One time when I was in the tenth grade, this really backwoods southern kid (his last name was Jenkins so I'm gonna call him that) told me the age-old classic: "My Uncle Works for Nintendo." So obviously, I had to keep prying him with questions. "What games has he worked on?" Jenkins responded with: "He worked on Mariokart 7 and I remember one time he visited and he brought a Donkey-kong Wii game and I got to play it early." Now, That seemed way too high-profile, especially for the relative of some backwoods kid in Alabama named Jenkins. So I asked Jenkins "Where does your Dad work?" He responds with: "Somewhere in Texas." Well now clearly this was a load of crap because there is absolutely no way Nintendo is developing a high-profile game like "Mariokart 7" in flipping Texas. I of course had to ask Jenkins the name of his Uncle. He gave me his name which I don't specifically remember but I recall the last name was not Jenkins. Anyways just to be an asshole and rub it in his face, I decided to Google it to show that there is no Nintendo studio in Texas. And they surely wouldn't have developed a major first-party title like "Mariokart 7." Lo and behold I find "Retro Studios" in Austin Texas. The studio that developed "Donkey Kong Country Returns" for the Nintendo Wii. They also assisted with the development of "Mariokart 7." So naturally I looked up the name he gave me (again, I can't remember it) and I think it was like one of the lead designers for one of the aforementioned games. HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. HIS UNCLE REALLY DID WORK FOR NINTENDO
This kid told me he could shape shift into a Chinchilla, I doubted him, not because he said he could shape shift, but because I didn’t think chinchillas were real
When I was a kid I was so obsessed with the show Ninjago that I went around telling everyone that I wasn’t really human and that I was a ‘nindroid’, a class of robot character from the show. I’ve never told this to anyone, not even my parents.
Ninjago was so good i rewatched it for nostalgia and idk bout you but I thought the nindroid reveal was rlly far in but it was like only a few episodes in-
I knew a kid that used to lie all the time. Like, every other sentence. One day, I made up a fake video game and asked if he had it. Ofc, he lied and said yes. He told me we should play together, and then yelled at me the next day because I never got on.
My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book
the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory
@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud. The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.
One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.
My little brother's friend told him he invented the "chipi chipi chapa chapa" song. In which I highly doubt, considering he doesn't know a word of Spanish and was born atleast 10 years after it was created.
My classmate from primary school once told me "I'm a vampire.... Don't tell anyone.." And then proceeded to act like a "real" vampire in the *sunlight* while wearing fake halloween vampire teeth. When i told her "Vampires burn from sunlight.", she got embarrased and ran away from me.
The idea of lying about having a lightsaber, only for said lightsaber to only cut through bread, is one of the most bizarre combinations of awesome and lame I've ever heard in my life.
Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"
my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do
I remember in year 3, I would tell people I could control the wind...backfired when everyone started yelling at me because we had to be sent inside due to heavy wind
When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.
Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)
I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way
One guy once told me he had a "6m Lamp Post (6m Above Ground) - Steel Galvanised Street Lamp Post Root Mounted 6 Metre - Steel Galvanised Tubular Street Lamp Post (76mm Shaft / 140mm Base) - 1.0m Root Mounted. c/w with door (500mm x 100mm) and wooden backboard/ Column Weight 47kg. Maximum head load ( kg/m2 ) = 40 / 0.40. Lighting column designed to BSEN40,. PD6547 : 2004 + A1:2009 Hot dipped galvanised to BS EN ISO 1461:2009. Manufactured in steel tube to EN10210Standard duty lighting column suitable for road, residential, CCTV/security features and general amenity areas, with street lanterns, floodlights & post top amenity luminaires"
I once told a group of kids at school that I could turn my feet around until they pointed backwards. Everyone called me a liar but one girl ended up passing out when I showed everyone I actually could. It was a cool party trick for years!
I grew up with undiagnosed autism and a hell of an imagination that I couldn't keep to myself to save my life. I spent half of middle school trying to convince my classmates that I was a long lost Martian princess that had escaped my planet after a war broke out and the whole royal family died. I "proved" this by infodumping everything I had learned about Mars when I hyperfocused on it for a while. This keeps me up at night.
*I* claimed I was a martian in *children's school* (like, what, primary? 6-11 years old or whatever) Pretty sure that was me noticing I was different. Or rather, that's my mother's analysis of it.
I pretended to be psychic and people would ask me to guess what they were thinking and I would say “you’re thinking that there’s no way that I’m psychic.” it worked almost every time.
Girl that literally everyone I know can’t stand refused to do her homework in English class and had some incredible excuses for it, including that she had 300 people over at her house over the weekend.
My mum once told me that when she was in elementary school, she went home one day and told my grandmother that she hadn't been able to go to school because the teacher had locked her out of the building. But the grandmother went to school with her the next day and talked to the teacher. My mum was his favorite student, but from that moment on, the poor guy lost his trust in her. Parents are never good role model :((
my goofy ass used to say i was born with cat ears, a dog tail, a seashell on one hand and a blow dryer on the other. and i cried when someone didn’t believe me
My Mom said she had a machine to magically summon bread everyday once because she would always pack me bread for school. I beleived her for 2 whole years while trying to find this so call bread summoner.
