THE WORST WII GAME YET.
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- Schlatt monkeys around for twenty minutes
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Monkey Mischief Party Time is the worst Wii game ever made. That's it, that's the whole description. - Ігри
Schlatt: “Lets make a monkey!”
Everyone: **Nervous Sweating**
*Tutorial shows black child*
@@Its_Me_Romano we love blatant racism
Its_Me_Romano _ haha funny racist joke mmmmm 😎
@@thuggrville I'm glad ot make you laugh ma nigga
@@Its_Me_Romano uh
i love how he said "you dont want to see me lose control", which implies he was in control the whole time prior to that
When?
@@mrbuttons8492 The entire vid before that sentance
Mr Buttons
12:50
Ray thanks
Mr Buttons
you’re welcome
He so naturally went and plugged in a new keyboard after demolishing the other one which makes me think he has done this so much that it is just normal for him to destroy his keyboards.
Fr I fuckin lost it 💀 I just imagine him havin a stack next to him or sth
@@jojoseamy Bro this is just the first instance of him breaking his keyboard there are so many videos after this one where he breaks them for minute things he legitimately has a stack of working keyboards just so he can break them lamo.
@@LT-xc9cs Omg💀💀💀
They may be cheap tho
@@Soelmo- lamo my point wasn’t that his habit of breaking keyboards is expensive it’s just that it is funny how he casually breaks keyboards in anger.
I would be terrified to even be an object in that room.
if youre a woman its kind of unavoidable
@@user-hx5mf6lb5s OMG JESUS CHILL- a women
@@user-hx5mf6lb5s LMFAOOOO PLEASE
@@user-hx5mf6lb5s as a person that's bestie is a girl I can just throw her like I do to my niece
After I get pissed I can’t break anything so I just punch my knees until they hurt then I stare into space and I’m ok
He isn’t thinking about anything. He’s too angry to think
Ya and he also broke his keyboard lol
No thoughts Head angry
An_Annoying_Cat This fucking episode is the funniest i’ve seen from him because of how much he rages
"Thinking about Travis."
OHH
That took a moment
😏
He ruined my ability to say "monkey" in a non offensive way.
i’m slow
p o y o
Every time he wears a sweater that looks vintage, I wonder who he scammed to get it.
he said that he ha a ebay trick were he puts a bet than gets his alt acount to pay a absurd amount of money than not pay it so it automaticley go's to his main acount
@@TheLegendOfRed22 yikes
@@TheLegendOfRed22 that's fucking genius
@@TheLegendOfRed22 He actually said he super low balls the price, and then pays the list price on his alt. Same end result, but less scummy
@@colorbar.s you act like he wouldn’t be completely genius to do that, like you wouldn’t do it yourself.. lmfao you don’t have to act like a perfect goddess who never sins, its a genius idea
Imagine being a child and this is the only game you have to play.
I'd rather die of boredom
i’d rather die.
i’d rather .
i’d .
I had this game when I was 7 or so. I had other games, but they’re also shovelware. I did have a few Mario games, though.
“Thinking about gunning down an innocent monkey in the Cincinnati Zoo on May 28th, 2016”
Oh g o d
Oh N o
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED-
Fractal you mean the day that the world started going to shit?
Olivia Ruffner Insert image of Hillary killing Harambe with shotgun
When will schlatt learn he’s to close to the sensor bar
Never
What he doesn't know can't hurt him
@@emuky7608 it can hurt his keyboard tho
11:48 When will schlatt learn how move the wii remote in a circle
too* (the first to)
When he smashed the keyboard, only then did I choose to ask the question, "why are there timbs hanging from the ceiling by method of WiiMote?"
cause they took the baby away
@@ascendedcat260 comedy gold
Or
"Why does he have a hammer on standby?
Same
Cause his Timbs are his true children
Markiplier: *smashes his controller on his table and throws it at the wall because of a piece of bread*
Schlatt: *BRINGS OUT A FUCKING HAMMER BECAUSE HIS MONKEY CHARACTER WONT MOVE but also implies that this is not the first keyboard suffering from his rage*
Arasiel Reeves go watch a tribute to Mario Kart, specifically, 1:49
Bro schlatt’s keyboard kill count is like 50
It’s called a power move.
