The Scariest Wii Game Ever.

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    Wowza. After playing M&Ms Kart Racing thanks to Scott The Woz's shining review of the game, Schlatt plays Wii Games again with M&Ms Beach Party. In this hilarious Wii Gameplay video, Schlatt and Minx compilations are nowhere to be found, because the Green M&M is doing something for him, and it's nothing good. Watch as Schlatt Unboxes weird things (like a Meowing Kitty Piggy Bank, and Whatever That Other Thing Was). Thanks again to good friend TommyInnit for the thumbnail inspiration. I love Big Red Arrows and the Dream SMP (Sorry I ruined the Dream SMP and also got kicked from the Dream SMP!) Writing these gets less fun every day, but I do it for the views.
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  • @jonahm3121
    @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +6028

    Schlatt: * hits desk with 25 pound dumbbell *
    Desk: * breaks *
    Schlatt: “I didn’t expect that”

    • @johnnyjoestar8204
      @johnnyjoestar8204 3 роки тому +44

      It’s a 25

    • @Syl2r
      @Syl2r 3 роки тому +10

      Surprised Pikachu face.

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 3 роки тому +7

      No chance that’s 40lbs

    • @jonahm3121
      @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +6

      @@Meeminator lol I literally just said the first number that came into my mind

    • @jonahm3121
      @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +14

      @@Meeminator there I fixed it dumbbell nazi

  • @thunder-cock1033
    @thunder-cock1033 3 роки тому +5558

    The sexual tension between schlatt and the green m&m is astronomical

    • @zurilive2221
      @zurilive2221 3 роки тому +18

      LMFAO

    • @anonymousroyalty6883
      @anonymousroyalty6883 3 роки тому +130

      Them and Wilbur and the brown MnM should go on a double date together

    • @robomix3162
      @robomix3162 3 роки тому +12

      @@anonymousroyalty6883 tru

    • @silvercobra6532
      @silvercobra6532 3 роки тому +3

      You can cut it with a knife

    • @rhjubarb
      @rhjubarb 3 роки тому +17

      quackity is crying in the corner rn

  • @joesephjoestar6430
    @joesephjoestar6430 3 роки тому +1737

    10:44 Everybody gangsta until schlatt becomes bernard from Megamind

  • @usernotfound1121
    @usernotfound1121 3 роки тому +313

    Yellow: gets 310 points
    Schlatt's chair : *Breaks Back in Backwards*

  • @sneezer3008
    @sneezer3008 3 роки тому +3692

    Schlatt: I do not watch Gibi asmr
    UA-cam: *don’t fucking lie to me-*

    • @erinllwyd2827
      @erinllwyd2827 3 роки тому +83

      I don’t blame him tbh - I love gibi

    • @ella-cv5bj
      @ella-cv5bj 3 роки тому +60

      PLEASE- I saw that and was like, “someone had to have commented” LMAO

    • @erinllwyd2827
      @erinllwyd2827 3 роки тому +7

      @Honey Hughes SAME LMAOOOO

    • @stoneyxposty
      @stoneyxposty 3 роки тому +14

      Literally why I came to the comment section 😂

    • @beciura5291
      @beciura5291 3 роки тому +2

      😋

  • @doyouhaveanyregrets
    @doyouhaveanyregrets 3 роки тому +4705

    Schlatt’s werewolf cosplay is coming along nicely.

  • @holdencone7882
    @holdencone7882 2 роки тому +313

    If I ever see Schlatt in public, I’d look at him like the yellow m&m

    • @brookey4625
      @brookey4625 2 роки тому +24

      If I meet schlatt I hope I'm playing ring toss with him

    • @finnnaginnn
      @finnnaginnn Рік тому

      You are reckless as hell.

    • @NemesisGhost141
      @NemesisGhost141 Рік тому +14

      If i meet schlatt i’ll wear a yellow m&m costume

    • @creeprvictor
      @creeprvictor 8 місяців тому +3

      R.I.P to this guy if he ever sees Shlatt

  • @notdonkers9907
    @notdonkers9907 2 роки тому +291

    9:32-9:48
    I literally almost died of laughter.
    The piano in the background when he destroys the little keyboard, mouse, monitor, and desk at the same time.
    As well as the context of him destroying those things over m&m ring tossing lol.

