A miracle up there with the wine glass in that video with the cat and the plastic bag, and Contrapoints lunging at the cat toy without knocking the glass or the bottle off the table.
Reminded me of that old commercial where "Kelly" or whatever her name was jumped on the mattress and the wine didn't spill lol Anyone else remember this??
I am impressed that he is seen drinking/holding alcoholic beverages in every video and YT still doesnt lock them. (They are otherwise incredibly sensitive about stuff in videos) cool dude just gets past it 🍺🍻
The BDSM short for Buddhism is my favorite one here. 😭 I can't even imagine this being used in conversation. "My whole family practices BDSM. I grew up with it."
“BDSM has changed a lot of lives. A lot of people like it, even some of my classmates. BDSM has been around for a long time.” - someone’s essay, probably
managed to convince a 12 yr old that ‘sussy’ is short for sustainability and ‘baka’ is australian slang for a tree, and that the two combined are used to describe reforestation efforts.
As a kid, I used to think "orgasm" was short for "organism". Fortunately I was smart enough to never say it in class until I knew what it actually meant
I didn't think it was "short for" organism but I thought I got the two words mixed up frequently and thought they meant the same thing. I never said it in class either but MAN am I lucky lmao
I remember watching a UA-cam video when I was real young that mentioned the word orgasm and I asked my dad what it meant😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕 he was Not pleased
for some context, "cucumber" in italian is "cetriolo" and i once saw a post about a girl that when she was little thought the "ctrl" on the control key was for "cucumber"
In a programming class in college, someone made a post in the class forums asking about the next Cumulative Quiz. Only they shortened it to "Cum Quiz," and someone else responded with "HAAAANK! DON'T ABBREVIATE CUMULATIVE! HAAAANK!"
The condiment one reminded me how in 4th grade when I got straight As I got a free meal at Fudpucker's I don't know where I'd heard the word I _actually_ said before but what I do know is that I had also never heard of _marinara_ sauce, so imagine the utter shock when young 9/10 year old me asked for *marijuana sauce* I haven't lived it down since. I'm 25 now.
Can, uh…can we get more info on “Fudpucker’s”? I know there used to be a “Fuddrucker’s” in my city that got closed down, but I’ve never heard of the former!
My French teacher uses marking codes. “SP” for spelling, “WG” for wrong gender, and so on. If we’d written something in the wrong tense, she’d write “wrong tense format.” One day she decided to shorten it to “WTF” and started writing it over our work.
@@Onyx_randomnumbers Past tense verbs in french use an auxiliary verb, which is usually avoir (to have) or occasionally etre (to be). Which auxiliary verb you use depends on what the other verb is. I think the format part comes from getting the wrong auxiliary verb, or not including it entirely.
the student: Billy et Mandy et étant amis et ils sont très drôles ensemble (Billy and Mandy were friends and they are very funny together i went and googled that. I don’t actually know french) The teacher: WTF
I also believed sitcom was short for sit-down comedy, which makes sense considering most sitcoms are set in an office, living room, or other place where the characters do a lot of sitting.
At 1:17, my sleep deprived brain interpreted the dinosaur's scream as an expression of outrage at the mispronunciation of their species' name. I'm not sure why I thought the dino would care, but hey, if a name matters, it matters.
My ex thought the word 'flu' was short for 'flatulence' rather than 'influenza' and would apparently go around work to people who had been sick and ask if their 'flatulence' was better (no, I have no idea why they didn't correct him either). When I couldn't help but spontaneously laugh at this the relationship was more or less over.
Dunno why he did that, being passively funny means you don't have to try so hard to do it on purpose. I know of a guy who I still think is one of the dumbest people I've interacted with who decided it would be a good idea to put on some metal cap he welded together and have his buddy shoot him in the head with a pellet gun. The sound reverberating inside his makeshift special needs helmet ended up damaging his ears. He then goes home crying to his WIFE about it like he's a child who scraped his knee on the sidewalk, and she just laughed and helped as best she could. According to him, she's still with him because she finds him endearing and funny.
@@redeye4516 Not my ex. He was massively butt-hurt that a woman laughed AT him instead of WITH him. The relationship was going nowhere so I have no qualms being out of it. Good luck to him.
As someone familiar with England, I know absolutely no one is surprised by Matt's antics in his garden. Hope you were okay when you hit the ground! - a Scot (we're so much worse.)
The fact that so many people thought names were short for other, non existent names is giving me life. I intentionally call people made up versions of their names, and “Staniel” and “Billiam” have definitely been on my list! As is “Craigory,” and “Drewsoph.” Needless to say I was really disappointed to learn that the Ross I work with is actually named Rosston, because that’s absolutely the name I would have called him if it wasn’t his name. 🤣 I’ve changed that one to “Rosstopher.”
A couple years ago, my little sister made a list of types of sandwiches we wanted to make. She said, and I quote, "I want a burger sandwich! I'll call it BS for short!" and was confused as to why my mom and I were laughing so hard
Reminds me of the Jack Jack Attack short with the Incredibles when Syndrome says the S on his shirt stands for sitter and it doesn’t say babysitter because then it would say BS.
