Metal Gear Survive Angry Review
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- AngryJoe & OtherJoe search the desert of Konami for anything related to Metal Gear in MGSurvive! Can Joe SURVIVE another Zombie Game?!
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The metal gear series used to be solid, now it’s just trying to survive.
How fitting....
Where have I heard that before?
Attila Vrana as palpatine would say: ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
this remember me the time that time when the power scale of this universe was sudently rising
Lol obviously they’re inspired title
I'm Cuban and Holy Shit man I cracked my self with the Cuban Energy part...
Paulo Cao hey everyone I’m also Cuban. Notice me too.
Yeah, Cuban but with "k". You can guest the Mortal Kombat gigs here!
@@garibaldibritann1240, actually, it's in Russia. Kuban region.
@@GoklasM oh, thanks!
Lol 😂
Joe dressed as kazuma kiryu and doing the Cuban energy is one of best things ever happened in this channel
It was hilarious 😂😂 i think he was dressed as Tony Montana from Scarface tho, and tony montana is cuban as well
It was so out of the blue I almost did a spit take.
Tony Montana*
@@bxile730 Nah it's the outfit he bought/used for his Yakuza 0 review, but yes probably not the intention ofc.
BREAKING ZA WOORRRRLD
When the Angry Review is 100x more entertaining than the game...
Xzenox7 I was hyped for this bcuz of the review
Angry Joe's Cuban dance is the best thing ever to do anything with metal gear survive.
It's the best part of this video🕺🕺🕺🤣
"bring me yayo" lmao
Snakes like, “Oh hell no! I’m going back to Smash Bros. They’ll at least treat me better there.”
Kalo47 Wrong Snake
Not even a snake, technically
WarMachineBrony I know but still.
That was naked snake, i zoomed in and there were no scars on horns on his head.
@Web Head Naked Snake and Big Boss are both spy names to the same person
C0B Productions That’s Poison Snake, you’ll know how and why when you get a completionist ending. It’s not half bad and better explanation why Big Boss appears in Metal Gear 1-2 when he should’ve been dead. The normal ending isn’t that good
*Metal Gear Fans:* Why won't you die!?
*Konami:* PACHINKO MACHINES SON. They harden in response to financial trauma.
-LIIQQQUIIIIDDDDD-
PACCCCHINKKKKOOSSSSS
XD
All Konami has for money makers are Pachinko machines and Yu-Gi-Oh!
goddamnit I love this comment way too much lol
Damn I fucking love this comment. I laughed so hard 😁😁
It breaks my heart everytime a content creator has to come back and change the music and sound for an entire vid, clip, bit, sketch etc. UA-cam and their stupid copyright system that just take the magic out of editing, creativity UA-cam as a whole.
It’s not UA-cam’s fault, they have to abide by copyright law, if you want to blame someone, blame the government and intellectual property laws.
@@kingtoon22 or you could blame the company who called a strike like the greedy fucks they are
alex scott how should copyright laws be implemented in the future?
@@jamiengo2343 well the government needs to catch up with how far technology had changed how copyright works...... We still have laws that were established in the fucking 1800s.
Look I agree there should be a simple rule as long as the creator announces in credits or early in video they “don’t own the song or music playing” they should be good but UA-cam won’t think that way
11:20 , in case you came back for the kuban dance :)
Rofl thank you !!!
I did come back for that, ha ha
As a Cuban...this is accurate lol
Fucking rofl thanks 😂
LMFAO
Angry Joe:
2 guys, cheesy editing, cringeworthy and hilarious acting, and a good ol truthful review.
One of the best on YT.
His reviewing ability really shines when he is angry and heavily critiques games
@@theul6775 And yet, he's actually a pretty smart and well spoken guy when he wants to be.
Boi he deserves an oscar award for every skit hes in
A cardboard booooooooox!!!!!
all the elements that make it a classic angry review :)
The dirty water part killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
“What are you stupid? That’s not a pot. It’s a pan!” 🤣🤣🤣
Hahah, too funny!