    • @charlesdutton54
      @charlesdutton54 2 роки тому +20

      The piano is Scriabin Etude in d sharp minor op. 8 no.12

    • @lukadavis2836
      @lukadavis2836 2 роки тому +1

      @@charlesdutton54 Blessed, are you

    • @ineednamesugestions2259
      @ineednamesugestions2259 Рік тому

      the music is scriabin etude in d minor if anyone was asking

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Рік тому

      And the fact that the monitor still works.

    • @maxrichards5925
      @maxrichards5925 10 місяців тому

      @@charlesdutton54Ty for doing gods work

  • @heibk-2019
    @heibk-2019 3 роки тому +5562

    Watching this feels like some kind of fever dream that spirals deeper and deeper into madness the longer you watch

  • @royalmemers
    @royalmemers 3 роки тому +2042

    Jshlatt: murderous dictator
    Also jshlatt: develops a drinking problem after losing to simulated M&Ms on a Wii game.

  • @SirSaizo
    @SirSaizo Рік тому +74

    I love how this quickly turned into Schlatt’s insanity arc

  • @kozirogacha2314
    @kozirogacha2314 3 роки тому +190

    Schlatt is one of the few UA-camrs that says everything on his mind and doesn't care what people say.

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 3 роки тому +2604

    POV: you watch a man slowly drift into insanity.

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 роки тому +21

      Drift? No it’s just a very steep decline

  • @bestbi3587
    @bestbi3587 3 роки тому +2888

    He's destroyed everything he loved.
    The only thing left is...
    Green M&M

  • @rabbit9339
    @rabbit9339 3 роки тому +72

    His little breakdowns at the middle of all his videos are just hilarious

  • @moonmeister3427
    @moonmeister3427 2 роки тому +49

    kids: break controllers when they lose
    jschlatt: p a t h e t i c

  • @Holthis
    @Holthis 3 роки тому +2482

    We’re watching a man confused by his own sexuality have a complete emotional breakdown in week to week installments while he tries to feed his addiction to guns, wii games, and random shit he finds on eBay. Truly the Van Gogh of our time

    • @mr.bigglesworth1970
      @mr.bigglesworth1970 3 роки тому +75

      some call him a UA-camr...some call him a streamer..but really. hes an ARTIST 😂

    • @nipchipratnips4281
      @nipchipratnips4281 3 роки тому +5

      @@mr.bigglesworth1970 I agree

    • @siisi2965
      @siisi2965 3 роки тому +2

      truly

    • @potatopotato6114
      @potatopotato6114 3 роки тому +8

      They call him the result of quarantine

    • @Kokiwoki
      @Kokiwoki 3 роки тому +7

      *man aggressively beating a cardboard desk with weights after he misses an m&m ring toss*

  • @tmeuersvideos
    @tmeuersvideos 3 роки тому +6180

    Schlatt: *yeets weight onto desk
    *desk breaks
    Schlatt: “I didn’t expect that”

    • @Cuvos
      @Cuvos 3 роки тому +9

      what timestamp

    • @opsidopsi1482
      @opsidopsi1482 3 роки тому +19

      @@Cuvos 9:38

    • @pyropro8027
      @pyropro8027 3 роки тому +42

      Let’s not forget that this all happened cause his ring fucked up

    • @jonahm3121
      @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +4

      Stole my comment I see

    • @jonahm3121
      @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +11

      @@kanasfw yes it does. I dropped out of school to make youtube comments

  • @january3431
    @january3431 2 роки тому +10

    For those wondering: the music used in the end is Scriabin's étude Op. 8 No. 12

  • @idk-my4zw
    @idk-my4zw 3 роки тому +24

    10:55 the funniest part lol

    • @metroman7738
      @metroman7738 Рік тому +2

      i wanna know what the blue face thing is and where to get it lmao

  • @smokedragon8822
    @smokedragon8822 3 роки тому +10900

    This does a better job of showing a man's descent into insanity than Joker.

    • @deez7297
      @deez7297 3 роки тому +114

      yea my Insanity is also decent

    • @cvrsed_1360
      @cvrsed_1360 3 роки тому +73

      Decent insanity is better than a man descending into insanity ngl

    • @smokedragon8822
      @smokedragon8822 3 роки тому +35

      I know how to spell descent guys shut up

    • @deez7297
      @deez7297 3 роки тому +9

      @@smokedragon8822 but u dont

    • @smokedragon8822
      @smokedragon8822 3 роки тому +46

      @@deez7297 alexa, turn off

  • @shaneseem-sin3856
    @shaneseem-sin3856 3 роки тому +3456

    This man treats his toys like he's Sid from Toy Story.

