Metal Gear Survive Angry Review

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  • @attilavrana4590
    @attilavrana4590 5 років тому +5194

    The metal gear series used to be solid, now it’s just trying to survive.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 5 років тому +159

      How fitting....

    • @raiyaadkhaled1940
      @raiyaadkhaled1940 4 роки тому +48

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @dragongodtaios1897
      @dragongodtaios1897 4 роки тому +79

      Attila Vrana as palpatine would say: ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @darknessbr3209
      @darknessbr3209 4 роки тому +10

      this remember me the time that time when the power scale of this universe was sudently rising

    • @jacobsaks5891
      @jacobsaks5891 4 роки тому +6

      Lol obviously they’re inspired title

  • @kalo47powercore
    @kalo47powercore 6 років тому +2568

    Snakes like, “Oh hell no! I’m going back to Smash Bros. They’ll at least treat me better there.”

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 6 років тому +56

      Kalo47 Wrong Snake
      Not even a snake, technically

    • @kalo47powercore
      @kalo47powercore 6 років тому +23

      WarMachineBrony I know but still.

    • @jacobbarnes70
      @jacobbarnes70 6 років тому +15

      That was naked snake, i zoomed in and there were no scars on horns on his head.

    • @Gustavo-pc6wc
      @Gustavo-pc6wc 6 років тому +35

      @Web Head Naked Snake and Big Boss are both spy names to the same person

    • @AxioProductions
      @AxioProductions 6 років тому +6

      C0B Productions That’s Poison Snake, you’ll know how and why when you get a completionist ending. It’s not half bad and better explanation why Big Boss appears in Metal Gear 1-2 when he should’ve been dead. The normal ending isn’t that good

  • @user-fu4lx5fo9s
    @user-fu4lx5fo9s 6 років тому +2702

    11:20 , in case you came back for the kuban dance :)

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 2 роки тому +513

    Joe dressed as kazuma kiryu and doing the Cuban energy is one of best things ever happened in this channel

    • @bxile730
      @bxile730 Рік тому +53

      It was hilarious 😂😂 i think he was dressed as Tony Montana from Scarface tho, and tony montana is cuban as well

    • @Awwscrewit
      @Awwscrewit Рік тому +22

      It was so out of the blue I almost did a spit take.

    • @SquilliamNigwardicus
      @SquilliamNigwardicus Рік тому +10

      Tony Montana*

    • @nullcoreproject
      @nullcoreproject Рік тому +13

      @@bxile730 Nah it's the outfit he bought/used for his Yakuza 0 review, but yes probably not the intention ofc.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 Рік тому +6

      BREAKING ZA WOORRRRLD

  • @Furanao
    @Furanao 6 років тому +575

    in fact, that cardboard box was actually a loot crate.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 років тому +6

      Fura Nao Then Joe was right: it IS the actual bad guy!

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 6 років тому +5

      nono, you don't understand... That was snake. xD

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 років тому +12

      Madao Poor Snake; he tried to sneak his way out of this game. But unfortunately the box he used wasn't actually a cardboard box, but a lootbox. Now he can only be free if someone purchases the box he is in for $20.

    • @rahkiel1774
      @rahkiel1774 6 років тому

      Are actually the same as chest in Diablo 3 -> Loot box too ?

    • @nilrc4254
      @nilrc4254 6 років тому +3

      Nekhet LMAO. I would love to see konami try to bait us into buying snake like that. That happens in mobile games. 😂

  • @parkerhix1057
    @parkerhix1057 6 років тому +4817

    Angry Joe:
    2 guys, cheesy editing, cringeworthy and hilarious acting, and a good ol truthful review.
    One of the best on YT.

    • @theul6775
      @theul6775 5 років тому +255

      His reviewing ability really shines when he is angry and heavily critiques games

    • @phantomslay5612
      @phantomslay5612 5 років тому +244

      @@theul6775 And yet, he's actually a pretty smart and well spoken guy when he wants to be.

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 5 років тому +34

      Boi he deserves an oscar award for every skit hes in

    • @sallgoodman2323
      @sallgoodman2323 5 років тому +9

      A cardboard booooooooox!!!!!

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 5 років тому +11

      all the elements that make it a classic angry review :)

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 6 років тому +595

    When the Angry Review is 100x more entertaining than the game...

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 років тому +9

      Xzenox7 I was hyped for this bcuz of the review

  • @supergirlvideoclips894
    @supergirlvideoclips894 4 роки тому +529

    Angry Joe's Cuban dance is the best thing ever to do anything with metal gear survive.

    • @ECG3485
      @ECG3485 2 роки тому +20

      It's the best part of this video🕺🕺🕺🤣

    • @Koldybay
      @Koldybay 2 роки тому +21

      "bring me yayo" lmao

  • @GeneralLegoshi
    @GeneralLegoshi 6 років тому +3495

    *Metal Gear Fans:* Why won't you die!?
    *Konami:* PACHINKO MACHINES SON. They harden in response to financial trauma.

    • @fgr7002
      @fgr7002 6 років тому +151

      -LIIQQQUIIIIDDDDD-
      PACCCCHINKKKKOOSSSSS

    • @MultiGG2
      @MultiGG2 6 років тому +26

      XD

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 6 років тому +80

      All Konami has for money makers are Pachinko machines and Yu-Gi-Oh!

    • @PandaPandaFullify
      @PandaPandaFullify 6 років тому +34

      goddamnit I love this comment way too much lol

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 6 років тому +21

      Damn I fucking love this comment. I laughed so hard 😁😁

  • @louiscorbett3278
    @louiscorbett3278 6 років тому +546

    I remember making a game on gamemaker, and I was really proud about making the enemies go round walls to get to the player... I was 14 years old.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 років тому +122

      Konami: So what special attributes do you have to contribute to our company?
      You: Well once, when i was 14, i made my own game.
      Konami: °_°
      You: And the AI could go around walls
      Konami: You're hired...

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому +22

      Louis Corbett
      Fuck it, I’m done : Is the game available online ? Can you upload gameplay on your channel ? And what is it ?

  • @turgunculis
    @turgunculis 6 років тому +319

    The cardboard box was the weapon to surpass metal gear.

    • @turgunculis
      @turgunculis 6 років тому +2

      :O

    • @TengokuEXE
      @TengokuEXE 6 років тому +3

      Cardboard box?

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 6 років тому +1

      Autismo it’s what sold Phantom Pain

    • @dlericx1876
      @dlericx1876 6 років тому +1

      Nintendo LABO ??? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 6 років тому +1

      Autismo Metal Box!?