Used to think CBT was short for cock and ball torture as opposed to cognitive behavioural therapy. Got pretty confused when I’d hear therapists talk about CBT. Edit: I suppose both are technically correct, but in the context of therapy it was very very wrong
I once saw an episode of Spongebob where Sandy introduced someone as "Dale here" but for some reason I heard it as "Dailure" (like "failure" but with a "d") and so for years I thought that's what the name "Dale" was short for.
Etymology. From Middle English staniel (“bird of prey”), from Old English stānġilla, stānġella (“staniel, pelican”, literally “rock-crier”), from stān (“stone, rock”) + ġella (“yeller, crier”). Its a real name
3:07 I thought the same thing when I was little, one time I was at a restaurant and pointed at the condiments asked my parents about condoms, they had to explain to me that I was saying something completely different and I'll never forget that day
It's not quite the same but sometimes in Scotland we sort of "Scottify" English words just for the crack and one time I tried to do it for "couch", and I ended up saying "I'm gonna sit on the COOCH". 💀
I used to think "Seal" was short for "Sea Lion" and that they were the same thing. Not that embarrassing on paper, they're pretty similar animals if you don't know any better, but thinking of how confident young me was telling that fact to all of my family as if I had just had just worked out the meaning of life or something is definitely embarrassing in hindsight.
@@swaggyhotdogare you trying to tell someone their own name??? 💀😂 Some nicknames are short for more than one name ya know. Like Katie can be short for Katherine or Katelyn.
The first time I saw the abbreviation "LGBT," it was in a social media post and I could tell by the context that it was related to queer people. So, my little thirteen-year-old brain jumped to the conclusion that LGBT must stand for "Let Gays Be Together."
I know a father-son duo by the names of Bob and Rob. I had a particular misconception corrected when I was about ten and walked up to the father and said "Hi, Bobert." We still laugh about that. I'm in my twenties now.
I used to think "jk" was just an abbreviation for the word "joke" for a long time, until I learned it's actually short for "just kidding". I also thought "MC" stood for "Mic Controller" rather than "Master of Ceremonies". Also, in response to the one about Eminem - to be fair, they're not entirely wrong. It _is_ meant to be a play on M&M, because his initials are MM, for Marshall Mathers.
1:38-1:48 Honestly, I love this one even more, rizz = rizzardry = charismatic wizardry. Whenever someone rizzes you up, that means he's a rizzard whose magic rizzonates with yours.
Technically “Rex” isn’t so much an abbreviation as the Latin word for “King.” The name “tyrannosaurus Rex” literally translates as “tyrant lizard king.”
I've been way into music (70s, 80s, 90s alternative stuff. all kinds.) for a few years now. I learned embarrassingly late that Alice Cooper is, in fact, NOT the singer for Alice in Chains
3:40 I’m glad I’m not the only one 😭 As a kid I genuinely thought Islam was a country. I remember learning about it at school when I was like 8 and I was just sat there wondering why the laws seemed so disconnected from the usual type of laws a country might have and thinking what might have led to such laws being passed (we were learning about like different rules in Islam). No one thought to correct me until I was like 11 and started a sentence with ‘If I lived in Islam…” EVERYONE WAS SO CONFUSED 💀
2:28 Funnily enough, the original definition for simp was literally simpleton. I distinctly remember Grim calling Billy a simp in an early episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
I'm probably gonna get drowned in comments, but I wanna thank you for these videos. I've been binging them by the dozen over the past few weeks, and they've been keeping me entertained during a really drab time of my life. Keep up the great work, Mattress Rose!
Was once in religion class back in first year and was asked what are the followers of Islam called and I straight up said islamers with full confidence 😭😭
I remember a Tumblr post about that, and how that's why Wikipedia has "Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)" on the list for famous people named William while "Will Smith" himself isn't
I used to think "vegan" is short for vegetarian. I realized the difference when I was playing this pizza game with both a vegetarian pizza AND a vegan pizza.
Fun fact: the word vegan actually does come from the word vegetarian. Donald Watson and Dorothy Morgan created the word by combining the first 3 and last 2 letters of vegetarian because, according to Watson, it marks the beginning and the end of "vegetarian".
Omg that "retry" thing was an unexpected flash of nostalgia. Back when I was like 6, my brother and I used to play N64 a lot at a time when many games were not (fully) localised yet so we had to make do with English menu options. Of course we'd figure out that "retry" means "start again" but clueless kids that we were, we, too, would say "reh-tree". This apparently stuck with me so much that even now as someone who works with English on a daily basis, "rehtree" doesn't feel wrong to me. Like I know it is, but in my heart of hearts it really isn't.
Once in a sociology class I wanted to note down the word "analysis" next to a paragraph, but was too lazy to write it out, so I wrote out "ANAL" in massive letters. My teacher was confused to say the least.
