My grandmother once tried using speech-to-text for the first time while in public. She stopped in the middle to talk to someone, then looked back down, realized all the nonsense it had recorded, and went, "oh blast. delete delete delete" not realizing it wouldn't use "delete" the same way it does "period" or "exclamation point". "blast delete delete" is now what my family says every time we type something incoherent.
One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was when my 80 year old grandmother asked me to check if her text message sent correctly. It was a Christmas message sent to a family friend. It was a long message which was worded well enough until the very end. Instead of signing off with her name "Grace" she somehow signed as "The Watergate committee". It was so unexpected I just fell to the floor laughing. She then made me send a follow up text to the same lady explaining the error because she was worried she would "get paranoid". We're Australian with no ties to American politics.
Half. Kach. Can. God damn. Dads. I hate her voice. God. Haa. Home what I said. Yeah. What the hell, why Lily's voice to dads Saturday me trying to say cats at the first half
My grandma once tried voice-to-text. Multiple people ended up talking and it ended up as: “Hi Hi how are you doing? Do you want us to mail the andie down on Thursday mushroom separation Hi andie what are you barking at love you thank you bye”
Every time I watch a Matt Rose video, Matt briefly becomes the voice in my head. So, for like an hour after I watch any of his videos, I have Matt Rose telling me to get my geometry homework done before I start the laundry
LMAO Reminds me of one time my Grandma was gonna voice to text "I'm 2 hours away from Mainstreet in Chicago" And it interpreted as - "IM 2 YEARS OLD" 😭😭😭
My grandpa's speech to texts were always full of swears because he'd get annoyed at his phone I was the only grandkid who called him regularly so he wouldnt have to text
My nana doesn’t know a single thing about technology, and she accidentally recorded a whole conversation on tts and when she finally found out she started screaming and crying asking it to stop. I came in the room, and she had already sent it to my dad. 😂
Honestly I would freak out if I accidentally sent a voice message to a family groupchat instead of my best friend Matthew Cause I do say very much things that I don't even want people to know 😗
My guess on the one at 4:12 is that it was maybe a pocket-dial? Turned on voice-text by accident and then the phone's trying its hardest to pick up anything intelligible through the fabric of a pocket or purse or something.
I once held the talk to text button accidentally while talking to a friend about something, and what came out was "big birth lore foyer evil rock pepperoni fist" 💀
Lmfaooo Reminds me of that time I spoke to my friend Alaure and I said: "How was it at your grandparents house?" It came out as: *How Manner dildos work and use the moment*
I'm dyslexic, so I end up using voice to text a lot when I'm too busy or tired to try to type everything out. I think the worst f up was the time I asked my dad to pick me up and it decided I mean to say "Hey dad, can you f*** me up?" Asterisks and everything. Mortifying.
Before my grandpa died, there was a month before he died, He was trying to tell people about his lung cancer with voice to text He tried to say "I'm going to die soon, I have lots ng cancer" And it always came up as "I'm Jesus Christ" HE'S NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS-
i'd just like to say that ive been on a discord call with my boyfriend and he's been cackling to your videos for the last 45 minutes. this is the happiest i've seen him in a while- thank you for that!
A doctor I used to work with tried to use voice to text to send a message to his wife saying something along the lines of "Hi dear, I love you." The wording was correct, but the message instead went to one of his patients.
Every time I watch your videos: Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh hard. Breathe. Laugh hard. Die laughing. Giggle from the grave. Laugh harder.
Would you consider doing a “strangest things found in thrift stores” video? Beacause while volunteering we got donated a teddy bear in full BDSM gear, ball gag and everything.
My mom and I used to play a game a few years back when voice to text was real crap. We would rapid fire speak a monologue from some Shakespeare play, send it, and the other person would have to try and guess the play and the monologue. It was freaking hilarious, and quite often extremely racist. We never did understand why our phones were racist.
