The Critical Drinker - The Little Mermaid - Absolute Bilge - Reaction! 🤣

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @chrissymc886
    @chrissymc886 Рік тому +353

    Eric saving Ariel from Ursula was pivitol for King Triton's view of Eric. It made him see that perhaps he was wrong about judging all human beings as evil and that if his daughter can fall in love with one and he loves her back, then he starts to change his viewpoint.

    • @goofygrandlouis6296
      @goofygrandlouis6296 Рік тому +2

      🚨Patriarchy Alert !! 🚨
      Please arrest this "Chris" and send him to the gallows !

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 Рік тому +72

      Not to mention, it also calls back to the time Ariel had saved his life earlier.

    • @darkglass1
      @darkglass1 Рік тому

      Yeah, it’s almost like diversity-hire writers struggle to understand plot, character, and setting when raping classics to cater to a “modern audience (c)”

    • @David-bb7mt
      @David-bb7mt Рік тому +23

      Approval of your father-in-law, STILL relateable to a lot of traditional guys now....but not this version

    • @darkwolfe6286
      @darkwolfe6286 Рік тому +27

      ​@@David-bb7mt That's because Disney don't need no man, eh wait yes they do when it comes to buying those tickets 🤨

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +347

    Disney: *makes another soulless remake*
    Everyone: "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"

    • @sowianskiwojownik5973
      @sowianskiwojownik5973 Рік тому +49

      Disney: "I love the young people" (Literally)

    • @user-sn1hi7my7x
      @user-sn1hi7my7x Рік тому +21

      @@sowianskiwojownik5973 Burn!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kurama386able
      @kurama386able Рік тому +5

      Perfect comparison 🤣🤣

    • @Caalv4
      @Caalv4 Рік тому +1

      The perfect comment burn.🤣🍺

    • @ShadySliver17
      @ShadySliver17 Рік тому +1

      @@sowianskiwojownik5973 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arookun
    @Arookun Рік тому +85

    That part about how nowaday no woman can be saved by a man anymore was so beautiful and true. Even the Mario movie suffered from this cursed rule. You know, the same Mario who's been saving the princess since the 80's xD

    • @donaldpowell6725
      @donaldpowell6725 Рік тому +12

      Yea, it went left field on that one. It's call the Mario Brothers, not the princess and toad.

    • @Nintendofan781
      @Nintendofan781 Рік тому +11

      difference is the narrative was straight on point for mario. at least it stayed true to the characters where little mermaid wasn't.

    • @lukewalken1316
      @lukewalken1316 Рік тому +1

      Reality says otherwise

  • @razenhell6514
    @razenhell6514 Рік тому +48

    Once Ghostbusters 2016 came out I sort of knew this would be a bonafide downward spiral trend for modern movies.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +221

    Critical Drinker's best catchphrase: "Anyway, that's all I got for today. GO AWAY NOW!"

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 Рік тому +188

    I’m more excited to see the Drinker rip into Dial of Destiny than actually watching the movie.

  • @letsgetadamreviews
    @letsgetadamreviews Рік тому +31

    Tyrone and The Drinker both make me laugh by themselves. Together, they crack me up.

  • @ashleylaflor22
    @ashleylaflor22 Рік тому +39

    Loved this reaction, every time he talks about “girl bosses” it cracks me up 😂

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 Рік тому +158

    I watched the original yesterday and it is amazing how well it holds up. I refuse to give this movie any money or attention because what Disney is doing is cultural vandalism with these remakes. Strong words but when you consider that the Little Mermaid original movie was the first movie of the Disney renaissance; it’s importance is second only to Snow White in terms of helping shape Disney. And for them to arrogantly decide they can remake it, disgusting and disgraceful.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 Рік тому +13

      Not as long as Iger is in charge.

    • @alexthomas7555
      @alexthomas7555 Рік тому +8

      Iger is the founder of this nonesences

    • @lukewalken1316
      @lukewalken1316 Рік тому +4

      ​@@alexthomas7555And he wants to fire KK. He's the one that allowed KK to destroy SW

    • @_the_little_mermaid_
      @_the_little_mermaid_ Рік тому +1

      SAY IT LOUDER 🔊🔊🔊🔥

  • @moxxiedemongamer3019
    @moxxiedemongamer3019 Рік тому +117

    at least The Critical Drinker's review for The Little Mermaid is more entertaining then watching the actual movie

  • @quiett6191
    @quiett6191 Рік тому +21

    9:09 As a person whose been around real life crabs, I find Sabastian in this film to be nightmare fuel.

