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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2020
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Friends in the video:
@AltrivePlus
@24FramesOfNick
@CallMeCarson
@Charborg
@JawshYT
@ModestCube
@SwaggerSouls
@twomad
@Slimecicle
@traves
@TedNivison
The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and Slimecicle and Twomad and Quackity and Ted Nivison and Charborg and Traves and Altrive (aka Among Us player Pikmin 4) draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. New to the mix in this video is SwaggerSouls and some Patently Stupid product pitches. Dream makes many appearances! DREAM! Do you hear that, 15 year old girls? DWEAM! Also, the May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway" Incident is discussed. Or is actually just a picture of a McDonald's Happy Meal sitting in the back of a car? - Ігри
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uh oh the bots are coming
schlatt is my dad
@@bloobuwu1199 sexy men
hi schlatt :D
I don’t like acknowledging that Schlatt has a house outside his recording room, scares me
barely started the video when i read this and i nearly fell down the stairs
It’s a all a set he lives on the set of family guy
he lives jn a shipping container
He lives alongside 10 BIG HOT MEN
@@colinwobbler1493 that actually sounds kinda cash, might go find myself a shipping container later
The sheer terror in schlatt's voice when he got rickrolled killed me
@Alastor33 23:21
we got rickrolled by proxy
How can we believe anything ManScape says without video evidence Shlatt. We want pictures Shlatt. Don’t be late.
The terror in everyone's voice when they read "Pigger"
how did altrive do that doe?
Everyone else sponsored by Manscaped: *using euphemisms like "down there" and "your jewels"*
Schlatt: dick and balls
hey, he's not wrong for it
According to google translate, the Latin at 30:37 translates to
Now I have a great lack of milk for you, my son
Wait, did you take the comment I made a month ago, or did we have the same thought. Because I'm fine with the latter, happy even, that someone had the same idea as me. That, at one point in time, I might have flourished in the knowledge that someone encapsulated the same thought into the vein of my ideas, in this brief chemical reaction called life. If it's the former I still be fine, but then I'll probably laugh my ass off that someone decided to take the time to, take my ideas, MY Moronic, Imbecilic ideas and transform them into a slightly similar UA-cam comment. It's quite funny, either way if you think about it.
@@rockystudios9710 what
@@lindholmaren I think bro had a stroke while typing💀
@@hopeltRains 💀💀
I took Latin for years and all I got from that was “You don’t have a lot of your milk, child”😭
At this point we could just make a Pokémon game with all those Schlatt
PFFFFF YES
Schlattmon
Yes.
I CHOOSE YOU SCHLATTCHU
I appreciate you using the correct plural for “Schlatt.” Lost of people say: “Schlatts,” and it is very ignorant of them. You are what we need more of in this world.
How does Jawsh, a true gamer, have a more distinct artstyle than most artists I've seen recently.
he always makes the best brainlets, cuz hes seen quite a few
True comedian
Because a lot of modern "artists" just spit out the same calarts style lmao
It’s *BECAUSE* he’s a true gamer.
I love his art style. It’s funny.
6:02 I freaking love how the “very small man” bounces around when they flip the image 😭😭
watching this after hearing about what happened to twomad is wild
The Heaven's Stairway incident is a horrific accident where an oil tanker crashed in the rain in the intersection of a road, coating roughly 24 people in oil, causing them to float in the air and eventually fall to their deaths...
FAKE LORE. FAKE LORE. The oil tanker was taken from some reposting nerd on reddit. No, people started rising because of the oil in the pores of their skin and their body fat. It's only a matter of time until the rain reaches you.
Star Wars canon vs Legends be like
Stop spreading fake news.
How in tf is that possible I just don't understand how that is possible!!!! Can someone plz tell me
@@j3ss3_g68 Because what really happened it's that because of the oil in their pores and skin people started flying when it started raining.
“I like that you know the names of my antidepressants.” Oof that’s too sad
Time stamp? :o
@@Yesuis3 5:27
Yeah you got your Lexapro, your Prozac, your Zoloft, and your Celexa.
@@loganeasley4343 oh! don't forget effexor, wellbutrin, and if none of those help, you might even need lithium.
@@loganeasley4343 Prozac gang where you at
the ENTIRE carson thing aged like a fine glass of milk
literal foreshadowing
The cheating..