    • @Max-qz1jt
      @Max-qz1jt 3 роки тому +41

      Um.. wait i think he is

    • @jeffbuckley1076
      @jeffbuckley1076 3 роки тому +67

      I mean you’re not wrong... he shot fireballs at a stuffed baby and hung it

    • @auh4806
      @auh4806 3 роки тому +15

      How did i never realise about that ._.

  • @TheInsaneHurricane
    @TheInsaneHurricane Рік тому +11

    Schlatt going through all stages of grief and insanity in the span of 3 mins has me dying 😂

  • @trodnet
    @trodnet Рік тому +5

    The "why do I keep buying Cardboard desks?" killed me.

  • @goober1064
    @goober1064 3 роки тому +4554

    Any time schlatt starts talking “normally” I get scared that the pope is going to turn on in the background

    • @aurnoradasati6896
      @aurnoradasati6896 3 роки тому +154

      I read that as 'get turned on.'

    • @guyfori574
      @guyfori574 3 роки тому +63

      SAME
      Im just scared the pope will awake at any point

    • @pd2580
      @pd2580 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @zoth-ommog7293
      @zoth-ommog7293 3 роки тому +29

      When the pope goes red 😋😋😱😱😅😅😋😋🥰🥰😍😍🤯🤯🤗🤗💋💋😘😘

    • @goblinthetargetpractice6049
      @goblinthetargetpractice6049 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe he got an intern...

  • @maggie4105
    @maggie4105 3 роки тому +7549

    mans went through the seven stages of grief trying to beat the yellow m and m

  • @a-negative-human.1595
    @a-negative-human.1595 2 роки тому +15

    New aesthetic unlocked: schlatt watching asmr 🤩🤩

  • @goldengoomba1918
    @goldengoomba1918 3 роки тому +23

    8:22 got me so damn good

  • @cranjismcbasketball615
    @cranjismcbasketball615 3 роки тому +3174

    Schlatt: “Aw..look at him! He meows..”
    Also schlatt: “I don’t want to play with you anymore.” *S L A M*

  • @yaraworld2442
    @yaraworld2442 3 роки тому +12066

    James charles ignoring him on twitter is really driving him crazy..

    • @falu3615
      @falu3615 3 роки тому +156

      yea poor guy :(

    • @renanbo6562
      @renanbo6562 3 роки тому +148

      Its because they are discussing it in real life now (more specifically in Schlatt’s bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

    • @LovroPhD
      @LovroPhD 3 роки тому +81

      hes trying to get fit so james notices him

    • @kaiser7896
      @kaiser7896 3 роки тому +5

      Ingnoring

    • @edgerslayer
      @edgerslayer 3 роки тому +45

      Using ASMR to cope... Poor guy.

  • @matth3760
    @matth3760 3 роки тому +8

    7:55 that’s the kind of face that could start a creepypasta

  • @poisoncrowz.5810
    @poisoncrowz.5810 3 роки тому +10

    The Power Move : 10:59

  • @somefunnyman3498
    @somefunnyman3498 3 роки тому +12092

    Why does schlatt seem like a fun dad with uncontrollable anger issues

  • @Vincentt-Improve
    @Vincentt-Improve 3 роки тому +2823

    I love how he anihilates everything for no reason.

    • @emmadelaney9865
      @emmadelaney9865 3 роки тому +42

      For NO REASON?!??

    • @nate.capalot9048
      @nate.capalot9048 3 роки тому +2

      @@emmadelaney9865 lol

    • @cartercummiskey9995
      @cartercummiskey9995 3 роки тому +36

      Like the cat piggy bank was the only thing that him at piece and he destroyed it

    • @chunkychimp8922
      @chunkychimp8922 3 роки тому +36

      @@cartercummiskey9995 it took his money I woulda done the same

    • @misteruncanny
      @misteruncanny 3 роки тому +3

      This could work for any video

  • @curllum
    @curllum 3 роки тому +9

    The way the yellow m&m looked at the screen and shclatts reaction made me crack up

  • @2late998
    @2late998 2 роки тому +9

    The more unstable Schlatt becomes the music gets more intense. I love it.