If schlatt doesn’t smash the everloving fuck out of a keyboard is it even a real jschlatt video
Schlatt's neutral special is smashing a keyboard, this is simply a regular state of affairs
As soon as he said “I’m gonna make a mii monkey” I sweated
IKR also he never made it brown or its hair brown because there would be people upset over it even though that's just how monkeys look
"Young man abuses monkeys for 19 minutes straight with hung Timbs"
Young?
I'm pretty sure the monkeys are abusing him at this point
Sounds like something you'd hear from Florida tbh
Why do you have a music tag on your channel when you have 80 subs?
Arnold I am a music producer, so I requested it online by cross referencing my other music related sites. As long as you can back it up, it isn’t difficult to get the official artist tag on your channel
I love how he just has a bunch of spare keyboards for the computer in the background
who doesnt?
I still can’t comprehend how this is the same guy that called minx for atleast four hours on a twitch stream and asked her countless times to show her cake
Cake as in pastry or ass?
@@ghostie7776 pastry tf kind of cakes are you eating
@@emmaoloughlin1771 sorry i didn't word it correctly, english is not my main language
It says “Basic reading ability is required”
But you can’t see that
If you can’t read
Who Needs Weapons I Have A Snake it’s big brain time
Last time I was this early yuto was still a fetus
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about dead, abused or dying monkeys"
Thinkin of hippos in skirts
Who here wants to kick some monkeys?
@@keythrow1371 I wanna grab it by its tail and swing it against the bars.
Thinking of emoji m
"Thinking about resupplying my stash of keyboards"
u just brought back vivid memories of when my aunts boyfriend used to put this on for me and just leave me in a room to play it all day so my family could watch movies
Child abuse
Jamie Wise yeah im fucked up wbk
Schlatt: “You don’t wanna see me lose control... you don’t wanna see that”
1 minute later: Destroys keyboard with hammer
The viewers: “Oh I think we’ve seen you lose control before.”
I appreciate that Schlatt came prepared with a second keyboard, knowing full well there was a very high chance he would just goddamn obliterate that first one.
dave man he’s broken so many fucking keyboards dude he broke one in this and he broke one in a tribute to Mario kart
iirc he has a DOS computer? over there so that could well be a keyboard he uses
Don't forget the Wii remote as well.
I'm pretty sure that computer over there exists only to be destroyed in a fit if rage
When you realize that schlatt could've avoided all this if he wasn't so close to the sensor
*nerdy voice* well actually the sensor is in the wiimote so he can’t get away from it
@@Suzumi-kun no. The sensor is not the same as the mii motion plus.
Lizzy Studios / ᗰIᑎᑌᔕ I was on about the black bar, which is literally a row of lights for the wiimote to pick up
Suzumi-kun the tv sensor
It’s more funny though
the whole game looks like it was animated in ms paint
Rhyming mechanics timestamps for future me
4:50 Rocking and Rolling Monkey
6:27 Crazy Bucking Rhino
9:32 Stealin' Steak
10:33 Hurling Hippo Divas
14:47 Hairy Houdini
16:35 Monkey Masterpiece
oh? How is future you doing?
“Thinking about brutally slaughtering monkeys.”
"Thinking about HIV"
"Thinking about jacking off and pissing on a monkey's face."
aren’t we all
Thinking about Traves
Thinking about Traves
They call him "Hammer Time" because back in 2020 he brutally slaughtered an innocent keyboard
about 15 to be exact
Nah maybe at least near 28
14:05 when my wifes bf wont let me have dessert
stormypotato835 ikr I hate when he doesn’t let me have dessert
Wait, wifes boyfriend?
@@evanv7420 yes
Is his name Jared by any chance?
@William shakeQueer is his last name Fogle by any chance
Poofesure: Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE
Nicro: Zelda Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE
Schlatt: Luigi Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE
ah yes the wii motion remote gang its all here
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about limericks”
I was so fucking confused when I saw your avatar
whos the real one
@@AngstyPrinceswagnes neither of us
“Thinking About Jumping Off A Bridge”
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “Feeling lost, thinking about Robert Frost”
Underrated
lmaoo
This is golden
@@emuky7608 that could've been unintentional, but I'm glad it was said
jachlatt transforms into poofesure colorized
Finally, someone else that thought the same thing, lol
I was thinking the same thing💀💀💀💀
finally someone said it
YES
let's play a game called : whats schlatt hanging from his ceiling today
“Brutally murders his keyboard”
Schlatt: “hey guys sorry about that”
\\\ T̴h̷e̷D̵e̶m̴o̴n̵s̶O̵f̷D̴e̵a̷n̶ /// $40 bit that went too far
... when?