15:28 Don’t forget Other Trump
at least this game has brought us a hilarious angry review 😂
dai it was such a good review. Joe hasn’t made me laugh this much in a while.
Kevin Solorzano same dude
dai And his bedroom debut
the dirty water and trump bits killed me
dai not worth it
The cardboard box was the weapon to surpass metal gear.
:O
Cardboard box?
Autismo it’s what sold Phantom Pain
Nintendo LABO ??? 🤔🤔🤔
Autismo Metal Box!?
in fact, that cardboard box was actually a loot crate.
Fura Nao Then Joe was right: it IS the actual bad guy!
nono, you don't understand... That was snake. xD
Madao Poor Snake; he tried to sneak his way out of this game. But unfortunately the box he used wasn't actually a cardboard box, but a lootbox. Now he can only be free if someone purchases the box he is in for $20.
Are actually the same as chest in Diablo 3 -> Loot box too ?
Nekhet LMAO. I would love to see konami try to bait us into buying snake like that. That happens in mobile games. 😂
For those wondering why the music cuts out. Well my guess is joe doesn't want to get hit with ANOTHER copyright strike
The music used to be there
@@TheAlex4905 too bad UA-cam said "nope, no more song for you Joe."
@@IR-Fan Ya
Intro ruined :( was amazing too. It's fair use you assholes.
@@ashaman7653 Not to mention, John Carpenter probably doesn't give two shits about people using his iconic Halloween theme.
The year is 2070 Joe is in a retirement home and is on the brink of death when all of a sudden
‘You wanna play a zombie game?’
And then he flat line's.
The Terrible Animator and becomes a zombie
he probably have a heart attack if he heard that again
Lol, I love how Joe is in bed with his jacket like a cartoon character always in costume.
Or like any video game character, really. JRPG heroes go to sleep in the outfit they started with. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's Fayt Leingod, for example, stays in that outfit for the entire game.
THE ENTIRE GAME.
The man spent what must have been months in the same clothes he had doodled on in the beginning of the game. He just straps on some new gear over it and never changes.
that was a great game though. Roger was my main just because. lol.
"How do make a good game engine bad!?"
*Laughs in Hunt Down the Freeman*
Any Crysis Game that is not the first one of the series
EA: We've milked every cent out of microtransactions and shown gamers we don't give a shit about them or general morality.
KONAMI: Hold my beer
its optional af, not needed at all
rail gun we shouldn’t think like that. That’s how micro transactions get worse. You know that saying with turning up temperature on a frog and it will never know
😂🤣😄😂😆
Blizzard: Hold MY beer!
Nice
We're going to build a fence and make Konami pay for it.
"We as the Konami will not pay for any decent game"
or
"We're going to build save slots and make the gamers pay for it"
you know the game is going to be bad when you see the ''umbrella corps review'' in the recommended tab...
Miguel Medeiros at least umbrella corps has zombies since it's resident evil. What does zombies have to so with metal gear solid, or shit konami never even used zombies.
Miguel Medeiros mine was risen 2 lol
Miguel Medeiros well I don’t have it....oh yup you’re right lol
I feel Bad for Kojima, i like the idea of him alone now, the only problem is that he cant make games about Metal gear and silent Hill, i was overhyped for silent hills
Miguel Medeiros So it wasn't just my case, huh.
In the intro sequence, it was so dead quiet that I thought that my speakers were broken, or that it was very quiet. So I maxed out my volume. Big mistake there
Truth
I think the audio may have been copyright struck.
The audio at the beginning was originally the Halloween theme.
copyright go brr brr
Same
They didn't run out of money, they ran out of Kojima.
They didn't run out of Kojima. They ran Kojima out.
