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  • @reedwrichardson437
    @reedwrichardson437 11 місяців тому +10231

    Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”

    • @l0cal.unacceptabl3
      @l0cal.unacceptabl3 11 місяців тому +601

      perfect.

    • @Sifi999
      @Sifi999 11 місяців тому +805

      JONT CEIA LMAO

    • @OboOboGaming2025
      @OboOboGaming2025 11 місяців тому +645

      try to type john cena with your eyes closed
      Edit: I feel special

    • @Yanick_Connerie
      @Yanick_Connerie 11 місяців тому +569

      Lmfao I once forgor how to spell “choir” and spelt it “quior”

    • @bonecanoe86
      @bonecanoe86 11 місяців тому +535

      AND HIS NAME IS JONT CEIA!!!!

  • @tidalrose26
    @tidalrose26 11 місяців тому +7687

    Love the guy whose autocorrect started, for a brief second, to explain FNaF lore, only to immediately realize that doing so would upset the gods

    • @fretfuledestroy5042
      @fretfuledestroy5042 11 місяців тому +287

      He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.

    • @DingleMcHoppernoodle
      @DingleMcHoppernoodle 11 місяців тому +75

      @@p-__what 💀

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 11 місяців тому +39

      @@p-__w-wait a second don’t you comment on august?? Dang it, matt too???

    • @Shaytan.666
      @Shaytan.666 11 місяців тому +32

      @@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment?
      That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner
      😂

    • @E_manroblox
      @E_manroblox 11 місяців тому +23

      time stamp please

  • @scorb-
    @scorb- 11 місяців тому +6560

    "The first time I saw a cat I had to look at it for the second time"
    This is definitely the most surreal way I've ever heard a double take explained

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 11 місяців тому +432

      me every time i see a cat

    • @AltKaxREAL
      @AltKaxREAL 11 місяців тому +232

      that's basically me every time I see my cat 💙

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  11 місяців тому +1769

      True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.

    • @reiter3353
      @reiter3353 11 місяців тому +235

      ​@@Matt_Rose 💀

    • @N95j
      @N95j 11 місяців тому +82

      @@Matt_Roselmao

  • @FaruzansGoofyPigtails
    @FaruzansGoofyPigtails 11 місяців тому +3240

    I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience

    • @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy
      @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy 11 місяців тому +69

      Noice

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve 11 місяців тому +56

      Amazing, dude!

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 11 місяців тому +107

      are you better now? i hope you are ♥ you must have felt like you were having a hallucination

    • @kip9793
      @kip9793 11 місяців тому +80

      Thats the funniest thing ive read today

    • @justatryhard2185
      @justatryhard2185 11 місяців тому

      Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS

  • @avery._._.perhaps
    @avery._._.perhaps 9 днів тому +17

    3:48 In case you were wondering what this would look like as an actual story:
    It started with the machine. A simple device for chemistry experiments-straightforward and safe, the kind of thing you wouldn’t think twice about. But something was wrong with it. Every time I tried to use it, the hum of the motor grated on my nerves, rising to a piercing shriek that no one else could hear. The frustration built until one morning, as the sun rose blood-red, I snapped. I turned the machine off, slamming my fist on the button, and screamed at the top of my lungs.
    That’s when I saw him.
    The tiny man was standing there, just at the edge of my vision, no bigger than a soda can. His features were sharp and angular, his eyes too wide, too bright. He was smiling-a crooked, knowing grin that sent a chill racing down my spine. I don’t know what came over me. Maybe it was the sleepless nights, the incessant creaking of the floorboards outside my room, or the whispering I couldn’t quite make out. I grabbed the nearest heavy object and brought it down on him.
    There was no body. Just a faint smear on the floor, a trace of something dark and oily.
    That’s when the auditory hallucinations began-or at least, that’s what I told myself they were. The creaking of the floorboards grew louder, closer, almost rhythmic, like footsteps circling my room. The whispers turned into guttural, mocking laughter, taunting me in a language I couldn’t understand. I barricaded my door, but it didn’t help. The laughter came from inside.
    I begged whoever-or whatever-it was to leave me alone. I shouted, pleaded, cried until my throat was raw. And then, just as suddenly as it began, the noise stopped.
    For three nights, I slept in silence.
    On the fourth night, I woke to find muddy footprints leading from the door to my bed. The tiny man was back, standing on my chest, his oily grin wider than ever. He leaned down, his breath reeking of decay, and whispered, “The forest misses you.”
    I don’t know what happened next. I woke up in the woods, miles from home, barefoot and shivering. The trees loomed like twisted specters, their branches clawing at the starless sky. I ran, but no matter which way I turned, I couldn’t escape. The forest was endless, a maze of shadows and whispers.
    Now I’m back in my room-or at least, I think I am. The floorboards creak, and the whispers have started again. I can feel the tiny man watching me, his oily grin burned into my mind. I don’t know how much longer I can take this.

  • @FairyPrincessSerenity
    @FairyPrincessSerenity 11 місяців тому +1840

    "You are a set of functions that someone has written."
    For the times when calling someone an NPC just isn't enough.

    • @Luv._.JossyXX
      @Luv._.JossyXX 11 місяців тому +56

      The person that wrote abt functions needs to help me 💀💀

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 11 місяців тому +8

      I'm gonna be in the hospital

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 11 місяців тому +4

      Andrew and I WHO IS ANDREW!?!

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm gonna be in the hospital and he is not a good song

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 10 місяців тому

      please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something.
      what.

  • @charliecooper9794
    @charliecooper9794 11 місяців тому +1239

    'My secret is not going to be a good thing for you' is somehow one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.

    • @xraychey
      @xraychey 11 місяців тому +100

      It's one step before "if I tell you, I would have to kill you."
      Also, it sounds like a threat, a ghost would say.

