Parents doing Voice-to-Text wrong

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • This is very possibly the most gibberish crammed into one video yet skullllemoojjjiiiiii

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  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul 2 роки тому +6850

    As someone with a rather deep voice voice to text has been a permeant source of hilarity.
    My favourite was "genuinely terrible" being heard as "junior turtle"

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +432

      *OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS JUNIOR TURTLE*

    • @corndogboi
      @corndogboi 2 роки тому +508

      Wait till next year and he’ll be a senior turtle 🎓🐢
      Edit: Look guys he finally graduated! 🎓🐢🎉🎊

    • @memesandgaming8777
      @memesandgaming8777 2 роки тому +22

      camel cost

    • @brittanywood385
      @brittanywood385 2 роки тому +93

      Oh boy, I have a speech impediment and voice to text is my worst fucking enemy.

    • @teabninc2831
      @teabninc2831 2 роки тому +16

      junior turtle

  • @roas7_val684
    @roas7_val684 2 роки тому +7344

    I will always appreciate the way Matt reads random letters perfectly

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +178

      Right, it's amazing how, for example Matt for some reason, which I would never do this, says "ZHCIEHAJSGDUIKSHVBFDDJ" perfectly.

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 2 роки тому +32

      he actually doesn't, he adds vowels that aren't there

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 2 роки тому +20

      he might cheat. give it to an AI to pronounce and then learn from it

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 2 роки тому +49

      Either way if he added vowels or got an AI to pronounce it, it's still impressive and cool that he actually tries to pronounce it rather than just making a random noise to make the video with less effort

    • @Tazerboy_10
      @Tazerboy_10 2 роки тому +1

      😆

  • @Raquesis
    @Raquesis 2 роки тому +5366

    I'm surprised that Matt keeps his composure reading these. I would've died laughing reading them

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 2 роки тому +25

      It's perfect

    • @Maker0824
      @Maker0824 2 роки тому +71

      For some people (me included) it's really easy to keep composure while saying those kinds of things because (at least for me) me breaking composure would totally ruin it so I just don't. Well usually, but that could just be cut out with video editing. it's really not that impressive.

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +8

      @@Maker0824 good point

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 2 роки тому +6

      I like it. Get on it Mr. Matt.

    • @DiegoRuiz1991
      @DiegoRuiz1991 2 роки тому +10

      It's not like he does it in 1 take...

  • @bananabuttersomethin
    @bananabuttersomethin 2 роки тому +419

    I almost passed out laughing at the "ostrich feathers in my butt" text. He just read it so naturally.

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 Рік тому +3

      What? 💀

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Vanta526Lego 9 million oh God Adam using voice text I mean I mean is I'm using it and I'm using it and I'm using the freaking voice text

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 Рік тому +5

      Why did that one was almost rhyme 💀

    • @IAmThe1merw_man
      @IAmThe1merw_man 10 місяців тому

      Bye-bye #(#(×[#?×>×*>3

  • @QuinceCantDraw
    @QuinceCantDraw 2 роки тому +526

    Matt makes everything sound 10x funnier

  • @FirstFallSnow
    @FirstFallSnow 2 роки тому +1021

    The one where the dad was shouting silly things to mess up the mom's texts was adorable.

  • @SlothOfTheSea
    @SlothOfTheSea 2 роки тому +3675

    4:08 The best part of Matt’s videos are when he manages to pronounce text abominations like these. Truly magnificent indeed.

    • @bxck
      @bxck 2 роки тому +72

      The best part of Matts videos is the whole video

    • @greenLungs-
      @greenLungs- 2 роки тому

      😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 роки тому +11

      What

    • @greenLungs-
      @greenLungs- 2 роки тому

      @@biharek7595 😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 2 роки тому +16

      ​@@kitthedemon most ai just spells it out, not pronounces it

  • @thepumpkin3203
    @thepumpkin3203 2 роки тому +13621

    Hi Matt! Maybe you could do “old people misnaming movies” or something like that

    • @Kai_The_Kai
      @Kai_The_Kai 2 роки тому +1021

      This better be the top comment for the rest of time

    • @constellar04
      @constellar04 2 роки тому +729

      thats a *splendid* idea

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +5389

      My friend this has officially been added to my Ideas List!