When I was a junior in high-school on a test there was the easy question of: "What does MIA stand for?" Everyone got it correct except one dude who wrote down "Marines International Airport"
@@SunnflowerCanon It's Missing In Action! Generally used in a military context; it refers to soldiers who cannot be found. It often turns out to be because they're prisoners of war (POWs) or killed in action. (KIA)
2:00 I thought pretty much the exact same thing, except not as a contrast to stand-up comedy. I thought sitcoms, or "sit-down comedy" was called that because the stories of sitcoms I saw often took place in people's houses.
As a kid, I thought Bud Light (my dad’s favorite beer) was short for Buzz Lightyear. Also, I thought that soda was short for Minnesota. Funny how the two abbreviations I got confused were both drink-related
This brings back some memories, when I was about 5 or so I used to think my name (Gabriel) was spelled "K. B. O." I was a jokester even back then and prone to joking about the sounds letters make, but that was a rare case of me being dead serious. I earned the nickname "Kaybo" for a couple years after that.
For those who are confused it's also used for... 3r3ctile dysfunction (not sure what UA-cam censors these days.) Google that in incognito if you don't know what it is.
4:49 I feel like naming a future child or plushie "Staniel" or "Gustard" now. The sound of the names just sounds good. I really don't know why 5:11 Fredward, too 5:33 Bilton 5:54 WILLARD?!?!?
When I was a kid, my mom had a female friend named Chris. When I was in first grade, a boy in my class was named Christopher and everybody called him Chris. So I went up to my mom's friend one day and proudly told her "I know what your name is short for. It's short for Christopher!" I never did find out how my mom explained that to her.
Not so much an abbreviation fail, but more of a grammar fail. When I was a youngster, I forgot my to two and too knowledge. For a month. I was 14 in third year of secondary school! *DURING THE TIME OF EXAMS.* 💀 Also, impressive parkour, Mattress
Cooked carrots is better than raw fight me
Let's get this debate GOING
LET'S TURN THIS SHOW INTO A PARTY
what
Agreed
oh fuck no
It's okay Mattress, we don't judge your parkour skills
NOOO WHAHAHAH 😂
Mattress arose
@@Thefrogbread *Waitrose
LMAO
@@fIeeIrepeaI😂 alright, I can't not call him Mattress Waitrose now
The fact that Mattress somehow did not spill his wine is the most shocking part about this video
Edit: Fixed the typo!
I guess you could say it was like some sort of Rizzardry.
Mattress*
A miracle up there with the wine glass in that video with the cat and the plastic bag, and Contrapoints lunging at the cat toy without knocking the glass or the bottle off the table.
Reminded me of that old commercial where "Kelly" or whatever her name was jumped on the mattress and the wine didn't spill lol Anyone else remember this??
That would be alcohol abuse.
“Lan Adele Ray” and frank being short for anthony almost took me out
Mattress Rose has never disappointed at least me with his videos, and now he even has a consistent upload schedule 😮
real
@@TheCrispySupremereal
eat a dinner mattress wayne
Except for videos about nice and naughty cats apparently but yeahhh. He truly makes Mondays tolerable
He puts a shegrin on my face
“My mom thought BDSM was short for Buddhism.”
My brother, several years ago: I thought sadomasochism was a religion
🤝
Bible Discussion Study Meeting
i mean.
It might be a religion.. maybe more of a cult, but still.
well, kind of explains all the self-flagellation stuff
Buddha Dharma Sangha Meditation
I didn’t know rizz was short for anything. Matt Rose has officially taught me something.
I only found out when I searched the meaning a few months ago
I thought rizzing someone meant making fun of them or teasing them. "Oh, he's just rizzing you."
You were probably confusing it with "razzing"@@bwc1976
@@bwc1976I think it used to, that sounds familiar
@redsunrises8571 That’s “razzing.” Very close, but a different vowel.
“Sit down comedy” as opposed to “stand up comedy” is actually kinda smart.
Too bad most sitcom's I've seen have the characters standing around most of the time.
They also aren't that funny, in hindsight...
It's so good! It almost convinced me that was the correct interpretation 😂
Actually, that's what I thought too. But English isn't my first language, so there's that.
@braelinmichelus no like you sit down while watching the tv
Yeah, wrong conclusion but respectable reasoning.
I can't tell if I'm more impressed that the bar didn't break, the wine didn't spill or that Mattress landed that jump without falling over
I am impressed that he is seen drinking/holding alcoholic beverages in every video and YT still doesnt lock them. (They are otherwise incredibly sensitive about stuff in videos) cool dude just gets past it 🍺🍻
@@deinemudda6104 🍷
and that the sun exploded after he landed for some reason
@@safe_alpha😂😂😂
Oh yeah
I see what you did there.
The BDSM short for Buddhism is my favorite one here. 😭 I can't even imagine this being used in conversation. "My whole family practices BDSM. I grew up with it."