I sat next to this kid in reading class back in year 5. He had cochlear implants and when I asked what they were, he told me he was an 'android human' and half machine. He told me his people were going to take over the planet but he'd convince them to spare me and my family because I was nice. I spent most lessons negotiating with him about who else he should spare from total cyborg domination. I hope he managed to change their minds.
I went to high school with a kid who constantly claimed he was a ninja from the Hidden Leaf village. Any time he took a few days off school, it would be becaus she went there for a mission. Guy claimed he could.jump from tree to tree, but when anyone asked him to prove it, he would say they didnt allow you to do so outside of the village.
my friend used to say this a lot: - a shark ate her uncle, then continued to say “it’s ok, i have more” - she had three worlds: spain, philippines, and barcelona - she knew how to speak tagalog and she’d just say words in english backwards
I knew a girl who claimed she was "Jojo Siwa's best friend from college," despite being like 9 years old, and despite the fact Jojo Siwa has not been to college
I knew a kid named Ethan who claimed to own a shiny Charizard Pokémon card to which I replied that there were only 10 in the world and that it would be a 10 in 8 billion chance that he'd happen to have one, to that he said that he owned all 10.
My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right? Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before
Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.
I remember a kid in my elementary say that he had an autograph of God, Jesus, and Lebron James He would claim to be the president of USA when someone wouldn't believe him
In first grade, I had a kid tell me that his bedroom was like great wolf lodge. What he meant by that was that his bedroom had a bunch of tunnels that connected to like arcades and waterslides. He also told me that he had a limousine and when I asked to see it during Car line, he told me it was invisible.
Had a kid in my primary school who was determined to tell everyone hed fought a kangaroo once, and won. He also told us he was Australian, not because his parents were, because 1 of his grandparents was.
when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.
In primary school, me and my friends made up a scary monster in the school grounds called The Grabber, that was a hand that would pop out of the earth and try to pull you under. I don't know which of us made it up originally but we all went along, secretly knowing for ourselves it was a lie, but thinking the others believed it. We would decide to just suddenly fall down screaming at times, yanking a foot away and shouting "the grabber almost got me!"
Back in middle school, I had a girlfriend who tried to convince me that she was part of this secret society called "The Foundation" and that she was actually a vampire, because of her teeth having fangs. Until I looked in the mirror and realized I had these "fangs" too. 💀
When I was in kindergarten, I used to tell everyone that the reason I was so tired every day was that I went to "Midnight Ninja Training". I don't know why I told them this. I guess I just thought it sounded cool.
As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.
In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.
This one kid in my class back in 4th grade told me he was related to Walt Disney on his moms side, and being the Disney fanatic I am, I believed him. I asked him again a few years ago and he said he was lying, and he’s not actually related to Walt Disney
Back in primary school I told people that I could shapeshift, but only in life threatening situations. I said that I nearly drowned and turned into a fish as my main example. I still get made fun of for that to this day.
The worst lie I ever told was that I lost a classmate's plush rabbit. He loaned it to me because I kept forgetting my own toys for the Teddy Bear Picnic. I thought it was unbearably cute, and wanted it for myself. He stopped asking for it after about 3 days. Not too long after, we moved. I still have it, and it gives me so much fucking grief. I'm a bastard. ...I used to pinch the ADHD kids to get them to focus in class, but this is what I feel bad for.
One kid said he owned the entire country of Sweden and he had 16 mansions, when I went over to his house it was just a small suburban house, HE SAID IT WAS HIS SPARE HOUSE LMFAOOO 💀💀💀
O.K. I remember this one like it was yesterday. At my primary school, there was a girl who started a vampire club for vampires only. About three girls got in, but when my best friend Erin and I went to enter the club, I was told I wasn't a vampire. I showed them my canines and asked "What're these, then" and Erin told me "those are your canines." The next day, during recess, my friend Erin got accepted into the vampire club and when I asked her how she got in, she showed me her canines. "Those are your CANINES, ERIN." Man, I never felt so betrayed and confused LOL
There was a group similar to that at my primary school but the group of girls pretended they were all fairies but only showed their wings in secret. They would stand around the corner of the field and hiss at people who came near because they were doing secret things. In order to become a fairy, they said, you had to be 11 years old, and they all had their birthdays in the start of the year, so most people weren’t 11 yet. I had my birthday first though, so I was. I didn’t even bother asking them if I could be a fairy though. I’d like to say it was because I was smart enough to know it was all stupid, but I secretly wanted to be a fairy, but I was just too introverted to ask. When everyone else became 11 the group said that they couldn’t make anyone else fairies because “the magical fairy dust in the air had run out”. 😑
@lilahclark6108 This is so uncannly, similar to what I did in 3d grade 💀. My friends and I all pretend to be fairy's at recess. So sorry that you were left out. 😅
I convinced my friends in the first grade that my grandma had 5 cats and 5 dogs, and the cats almost got attacked by a hyena.. they actually believed it 💀
07:35 in high school i genuinely did have a photocopier in my bedroom, because it showed up at a local thrift store and i bought it with summer job money. the staff at the thrift store delivered it like it was a piece of furniture (luckily my mom wasn't home from work yet.) That was 8 years ago and now i have... three in the house with me currently. because now i work on them professionally, and sometimes when they get replaced i'll bring them home if i know they're destined to be destroyed otherwise. they make cool sounds and come in handy sometimes
When I was 6 I told people that I had an older brother who had escaped from prison and sometimes walked around the school with a knife, so it would be a bad idea to beat me up. It worked. Kids were scared of me and left me alone.