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 5 років тому +916

    For those wondering why the music cuts out. Well my guess is joe doesn't want to get hit with ANOTHER copyright strike

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 роки тому +70

      The music used to be there

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 4 роки тому +78

      @@TheAlex4905 too bad UA-cam said "nope, no more song for you Joe."

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 роки тому +7

      @@IR-Fan Ya

    • @ashaman7653
      @ashaman7653 4 роки тому +29

      Intro ruined :( was amazing too. It's fair use you assholes.

    • @theslasherof78
      @theslasherof78 4 роки тому +58

      @@ashaman7653 Not to mention, John Carpenter probably doesn't give two shits about people using his iconic Halloween theme.

  • @crazyguy12u
    @crazyguy12u 6 років тому +226

    "Pay attention to your stamina" = "Godzilla is approaching the generator"

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 років тому +345

    We're going to build a fence and make Konami pay for it.

    • @iseeallforme
      @iseeallforme 6 років тому +7

      "We as the Konami will not pay for any decent game"
      or
      "We're going to build save slots and make the gamers pay for it"

  • @cronquist09
    @cronquist09 6 років тому +657

    Lol, I love how Joe is in bed with his jacket like a cartoon character always in costume.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 років тому +14

      Or like any video game character, really. JRPG heroes go to sleep in the outfit they started with. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's Fayt Leingod, for example, stays in that outfit for the entire game.
      THE ENTIRE GAME.
      The man spent what must have been months in the same clothes he had doodled on in the beginning of the game. He just straps on some new gear over it and never changes.

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 6 років тому

      that was a great game though. Roger was my main just because. lol.

  • @knightslayer6161
    @knightslayer6161 5 років тому +558

    It breaks my heart everytime a content creator has to come back and change the music and sound for an entire vid, clip, bit, sketch etc. UA-cam and their stupid copyright system that just take the magic out of editing, creativity UA-cam as a whole.

    • @kingtoon22
      @kingtoon22 5 років тому +47

      It’s not UA-cam’s fault, they have to abide by copyright law, if you want to blame someone, blame the government and intellectual property laws.

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 4 роки тому +59

      @@kingtoon22 or you could blame the company who called a strike like the greedy fucks they are

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 4 роки тому +5

      alex scott how should copyright laws be implemented in the future?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +27

      @@jamiengo2343 well the government needs to catch up with how far technology had changed how copyright works...... We still have laws that were established in the fucking 1800s.

    • @graphkid
      @graphkid 3 роки тому +8

      Look I agree there should be a simple rule as long as the creator announces in credits or early in video they “don’t own the song or music playing” they should be good but UA-cam won’t think that way

  • @majb4737
    @majb4737 6 років тому +297

    Metal gear: Why are we still here?
    Konami: *Just to suffer*

  • @paulocao572
    @paulocao572 6 років тому +1891

    I'm Cuban and Holy Shit man I cracked my self with the Cuban Energy part...

    • @mightytaco123
      @mightytaco123 5 років тому +46

      Paulo Cao hey everyone I’m also Cuban. Notice me too.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, Cuban but with "k". You can guest the Mortal Kombat gigs here!

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM 5 років тому +15

      @@garibaldibritann1240, actually, it's in Russia. Kuban region.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 років тому

      @@GoklasM oh, thanks!

    • @chrisxvalle9294
      @chrisxvalle9294 5 років тому +1

      Lol 😂

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 6 років тому +724

    EA: We've milked every cent out of microtransactions and shown gamers we don't give a shit about them or general morality.
    KONAMI: Hold my beer

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 років тому +1

      its optional af, not needed at all

    • @teamatfort444
      @teamatfort444 6 років тому +17

      rail gun we shouldn’t think like that. That’s how micro transactions get worse. You know that saying with turning up temperature on a frog and it will never know

    • @user-dr1bj1bq2e
      @user-dr1bj1bq2e 6 років тому +2

      😂🤣😄😂😆

    • @GenderIsAConstruct
      @GenderIsAConstruct 6 років тому +1

      Blizzard: Hold MY beer!

    • @emmanuelflores4854
      @emmanuelflores4854 6 років тому

      Nice

  • @peterdanklage6286
    @peterdanklage6286 4 роки тому +385

    The dirty water part killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
    “What are you stupid? That’s not a pot. It’s a pan!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sage-ry9dp
    @sage-ry9dp 6 років тому +540

    2014: "He's a man, not a god"
    2015: "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
    2016: "Sample obtained"
    2017: "Put your joycon down on its side"
    2018: "Pay attention to your stamina"

    • @razorback9999able
      @razorback9999able 6 років тому +32

      2014: He's a man not a god

    • @sage-ry9dp
      @sage-ry9dp 6 років тому +8

      razorback9999able oh yeah, i forgot that! thanks!

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 6 років тому +4

      Godzilla fans actually liked the game. Casuals didn't.

    • @CelticAkumathefirst
      @CelticAkumathefirst 6 років тому +5

      razorback9999able which game was that?

    • @andrewsmith9179
      @andrewsmith9179 6 років тому

      Ily so much lol 😂😂😂

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 6 років тому +163

    Did I just see a loot box take out the main character?

  • @AirwarpGaming
    @AirwarpGaming 6 років тому +154

    The year is 2070 Joe is in a retirement home and is on the brink of death when all of a sudden
    ‘You wanna play a zombie game?’

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 6 років тому +17

      And then he flat line's.

    • @Strange_Loner
      @Strange_Loner 6 років тому +11

      The Terrible Animator and becomes a zombie

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 6 років тому +4

      he probably have a heart attack if he heard that again

  • @Dead_Weight21
    @Dead_Weight21 4 роки тому +260

    In the intro sequence, it was so dead quiet that I thought that my speakers were broken, or that it was very quiet. So I maxed out my volume. Big mistake there

    • @keepcoolgames5896
      @keepcoolgames5896 4 роки тому

      Truth

    • @lunarecklipse
      @lunarecklipse 4 роки тому +31

      I think the audio may have been copyright struck.

    • @paulshawn3345
      @paulshawn3345 4 роки тому +12

      The audio at the beginning was originally the Halloween theme.

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 4 роки тому +7

      copyright go brr brr

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @ZolidSnakeSS4
    @ZolidSnakeSS4 6 років тому +563

    they cancelled silent hills to make this crap. smh

    • @ironkevman1513
      @ironkevman1513 6 років тому +10

      ZolidSnake gotta have those microtransactions though. Please tell me Kojima was not involved in this and facepalmed the game.

    • @arieldawn3452
      @arieldawn3452 6 років тому +52

      Ironkevman 151 he left already after they wouldn't give him credit at that big award ceremony awhile back. I mean, that is really low...