RIP the model M
@@natemoonr9657 tbh i dont think that was a bit...
"not two in one day schlatt not two in one day"
i like that he specified he was the red crosshair in the fruit throwing game as if we couldn't already tell by how shaky it is
Aye, little ol' schlazzy is getting older and needs medical attention
They call him shaky schlatt
Hazel Moore they call him shaky mc’bones
AimbotArrow5 they call him Michael J. Fox
Shhhh he’s very sensitive abt his Parkinson’s
Seeing Schlatt rage over a children’s party game involving monkeys is one of the best things I’ve seen recently
im just imagining him after the video slowly picking up all the individual keys in silence
I love how he says “Not two in a row” when breaking his keyboard. Implying that he has already done it multiple times, and he always have an extra spare for that case.
Watch "a tribute to mario kart" at 1:49
@@cogwheel5979 don't forget he destroyed Madden 09' at the end of a Scott the Woz video
Rajj
sans6498 it took me a second to figure out what the fuck you were talking about
Jschlatt pulling out the second keyboard after demolishing the first one has so much Saturday morning cartoon energy, I can't even
He even plugs it in so politely
I like to think he has a whole stack of them just so he can replace them every time he breaks one
@@jasbep4118 i think the first purpose of the keyboard was to advertise nordvpn in a clever way.. idk, smashing them seems like a way more better purpose
That moment is peak comedy for me
i heard the monkey noises and grunts and i was just like "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH VINESAUCE"
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
uhm what- that doesn’t even make sense for what the video is- he’s just playing the wii-
@@willowsaplings it's a meme, look at a video of his
Genuinely can’t tell if he’s raging for a bit or if he’s actually pissed off
I think it's a good mix of both
*you can never tell*
ChanTheMan52 both
All of the above
He has spare keyboards on deck, I assume it's for a bit.
Why are the boots hanging get that child back up there he deserves it.
Hang the game
Im 666th like
my timbs tony my timbs
*HANG THE GAME*
battlecat 15 what’s it like living in 2016
14:25
"Almost lost my cool there."
I can’t believe all of smptwt is getting offended over that diva hippo joke, twitter is so unbelievably sensitive sometimes wtf
so true. so many whiny kids "oH yOu cAnT sAy tHat" for god sake, the man makes racist jokes, murder jokes and even 9/11 jokes but one rape joke is WAY too far. smh
Really?
people on twitter are defending a fucking hippo now? oh my god
@@charlottegibson6148 a fictional hippo, mind you
I haven’t even started and I already know i am gonna have a stroke watching this
It is tradition
Yes
It is tradition
You have 69 likes rn I don’t want to ruin it but just know that I like this comment
as per usual
Does Schlatt just keep a stack of keyboards under his desk in case he destroys the one on camera?
Yes
He's prepared for the worst!
And you're telling me you don't?
I have a bin in my closet with keyboards in it so I don’t break the one I’m using
Nah he really likes keyboards
I would love to see a video of you just trying to repair all of the stuff you’ve broken (keyboards, wiimotes, desks, etc.)
1:22 "published by activision"
me: (screams in world of warcraft player)
While it is painful to watch a grown man struggle with a children's game, it is also very entertaining to watch him go through mankind's basic emotion; angree
Ah yes, 'angree', the basic emotion of mankind.
Yes, i do angree
8:12 Schlatt experiences a violent outburst with a hammer. The last time that happened was in 1993 and 4 people were left dead. Please Schlatt, don't go near any hammers from now on.
Cheetah 14:05 is a better example
Cheeto
the raw anger felt at 14:05 was legitimately scary
When he hit the keyboard I went from😂 to 😳
*”monkey mischief will put me 6 feet under”*
- Schlatt 2020
Schlatt tomorrow: *thinking about being 6 feet under*
Schlatt in community tab tomorrow: "thinking about iambic pantameters"
thinking about captain kirk
Thinking about Hippo Divas
"I purchased something off eBay that I think is the most interesting thing I've seen in months!"
