The Hottest Game In History
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- Опубліковано 25 тра 2024
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Schlatt plays M&M's Kart Racing and has a good time.
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Edited by @ModestCube
Hot mama. Have you ever seen a video like this before? After a terrific review of M&M's Kart Racing by Scott the Woz, Schlatt decides to play the shovelware for himself. He also eats Ghost Pepper Jerky - Which is why this video is so hot. No, I'm Not Attracted To The Green M&M. The Ghost Pepper Challenge is a tough one, And It Got Hot, Almost as hot as Schlatt and Minx being cute together, or Schlatt and Minx compilation, or Schlatt roasting Minx, or Schlatt and Botez or whatever I don't care I'm just putting keywords in here. Today's thumbnail is directly ripped off from TommyInnit and his Ninja Minecraft video, because I'm in awe at how many views it got. Must be because of the red arrow. Anyways, enjoy and buy my merch. - Ігри
“I melt for nobody”
Jschlatt: *disintegrating*
lmfao
@@shrekobama5832 i just coomed after u mentioned that
5:27 is that a schlattPog with an okay symbol oh shit we got bamboozled so hard!
“Who did you think I was gonna make?”
*I dont know maybe eminem*
Ohhh. I was thinking about Danny Devito
I was dead when he said paul walker i did not expect that.
@@kobeke7758 so was paul walker
Doctor Phil
@@astork7769 too soon
"grown man repeatedly yells at a children's game on the wii as he screams in pain while making sexual comments about the green mnm"
Mnmnmnmnmnm
* eating ghost pepper beef jerky
Classic Schlatt
You eat ghost peper beef jerky that's like just EEW
While having a manic episode and going into madness with slight rage
"It didn't look safe, **[Pauses to hide the pain]** so I bought it."
Ladies and gentlemen, Schlatt summarized.
Start: *Normal*
Middle: *Kinda chaos*
End: *Satan has joined the game*
Making a Paul Walker mii is normal?
@@jekyll138.5 I don’t see why it isn’t, that’s just Friday night right?
@@lieutenantpinball689 it’s a Thursday evening at best.
@@jekyll138.5 makes more sense
I was the 665th like, if one more person likes the comment, satan might actually join the game!
Schlatt in the community tab later: “Thinking about the green m&m”
Thinking about melting.
Love your profile pic
Thinking about paul walker
Thinking about beef jerky
Thinking about thunder thighs.
“INSIDE TURN” was so passionate
Schlatt: *being stupid and hurting himeself*
Also schlatt: I'm gonna do it again
Jschlatt's sexuality is officially beyond mans understanding.
Just like mine
A Shade of Stupid, Love your name.
His sexuality is holy
@@top20bruhmoments80 thanks, it fits my channel like a glove.
Understanding his sexuality is like trying to imagine a new color
"adult man tortures himself both mentally and physically"
while running for president
that’s our President Schlatt for you
*did schlatt just call eyebrows “eyelashes”*
Finally someone else noticed lmaooo 💀
ruined 69 likes, feeling good
@@phia._. I think everyone else was too focused on firework shooters ghost peppers green m&m and the chaotic mess that is schlatt
@@on37vn94 lol
"did you know that most people on my UA-cam channel aren't subscribed? I don't care" is the most mood thing I've heard
“It didn’t look safe... so I bought it”
That’s phrase is the exact definition of Schlatt
"Fun fact about me, I went out and bought a gun. I just went out and bought a gun yesterday." 😂😂
*carguys enter comment section
noob jelouse
without his hat, Schlatt looks like Wolverine.
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING LMFAO
He looks like a hippy captain price
@@Slinging_INK lol true
He is wolverine?
LoL
Man gets physically and mentally destroyed while playing a children’s candy racing game
Is this a Joker remake? This man descended into insanity in under 10 minutes.
This is the first time I've been legitimately concerned about jschlatt's health.
He’s old an senile what do you expect
the first time?