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 років тому +5

      globalicon2012
      Which one?

    • @buddhamack1491
      @buddhamack1491 6 років тому +8

      To be fair Kojima has taken silent hills and turned it into Death stranding, which looks very interesting

    • @roadside360
      @roadside360 6 років тому +1

      At least Kojima went and made his own company starting with Death Stranding

  • @Evasius
    @Evasius 6 років тому +303

    This game exists solely for Joe's Cuban Energy dance.

  • @wratched
    @wratched 6 років тому +520

    Question: Why would the company that owns the rights to both Castlevania and Silent Hill choose Metal Gear as the property to make a zombie survival game out of?

    • @silent_jav
      @silent_jav 6 років тому +16

      wratched I don’t know but it sure did turn out better than that ps vita silent hill game lmfao!

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 років тому +123

      Because they needed Cuban energy.

    • @Twinleaf_2623
      @Twinleaf_2623 6 років тому +3

      Because Top Gun.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 6 років тому +73

      They want to destroy Kojimas legacy

    • @deviljho374
      @deviljho374 6 років тому +10

      wratched maybe it was one of those things were it sounded better in their head 😂

  • @eloyevd
    @eloyevd 4 роки тому +181

    2020 and this is still one of his funniest review😭 “Hey joe you wanna play a zombie game” “Kuban energy”🤣

  • @redlord5892
    @redlord5892 6 років тому +645

    They didn't run out of money, they ran out of Kojima.

    • @strifera
      @strifera 6 років тому +65

      They didn't run out of Kojima. They ran Kojima out.

    • @nobodys_winds6580
      @nobodys_winds6580 6 років тому +8

      They didn't run Kojima out, they out-ran Kojima

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 років тому +11

      They didn't run Kojima out, they unrk mioja otu.

    • @loveisthewae3745
      @loveisthewae3745 6 років тому +1

      they didnt run out kojima, it just sucks

    • @Alexisthewolfy
      @Alexisthewolfy 6 років тому

      There's an Armored Core NEXT joke in all of this.... I can feel it in my veins.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 6 років тому +2681

    2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
    2014 - HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! COME ON COMRADES! HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!
    2015 - GODZILLA APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!
    2016 - COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA! or SAMPLE OBTAINED!
    2017 - Set your Joycon down on its side.
    2018 - Pay attention to your stamina.

    • @miravets3229
      @miravets3229 6 років тому +25

      A

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 років тому +134

      ComiXProvider FTW_02
      Your Mind has been Jacked.

    • @straydog91
      @straydog91 6 років тому +71

      2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!

    • @BachBreaker8
      @BachBreaker8 6 років тому +163

      2011 - "I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..."

    • @jonrojero6478
      @jonrojero6478 6 років тому +10

      ComiXProvider FTW_02 2014 is still my favorite

  • @Megelos
    @Megelos 6 років тому +3386

    you know the game is going to be bad when you see the ''umbrella corps review'' in the recommended tab...

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +142

      Miguel Medeiros at least umbrella corps has zombies since it's resident evil. What does zombies have to so with metal gear solid, or shit konami never even used zombies.

    • @Midwestern85
      @Midwestern85 6 років тому +6

      Miguel Medeiros mine was risen 2 lol

    • @melkyman11
      @melkyman11 6 років тому +3

      Miguel Medeiros well I don’t have it....oh yup you’re right lol

    • @Megelos
      @Megelos 6 років тому +16

      I feel Bad for Kojima, i like the idea of him alone now, the only problem is that he cant make games about Metal gear and silent Hill, i was overhyped for silent hills

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 6 років тому +1

      Miguel Medeiros So it wasn't just my case, huh.

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +100

    11:20 I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want more dancing Cuban Joe.

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 6 років тому +1008

    Well can they atleast make a Metal Gear Porn / Hentai Game with Quiet and the other girls , the franchise is basically finished without kojima.

    • @MJR_heyfunny
      @MJR_heyfunny 6 років тому +134

      jmantime sfm masters already beat Konami to that lol

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 років тому +116

      Brazzers has Metal Rear SOlid The phantom Peen... Shes a real SNake Eater LMAO

    • @osobori
      @osobori 6 років тому +38

      I NEED THAT LINK...

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 років тому +22

      I think its on pornhub or something lol, gota see the preview its funny as fuck

    • @saadhero9107
      @saadhero9107 6 років тому +16

      thats pefect name lol

  • @chileanguyfleegman
    @chileanguyfleegman 6 років тому +114

    Joe. You killed the review with the cuban dance. greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @OptimisticSociopath
    @OptimisticSociopath 6 років тому +207

    Metal Gear Survive in nutshell:
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *SET YOUR JOYCON DOWN ON IT'S SIDE!*
    *THE GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!*
    *HE IS A MAN, NO A GOD!*
    *COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA SAMPLES!*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! *Never ending Downward Spiral*

  • @SauceManePlays
    @SauceManePlays 5 років тому +243

    0:37 It makes me so frustrated having to listen to that silence. I'm so sorry Joes

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 роки тому +37

      I fuckin hate copyright

    • @rockyoliver3933
      @rockyoliver3933 4 роки тому +28

      Damn! So that's what happened.
      Worst part is I've found up to 10 videos that had music removed out of it.
      Make's me rage every time.

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 4 роки тому +7

      and the duck dynasty review got taken down. RIP UA-cam man.

    • @Gamessy
      @Gamessy 3 роки тому +4

      @@moxxiiscarlett7141 there was a duck dynasty review? I didnt know that

  • @Mt.Berry-o7
    @Mt.Berry-o7 6 років тому +198

    This review is probably the most entertaining thing that will ever come out of MG survive

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 6 років тому

      iñaki Mendiberri please, please play it. I cant bear to watch people be so blindly hating on a good game. Not great, but definately fun after the first 3 missions

    • @Mt.Berry-o7
      @Mt.Berry-o7 6 років тому +4

      No way in hell. If you like it that's perfectly fine and dandy, but never in life will I support a game that tries to charge you for a save slot. Reviewers say it's shite, but even if it was classified as a masterpiece I would never let my money support such a low practice

    • @hvn_gng
      @hvn_gng 2 місяці тому

      @@Mt.Berry-o7 man necro from 6 years but Jeez literally EVERYONE in this comment section was mislead with this bs save slot stuff. play for a month you get a new character, but why even do that when you can new game plus with a new avatar. game has blunt weapons, lacerating weapons, bows, guns, and etc many gadgets etc.
      asset flip maybe? but who cares when at its core the game loop is fun. SURVIVE. Healing and Stamina and Hunger were all in MGS3. and everyone loves that game, they brought it back nicely. the tower defense aspect is satiating, put up walls and place gadgets, win.