They didn't run Kojima out, they out-ran Kojima
They didn't run Kojima out, they unrk mioja otu.
they didnt run out kojima, it just sucks
There's an Armored Core NEXT joke in all of this.... I can feel it in my veins.
they cancelled silent hills to make this crap. smh
ZolidSnake gotta have those microtransactions though. Please tell me Kojima was not involved in this and facepalmed the game.
Ironkevman 151 he left already after they wouldn't give him credit at that big award ceremony awhile back. I mean, that is really low...
globalicon2012
Which one?
To be fair Kojima has taken silent hills and turned it into Death stranding, which looks very interesting
At least Kojima went and made his own company starting with Death Stranding
Cuban Joe, 10/10 salsa
2020 and this is still one of his funniest review😭 “Hey joe you wanna play a zombie game” “Kuban energy”🤣
I demand more Cuban Joe
I demand more Other Trump...
and more Cuban Joe
OWL cuban joe!!! :D
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Kuban*
Cuban Joe and Other Trump together lol
Metal Gear Survive in nutshell:
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*Pay attention to your stamina!*
*SET YOUR JOYCON DOWN ON IT'S SIDE!*
*THE GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!*
*HE IS A MAN, NO A GOD!*
*COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA SAMPLES!*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! *Never ending Downward Spiral*
THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER
Huh I forgot about that Umbrella corps game.
He's a man not a god, come on comrades!
Eagle
SAMPLE OBTAINED
Well can they atleast make a Metal Gear Porn / Hentai Game with Quiet and the other girls , the franchise is basically finished without kojima.
jmantime sfm masters already beat Konami to that lol
Brazzers has Metal Rear SOlid The phantom Peen... Shes a real SNake Eater LMAO
I NEED THAT LINK...
I think its on pornhub or something lol, gota see the preview its funny as fuck
thats pefect name lol
11:20 I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want more dancing Cuban Joe.
"Pay attention to your stamina" = "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
This one’s mine
Sample obtained
When you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and moans:
*PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA*
There you go, you both just got a like from me.
My girlfriend read this comment and then did this. I started laughing so hard we ended up stopping.
I DID *NOT* need to know that...
@@noahgray543 id say shes cute because of that care
He's a man not a god
Metal gear: Why are we still here?
Konami: *Just to suffer*
Angry Joe: This game is so bad I'd rather play on a PACHINKO MACHINE!
Konami: We hear you Joe. Starting now we shall begin turning our beloved properties into pachinko machines.
Angry Joe: That's not what I meant!!!
F Konami
Konami what the hell did you do to Silent Hill
We have tons of Konami slot machines at the casino I work at lol unfortunately they don't need our gamer money anymore
Well Fuck you too Konami
2014: "He's a man, not a god"
2015: "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
2016: "Sample obtained"
2017: "Put your joycon down on its side"
2018: "Pay attention to your stamina"
2014: He's a man not a god
razorback9999able oh yeah, i forgot that! thanks!
Godzilla fans actually liked the game. Casuals didn't.
razorback9999able which game was that?
Ily so much lol 😂😂😂
Awful games creates the funniest angry reviews.
This review is much more enjoyable than the game.
And ironically its free
@@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 i let ads play to suport angryjoe
I disagree because all of his points are wrong, you can easily tell where to go in the fog if you use the compass and beacons shining in the distance
@@crazygamer4260 U seriously defending this peace of garbage of a game ?
@@crazygamer4260 "all of his points are wrong" there is no way you said that lmao
This game exists solely for Joe's Cuban Energy dance.
0:37 It makes me so frustrated having to listen to that silence. I'm so sorry Joes
I fuckin hate copyright
Damn! So that's what happened.
Worst part is I've found up to 10 videos that had music removed out of it.
Make's me rage every time.
and the duck dynasty review got taken down. RIP UA-cam man.
@@moxxiiscarlett7141 there was a duck dynasty review? I didnt know that
Did I just see a loot box take out the main character?
Daniel Staples Damn I think we need legislation on that shit now more than ever.
