Parents doing Voice-to-Text wrong

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2022
  • This is very possibly the most gibberish crammed into one video yet skullllemoojjjiiiiii

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  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul 2 роки тому +6557

    As someone with a rather deep voice voice to text has been a permeant source of hilarity.
    My favourite was "genuinely terrible" being heard as "junior turtle"

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +411

      *OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS JUNIOR TURTLE*

    • @corndogboi
      @corndogboi 2 роки тому +483

      Wait till next year and he’ll be a senior turtle 🎓🐢
      Edit: Look guys he finally graduated! 🎓🐢🎉🎊

    • @memesandgaming8777
      @memesandgaming8777 2 роки тому +20

      camel cost

    • @brittanywood385
      @brittanywood385 2 роки тому +89

      Oh boy, I have a speech impediment and voice to text is my worst fucking enemy.

    • @teabninc2831
      @teabninc2831 2 роки тому +15

      junior turtle

  • @akkorosie
    @akkorosie 2 роки тому +4611

    honestly matt is one of the funniest men alive

    • @kylebroflovski171
      @kylebroflovski171 2 роки тому +92

      especially when he does an actual dub for the messed up words

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +14

      @@kylebroflovski171 right

    • @shroomy112
      @shroomy112 2 роки тому +7

      HONESTLY

    • @ExtraX_3d
      @ExtraX_3d 2 роки тому +9

      The funniest*

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 2 роки тому +4

      Do you mean: "Argosy night is when the funniest man in my life",
      "honesty man is one the funniest man alive"
      or "honestly not funniest man alive"?
      (I used voice to text for those)

  • @bananabuttersomethin
    @bananabuttersomethin Рік тому +300

    I almost passed out laughing at the "ostrich feathers in my butt" text. He just read it so naturally.

    • @HVY526
      @HVY526 8 місяців тому +1

      What? 💀

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@HVY526Lego 9 million oh God Adam using voice text I mean I mean is I'm using it and I'm using it and I'm using the freaking voice text

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 7 місяців тому +3

      Why did that one was almost rhyme 💀

    • @IAmThe1merw_man
      @IAmThe1merw_man 3 місяці тому

      Bye-bye #(#(×[#?×>×*>3

  • @TheCreateCraftJurassic
    @TheCreateCraftJurassic 10 місяців тому +34

    As a Nashvillian, I am the animal that roams this world

  • @roas7_val684
    @roas7_val684 2 роки тому +7206

    I will always appreciate the way Matt reads random letters perfectly

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +172

      Right, it's amazing how, for example Matt for some reason, which I would never do this, says "ZHCIEHAJSGDUIKSHVBFDDJ" perfectly.

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 2 роки тому +30

      he actually doesn't, he adds vowels that aren't there

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 2 роки тому +19

      he might cheat. give it to an AI to pronounce and then learn from it

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 2 роки тому +46

      Either way if he added vowels or got an AI to pronounce it, it's still impressive and cool that he actually tries to pronounce it rather than just making a random noise to make the video with less effort

    • @Tazerboy_10
      @Tazerboy_10 2 роки тому +1

      😆

  • @thepumpkin3203
    @thepumpkin3203 2 роки тому +13379

    Hi Matt! Maybe you could do “old people misnaming movies” or something like that

    • @Kai_The_Kai
      @Kai_The_Kai 2 роки тому +993

      This better be the top comment for the rest of time

    • @constellar6330
      @constellar6330 2 роки тому +712

      thats a *splendid* idea

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +5285

      My friend this has officially been added to my Ideas List!

    • @thepumpkin3203
      @thepumpkin3203 2 роки тому +652

      @@Matt_Rose woo hoo!

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 роки тому +53

      @@Matt_Rose Yay!

  • @QuinceCantDraw
    @QuinceCantDraw 2 роки тому +441

    Matt makes everything sound 10x funnier

    • @RudyJibanyan
      @RudyJibanyan Рік тому +4

      true but just imagine one of these videos but with bruno powroznik doing the voice over

    • @Chloe_dem0ns_spyninja
      @Chloe_dem0ns_spyninja 7 місяців тому +1

      @@AnalPro74 wait wat-

    • @AnalPro74
      @AnalPro74 7 місяців тому

      @@Chloe_dem0ns_spyninja Who is Tartuball?

