Critters 3: Art is dead, we killed it.

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  • @jimhaverlock9784
    @jimhaverlock9784 3 роки тому +195

    Yes, SlimeyMatt. We DID kill art. But Bobby Duke will save us.

    • @adamperryofficial
      @adamperryofficial 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed he will

    • @jjfelber
      @jjfelber 3 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaah! Bobby Duke needs a Bonny Duke or a Bobby Duchess!

    • @Feonixpreator
      @Feonixpreator 3 роки тому +1

      @@MadigeMade1 Scaredy Matt is a creation of LORD OCCULON PRAISE BE HIS NAME. Made in order to spread the eyeballs through terror

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 роки тому

      All hail Bobby Duke

  • @QwertySanchezSA
    @QwertySanchezSA 3 роки тому +174

    Bobby Duke reminding me he was created after some marijuana edibles will never not be funny to me.

  • @theboxcaradventurer1874
    @theboxcaradventurer1874 3 роки тому +55

    'Eatin Beans & Drinkin Dishsoap' is the title of a killer blues album.

  • @thechaosmonkey
    @thechaosmonkey 3 роки тому +77

    Strange to think the screenwriter wrote The Crow only three years later. Less strange to think he wrote Texas Chainsaw Massacre III immediately before it.

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn 3 роки тому +8

      Eh, The Crow is a comic book so it's more of a copypasta? And there was some other dude?
      Let's give all the credit for that one to James.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 3 роки тому +5

      TCM III was… not good, but it’s a good bad movie. It’s fun, but it’s also shit.

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 3 роки тому +10

      @@BMoser-bv6kn He did a good job of adapting it with a much more cinematic structure without changing the story too much, which is a skill. O'barr's comic had no real threat to the main characters, it was pure revenge fantasy. I say this as a huge fan of the comic, btw.

    • @thechaosmonkey
      @thechaosmonkey 3 роки тому +4

      @@Geospasmic It’s also hard to know for sure what the film would have looked like had it not been completely rebuilt during shooting because of Brandon Lee dying about as tragically as possible on a film set ⅓ of the way into production. I’d be very curious to read Schow’s original screenplay at some point.

  • @Baltimoresquirrel
    @Baltimoresquirrel 3 роки тому +60

    The deadpan on the “and Critters 3” was fucking hilarious!

  • @josephkolar3443
    @josephkolar3443 3 роки тому +53

    Its prominent placement in both Blockbuster Video and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie led me to believe that the Critters franchise had a greater cultural significance than it actually did.

    • @davidtaylor142
      @davidtaylor142 Рік тому +2

      It's also in one of the batman movies on the theater where Martha and Thomas Wayne get shot

  • @NBNightingale
    @NBNightingale 3 роки тому +24

    Laundry chutes do exist like that. You're supposed to put the laundry in a bag, though.

  • @tonyc.4392
    @tonyc.4392 3 роки тому +38

    This was merely an appetizer. Critters 4 is where shit gets weird.

    • @Fuzzycuffsqt
      @Fuzzycuffsqt 3 роки тому +1

      If you've seen Alien, shit gets downright familiar

  • @jimballard1186
    @jimballard1186 3 роки тому +51

    6:47 I think you mean "There's a lot to CRITTERcize about this movie?"

  • @KSignalEingang
    @KSignalEingang 3 роки тому +31

    Having been to Cape Cod once or twice before the turn of the century, the sweater-around-the-neck = rich douchebag thing makes absolute intuitive sense to me.

  • @latrodectahespara2728
    @latrodectahespara2728 3 роки тому +57

    When you mentioned that you're only halfway through the series I let out an audible "oh god" of bemused horror. Stay strong.

  • @Loungemermaid
    @Loungemermaid 3 роки тому +5

    “An almost offensive New York accent” Bobby duke appears

  • @douglasphillips5870
    @douglasphillips5870 3 роки тому +8

    This gave me an idea for a horror movie that has a subplot in the background of a curse that is slowly making the world cheap simplistic and tired. Then each sequel that is cheap simplistic and tired fits the overall theme and it becomes existential horror with wet puppets

  • @Blinvy
    @Blinvy 3 роки тому +179

    I burst out laughing at Bobby Duke's appearance. Still funny and I'm not even high. Bobby Duke forever.

    • @excrubulent
      @excrubulent 3 роки тому +4

      Wait... it's spelled "Bobby Duke"? I've always spelled it "Dook" in my head. I guess Canadians and Americans pronounce those the same. I didn't realise he was a duke, that's new info.
      Okay, he's a duke, bye.

