You might not be indulging this, but you did indulge in a marijuana edible which resulted in the creation of Bobby Dook, the Babadook, star of the channel.
... I was wondering if any of the entries in that list were not real movies... I mean--with some of the odd titles/concepts/ideas of Horror movies... you could name a lot of stuff--and have it actually have already been a movie
I remember getting REALLY high with a few friends and I started coming up with a Jason vs Predator movie. Years later, I still think it’s a good idea. I’ll die on this hill.
"I'm not putting more effort into this than was put into Critters 4." I mean . . . You thought about the plot more than the writers did, apparently. So. Too late for that.
@@TheAntiSanta I'd argue that the things they tried to do in 5 were worse than the lack of things tried in 4. Though I think we can agree that they need to reboot this series.
I'm betting this was one of those movies where they took an existing script and repurposed it to fit as an entry in an existing franchise kinda like some of the later Hellraiser movies.
For some unfathomable reason, I watched all the Critters and Puppetmaster movies at least once a month during my college days. This takes me back, but also makes me go...'why?...
Angela Bassett, Brad Dourif, and Eric DaRe were in this?! I hate when talented actors are in so few great projects, and then you find em in things like this. I hope they made some money at least.
@@forrestib I'd love to one where Dom and the Family are kidnapped by aliens and forced to take part in pod-races, as part of a scheme to bring down a Hutt Crimelord.
I’ve been waiting for this conclusion! So happy you made it through all of these! Maybe take a break and watch some good movies for a bit! Or you could watch Spookies.
He still has one left. The remake/reboot/whatever. Few souls have made it through that one with their souls in tact. I certainly didn't make it out with my sanity in one piece.
"But why are they in space? There's no reason for them to be in space!" "On the contrary, my dear Fatson! There's every reason for them to be in space."
Watching the tension build between Matt and Bobby Dook as Bobby gets a big head about being the star of the channel and Matt is unable to fire him because the fans love him so much is a such a compelling drama playing out episode by episode. I eagerly await the day the pot boils over and they finally confront each other. Or will Matt take a darker, more subtle route? Blackmail? Framing? Murder most foul? Or perhaps Bobby is simply fired one day, and Matt refuses to speak on the matter, until Bobby breaks his NDA with a tell-all book full of scandal and lays out years of little interpersonal and creative grievances and gets a bunch of TV interviews, rocketing Scaredy Cats to such a high level of visibility that it simultaneously gains a massive influx of new fans, but also scrutiny, granting Matt fame and fortune beyond his wildest expectations but at the cost of forever being embroiled in this now-public beef? Decades later, they aren’t even still angry at each other, but the story the world tells about them casts them as eternal enemies and the narrative is out of their hands. There is a quiet reunion. They may never be friends again, but will they at last be able to squash the beef and coexist? Or is Matt gonna hire another hit man on Bobby I KNOW YOU ORCHESTRATED THAT KIDNAPPING, YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, YOU FIEND
No sound effects, no Robodook animation, no silly voice effects, and an end that feels like a monday morning. Oh man this really must be like watching the movie.
and to be fair ug going full greedy corporate scumbag kind of makes sense. I mean he was a bounty hunter and just like any other mercenary profession they're motivated by money. and it was really only in critters 2 he came off as anything close to a good guy. in the first one the bounty hunters weren't exactly friendly and threatened people a couple times
I stumbled across this thing called Beasterday, a movie about a giant murderin' easter bunny. The chasm between the movie poster and the actual movie is the widest I've ever seen, and I've seen some things, man.
I legitimately don’t remember watching this movie. I know I did, but I have no recollection of anything that happened until your recap. It’s only been about three months since I’ve seen it and I had already forgotten it almost completely. I like schlock, but this is just painful
I had to go look this thing up to confirm that my eyes did not deceive me and that was in fact Terrance Mann. How did all these talented people end up in this???
