to find love 😂😂😂😂
Snow white looks like a mexican birthday custom party
Twist: Loyal employee Kennedy intentionally drives down Lucasfilm's value, and George buys it back for $1 billion after having sold it for $4 billion.
I pray that this happens
Snow off white and the 7 checklist companions 😂
What's crazy is the outfits would likely look better if they weren't spending so much on CGI that likely won't look much better than the train scene in the dial of dysentery
The same group that defends these craptackular movies will then complain that they cannot find a good man.
Almost as if there is a cause and effect in culture, or something.....
little fun fact about lions. Yes the male lion is the one who protects the pride. however, it is the female lions who does all the work, like litrally. in fact if the lionesses consider the their male lion unfit to lead. they kick him out. theres also the fact that if the lion is defeated against a stronger one, his cubs are killed off strait up.
The first time I remember hearing the scream for the first time was in Starcraft when you clicked on the Terran Academy. It's were they gene forged and indoctrinated Terran Marines.
"Sand Brown and The Seven Other People" They changed every part of the description of the story!
"We saw the man behind the curtain." Yeah dude, because the curtain bloody FELL DOWN, rofl! XD
Doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome is literally the definition of insane
That scream is called the Howie scream from the movie named The Ninth Configuration.
That scream is know as the Howie scream , it originated from the 1980 movie The Ninth Configuration
They turned Snow White and the 7 dwarves into Yolanda and the Homies
The dwarfs look like some people who wanted to dress up like pirates for Halloween and bought their costumes at a thrift store 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet they are hoping one woke movie sticks so they can point fingers and go HA!! We told you it would work.
this is close
The 7 dwarfs were miners, not minors.
There's a reason why they are all short and are tired when they get home.
I could see why Disney would make that mistake
scream at 2:17 its the Howie Scream
I agree. They most be trying to destroy themselves. I don't get it for sure. I was born in 1976, and I'm also in absolute disbelief.
9:16 glad I'm not the only one with this reflex 😂
17:20 damm i was about to give up on romantic pursuits and Tyrone just pull me back and give me some hope
Did they just get their garbs from a local flea market? 😆
Drinker’s German is priceless 😂😂
😬
His accent is a bit off. Someone tell him "Schnee" is pronounced "shneh" not "shnee" in English spelling.
The Soundeffect is called "Wilhelm Scream", and is used in Movies since 1951.
Caramel Brown and the Seven Hippies
It's the famous Wilhelm scream. Nobody knows who the person is who recorded it
"caramel brown and the seven diverse villagers"
I love one of the comments on Drinker's video. It says, "Disney used to touch our heart. Now, Disney just touched us inappropriately."
Caramel Brown N The 7 Folks😂
I love you bringing up lions. At least animals still understand reality lol.
1. The Disney villains are trying to be the heroes and it's backfiring hilariously
2. Nice pep talk at 17:00 there, Ty 😂🤟
Not at all, Disney's "Descendents" did very well, and Maleficent had two box-office successes also.
1:46: Vince McMahon’s “Lethal Dose of Poison” promo from back during the WCW Invasion. 😂
6:45 Honestly, it wouldve been neat if they did an African version of the same folk tale. I mean, lets be honest, there are so many variations of the same tale, that it couldve led to some interesting retelling while being more diverse.
What if they did a white version of "Roots" where white people were the slaves and black people were the slave drivers
That's the thing. It can be done, but it takes work and effort and dedication. Realistically, because the stories appeal to all people, that's why every culture makes their own stories based on these fairytales.
Id love to see lesser known fairy tales from other parts of the world turned into Disney movies, easy solution!
15:21 🤣😂🤣🤣 I just can’t get over the laugh 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The modern world can be represented in movies that take place in modern times
Fun Fact, those "Turkey Legs" at Ren Fests are actually Emu legs~
And the soft drinks at Medieval Times is herbal sparkling water...
I expect shareholders to seek legal recourse at some point, because intentionally making losses is a betrayal of fiduciary commitments by these leaders. They clearly are destroying the business for a political agenda, but they don’t actually have the right to do that when it’s other people’s retirement accounts funding their crusades.
Disney has devalued all of their assets at this point: the movie business, the theme parks, the cruise line, Disney Plus, Marvel, Lucasfilm, Disney Animation, Pixar, you name it. If it's not deliberate, it's incompetence on an epic scale.
It's called E.S.G.
2:32 all I know is that the Wilhelm Scream isn't the only stock scream movies use, this one is another one of them.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” JRR Tolkien
17:43...Tyrone, I couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂😂
I’m done with Modern Disney! Classic Disney I will still stick around for, but modern, YIKES!?!
4:53 aaaaand if you’d just like to look over here folks, you can see the Rings of Power, being viciously torn to shreds by Amazon Prime because Tolkien’s descendant sold the rights in attempt to “break out of JRRTolkien’s shadow” and prove that he didn’t need the family name despite being a profoundly mediocre writer…
The wokeness is so extreem that these movies enter the realm of spaceballs and scary movie. They actually start to make comedy around their own agenda even if they do not intent it.
The Texas Renaissance festival is the one you want to go to, but I agree with tyrone about ren fest being a good spot to find a love story, everyone is just in a good mood and looking for something to remember..and if the festival has camping grounds then for get about it you gonna get sum, things can get wild at ren fest
The pep talk for lonelyhearts at 16:46 was amazing
No wonder why I love The Boys Season 3, literally what Disney is depicted right now LMFAOO
Tyrone you know damn well why they wouldn't making Mulan white 😂☠️
That go away now at the end I felt that 😂
Clnderella will be Black in the new Disney Reboot. Just let that sink in
Didn’t they already do that with Brandy as Cinderella?
They already did that in 1997.
Black Cinderella, black Whitney Houston Fairy Godmother, and a Filipino Prince Charming.
They will make her black and the evil stepsisters and stepmother white and southern.
Yep, because Disney hates white blondes nowadays…
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the most diverse crew of them all?"
I caught myself agreeing and talking to Tyrone so much in this vid like he can hear me 😂
"I swear that chic looks like Channing Tatom"....that was the greatest randomly hilarious off hand comment ive heard in years!
I remember an episode of Gargoyles where the main characters end up in Nigeria and encounter leopard skinwalkers and Anansi the spider. 90s Disney did diversity way better.
The biggest problem is Dwarves, in fantasy, are NOT HUMAN! They are a completely different species, just like Elves.
Thank God they didn’t make black panther white 😂😂
That wouldn't make sense because bps from Africa. And is that all yall use is black panther? What about blade, cyborg, storm, or falcon
@@Mr.Panther2320 same sentiments apply. Static, black lightning, isom
Jim Carrey for black Panther 3
Great video mate, common sense on display all the best from the UK
I actually enjoyed the Christopher Robin movie, and the message about not abandoning your childhood self
I agree! It was enjoyable
Yeah, that one was really well done. There was another movie they made called "Saving Mr. Bank" and looked like a love letter to Walt Disney
Agreed. Plus, Christopher Robin is it not really a remake, it's a sequel.
I think if you were to put all the Winnie the Pooh movies that Disney has ever made lined up against each other Christopher Robin feels like the big finale too all of them, and it ends on a high note with that one. Great film.