  • @takkun169
    @takkun169 3 роки тому +9

    That's the smoothest integration of Bobby Duke yet!

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 роки тому +16

    Bobby Duke is a national treasure. I would not like to be friends with anybody offended by his luscious accent.

  • @limelantern5637
    @limelantern5637 3 роки тому +39

    You see, rich snobs are lacking in body heat conservation in their shoulders because their huge amounts of money pulls on their clothing via the pockets And the shoulders, being the point of most stress due to being where the clothes loop over and having to bear the tension of the weight are then pulled against the skin keeping it from doing its job of retaining body heat, hence the sweater..... this joke wasn't worth it.

    • @user-sl6gn1ss8p
      @user-sl6gn1ss8p 3 роки тому +8

      nah, I'm glad you took the time to type it out

    • @moth5560
      @moth5560 3 роки тому +1

      i make jokes like this, i feel ya

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 роки тому +1

      I’m just high enough for this to make me cry laughing

  • @dillon1037
    @dillon1037 3 роки тому +11

    The lack of Elwes killed the planned Critters in Tights crossover, unfortunately.

  • @rustinashackleford1367
    @rustinashackleford1367 3 роки тому +14

    No one used it but the communal laundry shoot was a thing in an apartment I had in Buffalo, NY. In my case it was a huge house that had since been split into apartments. At one point Mom (or more likely, from the size of the house, the people they hired to do stuff like laundry) had everyone throw it in there to be sorted and washed.

  • @Quake210
    @Quake210 3 роки тому +24

    It suddenly occurs to me that these videos are like the story "The Whipping Boy". I loved the first two "Critters" movies but never watched any of the others because I had heard how miserable they were. We want to watch but won't sully our eyes with this cinematic glaucoma, so we have Matt do it for us. Taking the hit so we can get our enjoyment from the franchise without the pain. Not sure how I feel about that. Maybe if more people became Patreon subscribers it wouldn't feel so dirty.

    • @natwilson9338
      @natwilson9338 3 роки тому +2

      i dunno i think there's a pretty significant difference between watching a bad movie and talking/joking about it and enduring physical pain. if he was significantly hurt by watching the rest of the series i don't think anyone would be THAT upset if he cut it short. i do think matt has a choice in what he produces (even if capitalism requires he produce something to earn money), so i think this is a reasonably consensual/ethical thing to do

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 3 роки тому +1

      @@natwilson9338 i think he made a joke.

  • @thefollowingisatest4579
    @thefollowingisatest4579 3 роки тому +17

    I feel obligated to point out that a lot of people in our world DON'T seem to know that, Matt. So if every film wants to remind people that it's bad, even in the most basic, thoughtless, milquetoast way, I'm fine with it.

  • @bensdecoy7871
    @bensdecoy7871 3 роки тому +5

    Heavy Ripley at the end of Aliens vibe what with the lady in the tank top with the blazing red flare.

  • @sillyd0g
    @sillyd0g Рік тому +2

    every time mildred wears the haunted doll watch shirt my heart grows three sizes

  • @toppersundquist
    @toppersundquist 3 роки тому +54

    Slime Burnham, the collab / power couple this world needs.

  • @ESpr0ducti0n
    @ESpr0ducti0n 3 роки тому +2

    Tfw this was and still kinda is your favorite Critters movie, and now you have to sit and feel embarrassed.

  • @laurenwasinger9436
    @laurenwasinger9436 3 роки тому +2

    The house I grew up in had a laundry chute. Went from the basement to the first floor bathroom. We used to climb up it when my parents weren’t home and my brother once used it to escape when we locked him in the basement. Useful, that.

  • @TimeKitt
    @TimeKitt 3 роки тому +3

    Not only are laundry chutes a thing, they'd probably have a trash chute off a fire escape or hallway window, which can legit kill anyone messing around with the dumpsters below.

  • @jamesculverhouse4657
    @jamesculverhouse4657 3 роки тому +5

    Amazing critter-cism as always

  • @weaselwolf
    @weaselwolf 3 роки тому +2

    Critters 3: Actually, we did give you a bum steer.

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 3 роки тому +5

    That is not dead which late capitalism buries and hides, and with strange aeons in your head, new art will arise.

  • @TheDizzieC
    @TheDizzieC 3 роки тому +4

    No, Bobby Duke has to stay, he's the personification of your fear of a soulless, evil overlord manager that exploits your incredible talent for profit.

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 3 роки тому +7

    Every attempt to make Bobby Duke seem terrible only makes me love him more.