Done right it's really funny: Lister : Where is everybody, Hol? Holly : They're dead, Dave. Lister : Who is? Holly : Everybody, Dave. Lister : What, Captain Hollister? Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave. Lister : What, Todhunter? Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave. Lister : What, Selby? Holly : They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave. Lister : Peterson isn't, is he? Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave. Lister : Not Chen? Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Chen, everybody, everybody's dead, Dave! Lister : Rimmer? Holly : He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave. Lister : Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead? Holly : I wish I'd never let him out in the first place From Red Dwarf.
The eternal mystery, @@skyllalafey. For real though, I do think the Leprechaun series does have good elements throughout and I always enjoy them on one level or another.
*sees the Tommy Wiseau and Red Shirt clip* OH MY GOD I SAW THIS ONE, TOO. Just like Critters 3, I didn't think I'd seen it, but I HAD TOTALLY SEEN THIS. Wow.
"But Matty! Baby! Resistance is Futile!"
Borger Duke!
I'll fumble for the door on my own thanks.
Best Dook line so far, honestly.
This took me straight out
@@Monkeyshaman Hmmm, Borgar Dook
oH BOIII, the borgadook genuenly made me excited. WTF is my emotional state.
MATTY, BABY, PLEASE REVIEW ANYTHING GOOD SO THE BORGADOOK CAN FLOURISH.
"You go in a Critter's mouth, the Critters don't go in your mouth" - Sun Tzu
"No, YOU go in a Critter's mouth!" - Some immature internet guy who is me
I've seen this comment 69 times.
"I'm not putting more effort into this than was put into Critters 4"
look, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
That's an "oops, too late" from me too.
I came down here to make the exact same comment.
I’ve taken breathes of air with more effort then was put into Critters 4. It is an impressively low bar to limbo under.
You might not be indulging this, but you did indulge in a marijuana edible which resulted in the creation of Bobby Dook, the Babadook, star of the channel.
You forgot that he’s a metaphor for grief
Every time Bobby Duke appears I thank god for marijuana edibles.
And wish that I had some.
"But Matty, baby, resistance is futile!" holy shit.
"Millie, baby, it'd be breakin our hearts if we succumbed to emotion but our invasion was foiled just offscreen!"
You have no idea how much I want to see Freddy Krueger Conquers the Martians, holy shit
Extra points if they use the same alien and set designs from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
... I was wondering if any of the entries in that list were not real movies...
I mean--with some of the odd titles/concepts/ideas of Horror movies... you could name a lot of stuff--and have it actually have already been a movie
@@NimhLabs Jason X and Leprechaun were real, the others weren’t
I remember getting REALLY high with a few friends and I started coming up with a Jason vs Predator movie. Years later, I still think it’s a good idea. I’ll die on this hill.
"I'm not putting more effort into this than was put into Critters 4."
I mean . . . You thought about the plot more than the writers did, apparently. So. Too late for that.
Scaredy Matt turning the camera on was more work than the writers put into Critters 4.
I'm starting to think the real goal of this channel is to get more people to start saying "fangoriously devoured", a truly noble pursuit
Or just put the word fangoriously into common use. We all gotta do our part!
"They're dead. Toast. History" wasn't a confident guess, Leo made absolutely sure of it
THE BORG-A-DOOK! FUCK YES. Just the fact that you thought up that and then bothered to put it to screen appears to be more effort than Critters 4.
hmm, borger duke
@@redblack9618 Noice
@@redblack9618 Well done. *Laughs in slime*
This is my favorite part!
"Hey, oh, metaphors for grief are irrelevant here!"
this is where leo johnson went post twin peaks
I hope he got new shoes.
Damn it, Shelly.
Lmao, I actually saw one of the Critters puppets at the Seattle Museum of Pop Culture yesterday.
they're there??
@@thewingedporpoise Only one Critter is there, but there are lots of other props from movie, tv, and music history.
I want to what glitch happened in the matrix that a movie starring Brad Doriff and Angela Bassett turned out like this.