“BDSM has changed a lot of lives. A lot of people like it, even some of my classmates. BDSM has been around for a long time.” - someone’s essay, probably
Mattress never disappoints with his content
I love Mattress Rosefield, he is the best youtuber
_Mattress Rosemary_
Holy hell
please, PLEASE let one of you be from Dubai 🇮🇪
Mattressy rosintelyum
managed to convince a 12 yr old that ‘sussy’ is short for sustainability and ‘baka’ is australian slang for a tree, and that the two combined are used to describe reforestation efforts.
It was very short lived, because well, it wasnt long before he heard it in its regular context, but it was wonderful.
You radiate chaotic neutral energy, sir
you sussy baka 💀
@@el-nathantrue 💀
@@arthurgabriel2625 chaotic evil, that's lying
recently i kept thinking "tonsils" was like long for "tongs" and kept asking my dad "do we have any tonsils?? Where are they??" to his utter confusion
Once I had a dream someone had an abbreviation on the back of their jacket that just said “C.O.C.K.” I have no clue what it was meant to stand for.
Cock
On
Call
Kk
An advertisement that hes always ready for sex😂
chivarly of cool kids
I think it just said cock
Cuckoldry of Cunning Karens
Cats of Canterlot’s Kaleidoscope
As a kid, I used to think "orgasm" was short for "organism". Fortunately I was smart enough to never say it in class until I knew what it actually meant
I didn't think it was "short for" organism but I thought I got the two words mixed up frequently and thought they meant the same thing. I never said it in class either but MAN am I lucky lmao
I remember watching a UA-cam video when I was real young that mentioned the word orgasm and I asked my dad what it meant😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕 he was Not pleased
@@ViridianWoFTHE EMOJIS IM SOBBING
bro same ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
"Rorrence" made me chuckle more than it had any right to.
I want a show now about Staniel, Gustard, and Rorrence.
for some context, "cucumber" in italian is "cetriolo" and i once saw a post about a girl that when she was little thought the "ctrl" on the control key was for "cucumber"
Ah yes, “Press Cucumber to crouch”
@@fivestarguy100 LMAO THIS SOUNDS SO WRONG💀😭💀😭💀😭
oh boy i can't wait to Cucumber C and Cucumber V something
@@VoidDoesVideos because it IS wrong. shift is crouch, cetriolo is run
@@noyz-anything I’ve played games where the button to crouch was CTRL. I’ve actually never seen a game where Shift is crouch, Shift is usually sprint.
In a programming class in college, someone made a post in the class forums asking about the next Cumulative Quiz.
Only they shortened it to "Cum Quiz," and someone else responded with "HAAAANK! DON'T ABBREVIATE CUMULATIVE! HAAAANK!"
Don't worry, statistics often uses CUM PCT (cumulative percent)
HOW DID HANK NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE IM SOBBINGGF 😭
I thought the person said honk for a solid 5 minutes until remembering Hank is a name
@@salf.7484its a breaking bad ref their name isnt actually hank
CumuQuiz
The condiment one reminded me how in 4th grade when I got straight As I got a free meal at Fudpucker's
I don't know where I'd heard the word I _actually_ said before but what I do know is that I had also never heard of _marinara_ sauce, so imagine the utter shock when young 9/10 year old me asked for *marijuana sauce*
I haven't lived it down since.
I'm 25 now.
So… you told them that you wanted w**d sauce?
Shows the state of the US right now that kids know the word marijuana before the word marinara.
@maestro9765 jesse what the hell are you talking about
That was *15 years ago*
@@juliewinchester1488 Exactly, it's even worse now. The US is quickly becoming a nation of oversedated, lazy people.
Can, uh…can we get more info on “Fudpucker’s”? I know there used to be a “Fuddrucker’s” in my city that got closed down, but I’ve never heard of the former!
My French teacher uses marking codes. “SP” for spelling, “WG” for wrong gender, and so on. If we’d written something in the wrong tense, she’d write “wrong tense format.” One day she decided to shorten it to “WTF” and started writing it over our work.
that's hilarious, but why format though?? just saying wrong tense is fine
@@Onyx_randomnumbers Past tense verbs in french use an auxiliary verb, which is usually avoir (to have) or occasionally etre (to be). Which auxiliary verb you use depends on what the other verb is. I think the format part comes from getting the wrong auxiliary verb, or not including it entirely.
HELEPMEENE☠☠
the student: Billy et Mandy et étant amis et ils sont très drôles ensemble (Billy and Mandy were friends and they are very funny together i went and googled that. I don’t actually know french)
The teacher: WTF
@@CosmicKitten67 tgaobam mentioned
I also believed sitcom was short for sit-down comedy, which makes sense considering most sitcoms are set in an office, living room, or other place where the characters do a lot of sitting.
what else would it be????
Sitcom stands for "situation comedy."
I thought maybe it had something to do with having a studio audience that was seated :p
@@makimaki500Situational Comedy.
At 1:17, my sleep deprived brain interpreted the dinosaur's scream as an expression of outrage at the mispronunciation of their species' name. I'm not sure why I thought the dino would care, but hey, if a name matters, it matters.