Ahhh. You must be new
Yeah the dude fucking threw a wii steering wheel
He hung a baby
It’s my personal headcannon that every single weird package that Schlatt brings out was sent to him by the mysterious man in Wyoming.
hollow knight pfp poggers
@@dirtmouth6861 femboy pfp poggers
You mean the place that doesn't exist?
@@bulksquatthrust8792 did you mean braZIL?
Sans master champ
Schlatt: literally fucking dying
Cooper: You should eat more
“It didn’t look safe..”
“So I bought it.”
9:44 honestly I forgot that he lives in a house, for some reason I’ve just been thinking about it like that room is his entire living space and he can’t leave, like a prison
Honestly same
Same do
He's an SCP. That room is just his containment unit. He got out for a little bit.
Tf?
yes
Without his hat, schlatt looks like someone's dad who will promise never-ending pain if you mess with his kid.
so you didnt see him *fling* his baby at the wall as hard as he physically could
That looks like him even with his hat
@@obamium3020 nah, when he puts on his hat, that's when he acts on his promise.
My god this is fucking true
He looks like Wolverine
7:58 no one is gonna talk about how the game itself told jschlatt to stop torturing himself?
Thank you mr j schlatt I am currently watching this while my parents are fighting and this drowns out my dad and his girlfriends nonsensical yelling quite well
I hope things get better
@Snake Bones
You good, my dude?
Schlatt would pick the green m&m over Minx in a love or host
I wouldn't blame him.
You wouldn't? Lol
i mean who wouldn't
The green m&m is a lesbian lmao
That's an obvious choice
In this video Schlatt:
1. makes a Paul Walker mii and makes jokes about his death
2. Plays one of the worst reviewed games on the Wii
3. Eats the hottest beef jerky on the planet
4. Uses a fireball thrower to shoot his baby
This is probably the most chaotic Schlatt video so far
naah bro he always gets so off topic and it's funny
When he hanged the baby
@@Vlad79X thinking about it the baby hanged himself
All under 15 minutes
All while wearing a sweatshirt with the Obama family on it.
Schlatt: Green M&M
Wilbur: Brown M&M
Me: “So when’s the double date?”
No idea how a person can roleplay as an evil dictator on a minecraft server to having a mental breakdown on the wii
Thats Schlatt for you
Also have no idea how people think he's unironically an evil dictator
I love seeing a video notification pop up saying: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played" with Schlatt drooling "milk" to a green M&M.
Cursed thumbnail
Who doesn’t!?
ladies and gentlemen, now this is epic
"milk"
I saw this when I was in class and I was was dying
“Why not bust her open and try our best” Schlatt this isn’t 1999
i burst out laughing to this..
*This is not supposed to be funny..*
@@luunaarx 1999 wasn’t funny either... mr hands why....
@@rich.o4 was that supposed to be rude sarcastic or what?
@@rich.o4 I’m just confoused
@@luunaarx I think what OP is trying to say, is that the crimes against humanity that occurred in 1999; Specifically, on September 27 (the escort case) were indeed, not funny.
I just realized, while schlatt simps for the green m&m Wilbur simps for the brown m&m lmao. I just love the hilarious similarities these two have and I kinda miss their collabs together
Fr
Schlatt's breakdown laughter sounds exactly like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker laughter
I love how mid recording Schlatt realized M&M's Kart Racing did not have enough content for a full video so he had to resort to self harm.
This sounds so fucked without context
This sounds so fucked without context
this is the weirdest mukbang i have ever seen
Agreed
Not worse than nikkocado avocado
When mom says don’t play with your food
*best
you mean best, right?
Alternate title: man experiences road rage while burning his mouth with spicy beef jerky
Also, Schlatt why did you think it was a good idea to eat that jerky?