    • @kvasonn3956
      @kvasonn3956 4 місяці тому

      Agree

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 2 роки тому +118

    We need a sequel to this one! It has a lot of potential!!!
    Also I wonder if James ever did get that chicken sandwich.

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Рік тому +13

      That could be a text between the members of team rocket from Pokemon, because there's a character named James in that show

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 Рік тому

      @RICKY SUWITO what’s so funny question

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 7 місяців тому

      ​@@prestonthebeston1735what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what is being what the f*** was Disney Infinity

  • @tyta.luctuosa
    @tyta.luctuosa 2 роки тому +1469

    "What would you like for dinner?"
    "Gasoline"
    The others were really funny too but this one almost killed me

    • @Laarrrieeee
      @Laarrrieeee 2 роки тому +139

      If you did have it for dinner I would presume it would💀

    • @tyta.luctuosa
      @tyta.luctuosa 2 роки тому +30

      @@Laarrrieeee thats a good point

    • @maxwells5604
      @maxwells5604 2 роки тому +25

      Gas gas gas

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 роки тому +67

      Tfw you find out your dad is secretly a transformer.

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 2 роки тому +45

      Actually people don't realize that gasoline is really packed with calories. In fact, if you eat gasoline, you won't need another meal for the rest of your life!

  • @SlothOfTheSea
    @SlothOfTheSea 2 роки тому +3595

    4:08 The best part of Matt’s videos are when he manages to pronounce text abominations like these. Truly magnificent indeed.

    • @bxck
      @bxck 2 роки тому +69

      The best part of Matts videos is the whole video

    • @greenLungs-
      @greenLungs- 2 роки тому

      😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 роки тому +11

      What

    • @greenLungs-
      @greenLungs- 2 роки тому

      @@biharek7595 😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 2 роки тому +16

      ​@@kitthedemon most ai just spells it out, not pronounces it

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Рік тому +4

    these are literally my favorite types of videos, the "lowkey just pissed on mom" had me skull emoji

  • @blackwatch1288
    @blackwatch1288 Рік тому +37

    4:15 This deserves a round of applause.

  • @Raquesis
    @Raquesis 2 роки тому +5305

    I'm surprised that Matt keeps his composure reading these. I would've died laughing reading them

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 2 роки тому +24

      It's perfect

    • @maker0824
      @maker0824 2 роки тому +70

      For some people (me included) it's really easy to keep composure while saying those kinds of things because (at least for me) me breaking composure would totally ruin it so I just don't. Well usually, but that could just be cut out with video editing. it's really not that impressive.

    • @somebody8610
      @somebody8610 2 роки тому +8

      @@maker0824 good point

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 2 роки тому +6

      I like it. Get on it Mr. Matt.

    • @DiegoRuiz1991
      @DiegoRuiz1991 2 роки тому +10

      It's not like he does it in 1 take...

  • @FirstFallSnow
    @FirstFallSnow 2 роки тому +880

    The one where the dad was shouting silly things to mess up the mom's texts was adorable.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Рік тому +11

    My favorite part is Matt articulating each and every jumbled letter/symbol sequence as a legitimate interjection

  • @alexmahony8083
    @alexmahony8083 Рік тому +7

    I absolutely love you Matt, helping me get through so many hard time

  • @edeasley144
    @edeasley144 2 роки тому +1742

    0:50 If he has to tell the rest of the family when he's doing it low-key, the scope of the messaging when he's doing it high-key must be legendary.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +319

      Oh wow I never thought of it like that...

    • @sabotower1792
      @sabotower1792 2 роки тому +220

      He puts out an ad in the papers beforehand telling everyone where it'll happen

    • @Unirobo
      @Unirobo 2 роки тому +26

      I couldnt handle that part and just burst out laughing next to my sleeping boyfriend

    • @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader
      @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader 2 роки тому +3

      Sorry, what?????this comment confuses me

    • @settingsun5582
      @settingsun5582 2 роки тому +22

      @@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader Low-Key means stealthily or silently. High-Key Is the opposite

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 2 роки тому +449

    "Low-key just pissed on Mom." has to be the most chad accidental text I have read this month.