0:11- _there is literally a Timb committing suicide using a Wii remote_
While the child looks at it at a distance.
now, how many likes would it take for schlatt to do a full run of this game. At least 1st place once in every gamemode.
Bro you should go to one of those “break rooms” where it’s just a room full of cheap dollar store glass plates and computers it also has weapons to tear the shit up
Juicestin League but it’s just full of baby monkeys
@@grippped1375 holy fuck
The fact that he just has a replacement keyboard makes me wonder if that’s the only time he’s smashed one out of rage 😂
I'm assuming he has a pile just in case
It's not a replacement keyboard. He also has a old monitor. I think he has a old PC.
he’s a old pc fan, so he probably has a old ibm mechanical keyboard.
@@trackstar1337 I swear by buckling spring keyboards. and yes, i do have a pile of replacements.
@@jschlattLIVEhow do you fit so many under your desk?
14:21 i like how he just replaces his keyboard after he destroys the other one lol
7:53 is a beautiful scene when you just close your eyes and imagine
I was expecting this to work for like, 5 seconds, but it just keeps on going
MuchPotato I am in bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.
No one else is curious as to why Schlatt just has a hammer chilling right next to him? I mean I'm not judging, a man can have his kinks.
No that was probably the sledgehammer he used to kill seven kids in 1993
Novet and the hostage he used
He has a hammer for the same reason he has spare keyboards on hand of the same old keyboard.
8:12
What about the shoes?
"Basic reading ability needed"
They can't read how can they know
Edit: why do all my comments on Jschlatt's videos get 1k+ likes they are trash comments
idunno anymore yo. That’s fax.
Well if they don't then idunno anymore.
I'm sorry I don't know what your saying, I can't read.
Sorry, I can't read.
idunno anymore
Read sorry can’t I
I love how he never figured out that he was moving the controller to fast for the game to register
Bro that tutorial was so good, when he said “Luigiiiiiiii” i felt that😔✊
He actually got the mutton chops I'm crying he looks like a 1840s suicidal poet
i fr thought he ate mutton chops for the first time. but when i saw he looked different, it hit me. bruh im still in shock
Civil War General lookin ass
shartedandpeepee I thought the same when he posted that tweet. I just wanna go in a corner an cry.
Y'all really thought he was talking about food?? I already accepted doom when he was talking about getting muttonchops
I have a friend that had those mutton chops a couple years ago. It takes a certain kind of guy to have those
schlatt: “these hippos bouta make me act up”
Where did you get your profile picture from I keep seeing different variations of them everywhere
Sarah Sarah lego star wars video game though i was meaning to change it
15:05 I laughed harder than I should've...
Bahahah
Pick up the coconut pick up the coconut *destroys keyboard with hammer* *dies inside*. That is why i love u schlatt
Mans really recording while his shoes are committing suicide in the back
*he hanged boots*
A.T YeeT oh yeah like that monkey from dora
reminds me of baby yuto
This is the first time I've seen Schlatt like actually raging
Baby raging
You havent seen shit
Imagine being in a nuclear bunker for 40 years and this is the only game you managed to scavenge.
14:05 when the spy from the team based shooter game (team fortress the 2nd) saps your sentry
It honestly scares me how schlatt goes from being calm, snaps and breaks the keyboard and then instantly snaps back to carefully installing a new keyboard. It resembles a serial killer.
Remember 1999?
@@vostroyanseventeenth Bizarre Summer
@@Garbo_trashcan Where he committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place, but don't tell anyone!
@@vostroyanseventeenth We dont speak of 1999... no one is to speak of that year...
@@lucius6020 Jschlatt didn't leave anyone alive to talk about it.
Schlatt reminds me of my dad, very violent, hits hard and easy to rage because of his alcohol addiction
Will Wellsfry as he wears a Budweiser shirt
F
Haha, same
when he made the baby vid I can't imagine his neighbors reactions hearing him whisper "the baby's actually hanging" "The baby hung himself- HaHhHAhHHahHahHHhHah"
This is so cool that jshlatt is literally one of the only UA-cams who plays Wii and actually gets views
Can’t believe he absolutely slaughter that keyboard in front of my eyes
When he said he'd make a monkey mii I was SO WORRIED
Kawaii Desu-chan joe Rogan 2.0 Hulk Hogan
Same
same
I thought he was going to make a black me
Mean penquin 93 5 so your black then what up my nigggggga
Actually appalled by the fact that this game was published by Activision.