"But, Matty, Baby, resistance is futile!" the absolute best line of dialogue ever.
"...the absolute worst movie I have ever watched for this channel." Yup, he hasn't seen "Critters 5" yet.
I don't know, 5 sucks, but I feel like they at least tried to do things. Even if they failed, that's more than 4
@@TheAntiSanta Both are terrible, but 5 at least tries. 4 doesn't even phone it in, it just pokes randomly at the buttons with a stick.
@@TheAntiSanta I'd argue that the things they tried to do in 5 were worse than the lack of things tried in 4. Though I think we can agree that they need to reboot this series.
@@Quake210 They did reboot it, as a web series. Look up Critters: A New Binge, came out the same time as Critters 5.
If he thinks any of the Critters movies are the worst he's ever seen for the channel then he hasn't seen a lot of stuff for this channel lol.
I'm betting this was one of those movies where they took an existing script and repurposed it to fit as an entry in an existing franchise kinda like some of the later Hellraiser movies.
Feels a bit like one of those movies where they took an existing SET, and that's why it's even in space.
@@Xick I wouldn't be surprised.
Jesus, Hellraiser 4 was bad.
@@hbeachley well I'm not Jesus but I try to be nice
@@CeeJayThe13th no, you seem like you have your heart in the right place. If you were Jesus, you wouldn’t have let these movies happen.
I, for one, welcome our new borgadook overlords. Bring on the hive mind bay-beeee!
Angela Bassett and Brad Dourif are both in this. Both. Wow. Holy shit.
The Borgadook absolutely slayed me, oh man what bit.
Far inferior even to its fellow 4: In Space entry, Leprechaun
I don't understand how the Bobby Duke bit consistently makes me laugh this hard every single week, but here we are.
first we got babydook, NOW WE GOT THE BORGADOOK
WHATS NEXT?!
Bobadook? were the babadook drinks boba?
"But Matty baby resistance is futile" justifies every single episode of this channel now and forever
Holy shit! Ug is played by Terrence Mann, who plays the excellent villain Whispers in Sense8!
The other thought is that fifty years isn't that long, it's even likely that some of his younger friends are still kicking around.
For some unfathomable reason, I watched all the Critters and Puppetmaster movies at least once a month during my college days. This takes me back, but also makes me go...'why?...
7:10 So they ripped off Red Dwarf along with everything else. "He's dead, Dave! Everybody is dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!"
But without it being an actual joke.
aw smeg.
I feel bad for Charlie, he starts out as a wreck, becomes an okay space bounty hunter, then gets saddled with two terrible sequels.
"matty baby its me the Borgaduke! That thing you imagined while on marijuana edibles and watching a Voyager boxset!"
Space horror works really well when it makes space feel relatable. There's a reason why everyone in Alien feels like truckers and not starfleet
Angela Bassett, Brad Dourif, and Eric DaRe were in this?! I hate when talented actors are in so few great projects, and then you find em in things like this. I hope they made some money at least.
2:53- Bad Tommy Wiseau! You take that critter out of your mouth this instant! You have no idea where that has been.
It is literally not possible for Matt to NOT put in more effort than the people behind Critters 4 x3
I willingly swear my allegiance to the borgadook collective. My individuality and technicalligical distinctiveness is now public domain.
The Borga Duke... yes...
this pleases me
I'm really hoping that Fast & Furious X will be set in space.
Da Borgaduke 🤣🤣🤣
Ummm... OK, I kind of want a movie about space racers now. Like the original F&F in space, not the newer heist movies.
I have good news about the direction Fast & Furious seems to be headed, given recent films and especially F9
@@forrestib I'd love to one where Dom and the Family are kidnapped by aliens and forced to take part in pod-races, as part of a scheme to bring down a Hutt Crimelord.
@@euansmith3699 Now that might be pod racing...
Critters in space actually makes sense since they're y'know aliens not some kind of lab experiment escape.