    • @thepumpkin3203
      @thepumpkin3203 2 роки тому +662

      @@Matt_Rose woo hoo!

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 роки тому +55

      @@Matt_Rose Yay!

  • @TheCreateCraftJurassic
    @TheCreateCraftJurassic Рік тому +84

    As a Nashvillian, I am the animal that roams this world

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 2 роки тому +154

    We need a sequel to this one! It has a lot of potential!!!
    Also I wonder if James ever did get that chicken sandwich.

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 2 роки тому +16

      That could be a text between the members of team rocket from Pokemon, because there's a character named James in that show

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 Рік тому

      @RICKY SUWITO what’s so funny question

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 Рік тому

      ​@@prestonthebeston1735what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what is being what the f*** was Disney Infinity

  • @tyta.luctuosa
    @tyta.luctuosa 2 роки тому +1563

    "What would you like for dinner?"
    "Gasoline"
    The others were really funny too but this one almost killed me

    • @Laarrrieeee
      @Laarrrieeee 2 роки тому +147

      If you did have it for dinner I would presume it would💀

    • @tyta.luctuosa
      @tyta.luctuosa 2 роки тому +31

      @@Laarrrieeee thats a good point

    • @maxwells5604
      @maxwells5604 2 роки тому +25

      Gas gas gas

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 роки тому +70

      Tfw you find out your dad is secretly a transformer.

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 2 роки тому +49

      Actually people don't realize that gasoline is really packed with calories. In fact, if you eat gasoline, you won't need another meal for the rest of your life!

  • @edeasley144
    @edeasley144 2 роки тому +1808

    0:50 If he has to tell the rest of the family when he's doing it low-key, the scope of the messaging when he's doing it high-key must be legendary.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +338

      Oh wow I never thought of it like that...

    • @sabotower1792
      @sabotower1792 2 роки тому +231

      He puts out an ad in the papers beforehand telling everyone where it'll happen

    • @Unirobo
      @Unirobo 2 роки тому +27

      I couldnt handle that part and just burst out laughing next to my sleeping boyfriend

    • @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader
      @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader 2 роки тому +3

      Sorry, what?????this comment confuses me

    • @settingsun5582
      @settingsun5582 2 роки тому +25

      @@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader Low-Key means stealthily or silently. High-Key Is the opposite

  • @cleanestmidwestemofan
    @cleanestmidwestemofan 2 роки тому +4650

    honestly matt is one of the funniest men alive

    • @kylebroflovski171
      @kylebroflovski171 2 роки тому +95

      especially when he does an actual dub for the messed up words

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +14

      @@kylebroflovski171 right

    • @shroomy112
      @shroomy112 2 роки тому +8

      HONESTLY

    • @ExtraX_3d
      @ExtraX_3d 2 роки тому +10

      The funniest*

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 2 роки тому +5

      Do you mean: "Argosy night is when the funniest man in my life",
      "honesty man is one the funniest man alive"
      or "honestly not funniest man alive"?
      (I used voice to text for those)

  • @blackwatch1288
    @blackwatch1288 2 роки тому +53

    4:15 This deserves a round of applause.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 2 роки тому +16

    these are literally my favorite types of videos, the "lowkey just pissed on mom" had me skull emoji

  • @b3nnefits
    @b3nnefits 2 роки тому +1361

    My ex is dyslexic, so whenever we used to text she’d use speech-to-text, one time she tried to say “I love you” and all I was sent was “I am muffin”, I was extremely confused.

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 2 роки тому +145

      Being dyslexic is like constantly reading voice-to-text fails. It’s awesome and frustrating. -coming from a dyslexic person

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 2 роки тому +42

      @@artscraftsgaming7169 Same experience!! It's like some jokester just messed up what you wrote and you read it and like, how the hekc did that happen?!?

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 2 роки тому +15

      @@SquirrelTheorist ikr?! (Note: I totally didn’t have to rewrite ikr 3 times)

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 2 роки тому +11

      @@artscraftsgaming7169 DX Goodness I hate when that happens! Same when I wrote "when" aghhhh

    • @b3nnefits
      @b3nnefits 2 роки тому +21

      @Aidan McGurl My reply was probably “That’s great sweetheart, but _what?”_

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 2 роки тому +503

    "Low-key just pissed on Mom." has to be the most chad accidental text I have read this month.