Fuck this game. We need a Ride to hell remaster.
Santiago hell no
Santiago hell yeah bro
Santiago Sonic Boom HD remaster
Polverine74 Sonic 2006 at least had an excuse for the moments considered to be awful as the game was rushed per fan demand.
you do know that death would be better right?
We need more of Kuban Joe 😂😂
Diego Perez hell yes!!!!!!!
Definitively yes. Too damn funny.
Joe looks pretty damn good in that suit. The best part of this game is the fact that Joe wore the suit for the review.
"cuban energy"
Get the yay-yo!
A GOZAAAAARRRRRRR QUE RICO!!!!
Kuba-Luban power
Cafe bustelo**
Gotta keep it out along with those crystal zombies beyond the gate.
Metal gear didn't survive
Xon3 No!!! konami didn't survive
2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
2014 - HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! COME ON COMRADES! HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!
2015 - GODZILLA APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!
2016 - COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA! or SAMPLE OBTAINED!
2017 - Set your Joycon down on its side.
2018 - Pay attention to your stamina.
A
ComiXProvider FTW_02
Your Mind has been Jacked.
2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
2011 - "I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..."
ComiXProvider FTW_02 2014 is still my favorite
The metal gear series lived for almost 18 years under the lead of Kojima, but the series died like a week after he left. That is really Saying something.
The first Metal Gear released in 1987.
@@Alexander-nr5tt that makes it worst lmao.
Kojima had one good story and it was MGS1 and after that it was just awful. Thry should have fired him while he was making MGS3
@@thanatos425 all of the game under him sell really well lmao
@@thanatos425 someone’s mad
This review is probably the most entertaining thing that will ever come out of MG survive
iñaki Mendiberri please, please play it. I cant bear to watch people be so blindly hating on a good game. Not great, but definately fun after the first 3 missions
No way in hell. If you like it that's perfectly fine and dandy, but never in life will I support a game that tries to charge you for a save slot. Reviewers say it's shite, but even if it was classified as a masterpiece I would never let my money support such a low practice
@@Mt.Berry-o7 man necro from 6 years but Jeez literally EVERYONE in this comment section was mislead with this bs save slot stuff. play for a month you get a new character, but why even do that when you can new game plus with a new avatar. game has blunt weapons, lacerating weapons, bows, guns, and etc many gadgets etc.
asset flip maybe? but who cares when at its core the game loop is fun. SURVIVE. Healing and Stamina and Hunger were all in MGS3. and everyone loves that game, they brought it back nicely. the tower defense aspect is satiating, put up walls and place gadgets, win.
I was just now thinking about how I would love to see this video - And wouldn't you know it when I checked, here it is! Glorious timing!
Lathland wtf are u doing? Stop slacking and go make some god damn from the depth videos! Btw keep up the good work
TIL Lathland is actually human and does something other than make glorious videos
Guess Joe read your mind
You r my spirit senpai
Greetings, sir & sirettes. And welcome back to AVORION!!!! PLEASE BRING BACK AVORION!!! Greetings from Venezuekla :'D
"Hey Joe. Wanna play another zombie game?"
LUL that was in Dying Light review, wasn't it?
Yeah it was
Stoop it
At this point I want to play as a zombie with a bunch of dialogue trees
Justin Y. Hey Justin, wanna make more bots to like your comments?
I’m really sorry joe it was an accident
It's not your fault. It's Konami's fault for forcing you to do it.
I remember making a game on gamemaker, and I was really proud about making the enemies go round walls to get to the player... I was 14 years old.
Konami: So what special attributes do you have to contribute to our company?
You: Well once, when i was 14, i made my own game.
Konami: °_°
You: And the AI could go around walls
Konami: You're hired...
Louis Corbett
Fuck it, I’m done : Is the game available online ? Can you upload gameplay on your channel ? And what is it ?