  • @Lancer2004
    @Lancer2004 3 роки тому +2246

    "Don't worry if I get pissed off, it's just the steroids"
    - jschlatt (2020)

    • @jmaanicg2841
      @jmaanicg2841 3 роки тому +15

      1.1k likes with zero replies. That's a ratio I've never seen on a comment before. No questions asked I guess

    • @Jray608
      @Jray608 Рік тому

      2.1k likes with one replies. That's a ratio I've never seen on a comment before. No questions asked I guess

    • @arch2248
      @arch2248 Рік тому

      Schlatt 2020

  • @smam9571
    @smam9571 3 роки тому +2128

    why do I always forget this man has a full head of hair, like he takes his hat off and I'm always so shocked at how much hair is revealed. big guy

  • @CoinKid
    @CoinKid 3 роки тому +9

    8:50 is where shlatt loses himself

  • @michaelslenders3922
    @michaelslenders3922 7 місяців тому +3

    I think it'd be fun to see Jschlatt get back to wii games and even potentially to change things up a bit get into random vr games, because there are so many ridiculous vr games out there.

  • @d1dy780
    @d1dy780 3 роки тому +11697

    seeing schlatt’s recommended is probably the scariest thing to come out of this video

  • @seanyboi510
    @seanyboi510 3 роки тому +2231

    Alternative title: Schlatt has a break down while being turned on by green m&m

    • @bibian.
      @bibian. 3 роки тому +22

      that's every schlatt video, he just doesn't like to show it

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 3 роки тому +19

      Schlatt destroys copious amounts of his own property over an M&M-themes shovelware kid's game

  • @MetalliPiippu
    @MetalliPiippu Рік тому +4

    i couldnt breathe because of laughter when the yellow m&m was just staring at you in volleyball

  • @LordGiraffeMan
    @LordGiraffeMan 2 роки тому +5

    And thus, Schlatt's descent into madness will be forever remembered as the greatest tragic arc in all of writing, and will then be inevitably overanalysed by English teachers.

  • @Lenfaunt
    @Lenfaunt 3 роки тому +2625

    I'm convinced Schmitt is going through a mental crisis at this point.

  • @fortniteloverpreston
    @fortniteloverpreston 3 роки тому +2439

    Schlatt: “ I do not watch Gibi ASMR”
    The watch bar: hol up

    • @ndgulli1225
      @ndgulli1225 3 роки тому +4

      0-0

    • @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860
      @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860 3 роки тому +6

      Keanu Reeves Poggers

    • @redrk9731
      @redrk9731 3 роки тому +4

      @@seneca3616 yeah i think i get it that obviously means they're both RACIST i completely understand now thanks for helping me open my eyes

    • @houseofsteezy4119
      @houseofsteezy4119 3 роки тому +2

      That’s the joke

    • @metalhed3314
      @metalhed3314 3 роки тому +12

      Most asmr videos now put a red bar at the bottom to make it look like that you have watched it. It has fooled me so many times because I don’t watch asmr

  • @berry8474
    @berry8474 2 роки тому +5

    "Watch a youtuber destroy his room over a M&M game then be amazed like a child at a small cat Piggie bank"

  • @LesterHabenaro
    @LesterHabenaro 7 місяців тому +3

    An alternate title to this would be 'Jshlatt tries to play wii games and then has a complete mental downspiral into utter insanity while turning his streaming room into an atomic warzone for 3 minutes.'

  • @theboxshpee9760
    @theboxshpee9760 3 роки тому +1517

    This is the scariest thing I have ever seen
    Not the wii game, the sheer amount of ASMR this man has sat there and watched

    • @ozy8742
      @ozy8742 3 роки тому +75

      He needs to relax with all the stress of probably becoming the next USA president

    • @sadgerops3948
      @sadgerops3948 3 роки тому +14

      How do you think he builds up all this rage?

    • @Saryn.
      @Saryn. 3 роки тому +6

      I just fall asleep to it mainly

    • @willh9187
      @willh9187 3 роки тому +3

      I mean he played 115 hours of sakura beach so i really wouldnt put it past him

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +7709

    Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Gibi ASMR."