Schlatt: "Life isn't fu-
My german ass youtube: " MiNeCrAfT tUtToRiAlS oHnE uNtErBrEcHuNg AnGuCkEn-"
SHUT TF UP
fühl ich XDD
Schlatts videos are like a regular show episode. They start with something completely normal and eventually dissolve into utter chaos
HAHAHHAHAH TRUEE
Not completely normal, *kind of normal*
OML IVE FINALLY FOUND OUT THE VIBE HE GIVES OFF-
Its so true
Frrrrr thooo
wait until he discovers James Charles Simulator 2k19
Is it a game about confessing your love for him in the DMs and him never responding? cuz i think im familiar with it
@@jschlattLIVE James Charles only responds to the gayest and biggest of men
@@jschlattLIVE he only goes for straight boys anyway Schlatt
@@jschlattLIVE
a moment of silence for our fallen comrade
@@jschlattLIVE 😔
Schlatt I just watched a whole 30 minute video called "what is Parkinson's disease " because of you
Thanks lol
This is even funnier after the m&m “controversy”.
Imagine not being part of “the one perecent”
Couldnt
You ever heard of the jedi? I heard they love boxing.
ONLY 41 PERECENT OF MY VIEWERS ARE ACTUALLY SUBSCRIBED
Couldn’t be me
yeah honestly he is speaking the truth
“It didn’t look safe so I bought it”
-jschlatt
That's how you know he'd be a great president
@@notreal5826 he buys until its sold out to keep us safe
I read this comment as soon as he said it-
The thumbnail...
I dont even know what to say
This thumbnail predicted the future
I never imagined watching a man scream at his Wii while eating spicy beef jerky and piloting a freaking M&M in a go kart with a dramatic choir in the background could be so entertaining
*...ah who am I kidding this is exactly what we should expect of Schlatt by now*
And then shooting a baby with a fireball cannon, *don't forget that*
At this point, can we really be surprised? *Can we?*
how many times do we have to tell you to stop sexualizing M&ms
I can't resist
They're too hot that you melt instead of them.
@@jschlattLIVE understandable
@@jschlattLIVE was it Scott that sent the games?
@@jschlattLIVE lmao bye ⛹️♂️
Shlatt: "Blonde eyelashes"
Also shlatt: *Makes eyebrows blonde*
this entire comment section was typed with one hand
Nice to see Schlatt putting so much effort into his Halloween special.
Cononel Mustard lookin ass
@@thomasmulligan750 Dan Akroyd from cone heads lookin ass
800th like
thats President Schlatt to you
Man being famous sucks I walk away for five seconds and now everyone is cursing.
POV: Schlatt tries to make himself as miserable as humanly possible
Minx isn't in this video
@@bry9t banger reply idk why ppl r sleeping on it
@@bry9t underrated
He’s definitely a masochist disguised as a sadist
@@bry9t So true 🙃
The fact that schlatt is simping over an m&m is just the greatest thing in all of mankind
I love when he called Paul’s eyebrows “eyelashes”
I love how schlatts profile is like a little cute goat, And then you start watching him and then he's attitude is just something i cant describe...
That’s how he got his viewer’s he’s one of a kind I guess
I said that to my self evry day!! I cant belive someone think that to!
his
Yeah, very unexpected
@@Thomas_Angelo why are you making snake sounds
Needs a title change:
“Schlatt physically and mentally tortures himself while playing a horrifying game”
I like your display picture XD combine it with the iconic name "Braggest" LMAO
But he always does that
This aged well
I have very vague memories of playing this as a little c h i l d . I don't remember if i found it fun or not. And the game wasn't even mine. I think i played it for. Maybe a few hours? I dunno
I had a dream where Jschlatt was riding on a small tiny bike as a clown, to promote his circus. (Ted was there too) He asked a girl if she wanted to come to his circus but she said no. Schlatts face went from 😃 to 😐. He was about to run her over then my dream ended.
Someone better animate that
Feels like schlatt video
That’s a great dream
hi i'd like a number 10 with a side of fries
@@nelly8682 no go make your own damn burger and fries
my mom walking in watching me watch this: I find him strangely attractive.
you heard it, Mr Schlatt, my mom is waiting for you to hit up her DMs.
I would love to see a video of that convo afterwards.
Doesn't everybody?
i have to clear my history after watching you..