There was a great website that collected these called No, Siri! No! It came out when Siri was first introduced. This was a little before all of the internet was condensed down to five websites. Goddamn dude, you have the best accent for reading these. I’m cry laughing here.
UA-cam blocked me from commenting for a day because, in a comment section, Matt had written "say my name" as a reference to Breaking Bad, and I answered "b*tch"....so it's possible.
Hi Matt, thanks to your videos I am able to survive terrible nights with suffocating cough and wasn't able to sleep for 3 days now. Well, I can't laugh that much, but waiting for morning is easier. I wish you infinite amount of inspiration and thank you!
Would love to see a full video of kids vs text to speech. My 7yr old sister uses it all the time and my personal favorite was the unprompted text I received a week ago that read: “let us play a game.” She has not sent me anything since. I think she’s jigsaw.
The best ones are when the grandparents dissolve into panic, realizing what their phone is writing down or even just realizing that the text to speech is on
Mr. Rose you upload these at the perfect schedule. Its lovely being able to enjoy my sandwich whilst watching your videos during lunchtime at school. Thanks again.
2:43 if anyone else was reminded of that nerd pacman meme song, the original is called "Square Dancin' in Mississippi" It reminded me of the song bc that sound sounds exactly like the one from the song
I once said "thanks aunt Lisa, you're the best" and it came out "big sandy slayer divorce" 💀
big sandy slayer divorce
Holy cow I've never been pinned before thank you
big sandy slayer divorce
Nah how did it even came out as that ☠️
_big sandy slayer divorce_
"Fuck safely, walk quickly" is my new motto in life
I had to take 5 minutes pause to stop laughing at that skulleemoji
Lmao I see you in Vinny’s stream comments all the time 😅
@@dumbbirdwayne Oh hey I recognize you too!
+@@dumbbirdwayne who?
good advice
My grandmother once tried using speech-to-text for the first time while in public. She stopped in the middle to talk to someone, then looked back down, realized all the nonsense it had recorded, and went, "oh blast. delete delete delete" not realizing it wouldn't use "delete" the same way it does "period" or "exclamation point". "blast delete delete" is now what my family says every time we type something incoherent.
Wholsome funny family moment detected
@MetaRain blast delete delete
"blast delete delete" is adorable lmao
Aw, bless. Reminds me of my late grandfather, he always used the word blast it.
done summoned Cybermen (from Doctor Who)
The "Toyota®, Let's go places" thing in the middle of that beautiful message killed me
Also kind of sounds wholesome, too.
3:24
0:21 my fav part so soon😂
1:25 and dis too
2:44 souds like a moan
I'm Scottish and cannot touch that damned microphone ever unless for tactical stroke reasons.
*SCOTLAND FOREVAH* 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
HELP REAL im so thankful voice MESSAGES are a thing 😭😭
sounds hot
Burnistoun elevator "eleven" skit
From west midlands and my phone only understands me if I imitate a BBC presenter!
my grandfather once tried to say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hot” and speech to text made him say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hard”
Lol
YIKES! 😂
SKULL EMOJI 💀
He boutta work inside too 😏
*Cranking sounds ensue*
One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was when my 80 year old grandmother asked me to check if her text message sent correctly. It was a Christmas message sent to a family friend. It was a long message which was worded well enough until the very end. Instead of signing off with her name "Grace" she somehow signed as "The Watergate committee". It was so unexpected I just fell to the floor laughing. She then made me send a follow up text to the same lady explaining the error because she was worried she would "get paranoid". We're Australian with no ties to American politics.
I literally said "How?!" out loud. 😂
@@Logitah 😂No one knows. It wasn't text to speech so she definitely typed something. Still don't know how autocorrect managed that one.