HOLY SHIT THE BORGADOOK I LOVE IT SO MUCH
I’ve been waiting for this conclusion! So happy you made it through all of these! Maybe take a break and watch some good movies for a bit!
Or you could watch Spookies.
He still has one left. The remake/reboot/whatever. Few souls have made it through that one with their souls in tact. I certainly didn't make it out with my sanity in one piece.
But Spookies is a must-do for this channel!
One more film to go, and maybe he'll look at the web series reboot thingy.
@@rcbridii oh my god... I didn't know and I'm actually worried for him. He looks more and more defeated with each sequel 😞
We’re going to have to send Matilda flowers when he gets around to the Puppet Master series.
Oh no they brought Brad Douriff into this.
"But why are they in space? There's no reason for them to be in space!"
"On the contrary, my dear Fatson! There's every reason for them to be in space."
Watching the tension build between Matt and Bobby Dook as Bobby gets a big head about being the star of the channel and Matt is unable to fire him because the fans love him so much is a such a compelling drama playing out episode by episode. I eagerly await the day the pot boils over and they finally confront each other. Or will Matt take a darker, more subtle route? Blackmail? Framing? Murder most foul?
Or perhaps Bobby is simply fired one day, and Matt refuses to speak on the matter, until Bobby breaks his NDA with a tell-all book full of scandal and lays out years of little interpersonal and creative grievances and gets a bunch of TV interviews, rocketing Scaredy Cats to such a high level of visibility that it simultaneously gains a massive influx of new fans, but also scrutiny, granting Matt fame and fortune beyond his wildest expectations but at the cost of forever being embroiled in this now-public beef?
Decades later, they aren’t even still angry at each other, but the story the world tells about them casts them as eternal enemies and the narrative is out of their hands. There is a quiet reunion. They may never be friends again, but will they at last be able to squash the beef and coexist?
Or is Matt gonna hire another hit man on Bobby I KNOW YOU ORCHESTRATED THAT KIDNAPPING, YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, YOU FIEND
I literally just SCREAMED with laughter at "da Borg-a-Dook".
Funnier than all three Critters sequels. Top marks, I love this fucking channel.
Ugh, sorry I'm being hailed 💀☠️💀☠️ hahaha so glad for channel
I've been trying to follow along for Hot Critters Summer, and now you have to live with the fact that I watched Critters 4 AND IT'S YOUR FAULT
I love that you are so over the Critters series, you didn't put in the intro and rush edited it. I feel you, Matty baby!
TBF, Critters 4 is one of my favorites. "Hey, you know those critters you don't believe in? They're heading your way."
Oh, hey! Eric Da Re is in this, a year after he was Leo Johnson in Twin Peaks. Neat!
Damn it, Shelly.
I don't know what's worse, wasting Angela Basset or Brad Dourif. But wasting both is criminal.
is that that dude from twin peaks
Definitely is, can't believe Matt didn't point that out
JasonX is amazeballs. Hellraiser in space could work if done right, it's already cosmic lovecraftian and stuff.
You seem so much happier in your videos recently. Glad to see your new path is helping!
I just wanted to tell everyone that Scardy Matt is a character I created while high on Marijuana edibles.
Yes, that's a perfect space to put the jokes. Everyone is dead, Dave. Red Dwarf did that...
No sound effects, no Robodook animation, no silly voice effects, and an end that feels like a monday morning. Oh man this really must be like watching the movie.
and to be fair ug going full greedy corporate scumbag kind of makes sense. I mean he was a bounty hunter and just like any other mercenary profession they're motivated by money. and it was really only in critters 2 he came off as anything close to a good guy. in the first one the bounty hunters weren't exactly friendly and threatened people a couple times
Bobby Borgy Duke can assimilate me any day.
I stumbled across this thing called Beasterday, a movie about a giant murderin' easter bunny. The chasm between the movie poster and the actual movie is the widest I've ever seen, and I've seen some things, man.