The little girl..
@@nathan9901 carson wasn’t a pedo tho
Eh, not really
can't believe how carson turned into callmecrugson 😔
I’m not ironically saying this. Josh genuinely has an art style that makes it clear he drew it.
All great artists have it. What can I say. I mean you know when it's a Van Gogh Painting right?
Everyone playing Champed Up in nutshell:
"I don't who I am, I don't know why I'm here, I only know that I'm here to draw *Alternate Dimension Schlatt"*
*schlagg has joined the chat*
Champed up is now basically Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (Jschlatt Edition)
Into the Schlatt-Verse
*Smagg has entered the chat*
The hobbit Desolation of Schaug
I’m entirely convinced someone could make a Pokémon mod with just variations of Schlagg
Lol
I’d love it
Someone do it
Going to do this right now
Pikaschlu schwuirtle schlarmander bulbaschlaur
32:44 that shit had my dying of laughter for a minute straight
m o m s d e a d t h e m a s s c h e e k s p a r t e d
35:13 is my favorite moment of the whole vid. juat that pause before twomad goes off
You do you think you are pigger?
i just see a happy meal in the back seat of a car, i don't understand
Neither do I
I don't get the joke
@@chrisguy5311 No joke, only Happy Meal.
@@DCGMatthew1 I don't see it then my bad homie
Thank you Charborg for telling us about this happy meal in the back seat of a car that is confusing you
Alternate tittle : Schlatt suffers with rip-offs and jawsh's art being scaryily accurate
That could be the title of any jackbox video they’re both in honestly
@@occasionalfan-content4771 fair point. Everyjacbox video : Schlatt suffers
Swaggersouls unironically has a good voice for presentations. Like an infomercial
Lol you're right 😂
23:28
Crazy Dave when the zombies get into the house
schlatt: i dont want to disclose my state of residence
also schlatt: *wears a giants hat, hates new jersey, has an accent, is part of the italian mafia, is a schleroin addict*
a real new yank yorkie
Off topic but does anyone know the outro song? It sounds catchy and I’d like to listen to it.
obviously he lives in Seattle
Wears timberlands
He wears a Yankee's hat, the Giants logo is completely different
I love how there's just dead silence for a couple of seconds at 19:35, and how it's broken by nick's lone violent laugh.
That is helluva laugh
Lucario pfp huh
Well it seems Schlatts drawing of Carson getting cheated on wasn’t too far from truth
30:46 the english translation for the latin is “I have a great lack of milk for you, my son” according to google
Schlatt: *getting canceled on Twitter for the third time this month*
Schlatt: c h amp io n tim e
again???? what did he do this time
@@mocndu something about hood Twitter
@@mocndu ✨said something racist/something risky✨
@@Ningzbonvon what? :O
@@mocndu made a racist joke.
Carson's entire brand at this point is just the fact that he isn't Dream
You mean dream isn't him, I'm just supposing tho idk who tf dream is and idgf
@@Angellance7 I mean, okay buddy.
@@jonesjobs4657 lmao mans is pressed on behalf of someone else
@@Angellance7 Lmao if you knew who Dream was, you'd understand why the joke is Carson isn't Dream, instead of Dream isn't Carson.
@@okokok.mp4 Can you actually explain the joke I really dont get it and Ive watched both of them.
Schlatta Carson joke did NIT age well
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PIGGER"
Gets me every time
“I like the fact you know the name of my antidepressant.”
That was lowkey worrying
I love the fact that I saw lexapro and paused to comment because I was like wait I’m switching to that lmaooo
@@timothykock6799 Why? Carson's pretty transparent with his struggles with mental health, so if anything it shows he trusts Schlatt enough to confide in him about stuff like that, and Schlatt's clearly paid attention to him.
@@extremistgarchomp4950 that's fair, but I didn't know he was still taking them, that's all
nobody is talking about it
Charlie: “YOU ALWAYS GO WITH GAY ON THE LAST BAR!”
Schlatt: “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”
second reply pog?
Third reply pog?
Fourth reply Pog?
fifth reply pog?
Fifth reply pog?
10:05 BLOOD SCHLEL ALWAYS GETS ME
The depressing part about this is the reminder that I need friends to actually have fun playing .