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 6 років тому +365

    I was just now thinking about how I would love to see this video - And wouldn't you know it when I checked, here it is! Glorious timing!

    • @theleviathan2627
      @theleviathan2627 6 років тому +11

      Lathland wtf are u doing? Stop slacking and go make some god damn from the depth videos! Btw keep up the good work

    • @BigSky5578
      @BigSky5578 6 років тому +4

      TIL Lathland is actually human and does something other than make glorious videos

    • @Sporkyyyyyy
      @Sporkyyyyyy 6 років тому +1

      Guess Joe read your mind

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 6 років тому +1

      You r my spirit senpai

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 6 років тому

      Greetings, sir & sirettes. And welcome back to AVORION!!!! PLEASE BRING BACK AVORION!!! Greetings from Venezuekla :'D

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa 6 років тому +1388

    When you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and moans:
    *PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA*

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 5 років тому +69

      There you go, you both just got a like from me.

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 5 років тому +84

      My girlfriend read this comment and then did this. I started laughing so hard we ended up stopping.

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 5 років тому +46

      I DID *NOT* need to know that...

    • @askamikaze3936
      @askamikaze3936 4 роки тому +25

      @@noahgray543 id say shes cute because of that care

    • @jackietang3789
      @jackietang3789 4 роки тому +20

      He's a man not a god

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings 4 роки тому +157

    "How do make a good game engine bad!?"
    *Laughs in Hunt Down the Freeman*

  • @Heaven_Angel52
    @Heaven_Angel52 5 років тому +2415

    This review is much more enjoyable than the game.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 років тому +53

      And ironically its free

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX 4 роки тому +19

      @@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 i let ads play to suport angryjoe

    • @crazygamer4260
      @crazygamer4260 4 роки тому +6

      I disagree because all of his points are wrong, you can easily tell where to go in the fog if you use the compass and beacons shining in the distance

    • @ElMafioso21
      @ElMafioso21 4 роки тому +35

      @@crazygamer4260 U seriously defending this peace of garbage of a game ?

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 роки тому +34

      @@crazygamer4260 "all of his points are wrong" there is no way you said that lmao

  • @bkboggy
    @bkboggy 6 років тому +114

    That wasn't just any cardboard box.... it was a... LOOT BOX!!!!!!!

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 6 років тому +830

    Can we all agree that more Cuban Joe can only be a good thing?

  • @Andrew67911
    @Andrew67911 4 роки тому +293

    Angry Joe: This game is so bad I'd rather play on a PACHINKO MACHINE!
    Konami: We hear you Joe. Starting now we shall begin turning our beloved properties into pachinko machines.
    Angry Joe: That's not what I meant!!!

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 3 роки тому +19

      F Konami

    • @Alaskanraider2734
      @Alaskanraider2734 3 роки тому +9

      Konami what the hell did you do to Silent Hill

    • @Kernnichiwa
      @Kernnichiwa 3 роки тому +1

      We have tons of Konami slot machines at the casino I work at lol unfortunately they don't need our gamer money anymore

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 2 роки тому

      Well Fuck you too Konami

  • @gohan4585
    @gohan4585 6 років тому +1734

    Cuban Energy was the only reason this game survived without kojima

    • @deadmeat3gaming
      @deadmeat3gaming 6 років тому +69

      "survive" is putting it nicely, its limping along holding onto what little it has

    • @saylosrelyks8645
      @saylosrelyks8645 6 років тому +28

      Bro this game is failing miserably, as it should.

    • @stradley_
      @stradley_ 6 років тому +41

      OH HO HO YOU READY FOR THE CUBAN ENERGY??

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 6 років тому +21

      AJ makes a good Cuban too.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 років тому +13

      AYE I GOT SOME ENERGY RIGHT HERE MANG!

  • @jimmyrose7843
    @jimmyrose7843 6 років тому +601

    Maybe it's symbolism. Mgs died when kojima left, and now it's rotting corpse has come back from the grave to feed off of it's fans.

    • @dionl4292
      @dionl4292 6 років тому +15

      Jimmy Rose Holy Shit, now that was a lol comment! 👍

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 років тому +10

      The kuban bs is konami's hive mind brain like the marker in Dead Space.

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 6 років тому +1

      Yaaa .. probably

    • @SolidusRay
      @SolidusRay 6 років тому +1

      I fully agree. Like, this is the embodiment of how I feel.

    • @crimsonsea3447
      @crimsonsea3447 6 років тому +1

      and Death Stranding is coming

  • @r0ninKai
    @r0ninKai 5 років тому +701

    11:23 What makes this even more hilarious is that Joe actually looks like a Cuban Drug Lord

  • @The_Conflicted_Boulder
    @The_Conflicted_Boulder 4 роки тому +78

    Joe looks pretty damn good in that suit. The best part of this game is the fact that Joe wore the suit for the review.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 6 років тому +66

    Synopsis: After being knocked into another world by a cardboard box, a random guy nobody cares about stabs a few million totally not zombies through hundreds of fences while eating wild animals and vomiting up poop water before finally having an epic showdown with a multiple assed centipede made of NANOMACHINES SON while stabbing totally not zombies through fences.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 років тому +5

      DGneoseeker1
      But where's the pseudo political intrigue? Where's the main character's will or reason for why he/she fights? Where's the silly moments that are sprinkled around? AND why is there a portal? The Metal Gear-verse hasn't made the tech to do interplanetary or interdimensional travel from this game to frickin Revengeance: Nanomechanical ninja Raiden!

  • @mexicancactus2078
    @mexicancactus2078 5 років тому +911

    You have to admit it did live up to the "Survive" part, you're surviving the gameplay.

    • @daniellu1321
      @daniellu1321 5 років тому +9

      Zackary DeCorte lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 5 років тому +28

      Can you Survive Konami's greed? Play MGS and find out!

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 4 роки тому +5

      10:38 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +8

      I'm not.
      Cause I wasn't stupid enough to give Konami money for it. 😂👌

    • @XvlerLorenzo
      @XvlerLorenzo 3 роки тому +1

      I never knew Konami or Metal Gear excisted until I saw this review

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +3413

    "Hey Joe. Wanna play another zombie game?"

    • @KKKuma
      @KKKuma 6 років тому +54

      LUL that was in Dying Light review, wasn't it?

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +39

      Yeah it was

    • @HakaMataFaka
      @HakaMataFaka 6 років тому +10

      Stoop it

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 6 років тому +17

      At this point I want to play as a zombie with a bunch of dialogue trees

    • @rogermoss5754
      @rogermoss5754 6 років тому +26

      Justin Y. Hey Justin, wanna make more bots to like your comments?