    • @ChaseHeeler
      @ChaseHeeler Рік тому +1

      i was looking for this 😂😂

    • @berrymint6384
      @berrymint6384 8 місяців тому +2

      It isn't
      You need help

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 8 місяців тому +3

      @@berrymint6384 Funny joke comment from a year ago got you grossed out, eh? Well. It happens.
      Not gonna argue about it, because obviously could have a vastly mindset than I was a year ago. So, glhf.

    • @BunkerGlasses
      @BunkerGlasses 8 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@williamfallslow-key p*ssed on berrymint6384

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 4 місяці тому

      What does low key mean?

  • @squeakerdoeseverything
    @squeakerdoeseverything 2 роки тому +476

    Matt, I need a part 2-
    Once my dad used voice to text trying to say “Good night” to a female coworker, but my family was talking about baby cows in the background. Came out as “Good night baby girl”😭😭

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Рік тому +16

    My favorite part is Matt articulating each and every jumbled letter/symbol sequence as a legitimate interjection

  • @mossyxmoony
    @mossyxmoony 2 роки тому +35

    0:45
    THE BEST. had me laughing in the middle of the night while people were asleep. Might have woken someone up

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 2 роки тому +774

    Matt, I'm sure 4:07 took a lot of effort to get right and I just want to tell you it was 100% worth it, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @duilinn
      @duilinn 2 роки тому

      looks more like butt dialing than voice to text

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 2 роки тому +21

      how did he say it so casually

  • @starfruit_isnt_real
    @starfruit_isnt_real 2 роки тому +537

    I love to imagine a person screaming "COMES OUT RIGHT" at their phone in the middle of a public space at 8:30 in the evening.

  • @Michelle-xz7pl
    @Michelle-xz7pl 2 роки тому +404

    I'm always amazed at how well Matt reads something that looks like someone rolled their face across a keyboard.

    • @NFSHeld
      @NFSHeld 2 роки тому +1

      Hate to bring the news to you, they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not their face...

    • @mamabear934
      @mamabear934 2 роки тому +2

      @@NFSHeld 📸🤨

    • @ssillee
      @ssillee Рік тому +1

      @@mamabear934 they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not ther face... *it was their hands*

    • @catiguess1807
      @catiguess1807 Рік тому

      one year later, im gonna roll my face across the keyboard to see if your comparison was accurate
      H ha gucdyytsiyzhyisihxouhoydudoxyouxxuoyxucupuxpux 🎉 😂 z dei lol k :$/&/&&/@/jeksksmstc 😍😍✌️🥰3@2@-&\£
      Yep. Pretty accurate.

  • @Third7Plays
    @Third7Plays Рік тому +22

    Matt’s ability to pronounce gibberish.
    That’s all the context you need

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 2 роки тому +57

    I had to pause at 2:51 bc I couldn't breathe. tears. absolute tears. I need my inhaler and then I'll finish this.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 2 роки тому +9

      ok, I'm back, phenomenal, no notes.
      thank you for this.
      today is the anniversary of my mom passing and it really cheered me up 💕

    • @rogueshappyplace
      @rogueshappyplace 9 місяців тому +1

      @@kelseycocaif you or anyone else need to talk lmk :) stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night

  • @bunnierabbt
    @bunnierabbt 2 роки тому +192

    James was just too nervous to ask for a new chicken sandwich😓

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +59

      Classic James

    • @thefastcommenter7774
      @thefastcommenter7774 2 роки тому +1

      Yes no maybe so

    • @Kittneyy
      @Kittneyy 2 роки тому +4

      Not again, James!

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Рік тому

      Seems like something from team rocket, because there is in fact a James there, and the text read like Jessie trying to text Giovanni whilst also trying to tell James to go back into McDonald's and get the chicken sandwich they missed out

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 роки тому +741

    Still hoping you'll do a video of tweets with the phrase, "Is it legal to..." and see what issues of legality the geniuses on Twitter are dealing with.

    • @yojishinkawa378
      @yojishinkawa378 2 роки тому +20

      this is a GREAT idea

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 2 роки тому +4

      Fantastic idea!!!