"Small man who won in claims court" VS "Small man who lost in claims court" was the funniest thing since "Relief"
Heh
@@cameronclark5044 I laughed so hard at This reply and don’t know why
@@pixelfish3395 i laughed so hard at THIS reply and dont know why
@@PeetaPan1 I laughed so hard at *THIS* reply and don’t know why
@@piethedye3948 i laughed so hard at T H I S reply and i dont know why
It was my birthday
It was, but not anymore.
sup
Happ
happy birthday :)
I hope you had a terrible day
The Callmecarson and Dream bit has aged like British wine, god damn
Who watching this after twomad overdosed. RIP
Jschlatt is the only man who can convince me he’s gay and straight at the same time
two words: bi
@@SpartanFunnyProyect but without the bisexual energy
He's got the gay and straight energy but somehow not bi
This man is a mystery
@@Bsperry no he's a UA-camr 😐 he's not gay or bi he's just some funny guy on youtube
He's not even half gay half straight... He doesnt even seem bi... He just.. Seems gay... And straight... At the same time...
@furomae impossible
4:31 I'm VERY angry that they had this prompt and missed the opportunity for "Schlott machine"
Hey man, be an entrepreneur. Take an opportunity and draw it.
Be the change you want to see in the world
Bunger
I'm going to crush bunger beneath my boots
I’m going to crush bunger beneath my boots
21:36 foreshadowing
The girl in question was 2 years younger than carson 😱😱😱😱😱
@@smellprophet6606 it was a joke 😱😱😱😱😱
@@Shamger413 oh okay 😱😱😱😱😱
Rip twomad
only schlatt would upload a vid while he is in the middle of getting cancelled on twitter. his power
Unfazed asf😭
they doin it again? lmaoooo
@@dreww304 YESS💀
Why this time lol
lmfao what's the reason now
i am absolutely terrified of how jawsh can draw any meme character with almost perfect accuracy. he's insane
As we all know, jawsh is an scp.
He needs to animate stuff
Who else tho
He is good at drawing
Jawsh is actually a good drawer.
32:47 “Moms dead dem ass cheeks parted” truly an amazing line by twomad
32:44
"mOmS dEd DeM a$s ChEeKs PaRtEd" gets me every time 😂
“why is it a little girl?” That didn’t age well *insert drums*
Time stamp?
@@akaollie619 21:37
@@BrennanPonton foreshadowing
That was definitely a reference knowing what we do now
bahaha that’s what i said
as a Malaysian I'm proud that my country is being represented by a missing an a destroyed plane
im dutch and i love the fact that we sent it out
As a ukrainian I can confirm
@I am beyond God the bill wurtz reference. respec
@I am beyond God yep, living here is a total chaos, hate for russia is kinda historically explainable and yes politics in our country suck ass. But yk, we try to survive as we can xd
As a Malaysian, I agree
Also worked on Korean Airlines flight 007 (16:37) (when it was mounted on a plane)
The way the entire group knew what twomad was gonna say when they read "pigger"
And he instead said “neighbour”
@@blumoon_flower obviously
I love how he didn't even ask us to subscribe, he just wanted to show off
Yeah, you know what is crazy about that though. Almost all of his videos are getting over a million views that means almost consistently 2/3 of his subscriber base is watching every video
@@dravenware95 especially how quickly he gets the views from his fan base, this video already has more than a million views in like 1 day
Is no one gonna talk about *HE ACTUALLY TRIMMED THE CHOPS*
He gotta trim them so they grow back even cooler
@@what3325 gonna be like Velcro
I didn't notice at first lmao
He was sponsored by manscape so LMAO
YOO I noticed that immediately, I'm so glad Im not alone
17:07 This is a perfect example of how Jawsh's humor always makes you go: "What? Oh, heh heh, ha ha ha!, HAHAHA!" In that order.
23:33 jokes on you there's a possibility that i'm enby
edit: that possibility is now a probability
update?
@@heyhianxietwo am enby, have a nice day
excellent, have an excellent day
@@heyhianxietwo will do 👍
Welcome, fellow nonconforming individual @@m_affiliates
Schlatt actually moved out of New York in fear of that May 2021 “Heaven Stairway” incident
True
I mean why else would someone decide to live in Texas-
This is true
What are you talking about? That’s just a happy meal in the back seat of a car.