  • @baselkhadem3441
    @baselkhadem3441 Рік тому +42

    " I hope he doesn't like it" you like spicy reviews..

  • @Jackrost01
    @Jackrost01 Рік тому +8

    I wonder why Drinker don't mention that King have daughters that all have different race. This King have a lot of "expirience" if you think about it

  • @noahangkotta8275
    @noahangkotta8275 Рік тому +19

    My ears are bleeding after hearing that rap song from Awakafina

  • @dantespicysausage9615
    @dantespicysausage9615 Рік тому +50

    I love critical drinker, he doesn't give two shiny shiz nuggets about your feelings when it comes to ridiculous trash

  • @lynxoffinland
    @lynxoffinland Рік тому +12

    I would have loved it if Disney took DANISH representation in this version seriously and put it in good use. Maybe make a whole another animated - but lifelike version, and bring the actual statue of the little mermaid in Denmark alive. Spice the setting with 1800's danish fairytale vibes and pair is with views of the danish coast and the magic of the sea itself. I would have turned it into a masterpiece, I tell ya :P

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +32

    I rather listen to Will Smith's Genie rap song than Awkwafina who did the Big Lipped Alligator Moment of a seagull rapping out of nowhere.
    At least it still Slaps.

  • @uahmed2042
    @uahmed2042 Рік тому +17

    Yeeesssss!! Love TCD reactions 😂🤣 I was absolutely creasing at the Akwafina part haha

  • @vinnynj78
    @vinnynj78 Рік тому +10

    Been waiting for this since Drinker's video came up in my feed

  • @how8132
    @how8132 Рік тому +12

    Who else watches Drinker reviews twice? Once on his channel then again on Tyrone 's?

  • @DanielCruz-ss7ep
    @DanielCruz-ss7ep Рік тому +13

    The only Disney movie I would want to see have a live action remake would be atlantis

    • @KaleRylan
      @KaleRylan Рік тому +2

      I think that one could work. It's crazy yes, but the people and the animals aren't crazy, which is the problem in so many of these. YOu have to make talking photo-realistic animals and so on. Stuff that just doesn't work. Atlantis you just need a sort of fun tropical indiana jones movie.

  • @AntsHumour6521
    @AntsHumour6521 Рік тому +19

    Snow white won't be so white in the upcoming movie...sadly this is official LOL

    • @charg1nmalaz0r51
      @charg1nmalaz0r51 Рік тому +7

      love to see them try and justify that one, the usual argument is that is doesnt matter and that its not important to the story. Whereas with snow white its pretty essential lol

    • @Skrappy202
      @Skrappy202 Рік тому +3

      😂😂 Say it ain't so!! Wtf is wrong with these people!

    • @AntsHumour6521
      @AntsHumour6521 Рік тому +3

      @@Skrappy202 Snow black...That sounds more accurate LOL

    • @RebelGaming4U
      @RebelGaming4U Рік тому

      Its Snow Latina now

    • @anthonydavis-cw4cm
      @anthonydavis-cw4cm Рік тому +1

      @@RebelGaming4U I don’t really see the problem with her being Latina since some white people claim Latinos as white people . And some Latinos also claim themselves as white people. So I mean can we really be mad at this .they just need to find a pale Latina😂🤣 but yea I seen the person they got playing as her and yea that girl ain’t pale at all 😂

  • @weirdchick257
    @weirdchick257 Рік тому +5

    Drinker is like Andersen the more he suffers the better he writes, lol.

  • @toodlescae
    @toodlescae Рік тому +10

    The crab they used for Sebastian isn't even an underwater crab for pete's sake.

  • @annakirshenbaum1458
    @annakirshenbaum1458 Рік тому +3

    The way people are mad about this remake, I was mad about the animation, which bastardized the original story. This Hollywood's creation shouldn't have a right to be called The Little Mermaid, because they changed the story too much.