  • @Nickfdz95
    @Nickfdz95 2 роки тому +120

    Angry Joe is the perfect example of what every UA-camr should be:
    -Reliable
    -Funny
    -Low budget but creative

    • @HULK-HOGAN1
      @HULK-HOGAN1 Рік тому +1

      Reliable? Nah. Joe delivers on 1 of 5 promised reviews and constantly makes up BS excuses. He was reliable back in 2015.

    • @-Markus-
      @-Markus- Рік тому +8

      @@HULK-HOGAN1 Doesnt matter, every time he puts something up its great!

  • @Santiago-zc3of
    @Santiago-zc3of 6 років тому +301

    Fuck this game. We need a Ride to hell remaster.

    • @alvonellos23345
      @alvonellos23345 6 років тому +4

      Santiago hell no

    • @studloverboy
      @studloverboy 6 років тому +4

      Santiago hell yeah bro

    • @polverine7491
      @polverine7491 6 років тому +2

      Santiago Sonic Boom HD remaster

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 років тому

      Polverine74 Sonic 2006 at least had an excuse for the moments considered to be awful as the game was rushed per fan demand.

    • @rashleaf2874
      @rashleaf2874 6 років тому

      you do know that death would be better right?

  • @JokersPalace3384
    @JokersPalace3384 6 років тому +332

    Wow, these companies are really counting on loot boxes to make their comeback in these games more acceptable. The only problem is Battlefront 2 proves that it wasn’t meant to be. Especially when you force the player to spend real money in the hopes of getting a fucking SAVE SLOT.
    SAVE SLOTS. APPARENTLY, THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THEY’RE GETTING, PEOPLE.

    • @prod_yasha
      @prod_yasha 6 років тому +17

      I doubt others will copy this practice obviously it results in backlash.
      Battlefron by EA was never truly a battlefront game in my opinion just star wars call of duty but maybe that's just what was expected

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 6 років тому +2

      For. Eighn That’s what I thought about the Battlefront games too.

    • @noobbotgaming2173
      @noobbotgaming2173 6 років тому +3

      If EA's in need of cash then it should start making movies. Battlefield is perfect for a cinematic universe that connects the movies and games. A Battlefield 1 movie would be a rival to Dunkirk.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 6 років тому +4

      ReportThemAll not really video game movies are always trash and war movies don't sell well Dunkirk was the exception not the rule

    • @y1d2a3f4
      @y1d2a3f4 6 років тому +1

      I think i’m going to just stop playing newer games, stick with the old ones that is guaranteed to stay fun for a looong time

  • @WickedRibbon
    @WickedRibbon 6 років тому +651

    This game is essentially the shambling corpse of Metal Gear. Kind of fitting, really.

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 6 років тому +4

      Ikr 😅

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 років тому +1

      :(

    • @DartiousEst
      @DartiousEst 6 років тому +8

      A zombie of a game.

    • @chakir348
      @chakir348 6 років тому +2

      It will not harm metal gear its a diffrent shity game with diffrent characters if they used the original charecters it cauld be even worst

    • @XellDincht
      @XellDincht 6 років тому +4

      Metal Gear Didn't Survive

  • @chrisstixx2278
    @chrisstixx2278 Рік тому +33

    AJ-“Can’t the zombies go over or around the fence”
    OJ what was that? Get him out of here”
    This part always freakin gets me, I freakin love both of them

  • @SSJPrinceItachi
    @SSJPrinceItachi 6 років тому +564

    You should make Cuban Joe as a recurring character like Corporate Comamnder and Demon Joe :)

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 6 років тому +2

      SSJPrinceItachi I agree!

    • @queek5389
      @queek5389 6 років тому +2

      SSJPrinceItachi what happened to corporate commander?

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 років тому +1

      And Linksano!

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo 6 років тому

      Fuck YES! :D

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 6 років тому

      Prepare for a new age of "sitting Joe and his friends".

  • @skeliskull
    @skeliskull 6 років тому +517

    I demand more Cuban Joe

    • @ohdogwow2
      @ohdogwow2 6 років тому +45

      I demand more Other Trump...
      and more Cuban Joe

    • @mercerchristina
      @mercerchristina 6 років тому +1

      OWL cuban joe!!! :D

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 6 років тому +7

      A weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @Albumbrella
      @Albumbrella 6 років тому +1

      Kuban*

    • @SpearDusk
      @SpearDusk 6 років тому +1

      Cuban Joe and Other Trump together lol

  • @chrisdoesthis2
    @chrisdoesthis2 6 років тому +795

    They should have just called this "Metal Gear Tries To Survive."

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 5 років тому +50

    That breakdown into laughter at 11:03... Is actually what I live for

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2699

    "cuban energy"

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 6 років тому +1017

    If they made a sequel, it will probably be "Metal Gear Survive Again, I Dare You".

    • @bently200100
      @bently200100 6 років тому +33

      The Prepare to Survive edition.

    • @sigzil1985
      @sigzil1985 6 років тому +12

      The twist would be: Its like Metal Gear, but with zombies. Again.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 років тому +7

      Metal Duty....eh oh god. We could go on forever: Metal Kombat, God of Gear, Metal of Gearour, Metalfield, Metalmania, The Walking Gear, Breaking Metal, Game of Gears, No Man's Gear etc

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 років тому +2

      Indeed.

    • @wayneteo7871
      @wayneteo7871 6 років тому

      Jw Nj the name is too long lol

  • @daiujin
    @daiujin 6 років тому +1885

    at least this game has brought us a hilarious angry review 😂

    • @kevinsolorzano536
      @kevinsolorzano536 6 років тому +27

      dai it was such a good review. Joe hasn’t made me laugh this much in a while.

    • @daiujin
      @daiujin 6 років тому +2

      Kevin Solorzano same dude

    • @kalpeshrawat418
      @kalpeshrawat418 6 років тому

      dai And his bedroom debut

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 6 років тому +12

      the dirty water and trump bits killed me

    • @seeknprotect6179
      @seeknprotect6179 6 років тому

      dai not worth it

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 4 роки тому +51

    The metal gear series lived for almost 18 years under the lead of Kojima, but the series died like a week after he left. That is really Saying something.

    • @Alexander-nr5tt
      @Alexander-nr5tt 4 роки тому +3

      The first Metal Gear released in 1987.

    • @NoName-st2jl
      @NoName-st2jl 3 роки тому +9

      @@Alexander-nr5tt that makes it worst lmao.