Bro what? What are you talking about? The last time he mentioned that, he was seeing something
I still can’t believe Dream created the smiley face
Pewdiepie seed found!??
Im pretty sure dreams Ex made it for him and thats where he got the idea and used it.(sorry if im wrong)
@@via5120 lmao yeah but the person just made a joke, you don't have to bring that stuff up again. it's going to start a war in the replies lmao :)
@@ares2917 dude you just typed in the Dream Face!!!
@@corruptedbird woah!!!!!! :)
32:54 well this aged well
13:03 Bruh, I can’t think of anything that screams Chad Energy more than someone who’s willing to throw away an easy W, in favor of proclaiming that the President sniffing a fucking child is, in fact, the Champion of Spicing Things Up in the Bedroom
Me: I'm getting lazy lately.
Schlatt with his Christmas tree: *Pathetic.*
i couldn’t believe that he actually put a christmas tree up
I've had a Christmas tree up all year, so I think that's the real lazy here.
@Robbe Van Hove 👀
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.
.
R/whoosh
my Christmas tree is up..
@Robbe Van Hove haha...wait, you're gonna do wHaT--
Are we gonna skip over Carson just casually saying “I like that you know the name of my antidepressants”? I never thought Schlatt would be one to rummage around peoples medicine cabinet.
@@ladymisfortune1015 5:29
That comment from Carson in no way really says that Schlatt rummaged in Carson's medicine cabinet. It's very likely Schlatt could have just named an antidepressant, or on the other hand Carson might have forgot he mentioned the name to Schlatt. I feel like that's a pretty big logical leap to make that he rummaged through Carson's medicine cabinet.
@@popoffrotmg981 that’s the joke
@@discobiscuit56 ig it could be a joke, but it didnt seem like it to me. I could be wrong though.
@@popoffrotmg981 Theres also the fact that thats not the name of the antidepressants he uses. As of idfk one of his BotW streams he said he had prozac
19:33 has to be the longest silence i’ve ever witnessed in this group
Rip twomad🕊
the Christmas tree is back, and like last year Schlatt won’t be taking it down till about late january
As it should be... 😌
Man that's early to take it down
I don’t expect it to survive that long
@@lilyiris12 hopefully ‘till February
Catholic Schlatt
I'm glad Schlatt got really big this year. His content had gotten a lot better, and it's been the perfect distraction from the train wreck every single aspect of my life has been this year. Thanks, Schlatt, for a great year of content and I hope you keep it up in 2021!
let's just hope he won't be in new york in may 2021
With the path that dream team twt is going, it's gonna be hell with everyone trying to "cancel" him lmao
still not as good as the main channel content was
@@DragosBox the heaven stairway incident
@@izeec1398 idk man i just see a happy meal in the back of a car
RIP TWOMAD 🙏
5:28
"I like that you know the name of my antidepressants."
*sigh..*
Alt title: everyone bullies and renames schlatt for 35 minutes straight
except that was only the first 8 minutes
part 2
@@pandapple3893 lolua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html
Wrong vid man
*SHLAGG*
Twomad’s rap: 🔊🔇🔊🔊🔇🔊🔇🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇
What are you taking ab
@@Gamer-cb6yg his mic
@@jellybo_io4177 That joke went over your head. Huh?
@@Gamer-cb6yg That was a bad one
@@jellybo_io4177 It was still a joke
21:36 foreshadowing lmao
Yeah, I was hoping someone else would see that lmao
At 5:16 I didn’t realize Schlatt but he’s on lexapro has legs. I always thought that was his neck.
I love how everyone starts freaking out the moment they see twomad say "pigger"
U know he meant the n word?
@@cosmic3789 no, its cuz u know the n word is coming.
Yooo we got the same pfp
@@cosmic3789 nah dawg, I never would’ve guessed 😐
@@itzholiday_2695 r/woosh
Schlatt: We made this game even worse
Me: How?
*sees twomad*
Me: Understandable, have a great day
Wait was twomad even there?
Nvm I saw him
"Hey, Vsauce *_mark_* here!"
@Patrice that wasnt racism-
@@guyfieri4017 I think minx was there at one point but she didn’t say shit
@@shinomemeakito they were joking
Well, this didn't age well
21:37 predicted the future
i love how twomad is just lag and destruction
you mean schlag and destruction
I have never seen anyone more focused that schlatt when he trims the blessed chops
I know right 😂
UltraSchlound is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks.