In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷♂️
@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.
One time when I was younger a kid that was 10 at the time said that he dated a 16 year old girl, the same kid once claimed he had multiple girlfriends, which he didn’t.
I knew a girl in elementary school that tried to convince me that Nebraska wasn't real and the government made it up. Her reasoning was "have you ever met someone from Nebraska?"
I have something actually similar that has a more... Satisfying ending A kid in my class in 3rd or 4th grade (I forgo, I'm terrible with time 💀) said that japan was destroyed 23 years ago... I was born in Japan... He proceeded to convince (try) and convince me that my memory was off and I'm a fake human being The sun didn't drop 23 years ago brobro
used to get really annoyed at a kid in my class because of how frequently he lied. one day we were having a heart to heart about it, and he then decided to tell me about the time he woke up and "the world was minecraft", whatever that means.
I did the lie. One time in 4th grade, I was fighting with a kid over a laptop and yelled, "I had it first!" and everyone laughed. I then tried to convince everyone that I really said, "I have your fist," and that that's a fancy way of threatening to punch someone.
An old friend of mine told me he built three robots out of old VCRs. And that they would all turn back into regular VCRs whenever someone they didn’t know came in the house.
An old classmate of mine lied all the time, but my favorite lie of his was when he told me that he and his brother got chased around their house by a dinosaur before school that morning.
I knew a kid in first grade who would say she was a vampire or Elsa or something like that and say “StaY AwAy I dOnT waNT tO hURt yOu” or “I CaNT coNTroL mY poWErs”😂
A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.
friend I had once told me that they were given a child (they were 14 at the time) because their aunt got arrested and they were the only one who could look after it, and hid it in a closet from their mum. The kid was called Jude 😭
someone in my family didn't know what "black" meant, they thought it meant "anything that has darker skin" I guess. When my (white) sister and her (mexican) husband had their firstborn, this family member asked my sister "so is the baby black?" Sister was like "umm... no, why would the baby even be black tho?"
When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well. Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.
When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."
(For the record, this person is My best friend of 8 years) In elementary school, my friend always came to school with a new story. Instead of it being 100% unbelievable, they were just things that made his life seem like it was simply eventful. Like “my mom bought bread, and by the next day, my older brother had eaten the entire thing overnight. Raw.” Or “when I was on a quad ride (something he did do often) I threw a rock at my brothers quad tire and it made him flip and crash into a tree.” For a long time I believed him, but after a while it seemed like he was testing his luck with the storytelling and started to think of other things instead of simple life events, like how he was chased by the cops and stuff. I then ended up confronting his older brother specially about the bread thing and turns out he made a lot of the things up. Funny fake stories or not, after 8 years, he’s become the most “friendish” friends I’ve ever had.
When I was 8, I had a friend who tried to convince me that she was a vampire. I then tried to convince her that I too was a vampire. We believed each other and then went on to have several long discussions about vampire life and compared our experiences.
"Tazed himself to sleep every night" is one of the funniest character traits I've ever heard
Literally could be a D&D character trait
@@serenegenerally funny, i saw d&d yesterday in barnes & noble
@@40Ccents haha, I have two of the books lol
As someone with insomnia, the tazer isn't the part I'm jealous about lol
*Oompaville.mp3*
Tazing yourself to sleep is metal af
I said the EXACT same thing when I saw this part it's crazy
metal? like the music or an actual metal conductor?
hmm. accidental pun is srill warm. looks like there's a jokester about @@GeezSus
idk i feel like michael reeves would be into that
Would be horrifyingly sad if it was to stop the PTSD nightmares.
One time when I was in the tenth grade, this really backwoods southern kid (his last name was Jenkins so I'm gonna call him that) told me the age-old classic: "My Uncle Works for Nintendo." So obviously, I had to keep prying him with questions. "What games has he worked on?" Jenkins responded with: "He worked on Mariokart 7 and I remember one time he visited and he brought a Donkey-kong Wii game and I got to play it early." Now, That seemed way too high-profile, especially for the relative of some backwoods kid in Alabama named Jenkins. So I asked Jenkins "Where does your Dad work?" He responds with: "Somewhere in Texas." Well now clearly this was a load of crap because there is absolutely no way Nintendo is developing a high-profile game like "Mariokart 7" in flipping Texas. I of course had to ask Jenkins the name of his Uncle. He gave me his name which I don't specifically remember but I recall the last name was not Jenkins.