    • @hawktuahchampion69
      @hawktuahchampion69 11 місяців тому

      “My secret is that I’m a little girl I love to make you happy I don’t want you around my life and I’m just trying not be a burden on anybody”

    • @weirdstories5400
      @weirdstories5400 11 місяців тому

      My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3

    • @czar-das
      @czar-das 11 місяців тому +3

      You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your

    • @CosmoraxiaYT
      @CosmoraxiaYT 11 місяців тому +8

      "My secret is that feral bear is going to be breathing heavily with the knife. "

  • @KarlMorningdew
    @KarlMorningdew 11 місяців тому +496

    I hope Anna's identity crisis resolves itself soon.

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +32

      She knows me personally cuz I wrote about her story. She needs help

    • @masonblakekristensen5542
      @masonblakekristensen5542 9 місяців тому

      I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit

    • @Cerulean_azure15
      @Cerulean_azure15 4 місяці тому +7

      He

    • @xddonrblx
      @xddonrblx 2 місяці тому

      My name is John Adams of England who has a lot to say but he's a good man who doesn't like the way he is in the game and he's a big one but I think he is a very talented young and sciences that he is a very good but talented young and talented and the 3rd 76inches and sciences in new Jersey

  • @sarahrobinson5288
    @sarahrobinson5288 17 днів тому +13

    "Please tell us what we can go back and watch it again" very beautiful speech

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 11 місяців тому +877

    "You are a bit of a sudden change of plans" is actually genius. I'm stealing that.

    • @GrGalan6464
      @GrGalan6464 11 місяців тому +44

      Somehow typing generation created a better joke than 99% of other “mistake” jokes.

    • @margaretteschmidt4423
      @margaretteschmidt4423 11 місяців тому +27

      You are my way home from work and I can't wait to see you guys soon as possible so I can get the money 🙂
      Ok wow😀

    • @chocolatewithaknife3910
      @chocolatewithaknife3910 5 місяців тому +2

      You sudden change of plans that was my idea

  • @lilithofthevoid4922
    @lilithofthevoid4922 11 місяців тому +1472

    Love that according to Matt, being called a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 tire is a worse insult than calling someone a gore pile

    • @aim7enjoyer
      @aim7enjoyer 11 місяців тому +171

      imagine you insult somone and they respond with "what did you just say to me you 2024 chevrolet silverado 1500 tire?"

    • @cryololphosaurus
      @cryololphosaurus 11 місяців тому +62

      it would be worse being called a 1995 Ford Explorer ATX II Tire

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 11 місяців тому +37

      Here’s one: “Wth did you just say to me, you 83 Honda ATC 200ES Tire?”

    • @Honigball
      @Honigball 11 місяців тому +38

      You are such a 2001 Fiat Multipla Cabrio

    • @Valtra_VlogsUK
      @Valtra_VlogsUK 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Honigballyou sir, are the devil

  • @lildmgames
    @lildmgames 22 дні тому +7

    You are a very good person and I am very proud to say you were my first person in the world and you have been dosed with stage 5 cancer
    Tf?

    • @spade_karrd
      @spade_karrd День тому

      You are you ok me and you still want me razzmatazz you will be friendly and caring and you still want me razzmatazz...
      Ok it just repeats itself... wtf-

  • @JRL-19
    @JRL-19 11 місяців тому +131

    “You’re a strange shade of red” sounds like a great polite insult

    • @JakeGDJakeGD
      @JakeGDJakeGD 21 день тому

      Auto Correct for "Please"
      Please stop by and get me a new one for you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and others are you and your family and friends and others and their own people are you ok to go out and get them the other way and the people don't know who knows who they will get to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they can you enlighten humans as much with the same thing as you do you have to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they are you ok to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they are you ok to be a human as well anyways back to the house and the other one is the same thing as the first time I was in the hospital and I was in the hospital and I was in the hospital and I was going to get out of the office and then they will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there around noon or so I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will call me back and I'll let you have a good time with the same thing except for a little more people don't know how to get out and get it but I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long enough the time I don't want a wisdom teeth and it will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long-

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 11 місяців тому +412

    "You are a complete edition" is actually pretty sweet.

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 11 місяців тому +23

      yeah it's like the opposite of "not playing with a full deck" and the like

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 8 місяців тому +1

      @Fakeguncentral Nah that would be calling them a season pass

    • @SisyphusPrime_P-2
      @SisyphusPrime_P-2 5 днів тому

      You are a true person and I am neither Goku nor Vegeta and I am not a big fan of the basement of the church

  • @DJresnoGaming
    @DJresnoGaming 11 місяців тому +986

    Matt Rose may not be the Text to Speech voice we deserve, but Matt is the Text to Speech voice we need.

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 11 місяців тому +9

      Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho

    • @yellowbutterfly6796
      @yellowbutterfly6796 11 місяців тому +4

      Matt Rose may not be a zombie Hearing what he has done to me peacefully but I know we are not going back to work around their inflections.

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 11 місяців тому +8

      Matt Rose may not be a good player for the club but he is a good player and he is a good manager.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 11 місяців тому +3

      Matt Rose may not be a fan but he was the one that got me to the top and he got the top of my lungs so he got the best out there for sure

    • @Garmonbozia
      @Garmonbozia 11 місяців тому +1

      Fitter happier more productive

  • @Dontreadmyprofilephoto11
    @Dontreadmyprofilephoto11 19 днів тому +5

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been able to eat spaghetti

  • @Veniceisforsinners
    @Veniceisforsinners 11 місяців тому +2698

    Matt is starting to sound like he's slowly spiraling into insanity and we're all here to witness it. i'm all for it.