My ex thought the word 'flu' was short for 'flatulence' rather than 'influenza' and would apparently go around work to people who had been sick and ask if their 'flatulence' was better (no, I have no idea why they didn't correct him either). When I couldn't help but spontaneously laugh at this the relationship was more or less over.
Flu is short for something?!
@@TussockyBongo57 Yes.
Dunno why he did that, being passively funny means you don't have to try so hard to do it on purpose.
I know of a guy who I still think is one of the dumbest people I've interacted with who decided it would be a good idea to put on some metal cap he welded together and have his buddy shoot him in the head with a pellet gun. The sound reverberating inside his makeshift special needs helmet ended up damaging his ears. He then goes home crying to his WIFE about it like he's a child who scraped his knee on the sidewalk, and she just laughed and helped as best she could. According to him, she's still with him because she finds him endearing and funny.
@@redeye4516 Not my ex. He was massively butt-hurt that a woman laughed AT him instead of WITH him. The relationship was going nowhere so I have no qualms being out of it. Good luck to him.
@@redeye4516 was the damage permanent, or?
As someone familiar with England, I know absolutely no one is surprised by Matt's antics in his garden. Hope you were okay when you hit the ground!
- a Scot (we're so much worse.)
love this comment
Thats hwy the neighbour had to get security cameras!
*Mattress
balls 😍😍😍
@@thenonymous38 XD
The fact that so many people thought names were short for other, non existent names is giving me life. I intentionally call people made up versions of their names, and “Staniel” and “Billiam” have definitely been on my list! As is “Craigory,” and “Drewsoph.” Needless to say I was really disappointed to learn that the Ross I work with is actually named Rosston, because that’s absolutely the name I would have called him if it wasn’t his name. 🤣 I’ve changed that one to “Rosstopher.”
Now add names like 'Mane' and 'Ddywryngoarachth' and also 'Tzetzintliam'
I used to think Ruby was short for Rubella.
My name is Ruby.
@@eggchomp that’s hilarious!
A couple years ago, my little sister made a list of types of sandwiches we wanted to make. She said, and I quote, "I want a burger sandwich! I'll call it BS for short!" and was confused as to why my mom and I were laughing so hard
I remember when a classmate named Bianca Jsomething realized she should stop referring to herself by her initials... 💀
My grandma probably would've thought that BS stood for "baloney sauce!" 😂
@@renakunisaki Bianca Jsomething is certainly an interesting name.
Reminds me of the Jack Jack Attack short with the Incredibles when Syndrome says the S on his shirt stands for sitter and it doesn’t say babysitter because then it would say BS.
Finding out that sitcom isn't actually short for sit down comedy blew my mind
For those who are just finding out (like I am), sitcom is short for situational comedy
@@diogamest3545 what really???
@@thatonefirekestral Yep, a quick Google search confirms it, as well as the Wikipedia article for it
@@diogamest3545 Oh no. To this point I always thought a sitcom is a comedy show which you sit down and enjoy
@@diogamest3545what? really? i always thought it meant when you sit down and watch comedy or something
This is why I love Mattress Rose, you always go above and beyond for the bit
Used to think CBT was short for cock and ball torture as opposed to cognitive behavioural therapy. Got pretty confused when I’d hear therapists talk about CBT.
Edit: I suppose both are technically correct, but in the context of therapy it was very very wrong
I mean both are correct
You're not wrong, I mean what does ED mean
Or MLM
@@demetriam2408eatind disorded, multi level marketing
Were my first thoughts
@@PercabethYessss it also means erectile dysfunction and men loving men! How fun
2:27 Simp actually did used to be short for "simpleton" so he's not completely wrong.
Also Niko spotted
hello niko
My comment got deleted lol
It also means Squirrels In My Pants.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Phineas and Ferb
Thank you Mattress rosetthew for your incredible videos
I used to think that the slang term "lit" was another abbreviation for "legitimate". I got my fair share of people laughing at me for it.
me too, I think I only learned to the contrary a couple years ago
It’s not? What’s it short for?
@@lordexplosionmurder8978 The way it was used was not an abbreviation, but I thought it was.
rizz etymology moment
that's defo not lit
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize Tom is short for Thomas. I always felt confused why Tomothy wasn’t a popular name
same vibes as to jim being short for james instead of jimothy
I’m a simp, I see Matthew Rosalina videographical, I select the approval button
You mean "Mattress Rosalina videographical"?
I once saw an episode of Spongebob where Sandy introduced someone as "Dale here" but for some reason I heard it as "Dailure" (like "failure" but with a "d") and so for years I thought that's what the name "Dale" was short for.
as a Dale I can confirm this is true
Wasn't that the episode with the British NFTs or some sh¡t
@@BinglesPthat's the episode Chimps Ahoy, and I don't think there is a character called Dale there
4:55 When Staniel came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.
What
@@esmerat the staniel parable
”...This was *_not_* the correct way to the meeting room and staniel knew it„
Etymology. From Middle English staniel (“bird of prey”), from Old English stānġilla, stānġella (“staniel, pelican”, literally “rock-crier”), from stān (“stone, rock”) + ġella (“yeller, crier”).