Anyways just to be an asshole and rub it in his face, I decided to Google it to show that there is no Nintendo studio in Texas. And they surely wouldn't have developed a major first-party title like "Mariokart 7." Lo and behold I find "Retro Studios" in Austin Texas. The studio that developed "Donkey Kong Country Returns" for the Nintendo Wii. They also assisted with the development of "Mariokart 7." So naturally I looked up the name he gave me (again, I can't remember it) and I think it was like one of the lead designers for one of the aforementioned games.
HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. HIS UNCLE REALLY DID WORK FOR NINTENDO
Hold up, his dad and uncle were the same person? What in the sweet home Alabama?
@@starlightkynthos No that was just a mistake. Whoops. I meant to write uncle.
I’m planning to apply for a job there once I graduate college so I could end up being his uncle’s coworker
I ain’t reading allat
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This kid told me he could shape shift into a Chinchilla, I doubted him, not because he said he could shape shift, but because I didn’t think chinchillas were real
Ah
The memory eraser kid was a genius
I was looking for this comment 😭
Lol, that was me 😂
@@upinflamez oh god its a different lying kid
I thought the same thing
I think he had to be lying, because there aint no way that he thought of that as a second grader, but if he did then round of applause to him.
Knew a kid who said he was Isaac Newton and that he invented gravity. And that he invented football, gravy, and Mario Kart 💀
With a c?
@@supersmashseandx1991 autocorrect lmao
@@IAmLeanBeefus lol
I always wanted to fly in strange machines
I read this in Matt Rose’s voice
My great grandad was the governer of Seychelles. Its a good thing I didnt know this fact as a kid because nobody would have believed me
dude that's baller
When I was a kid I was so obsessed with the show Ninjago that I went around telling everyone that I wasn’t really human and that I was a ‘nindroid’, a class of robot character from the show. I’ve never told this to anyone, not even my parents.
...well... Are you a nindroid? Can you do spinjitsu? Are you evil?
Ninjago was so good i rewatched it for nostalgia and idk bout you but I thought the nindroid reveal was rlly far in but it was like only a few episodes in-
Which elemental power do you have?
@@user-ht2jh4rn8h melted cheese
This kid said they invited Harry Kane over for a BBQ but nobody could come because he 'feared the public'
BBQ
big black quack?
Yeah Harry's been round my house aswell we enjoyed a good burger together
SKKKULLLLLLEEEEEMMOOOOOJJIIIIIIIIII💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Who’s Harry Kane?
Yes.. a big black quack 💀
A girl in my class said her great grandpa killed Hitler
She seemed so confident saying that
Imagine if you said “Well my great grandpa was in the war so maybe they both know each other” I wonder what the girls response would be 🤔
oh no
I hate this lie sm. Hitler killed himself. 💀💀💀
ok
My friends great great great grandfather was hienrich himmler 💀💀
I knew a kid that used to lie all the time. Like, every other sentence. One day, I made up a fake video game and asked if he had it. Ofc, he lied and said yes. He told me we should play together, and then yelled at me the next day because I never got on.
Bro's a menace to society
In kindergarten; “I can’t drink water, I can only have FIGI water, because I’m allergic to regular water”
As a little kid, I legitimately believed that I was an undercover mermaid who could control the weather
Why?!
Incredible idea for a TV show..
i did too. i have never had an original experience before
@@Matt_Rose lol
@@Matt_Roseif it was real or if the protagonist thought they had powers?
Classmate of mine claimed her uncle had been to space.
No one believed her.
She was not lying.
He came in one time for a presentation. Cool stuff.
Oh wow!!!
My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book
the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory
@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud.
The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.
@@yukitai9063 true lol
One kid at my school called Ryan said that his dad was an enderman and also said that his mum escaped from North Korea.
Some kid in second grade told me he sold velociraptors in his garage.😭
Matt jumping from a height holding two brooms like he didn't just recently break his wrist
i fear that this is the reason he broke it in the first place.
that wrist is going to take so long to heal...
Foolish….he had the brooms pointed the wrong direction.
you can probably tell how and why his wrist broke to begin with
@@jusstyno yeah, the game of football was just a cover up lmao 💀
One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.
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Ok but where is the funny
Ok but where is the funni
You need to look a bit harder to find the funny@@user-pq3ny4mm8e
@@user-pq3ny4mm8e you are my hero
My little brother's friend told him he invented the "chipi chipi chapa chapa" song. In which I highly doubt, considering he doesn't know a word of Spanish and was born atleast 10 years after it was created.
My classmate from primary school once told me "I'm a vampire.... Don't tell anyone.." And then proceeded to act like a "real" vampire in the *sunlight* while wearing fake halloween vampire teeth. When i told her "Vampires burn from sunlight.", she got embarrased and ran away from me.
The idea of lying about having a lightsaber, only for said lightsaber to only cut through bread, is one of the most bizarre combinations of awesome and lame I've ever heard in my life.
That’s literally just straight taken from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy lmao
I wonder if that kid had recently watched the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Trillian’s bread toasting knife is more or less exactly that.