    • @xires1
      @xires1 3 роки тому +61

      underrated comment

    • @eoinh
      @eoinh 3 роки тому +204

      You know he's watched those videos too cos he pronounced her name right

    • @dmontw
      @dmontw 3 роки тому +45

      @@eoinh he did play among us with her

    • @eoinh
      @eoinh 3 роки тому +24

      @@dmontw oh no way, dunno how missed that

    • @seamusm1949
      @seamusm1949 3 роки тому +17

      @@dmontw he has so many of her vids in his recommended

  • @PrettyBoySpence_
    @PrettyBoySpence_ 3 роки тому +10

    3:36
    Haven't seen or heard of that one. Maybe the foundation keeps it a secret for whatever reason.
    Edit - Just talked to foundation personnel. There are no M&M SCPs but they do give them to us SCPs under the Safe classification once in a while. [Especially when we behave well.] However, there is an SCP similar to M&Ms. SCP 330 is a small bowl filled with wrapped candy.

    • @gleecheto
      @gleecheto 2 роки тому

      Ghostbur and scp perfect match

  • @logantooley6719
    @logantooley6719 2 роки тому +3

    I have to pause every five seconds at the end to keep from laughing outloud in class

  • @cadarino7595
    @cadarino7595 3 роки тому +13594

    the fact that schlatt watches asmr makes everything so much funnier.

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 3 роки тому +1072

      He's gotta calm down after these recordings for sure

    • @olli3b3ar27
      @olli3b3ar27 3 роки тому +727

      ngl given just how much of it is in his recommended he must have watched a fuck tonne of it

    • @narna6606
      @narna6606 3 роки тому +225

      We cant forget about the Sargent asmr

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 3 роки тому +124

      @@narna6606 that's not enough ammo

    • @mellohai3006
      @mellohai3006 3 роки тому +26

      700th like

  • @pastellandscape4286
    @pastellandscape4286 3 роки тому +879

    It's like watching a psych patient in a padded cell. Scared of everything, mad at everything, destroying everything, incoherent

    • @harrydavis5779
      @harrydavis5779 3 роки тому +18

      I agree but what in the world is going on in your profile picture?

    • @pastellandscape4286
      @pastellandscape4286 3 роки тому +19

      @@harrydavis5779 Schlatt during this video. I actually have no idea, I did that like 8 years ago I think and I have no clue about that picture lol. ooo spoopy

    • @harrydavis5779
      @harrydavis5779 3 роки тому +10

      @@pastellandscape4286 Hm. Very interesting backstory. Have a good day.

  • @salmon_guts
    @salmon_guts Рік тому +2

    I love it as I watch Schlatt slowly desend into madness, keep up man :]

  • @-Sleepy._.mess-
    @-Sleepy._.mess- 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he went from being so aggressive, to calm. And back to aggressive.

  • @miami_lolz
    @miami_lolz 3 роки тому +3687

    Furniture in Jschlatt’s room: exists
    Jschlatt: *”So, you have chosen death.”*

  • @aaroniks3093
    @aaroniks3093 3 роки тому +892

    Schlatt throwing the Cat-Box genuinely hurt my soul

    • @karlos420
      @karlos420 3 роки тому +31

      Mine too

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +26

      Can we get a widepeeposad for cat-in-the-box?

    • @jasmineburke3466
      @jasmineburke3466 3 роки тому +5

      me too

    • @405vinny
      @405vinny 3 роки тому +12

      Same-
      It was wholesome when he was watching the cat box, but something seemed...
      o f f ...
      aaaand then he threw it so yeah

    • @magnumwaffle
      @magnumwaffle 3 роки тому +1

      shouldn't have gone into comments before I finish the video

  • @ijsynth5383
    @ijsynth5383 3 роки тому +3

    I'm pretty sure Schlatt and his room are the physical manifestation of every person's rage towards video games

  • @jpaulgettyproductions
    @jpaulgettyproductions 2 роки тому +5

    This was the most fucking funny thing I’ve seen at 1:40 in the morning

  • @theboxshpee9760
    @theboxshpee9760 3 роки тому +662

    Cmon guys, its not that awful that he watched so much ASMR, becoming the President of the United States of America is very stressful you know

    • @calcium4851
      @calcium4851 3 роки тому +15

      that asmr isnt stopping him from having mental breakdowns

    • @wonderful.colors_2451
      @wonderful.colors_2451 3 роки тому

      @@calcium4851 i- SHHSGSHD 😀🖐

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 роки тому

      @@calcium4851 that helps to loose stress when he is gonna sleep

  • @lolrewynd
    @lolrewynd 3 роки тому +1617

    Watching people lose their shit with classical music playing in the background is just a whole nother feeling