  • @pdm881
    @pdm881 Рік тому +5

    You make a great point. If he hates it, you get a comedic take down. If he likes it, you get an incitful breakdown of what makes it work. Learn or laugh...the Drinker way.

  • @jpstarkiller2478
    @jpstarkiller2478 Рік тому +6

    I’ve been waiting for your review of his review all weekend!

  • @UndergroundZone
    @UndergroundZone Рік тому +8

    moral of this video......"thats what she said"

  • @coltphntm5721
    @coltphntm5721 Рік тому +1

    I think we all saw this coming from lightyears away.

  • @ayodraws2720
    @ayodraws2720 Рік тому +30

    We need an ID on Tatiana ASAP! 🤣

  • @DeathCluntch
    @DeathCluntch Рік тому +3

    0:28 Disney sink to depts 😂 Nice one

  • @robertdurant7934
    @robertdurant7934 Рік тому +3

    5:27….I’m not an expert in the properties of water but I’m pretty sure even with the most powerful light source you can’t cast a reflection of anything on the underside of the surface.

  • @jasonwiggins
    @jasonwiggins Рік тому +8

    No one is going to say anything about Hollywood needing to incorporate rap songs in movies with a black lead. Stereotypes.....

    • @moubalisalisa6317
      @moubalisalisa6317 Рік тому

      Lin Manuel Miranda is known for his raps.

    • @hughjanus2781
      @hughjanus2781 Рік тому +1

      How about we appreciate the differences in our cultures. That’s what makes us humans unique in the animal kingdom.

  • @thisplaceisntreality5385
    @thisplaceisntreality5385 Рік тому +7

    Pandering to people who hate you

  • @Darkgudda
    @Darkgudda Рік тому +10

    I feel like I have to save all the original animated Disney cartoons that were good, before they decide to get rid of them due to they do not add up to their modern world narrative. Then the next generation will only know of the remakes and not the originals.

  • @ignacioruiz-retegui6196
    @ignacioruiz-retegui6196 Рік тому +4

    Dude, Drinker's laugh after "the length" comment is hilarious and is even better followed by Tyrone's.

  • @chesareroach
    @chesareroach Рік тому +10

    Lol. This guy is hilarious 😂

  • @SolomonKane66
    @SolomonKane66 Рік тому +3

    They haven't learned yet and the same leasson has been taught to them several times. Maybe when a Chinese company buys them we might get good stuff. lol

  • @yannaedc5934
    @yannaedc5934 Рік тому +9

    Alright let's see it! Waited for this!

  • @alejandroangel998
    @alejandroangel998 Рік тому +9

    Adapting these movies and taking them out of their animated format takes away all the charm that can only be seen through animation.

  • @berliner0
    @berliner0 Рік тому +2

    Awesome video have a great week

  • @ethanforrester1998
    @ethanforrester1998 Рік тому +2

    I heard that Eric is adopted orphan in this movie.

  • @Ryan-ow5le
    @Ryan-ow5le Рік тому +3

    Just wait until the frozen remake 😂

  • @ramilantigua9734
    @ramilantigua9734 Рік тому +16

    I said thank god!!!! This is over And everyone laughed in the movie theater when Aquafina was done signing that song

  • @SuperBenathon
    @SuperBenathon Рік тому +6

    Just like Tatiana….ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @papawoody9597
    @papawoody9597 Рік тому +1

    When watching someone reacting to a guy shitting on your movie is more entertaining than your movie.

  • @theyfearme1379
    @theyfearme1379 Рік тому +18

    Gotta love the Drinker

  • @frenkieleran
    @frenkieleran Рік тому +2

    Cant wait for Hercules reboot

  • @smoothoperator3739
    @smoothoperator3739 Рік тому +6

    How is Eric's mother black and how in the World did Ariel get almost every race as sisters. Ariel is the Mulatto but has a full African sister lol

    • @blessanabey8386
      @blessanabey8386 Рік тому +2

      I guess you saw the film, It's like Witcher Blood origins they did that crap too, even if it's Fantasy and not Real life it looks so stupidly weird.