Its a real name
@@Didyouknowthatiexist why did you add the dots and macrons
3:07 I thought the same thing when I was little, one time I was at a restaurant and pointed at the condiments asked my parents about condoms, they had to explain to me that I was saying something completely different and I'll never forget that day
5:27 I have to say, Mattress Roseward, this was quite entertaining
It's not quite the same but sometimes in Scotland we sort of "Scottify" English words just for the crack and one time I tried to do it for "couch", and I ended up saying "I'm gonna sit on the COOCH". 💀
OHH DON'T SIT ON THE COOCH
@@edithpatel7007 who's stopping me 😈
HELP
Silly Scots, you don't sit on the cooch, the cooch sits on you💀
DUDE I LOST IT AT SCOTTIFY I THOUGHT IT WAS SPOTIFY FOR PPL NAMED SCOTT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's Mattress Rosanne back with a new video!
I used to think "Seal" was short for "Sea Lion" and that they were the same thing.
Not that embarrassing on paper, they're pretty similar animals if you don't know any better, but thinking of how confident young me was telling that fact to all of my family as if I had just had just worked out the meaning of life or something is definitely embarrassing in hindsight.
A seal is just a sea lion without a charge :)
They are actually, in fact, the same thing. The sea lions are taxonomically in the middle of all the seals.
@@AztecCroc All sea lions are seals but not all seals are sea lions.
@@Norwynlike squares and rectangles :)
Wait they're two different things?
There's nothing more dangerous than making an abbreviation fail
sus
Fr. It's so dangerous I got sent to hospital
Fr accurate
@@zkam900WAIT WHAT?!
real
It's nice to know my nickname "Matt" isn't short for Matthias but for Mattress 🤣
dude... it's Matthew
Nuh uh it's Mattress@@swaggyhotdog
@@swaggyhotdogare you trying to tell someone their own name??? 💀😂
Some nicknames are short for more than one name ya know. Like Katie can be short for Katherine or Katelyn.
@@DisgruntledGoblin Brother my name is Mathias
Fun fact: Sperm _is_ short for spermatozoon. So Luke was actually pretty close
I also thought it was short for spermatazoid
Spermatozilla
@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004spermatozoa is the plural form of spermatozoon
*s p e r m a z o i d*
WHAT
THAT'S AN ACTUAL WORD???
IT HAS ZOON IN THE NAME HOW CAN YOU TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY
If I have kids, Fredward is totally a name on the list of suggestions the spouse will glare at me for until we decide on an actual name.
I love mishmashes like that. I know someone who started a Sims challenge with the character "Frangela" XD
@@Jupiter-T there was a youtuber that named one of their sims 'Ellis Dee' as in 'LSD'
@@Xer0280 i recognize that name...
Always love all of Mattress Rosencrantz’s videos! Keep it up! 🥰
FIRST FEW SECONDS AND MATT IS ALREADY DOING A JUMPING DAB XD
I think you mean a *debonair*
Mattress*
just read this in his voice xd
And the Baba O'Riley too!! Matt really is a comedic genius.💀💀💀
I don't even know what a dab is or what that's short for
I really admire your commitment to the bit. I’m sure if I took a mouthful of wine and jumped off something I’d break my ankle
*If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna name him "Staniel."*
Ah yes, nothing like a cozy evening, with another great video by everyone's favourite UA-camr...
*Mattress Rose*
Matt smiling at the camera like that was not on my bingo card for most terrifying sights of 2024
The first time I saw the abbreviation "LGBT," it was in a social media post and I could tell by the context that it was related to queer people. So, my little thirteen-year-old brain jumped to the conclusion that LGBT must stand for "Let Gays Be Together."
At least they got one word sort of right
I know a father-son duo by the names of Bob and Rob. I had a particular misconception corrected when I was about ten and walked up to the father and said "Hi, Bobert." We still laugh about that. I'm in my twenties now.
I recently decided to start believing that "miffed" is an abbreviation of "mildly infuriated". My mind cannot be changed.
But, isn't it? 🤔
@@monkeytennis7477 it's not an abbreviation, but it does mean "somewhat annoyed".
@@monkeytennis7477 it's not an abbreviation, but it does mean "somewhat annoyed".
@@monkeytennis7477 it's not an abbreviation, but it does mean "somewhat annoyed".
@@CarMedicine And I am somewhat annoyed that you posted the same reply three separate times, but I am not miffed. 🤪👅💀🥳🤡
I used to think "jk" was just an abbreviation for the word "joke" for a long time, until I learned it's actually short for "just kidding".
I also thought "MC" stood for "Mic Controller" rather than "Master of Ceremonies".
Also, in response to the one about Eminem - to be fair, they're not entirely wrong. It _is_ meant to be a play on M&M, because his initials are MM, for Marshall Mathers.
The way the rexasaurus at 1:23 segue'd perfectly into the opening bottle noise... 😭😭😭
😭😭 it took me a second but woah
Imagine hearing a T-Rex in your house and you come out only to find it's your roomate struggling to open the pickle jar
1:38-1:48 Honestly, I love this one even more, rizz = rizzardry = charismatic wizardry. Whenever someone rizzes you up, that means he's a rizzard whose magic rizzonates with yours.