Lost it at the cuban part 😂
Me too and I been trying to recover from this soar throat I caught last week. Cuban joe needs to be part of more videos. Pure comedy gold right there.
dajam9035 I’m dying 😂
FrazKing Hahaha
MrFlipperInvader782 Lol I watched the hell out that show. I probably saw every ep.
I lost it right after when he threw his hand in the air and said "WELL FUCK!!" XD
Can we all agree that more Cuban Joe can only be a good thing?
Razzrazz90 Cuban Joe has to go back and review GTA Vice City just because 😂
Cuban Joe Rules!!
Shit yeah, Joe got the moves.
Razzrazz90 yes
That shit had me LMAO
Angry Joe is the perfect example of what every UA-camr should be:
-Reliable
-Funny
-Low budget but creative
Reliable? Nah. Joe delivers on 1 of 5 promised reviews and constantly makes up BS excuses. He was reliable back in 2015.
@@HULKHOGAN1 Doesnt matter, every time he puts something up its great!
Joe. You killed the review with the cuban dance. greatest thing I've seen in a long time.
HEY JOE DO YOU WANNA PLAY A ZOMBIE GAME?!!
NO JOE I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANOTHER FUCKN ZOMBIE GAME
Andre B (dramatic dying light music playing)
Joe: "....killl meeee...."
One of the action lines of the other Joe doll!
You beat me to it dang
Question: Why would the company that owns the rights to both Castlevania and Silent Hill choose Metal Gear as the property to make a zombie survival game out of?
wratched I don’t know but it sure did turn out better than that ps vita silent hill game lmfao!
Because they needed Cuban energy.
Because Top Gun.
They want to destroy Kojimas legacy
wratched maybe it was one of those things were it sounded better in their head 😂
the salt in the wound is the remastered cutscenes of mgs3
KONAMI COULD LITERALLY PRINT MONEY BY REMAKING IT IN THE FOX ENGINE
to bad theyd rather make PACHINKO machibes
That's A Stupid Thing And You Know it HAHAHAHA😂😂😅😅
Cuban energy?? 😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh you wanna play rough? Okeh" - Scarface
Game Tip: Eat Sandwiches Cubanos to gain energy to the Cuban Energy Gauge.
CUBAN ENERGY!!!! lol
Best part of the video hands down xD
only thing it was missing was yoel romero
Maybe it's symbolism. Mgs died when kojima left, and now it's rotting corpse has come back from the grave to feed off of it's fans.
Jimmy Rose Holy Shit, now that was a lol comment! 👍
The kuban bs is konami's hive mind brain like the marker in Dead Space.
Yaaa .. probably
I fully agree. Like, this is the embodiment of how I feel.
and Death Stranding is coming
Paying for save slots? Surprised EA didnt do this first...
yeah thats kind of the new low
They probably thought "nahh too obvious.. we'll save it for plan B"
ashley kay let’s not give them ideas.
Yeah Konami managed to be more Greedy than EA
carl J okay what "amazing" games are there
This looks like an awful dlc for MSGV rather than a true game
Justin Y. Why do you comment on all the stuff I watch lol
Awful being the operative term there.
Jackson3547 hahahahahah. I thought i was the only one who sees this guy everywhere.
Justin Y. Not dlc this is a shitty mod
It basically is.
AJ-“Can’t the zombies go over or around the fence”
OJ what was that? Get him out of here”
This part always freakin gets me, I freakin love both of them
That wasn't just any cardboard box.... it was a... LOOT BOX!!!!!!!
I’m not gonna lie, the game sounds a lot more fun if you imagine it as a border patrol simulator.
J H true
Tower defense game? I like the sound of that.
Yep, which proves how sick and screwed up you are. :)
Edit/Update: This was a response (and the rest of my responses) to a series of comments that are no longer on this thread.
feministpicnicfallsapartafter no1makesanysandwiches you are weird........
Yes, because you stating that you'd form an organization to mass murder people you don't like... simply means, "I'm a good person who just doesn't like your opinion."