    • @sketchyskies8531
      @sketchyskies8531 11 місяців тому +101

      Bold of you to assume he wasn’t already

    • @Veniceisforsinners
      @Veniceisforsinners 11 місяців тому +83

      @@sketchyskies8531 it's the furbies man, i'm telling you

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz 11 місяців тому +13

      W PFP

    • @sophmrqry
      @sophmrqry 11 місяців тому +8

      i wish i could repost comments

    • @Thatsjusthewayitis
      @Thatsjusthewayitis 11 місяців тому +10

      @@sketchyskies8531true he’s always been insane

  • @samsbin
    @samsbin 11 місяців тому +1345

    Anna and his/her/their multiverse of families had me sobbing in seconds

    • @DG19_FiveSevenTwoEight
      @DG19_FiveSevenTwoEight 11 місяців тому +86

      bler pronouns are blil/bler

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 11 місяців тому +122

      That’s my one I’m fucking wheezing

    • @samsbin
      @samsbin 11 місяців тому +122

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ The dings and buzzers had me doubled over. Most interesting story in years

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 11 місяців тому +42

      "their" would be enough

    • @samsbin
      @samsbin 11 місяців тому +105

      @@helio3928 Anna is a man and a wife

  • @Fix-It_Felix256
    @Fix-It_Felix256 11 місяців тому +773

    4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀
    Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content

    • @Potato15461
      @Potato15461 11 місяців тому +9

      Only one keyboard went german

    • @fearnotswifties
      @fearnotswifties 11 місяців тому +33

      @@Potato15461TWO! mine turned German earlier halfway thru an important report… smh

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 11 місяців тому +22

      one even turned spanish for a bit 💀

    • @Fix-It_Felix256
      @Fix-It_Felix256 11 місяців тому +54

      @@fearnotswifties Man, I hate it when that happens. Sometimes you're just trying to write a sentence und plötzlich wird alles deutsch

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 11 місяців тому +27

      @@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch.
      Scheiße.

  • @BiscuitNInk
    @BiscuitNInk 5 годин тому +1

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” hm, odd

  • @sophiesmith7116
    @sophiesmith7116 11 місяців тому +1115

    "hippity hpppity the child is no longer your property" has me absolutely DYING oh my god

    • @minifyesnumberonehater
      @minifyesnumberonehater 11 місяців тому +18

      @@p-__how does this goober have a thousand subscribers

    • @arandomstreetcat
      @arandomstreetcat 11 місяців тому +27

      its okay guys he was referring to anti-child labor laws

    • @masteredk2919
      @masteredk2919 11 місяців тому +5

      It has subscribers because it is a bot

    • @bea_chan
      @bea_chan 11 місяців тому +21

      Cps in a nutshell

    • @wolfnebulae
      @wolfnebulae 11 місяців тому +7

      This had me dying of laughter as well, I was not expecting that 😂😂

  • @testchannel8151
    @testchannel8151 11 місяців тому +265

    gotta love 3 seconds of FNAF sprinkled in

    • @Walkingwraith
      @Walkingwraith 11 місяців тому +19

      Then suddenly the rejection god himself

    • @Ribbit-Playz
      @Ribbit-Playz 11 місяців тому +22

      A child that allegedly was crying outside the diner for being scared of fredbear

    • @cqlqzunderscoreyt
      @cqlqzunderscoreyt 2 місяці тому +2

      the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent

  • @coolnhotmodding
    @coolnhotmodding 11 місяців тому +439

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend”
    Honestly pretty good advice 😁

    • @t-kaardo
      @t-kaardo 11 місяців тому +13

      I GOT THE SAME THING??

    • @Salithin
      @Salithin 11 місяців тому +4

      SAME??.

    • @bubble_em2826
      @bubble_em2826 11 місяців тому +8

      Mine is literally the same??????

    • @DeathsConsciousPlan
      @DeathsConsciousPlan 11 місяців тому +5

      SAME WHAT

    • @roach3554
      @roach3554 11 місяців тому +6

      We live in a simulation, you all are the same person.

  • @adammccullagh5829
    @adammccullagh5829 2 години тому +1

    Pleased for the new owner and his team for this season as they are a team of the future that is going on and they will continue their growth in this season as they have done for a while and they are a very strong club

  • @save.andromeda
    @save.andromeda 11 місяців тому +884

    As a German, the random German outbursts scare and delight me at the same time

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob 11 місяців тому +58

      Hey, that's a fun prompt!
      As a German, cancellation fee per reservation date days until June is available...
      lol, wut.

    • @mothbrainedindividual
      @mothbrainedindividual 11 місяців тому +36

      ​@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes:
      As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen

    • @runopologist
      @runopologist 11 місяців тому +8

      @@mothbrainedindividual 😆

    • @chr13
      @chr13 11 місяців тому

      ​@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea

    • @save.andromeda
      @save.andromeda 11 місяців тому +35

      ​@@liastaobOooh let me try this
      As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up
      ... seriously, what the hell xD

  • @SlyAceZeta
    @SlyAceZeta 11 місяців тому +357

    Trying to decipher the story about the wife who wasn't married had me laughing so hard I had to pause it five times, holy shit

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 11 місяців тому +18

      My one xD

    • @codergirlgames
      @codergirlgames 11 місяців тому

      She was apparently a man😂

    • @19raven
      @19raven 11 місяців тому +9

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      Congratulations on being the funniest mf around

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +7

      @@19ravenAHAHA ty (I have two accounts don’t mind me)

    • @wigley7610
      @wigley7610 10 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkx_3nCrqxekHHI66Hd_Yo2CrWqOZpYTmN-?feature=shared

  • @lillie3029
    @lillie3029 11 місяців тому +1434

    “You are a little bit of a loser, but you’re my loser” is so sweet

    • @chapthecoolguylol
      @chapthecoolguylol 11 місяців тому +27

      Bfdi reference

    • @simplololo
      @simplololo 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@chapthecoolguylolREALL

    • @kgratia4748
      @kgratia4748 11 місяців тому +28

      "Pin, you're a loser, but you're my Loser." - Loser BFDI

    • @EpikNub_22
      @EpikNub_22 11 місяців тому +5

      Bfdi :0

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 11 місяців тому +7

      beefydie

  • @Katya-i1y9k
    @Katya-i1y9k Місяць тому +10

    2:01 it says jcjeson if you dont know jcjenson is a fictional company in a show called murder drones

  • @Iloverayman560
    @Iloverayman560 11 місяців тому +837

    If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  11 місяців тому +334

      No I got that Fredbear reference!