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 3 роки тому +6

      What song is it

    • @KevinSalazar358
      @KevinSalazar358 3 роки тому +18

      Scriabin Etude op.8 No.12

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 3 роки тому +1

      @@KevinSalazar358 I love you now I can use this song in a video

    • @jacobhartman8702
      @jacobhartman8702 3 роки тому +1

      @@Reaconteur wait what's the song that starts at 8:46

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 3 роки тому

      @@jacobhartman8702 the guy said it up there

  • @BhramaM4334
    @BhramaM4334 3 роки тому +3

    "I eat a$s"
    This words is so deeply emotional yet educating

  • @Shu-uh4rc
    @Shu-uh4rc 2 роки тому +2

    I could watch this man descent into madness for hours

  • @Mortal_Tezer
    @Mortal_Tezer 3 роки тому +13570

    "Watch a youtuber lose his mind for 12 minutes and 12 seconds"

  • @phoebecat7278
    @phoebecat7278 3 роки тому +2217

    so who’s gonna tell schlatt that the green m&m is already dating the brown m&m

    • @emobabie_1302
      @emobabie_1302 3 роки тому +33

      not me :/

    • @evaaa757
      @evaaa757 3 роки тому +87

      ignorance is bliss

    • @michellemm4559
      @michellemm4559 3 роки тому +157

      Who’s also gunna tell wilby about ty e brown m&m....

    • @mushroomwizard1175
      @mushroomwizard1175 3 роки тому +60

      Isn’t the brown m&m a girl? I mean it could be cannon if they are lesbians but it’s not implied.

    • @phoebecat7278
      @phoebecat7278 3 роки тому +126

      @@mushroomwizard1175 yep the company confirmed that they’re lesbians

  • @Kevin-zo8tx
    @Kevin-zo8tx 2 роки тому +2

    This is the most fricking hilarious video I have ever seen 🤣

  • @fredrickfraser1659
    @fredrickfraser1659 2 роки тому +2

    Deranged Killer in Chessie Seaboard Shirt becomes obsessed with Lesbian M&M and has Psychotic Breakdown

  • @mrmagunga2788
    @mrmagunga2788 3 роки тому +1731

    Jschlatt’s yt videos are all just a lead up to a horror movie about him going insane and destroying everything around him

  • @damienmaldonado9212
    @damienmaldonado9212 3 роки тому +1495

    Whenever schlatt has wii in the title you know its going to slowly spiral out of control, its like the Eric Andre show.

    • @woodchuck3550
      @woodchuck3550 3 роки тому +10

      That was my exact thought when he was downing the water. Something you would see Eric Andre do.

    • @jonahm3121
      @jonahm3121 3 роки тому +1

      The eric andre show hastily spirals out of control. The fun part is waiting for it to happen

    • @twogranolabarsandabeer4921
      @twogranolabarsandabeer4921 3 роки тому +2

      He even destroyed a desk like Eric

    • @goodboah1238
      @goodboah1238 3 роки тому +2

      I indulge in that show daily

    • @ceceliareed
      @ceceliareed 3 роки тому

      i’m one minute in and it’s already spiraling down

  • @iwillstabyoutonight4794
    @iwillstabyoutonight4794 2 роки тому +3

    ok is no one gonna talk about how he loves so many 2D characters

  • @TheMissing_Sock
    @TheMissing_Sock 2 роки тому +3

    i never seen a man go through over 100 emotions at once like jschlatt does

  • @Skyman-xb8gt
    @Skyman-xb8gt 3 роки тому +1851

    1:02 His reaction to the fact that he just exposed himself alongside the music in the background is so perfect

    • @ninjabigotes6156
      @ninjabigotes6156 3 роки тому +18

      i'm weirdo and i watch asmr
      :'u

    • @user-wr1iw5ii2h
      @user-wr1iw5ii2h 3 роки тому +15

      @@ninjabigotes6156 Me too but minus the "weird" part.

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 3 роки тому +17

      @@user-wr1iw5ii2h dont believe you

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +20

      @@moonwhooper he’s just an o that watches asmr

    • @user-wr1iw5ii2h
      @user-wr1iw5ii2h 3 роки тому +4

      @@moonwhooper I believe me

  • @no-bn9vp
    @no-bn9vp 3 роки тому +527

    His house is one punch away from falling apart

    • @mythoseros261
      @mythoseros261 3 роки тому +21

      That’s because he built it outta fucking cardboard

    • @xehe3430
      @xehe3430 3 роки тому +1

      @@mythoseros261 LOLL

    • @LuvDuwop
      @LuvDuwop 3 роки тому

      FRRRR

    • @0r30.N1ck
      @0r30.N1ck 3 роки тому

      *inhale* ONE PUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!