    • @ChaseHeeler
      @ChaseHeeler 6 місяців тому +1

      i was looking for this 😂😂

    • @berrymint6384
      @berrymint6384 2 місяці тому +1

      It isn't
      You need help

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 2 місяці тому

      @@berrymint6384 Funny joke comment from a year ago got you grossed out, eh? Well. It happens.
      Not gonna argue about it, because obviously could have a vastly mindset than I was a year ago. So, glhf.

    • @Lenny_Summers1899
      @Lenny_Summers1899 2 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@williamfallslow-key p*ssed on berrymint6384

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Рік тому +3

    “I have Jesus on the stove” 😂😂😂

  • @Oziel11
    @Oziel11 7 місяців тому +3

    I’ve had quite a few ridiculous mishaps with voice-to-text.
    I was on a field trip to the City Museum once and we were about to ride the ten-story slide. I used the voice-to-text and told my parents “It looks terrifying” but all the other voices made the watch hear it as “It looks fine”.
    Another time I said “Okay text me.” It was heard as, “Okay taxi.”
    Just today in fact, I had an extremely difficult time saying “Oreo ice cream” into the voice-to-text. It heard it as “Overdue ice cream”, “All real ice cream,” and “Or er ice cream” before I had to literally spell the word “Oreo” for it to appear.

  • @b3nnefits
    @b3nnefits 2 роки тому +1263

    My ex is dyslexic, so whenever we used to text she’d use speech-to-text, one time she tried to say “I love you” and all I was sent was “I am muffin”, I was extremely confused.

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 2 роки тому +130

      Being dyslexic is like constantly reading voice-to-text fails. It’s awesome and frustrating. -coming from a dyslexic person

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 2 роки тому +36

      @@artscraftsgaming7169 Same experience!! It's like some jokester just messed up what you wrote and you read it and like, how the hekc did that happen?!?

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 2 роки тому +13

      @@SquirrelTheorist ikr?! (Note: I totally didn’t have to rewrite ikr 3 times)

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 2 роки тому +10

      @@artscraftsgaming7169 DX Goodness I hate when that happens! Same when I wrote "when" aghhhh

    • @aidanmcgurl233
      @aidanmcgurl233 2 роки тому +10

      Your reply should of been “yes you are”

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 2 роки тому +777

    Matt, I'm sure 4:07 took a lot of effort to get right and I just want to tell you it was 100% worth it, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @duilinn
      @duilinn 2 роки тому

      looks more like butt dialing than voice to text

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 2 роки тому +21

      how did he say it so casually

  • @RabidWildCreature
    @RabidWildCreature 2 роки тому +37

    0:30 I choked on my drink

    • @OceanLeaf8
      @OceanLeaf8 7 місяців тому

      Oh no are you okay or are you dead are you are are you still alive I'm concerns are you are I need to know if you're dead India I'm using I'm using voice text I'm using voice text

  • @echostudiosyt
    @echostudiosyt Рік тому +19

    5:17 lmao i love this one

  • @squeakerdoeseverything
    @squeakerdoeseverything 2 роки тому +463

    Matt, I need a part 2-
    Once my dad used voice to text trying to say “Good night” to a female coworker, but my family was talking about baby cows in the background. Came out as “Good night baby girl”😭😭

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 роки тому +729

    Still hoping you'll do a video of tweets with the phrase, "Is it legal to..." and see what issues of legality the geniuses on Twitter are dealing with.

    • @yojishinkawa378
      @yojishinkawa378 2 роки тому +20

      this is a GREAT idea

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 2 роки тому +4

      Fantastic idea!!!

    • @SSM24_
      @SSM24_ 2 роки тому +3

      Oh man, I want to see that one.

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 2 роки тому +16

      I just did a quick look on Google for that. The eleventh (!) result deals with cannibalism, and one of the suggestions in the "Refine this search" is "When is it legal to kill another person".
      I have never looked up either of those topics.

  • @night.terras
    @night.terras 2 роки тому +26

    0:45
    THE BEST. had me laughing in the middle of the night while people were asleep. Might have woken someone up

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca Рік тому +46

    I had to pause at 2:51 bc I couldn't breathe. tears. absolute tears. I need my inhaler and then I'll finish this.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca Рік тому +7

      ok, I'm back, phenomenal, no notes.
      thank you for this.
      today is the anniversary of my mom passing and it really cheered me up 💕

    • @rogueshappyplace
      @rogueshappyplace 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kelseycocaif you or anyone else need to talk lmk :) stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night

  • @starfruit_isnt_real
    @starfruit_isnt_real 2 роки тому +524

    I love to imagine a person screaming "COMES OUT RIGHT" at their phone in the middle of a public space at 8:30 in the evening.