Also, of course I'd never admit to wanting to commit mass murder on people I don't like, as I don't entertain the ideas of terrorism and mass murder. Only psychopaths and sociopaths dream of creating an organization to murder people that they don't like.
This game is essentially the shambling corpse of Metal Gear. Kind of fitting, really.
Ikr 😅
:(
A zombie of a game.
It will not harm metal gear its a diffrent shity game with diffrent characters if they used the original charecters it cauld be even worst
Metal Gear Didn't Survive
Can we all just appreciate his Cuban energy joke?🤣
Kojima is probably laughing his ass off now
I would be extremely sad and depressed. It's his life's work. Guy has been making metal gear games for like 25 years. I would be sad as fuck that my life's work, the culmination of decades of story telling got flushed down the toilet in one felt swoop. The one thing he truly loves was taken from him and turned into a turd. I would be crying.
huskytzu who isn't
Fedorable the Horrible aw
thefatman69fude amen
Kojima has been wanting to move on from Metal Gear for a long time now. MGS on PS1 was actually intended to be the last MG game. He didn't expect it to achieve the success it did and for it to become a huge series. He's probably happy to be moving on to new, original projects and knows that MGSV is going to be considered the final game by all the fans. Hell, Big Bosses speech during The Truth mission was essentially Kojima speaking directly to the players and thanking them for all of their support, and that he was now going to move on and do better things.
That wasnt' a Cardbox... That was a *LOOTBOX* !!! **loooooooooooooooool** >.
LKC xSUB-ZEROx. Lmbo
limbo
Gold!
Drat someone said the joke already
Exactly how old are you
This review was more fun then the actual game itself.
Mike the Enigma Truth.
CUBAN ENERGY
Mike the Enigma the game is actually fairly fun, Joe played in the most boring way he could have possibly played by using the spear and seemingly not actually understanding some of the game mechanics.
kuban Energy
RedBlood GAMING it looked completely empty the entire review. A dead open world. It's what people are afraid of with open world games
That breakdown into laughter at 11:03... Is actually what I live for
*You wanna play a ZOMBIE GAME?*
You wanna play a ZAMBIE GAME?
That flashback lol
god damit i forgot about this meme
Eas Kur classic
Yes, yes I do. Do you?
The second they kicked Kojima I knew they were fucked.
He was basically about to pay the house bills for them for years with Silent Hills, that rumored Castlevania game he was gonna direct, and MGSV.
No he quit
Kojima was Metal Gear's Heart and Soul.
V HAS COME TO wait hold the fuck up a castlevania game?
Kojima didn't quit.
He was fired, outright.
How do I know this?
Why does a fucking company suddenly decide to lie and say kojima is on a "VACATION", and only after a few months(when people already know he's been fired), it is announced he was fired.
Not to mention the fact they publicly said, and I quote "we have no record of any Hideo Kojima as an employee of konami."
They literally fired, disowned, and disemboweled his fucking masterpiece of a franchise, and him.
Well it's confirmed this will be on Joe's list for #1 worst game of 2018.
RIDE TO HELL 2!
Bo Peep Thats True but paying $10 for a save slot. Puts it in a league of it's on.
Its been a while for an epic fail rating
Oh just wait. I think 2018 has even more horrible surprises in store for us. It's all downhill from here I'm afraid...
The years still young friend.
RIP Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill and Metal Gear series...
lets hope a good dev aquires the ips along with the fear franchise
Come on Sony buy some IP!
Hey Joe wanna play another zombie game ?
Aymen NO MOTHERF**KING WAY!!!!!
Aymen last of us part 2
Lmao
You beat me to it. Lol.
How many goddamn zombie games do you have?
11:23 What makes this even more hilarious is that Joe actually looks like a Cuban Drug Lord
@Nec Ro Ahh how ironic.