    • @ispraycuzitsfun
      @ispraycuzitsfun 11 місяців тому

      @@Matt_Roselet me touch you 😈

    • @W-h-e-n-n
      @W-h-e-n-n 11 місяців тому +61

      ​@@Matt_RoseAs a SKULLEMOJII i approve

    • @Bartholemew_the_cringe
      @Bartholemew_the_cringe 11 місяців тому +20

      @@W-h-e-n-n💀

    • @Sibertooth1
      @Sibertooth1 11 місяців тому +24

      if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that reference...

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 11 місяців тому +151

    "You are a good boy and a small bowl of chicken soup"
    - me to my pet

    • @Account_abandoned-q7m
      @Account_abandoned-q7m 10 місяців тому +1

      Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference

    • @masonblakekristensen5542
      @masonblakekristensen5542 9 місяців тому

      Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one

    • @AIaric.X0xO
      @AIaric.X0xO 2 місяці тому +1

      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us
      Awe how wholesome:)
      I’ve never written that sentence before in my life.

  • @zypheal
    @zypheal 11 місяців тому +1495

    oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words
    Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀

    • @regiluci
      @regiluci 11 місяців тому +120

      Idk if this is supposed to be a rare insult against the German language but if it is, you succeeded.

    • @user.name.numbers.letters
      @user.name.numbers.letters 11 місяців тому +70

      @@regiluciit’s because German sounds like gibberish to most non-German speakers

    • @regiluci
      @regiluci 11 місяців тому +18

      @@user.name.numbers.letters I figured, thanks for clarifying:)

    • @katakana1
      @katakana1 11 місяців тому +121

      @@user.name.numbers.letters Well any language sounds like gibberish to people who don't speak it

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 11 місяців тому +20

      @@katakana1 si, puede ser que tengas razon

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Місяць тому +1

    0:01 Please don’t be afraid to ask questions about the subject of the book.
    3:22 My name is DJ And I am a DJ and I have a lot of questions about the book and I am looking for a good book to read.
    5:35 You are a good listener and I am very interested in your book and I am interested in your work and I am also interested in your story and I am curious to hear your thoughts on the book and your thoughts on it.
    7:01 my secret is that I am interested in your books and I am interested in your thoughts and your thoughts and thoughts and thoughts and thoughts and thoughts and
    Why are all my responses about books? I write a lot, but I didn’t know I talked so much about books

  • @alice5790
    @alice5790 11 місяців тому +269

    4:44 is genuinely such a golden bit, it made me laugh so hard. and i bet the editing took so long, so thank you Matt

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  11 місяців тому +90

      It took longer than I am comfortable to admit but THANKS! 😊

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 11 місяців тому +6

      That person is spending a lot of time on dating sites

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ApusApusahahahahahhaha the Anna one was mine it was really something

  • @MrSuperMichel1997
    @MrSuperMichel1997 11 місяців тому +415

    The long story about being a wife but not married but being married and having kids is the best one! LMAO 😂

    • @LovelyLara123
      @LovelyLara123 11 місяців тому +25

      And “ works a wife” 😂😂😂😂

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 11 місяців тому +6

      I thought the "You're a sudden change of plans" was a pretty good burn.

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +3

      My one was fucking wild I glad you enjoyed

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 11 місяців тому +1

      @@LovelyLara123haha

  • @John_Long_101
    @John_Long_101 11 місяців тому +323

    6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come

    • @N95j
      @N95j 11 місяців тому +15

      what a masterpiece of literature. thank you for sharing your poetic writing with a passionate reader

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 11 місяців тому +6

      Purple Prose

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 6 днів тому

      At least we know who use Apple keyboard. Apple is a very good person and it's a problem if you don't want to see your family

  • @Mike_666-i3y
    @Mike_666-i3y 23 дні тому +2

    “Please pick me up from school mom” what the hell?? Why is mine like this??????

    • @Mike_666-i3y
      @Mike_666-i3y 23 дні тому +2

      The other is “my name is dead I don’t know if you can do it “ what the hell…..

    • @Mike_666-i3y
      @Mike_666-i3y 23 дні тому +1

      “My secret is so hard and not it so hard to find it so hard to get it to me and you can do it so”
      Huh???? What is this

  • @Mart1n192
    @Mart1n192 11 місяців тому +48

    I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast

  • @phillipjones1536
    @phillipjones1536 11 місяців тому +274

    4:44 thank you for keeping track of the continuity because that was hysterical

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 11 місяців тому +20

      When so many times confirmed marriage turn out to be denied i cried a little 😢😂

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +10

      Hello I made the Anna one XD best part honestly

    • @nathan_3343
      @nathan_3343 7 місяців тому

      He started rapping lmao

  • @yazurt29
    @yazurt29 11 місяців тому +66

    I love it when it comes to THE IPHONE 6

  • @luxtayii3473
    @luxtayii3473 12 днів тому +2

    This video was taken in a very dark and chaotic environment with no real context or context whatsoever but I was so happy that it was recorded on my own and I had the opportunity of hearing it in my eyewitness accounts as well and seeing it on a daily routine for the rest the day