    • @thanatos425
      @thanatos425 3 роки тому

      Kojima had one good story and it was MGS1 and after that it was just awful. Thry should have fired him while he was making MGS3

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch Рік тому +1

      @@thanatos425 all of the game under him sell really well lmao

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Рік тому +2

      @@thanatos425 someone’s mad

  • @jh9541
    @jh9541 6 років тому +1298

    I’m not gonna lie, the game sounds a lot more fun if you imagine it as a border patrol simulator.

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 років тому +4

      J H true

    • @tjhunter9787
      @tjhunter9787 6 років тому +10

      Tower defense game? I like the sound of that.

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 років тому +34

      Yep, which proves how sick and screwed up you are. :)
      Edit/Update: This was a response (and the rest of my responses) to a series of comments that are no longer on this thread.

    • @praveenvarma7375
      @praveenvarma7375 6 років тому +10

      feministpicnicfallsapartafter no1makesanysandwiches you are weird........

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 років тому +19

      Yes, because you stating that you'd form an organization to mass murder people you don't like... simply means, "I'm a good person who just doesn't like your opinion."
      Also, of course I'd never admit to wanting to commit mass murder on people I don't like, as I don't entertain the ideas of terrorism and mass murder. Only psychopaths and sociopaths dream of creating an organization to murder people that they don't like.

  • @EvilNoodlz
    @EvilNoodlz 6 років тому +259

    The second they kicked Kojima I knew they were fucked.

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 6 років тому +16

      He was basically about to pay the house bills for them for years with Silent Hills, that rumored Castlevania game he was gonna direct, and MGSV.

    • @najib9093
      @najib9093 6 років тому +1

      No he quit

    • @arami187
      @arami187 6 років тому +3

      Kojima was Metal Gear's Heart and Soul.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +1

      V HAS COME TO wait hold the fuck up a castlevania game?

    • @KnightofDark00180
      @KnightofDark00180 6 років тому +19

      Kojima didn't quit.
      He was fired, outright.
      How do I know this?
      Why does a fucking company suddenly decide to lie and say kojima is on a "VACATION", and only after a few months(when people already know he's been fired), it is announced he was fired.
      Not to mention the fact they publicly said, and I quote "we have no record of any Hideo Kojima as an employee of konami."
      They literally fired, disowned, and disemboweled his fucking masterpiece of a franchise, and him.

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 6 років тому +1321

    Kojima is probably laughing his ass off now

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 років тому +157

      I would be extremely sad and depressed. It's his life's work. Guy has been making metal gear games for like 25 years. I would be sad as fuck that my life's work, the culmination of decades of story telling got flushed down the toilet in one felt swoop. The one thing he truly loves was taken from him and turned into a turd. I would be crying.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 років тому +7

      huskytzu who isn't

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 років тому +4

      Fedorable the Horrible aw

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 років тому +4

      thefatman69fude amen

    • @Bentley109
      @Bentley109 6 років тому +56

      Kojima has been wanting to move on from Metal Gear for a long time now. MGS on PS1 was actually intended to be the last MG game. He didn't expect it to achieve the success it did and for it to become a huge series. He's probably happy to be moving on to new, original projects and knows that MGSV is going to be considered the final game by all the fans. Hell, Big Bosses speech during The Truth mission was essentially Kojima speaking directly to the players and thanking them for all of their support, and that he was now going to move on and do better things.

  • @The-Big-Boss
    @The-Big-Boss 4 роки тому +48

    the salt in the wound is the remastered cutscenes of mgs3
    KONAMI COULD LITERALLY PRINT MONEY BY REMAKING IT IN THE FOX ENGINE

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 роки тому +5

      to bad theyd rather make PACHINKO machibes

    • @jethropalillo1746
      @jethropalillo1746 2 роки тому

      That's A Stupid Thing And You Know it HAHAHAHA😂😂😅😅

  • @nahuelleandroarroyo
    @nahuelleandroarroyo 6 років тому +139

    Cuban Joe, 10/10 salsa

  • @foofoo3344
    @foofoo3344 6 років тому +133

    This game was such an insult to both the series and Kojima. It sucked so bad that even Skidrow sites don't upload the torrent. It's so bad that no game pirates even bothered to crack them. It's ranked lower than shitty indie games.

    • @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810
      @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810 5 років тому +11

      Ya the pirates had attempted to crack the code of why it's so bad and explained how horrible it was....They words that could not come out.

    • @rolan5948
      @rolan5948 5 років тому +1

      Zarni Maung hahahahahaha

    • @watchulookinat271
      @watchulookinat271 5 років тому +2

      It's that fucking bad huh? XD

    • @mayankkumartarai8565
      @mayankkumartarai8565 5 років тому

      Bruh it's online only and is not possible to crack nonetheless

  • @Survivor976
    @Survivor976 6 років тому +452

    Don't you guys think Other Joe tortures Angry Joe with zombie games because of the amount of movie licensed games Angry Joe tortured OJ with years ago?

    • @Excalibur-je5pk
      @Excalibur-je5pk 6 років тому +34

      Survivor 976 omg yes I just realize...

    • @jack90054
      @jack90054 6 років тому +23

      Wow then OJ's being really nice. Zombie games are at least kinda "fun" (Until umbrella corp and this POS came out) and much more fun than fuckin thor the video game...

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 6 років тому

      state of decay 1 and 2 are fun

    • @CorkScrewDood
      @CorkScrewDood 6 років тому +2

      Survivor 976 The lore expands...

    • @tristancurrie7876
      @tristancurrie7876 6 років тому

      How did i never think that, mind blown

  • @anoobisshenanigans4800
    @anoobisshenanigans4800 5 років тому +40

    I thought my Bluetooth headset wasn’t on so when joe finally spoke I went deaf for a fat minute

  • @counterfett
    @counterfett 6 років тому +73

    I love the implication that Joe sleeps in his review jacket. Lol.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 6 років тому

      counterfett did you notice that he has a mirror as the backboard of his bed.

  • @xDarkAngelxc
    @xDarkAngelxc 6 років тому +400

    Lost it at the cuban part 😂

    • @kolz4ever1980
      @kolz4ever1980 6 років тому +11

      Me too and I been trying to recover from this soar throat I caught last week. Cuban joe needs to be part of more videos. Pure comedy gold right there.

    • @FrazKing
      @FrazKing 6 років тому +1

      dajam9035 I’m dying 😂

    • @xDarkAngelxc
      @xDarkAngelxc 6 років тому

      FrazKing Hahaha

    • @xDarkAngelxc
      @xDarkAngelxc 6 років тому

      MrFlipperInvader782 Lol I watched the hell out that show. I probably saw every ep.