I love how this game has turned into cursed drawings of schlatt
simpler times... me gusta...
Cool S
Here to steal a portion of the likes
trolld!!!!
LMAO
TROLLING! WE DO A LITTLE THING CALLED TROLLINGGG!!!! *does le epic troel faceee*
"Fitz cheating with Kate comes up"
Swagger all of a sudden: 😐😐
I dont know much about that, hiw is swagger involved?
@@sketchette8251 fitz and swagger are close friends
timestamp pls
@@sketchette8251 fitz and swagger are both a part of the misfits
@@michelle6700 watch the fucking video
Bro can we all agree Jawsh has the greatest art style?
all the carson and dream stuff aged SO terrible 💀
I love how genuinely distressed Schlatt looked when Smag came on screen
*Smagg
*smaggg
*smagggg
*smaggggg
*Smaggggg
I just noticed that Quackity wasn't even putted in "friends in the video" list in his description
damn thats gotta hurt LMAOO
That does hurt
I don't think he was in this vid, he was in the last one
@@Christian6557 r u sure abt that
@@Christian6557 he was definitely in this vid lol
@@vilent243 oh yeah 30:09 I missed it
30:39 for those who don’t know, the Latin translates to “now I have a great lack of milk for you, my son”
So it’s really just a joke about a dad getting the milk.
18:52 this aged very well
Every time schlatt plays this he lives in absolute Jschlagony
i wheezed into the stratosphere what is this
@@dr.alexei7368 schlattosphere
@@dracomaster2513 NOOOO I CANT DO THIS
@@dr.alexei7368 you schlan'tt do this?
Jschlagony®
Are we just gonna ignore when someone put Dream for “the champion of being 100,000 dollars in debt” LMAO
OML i just noticed that
I LOVE THAT
i think its because technoblade won
I mean he gives his friends exorbitant amounts of money so
OMG I JUST GOT IT LMAO
21:36 that line didnt age very well
21:36 that aged like day old milk
Another round of Schlatt yelling at his extended family.
Charlie: “YOU ALWAYS GO WITH GAY ON THE LAST BAR!”
Schlatt: “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”
Jshamily tree
Please have more twomad, that last bar was the funniest line I've ever heard. Please more twomad and schlatt
nah i dont think schlatt is gonna include schlatt in any more videos
@@staffordcorradini5472 yes
Nah, twomad's only idea of comedy is being fat while shirtless and making jokes an edgy twelve-year-old would
@@extremistgarchomp4950 nah, he's funny. I like what he does
@@extremistgarchomp4950 so his idea of being funny is actually being funny? who would have thought
21:36 well you see...
“I am Carson. If my videos are boring, that’s because my friends aren’t funny” is so underrated.
Everytime Schlatt smiles just before he sells his soul for a sponsorship makes me smile
i agree
I have a folder of screenshots
whenever he does that he looks like my granddad
I agree
That’s how he gets you…
Finally, something good to procrastinate school with
I feel this in my soul
True
Sammmeeee I just wanna eat lunch
Fr, school be shite
Same
The editing was so clean I didn't realize Carson was here until halfway through the video 😭
You sound exactly drunk Schlatt at the 7:08 time.
thank you Jschlatt for giving me 36 minutes of happiness my nana had a heart attack in front of my last night and she was taking to the hospital sadly she did not make it so im feel like shit so thank you even at my lowest for making funny content for me to watch when i feel like shit. you mean a lot to mean because your videos bring a lot of happiness. i just wish it was all a bad dream and id wake up she was back with me . all i ask of you is please make more content it means a lot to me and i just want to feel good again thank you jschalt . sorry if there spelling error or if this is hard to read im not the best at typing
you got this brother 💪
ah i hope you feel better soon :(( losing someone is awful
i’m sorry for your loss :((
That's tough. I hope you can get through this
My condolences, keep going! ❤️
Slimecicle: Genuinely good bars, and has a good flow.
Twomad: *M O M S D E A D T H E M A S S C H E E K S P A R T E D*
Don't forget b i g g e r
gather im bouta get cringe
Twomad won
And he wins
"My skin is exfoliated my eyebrows are retarded"
30:39 Now I have a great lack of milk for you, my son