    • @SSM24_
      @SSM24_ 2 роки тому +3

      Oh man, I want to see that one.

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 2 роки тому +16

      I just did a quick look on Google for that. The eleventh (!) result deals with cannibalism, and one of the suggestions in the "Refine this search" is "When is it legal to kill another person".
      I have never looked up either of those topics.

  • @skylarfoxy6908
    @skylarfoxy6908 2 роки тому +470

    Theres something about the way you read the texts that just makes them even more funny! Love ur videos!

  • @sabrinam.8006
    @sabrinam.8006 2 роки тому +3

    Everytime there's a keysmash in one of this screenshots and Matt reads it out loud, my heart rejoices. There should be a compilation of them

  • @delilah_5123
    @delilah_5123 2 роки тому +2

    My mom once said "Wow there's a lot of humans out here" she meant to say "wow there's a lot of humidity out here"

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 2 роки тому +221

    i was once trying to communicate with a very nice japanese tourist who didn’t speak a lick of anything but japanese using google translate’s voice-to-text-to-translator thingy. she asked me more about what i was doing at work and at the time i worked at a publishing house, so i said “the book i’m working on is…”
    i wasn’t looking at the transcript as i said it. neither was she. it actually understood it as “the pokémon is…”. it took me a few seconds to realise why did she suddenly start laughing like a madman

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl 2 роки тому +147

    The whole "😚🤨 -- sae sade" text is the best thing that I have ever heard you say.
    I mean really, let's all appreciate this man for keeping it in and reading out all of this unintelligible gibberish without bursting out in laughter or slipping up once! 👏👏👏
    I love how voice-to-text can mess up the simplest word... but still manages to come out with a word like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" perfectly. 😂

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +311

    3:29 the way "Sex challenge" appeared out of nowhere made me laugh so hard

    • @gdphoenix5702
      @gdphoenix5702 2 роки тому +33

      I have been dying for 4 days now just because of that clip

    • @varea..
      @varea.. 2 роки тому +9

      @@gdphoenix5702 me too

    • @tfcchocosnonexistentvcr
      @tfcchocosnonexistentvcr 2 роки тому +7

      @@gdphoenix5702 SAME BUT NOT FOR 4 DAYS

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +14

      My most recent voice-to-text from my elderly father (who has asbestosis and talks with a pronounced croak) read:
      "F**king daddy I want to steal some chairs"
      I can never show it to him because I think he'd be terribly embarrassed, but oh Lord how my son and I laughed at that one. Definitely the funniest I've had to date.
      (He sold the shares. And yes I actually understood what he meant :-D )

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 lol

  • @ninjaboyben4489
    @ninjaboyben4489 2 роки тому +24

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Matt is so funny

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Рік тому +7

    “I have Jesus on the stove” 😂😂😂

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 2 роки тому +93

    My mom once tried to say "All that jazz" while we were texting and voice-to-text interpreted it as "All that jizz"
    It was unsettling, to say the least

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EHz9NSngLgA/v-deo.html

  • @coolicie
    @coolicie 2 роки тому +39

    3:18 "What would you like for dinner?"
    " *G* *A* *S* *O* *L* *I* *N* *E* "

  • @lawtamim
    @lawtamim 2 роки тому +232

    i havent laughed this hard in like 10 years, this is probably the first time im tearing up as i laugh. thank you matt

  • @TheRealPottedPlant
    @TheRealPottedPlant 5 місяців тому +1

    Once i was talking with my friend who was a girl, and i was using voice to text, and instead of saying be right back, it processed it as "be back babe"
    I still cringe at it to this day

  • @peterhannon79
    @peterhannon79 2 роки тому +1

    What would you like for dinner?
    Nobody:
    That person: *g a s o l i n e*

  • @mynameisfoxxy6110
    @mynameisfoxxy6110 2 роки тому +424

    "What the fuck, Mom" Seems like a reasonable way to end a text message. Mistake or not.
    3:21 for your replaying pleasures.

  • @raishauntanner4206
    @raishauntanner4206 2 роки тому +145

    Can’t tell you the amount of time’s I’ve texted old teammates “What’s for dinner?” due to my Siri not hearing my family group chat’s name right.

  • @skysuperblack4945
    @skysuperblack4945 2 роки тому +95

    1:18 The definition of walking into a room and forgeting why you were there.