I almost fell to the floor laughing just reading this comment 😂😂😂
That's brilliant
signing off all my emails like that from now on
“Thank you”
-Katie deRonde’s grandma, 11 times in 2015
@@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prtshe said it once in the rest of the year
Half. Kach. Can. God damn. Dads. I hate her voice. God. Haa. Home what I said. Yeah. What the hell, why Lily's voice to dads Saturday
me trying to say cats at the first half
Thank you
Oh my lol😂
"Fuck safely, walk quickly, you wont have a ton of time at home. But it's OK we will make it work" said a mother to her son hahah that killed me😂😂
Lmaoo I really think the parent was trying to imprint
"Walk safely, come quickly" and that ended up as
*FUCK SAFELY, WALK QUICKLY* instead
It's good advice though
@@Theonly_z_OfficialWould be even better if it was: "Fuck safely, come quickly."
Walk safely WALK! WALK! WALK!
Hey gotta instill the importance of safe sex early! 😂
0:22 I love how they just decided to name their grandma on the phone, "GrannyTheGreat".
Well granny must indeed be great
Grandma is a GOD
That’s like a Xbox username from 2012 lol
I AM GRANDMA.
XDDDD
The title sounds like some epic boss fight
epic rap battles of history
Sounds like the weirdest epic rap battles of history episode
Fr
27 likes in 5 minutes? bro fell off
I wonder who wins
I miss my grandparents heavily. If yours are still alive, you’re blessed. Please call them after this video. I wish I could. ❤
I wish mine were too. 😢 Lost my lovely grandmama fairly recently and this reminded me of her. ❤
sending prayers ❤️
I talked to my grandmother today(she lives with us) 🙏
Nah
Lets all just keep it upright.
I am sorry for your loss. 🙏🙏🙏
topless tuesday is certainly a day
Grandma probably should save the celebrations for grandpa though...
I saw your profile picture and now I wish our brains could forget something %100 whenever we wanted to.
@@thecupofno whats so wrong with asuka
@@dimas25th he is scared of women
@@BobBarnabas oh thats sad
The confusion with Coco Cay made me crack up laughing. Especially with the buzzer sound effects.
Especially when the dad spelled it "Coco cat." Almost buddy, almost.
Coh Cito CAY
Coco
Cat
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
I was actually cry laughing at that.
My grandma once tried voice-to-text. Multiple people ended up talking and it ended up as: “Hi Hi how are you doing? Do you want us to mail the andie down on Thursday mushroom separation Hi andie what are you barking at love you thank you bye”
mushroom separation
@@MrFourchords mushroom separation
"Hi andie what are you barking at"
@@sixeleven637 Oh No, andie is just our coworker who loves to bark
Mushroom seperation
And what was Aundie barking at?
matt may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯
Add noise to Idaho!!!!
Emphasis on may
And we can change that
@@Shorjok men can get pregnant if you try hard enough
matt has kids in him‼️‼️‼️‼️
Every time I watch a Matt Rose video, Matt briefly becomes the voice in my head. So, for like an hour after I watch any of his videos, I have Matt Rose telling me to get my geometry homework done before I start the laundry
That's great
stop i read this comment in his voice now
I'm watching the video with the sound off but reading it in his voice
i have this too, not even just with matt rose
@@orionskittles Same!
4:36 the phrase “assess a seaweed” for some reason is really funny to me and I have no idea why 💀💀
_Hmmmmm, yes. The seaweed seems to be doing very good today._
@@HungryWarden seaweed assessment complete.
I THOUGHT IT SAID ASSES 💀
Are they worried about Percy freaking Jackson?
✅Wet
✅Green
✅Salty
✅Thin
4/4 points, 100% correct.
LEAPS AROUND MY ROOM
yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee
FRRR
BOING
roblox gravity coil sound effect
This comment section is full of uwu kids
I love how after so many consecutive misses he had to put "coco cay" in himself
And he still got it wrong 💀
coco cat
COH CITO CAY
"Fuck safely. Walk quickly."
words to live by
Imagine if it was "Fuck quickly, walk safely"
Thank you Mattress, this is Thank you, a really grape video Thank you.