In the commentary for hitchhikers guide, they talk about how said breadsaber would leave you with cold toast when the loaf cooled
Imagine being a person who casually lives in a cabin in the woods and just hearing over a police loud speaker “YOU’RE COOL”
Thank you random ass officer!! 😁😁
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There was once I kid at my school named mat rose who held two brooms and was on some sort of podium, then proceeded to jump off and break his legs
My friend once said he voiced Toby in the 3D animated seasons of Thomas & Friends.
His name is Toby.
My friend tried to convince me that he was actually so tired because every night he had to work as the nightguard in five nights at freddys
Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"
har har har har har 🐻🎩
my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do
@@alilplant lmfao very normal
dude i have a sleeping disorder and that is a wayyy more fun explanation than "im tired cause i have sleep apnea, karen. leave me alone"
Honestly I can absolutely believe that a kid would spend 5 days trying to count to infinity
he said that he did it not that he tried
I believe the pwii360
I believe the lightsabers kid. Aint no way him disappearing after admitting that was a coincidence. Some Lockheed Martin shit.
@@MiloBell-jn7sh The video said he spent 5 days counting to infinity, never said he finished.
mathematicians hate him!
I remember in year 3, I would tell people I could control the wind...backfired when everyone started yelling at me because we had to be sent inside due to heavy wind
“My elbows are registered weapons in eleven countries “
My younger sister is this kid. She constantly claims that she remembers the day I was born. She's 10. I'm nearing 17.
I didn't realize what was wrong with this until I read it a few times.
she was watching in the pre-life
she saw you get born in her dreams
Nah cause my little sister did this too when she was like 3-5, insisted she was "watching from the stars"
Yo matt rose if you see this do a video about the funniest things students/professors heard someone say in class
Kid in kindergarten told me he knew everything and I asked him what 6x8 is and he promptly burst into tears.
Hello, that kid from kindergarten here, that would be 48 😎😎😎
💀💀💀💀
@@JonskipvpHE CAME BACK
@@Jonskipvpno, I'm pretty sure it's 2
@@Jonskipvp what's 7x8
When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.
This kid named Luca claimed he climbed Mount Everest.
The entire class laughed
Love that every kid has the "I just figured out how to lie but don't know what an acceptable level to do it at is" phase hahaha
Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)
I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way
Knew a kid named Jet who said when he was born he beat the doctor up, jumped out the window, and drove a police car away.
I choose to believe him based solely on the fact that his name is Jet.
Borned into the world and immediately chooses violence. wth on this kid's head? he do have nice name.
@@GELTONZ LOL
He did not say that, stop capping🙏
@@GELTONZ same
One guy once told me he had a "6m Lamp Post (6m Above Ground) - Steel Galvanised Street Lamp Post Root Mounted 6 Metre - Steel Galvanised Tubular Street Lamp Post (76mm Shaft / 140mm Base) - 1.0m Root Mounted. c/w with door (500mm x 100mm) and wooden backboard/ Column Weight 47kg. Maximum head load ( kg/m2 ) = 40 / 0.40. Lighting column designed to BSEN40,. PD6547 : 2004 + A1:2009 Hot dipped galvanised to BS EN ISO 1461:2009. Manufactured in steel tube to EN10210Standard duty lighting column suitable for road, residential, CCTV/security features and general amenity areas, with street lanterns, floodlights & post top amenity luminaires"
I once told a group of kids at school that I could turn my feet around until they pointed backwards. Everyone called me a liar but one girl ended up passing out when I showed everyone I actually could. It was a cool party trick for years!
I grew up with undiagnosed autism and a hell of an imagination that I couldn't keep to myself to save my life.
I spent half of middle school trying to convince my classmates that I was a long lost Martian princess that had escaped my planet after a war broke out and the whole royal family died. I "proved" this by infodumping everything I had learned about Mars when I hyperfocused on it for a while.
This keeps me up at night.
On the bright side, it was middle school and not high school
Please come back to your home planet, your majesty. Your people miss you.
*I* claimed I was a martian in *children's school* (like, what, primary? 6-11 years old or whatever)
Pretty sure that was me noticing I was different. Or rather, that's my mother's analysis of it.
LATE DIAGNOSIS GANG RISE UP
I said I help spiderman in a fight with electro once....I mean I dreamt it but still
I once pretended to be psychic. I told people to think of a number, and guessed seven every time. It almost always worked.
dude isnt that a fucking veritasium video
@@tam4655youre thinking of 37, not 7 however 7 was the most popular choice for numbers between one and ten
I pretended to be psychic and people would ask me to guess what they were thinking and I would say “you’re thinking that there’s no way that I’m psychic.” it worked almost every time.
Girl that literally everyone I know can’t stand refused to do her homework in English class and had some incredible excuses for it, including that she had 300 people over at her house over the weekend.
My mum once told me that when she was in elementary school, she went home one day and told my grandmother that she hadn't been able to go to school because the teacher had locked her out of the building. But the grandmother went to school with her the next day and talked to the teacher. My mum was his favorite student, but from that moment on, the poor guy lost his trust in her. Parents are never good role model :((
my goofy ass used to say i was born with cat ears, a dog tail, a seashell on one hand and a blow dryer on the other. and i cried when someone didn’t believe me
THE BLOW DRYER AND SEASHELL ARE SO RANDOM WHATTT
rejected x-men character
_[Cave Johnson-style confused rant goes here]_
BLOWDRYER HAND
@@EMLtheViewer literally me
Inventing the color gray sounds like the most depressing invention ever.