  • @kittycrushinghyvee
    @kittycrushinghyvee Рік тому +2

    "What would you like for dinner" "Gasoline"

  • @CharityLexus
    @CharityLexus 2 роки тому

    this is one of those matt rose videos where you watch it for the first time and it’s funny, and a few months later you watch it again and you die of laughter

  • @caesarin0
    @caesarin0 2 роки тому +115

    Just a few months ago, I was seeing a movie with my mom, it was a great time until she got a notification on her phone. Not only did she not put her phone on silent when in the theater, but she took her phone out to check the text, and then, in the middle of the theater, responded with voice to text. I genuinely couldn't believe I was related to someone who would do this sort of thing.

  • @philipjohansson9354
    @philipjohansson9354 2 роки тому +78

    "Boiled genital sauce" is the funniest shit I've heard 🤣

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab 2 роки тому +224

    My mom almost *exclusively* texts with text to speech and this sounds about right.

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 2 роки тому

      I find the word contagious alot

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 2 роки тому

      Mine does too!🤣

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 роки тому

      same!

    • @khoucacola
      @khoucacola 2 роки тому

      My dad always uses text to speech and it always comes out perfectly

  • @kookie_809
    @kookie_809 Рік тому +2

    The mom summoned a whole fandom with 'Dynamite' at 4:25

  • @imjustsomebunny
    @imjustsomebunny 2 роки тому +1

    The best part will never not be the recipient just responding, "...what?"

  • @Remy-lv5il
    @Remy-lv5il 2 роки тому +70

    The way you cut yourself off mid sentence and your tone changes at 4:42 is just perfect

  • @j.ul1ett
    @j.ul1ett 2 роки тому +152

    I’ve not laughed this hard in ages lmao. thanks Matt :))

  • @thesnep4757
    @thesnep4757 2 роки тому +152

    I will never get used to this man's ability to accurately pronounce mispronounced, misspelt things or complete and utter nonsense. I'm impressed.

  • @gwenws4464
    @gwenws4464 Рік тому +1

    There are 2 things that makes these golden.
    1. No laugh in sight reading it out loud
    2. You can see and hear the whole story of the message

  • @Youeverthinkthat
    @Youeverthinkthat 2 роки тому +1

    HELP YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS CRACK ME UP AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS ARE SICK OF HEARING ME GIGGLE AT 12AM

  • @crownedoll
    @crownedoll 2 роки тому +168

    2:43 is so cute and wholesome, wish my parents were like that!

    • @theneptunespear
      @theneptunespear Рік тому +6

      Same :( But I'm the one literally holding their relationship like a rusty piece of iron keeping a bridge barely crossable.
      Just felt the need to vent today. Sorry if that was too much.

    • @Amethyst_Is_going_POSTAL
      @Amethyst_Is_going_POSTAL Рік тому +7

      ​@@theneptunespear it's ok I understand I hope all is well with you 😊

    • @retrosquire7606
      @retrosquire7606 Рік тому +4

      My parents are somewhat like that, and they're getting divorced.
      Just goes to show that even though people don't love each other anymore, they can still respect eachother.

  • @mauve444
    @mauve444 2 роки тому +39

    thank u for this lovely performance, matt. truly incredible. i teared up a little.

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 2 роки тому +43

    Incredible authenticity on this one. If I close my eyes it's almost like I'm listening to my Mum voice texting her lunch friends and telling Siri on the iPad to shut up.
    Oh wait, she's actually doing that. Right now. Again. For the fifth time this month.

  • @Fyreflyingg
    @Fyreflyingg 2 роки тому +3

    Help I am being attacked by a small but vicious black brown and white cat

  • @froukjefaber8229
    @froukjefaber8229 Рік тому +29

    5:24 my fav

  • @izstrella
    @izstrella 2 роки тому +65

    0:22 • Ahhh, well it's comforting to hear my Mother's not the only one who tells me to "delete myself". I was starting to think she was quite odd!