🍇
😂 🤭🤦🍇
🍇
Mattress Grape 😭
Once I tried to say “I enjoyed that it was a lot of fun” as a voice to text to a friend it came out as “ill enjoy your funeral”
Classic Fanny..
@@Agoraphobia2763 a fellow osc member spotted in the wild :0
@@Theempicpotatohello fellow osc member
bruh how
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Once my aunt tried to say “We were on Chestnut street” and it sent as “Our hairy chestnuts eat”
LMAO
Reminds me of one time my Grandma was gonna voice to text
"I'm 2 hours away from Mainstreet in Chicago"
And it interpreted as -
"IM 2 YEARS OLD" 😭😭😭
Finally it's Matt Rose topless monday
I’ve saw a topless Matt Rose before.
WHY'D THEY REMOVE THAT COMMENT
@@Vanta526 huh
5:08
The "Toyota let's go places" part absolutely killed me and cremated me, I can't remember laughing this hard before that, what is even my humor anymore
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
THE DEER IS OPAQUE
make the opaque deer clear!!
Make the opaque deer clear!
This will drastically affect fishing season.
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATUON ❗️ ❗️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🐸 🐸
My grandpa's speech to texts were always full of swears because he'd get annoyed at his phone
I was the only grandkid who called him regularly so he wouldnt have to text
"Hope y'all had a great day today I love you behind bars for CP crimes" wth is grandma watching!? 😂❤😂
UA-cam.
probably law and order
This is the closest we have ever gotten a sequel to that grandma text videos
The “thank you” one has me rolling 🤣
matt's ability to drastically change his voice for dramatic affect is getting stronger. I fear the power he is gaining.
6:47 how it sounds to start a diesel engine in the cold
Literally 💀 🤣
"Find Dadra Scott" is actually terrifying because she may have just summoned an army of grandmothers to stalk with her
"FIND DADRA SCOTT"
always kills me
My nana doesn’t know a single thing about technology, and she accidentally recorded a whole conversation on tts and when she finally found out she started screaming and crying asking it to stop. I came in the room, and she had already sent it to my dad. 😂
Honestly I would freak out if I accidentally sent a voice message to a family groupchat instead of my best friend Matthew
Cause I do say very much things that I don't even want people to know 😗
My guess on the one at 4:12 is that it was maybe a pocket-dial? Turned on voice-text by accident and then the phone's trying its hardest to pick up anything intelligible through the fabric of a pocket or purse or something.
What does that Word mean? Idk English a Lot lol
@@facuzamorano7839 Which one? "Pocket-Dial" means your phone called/messaged someone while it was in your pocket
@@facuzamorano7839 intelligible is when something non-living gets in contact to make sounds for example.
*a selection of gods **_of gods gods_*
there y can selects for the current cabal a selection of gods of gods, those who shall serve the gods.
Your 'kids with text to speech' and 'parent with text to speech' bonuses at the end were pure gold
I once held the talk to text button accidentally while talking to a friend about something, and what came out was "big birth lore foyer evil rock pepperoni fist" 💀
Lmfaooo
Reminds me of that time I spoke to my friend Alaure and I said: "How was it at your grandparents house?"
It came out as: *How Manner dildos work and use the moment*
LMAOOOO
Video idea: fake rumors that people made up. I'll contribute. One kid in the 2nd grade said I liked "kissing apples" 💀💀💀💀💀
No way, one time a rumour went around me that I liked girls..
IM GAY AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
3:30 great, now they're putting ads in our messages
Toyota, Let's go places
I know right, that's so Hey, you look tired. You're overworking yourself. Have a break, and have a KitKat annoying
Hey didn't I tell you to clean Empire today
Yo I know u THE MINIONS ARE COMING TO IHOP
I'm dyslexic, so I end up using voice to text a lot when I'm too busy or tired to try to type everything out. I think the worst f up was the time I asked my dad to pick me up and it decided I mean to say "Hey dad, can you f*** me up?" Asterisks and everything. Mortifying.