  • @ArchonFDC
    @ArchonFDC 11 місяців тому +720

    I love how Matt had to say "bit of a" several times and just started saying "beever"

  • @tuesday9670
    @tuesday9670 11 місяців тому +360

    These are always fun, because you get to see how obsessed people are about their chosen fandoms

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 11 місяців тому +19

      These are always the best things to do in the world when you are in a hurry to go back to the world of the past

    • @binarycode404
      @binarycode404 11 місяців тому +19

      These are always so good and I can’t stop laughing when they say they have the same name and the exact name of it

    • @LowPolyPigeon
      @LowPolyPigeon 11 місяців тому +28

      fredbear

    • @icylexplode
      @icylexplode 11 місяців тому +15

      you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like

    • @jackdoesrandomstuff
      @jackdoesrandomstuff 11 місяців тому +2

      These are always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted

  • @johnnyhellstrom7121
    @johnnyhellstrom7121 11 місяців тому +78

    "You are a complete edition" actually sounds like a nice compliment.

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 11 місяців тому +15

      they ain't got no useless DLCs or them battle passes

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 11 місяців тому +2

      You are a complete edition que no se puede hacer el teatro con la familia de la UE

  • @turkey_for_life8495
    @turkey_for_life8495 12 днів тому +1

    Please call to the police station on Monday at noon to discuss a new schedule of work and schedule

  • @supersurprises1313
    @supersurprises1313 11 місяців тому +345

    Ideas for quotes from a character:
    4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking"
    6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser."
    6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan"
    7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame"
    8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"

    • @acedreamer2004
      @acedreamer2004 11 місяців тому +35

      That second quote is giving me enemies to lovers energy and I’m all here for it

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 11 місяців тому +20

      Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?

    • @acedreamer2004
      @acedreamer2004 11 місяців тому +10

      @@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      OMG A FELLOW LOVER OF WRITING. Yes I would absolutely love to hear more!😄

    • @vincal13
      @vincal13 11 місяців тому

      @@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99YES PUBLISH IT AS A NOVEL

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 11 місяців тому

      ​@@acedreamer2004WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!!
      (1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet.
      (2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep??
      (3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)

  • @ussxrequin
    @ussxrequin 11 місяців тому +108

    I've been giggling for this entire video. I'm a 32 year old man, giggling for over 9 minutes straight.
    Thanks, Matt Rose.

  • @Kitty-playzgemes
    @Kitty-playzgemes 9 місяців тому +68

    " dont know if you want to go to the cinema with the.....I PHONE 6 SERIES"

  • @yureverydaybanana9493
    @yureverydaybanana9493 9 днів тому +1

    My secret is that I’m a little bit more confident than my other self. What

  • @catzrmazing
    @catzrmazing Місяць тому +76

    4:46 I love how it repeatedly reinforces about its marriage status

  • @NormalMaximo
    @NormalMaximo 11 місяців тому +269

    3:10 the reveal of the text being longer truly is a plot twist

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  11 місяців тому +71

      I'm like Tarantino or somethin 😎

    • @AuburnSunWC
      @AuburnSunWC 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Matt_Rosedid NOT excpect that

    • @_diabetes6495
      @_diabetes6495 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Matt_RoseYou have a weird obsession with feet?? (:P)

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 11 місяців тому +4

      The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 11 місяців тому

      @@_diabetes6495tf?

  • @P4MPK1N_G4TZ5
    @P4MPK1N_G4TZ5 10 місяців тому +75

    "Please let me know what is going to happen."
    This is strangely accurate

  • @cherrym1069
    @cherrym1069 4 дні тому +1

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your mom

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce 11 місяців тому +64

    “Please don’t be a jerk to anyone who doesn’t deserve it” Well damn

    • @Idkwhat2puthere8l
      @Idkwhat2puthere8l 11 місяців тому +1

      I had smth similar :0 “please don’t be a jerk and be a good friend”

    • @Garbancina
      @Garbancina 11 місяців тому +2

      "Please don't interrupt the other person and not to be a downer but I can't give you the address".
      I have never typed the word downer in my life 😂😂

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee 11 місяців тому +2

      “Please don’t be a jerk and be nice.” Yo!

    • @maj429
      @maj429 11 місяців тому +3

      "please let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes" what 😂

    • @Garbancina
      @Garbancina 11 місяців тому +2

      @@maj429 lol you won't know where to go because I can't give you the address 🤣

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 11 місяців тому +99

    "I don't want to be part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @birdg_
    @birdg_ 10 місяців тому +38

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able and i hope that we will get married” that was so emotional

  • @Janice_0307
    @Janice_0307 12 днів тому +1

    Mine is : Please send this what this is so cute I think it would make it easier to find the time and location that you can use for the most important part in the bus to your home

  • @samsam21amb
    @samsam21amb 11 місяців тому +53

    6:28 'you are set of functions that someone has written' is the biggest insult there.

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality 11 місяців тому +260

    7:24 "My secret is that I don't want to be a part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun"
    Honestly, same omg 💀

    • @advilgamer
      @advilgamer 11 місяців тому +11

      SKUULLL EMOOJJIE

    • @dirtburger2773
      @dirtburger2773 11 місяців тому +5

      (pat pat) it's stressful!

    • @STARR503
      @STARR503 5 місяців тому

      My mom thinks I like the Beatles.
      HOLY SHIT NO SHE DOESN'T

  • @0ldsp0rt_
    @0ldsp0rt_ 11 місяців тому +148

    hearing "he was scared of fredbear" as a really big fnaf fan was the most horrifying thing ever

    • @sillyvappy
      @sillyvappy 11 місяців тому +1

      reminds me of the guy on tiktok responding to some conservative shithead by reading out fnaf lore

    • @_Cryingrn_
      @_Cryingrn_ 11 місяців тому +1

      LMAO

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 11 місяців тому +6

      Are you also a DSaF fan, judging by your username? Also you’re a parapa fan so you seem pretty cool.