  • @theloudcartoonhouse
    @theloudcartoonhouse 2 роки тому +371

    Unrelated note:
    I'd definitely watch a full 1 hour video of you saying "skull emoji" 💀

  • @b33thr33kay
    @b33thr33kay 2 роки тому +58

    4:36 This is the best one, you managed to decypher the original intentions brilliantly 🤣

  • @meevins
    @meevins 2 роки тому +1

    i'm forever impressed by your ability to read keysmashes

  • @HarryTPG
    @HarryTPG Рік тому +3

    0:54 is just french autocorrect. I hâte it. It really grinds m’y gears when I texte, y’a know.

  • @dragon-du6ew
    @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +14

    "Low-key just pissed on mom" is the best sentence Ives heard

  • @TheAnonymousArtist7
    @TheAnonymousArtist7 2 роки тому +15

    This guy has to be an automated voice bot or something, the way he PERFECTLY read and spoke the message at 4:07

  • @jay5937
    @jay5937 2 роки тому +115

    2:25 Nashville animal that roam this earth 🗿

    • @vexirion
      @vexirion 2 роки тому +17

      That was my favourite part

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 роки тому +8

      ?

    • @officialViperr
      @officialViperr Рік тому

      ​@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa st8tc9idz6r9e5a84272a824a852a83a9eaawWwI6fcjfu8tarar68TR8ar58ar68a6r88s6rar58ae5a5e7eu5aea57ae75ckyouyjtrugozyr8st8rs8aeitta8rar9ary93yora69r9ayra68ar69

    • @zenora84
      @zenora84 Рік тому +6

      *earthbound intensifies*

    • @oldaccount-e4j
      @oldaccount-e4j Рік тому +5

      Nashville animal that roam this earth isNashville animal that roam this earth is a

  • @muslimgangvlogs6042
    @muslimgangvlogs6042 2 роки тому +1

    The narrative makes it even funny especially “ low key just pissed on mum”

  • @blank.376.
    @blank.376. 2 роки тому +3

    Matt makes me die of laughter no matter what episode

  • @petuniatherainwing1002
    @petuniatherainwing1002 2 роки тому +69

    I'm curious on how he can say stuff like this out loud so perfectly without misspeaking or tripping over his own words even once. He probably can master tongue twisters. This man should be a voice actor.

  • @theegecetin
    @theegecetin 2 роки тому +78

    lol parents saying punctuation out loud is too is funny lol
    "Hey did you do your chores question mark"
    "My aunt just passed away period sad face emoji"

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Thats the laughing so loud I'm crying emoji mom not agai-

  • @theenthusiast6832
    @theenthusiast6832 2 роки тому +22

    "you would too if you had boiled gentials" had me laughing SO HARD

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 Рік тому +1

    Speech to text has never failed me in such a dramatic way.

  • @katyarredondo-angeles4510
    @katyarredondo-angeles4510 Місяць тому +1

    I love how your voice in these videos is hilariously exaggerated, adding to the humor.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +18

    _>Is about to get home in 25 Minutes_ [4:23]
    _>Asks for Assistance but would understand if there was none present when she gets back_
    _>Casually threatens to blow up The House_
    _S I G M A M O M G R I N D S E T_

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 роки тому +71

    These videos will never not bring a smile to my face

  • @Aspect12
    @Aspect12 2 роки тому +31

    I haven't laughed this hard in months. I was wheezing and in tears. Thank you.

  • @squirrelblox9704
    @squirrelblox9704 Рік тому +2

    You've heard of elf on the shelf
    Now get ready for: Jesus on the stove 0:40

  • @RabidWildCreature
    @RabidWildCreature 2 роки тому +40

    0:30 I choked on my drink

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 Рік тому

      Oh no are you okay or are you dead are you are are you still alive I'm concerns are you are I need to know if you're dead India I'm using I'm using voice text I'm using voice text

  • @officialzelensky
    @officialzelensky 2 роки тому +102

    5:15 Wholesome one

  • @nesyk1598
    @nesyk1598 2 роки тому +12

    You literally make this stuff 10x more funnier than it already is, i always watch your videos at night and tear up laughing every time

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +83

    4:01
    Knock off British Eminem

  • @Soupie_Woopie
    @Soupie_Woopie 2 роки тому +2

    I have never laughed so hard in my whole life
    as well as coughing and struggling to breathe
    felt amazing

  • @KDragoness
    @KDragoness Рік тому +2

    The one with the dad sabotaging the mom's texts is what happens in my family so so often with Google voice searches or Alexa commands. My parents use these a lot and my dad and sis are major saboteurs....
    We don't really use speech to text otherwise much in my house, and I have trouble speaking in general so I've touched that feature maybe 10 times in the almost 19 years I've been alive across all possible platforms...