1:32 wait a minute...
THIS IS GRIAN!
I remember wanting Mario Kart Wii for Christmas back in 2008.
I got this instead.
Rip
you too?
Oof
OMEGALUL
I wanted Mario party 8, I had m&m beach party. :’)
I don’t think high school Schlatt would believe he would be eating ghost pepper beef jerky and playing M&M racing for a job.
And yet here we are.
and shooting baby's with fireballs
The 2001 music mixed with schlatt eating spicy beef jerky and joker laughing all with crappy m and m racing in the background is something I never knew I needed.
*hears opera music*
*remembers the video is edited by Trevor from Cow Chop*
“Oh no”
What was that song he used near the end of the video
Title: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played"
Me: How?
Thumbnail: _Green M&M_
Me: *ah, it all make sense now.*
Love the taste of ghost pepper jerky
😍🥵🔥
I love how the loading screens lasts longer than the races themselves.
I just watched a man on the verge of tears playing M&M kart racing and remembered why I subscribed to this man.
When Schlatt just stopped playing the game and it focused more on trying to aid his suffering from the spicy beef jerky, moving to then trying out the shooting device on baby yuto on a call with traves and cooper...it was a weird transition but the music that settled in just added to making me see how sometimes it's more important for oneself to have fun rather than just focusing on entertaining an audience solely.
Edit: lmao thank you for the replies and 550 likes holy shit-
anyways I hope you strangers are taking care of yourselves
preach
preach
Preach
preach
Preach
I met paul walker in LA, he's a homeless man now and is missing an arm.
hes wrapped around a tree
holyy its the God him Self FranzJ here didn't expect it at all
How did the date go?
FranzJ presents
Big if true
8:10 who thaught that that was drugs
"I saw this online. It didn't- it didn't look safe, so I bought it.."
-Jschlatt 2021
the calming music that starts playing as the video transitions from spicy chaos to schlatt hanging out and laughing with friends is surprisingly wholesome, even if they are shooting a baby during it
Whats the outro song called??
Its an animal crossing song probably from 1am-6am not sure which game but prolly new leaf
I found it! It’s the animal crossing new leaf 4AM music!
ua-cam.com/video/eSfQrWXD94A/v-deo.html
Schlatt: **Shoots the fireball shooter**
**Timbs Catch On fire**
Me: "NOT THE TIMBS"
I SAID THE SAME THING LMAO
I havent watched the video yet wtf is going to happen
@@maximalmax1426 just normal schlatt content. He definitely doesnt attempt to set baby yuto on fire
not the yaddas
NOT THE YATTAS
Trust me, watching from 8:18 to 10:25 in 2x speed is hilarious and Chaos at the same time and I love it
1:41 Schlatt: *”We’ll also give him blonde eyelashes....”*
Schlatt, sorry to break it to ya buddy but those aren’t eyelashes, they’re *eyebrows* 🤣
highkey schlatt got the most acurate joker laugh
He REAALLY should've said I'm the joker baby like he did in the festival, god that was perfect
Schlatt's about to get arrested by CPS for throwing Baby Yuto like that.
And nearly lighting her on fire.
@@yanfei7782 baby yuto is a guy.
@@0subsWith0vidsChallenge Close enough. There's only two.
Bro clicks per second did some jurisdiction upgrades since I last heard of them dang
The sound effects, the cuts, the opera music. It all seems so... familiar.
*Checks description for the editor*
TREVVOOOOOO
Schlatts videos start normal then just spiral into madness.
Whenever i watch schlatt, i never do so on full-screen mode in-case I need to escape
Lol same
🥵🥵🥵
Barras
Idk why everyone hates schlatts facial hair, I for one quite like it.
Same
it suits him very well
Me too
He seems pretty happy and I’m happy that he is.
The chops give him his power.
mans looks like a b-tech captain price
i always find myself coming back to this era of his vids idk it feels nostalgic to the point when i didn’t have all these worries and like hadn’t faced the reality that i have a whole life to live.