@Nec Ro lol he's dressed like an 80's drug dealer, and he said bring the yayo like Scarface
@Nec Ro oversensitive snowflake af
@Nec Ro dumbass
Dressed like Kazama Kiryu.
You have to admit it did live up to the "Survive" part, you're surviving the gameplay.
Zackary DeCorte lol
Can you Survive Konami's greed? Play MGS and find out!
10:38 😂
I'm not.
Cause I wasn't stupid enough to give Konami money for it. 😂👌
I never knew Konami or Metal Gear excisted until I saw this review
I thought my Bluetooth headset wasn’t on so when joe finally spoke I went deaf for a fat minute
"Was this made by Kojima?"
"No."
"😢"
Lmao exactly.
@@druidofthefang i bet you haven't played the game
@@druidofthefang bro relax we all secretly wish all games were good and have ocelot
I'm glad this wasn't made by Kojima. That would've made him associated with the worst Metal Gear game to ever exist
@@WiFiDown37811 but he did make Death Stranding and it's fucking trash.
@@deadprank947 oh shit, look out! A person with a diffirent opinion from mine!!!!
I love the implication that Joe sleeps in his review jacket. Lol.
counterfett did you notice that he has a mirror as the backboard of his bed.
They should have just called this "Metal Gear Tries To Survive."
ChrisDoesThis hey kojima said that!
Nice one
ChrisDoesThis They should have named it “Metal Gear Kills Itself
Metal Gear Can't Survive
Clever
Turns out the real phantom pain was the pain of knowing this is what killed the Metal Gear franchise.
Amen to that.
But maybe the real Metal Gear, was the friends made along the way 🥲
@@rileymachelle4088 wasn't that said for destiny 2?
Cuban Energy was the only reason this game survived without kojima
"survive" is putting it nicely, its limping along holding onto what little it has
Bro this game is failing miserably, as it should.
OH HO HO YOU READY FOR THE CUBAN ENERGY??
AJ makes a good Cuban too.
AYE I GOT SOME ENERGY RIGHT HERE MANG!
Don't you guys think Other Joe tortures Angry Joe with zombie games because of the amount of movie licensed games Angry Joe tortured OJ with years ago?
Survivor 976 omg yes I just realize...
Wow then OJ's being really nice. Zombie games are at least kinda "fun" (Until umbrella corp and this POS came out) and much more fun than fuckin thor the video game...
state of decay 1 and 2 are fun
Survivor 976 The lore expands...
How did i never think that, mind blown
This review should be just 5 seconds:
Puts game in console
Plays game
Sees $10 save slot
Pulls out game
Destroys game with flamethrower
JustJohn realise that no metal gear game before this has save slots
Realise it doesnt actually cost $10, it costs virtual currency
Realise you get enough virtual currency to buy the save slot if you beat story mode
Understand that you're a sheep and that every negative video you've seen is false and doesnt say anything about the game past the intentionally easy levels and they dont talk about classes and traps and weapons, only the fence and pike, which doesnt even work past the beginner stages
A Boring Company Flamethrower.
Jose Fortun totally not for zombies
you realize that you are forced to buy save slots on a 40 $ game ? when some F2P games don't pull this crap? do you realize that was a greedy move just to squeeze money but anyway
You should make Cuban Joe as a recurring character like Corporate Comamnder and Demon Joe :)
SSJPrinceItachi I agree!
SSJPrinceItachi what happened to corporate commander?
And Linksano!
Fuck YES! :D
Prepare for a new age of "sitting Joe and his friends".
Synopsis: After being knocked into another world by a cardboard box, a random guy nobody cares about stabs a few million totally not zombies through hundreds of fences while eating wild animals and vomiting up poop water before finally having an epic showdown with a multiple assed centipede made of NANOMACHINES SON while stabbing totally not zombies through fences.