  • @Memezuii
    @Memezuii 2 роки тому +101

    1:53 is the best one imo

    • @The8Beyond
      @The8Beyond 2 роки тому +14

      I rewatched that part like 300 times.

    • @Ember_Glitch
      @Ember_Glitch Рік тому +1

      Did they like it though is the question?

    • @Memezuii
      @Memezuii Рік тому +1

      @@Ember_Glitch Wrong one, I meant the ostrich feathers one.

    • @dsdsehdssd
      @dsdsehdssd 8 місяців тому +1

      how do you be a boo ☠️

  • @DindellaTheDefender
    @DindellaTheDefender 2 роки тому +13

    Anytime EA ends up capitalized inside of a keysmash, my brain automatically follows it by whispering “challenge everything.” I hope I have now spread this curse, I mean gift, onto someone else.

  • @Ensign_games
    @Ensign_games 2 роки тому +68

    0:41 i think it's that person who cooked the furries

    • @ProtogenArts
      @ProtogenArts 2 роки тому +1

      Funny how I haven't heard of that lol

    • @Ensign_games
      @Ensign_games 2 роки тому +4

      @@ProtogenArts search up autocorrect in matt's videos

    • @RexiTheFox
      @RexiTheFox Рік тому +1

      I hope that’s a miss type lol

    • @Ensign_games
      @Ensign_games Рік тому +1

      @@RexiTheFox same too

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur 6 місяців тому

      They WHAT

  • @echostudiosyt
    @echostudiosyt 2 роки тому +26

    5:17 lmao i love this one

    • @zachstudios567
      @zachstudios567 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm a year late but fellow htf pfp

    • @T-Gwen-T
      @T-Gwen-T 4 місяці тому +1

      Okay hello 2 HTF pfp’s

  • @p1gtail_fr3ak
    @p1gtail_fr3ak 2 роки тому +3

    Once my mom text to speeched “hi deary me and your father are quite happy my toe stings aaa omg what the hell sorry that was my iPad falling on my foot

  • @tbeth
    @tbeth 2 роки тому +32

    It happens the other way around too! I was doing voice-to-text letting my mom know I was on my way home from campus. Our university's parking garages were notorious for having people speed through them (smh) and when I was backing out of my spot, some guy nearly hit me. My mom received the following text: "Just letting you know I'm on my way home oh my God you fucking asshole."

  • @brainr0t343
    @brainr0t343 2 роки тому +11

    My mom’s friend once had a mess up with voice text. She was “writing” a text when her dog (Great Dane, could reach stuff on the counter) started eating/licking a stick of butter that was sitting out. Yeeeah, my mom received a text including her friend’s frantically repeated pleas for the dog to stop eating the butter

  • @imrandomness
    @imrandomness 2 роки тому +79

    0:46 idk why but this was so funny to me

  • @JacobPlaysRoblox
    @JacobPlaysRoblox Рік тому +1

    "lowkey just pissed on mom" im crying.

  • @charliewegner
    @charliewegner 2 роки тому +1

    i usually don’t laugh at these but there’s something so different hearing them out loud that has me in tears

  • @jakesnyder3335
    @jakesnyder3335 2 роки тому +13

    Just found your channel and I love your voice, you have a talent for comedy just by reading internet words

  • @aetheria.ash8487
    @aetheria.ash8487 2 роки тому +6

    the amount of times my mum has used siri to message me- rocket league becomes ricky steve, come and see the bearded dragons becomes, come quick the beard is running
    and so much more XDD

  • @angelhairpasta2971
    @angelhairpasta2971 2 роки тому +33

    4:13 THIS PERSON HAS 408 OTHER TEXTS?!?!

  • @that1d3vil78
    @that1d3vil78 2 роки тому +2

    this man could read any language and still be perfect

  • @ARandomPersonDoesArt
    @ARandomPersonDoesArt Рік тому +1

    “I have Jesus on the stove”
    ….
    “Cheese sauce*” (this was made with voice-to-text)