  • @Idioticvines
    @Idioticvines 2 роки тому +1

    10:28 this is the 4 stages of fear
    10:28 anxiety
    10:37 shock
    10:41 loathing
    10:53 confusion

  • @four0for
    @four0for 2 роки тому +4

    I come back every once in a while to rewatch his descent into madness

    • @elfiskindaeh
      @elfiskindaeh 2 роки тому +1

      And it's always funny somehow

  • @emilyh4460
    @emilyh4460 3 роки тому +2809

    are we gonna ignore all the asmr he’s watched

  • @TheReeceG21
    @TheReeceG21 3 роки тому +1446

    The more Schlatt’s facial hair grows the more he looks like Nacho Libre.

    • @Dolphinio
      @Dolphinio 3 роки тому +24

      From the 2006 movie Nacho Libre?

    • @reddet.stories
      @reddet.stories 3 роки тому +24

      this is a Nacho Libre I Am I Am featuring Nacho Libre from the 2006 film Nacho Libre moment

    • @ContactDeadAhead
      @ContactDeadAhead 3 роки тому +9

      he looks like he time traveled from 1860 after killing the president

    • @android8443
      @android8443 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @brigwals7968
      @brigwals7968 3 роки тому

      Bruh hes logan from Wolverine

  • @pagewhitson3847
    @pagewhitson3847 3 роки тому +2

    The pure joy on his face when the cat takes the coin is adorable

  • @ariceoofaus8251
    @ariceoofaus8251 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Schlatt was so happy to see the cat take the coin- and then he just yeeted it

  • @christianjones2017
    @christianjones2017 3 роки тому +928

    I was genuinely upset when the cat died. On the other hand, he was robbing Schlatt...

    • @hobodude1692
      @hobodude1692 3 роки тому +6

      @Panzerkampfwagen VI why are you in the comments before you watch it 😐

    • @rhodadapat-mariscal4545
      @rhodadapat-mariscal4545 3 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @judehidoshi3473
      @judehidoshi3473 3 роки тому

      nobs just watch it

    • @ranya5072
      @ranya5072 3 роки тому

      that’s the secret, he acts all cute and takes your money

    • @Mystery-pd6jc
      @Mystery-pd6jc 3 роки тому

      It genuinely surprised me, especially because the music went back to normal. Is he ok.

  • @thebiscuitbutterer1802
    @thebiscuitbutterer1802 3 роки тому +680

    I haven’t had a single piece of chocolate since the *Great Hershey Park Massacre of 1998,* when Schlatt brutally choclified each mascot within their own mesh costumes.

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 3 роки тому +14

      I was there. I saw it happen with my own eyes. I'll never ride the sooper dooper looper after that day

    • @josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190
      @josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190 3 роки тому +8

      The way he saved the green M&M for last. The way he... oh god. Oh god the Green M&M. Oh dear lord, why?!

    • @dunkystunkyfunkybarnes284
      @dunkystunkyfunkybarnes284 3 роки тому +4

      Ngl this sounds like an SCP story

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 3 роки тому +1

      @Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains oh was that during that short period of time were hershey entertainment and mars candy merged?

    • @marspandas
      @marspandas 3 роки тому +3

      I was there, I was on the cat and mouse ride when it happened, I saw it from above, I’ll never be the same.

  • @hristonaydenov6130
    @hristonaydenov6130 2 роки тому +1

    Legit one of the funniest dudes to have ever blessed UA-cam with their presence.

  • @theeorphanslayer429
    @theeorphanslayer429 3 роки тому +1

    Jschlatt: *misses a toss*
    *DESTROYS HIS ENTIRE FILM ROOM*

  • @brenneneshleman9547
    @brenneneshleman9547 3 роки тому +1976

    Schlatt: "I don't watch Gibi ASMR"
    Me: remembers that Lunch Club clip of Schlatt watching army ASMR

    • @mono.isgtds
      @mono.isgtds 3 роки тому +69

      “Sometimes you watch it for the plot”.