  • @bunnierabbt
    @bunnierabbt 2 роки тому +174

    James was just too nervous to ask for a new chicken sandwich😓

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +53

      Classic James

    • @thefastcommenter7774
      @thefastcommenter7774 2 роки тому +1

      Yes no maybe so

    • @TheStellarMars
      @TheStellarMars 2 роки тому +3

      Not again, James!

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 9 місяців тому

      Seems like something from team rocket, because there is in fact a James there, and the text read like Jessie trying to text Giovanni whilst also trying to tell James to go back into McDonald's and get the chicken sandwich they missed out

  • @Third7Plays
    @Third7Plays 8 місяців тому +19

    Matt’s ability to pronounce gibberish.
    That’s all the context you need

  • @froukjefaber8229
    @froukjefaber8229 Рік тому +24

    5:24 my fav

  • @Michelle-xz7pl
    @Michelle-xz7pl 2 роки тому +401

    I'm always amazed at how well Matt reads something that looks like someone rolled their face across a keyboard.

    • @NFSHeld
      @NFSHeld 2 роки тому +1

      Hate to bring the news to you, they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not their face...

    • @mamabear934
      @mamabear934 2 роки тому +1

      @@NFSHeld 📸🤨

    • @ssillee
      @ssillee Рік тому +1

      @@mamabear934 they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not ther face... *it was their hands*

    • @catiguess1807
      @catiguess1807 6 місяців тому

      one year later, im gonna roll my face across the keyboard to see if your comparison was accurate
      H ha gucdyytsiyzhyisihxouhoydudoxyouxxuoyxucupuxpux 🎉 😂 z dei lol k :$/&/&&/@/jeksksmstc 😍😍✌️🥰3@2@-&\£
      Yep. Pretty accurate.

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 2 роки тому +219

    i was once trying to communicate with a very nice japanese tourist who didn’t speak a lick of anything but japanese using google translate’s voice-to-text-to-translator thingy. she asked me more about what i was doing at work and at the time i worked at a publishing house, so i said “the book i’m working on is…”
    i wasn’t looking at the transcript as i said it. neither was she. it actually understood it as “the pokémon is…”. it took me a few seconds to realise why did she suddenly start laughing like a madman

  • @sabrinam.8006
    @sabrinam.8006 2 роки тому +2

    Everytime there's a keysmash in one of this screenshots and Matt reads it out loud, my heart rejoices. There should be a compilation of them

  • @vkjaggi
    @vkjaggi 10 місяців тому +5

    2:15 exclamation point in disguise 💀

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +299

    3:29 the way "Sex challenge" appeared out of nowhere made me laugh so hard

    • @gdphoenix5702
      @gdphoenix5702 2 роки тому +30

      I have been dying for 4 days now just because of that clip

    • @varea..
      @varea.. 2 роки тому +9

      @@gdphoenix5702 me too

    • @tfcchocosnonexistentvcr
      @tfcchocosnonexistentvcr 2 роки тому +7

      @@gdphoenix5702 SAME BUT NOT FOR 4 DAYS

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +14

      My most recent voice-to-text from my elderly father (who has asbestosis and talks with a pronounced croak) read:
      "F**king daddy I want to steal some chairs"
      I can never show it to him because I think he'd be terribly embarrassed, but oh Lord how my son and I laughed at that one. Definitely the funniest I've had to date.
      (He sold the shares. And yes I actually understood what he meant :-D )

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 lol

  • @skylarfoxy6908
    @skylarfoxy6908 2 роки тому +471

    Theres something about the way you read the texts that just makes them even more funny! Love ur videos!