    • @miraculerlukanette8202
      @miraculerlukanette8202 Рік тому +1

      They made Erik adopted 💀 just So they can put Black people everywhere

    • @zuriyel5368
      @zuriyel5368 Рік тому

      @@blessanabey8386 I think it made more sense in Blood Origins than in the present time of Witcher. Bcos in Blood Origins you have 3 separate kingdoms - one white, one black and one Asian. In the present time of Witcher, every place is mixed.

  • @Breezy5768
    @Breezy5768 Рік тому +4

    Been waiting on this one 😂

  • @TheHighwayVideo
    @TheHighwayVideo Рік тому

    6:02 I knew you were gonna say that.

  • @shawnangel8146
    @shawnangel8146 Рік тому +5

    All they literally have to do is copy and paste from the cartoon. Idk what's so difficult about this

  • @susanoo250
    @susanoo250 Рік тому +1

    I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION🤣

  • @Grand-906
    @Grand-906 9 місяців тому

    6:02 nice😂

  • @shill1444
    @shill1444 Рік тому +6

    Choose the honest truth. Even if Ariel was a white girl with red hair, the film still wouldn't do good. That's just how people are now. It's cool to literally attack and Hate Everything

  • @robertayala82
    @robertayala82 Рік тому +10

    The drinker never fails!

  • @TwoWheelsGood-ym3st
    @TwoWheelsGood-ym3st Рік тому

    'I hope he doesn't like it'
    True 😂

  • @berliner0
    @berliner0 Рік тому +1

    Love will”s videos 🎉

  • @joe-ksterrr4421
    @joe-ksterrr4421 Рік тому +1

    Didn't hear much about race swapped Simba in the new lion king 😅 crazy how much can change in a few years

  • @Will008
    @Will008 Рік тому +5

    They watered down Prince Eric so much in this film. It was absolutely ridiculous.

  • @Edd25164605
    @Edd25164605 Рік тому +4

    ALL HAIL THE DRINKER!

  • @maazshaikh5996
    @maazshaikh5996 Рік тому +2

    @9:21 I nearly barfed at that smfh
    Exactly HOW are these tryhards in the acting industry again?

  • @Teatime7771
    @Teatime7771 Рік тому +2

    What makes me annoyed is when critics I like give positive reviews for this movie. Both Dan Murell and Jeremy Jahns gave this film a positive review.

  • @milkandcereal5473
    @milkandcereal5473 Рік тому +1

    Right on lion king. Might as well just take footage from NG and cgi some lip movement. The characters don’t have much character is what I’m saying.

  • @WARLORD626
    @WARLORD626 Рік тому

    My favorite Parody is when Jaden told CHAZZ WOKE IT UP WOKE IT UP.

  • @emperoroak7331
    @emperoroak7331 Рік тому +7

    I wanna know how Ariel father is white and Ariel is black , damnnn, that underwater king’s wife got something affair 😅

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 Рік тому +1

    Correction. All they needed to do, was take little mermaid off of dvd and disney plus for 5 years and rerelease it in theatres

  • @sithsaiyan4529
    @sithsaiyan4529 Рік тому

    Indeed, good sir.

  • @hadiyadavis2084
    @hadiyadavis2084 Рік тому

    The scuttle reference point too me out😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arnoldtettero8470
    @arnoldtettero8470 Рік тому +1

    Yup that basically the problem. They are trying to reinvent the wheel when their is already an perfectly good way to do it.
    They call this an remake, but it more like an complete reboot. As except for the names on the characters nothing really is the same.

  • @GalaxyOfBoltz
    @GalaxyOfBoltz Рік тому +8

    Drinker is the best 😂😂

  • @magnabaddelta-thriller5603
    @magnabaddelta-thriller5603 Рік тому +1

    Drinker reminds me of UrinatingTree 😂

  • @FredFukkinBear
    @FredFukkinBear Рік тому +1

    I like your laugh bro, it's contagious. 😂

  • @ronniesanchez4859
    @ronniesanchez4859 Рік тому +3

    Tyrone I too wonder if Critical Drinker likes or hates a new movie, and now it is the only upside to getting a new live action Disney remake...can't wait to see what he thinks of the Lilo & Stitch remake, or The Humpback of Notre Dame 😏

  • @Bulletking2k23
    @Bulletking2k23 Рік тому +1

    6:22

  • @Rinzler03ny
    @Rinzler03ny Рік тому +1

    The sign Disney is learning is when Kathleen Kennedy gets fired.