  • @cindychung7002
    @cindychung7002 3 роки тому +4

    This is why we need a crossover by the stars of both channels! Bobby Dook & Grumbletum! Just make sure you've got some marijuana edibles handy before you start writing the script.

  • @davidmcguire8041
    @davidmcguire8041 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the mention of Inside, it is profound and moving and I’ll probably watch it a third time before I watch Critters 3.

  • @banjotoothlessbill
    @banjotoothlessbill 3 роки тому +1

    The funny sound effect hit me like a torpedo.
    I had to remind myself to breathe.

  • @xxJETSETxx
    @xxJETSETxx 3 роки тому +2

    I am so very enjoying your Crit-takes

  • @devonstart2758
    @devonstart2758 2 роки тому +1

    laundry chutes are a thing, for sure. Had one in our old house, it was nice. you toss all the laundry down there from the 2nd floor and collect it when you are ready to do laundry.
    Though in retrospect i suppose the wet towels had massive capacity for gross. This was however in a house, not an apartment. So mom did the laundry and it was all our families anyway. (had this when i was too young to do laundry)

  • @MiSambra
    @MiSambra 3 роки тому +2

    That intro was gold. Subbed.

  • @j.darienriffe2398
    @j.darienriffe2398 3 роки тому +9

    You may have done a math wrong when figuring that Aimee Brooks (Annie) is 19 and DiCaprio pre-pubescent here. The two actors were born 8 days apart and both would probably have been 16 when shooting this...possibly 15 depending on the turnaround time.

  • @JurgMudveins
    @JurgMudveins 3 роки тому +1

    The breakout star of the channel popped up earlier than expected

  • @seasonalgoblin1708
    @seasonalgoblin1708 3 роки тому

    Watching all these critter videos in a row super high is the optimal viewing experience 👌👍😀😎😄👏

  • @Blochenco
    @Blochenco 3 роки тому +1

    The intro of this video was quite a ride to watch on acid, I think the maws of the capitalist void drank my soul dry.

  • @Duragizer8775
    @Duragizer8775 3 роки тому +1

    I had a marijuana edible a week ago. I didn't think up any Babadooks, but I did have a bunch of '80s power ballads which don't exist outside my imagination play through my head.

  • @Sudo_Nimh
    @Sudo_Nimh 3 роки тому +2

    Critters 3 was the first of the series I saw and it did inspire me to go watch the other ones to be fair to it.

  • @TheUglyAnswers
    @TheUglyAnswers 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite joke in this movie is when some people ask Frank "could you give us some help with this?" And he goes "no *snickers*" Move aside, Mark Twain, we got a new comedy king in town

  • @PeaceInExile
    @PeaceInExile 3 роки тому +1

    These videos always make me remember the disaster that was, Leprechaun 4: In Space.

  • @wryginger2307
    @wryginger2307 3 роки тому +3

    Hey,m I like your Babadook lampshade.

  • @mr7clay
    @mr7clay 5 місяців тому

    5:01 "Where are the Critters in this Critters film!?" pops in my head way too often.

  • @tylermane77
    @tylermane77 2 роки тому

    This is the first Critters film I saw. I still love it. It's fun. Grow a soul.

  • @sodaaddict2225
    @sodaaddict2225 3 роки тому +1

    The evil landlord looks a bit like someone shoved John Waters and J.K. Simmons' J. Jonah Jameson into the teleporter from The Fly.

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 3 роки тому +1

    I can see why Leo was embarrassed to have been in this movie and doesn’t want it brought it up

  • @rubberlover666
    @rubberlover666 3 роки тому +2

    Yep. Our house has a laundry shoot which the home inspector helpfully pointed out is illegal because, should a fire break out in the basement, it now has an express elevator to the top floor of our house where we, you know, sleep. We should probably do something about that?

  • @Sparten7F4
    @Sparten7F4 2 роки тому

    The ONLY building i have ever been in that had a laundry chute like that required you to bag your laundry. So, like, you dropped the bag and it fell into an open spot and you just came down to get your bag.

  • @toppersundquist
    @toppersundquist 3 роки тому +1

    Also wow, it wasn't until I saw the Critters spin-dash up the laundry chute and hit the flap that I realized ~I've actually seen this movie before~. I absolutely don't remember watching it, but I did. Wow.

    • @iheartjackieyes
      @iheartjackieyes 3 роки тому +1

      you know a movie is good when you forget you ever watched it

    • @toppersundquist
      @toppersundquist 3 роки тому +1

      @@iheartjackieyes It happened with that Shyamalan Devil Elevator movie, too. I watched it a couple years ago, and it was like halfway through I realized "Wait, I saw this when it came out. Wow."