Matt, I've been here from time and this is the hardest you've ever made me laugh. Also thank you for watching this so we don't have to.
Candy Man never spaced mutant! I would have it memorized, good slime!
For the spooky algorithm.
First time long time.... the borgadook just made me laugh my ass off. Thank you for what you do.
I legitimately don’t remember watching this movie. I know I did, but I have no recollection of anything that happened until your recap. It’s only been about three months since I’ve seen it and I had already forgotten it almost completely.
I like schlock, but this is just painful
"I'm not putting more effort into this than Critters 4." Too late.
OH MY GOD the transition to bobby duke is my FAVORITE so far
I had to go look this thing up to confirm that my eyes did not deceive me and that was in fact Terrance Mann. How did all these talented people end up in this???
Critters
Critters
Sometimes, something can be funny, not because it's funny, but because somebody does it in order to be funny, and it isn't funny.
I guffawed alone in my room at the Borgbadook.
The fucking Borgbadook are you shitting me xD
I screamed yes, because this was the first thing I saw when I opened the app
I love the Terminator eye on Borgadook.
The Borgadook are my favorite fucking thing. Continuously nailing the side bits out of the park.
I just found this channel, thank you algorithm overlord
I'm sure glad I wasn't drinking anything when the Borg-adook popped up, 'cause I would've definitely ended up with a wet keyboard.
Done right it's really funny:
Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly : They're dead, Dave.
Lister : Who is?
Holly : Everybody, Dave.
Lister : What, Captain Hollister?
Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Todhunter?
Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Selby?
Holly : They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : Peterson isn't, is he?
Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister : Not Chen?
Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Chen, everybody, everybody's dead, Dave!
Lister : Rimmer?
Holly : He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister : Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly : I wish I'd never let him out in the first place
From Red Dwarf.
The Borgadook is my new favourite thing. I cannot rest until I see him again.
Someday Bobby is going to make you review all ten Hellraiser movies.
TEN???!!!! At a constant diminishing rate of return...that would put the last movie past negative star reviews and into imaginary number star reviews.
No... No... No.... please indulge this ;) The star of the channel has spoken !
The borgadook made me chortle
this summer shall not end... the criitters will return in avengers 5
Speaking of space-based spooky creature movies, they should just do "Critters Vs. Night of the Creeps" already.
Leprechaun 4: In space is an underrated masterpiece, how dare you?
With the fondness for not-exactly-great movies that you cover on your channel, I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or serious! lol
The eternal mystery, @@skyllalafey. For real though, I do think the Leprechaun series does have good elements throughout and I always enjoy them on one level or another.
You are tearing me apart, Scaredy Matt!!!
“I didn’t get the part? But why?!”
“Well, you’re just not Tommy wiseau enough”
“Oeh, saey nah moawr”
“The stars of the Delta Quadrant” lmao
An ad played right as Charlie fainted. Really felt like the syfy channel lol
For some strange reason I liked this one. I think it's because we got to see Brad Dourif in a somewhat normal role for the first time.
"Uuugh! Where do dey come up wit dis stuff?!"
*sees the Tommy Wiseau and Red Shirt clip*
OH MY GOD I SAW THIS ONE, TOO. Just like Critters 3, I didn't think I'd seen it, but I HAD TOTALLY SEEN THIS. Wow.
I love that you're so angry, you don't even have a title card for yourself.
Not Tommy Wiseau is Anders Hove from Subspecies, so we know he can do crap horror of a much higher quality.
I would have thought Critters had a better in for a space movie because it's about space puppets being chased by alien bounty hunters.
I would like it if you, in the space future, explored this whole thingy where horror movies go into space? Maybe a list.
Nice to see Eric Da Re had some acting gigs after Twin Peaks.
I didn’t feel one way or the other about Bobby dook, but The borgadook was genuinely funny to me.
This is a comment to leave a quantifiable indication of my engagement
The Borgadooks was already better and more high concept than Critters 4. It's too late, Matty. I had quite the chuckle at your expense!