    • @SavvaOsipov
      @SavvaOsipov 3 роки тому +2

      can you show me the clip plz

    • @brenneneshleman9547
      @brenneneshleman9547 3 роки тому +3

      @@SavvaOsipov here you go! ua-cam.com/video/JYwrLx_qYrw/v-deo.html 21:40

    • @papichulo4171
      @papichulo4171 3 роки тому +1

      @@brenneneshleman9547 Thank you

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 3 роки тому

      @@brenneneshleman9547 I first thought you were talking about the bts army bruh

  • @anastasiosnikas7252
    @anastasiosnikas7252 3 роки тому +593

    He has come so far in a year, from gay catholic to gym bro... this man has unlimited range.

  • @kirboli
    @kirboli 2 роки тому +1

    that start song made me cry

  • @GrizzlyGanstaGamer69
    @GrizzlyGanstaGamer69 Рік тому +2

    That Frag sponsor tho 😂

  • @jamesreagan8175
    @jamesreagan8175 3 роки тому +782

    Title: Jschlatt has a mental breakdown after losing to candy characters at a beach party

    • @wtfer3631
      @wtfer3631 3 роки тому +2

      I sure love watching a grown man get mad over a literal game including chocolates

  • @kitchenroam1509
    @kitchenroam1509 3 роки тому +886

    schlatt: im good at ring toss
    Dramatic music: *starts playing*
    me: I've got a bad feeling about this.

    • @CadillacDeVilledElegance
      @CadillacDeVilledElegance 3 роки тому +3

      It's just, a feeling I have.
      He's beginning to feel like a rap god.

    • @landonito4616
      @landonito4616 3 роки тому +3

      Decent into insanity music

    • @maplestorylegend3851
      @maplestorylegend3851 3 роки тому +2

      whats the music called??

    • @atherismagic4639
      @atherismagic4639 3 роки тому +11

      @@maplestorylegend3851 The first piece is Scriabin etude op 2 no 1, and the second is scriabin etude op 8 no 12 :)

    • @xxQuickShotzx2
      @xxQuickShotzx2 3 роки тому

      @@atherismagic4639 god bless

  • @theartistofunkown4908
    @theartistofunkown4908 2 роки тому +1

    10:56
    Jschlatt used:[LITERAL ANXIOUS RAGE]

  • @mx.benzedrine
    @mx.benzedrine 19 днів тому

    Schlit's reaction to the autoplayed song and then defending himself while the song was playing in the background always makes me kick my feet and giggle.

  • @0subsWith0vidsChallenge
    @0subsWith0vidsChallenge 3 роки тому +795

    When you realize that Schlatt broke his whole computer and desk over a M&M's game.

    • @hobodude1692
      @hobodude1692 3 роки тому +51

      Just a normal jschlatt video nothing out of the ordinary here

    • @theyusane668
      @theyusane668 3 роки тому +15

      well he did say he took steroids

    • @mochiminu_116
      @mochiminu_116 3 роки тому

      Didn't you hear, he started lifting weights

  • @Polarbear-to8ic
    @Polarbear-to8ic 3 роки тому +606

    Jschaltt just causually mentions how he is taking steroids and that's why he is so angry all the time

  • @anubis7782
    @anubis7782 2 роки тому

    keep up the good work my man

  • @JasperHuskyFox
    @JasperHuskyFox 2 роки тому +1

    Love that CSX Locomotive shirt, a c40-8 I believe

  • @holly2376
    @holly2376 3 роки тому +2534

    schlatt: "I swear I don't watch gibi asmr"
    me: **looks at gibi's videos in my recommended** me neither schlatt, me neither

    • @jan-hu2yr
      @jan-hu2yr 3 роки тому +5

      Ok

    • @jan-hu2yr
      @jan-hu2yr 3 роки тому +1

      @@turtleman7504 Ok👍

    • @Sav.W0
      @Sav.W0 2 роки тому +58

      This dude had three videos of her in his recommended one of them was fully watched-

    • @thebrog1331
      @thebrog1331 2 роки тому +4

      Neither do I 100%

    • @thespacementv1506
      @thespacementv1506 2 роки тому +3

      Who????

  • @CooliusCaesar
    @CooliusCaesar 3 роки тому +387

    Everyone laughs at Schlatt for calling the green M&M "Red M&M" but that just shows you how destructive colorblindness could be in your life.

  • @elizabethgrace_752
    @elizabethgrace_752 2 роки тому +2

    The yellow m&m during volleyball

  • @SOFTWAREERR0R404
    @SOFTWAREERR0R404 Рік тому +3

    11:39 I LAUGHED SO HARD MY HOUSEHOLD THOUGHT I WAS MOANING