  • @kittycrushinghyvee
    @kittycrushinghyvee Рік тому +2

    "What would you like for dinner" "Gasoline"

  • @night.terras
    @night.terras 2 роки тому +20

    4:50 i thought it would be something else

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl 2 роки тому +146

    The whole "😚🤨 -- sae sade" text is the best thing that I have ever heard you say.
    I mean really, let's all appreciate this man for keeping it in and reading out all of this unintelligible gibberish without bursting out in laughter or slipping up once! 👏👏👏
    I love how voice-to-text can mess up the simplest word... but still manages to come out with a word like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" perfectly. 😂

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 2 роки тому +89

    My mom once tried to say "All that jazz" while we were texting and voice-to-text interpreted it as "All that jizz"
    It was unsettling, to say the least

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EHz9NSngLgA/v-deo.html

  • @ninjaboyben4489
    @ninjaboyben4489 Рік тому +23

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Matt is so funny

  • @JacobPlaysRoblox
    @JacobPlaysRoblox Рік тому +1

    "lowkey just pissed on mom" im crying.

  • @coolicie
    @coolicie 2 роки тому +31

    3:18 "What would you like for dinner?"
    " *G* *A* *S* *O* *L* *I* *N* *E* "

  • @caesarin0
    @caesarin0 2 роки тому +111

    Just a few months ago, I was seeing a movie with my mom, it was a great time until she got a notification on her phone. Not only did she not put her phone on silent when in the theater, but she took her phone out to check the text, and then, in the middle of the theater, responded with voice to text. I genuinely couldn't believe I was related to someone who would do this sort of thing.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 2 роки тому +9

      Oh nooooo!!!!!!!!! 😅🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @TMHLBPFan
      @TMHLBPFan 2 роки тому +7

      Bad batch in the bloodline

  • @SSG-Edits
    @SSG-Edits Рік тому +1

    The 1-word dad messages are the best 😂😂

  • @zappleapple._6137
    @zappleapple._6137 2 роки тому +2

    My mum does the voice to text thing so she has gotten used to saying things like “How was your day question mark”. Well, she got a little to used to saying it. She was leaving a voicemail... and this is how it went, “Hey [named person] comma how is it going question mark I just wanted to check in on you period call me back when you can period. When she told me about this later that day I laughed nonstop for what felt like forever.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 18 днів тому

      Haha! My friend did this face-to-face. We're both blind so use VTT a lot. She was talking to someone at a party who was having difficulty hearing/understanding, so my friend started speaking slowly and clearly, and that must've just activated the same part of her brain that dictates to her phone, because we slowly realised she was also announcing punctuation in the same way.

  • @theloudcartoonhouse
    @theloudcartoonhouse 2 роки тому +372

    Unrelated note:
    I'd definitely watch a full 1 hour video of you saying "skull emoji" 💀

  • @raishauntanner4206
    @raishauntanner4206 2 роки тому +139

    Can’t tell you the amount of time’s I’ve texted old teammates “What’s for dinner?” due to my Siri not hearing my family group chat’s name right.

  • @Alfgamingonxbox
    @Alfgamingonxbox 2 роки тому

    Some reason you make videos so perfect it's become an obsession of mine you should do a series on this

  • @quitl0l
    @quitl0l Рік тому +1

    it’s 8pm and i’m dying 😂 i’m definitely subscribing

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab 2 роки тому +222

    My mom almost *exclusively* texts with text to speech and this sounds about right.

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 2 роки тому

      I find the word contagious alot

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 2 роки тому

      Mine does too!🤣

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 роки тому

      same!

    • @khou0
      @khou0 2 роки тому

      My dad always uses text to speech and it always comes out perfectly

  • @mynameisfoxxy6110
    @mynameisfoxxy6110 2 роки тому +423

    "What the fuck, Mom" Seems like a reasonable way to end a text message. Mistake or not.
    3:21 for your replaying pleasures.

  • @melhun80
    @melhun80 Рік тому

    These videos are just perfect!!

  • @arichartley8211
    @arichartley8211 Рік тому

    Your videos make me laugh. Great job!

  • @philipjohansson9354
    @philipjohansson9354 2 роки тому +78

    "Boiled genital sauce" is the funniest shit I've heard 🤣

  • @lawtamim
    @lawtamim 2 роки тому +232

    i havent laughed this hard in like 10 years, this is probably the first time im tearing up as i laugh. thank you matt

  • @charliewegner
    @charliewegner Рік тому +1

    i usually don’t laugh at these but there’s something so different hearing them out loud that has me in tears

  • @maddi2748
    @maddi2748 2 роки тому

    i love your voice omg it reminds me of my tv istg your voice is just like every British tv show i love it smsmsmsm

  • @j_cannot_type
    @j_cannot_type 2 роки тому +154

    I’ve not laughed this hard in ages lmao. thanks Matt :))

  • @crownedoll
    @crownedoll 2 роки тому +164

    2:43 is so cute and wholesome, wish my parents were like that!