    • @N3ZYorK
      @N3ZYorK 6 років тому

      I lost it right after when he threw his hand in the air and said "WELL FUCK!!" XD

  • @Aymannnnnnnn
    @Aymannnnnnnn 6 років тому +434

    Hey Joe wanna play another zombie game ?

  • @loclactien
    @loclactien 4 роки тому +41

    I really have to give credits to OJ's acting.. well done

  • @marin3933
    @marin3933 6 років тому +482

    Cuban energy?? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 років тому +25

      "Oh you wanna play rough? Okeh" - Scarface

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman 6 років тому +11

      Game Tip: Eat Sandwiches Cubanos to gain energy to the Cuban Energy Gauge.

    • @bluephoenix226
      @bluephoenix226 6 років тому

      CUBAN ENERGY!!!! lol

    • @uncreativeus3rname787
      @uncreativeus3rname787 6 років тому +2

      Best part of the video hands down xD

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 років тому +1

      only thing it was missing was yoel romero

  • @WackyJack322
    @WackyJack322 6 років тому +202

    This review should be just 5 seconds:
    Puts game in console
    Plays game
    Sees $10 save slot
    Pulls out game
    Destroys game with flamethrower

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 6 років тому +1

      JustJohn realise that no metal gear game before this has save slots
      Realise it doesnt actually cost $10, it costs virtual currency
      Realise you get enough virtual currency to buy the save slot if you beat story mode
      Understand that you're a sheep and that every negative video you've seen is false and doesnt say anything about the game past the intentionally easy levels and they dont talk about classes and traps and weapons, only the fence and pike, which doesnt even work past the beginner stages

    • @josefortun6688
      @josefortun6688 6 років тому +2

      A Boring Company Flamethrower.

    • @ShizzyMcCreepy
      @ShizzyMcCreepy 6 років тому

      Jose Fortun totally not for zombies

    • @mariuscatalin5982
      @mariuscatalin5982 6 років тому +3

      you realize that you are forced to buy save slots on a 40 $ game ? when some F2P games don't pull this crap? do you realize that was a greedy move just to squeeze money but anyway

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 6 років тому +73

    This game is the epitome of laziness. They take an established engine, use an established franchise, they pretty much use an established map and then they slap the two more tired genres in existence. Konami could have launched a fucking match-3 mobile game and it would have been _less_ lazy than this bullshit. And then they have the gall to add microtransactions. Some of which are insulting.
    Also, did you know that in certain regions this game is actually _more expensive_ than full-price AAA new releases? Yes, in my country this thing is sitting at around _82 USD._ Can you believe that shit?
    And then it's somehow nothing but positive reviews on Steam. The state of things is absolutely sad. People are willing to put up with this shit just for the prospect of playing a "new" game, as if they somehow were short on options. Fucking stupid shills, they're gonna ruin gaming for everyone.

    • @Galacticat42
      @Galacticat42 6 років тому

      I'm pretty sure it's not laziness, but rather spite and hatred toward anything related to Kojima. Either way, Konami has gone on my black list ever since this game was announced after they banned Hideo from getting his award.

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 4 роки тому +35

    RIP Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill and Metal Gear series...

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 роки тому +4

      lets hope a good dev aquires the ips along with the fear franchise

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 роки тому

      Come on Sony buy some IP!

  • @Soter94
    @Soter94 6 років тому +86

    Btw that's not a normal cardboard box, it's a nintendo labo. That shit is tough man!

  • @mrgreytea2598
    @mrgreytea2598 6 років тому +65

    In the Box's defence. The box was held hostage after Kojima was fired. Tortured and battered for time to come. This all happened because it refused to become a microtransaction, once Konami noticed the life fading from the cardboard they threw it into a realm where it may never escape Into a game nobody will remember along with the tragic story of a cardboard box who worked minimum wage at Konami.

    • @EmberBright2077
      @EmberBright2077 6 років тому +11

      Mr Grey Tea honestly this story of the cardboard box is more interesting than the game

    • @boredomprovides1460
      @boredomprovides1460 6 років тому +2

      James Fisher True.

  • @xon3280
    @xon3280 6 років тому +117

    Metal gear didn't survive

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 3 роки тому +75

    Turns out the real phantom pain was the pain of knowing this is what killed the Metal Gear franchise.

    • @vladimirlestrad3120
      @vladimirlestrad3120 3 роки тому

      Amen to that.

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 3 роки тому +7

      But maybe the real Metal Gear, was the friends made along the way 🥲

    • @Slavic_Snake
      @Slavic_Snake 3 роки тому +1

      @@rileymachelle4088 wasn't that said for destiny 2?

  • @sewerreports
    @sewerreports 5 років тому +1112

    Brain-dead AI for zombies...
    Makes sense to me.

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 6 років тому +207

    HEY JOE DO YOU WANNA PLAY A ZOMBIE GAME?!!

    • @Ohsev
      @Ohsev 6 років тому +16

      NO JOE I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANOTHER FUCKN ZOMBIE GAME

    • @BigBoss-hp3bq
      @BigBoss-hp3bq 6 років тому +2

      Andre B (dramatic dying light music playing)

    • @isaachamilton7976
      @isaachamilton7976 6 років тому +1

      Joe: "....killl meeee...."

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 6 років тому +1

      One of the action lines of the other Joe doll!

    • @LuisPerez-kr3kj
      @LuisPerez-kr3kj 6 років тому

      You beat me to it dang

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 6 років тому +462

    The intro is much more fun and creative than the game.

    • @haloepic3092
      @haloepic3092 6 років тому

      Ganymede, Jupiter III what is the music ?

    • @BigBoi237
      @BigBoi237 6 років тому +6

      Kamak Mama Mike Myers' Halloween Movie theme.

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 6 років тому +1

      Kamak Mama surprised you didn't know

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 6 років тому

      Hey Joji me too.

    • @frostb1041
      @frostb1041 6 років тому

      Too true

  • @box-7188
    @box-7188 5 років тому +35

    I’m really sorry joe it was an accident

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 роки тому +2

      It's not your fault. It's Konami's fault for forcing you to do it.

  • @diegoperez3526
    @diegoperez3526 6 років тому +150

    We need more of Kuban Joe 😂😂

    • @interlude44
      @interlude44 6 років тому +1

      Diego Perez hell yes!!!!!!!

    • @kolz4ever1980
      @kolz4ever1980 6 років тому

      Definitively yes. Too damn funny.