    • @AuburnSunWC
      @AuburnSunWC 11 місяців тому +8

      I saw child that was allegedly crying outside, I didnt even need to see the fredbear for me to rise 😭

    • @AbnormallyOnline
      @AbnormallyOnline 11 місяців тому +3

      🎵It’s been so long🎵

  • @IAmSuperMemes
    @IAmSuperMemes 6 днів тому

    “please don’t be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have the same day” awesome

  • @mondiramaji791
    @mondiramaji791 11 місяців тому +355

    I was having a terrible night tonight. And I was expecting you to arrive at any moment. Thanks Matt, like always.

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 11 місяців тому +69

      Who has a nuclear reactor in their basement
      👇

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  11 місяців тому +109

      Hope your night improves chum!

    • @r.asterisk
      @r.asterisk 11 місяців тому +2

      Sowwy *realizes that my little space watched this*

    • @nebunecar
      @nebunecar 11 місяців тому +18

      Damn, I didn't know that Matt has a nuclear reactor in his basement

    • @ozelot1175
      @ozelot1175 11 місяців тому +10

      He's actually the biggest power provider of the UK

  • @z3phyr666
    @z3phyr666 11 місяців тому +207

    "please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have as much time and as much patience as me"
    surprisingly SO FUCKING REAL.

    • @koiyei
      @koiyei 11 місяців тому +4

      RAW LINE OMG

    • @Lisku_
      @Lisku_ 11 місяців тому +2

      DUDE I GOT THE SAME THING

    • @Screamcheese4065
      @Screamcheese4065 11 місяців тому +2

      ARE WE ALL GETTING THE SAME/SIMILAR ANSWERS BC I GOT "please don't be a jerk and just be a good friend."

  • @MrsAjergirl
    @MrsAjergirl 11 місяців тому +92

    Matt, that whole bit at 4:44 is the funniest thing I’m going to see in 2024. I legitimately couldn’t breathe, and had to straight up pause the video to let myself live

    • @nightfuryondiscord
      @nightfuryondiscord 11 місяців тому +8

      i was laughing so hard that i got my mom worried, and when I tried to tell her I wasn't dying i couldn't even SPEAK 😭
      cried so much laughing that my eyes are still itchy 10 minutes after stopping

    • @Remmeister2000
      @Remmeister2000 11 місяців тому +1

      ME TOO, I REPEATEDLY REPLAYED IT AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 11 місяців тому +4

      Oh my Anna one? I was fucking dying

    • @itztogatt
      @itztogatt 9 місяців тому

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ lol yeah

    • @trainerlsw
      @trainerlsw 3 місяці тому

      loud incorrect buzzer

  • @Sansleskeleton
    @Sansleskeleton 21 день тому +1

    1:07 You will never reach the truth.

  • @Indigo_Wicker
    @Indigo_Wicker 11 місяців тому +230

    “Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to be honest about the matter.” Better than what I expected to come from this

    • @AlterEgo373
      @AlterEgo373 11 місяців тому +4

      Please refresh or something like that in the future if you want to make sure that the police report playback issue for you
      😂
      Wtf

    • @hi28
      @hi28 11 місяців тому +6

      please a couple of marshmallow bees didnt even realize it was nearly complete i remember why a couple of blue 🌽
      why are there emojis in autocorrect 💀💀💀

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 11 місяців тому

      "Please send me the link to the party tomorrow so I can get it tomorrow morning and I will be in the office tomorrow morning to you and let me know if you are interested in the overcasting sky with the fat chupa pija and I"
      I mean, that's some mean overcasting sky with the chupa pija if I say so myself

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 11 місяців тому +3

      Please let me know if you have any questions

    • @shannonhogan1841
      @shannonhogan1841 11 місяців тому +3

      Please have a great day

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 місяці тому +99

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend
    This was fantastically done.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 3 місяці тому +6

      Hey I got the same one! Very nice.

    • @Riverheart2
      @Riverheart2 3 місяці тому +2

      OMFG

    • @goofyahhnerdyy
      @goofyahhnerdyy 3 місяці тому +2

      everyone keeps getting this one

    • @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n
      @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n 2 місяці тому +1

      One of mine was please don't be a jerk lol

    • @yeeteducation
      @yeeteducation 2 місяці тому +1

      Please don’t be dung 💩 … You 🙄😪😯😯🥱😲🫤🫠🤫🫡😐🙄😬😬🫥🫢🫨😧😧🤤😲🥱😵🥱😴😯🫠🤫🫡🫥😐😯🙄😬😲😲 android phone shit emoji
      FUCK, MY BROTHER TROLLED ME WITH A TEXT REPLACEMENT PRANK AGAIN

  • @drewstillexists
    @drewstillexists 11 місяців тому +110

    The "my name is Anna" bit is the hardest I've laughed in weeks

    • @kanishknishar
      @kanishknishar 11 місяців тому

      Could you provide a time stamp for me to jump to it

    • @dazperson8228
      @dazperson8228 11 місяців тому +1

      4:44 legit comedy gold 😂

    • @kanishknishar
      @kanishknishar 11 місяців тому

      @@dazperson8228 ah. Thank you.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 11 місяців тому +5

      Matt's detective work on that text fricking broke me in half from laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 11 місяців тому +1

      Lmao

  • @casixmc
    @casixmc 21 день тому +2

    "Please can you send me the address for the idea of the time to get a new one for the idea of the time of the year and the time of the year is a bit of a water and a lot of the time" sounds fire ngl

  • @doppelganger3410
    @doppelganger3410 11 місяців тому +194

    Please do the right things for the people who love you.
    Awww, that was unexpectedly wholesome.