    • @nsn2635
      @nsn2635 Рік тому +5

      Same :( But I'm the one literally holding their relationship like a rusty piece of iron keeping a bridge barely crossable.
      Just felt the need to vent today. Sorry if that was too much.

    • @Amethyst_Equinox
      @Amethyst_Equinox Рік тому +6

      ​@@nsn2635 it's ok I understand I hope all is well with you 😊

    • @retrosquire7606
      @retrosquire7606 Рік тому +4

      My parents are somewhat like that, and they're getting divorced.
      Just goes to show that even though people don't love each other anymore, they can still respect eachother.

  • @Youeverthinkthat
    @Youeverthinkthat 2 роки тому

    HELP YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS CRACK ME UP AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS ARE SICK OF HEARING ME GIGGLE AT 12AM

  • @blank.376.
    @blank.376. Рік тому +3

    Matt makes me die of laughter no matter what episode

  • @thesnep4757
    @thesnep4757 2 роки тому +151

    I will never get used to this man's ability to accurately pronounce mispronounced, misspelt things or complete and utter nonsense. I'm impressed.

    • @sabrinam.8006
      @sabrinam.8006 2 роки тому

      Nooo

    • @rancholotl3384
      @rancholotl3384 2 роки тому +1

      @@sabrinam.8006 nooo what

    • @rancholotl3384
      @rancholotl3384 2 роки тому

      @Jorja-Rae Marsden same
      I can pronounce dfshkdjhsgkdsjhgdskj and hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 2 роки тому +1

      its not that difficult being honest

  • @officialzelensky
    @officialzelensky 2 роки тому +103

    5:15 Wholesome one

  • @Soupie_Woopie
    @Soupie_Woopie Рік тому +2

    I have never laughed so hard in my whole life
    as well as coughing and struggling to breathe
    felt amazing

  • @meevins
    @meevins Рік тому +1

    i'm forever impressed by your ability to read keysmashes

  • @Remy-lv5il
    @Remy-lv5il 2 роки тому +70

    The way you cut yourself off mid sentence and your tone changes at 4:42 is just perfect

  • @dragon-du6ew
    @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +14

    "Low-key just pissed on mom" is the best sentence Ives heard

  • @imjustsomebunny
    @imjustsomebunny Рік тому

    The best part will never not be the recipient just responding, "...what?"

  • @zachgreenninja3885
    @zachgreenninja3885 Рік тому +2

    3:19 my favourite dinner 😂😂

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 роки тому +72

    These videos will never not bring a smile to my face

  • @skysuperblack4945
    @skysuperblack4945 2 роки тому +91

    1:18 The definition of walking into a room and forgeting why you were there.

  • @that1d3vil78
    @that1d3vil78 Рік тому +2

    this man could read any language and still be perfect

  • @lilyb_is_cool
    @lilyb_is_cool Рік тому +20

    2:14 this one got me so bad

    • @PiX3LS_XD
      @PiX3LS_XD Рік тому +2

      SAME🤣💀💀

    • @youlookingatme575
      @youlookingatme575 10 місяців тому +1

      That was really good- *X GLENN MISSION POINT*

  • @mauve444
    @mauve444 2 роки тому +40

    thank u for this lovely performance, matt. truly incredible. i teared up a little.

  • @jay5937
    @jay5937 2 роки тому +111

    2:25 Nashville animal that roam this earth 🗿

    • @vexirion
      @vexirion 2 роки тому +17

      That was my favourite part

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Рік тому +7

      ?