Inventing the color beige must be more depressing
@@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyerthis
Somehow in 3rd grade a kid convinced me there was a paralympic event for people with three heads
My Mom said she had a machine to magically summon bread everyday once because she would always pack me bread for school.
I beleived her for 2 whole years while trying to find this so call bread summoner.
I sat next to this kid in reading class back in year 5. He had cochlear implants and when I asked what they were, he told me he was an 'android human' and half machine. He told me his people were going to take over the planet but he'd convince them to spare me and my family because I was nice. I spent most lessons negotiating with him about who else he should spare from total cyborg domination. I hope he managed to change their minds.
Aww 🥰
little did you know, you saved the whole world with a simple act of kindness
Well, given that we're still here and fine, I'd say you saved the world. Thanks.
thank you for saving the world :D
Thank you for negotiating with him to save me
In the 80s a kid in 5th grade told me he went to Vietnam. Not visiting the country. He said he was in the war.
I was -27 when I got drafted
That’s metal of him
@@azloii9781 thats the most power metal thing ever frfr
VC sent him home in a box and he was reborn with a grudge
I went to high school with a kid who constantly claimed he was a ninja from the Hidden Leaf village.
Any time he took a few days off school, it would be becaus she went there for a mission.
Guy claimed he could.jump from tree to tree, but when anyone asked him to prove it, he would say they didnt allow you to do so outside of the village.
I knew a kid who claimed he could control gravity. Thought he could prove it on the seesaw during recess.
my friend used to say this a lot:
- a shark ate her uncle, then continued to say “it’s ok, i have more”
- she had three worlds: spain, philippines, and barcelona
- she knew how to speak tagalog and she’d just say words in english backwards
She was absolutely savage to this fictional uncle 💀
w*HHHHHHH*
@@Antipaxos_Nadja123 i know, the thing is we were literally like 7 years old 😭
💀
Saying the english words backwards on the spot is actually pretty impressive icl
I knew a girl who claimed she was "Jojo Siwa's best friend from college," despite being like 9 years old, and despite the fact Jojo Siwa has not been to college
I knew a kid named Ethan who claimed to own a shiny Charizard Pokémon card to which I replied that there were only 10 in the world and that it would be a 10 in 8 billion chance that he'd happen to have one, to that he said that he owned all 10.
A kid at my class said he made the “womp womp” meme.
Someone in my class used to say his uncle had a lambo in his basement, but it was too shiny to take a picture of.
My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right?
Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before
Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.
"My uncle has a lambo"
"Ooooooh can I see 😮"
"No, too shiny"
I remember a kid in my elementary say that he had an autograph of God, Jesus, and Lebron James
He would claim to be the president of USA when someone wouldn't believe him
Ah yes, the holy trinity.
AHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS ME
@@LuckySketches The father, the son, and the holy baller
but i AM the president!
"Did the Holy Baller end the Cold War?"
-Docuberry
In first grade, I had a kid tell me that his bedroom was like great wolf lodge.
What he meant by that was that his bedroom had a bunch of tunnels that connected to like arcades and waterslides. He also told me that he had a limousine and when I asked to see it during Car line, he told me it was invisible.
Had a kid in my primary school who was determined to tell everyone hed fought a kangaroo once, and won. He also told us he was Australian, not because his parents were, because 1 of his grandparents was.
when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.
tell me more about this or was it this shallow
I hope you didn't turn out to be a cult leader
sounds like something i would have done ngl lmao
I - I don’t think that’s called “starting a cult.” That’s just this thing kids do called “pretending.”
OH MY GAWSH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT
In primary school, me and my friends made up a scary monster in the school grounds called The Grabber, that was a hand that would pop out of the earth and try to pull you under. I don't know which of us made it up originally but we all went along, secretly knowing for ourselves it was a lie, but thinking the others believed it. We would decide to just suddenly fall down screaming at times, yanking a foot away and shouting "the grabber almost got me!"
HOLY CRAP I GOT JUMPSCARED WHEN I SHOWED UP?!?! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ☺️☺️☺️
Back in middle school, I had a girlfriend who tried to convince me that she was part of this secret society called "The Foundation" and that she was actually a vampire, because of her teeth having fangs. Until I looked in the mirror and realized I had these "fangs" too. 💀
When I was in kindergarten, I used to tell everyone that the reason I was so tired every day was that I went to "Midnight Ninja Training". I don't know why I told them this. I guess I just thought it sounded cool.
To be fair, it does
Now I know what to tell people why I'm always tired
Why were you tired though?
It is cool
@cofromdiscord118 chronic fatigue syndrome
As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
That’s on your mom
@@Azeriiallthere are more elves out there than DnD elves tho
That tuck and roll thing was totally spread around my school, I believed it, too 😂
My knees hurt just from watching those last 10 seconds.
In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.