I wasn't surprised
umm I agree, it’s much better than their other games
umm how are you surprised. It’s Activison
They also made shrek super slam and shark tales for the gameboy sp. They have made a lot of shitty games.
The bane of boomers
They’ve been producing shovelware since the 90s lol.
Tbh around 8:23 I was waiting for schlatt to trade places with the boots
I want a "how to be an e-bay scam artist" tutorial
Seeing schlatt destroy that keyboard makes me start wondering if he actually killed someone
Raluck T The mutton chop look he’s got going on really doesn’t help his case either
Thinking about not paying taxes since 2004
He said he has, why would a man lie on the internet
@@bobo8127 oh god oh frick
when he said he killed someone in 1999, take that with a grain of salt
“Music make you lose control” guess that applies to him now
a p p l i e s
Emily King A P P L E
@@mr.cheesecake1623 P E N
@@lamalonmon8625 I S
@@lamalonmon8625 P I N E A P P L E
Munkey mischief hardens the soul
I’ve been liking these videos lately. Love you babe 💕
I give credit to schlatt’s wiki page who’s constantly updating “what they call him”
Michael Font link this to me now
Xantis smplive.fandom.com/wiki/Jschlatt
I like how gay is just listed as one of them
Aidan Gibson
Lmao one nickname is just... *gay*
His article is a good 3x longer than any others
All I can imagine is schlatt having to clean all that up after the recording and it pains me on the inside
Imagine Schlatt just sweeping while whistling, whistle while you work.
I'm imagining him crawling back and forth across the floor in mute resignation, quietly picking up the scattered keycaps.
I saw him drink his soda and I skipped ahead ten seconds and the pure fear I felt watching him annihilate the keyboard is immeasurable.
NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MONKEY WITH THE KNIFE! 3:50
I like how everyone just thinks “oh no” to themselves every time before clicking on a Schlatt video.
Mhm yup
LITERALLY
It's usually not just a "Oh no" but a, "Oh fuck, oh holy shit, oh shit. Oh fuck. He uploaded a new video, oh fuck, oh no, oh holy no, please stop, oh shit." I mean it's just a thought, but I agree.
nope
*oh no*
can’t believe he actually took the advice for mutton chops
😔
What a chad
im distraught
Are they mutton chops or friendly mutton chops?
William Jeffery He’s got the stache still too so I’d say they’re friendly mutton chops
E: I guess it’s not connected tho so it’s debatable
When will Shlatt find out that Logan was supposed to be female Carson
Dancing till you drop dead?
May I remind you that this has actually happened in the past
It's called the Dancing Plague of 1518, where reportedly 15 people were kicking the bucket each day at some point in the city of Strasbourg
alternative title: angry new yorker fails at playing a monkey game on the wii while murdering old keyboards
did he hang his fucking timbs
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@@fauhwn yes, yes he did
He’s from montana
@@jacobthompson5404 his cap and timbs say otherwise
The loading screen on this game looks like it was animated in scratch
It looks like a Nick jr flash game loading screen.
no, if it was scratch it would actually be smooth
ninjacat230 look at my scratch games from 5th grade
oh shit
I like how the graphics are terrible, even for the wii
I can hear him dying inside every time he reads the instructions
schlatt loudly saying "HOWS IT GOIN BOYS" was the last thing I expected when i clicked this and i am now a little creeped out
LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I HAD TO REPLAY IT
*We see here the slow descent of this man into madness*
how is this in any way or form slow the man became a goddamn psycho in 20 minutes time
@@jordankortsinoglou4481 He's been descending since 1845
Can't get any deeper
@@roinymphornithorynque3282 and that's why she left you for a black guy
@@jeff09_ Time for a renacted 19th century
My grandparents bought my sister and I this game when I was 8. This game is absolute hell from the broken-ass mechanics to the horrendous music and sound effects. I remember when the disc got scratched, and everything worked as shitty as normal, but the first four seconds of the music looped infinitely on the main menu.
just seeing that room leaves me with so many questions