    • @iheartjackieyes
      @iheartjackieyes 3 роки тому +1

      @@toppersundquist my movie i forget i've watch is ghostrider. i saw it for the first time twice before finally remembering in my 3rd try

  • @munjatkumo1929
    @munjatkumo1929 3 роки тому

    Probably the best Bobby Duke-video of all time.

  • @destroyedforcomfort
    @destroyedforcomfort Рік тому

    The seamless way Lin Shaye just kind of took over for Frances Bay in horror films as "the grandma" to the point where I literally would have sworn Lin Shaye was in Critters 3 is so impressive.

  • @xiao668
    @xiao668 3 роки тому +1

    Haunted Doll Watch Shirt!💖🙌

  • @alankelly1001
    @alankelly1001 3 роки тому +1

    And yet it's still infinitely better than "Critters Attack"...

  • @williamboissonneault7280
    @williamboissonneault7280 3 роки тому

    The star of the channel made an appearance. This pleases me. You may still exist human :D

  • @craigtremblay1409
    @craigtremblay1409 2 роки тому

    That maintenance guy is a walking fair housing violation.

  • @jeanfalconer6377
    @jeanfalconer6377 3 роки тому +10

    Um. Is the love for Bobby Duke getting to Matt?

    • @AtomicBananaPress
      @AtomicBananaPress 3 роки тому +8

      He's a metaphor for grief. And is a treasure.

    • @CorvidMusings
      @CorvidMusings 3 роки тому +4

      @@AtomicBananaPress I think he's a metaphor for marijuana edibles.

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 3 роки тому

      @@AtomicBananaPress i still do not understand the grief thing.

  • @TheMKCrab
    @TheMKCrab 3 роки тому +1

    oh god I only just now remembered that Critters 4 exists. that's going to be a heck of a video.

  • @Lycandros
    @Lycandros 3 роки тому +1

    Very much hoping we get similar treatments for the Gremlins and
    Tremors series of films. Love these series breakdowns.

  • @grumple3277
    @grumple3277 3 роки тому +1

    If Bobby Duke is the star of the channel does that make you the moon?

  • @caseymckenna7111
    @caseymckenna7111 3 роки тому

    The Critters being able to spin dash is a big, giant Divoff.

  • @jacknotascam4605
    @jacknotascam4605 3 роки тому +3

    1. Have you considered doing the Sleepaway Camp movies? 2 and 3 were shot back to back too.
    2. More importantly is this the first time we’ve seen Matt and Bobby in the same room? So they are different people!

  • @yourgodismean4526
    @yourgodismean4526 3 роки тому

    I watched this 1st thing upon waking n laughed and laughed. What a positive way to start the day. You’re right, TS/Matt. Comedy is ur calling

  • @artstsym
    @artstsym 2 роки тому +1

    I want to make a channel entirely dedicated to answering Mildred's "is this a thing?" questions with "sadly, yes."

  • @dl-zf9dj
    @dl-zf9dj 3 роки тому +1

    new bo burnham special is pretty darn good

  • @conradholzemer5762
    @conradholzemer5762 3 роки тому +1

    Fredo-fobia, you hate to see it

  • @Jay-ty7nw
    @Jay-ty7nw 3 роки тому

    laundry chutes are indeed a real thing apartment buildings particularly older ones.

  • @TheAntiSanta
    @TheAntiSanta 3 роки тому

    It's all downhill from here. Rest In Peace.

  • @emperorOfMustard
    @emperorOfMustard 3 місяці тому

    My childhood was the Critters and similar f-tier "horror" franchises.

  • @nerdfatha
    @nerdfatha 3 роки тому +1

    Also watched Inside this weekend. fascinating, funny, depressing stuff. I think at some point the critters go into space, which seems like it should have happened sooner. that last sentence didn't have anything to do with the prior sentence, but i think it will the more of these you watch.

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 3 роки тому

    "Just carry your fucking laundry to the laundry room" You make it sound so easy.

  • @jillians9847
    @jillians9847 3 роки тому

    Never gets old.

  • @madmarx7543
    @madmarx7543 3 роки тому

    There is much to Critter-size in this move.
    You're welcome.