DGneoseeker1
But where's the pseudo political intrigue? Where's the main character's will or reason for why he/she fights? Where's the silly moments that are sprinkled around? AND why is there a portal? The Metal Gear-verse hasn't made the tech to do interplanetary or interdimensional travel from this game to frickin Revengeance: Nanomechanical ninja Raiden!
the worse the game
the better the video
I really have to give credits to OJ's acting.. well done
Had to come watch this after watching the 76 review lmao
RizzaXP lol i kinda saw this after the review and wondered which is worse
This one is probably worse, the fucking 10 dollars for a save slot on a fucking terrible game is the most insulting thing I have seen a game company do, it's not even lazy - it's malevolent - towards the the customers.
But damn, Fallout 76 is bad. We can at least agree both of them need to be dead and buried 100 feet under at this point.
Lol same
I think AJ anger for 76 was more heated than this review . Still very accurate in how crappie the game is.
RizzaXP
The Escapist just made his.
If they made a sequel, it will probably be "Metal Gear Survive Again, I Dare You".
The Prepare to Survive edition.
The twist would be: Its like Metal Gear, but with zombies. Again.
Metal Duty....eh oh god. We could go on forever: Metal Kombat, God of Gear, Metal of Gearour, Metalfield, Metalmania, The Walking Gear, Breaking Metal, Game of Gears, No Man's Gear etc
Indeed.
Jw Nj the name is too long lol
This is sad, what such a fantastic franchise has become. If I want to play a god damn zombie game, I play Dying Light, which is miles better than this crap.
Or The Evil Within 2. It's not specifically zombies, but it's close enough and it's actually pretty good.
dracocrusher Lily!
POTTERANDMATRIXFAN how dare you compare Dying light to this shit
Serro Vela Either Left 4 Dead and any of the Dead Rising games. Yes! Any of them!
I agree. with the dlcs now. dying light is super fun.
Stupid UA-cam copyright muted the Halloween theme in the opening skit.
Kojima is probably laughing at this game.
Club Head probably crying as well, they took his franchise and shat all over it.
Im pretty sure he tweeted the dev saying it was “fucking shit”
Oh kojima is fucking rolling on the floor of laughter LMAO.
Hopefully Kojima earns billions on Death Stranding so he can buy the MGS liscense
GamerCalledBen MGS already had a fantastic ending with 4 and didn't need 5 much less this waste of a game. Konami keeps trying to ressurect what they think is an eternal cash cow but everyone knows the series is over, so it will never come back. Kojima would be much better off making new games with the same kind of amazing pull as the original mgs
Wow, these companies are really counting on loot boxes to make their comeback in these games more acceptable. The only problem is Battlefront 2 proves that it wasn’t meant to be. Especially when you force the player to spend real money in the hopes of getting a fucking SAVE SLOT.
SAVE SLOTS. APPARENTLY, THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THEY’RE GETTING, PEOPLE.
I doubt others will copy this practice obviously it results in backlash.
Battlefron by EA was never truly a battlefront game in my opinion just star wars call of duty but maybe that's just what was expected
For. Eighn That’s what I thought about the Battlefront games too.
If EA's in need of cash then it should start making movies. Battlefield is perfect for a cinematic universe that connects the movies and games. A Battlefield 1 movie would be a rival to Dunkirk.
ReportThemAll not really video game movies are always trash and war movies don't sell well Dunkirk was the exception not the rule
I think i’m going to just stop playing newer games, stick with the old ones that is guaranteed to stay fun for a looong time
Brain-dead AI for zombies...
Makes sense to me.
Don't follow this guy! Smart Aleck
Well it does fit zombies....
@@superheavyxd2684 bad AI is bad AI
@@notrenbanney2450 math is math
@@landlockedcroat1554
Bad taste is bad taste.
the muted music scared me with joe screaming suddenly jesus lol
The intro is much more fun and creative than the game.
Ganymede, Jupiter III what is the music ?
Kamak Mama Mike Myers' Halloween Movie theme.
Kamak Mama surprised you didn't know
Hey Joji me too.
Too true