  • @ChiefBaummer1
    @ChiefBaummer1 6 років тому +249

    His reviews are awesome. He puts more work into these than companies do into their games

    • @craigkuhlman6869
      @craigkuhlman6869 6 років тому +12

      And with next to nothing of a budget

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 6 років тому +1

      Watch his last two reviews. Something is wrong with Joe

    • @AnakinFury
      @AnakinFury 6 років тому +3

      Correction. His videos are at times *better* than these companies's games.

    • @wullahblack6452
      @wullahblack6452 6 років тому

      Just another fat youtube moron jumping on the bandwagon of hate rather than being objective.

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 6 років тому +2

      @@wullahblack6452 .....Listen, I think joe is toxic, hateful, has no sense in humor, and hasn't increased the quality of his videos in years (they aren't very good) but I will defend him about just jumping on a bandwagon. That's like saying that everyone who says racism is bad is just jumping on a bandwagon. He a passionate man with incredibly high blood pressure. The only times I watch is stuff is when I see he is talking about something I hate already because I like watching other people get mad about the same things I do.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2126

    This looks like an awful dlc for MSGV rather than a true game

    • @Jackson-ez8xr
      @Jackson-ez8xr 6 років тому +36

      Justin Y. Why do you comment on all the stuff I watch lol

    • @purgatoriprytania5382
      @purgatoriprytania5382 6 років тому +19

      Awful being the operative term there.

    • @lucasmorandini7566
      @lucasmorandini7566 6 років тому +14

      Jackson3547 hahahahahah. I thought i was the only one who sees this guy everywhere.

    • @andreiiiksavvv6054
      @andreiiiksavvv6054 6 років тому +17

      Justin Y. Not dlc this is a shitty mod

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 6 років тому +5

      It basically is.

  • @devinhenderson5765
    @devinhenderson5765 5 років тому +14

    It's really sad as I watch all these old Angry Reviews that he had to cut out some of the music to appease UA-cam and the people that file copyright claims where it just sounds like a silent movie.

  • @doctor7752
    @doctor7752 5 років тому +1096

    "Was this made by Kojima?"
    "No."
    "😢"
    Lmao exactly.

    • @jspantonio8807
      @jspantonio8807 5 років тому +33

      @@druidofthefang i bet you haven't played the game

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 років тому +4

      @@druidofthefang bro relax we all secretly wish all games were good and have ocelot

    • @WiFiDown37811
      @WiFiDown37811 5 років тому +25

      I'm glad this wasn't made by Kojima. That would've made him associated with the worst Metal Gear game to ever exist

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 4 роки тому +11

      @@WiFiDown37811 but he did make Death Stranding and it's fucking trash.

    • @safetydoggo2721
      @safetydoggo2721 4 роки тому +3

      @@deadprank947 oh shit, look out! A person with a diffirent opinion from mine!!!!

  • @raijin922
    @raijin922 6 років тому +183

    Wait....these guys are military trained.....but can ONLY purify water with a pot to boil it? what about all that natural material filtration stuff? ( putting rocks and stuff in a bottle and letting the dirty water run through) Also mgs3 made hunting for food a natural mechanic that was some what fun, how does survive fuck that up so bad?!

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 років тому +11

      raijin922 tbh I would boil after filtering if I had no purification tablets.

    • @raijin922
      @raijin922 6 років тому +17

      Well slightly dirty water is better than extremely dirty water in such an extreme survival situation, but you could also take into account that everything in the parallel dimension is tainted from the infection so using tainted rocks and minerals probably wouldn't help xD Maybe I shouldn't spend so much mental effort over a game like this though.

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 років тому +33

      They have walking mech units and advanced tech... Can't boil water though. Lol

    • @frostbitepup87
      @frostbitepup87 6 років тому +2

      raijin922 THEY LITERALLY KICKED THE CREATOR OUT. THATS HOW

  • @mr.smellgood2794
    @mr.smellgood2794 6 років тому +381

    Well it's confirmed this will be on Joe's list for #1 worst game of 2018.

    • @farimer1232
      @farimer1232 6 років тому +21

      RIDE TO HELL 2!

    • @mr.smellgood2794
      @mr.smellgood2794 6 років тому +8

      Bo Peep Thats True but paying $10 for a save slot. Puts it in a league of it's on.

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 6 років тому +2

      Its been a while for an epic fail rating

    • @Blade4952
      @Blade4952 6 років тому +2

      Oh just wait. I think 2018 has even more horrible surprises in store for us. It's all downhill from here I'm afraid...

    • @saintangel2061
      @saintangel2061 6 років тому +4

      The years still young friend.

  • @jeongminkim4409
    @jeongminkim4409 4 роки тому +91

    23:03 “and the next zombie game I review better not be this bad.”
    You were right. RE2 arrived to help you

    • @ianalicando3548
      @ianalicando3548 4 роки тому +5

      And then RE3 comes out like a train wreck

    • @jeongminkim4409
      @jeongminkim4409 4 роки тому +13

      @@ianalicando3548 But not as disappointing as the Last of Us 2

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 4 роки тому +4

      The last of trash 2 will always be the worst zombie game of all time.

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith 4 роки тому

      SVISSMAIL dotnet no it fucking isn’t.

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 3 роки тому +8

      @@n124ajdx the actual gameplay against zombies in lou2 is amazing, and I have felt like going back and replaying for that alone.
      But then I remember about the plot and terrible characters making terrible decisions so I never do.

  • @andreaskurniawanwinata3961
    @andreaskurniawanwinata3961 6 років тому +407

    *You wanna play a ZOMBIE GAME?*

  • @zeikers
    @zeikers 6 років тому +905

    Had to come watch this after watching the 76 review lmao

    • @daveadams9857
      @daveadams9857 6 років тому +14

      RizzaXP lol i kinda saw this after the review and wondered which is worse

    • @adrianbundy3249
      @adrianbundy3249 6 років тому +60

      This one is probably worse, the fucking 10 dollars for a save slot on a fucking terrible game is the most insulting thing I have seen a game company do, it's not even lazy - it's malevolent - towards the the customers.
      But damn, Fallout 76 is bad. We can at least agree both of them need to be dead and buried 100 feet under at this point.

    • @TheXboxCreeper
      @TheXboxCreeper 6 років тому

      Lol same

    • @noodlestheway7577
      @noodlestheway7577 6 років тому +2

      I think AJ anger for 76 was more heated than this review . Still very accurate in how crappie the game is.

    • @TheVagabondGadite
      @TheVagabondGadite 6 років тому

      RizzaXP
      The Escapist just made his.

  • @Badong1981
    @Badong1981 6 років тому +241

    “Do you wanna play a zombie game?” - never gets old. Still funny! Lol

  • @Dannwond
    @Dannwond 4 роки тому +17

    "You are above even The Box... I hereby award you the title of Big Box".