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 3 роки тому

    Bobby Duke is and always will be the star of the show

  • @VerbenaComfrey
    @VerbenaComfrey Місяць тому

    Hang on.. I've watched this video MANY times (you're my comfort listen during stress at work, Mildred) and I just realized.
    ONE discrete critter eats beans.
    ONE discrete critter drinks dishsoap.
    If one Critter ate beans AND drank dishsoap, said Crotter could have FARTED BUBBLES THAT STANK WHEN THEY POPPED.
    That could have been used to so much comedic effect, and even to a plot thing, where an unsuspecting person suddenly sees a bubble float by. they look down and see kids playing on the sidewalk below. perhaps the bubble is innocent.
    The bubble wafts lazily through the heat of a city afternoon, nearly alights on the character's flowerpot that is perched on the fire escape. it wavers a moment, then hits a leaf tip and pops, releasing the stink of beans and Critter. the Character realizes another bubble floats into their view, FROM THE FIRE ESCAPE ABOVE THEM! AAAGH! AAAGH!
    I took two thirds of one screenwriting class in college, Critters 3. Do better.

  • @anactualmotherbear
    @anactualmotherbear 3 роки тому

    Watching the new Scaredy Cats, eatin beans and drinking dish soap.

  • @jeremysmith4620
    @jeremysmith4620 3 роки тому +1

    Eating beans and drinking dish soap, otherwise known as Tuesday night's dinner menu.

  • @LeopoldNZ
    @LeopoldNZ 3 роки тому

    Critters 3 and 4 being filmed at the same time is a formulaic prequel to Fear Street. Netflix before Netflix. Critters 1 scared me as a kid. I was dumb.

  • @aimeemariet
    @aimeemariet 3 роки тому

    I'm sorry you've done this to yourself. Just wait until you get to Critters Attack!

  • @WhatsReel
    @WhatsReel 3 роки тому

    long live the new art

  • @JLep44
    @JLep44 3 роки тому

    I’m happy that (at time of this comment) this video has zero dislikes. I think everyone should like Scaredy Matt. :)

  • @andrwblood9162
    @andrwblood9162 3 роки тому

    Tell us how you really feel, Matt. 🙃
    I love your work, I like how you feel about things. 🤗

  • @ThisIsAutumnAlex
    @ThisIsAutumnAlex 2 роки тому

    3:25 That is not a real sheriff badge but a decorative memento of his adventures. The real sheriff does their job, Charlie does whatever Charlie does. He gets cats out of trees, goes litter picking, delivers Granny Smith's medicine etc... He serves the town doing odd jobs. However this is all a coverup for his critter hunting duties. (Critters in a tree, nope. Critters in the trash, nope. Critters in the pharmacy, nope.) After the incident where he was a weirdo giving out crystals to children, he was banished from the town for a bit. Which is why he is in New York.
    This is my head- cannon and makes more sense then him just becoming a real sheriff.
    (I thought about this way to much.)

  • @TheBeastlyplayback
    @TheBeastlyplayback 3 роки тому

    Oh god Matt's gonna watch critters 5

  • @ger5956
    @ger5956 2 роки тому

    As far as I know those “laundry shoots” are usually Trash shoots that go straight into a dumpster in the basement

  • @mikey-wl2jt
    @mikey-wl2jt 3 роки тому

    Pot committed baby

  • @devinmccreery8003
    @devinmccreery8003 3 роки тому

    If you think 3 is boring, 4 in space is slow as molasses. Oh, my god.

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 3 роки тому

    Cliff's wife jumped on the tracks to welcome him home! Oh, SHIT! Oops. Poor wife. Poor Cliff.

  • @devinbaggs7542
    @devinbaggs7542 3 роки тому +3

    Bwahaha I'm early and there's nothing you can do about it.

  • @misslissy7795
    @misslissy7795 3 роки тому

    I believe that you are supposed to drop laundry down the laundry shoot in a bag, similar to a garbage shoot.

  • @grogisgrog
    @grogisgrog 3 роки тому +1

    Well crap, now I guess I gotta watch Critters 4 so I'll have seen it in time for your review. I hope the 5th/final one is good

  • @gp8189
    @gp8189 3 роки тому

    Dante's Inferno but each layer is a Critters sequel

  • @Inignot12
    @Inignot12 3 роки тому

    I thought we were in the eyeball zone in the intro, spooky

  • @ryanleninfan1337
    @ryanleninfan1337 3 роки тому

    "borderline offensive to Italian people" epic haha

  • @kylejacques8577
    @kylejacques8577 3 роки тому

    Just wait until you have to force yourself through Critters 4

  • @joelberlakovich8148
    @joelberlakovich8148 3 роки тому

    "Just eating beans and drinking dish soap."
    Me: Did I leave my webcam on again?