And then you get an aneurizzm
6:58 this is the last thing you see before you die
Technically “Rex” isn’t so much an abbreviation as the Latin word for “King.” The name “tyrannosaurus Rex” literally translates as “tyrant lizard king.”
What's your point?
@@goatbone I just thought it was interesting.
I am the Lizard King. I can do Any Thing 🤯🚪🚪🚪🚪
I’m officially calling the T-Rex a tyrant lizard king, that is an amazing name
@@LiterallyMeGuys That's...literally what the animal's binomial name actually means in Greek.
I've been way into music (70s, 80s, 90s alternative stuff. all kinds.) for a few years now. I learned embarrassingly late that Alice Cooper is, in fact, NOT the singer for Alice in Chains
how did this get a like within 39 seconds
💀
BRUH.
RIP Layne
Not me when I was around 5 thinking that "treason" was short for "tree season" 😭💀
BFDI characters: TREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASONTREESEASON
@@Vanta526 Tree's in what now?
3:40 I’m glad I’m not the only one 😭 As a kid I genuinely thought Islam was a country. I remember learning about it at school when I was like 8 and I was just sat there wondering why the laws seemed so disconnected from the usual type of laws a country might have and thinking what might have led to such laws being passed (we were learning about like different rules in Islam). No one thought to correct me until I was like 11 and started a sentence with ‘If I lived in Islam…” EVERYONE WAS SO CONFUSED 💀
While it's not a country, at least Islamabad is a real place.
WHAT IS ISLAM THEN??
@RoseQuartz-fe4xv It's a religion. The followers are called Muslims.
@@MyHandleIsGood Ohhhhhhhhh okay thank you
@@RoseQuartz-fe4xv How did you not know that? It's the second biggest religion on the planet.
2:28 Funnily enough, the original definition for simp was literally simpleton. I distinctly remember Grim calling Billy a simp in an early episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
And I think the modern definition comes from like
Simpering, the verb
Google search tells me it means "to act affectedly coy or ingratiating"
So basically being a simp
Yeah, that’s right. The modern definition comes from slang in the 90s, where people started using it to abbreviate “sucker idolizing mediocre pussy”
@@mikaroni_and_cheez it doesn't, its modern usage comes from the acronym "sucker idolising mediocre p*ssy"
Phoebe also calls a guy she dated a simp at one point in Friends
Another banger video, excellent job, Mattress!!
I'm probably gonna get drowned in comments, but I wanna thank you for these videos. I've been binging them by the dozen over the past few weeks, and they've been keeping me entertained during a really drab time of my life.
Keep up the great work, Mattress Rose!
Have you found his cooking ones? (Great username btw!)
TLDR
Mattress Rose would be an awesome stripper name 🌹👙🤑
Mattress Rosary*
Zuzdum carm
Matt not only provides us with entertaining posts from people on the internet, but even manages to create a plot for us in each video. Massive respect
Was once in religion class back in first year and was asked what are the followers of Islam called and I straight up said islamers with full confidence 😭😭
The most shocking thing to me about this video, is finding out that Will Smiths full name _isn't_ William Smith.
5:48 confusingly, his character on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is named William
Good point.
I remember on the show that Geffory the butler referred to Will as "Master William".
I remember a Tumblr post about that, and how that's why Wikipedia has "Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)" on the list for famous people named William while "Will Smith" himself isn't
I used to think "vegan" is short for vegetarian. I realized the difference when I was playing this pizza game with both a vegetarian pizza AND a vegan pizza.
I just realized that this was already in the video.
Fun fact: the word vegan actually does come from the word vegetarian. Donald Watson and Dorothy Morgan created the word by combining the first 3 and last 2 letters of vegetarian because, according to Watson, it marks the beginning and the end of "vegetarian".
Ya know, I'm proud of North America, we got:
Canada
United States
Mexico.
Together they form- oh-
Canada+United States+Mexico=oh
oh no
@DanCobalt-kk2yyCAN YOU STOP!?!?!?
cum
I love living in the cu- wait a minute-
6:56 Mini jumpscare when I look back at my monitor and Matt is looking at me like THAT
Omg that "retry" thing was an unexpected flash of nostalgia. Back when I was like 6, my brother and I used to play N64 a lot at a time when many games were not (fully) localised yet so we had to make do with English menu options. Of course we'd figure out that "retry" means "start again" but clueless kids that we were, we, too, would say "reh-tree". This apparently stuck with me so much that even now as someone who works with English on a daily basis, "rehtree" doesn't feel wrong to me. Like I know it is, but in my heart of hearts it really isn't.
sometines i'd say that word as retri or retray
Once in a sociology class I wanted to note down the word "analysis" next to a paragraph, but was too lazy to write it out, so I wrote out "ANAL" in massive letters. My teacher was confused to say the least.