  • @2REALDNYGHT
    @2REALDNYGHT Рік тому +12

    I agree with the Critical Drinker especially the ship scene really annoyed me

  • @Pewpewpew182
    @Pewpewpew182 Рік тому +20

    He is 100% right with his review.
    The rap is the worst thing ever created!

  • @bugcatcherjacky1334
    @bugcatcherjacky1334 Рік тому +1

    If it helps any, the rap song sounded better in the german translation 😂

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 Рік тому +2

    According to latest reviews, most of the world hated this movie.

  • @subZero-ov1td
    @subZero-ov1td Рік тому +1

    I like when he says bars

  • @jeremyfitzgerald2674
    @jeremyfitzgerald2674 Рік тому

    Love watching the Drinker with you!!!

  • @123darkdeal
    @123darkdeal Рік тому

    My problem with the Lion King was that they cut the two funniest scenes from the animated movie. The Rafiki "in the past" scene and the Timon and Pumbaa dance (because it was offensive I guess).

  • @Guarnerz97
    @Guarnerz97 Рік тому +13

    I’ve said this for any live action remakes, I’ll stick to the original, especially if it’s a Disney title because they’ll straight up butcher it and make it woke. I’ll pass 😅

    • @victorvalandybernard7944
      @victorvalandybernard7944 Рік тому +3

      Everything is woke for anyways Whining because a black girl playing a mermaid

    • @Cavpal
      @Cavpal Рік тому

      @@victorvalandybernard7944 Cope harder.

  • @anthusgarcia8724
    @anthusgarcia8724 Рік тому +3

    Thank god the critical drinker is telling it how it is 👏🏻

  • @Rearnold1987
    @Rearnold1987 Рік тому +1

    Don't hate the player, hate the game BARS..
    What does this mean??
    Hear him say it all the time..

  • @AnimeFan401
    @AnimeFan401 Рік тому

    The Drinker talked about Indiana Jones 5

  • @dricjackson4902
    @dricjackson4902 Рік тому

    There’s no bubbles when they talk. 😮

  • @axman3128
    @axman3128 Рік тому +2

    I didn't feel the length is wild lol

  • @Cliffeunderwood91
    @Cliffeunderwood91 8 місяців тому

    GO AWAY NOW 😂😂😂

  • @SuperZippyzippy
    @SuperZippyzippy Рік тому

    But i can see myself in a talking lion

  • @randallwright1973
    @randallwright1973 Рік тому +1

    It’s sad when when I find movies by The Asylum better than anything Disney puts out. At least the Asylum makes men and women equal and they don’t put one above the other (maybe in a few cases, but those are still rare). Modern Hollywood needs to go away.

  • @TheCourtJester.
    @TheCourtJester. Рік тому

    whats the tatiana joke about?

  • @xXGREYG00SEXx
    @xXGREYG00SEXx Рік тому +1

    Beauty and the beast is the only one that did it right

  • @Donquixotedoflamingo0107
    @Donquixotedoflamingo0107 Рік тому

    Who is tatyana?

  • @DarkMatterBurrito
    @DarkMatterBurrito Рік тому

    The Little Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Mermaid

  • @darkglass1
    @darkglass1 Рік тому +3

    Yeah, it’s almost like diversity-hire writers struggle to understand plot, character, and setting when vandalizing classics to cater to a “modern audience (c)”

  • @abigailquinones3707
    @abigailquinones3707 Рік тому +7

    Hey Tyrone 😊, I like when you laugh 😊. As soon as you come on, I'm automatically tickled because I know you're "here for it" and I'm just waiting to hear you laugh so I could laugh 😁😁.
    Have a wonderful day, and remember, Jesus loves you ❤.

  • @josenino7140
    @josenino7140 Рік тому +5

    African culture have so many lores that Disney can look into and make a movie. And yet they wont do it because of laziness and lack of creativity.

  • @dustinmaxwell259
    @dustinmaxwell259 Рік тому

    9:36 -9:41 🤣🤣🤣😂😂