Hell nah lmao 🤣
Similar to one of my ocs backstories
Nexus was picked off of a nexillian tree
I thought that said year 11 at first and I was like damn he must be really gullible if he believed you at that age
Once when I was like 9 a kid proposed to me in front of the entire class and then proceeded to tell the entire class that he did not do that.
That's the same as a sign saying:
_No Entry_
_Entrance Only_
Nah he just has multiple personalities or something
gaslight gatekeep boyboss
@@ica5115 baslight batekeep boyboss
@@hazemimam6826 baslibht batekeep boygoss
This one kid in my class back in 4th grade told me he was related to Walt Disney on his moms side, and being the Disney fanatic I am, I believed him. I asked him again a few years ago and he said he was lying, and he’s not actually related to Walt Disney
One kid said his arm got bitten off by a shark but he didn't notice because he was playing Pokémon.
When I was a child I thought the car was invented in Germany by a man named Otto. That's why its called the Ottomobile.
Ur not wrong about the country who invented it
Just change 'Otto' to 'Karl' and you'll be allright.... wait a minute, is that why we call them 'cars'? OMG WTF did I just find out 😂
@@arjunmadan318 no lol. car is a word that existed before and referred to certain kinds of horse-drawn vehicles (ex. a jaunting car or "jarvey").
@@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 r/wooooosh
Back in primary school I told people that I could shapeshift, but only in life threatening situations. I said that I nearly drowned and turned into a fish as my main example. I still get made fun of for that to this day.
Rightly so, fish boy
@@brody3166yeah I agree. Lmfao goldfish crackers lookin ass
The worst lie I ever told was that I lost a classmate's plush rabbit. He loaned it to me because I kept forgetting my own toys for the Teddy Bear Picnic. I thought it was unbearably cute, and wanted it for myself. He stopped asking for it after about 3 days. Not too long after, we moved. I still have it, and it gives me so much fucking grief. I'm a bastard.
...I used to pinch the ADHD kids to get them to focus in class, but this is what I feel bad for.
yoy have literally no idea how much i love watching your content omg makes my day so much better
One kid said he owned the entire country of Sweden and he had 16 mansions, when I went over to his house it was just a small suburban house, HE SAID IT WAS HIS SPARE HOUSE LMFAOOO 💀💀💀
why tf sweden and not any other country??? :D
@@marsmars124 IKEA
@@wiggler120b good point but why sweden? why not like china or the us or the country the kid was from
@@marsmars124 idk tbh probably just random shii the creator wanted to make or something
@@marsmars124 The better question is why not sweden?
O.K. I remember this one like it was yesterday.
At my primary school, there was a girl who started a vampire club for vampires only. About three girls got in, but when my best friend Erin and I went to enter the club, I was told I wasn't a vampire. I showed them my canines and asked "What're these, then" and Erin told me "those are your canines."
The next day, during recess, my friend Erin got accepted into the vampire club and when I asked her how she got in, she showed me her canines. "Those are your CANINES, ERIN."
Man, I never felt so betrayed and confused LOL
You failed the vibe check
There was a group similar to that at my primary school but the group of girls pretended they were all fairies but only showed their wings in secret. They would stand around the corner of the field and hiss at people who came near because they were doing secret things. In order to become a fairy, they said, you had to be 11 years old, and they all had their birthdays in the start of the year, so most people weren’t 11 yet. I had my birthday first though, so I was. I didn’t even bother asking them if I could be a fairy though. I’d like to say it was because I was smart enough to know it was all stupid, but I secretly wanted to be a fairy, but I was just too introverted to ask. When everyone else became 11 the group said that they couldn’t make anyone else fairies because “the magical fairy dust in the air had run out”. 😑
@lilahclark6108 This is so uncannly, similar to what I did in 3d grade 💀. My friends and I all pretend to be fairy's at recess. So sorry that you were left out. 😅
ngl thats kinda sad i hope you're all good
@@lilahclark6108Bruh💀
I convinced my friends in the first grade that my grandma had 5 cats and 5 dogs, and the cats almost got attacked by a hyena.. they actually believed it 💀
07:35 in high school i genuinely did have a photocopier in my bedroom, because it showed up at a local thrift store and i bought it with summer job money. the staff at the thrift store delivered it like it was a piece of furniture (luckily my mom wasn't home from work yet.)
That was 8 years ago and now i have... three in the house with me currently. because now i work on them professionally, and sometimes when they get replaced i'll bring them home if i know they're destined to be destroyed otherwise. they make cool sounds and come in handy sometimes
When I was 6 I told people that I had an older brother who had escaped from prison and sometimes walked around the school with a knife, so it would be a bad idea to beat me up.
It worked. Kids were scared of me and left me alone.
In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷♂️
"So where can we find the werewolf and whale kids"
If you know what furries are (and they know as well) the perfect response would be "Oh so you're a furry..." I wonder how that'll end
@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.
@@Rapidfire370 maybe rather therians, furries just engage with fictional characters in their free time
@@xylophone_888 Yeah but I'm sure most people who ended up in the furry fandom roleplayed as the dog/cat while playing House.
One time when I was younger a kid that was 10 at the time said that he dated a 16 year old girl, the same kid once claimed he had multiple girlfriends, which he didn’t.