    • @Adam814cool-retro
      @Adam814cool-retro 11 місяців тому +1

      Please do not step on the cat floor as the repulsive slime and I love the way my cat is a cat is a cat is a cat is a cat verbindunsk and I am not the person who is the person of my own dreams I like eating cat and my friend is a funny little man who eats the robin egg and I am going to fall off the bed if I do not ask your hamster for the phone number of the car of the car of the car of China 🇨🇳

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 11 місяців тому +7

      "Please don't let me know what you think of me"
      How am I supposed to take this bru

    • @jamesgoodwin6355
      @jamesgoodwin6355 11 місяців тому +2

      Please don't tell him to get picked in my room at ay Captain and grandaddy and grandaddy and grandaddy

    • @SatanicPizza-fo2ei
      @SatanicPizza-fo2ei 11 місяців тому +2

      Please don't get all philosophical on me and I promise I will never tell on you.
      Amazing

    • @caminey7455
      @caminey7455 11 місяців тому

      Please call the police today at school I cannot is a time to take the one home I am going home to the house to take the boys home so we cannot I have a lot to take to get the boys home and then we will get dinner and we will be done at the school so I can take the bus to school so we cannot we need a lot more to get home.

  • @StainedGlassLamp
    @StainedGlassLamp 11 місяців тому +35

    Once I was doing autopredicts based on Owl House characters and I got "Gus gives Hunter a bellyache and then kills him"
    I then proceeded to use my uni level artist skills to draw it as purposely badly as possible in order to make it as funny as possible. I still have the monstrosity of a comic in one of my like 60 sketchbooks
    Im pretty sure I was writing a food poisoning sickfic at the time and that's how I even got that

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 10 місяців тому +52

    my secret is that I dated a guy who looked exactly like Eugene and I am sure he will be a fantastic asset to the company

    • @6chr
      @6chr 10 місяців тому +2

      tfff

  • @Lelelelelelelelelel377
    @Lelelelelelelelelel377 12 днів тому +1

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

  • @Nocallia
    @Nocallia 11 місяців тому +159

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been been there and I’m glad you have a safe and safe journey and I’m glad to see that you’re feeling much more relaxed now.
    Huh, surprisingly wholesome

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 11 місяців тому +10

      Wow you must have an IPhone because I got something very similar

    • @bl4ck-h34rtz
      @bl4ck-h34rtz 11 місяців тому +5

      please don't let the kids play on your team i don't know why i have such an anxiety when you have kids in my family that i can be a little nervous but thank goodness i can get through the weekend with the family to see you too if it makes you happier i will see them soon and thank them later in my heart

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 11 місяців тому +16

      @@bl4ck-h34rtzwhat the hell have you done to make your autocorrect use lowercase “i”

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 11 місяців тому +1

      Please let me see how much I can get a bit of money 💷 for my money 💷 and I will donate to my house 🏡 and a half 🌗 and then played a couple 👫 of my own eyes 👀
      watafak

    • @artemlyubchenko3022
      @artemlyubchenko3022 11 місяців тому

      @@gemhunter498 IPhone 6 I would guess

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 11 місяців тому +26

    One time predictive text spat out “SuperHitler”
    Spelled exactly like that
    I’ve never written that in the entirety of my memory until after it happened so I could tell people about it (once to tell my bff, once to tell a chaos discord server I’m in, and now)

  • @МаксимСтепанов-м6ч
    @МаксимСтепанов-м6ч 11 місяців тому +77

    5:41 a regular awkward end of a phone conversation

  • @Basikdream
    @Basikdream 20 днів тому +1

    Please don’t be a fool if you don’t have a good relationship with your mother’s grandad….

  • @rioluinriomain7771
    @rioluinriomain7771 11 місяців тому +89

    10% Wholesome
    40% Creepy
    50% Random AI doin AI Things

    • @WafflePlaneRC
      @WafflePlaneRC 11 місяців тому +6

      100% Iphone 6 Series

    • @Luv._.JossyXX
      @Luv._.JossyXX 11 місяців тому

      My math didn’t math for a second

  • @gwenrees7594
    @gwenrees7594 11 місяців тому +47

    The extra effort for this was great - returning to the doorbell joke, listing all "Anna's" characteristics. Thank you :)

  • @JoeyYoungg
    @JoeyYoungg 11 місяців тому +308

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”
    Well… that’s just wholesome

    • @musafera
      @musafera 11 місяців тому +11

      BRO I GOT THE SAME THING TOO IM DYING LOL

    • @crayrei456
      @crayrei456 11 місяців тому +5

      Dude, same!
      Extended version:
      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 11 місяців тому

      @mouykaing7456 How ominous

    • @Scrumple_REALEST
      @Scrumple_REALEST 11 місяців тому +1

      the fact that I got the SAME THING

    • @Rowlet-s4y
      @Rowlet-s4y 11 місяців тому

      Me too!

  • @TheBlueAxolotlQueen
    @TheBlueAxolotlQueen 12 днів тому

    “please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” surprisingly a good message, good job phone

  • @DalaMartez
    @DalaMartez 11 місяців тому +114

    “Emotional cardiac arrest” is probably going to be my mood for most of 2024 ngl

    • @jakesarjeant8326
      @jakesarjeant8326 11 місяців тому +14

      Emotional cardiac arrest is going to be part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life now

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 10 місяців тому +3

      Is that a metaphor for feeling really bad mentally, or is it a cardiac arrest where you have a particularly emotional reaction?