Android app list cutting off "Mickey Mouse analog clock" at the worst place
One of my algorithm classes was abbreviated on official university pages as "dsgn & anal" (design and analysis).
Kowalsky, anal-
When I was a junior in high-school on a test there was the easy question of: "What does MIA stand for?" Everyone got it correct except one dude who wrote down "Marines International Airport"
Maritime Intelligence Agency
Mantises inspecting airports
Megamind In Austria
I thought it was something along the lines with Might Interact (?) and could never seem to figure out what the A meant
@@SunnflowerCanon It's Missing In Action! Generally used in a military context; it refers to soldiers who cannot be found. It often turns out to be because they're prisoners of war (POWs) or killed in action. (KIA)
2:00 I thought pretty much the exact same thing, except not as a contrast to stand-up comedy. I thought sitcoms, or "sit-down comedy" was called that because the stories of sitcoms I saw often took place in people's houses.
As a kid, I thought Bud Light (my dad’s favorite beer) was short for Buzz Lightyear. Also, I thought that soda was short for Minnesota. Funny how the two abbreviations I got confused were both drink-related
Mini Soda. Heheh.
blud is always thirsty
SODA🥤‼️
3:22 the man was too stunned to finish that sentence 😂😂😂😂
FOOT PUSSY😢
Fucking foot fetishes
Ah yes, Mattress Rosary, my favourite youtube channel.
This brings back some memories, when I was about 5 or so I used to think my name (Gabriel) was spelled "K. B. O." I was a jokester even back then and prone to joking about the sounds letters make, but that was a rare case of me being dead serious. I earned the nickname "Kaybo" for a couple years after that.
is it just me who got excited when matt rose said "stanley" cause his voice reminds me of narrator from the stanley parable?
Just recently learned that, and I quote, “it is illegal to buy a light bulb while riding a horse on Sunday in South Carolina…”💀
For a short amount of time vaguely recently I thought, just as Tim is short for Timothy, that Tom is short for Tomothy.
so many sound bites. so splendid. we can use all these insane sound bites to make Matt say any sentence at this point.
I'm thinking about making a Matt Rose YTP(I've already used him as a source in the previous ones I've made) so I'll try my best
Mattrick clearly trained for this moment at the Gymboree
I opened up to my friends about an eating disorder and called it an ED the whole time. Needless to say everyone got very confused
To be fair, that is a legit use of that acronym.
So many distinct and well known uses for that acronym atp 😭
I don't get it. ED is used as short for eating disorder. What's the confusion about?
Yeah wait I'm confused, what else is that used as an acronym for?
For those who are confused it's also used for... 3r3ctile dysfunction (not sure what UA-cam censors these days.) Google that in incognito if you don't know what it is.
4:49 I feel like naming a future child or plushie "Staniel" or "Gustard" now. The sound of the names just sounds good. I really don't know why
5:11 Fredward, too
5:33 Bilton
5:54 WILLARD?!?!?
naming a plushie those and naming your child those are two very different things
When I was a kid, my mom had a female friend named Chris. When I was in first grade, a boy in my class was named Christopher and everybody called him Chris. So I went up to my mom's friend one day and proudly told her "I know what your name is short for. It's short for Christopher!"
I never did find out how my mom explained that to her.
Matt is really blessing us this year, thanks mate
yeah
Yeah, Thanks Matt.
@DanCobalt-kk2yy ?
@@TheOne_6it’s a bot.
@DanCobalt-kk2yy what the hell???
I texted my mom “mhm” meant as just a noise of affirmation. She and my grandma spent a solid 10 minutes trying to figure out what I meant.
Mattress hugging male comes to mind
@DefinatelyNotAFireBender Mhm means Matt rose loves hugging men now
Marxist-Hleninist-Maoist?
MegaH Man
Not so much an abbreviation fail, but more of a grammar fail.
When I was a youngster, I forgot my to two and too knowledge. For a month. I was 14 in third year of secondary school! *DURING THE TIME OF EXAMS.* 💀
Also, impressive parkour, Mattress
5:12 to be fair freddy on icarly was named fredward
Matt is going to die doing something for this channel one day 💀 😂 🤣
Ah yes my favourite UA-camr, mattress rose
2:47
I mean to be fair both do involve suffering, its just that one encourages it and the other is specifically a way to avoid it
And both give a sense of completion by the end of your journey
💀💀
@@mikaroni_and_cheez bro what
Yes
I aspire to reach Matt's level of dedication to his work
Your videos never fail to make me laugh, Mattress Rose. 💀
0:25 Poor 8 year old Josiah, I hope the username changes comes for free
I'm pretty sure it's a jacksucksatlice refrence
@@Red_Platinuum l i c e ?
@@Red_Platinuumit’s not a reference he was 8 at the time 😭
@@Red_PlatinuumI thought it was too for a second 😭
@@Red_PlatinuumTurdboi420
So happy that I wasn’t the only one who thought that a sitcom was just people sitting around being comedic like a talk show
Only a Matt Rose video would make me frantically google Will Smith's full name.