    • @PiX3LS_XD
      @PiX3LS_XD Рік тому

      ​@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa st8tc9idz6r9e5a84272a824a852a83a9eaawWwI6fcjfu8tarar68TR8ar58ar68a6r88s6rar58ae5a5e7eu5aea57ae75ckyouyjtrugozyr8st8rs8aeitta8rar9ary93yora69r9ayra68ar69

    • @zenora84
      @zenora84 Рік тому +6

      *earthbound intensifies*

    • @regularpersonLIVE
      @regularpersonLIVE 11 місяців тому +5

      Nashville animal that roam this earth isNashville animal that roam this earth is a

  • @TheVASgamer
    @TheVASgamer 2 роки тому

    Hey Matt! Because of your videos I nearly choked to death laughing

  • @seco2362
    @seco2362 Рік тому +1

    This guy is the perfect text to speech

  • @b33thr33kay
    @b33thr33kay 2 роки тому +58

    4:36 This is the best one, you managed to decypher the original intentions brilliantly 🤣

  • @theegecetin
    @theegecetin 2 роки тому +78

    lol parents saying punctuation out loud is too is funny lol
    "Hey did you do your chores question mark"
    "My aunt just passed away period sad face emoji"

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Thats the laughing so loud I'm crying emoji mom not agai-

  • @orca-enby-ur-enemie8811
    @orca-enby-ur-enemie8811 2 роки тому

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a part two this was too funny 😂

  • @celestialily6519
    @celestialily6519 Рік тому

    The mom listening to dynamite had me rolling on the floor of laughter! 😂😂 Thank you!

  • @Memezuii
    @Memezuii 2 роки тому +97

    1:53 is the best one imo

    • @TheQAchannel
      @TheQAchannel 2 роки тому +13

      I rewatched that part like 300 times.

    • @Ember_Glitch
      @Ember_Glitch 8 місяців тому

      Did they like it though is the question?

    • @Memezuii
      @Memezuii 8 місяців тому

      @@Ember_Glitch Wrong one, I meant the ostrich feathers one.

    • @lechoni
      @lechoni 2 місяці тому

      how do you be a boo ☠️

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 2 роки тому +41

    Incredible authenticity on this one. If I close my eyes it's almost like I'm listening to my Mum voice texting her lunch friends and telling Siri on the iPad to shut up.
    Oh wait, she's actually doing that. Right now. Again. For the fifth time this month.

  • @Disassociated2
    @Disassociated2 Рік тому

    Ok you’re videos actually make me die laughing and I am NOT exaggerating

  • @AngelinaParker
    @AngelinaParker Рік тому

    My brain hurts from laughing too hard during your videos!

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002
    @petuniatherain-nightwing1002 2 роки тому +69

    I'm curious on how he can say stuff like this out loud so perfectly without misspeaking or tripping over his own words even once. He probably can master tongue twisters. This man should be a voice actor.

  • @izstrella
    @izstrella 2 роки тому +57

    0:22 • Ahhh, well it's comforting to hear my Mother's not the only one who tells me to "delete myself". I was starting to think she was quite odd!

  • @TheLordOfAllCats
    @TheLordOfAllCats 2 роки тому

    I can't breathe!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Yeh for the past entirety of the video I have been deprived of oxygen due to my intense laughter. I'm gonna die if I keep watching the video. It's worth it.

  • @fairycrossing9958
    @fairycrossing9958 Рік тому

    This is the best video so far, can we get some more of these?!!

  • @theenthusiast6832
    @theenthusiast6832 2 роки тому +21

    "you would too if you had boiled gentials" had me laughing SO HARD

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +81

    4:01
    Knock off British Eminem

  • @bbloveseevees8984
    @bbloveseevees8984 Рік тому +1

    “What would you like for dinner?”
    *”GASOLINE”*
    “….what?”
    “Did I stutter?”

  • @doodlebugreturns
    @doodlebugreturns 2 роки тому

    i’m having a shitty morning and this is making me laugh SO HARD i can’t stop laughing it’s so funny pls

  • @TheAnonymousArtist7
    @TheAnonymousArtist7 2 роки тому +14

    This guy has to be an automated voice bot or something, the way he PERFECTLY read and spoke the message at 4:07

  • @Aspect12
    @Aspect12 2 роки тому +31

    I haven't laughed this hard in months. I was wheezing and in tears. Thank you.

  • @stanley_qrs24
    @stanley_qrs24 Рік тому +1

    I dont think I'd laugh as much at these without his narration

  • @Levi_BUDDY2010-MORE
    @Levi_BUDDY2010-MORE 2 роки тому

    OMG I LAUGHTED DURIG THE WHOLE THING also you got a new sun AKA Me