“i dont melt for no one” has “i dont get on my knees for no man” energy
This video genuinely makes me happy. When I was younger my mom left to Texas and I never really knew her. One day she sent me that game hoping it would make me happier. She didn’t know it was a bad game but she tried. She passed a few months later. I still have that game. This video genuinely makes me happy.
wholesome
wholesome :)
wholesome
Wholesome =) may she rest in peace
Dang, those onion cutting ninjas are back at it again...
" the hottest game I've ever played"
is playing with actual fire by the end of the vid
I love how every Schlatt video has a video game for the first few minutes then its just no mans land
3:39 THAT CHAOTIC LAUGH SENT ME FUCKING FLYING--
it sounds like an old car engine
When you die you get sent to schlatts wii
those miis you see at the top in the beginning of the video? Those are the ~14 most recent deaths. They're awaiting judgement in Hades.
those miis are the guys he killed in 1999.
Isn't it funny that shlatt has stopped uploading on his main channel even though he still makes videos but he keeps uploading on his live channel even though he doesn't stream anymore.
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
what happened to the main channel, i mean i keep searching it and only this channel comes up. did he delete it or something i have no idea
@@emmepatr7197 no he just stopped uploading on it like a year or so ago
Unrelated but your where is your pfp from it's amazing
@@list3r228 it decended from the clouds
7:33 so apparently they recorded the laughter for joker by throwing some really spicy beef jerky at whoever played him at the time
when jschlatt starts laughing in pain you know shits about to get serious.
"I'm not gonna make any more jokes like that"
He then proceeded to make more jokes like that.
I’m starting to think the J in Jschlatt stands for Joker instead of Joe Rogan 7:23
Bro I went from a smile to a concerned face when I saw that part😂😂💀
I'm the joker baby!
Schlatt holding a Luigi wiimote makes me fill cups
3:45 oh god I got a mental image... I NEED THE HOLY WATER
We don’t see Schlatt’s aftermath of this video, but I’ll go ahead and warn everyone to not eat more than like a couple bites of ghost pepper shit. It’s not the spiciness in your mouth that really gets you, that shit hurts but whatever, you can get over simple pain. It’s the gut bomb that you just ingested that comes back to bite you. Once it’s in there it has to run its course.
I once ate a whole large bag of ghost pepper chips in class in highschool to prove how much of a Chad I was since everyone else who tried one couldn’t eat more than one. The mass of genetically engineered death pepper was burning a hole in my stomach within ten minutes. I couldn’t get rid of it, I couldn’t move because I was so uncomfortable, all I could do was sweat and get more and more hot and light headed. My friends thought I was just reacting to the pain in my mouth of eating so many, and laughed at how my face kept alternating between pale green and bright red. My stomach started getting super fucking loud. I didn’t know what to do, I knew it wasn’t going to end well, but I couldn’t bring myself to ask the teacher if I could leave because I ate too many chips. So I just waited.
Eventually the simple action of leaning forward in my chair to get more comfortable caused me to vomit my guts out and pass out for a few seconds. In front of everyone. I then went home, and spent the next two hours on the toilet in the worst pain I’ve ever experienced shitting out water that felt like flaming napalm going out. I guess the vomit was a blessing in disguise, because of not for it excusing me to go home, I literally would have Explosive Diarrhea’d myself in public.
Seriously, don’t eat more than a couple ghost pepper things in one sitting. Even if your mouth can handle it, your insides might not be able to.
Thanks for the tip..also I pity your highschool self.
thats fucking awesome
I could feel a burn in my stomach while reading this, dear lord
Damn
i thought this was going to be a meme holy shit
Alt title: grown man yells at a game for 11 minutes and simps for a m&m while chugging milk and spicy beef
and committing arson
The man is going insane, does anyone know how to help him?
without his hat, schlatt looks like Walmart post malone
4:53 when you crash in a telephone pole
Alternate title shlatt hits on a piece of chocolate and almost dies eating beef jerky for 11 minutes
A trans piece of chocolate*
and also uses a fire ball gun on his own baby.