Before my grandpa died, there was a month before he died,
He was trying to tell people about his lung cancer with voice to text
He tried to say "I'm going to die soon, I have lots ng cancer"
And it always came up as
"I'm Jesus Christ" HE'S NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS-
I tried to say "im alright" and "how are you" at the same time...
Ended up saying "how are you right" to my grandma
i'd just like to say that ive been on a discord call with my boyfriend and he's been cackling to your videos for the last 45 minutes. this is the happiest i've seen him in a while- thank you for that!
This applies to my life so well. My grandma was gossiping about my cousin and it picked up all of it on voice to text
4:07 i have a lisp and reading something like that out loud is my worst nightmare
A doctor I used to work with tried to use voice to text to send a message to his wife saying something along the lines of "Hi dear, I love you." The wording was correct, but the message instead went to one of his patients.
The only reason I look forward to Monday
Me too tbh
It’s Tuesday in Australia lol
2:19 Ď̸̛̳̲͉͚̺̤̠̈́͂̔̕È̵̯̫͇̺̩͎͙͖̳̬̠̲̳̂͋́͐̓ͅA̶̮͈͊̉̐͛T̶̡̬̫͖̖̱̻̞͍̼͍͑̉̏́̽̓̊̒͠Ḩ̷̢̡͖̼͉̼͓͉͓͉̦̬͚̹̲̽̈̇̇͠
D̸̬̘̟̱̉͒͛͘E̵͔̎̂̏́ͅÀ̶͙̽͛̎͆̆̈̕T̶̯͖̳̣̱̥́̽̄͋̋̋̚Ḣ̸͍̞̤͐
Why does that translate to "God's Word Ha"
7:50 don't worry he won't remember that in the future when needed anyways
Yep, hopefully the mother reminds him to be careful REGARDLESS WHO HE'S WITH. not just girls-
The "Find Dadra Scott" Grandma is 100% a terminator
The Coco Cay part had me in tears
Every time I watch your videos:
Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe.
Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe.
Laugh hard. Breathe.
Laugh hard. Die laughing.
Giggle from the grave.
Laugh harder.
Can't wait for another Topless Tuesday tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥
😭💀 oh my gay
@@Theonly_z_Official Why yes, I am sapphic, thank you
“Latter-day OK Asians” help I’m dying 😂
So close, and yet so funny!
Would you consider doing a “strangest things found in thrift stores” video? Beacause while volunteering we got donated a teddy bear in full BDSM gear, ball gag and everything.
What in the actual sake.. 🍶
These videos never fail to make me laugh so hard it hurts! Thank you for continuing to make them! I have chronic health issues and need a laugh.
“Please pp I’m listening speak now” killed me for some reason
My mom and I used to play a game a few years back when voice to text was real crap. We would rapid fire speak a monologue from some Shakespeare play, send it, and the other person would have to try and guess the play and the monologue. It was freaking hilarious, and quite often extremely racist. We never did understand why our phones were racist.
did we accidentally get rickrolled at 1:05
It isn't a Rickroll, Barry White also released a song named Never Gonna Give You Up
@@Annagiraffelover77It’s a Barryroll
@@jackos5552 Exactly
Thank you Matt Rose for curing Mondays even when you don't need to becuase it's a bank holiday!
Once my grandma was texting about getting toiletries and it came out as toilet trees 😂
2:54 thank you.
Thank you
thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Imagine if someone’s voice to text picked up the tv and revealed they were watching something recognizable and embarrassing, like idk my little pony
Merry ✨ bank holiday ✨ qween. Slay‼️ the day away🤪‼️
🙌🙌🙌
He has an under appreciated way of taking what he reads and putting it to a certain rhythm, with really good timing
MORE VOICE TEXT YESS i'm already falling down the stairs laughing LMAO
did you die
There was a great website that collected these called No, Siri! No! It came out when Siri was first introduced. This was a little before all of the internet was condensed down to five websites.