One kid told me his grandfather was a lovebug. I immediately squished the bug he was pointing to
in 3rd grade, my friend said he was a billionare and had 3 mansions. the next day he asked if i can come over to his apartment.
he obviously needed a taste of the "poor lifestyle" since he was too rich
😂he quickly downgraded
3 mansions and at least 1 apartment.
Makes sense for a billionaire honestly.
he said “that’s just my throwaway residence” 😂😂
he owns 3 mansions and a single apartment
I knew a girl in elementary school that tried to convince me that Nebraska wasn't real and the government made it up. Her reasoning was "have you ever met someone from Nebraska?"
I have something actually similar that has a more... Satisfying ending
A kid in my class in 3rd or 4th grade (I forgo, I'm terrible with time 💀) said that japan was destroyed 23 years ago... I was born in Japan... He proceeded to convince (try) and convince me that my memory was off and I'm a fake human being
The sun didn't drop 23 years ago brobro
I mean she does have a point tbh, have you ever BEEN to nebraska?
No no.... She has a point
William Afton:
@@xonty5227💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
used to get really annoyed at a kid in my class because of how frequently he lied. one day we were having a heart to heart about it, and he then decided to tell me about the time he woke up and "the world was minecraft", whatever that means.
I did the lie. One time in 4th grade, I was fighting with a kid over a laptop and yelled, "I had it first!" and everyone laughed.
I then tried to convince everyone that I really said, "I have your fist," and that that's a fancy way of threatening to punch someone.
An old friend of mine told me he built three robots out of old VCRs. And that they would all turn back into regular VCRs whenever someone they didn’t know came in the house.
"Robots in disguise"
These convenient lies are honestly the best think they’re so smart but really it is so obvious 😂
the autobots are in his house rn
@@andreschavez2886
"More than meets the eye"
Autobots, roll out!
One kid in middle school told me that he had to beat up a bunch of his fellow church members in order to get the cross necklace that he had. 😂
Fight church is like fight club but more unexpected
@@haldalas Wasn't Fightchurch a character in _So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish_?
He might have been telling the truth. Religion is weird.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Not that weird.
@@gunsgalore7571 You gotta prove your strength to god in a holy match of righteous fisticuffs.
An old classmate of mine lied all the time, but my favorite lie of his was when he told me that he and his brother got chased around their house by a dinosaur before school that morning.
I knew a kid in first grade who would say she was a vampire or Elsa or something like that and say “StaY AwAy I dOnT waNT tO hURt yOu” or “I CaNT coNTroL mY poWErs”😂
Girl claimed her parents left her in their car boot by accident and she lived there now and had to survive by “drinking rain” 😂
A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.
Oh yeah, amusement park is wayyyy less ambitious
That's way more ambitious 💀
Perchance, is he named Phineas?
@@MCAlexisYT Looks like Matt can do a sequel to the Silly Arguments video
@@Your-Average-Nerdyou can't just say perchance.
I remember this kid telling me all his toys came to life at night because he’s a magician
friend I had once told me that they were given a child (they were 14 at the time) because their aunt got arrested and they were the only one who could look after it, and hid it in a closet from their mum. The kid was called Jude 😭
I once knew a kid who said she was black because she went in mud one day
How to gain the pass in two steps:
That’s wild 💀
someone in my family didn't know what "black" meant, they thought it meant "anything that has darker skin" I guess. When my (white) sister and her (mexican) husband had their firstborn, this family member asked my sister "so is the baby black?" Sister was like "umm... no, why would the baby even be black tho?"
@@RedCaio thats so funny please 😭😂
The memory erasing lie is actually super clever!
I think this was a joke lol
Kids are such more INTERESTING HUMANS than adults sometimes. Imagine your co-workers just told you wild outlandish tales about being from Saturn.
Sleep walked all the way across town is the best one 😂
When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well.
Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.
When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."
I for one think we should be investing our resources into the creation of robobabies for families like this
South park orgin story 💀
LMAO@@shadowtd9982
I am JUST realising this said 'robot body' and not 'robot baby' but I maintain my original statement
I'm imagining the sister's brain just floating in a tube like Cain from RoboCop 2.
(For the record, this person is
My best friend of 8 years)
In elementary school, my friend always came to school with a new story. Instead of it being 100% unbelievable, they were just things that made his life seem like it was simply eventful. Like “my mom bought bread, and by the next day, my older brother had eaten the entire thing overnight. Raw.” Or “when I was on a quad ride (something he did do often) I threw a rock at my brothers quad tire and it made him flip and crash into a tree.” For a long time I believed him, but after a while it seemed like he was testing his luck with the storytelling and started to think of other things instead of simple life events, like how he was chased by the cops and stuff. I then ended up confronting his older brother specially about the bread thing and turns out he made a lot of the things up.
Funny fake stories or not, after 8 years, he’s become the most “friendish” friends I’ve ever had.
Meant to say specifically****
When I was 8, I had a friend who tried to convince me that she was a vampire. I then tried to convince her that I too was a vampire. We believed each other and then went on to have several long discussions about vampire life and compared our experiences.