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 11 місяців тому +111

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good” surprisingly wholesome, compared to what I expected at least

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 11 місяців тому +7

      Please don't let me know what you think of me
      What is this supposed to mean

    • @gachamidzy588
      @gachamidzy588 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@RosetintedwaterI guess you don't take constructive criticism.

    • @buggiesmile
      @buggiesmile 11 місяців тому +3

      Hey uh, why the fuck is mine identical to yours

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 11 місяців тому +2

      @@gachamidzy588 alright, I guess I should fix that, thank you bud👍

    • @Coffeesleep125
      @Coffeesleep125 11 місяців тому +2

      Mine was the same lol

  • @tinybluterror5260
    @tinybluterror5260 11 місяців тому +121

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend
    Why is that wholesome

    • @rattlegoat
      @rattlegoat 10 місяців тому +4

      I literally got the same one

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 10 місяців тому +4

      Mine did the same wth

    • @inkyisdreaming
      @inkyisdreaming 10 місяців тому +5

      I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???

    • @named_account
      @named_account 10 місяців тому

      same

    • @named_account
      @named_account 10 місяців тому +1

      please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person

  • @claudianucifora4488
    @claudianucifora4488 16 днів тому +1

    Write "how to" and let ur autocorrect finish it
    "How to get a new phone yet I put it in the level of the day but it's time for gore-prn-geno torture beyond comprehension worksheets for kindergarten"

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 6 днів тому

      How to defend yourself from a MBT
      Sounds like a Bosnian Ape Society video, awesome

  • @bertsherbert
    @bertsherbert 6 місяців тому +101

    "my name is john silvers and you are not safe"
    autocorrect thinks i own a money laundering business

    • @bertsherbert
      @bertsherbert 5 місяців тому +4

      @MsPhantom-q1x dw about it

    • @MoonMoverGaming
      @MoonMoverGaming 5 місяців тому +1

      No, autocorrect thinks you're a fictional pirate.

  • @urthizmine2001
    @urthizmine2001 7 місяців тому +49

    "You are the best friend I have ever known and I will never forget that you are my favorite person"

  • @iamsiley
    @iamsiley 11 місяців тому +89

    Possibly one of the scariest part of this is the fact that many probably didn't send their messages if it was bad enough.

    • @Flips_the_Scriptor
      @Flips_the_Scriptor 11 місяців тому +2

      My secret is that a few of us are you talking 👄 and I am currently unemployed

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Flips_the_ScriptorTHE MOTUYH EMOJI EHEPBE

  • @lildmgames
    @lildmgames 22 дні тому +1

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you
    …what..?

  • @Abi-uj8yg
    @Abi-uj8yg 11 місяців тому +43

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been there I know you are very much appreciated I will always love and care about your mom” took a twist there

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 11 місяців тому +37

    ironically "please" is the least unhinged thing my autocorrect has suggestions for

  • @merryhineline7781
    @merryhineline7781 11 місяців тому +52

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us. I never speak this way!
    Thank you for the doorbell sounds. My dogs went wild.

    • @kaisoleil
      @kaisoleil 11 місяців тому +1

      wait what mine was the exact same thing

  • @ILUVMUSIC123
    @ILUVMUSIC123 11 днів тому +1

    my name is shuu and the above mentioned details are not the only one of my favourite colour combination of my life

  • @volo870
    @volo870 8 місяців тому +77

    "Yoink hippty hoppity - the child is no longer your property!" - the person must be a successful divorce lawyer.

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 8 місяців тому +4

      Only if they’re also an oompa loompa

    • @TurnipObjectShows
      @TurnipObjectShows 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@daynamorris2399 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

  • @Iviannavay
    @Iviannavay 11 місяців тому +56

    “Please don’t be a stranger and just say you love me like I love you”
    Damn my phones going thru sum stuff😢

    • @rubolph1954
      @rubolph1954 11 місяців тому +3

      Sounds like a Mitski lyric 😭

    • @N_0RM
      @N_0RM 11 місяців тому +2

      Mine was something similar it was “Please don’t be a stranger and just tell me you love me”

    • @zaffythedragon7901
      @zaffythedragon7901 11 місяців тому

      Please let me know if you need anything else from me I and I will be there around your house for a few minutes or so

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 11 місяців тому

      Please don't be sorry if you have a medical problem.
      Is my device okay?

    • @moved_accounts
      @moved_accounts 11 місяців тому

      Mine: “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”

  • @Violet_HasMondoButter
    @Violet_HasMondoButter 7 місяців тому +46

    Hippity Hoppity the child is no longer your property. The Best phrase for a divorce.

  • @S1lly_s0uls
    @S1lly_s0uls 6 днів тому

    "Please don't forget me when you are ready and I know you will have a good time with your mind and your life "

  • @fireschoolbus
    @fireschoolbus 11 місяців тому +52

    “Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability”

  • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
    @V4ND4L1Z3RR 11 місяців тому +130

    “Please don’t be a stranger and just be yourself because you are not alone.” Pretty wholesome.

    • @czar-das
      @czar-das 11 місяців тому +2

      Please Please your order for your order of order and order the food and order it in order

    • @YoutubeSyndicate
      @YoutubeSyndicate 11 місяців тому +2

      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

    • @Asphodel_gabby
      @Asphodel_gabby 11 місяців тому +12

      Mine was “please do me and my sister” 💀

    • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
      @V4ND4L1Z3RR 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Asphodel_gabby THATS CRAZY 😭

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob 11 місяців тому +5

      Please be aware that theme parks do not allow our caregivers admittance.
      well that's not very nice...

  • @sunny-n2222
    @sunny-n2222 11 місяців тому +57

    5:55 I'm adding "emotional cardiac arrest" to my vocabulary

  • @military.of.romania
    @military.of.romania 18 днів тому

    “please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” is what i got💀🙏