Goddamn dude, you have the best accent for reading these. I’m cry laughing here.
5:15 'Gotta love reading "latter day OK Asians".
3:40 imagine if the video gets age-restricted for that
UA-cam blocked me from commenting for a day because, in a comment section, Matt had written "say my name" as a reference to Breaking Bad, and I answered "b*tch"....so it's possible.
Nah.. I have seen worse ☠️
@@na-ky8oui once got banned from commenting for a day because i did an impression of packgod
i think you can guess why
@@lemonaunos Yeah, but in my case "b*tch" was also a Breaking Bad reference
UA-cam blocked me from commenting for a day without telling me the comment
3:12 - This guy's gotta be an American Southerner. "I'm writin' 'is to let you know..."
Hi Matt, thanks to your videos I am able to survive terrible nights with suffocating cough and wasn't able to sleep for 3 days now. Well, I can't laugh that much, but waiting for morning is easier. I wish you infinite amount of inspiration and thank you!
You’re hilarious I love this narration it’s a skill most Reddit UA-camrs don’t have
Matt you ham and cheese sandwich thanks for bringing us this epic boss fight
POV: You're Drake 3:45
💀
2:01 made me laugh so hard Pepsi came out of my nose! The idea of being called that unintentionally by somebody who is a role model to you is great.
Matt Rose is fun for the whole family!
7:45
I mean hey that's still good advice
True. Maybe buy em a book for that topic though. 😂
2:03 grandma remembered her 1950's
Don't get me started to burst out in laughter 😭
5:34 Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!
John Lennon said it best -
Koo-koo-ka-choo
NO MO
it’s always an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION when Rat Moses posts
Thank you for being the only UA-camr left who doesn't censor every swear and every reference to sex or death
Always a good day when Matt posts
I can’t decide if I’m thankful or not to have younger grandparents that aren’t hopeless on smart phones as it means I’ll never receive these gems 😂
6:30 apple flavoured sweets
Elf?
Why did I read that to the tune of Apple bottom jeans
@@_physically_insane_ me too
iCandy!1!1!1!1!
Imagine if we put Matt Rose screaming his random gibberish into Text-to-Speech. I feel like it would be sheer chaos, and I'm here for it.
Would love to see a full video of kids vs text to speech. My 7yr old sister uses it all the time and my personal favorite was the unprompted text I received a week ago that read: “let us play a game.” She has not sent me anything since. I think she’s jigsaw.
1:38 coke is more than ok according to the speech to text feature 😂😂
The best part is that a random transcription mobile app does it so much better. Also this says a lot about what teenagers talk about and stuff
Blessed is one whom sees a Matt Rose notification so soon.
The best ones are when the grandparents dissolve into panic, realizing what their phone is writing down or even just realizing that the text to speech is on
1:34 god will never let him say coco cay
Mr. Rose you upload these at the perfect schedule. Its lovely being able to enjoy my sandwich whilst watching your videos during lunchtime at school. Thanks again.
5:06 bro is fighting demons the demons fr taking control im dieing because of the way he said it xd
7:08 he is die
Oops fruit fruit fruit
Thank you forever
Message: *Displays wholesome birthday message*
Also message: "Toyota, Let's go places"
2:43 if anyone else was reminded of that nerd pacman meme song, the original is called "Square Dancin' in Mississippi"
It reminded me of the song bc that sound sounds exactly like the one from the song
i actually found the original sample in a different 2000-ish song, forgot the name of it, could also be a short Gangsta's Paradise sample
the funniest part of this whole video is imagining the grandparents tyring to say what they were saying.
I know a lot of these are fake or altered, but still funny as hell 🤣
"Fck safely, walk quickly" - words to live by....
FUCK SAFELY, WALK QUICKLY
imagine if it was "FUCK QUICKLY"
@@Theonly_z_Official ...what if I don't have to imagine...
Never mind, scratch that.