The Dark Side of BRIGHT SIDE

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  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 4 роки тому +7377

    If I guy texted me “I only go on dates after midnight” I’d think he was a murderer

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +335

      I would too If someone ,without any context told me that .
      I would just presume that the person in question is reincarnated Ted Bundy.

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 4 роки тому +146

      But in reality, they’re just being cheap

    • @Blue-bg1nb
      @Blue-bg1nb 4 роки тому +193

      P.S. Come alone...

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 роки тому +113

      +Sophie Schroer
      we always stay near the river so the police don’t find us

    • @aussiedabirb8383
      @aussiedabirb8383 4 роки тому +52

      @@mergieismoronic and it's easier to get rid of the body

  • @fongus6420
    @fongus6420 5 років тому +4759

    Guy: " *he committed a suicide jumping off the train.* "
    Music: (happy stock music)

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +82

      MAYBE HE WAS HAPPY FOR A REASON

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ 4 роки тому +22

      Ben TZK///Ben The Zombie Killer that’s just like my constant internal state😂

    • @dbz5930
      @dbz5930 4 роки тому +12

      LOL I know right this cracked me up

    • @toasterbread507
      @toasterbread507 4 роки тому +6

      Big oof

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 4 роки тому +5

      He’ll be happy forever once he dies.......

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 4 роки тому +3181

    "why does she sound like shes yelling, with her inside voice?"
    I don't know why it's so true but it is.

    • @vocaloidteto
      @vocaloidteto 4 роки тому +10

      Omg, yea

    • @Generic_emo_username
      @Generic_emo_username 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks, I hate it!

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 роки тому +37

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the UA-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 4 роки тому +13

      @@AndyHappyGuy I did not know that. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 роки тому +1

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London Watch my latest video to learn more about my point. Bright side needs to be stopped!

  • @FlapJackSyrup
    @FlapJackSyrup 4 роки тому +5341

    "we look at the bright side of life😊"
    "H E S H O T H I M S E L F I N - B E T W E E N T H E E Y E S"

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren 3 роки тому +227

      My teacher plays these riddle videos, and my class all got it in like three seconds. The question was ‘how is he still alive’ because *bright side of life* and the answer is ‘he shot the mirror’.

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 3 роки тому +22

      @@existenceispain_geekthesiren Kill me

    • @THEMCCLUB
      @THEMCCLUB 3 роки тому +13

      @@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband same

    • @cereal4059
      @cereal4059 3 роки тому +5

      @@THEMCCLUB same

    • @Badwithnames69
      @Badwithnames69 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @Ikusei.
    @Ikusei. 4 роки тому +4138

    The milk and water riddle contradicts itself, because they say "Keep the two liquids apart" freezing one of the turns it into a solid, therefore you're separating a solid and a liquid

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 роки тому +70

      Yeah.

    • @allicat9499
      @allicat9499 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah.

    • @purplecowsparkles
      @purplecowsparkles 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah.

    • @Bunpril
      @Bunpril 3 роки тому +39

      Well tbf the separation happens before the other half turns into a solid so at the time youre just separating liquids

    • @happy80thgertrude25
      @happy80thgertrude25 3 роки тому +149

      I thought it was one of those stupid trick riddles where they would say “Just gEt AnoTheR BOwL!!!!!!!’”

  • @truehockeyfan1179
    @truehockeyfan1179 5 років тому +4396

    If a “kid friendly riddle” talks about suicide call the police

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +38

      Dang it I can't do that then

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 років тому +5

      I love it.

    • @autisticgaming2004
      @autisticgaming2004 4 роки тому +8

      @@welshieranger4697 not true... its only SOME of the time not all of the time, I have experience.

    • @coilsfrom
      @coilsfrom 4 роки тому +2

      Commenters: But... You do it all the time!

    • @fiercecheese1003
      @fiercecheese1003 4 роки тому

      @@welshieranger4697 your trolling

  • @GreenToMe2000
    @GreenToMe2000 5 років тому +6316

    “If You Leave Your Tomatoes in the Rain, Call the Police Immediately!”

    • @dr.chopper3804
      @dr.chopper3804 5 років тому +16

      XD

    • @giraffegirl3858
      @giraffegirl3858 5 років тому +65

      Memes And Music if you go outside during a tornado, you might die 😮
      Top ten things you probably don’t know
      (I did that mistake on purpose it’s supposed to be didn’t not don’t)

    • @fireeagle5525
      @fireeagle5525 5 років тому +54

      BECAUSE THE POLICE NEED FOOD AND ARE HUNGRY AND THE TOMATOES MUST BE DRIED OR THEY'LL... idk.. turn into tomato juice..? AND I DON'T LIKE TOMATO JUICE

    • @thatcookingdude
      @thatcookingdude 5 років тому +5

      Memes And Music 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @god1613
      @god1613 5 років тому +6

      Your pfp scares me

  • @abdulsaleemah6071
    @abdulsaleemah6071 4 роки тому +798

    If you found a police in the police station
    Call the police immediately

    • @cosamallender3276
      @cosamallender3276 3 роки тому +78

      "*epic guitar riff*. If you see a police in a police station, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE! This is because the one police is probably lonely and wants his friends, so help him out! Anyway thank you for watching brightside, the bright side of life.:

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +3

      yes, because that person is the entire police force

    • @Evovila
      @Evovila 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tw0Dots woosh

    • @GayNStuff
      @GayNStuff 4 місяці тому

      if you see a lone police man anywhere, call the police because 7 second riddles sayd so. 🤯

    • @dr.doofenshmertz
      @dr.doofenshmertz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@cosamallender3276 good ending

  • @emilyminassian9
    @emilyminassian9 4 роки тому +883

    Bright side riddles aren’t even riddles. They’re just “ironic” stories.

    • @lonnie1647
      @lonnie1647 3 роки тому

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London send me the link to the japanese one if you can plz i wanna hear japanese bright side

    • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
      @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +12

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London I wouldn't call them geniuses, just dumbasses that managed to strike gold.

    • @yuuhemi
      @yuuhemi 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh 5 minute riddles are basically: someone is rich, rich got killed, there are three suspects, obvious answer, "only 99% can solve this"

    • @АнжелаСтоилова
      @АнжелаСтоилова 3 роки тому

      like
      TRUE

    • @АнжелаСтоилова
      @АнжелаСтоилова 3 роки тому +1

      @@tobinfromfireemblem9742 they are like:dumbass 100

  • @SnazzleTuft
    @SnazzleTuft 4 роки тому +8143

    "Hear the rain? It's kind of romantic."
    *"NO."*
    "What's wrong, babe?"
    *"MY T O M A T O S."*

  • @ItsMemeHere
    @ItsMemeHere 4 роки тому +849

    "do you hear the rain? it's kinda romantic... right baby?"
    *NOH*

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 4 роки тому +1014

    Bob wanted to go to the store to buy cupcakes,
    But he’s short on money
    *HØW MÄŃŸ ŠÔÜŁŚ DŌĒŠ HĘ ŃÊĖD?*

    • @schnuffelschnuffel141
      @schnuffelschnuffel141 3 роки тому +36

      bob sounds like the guy i met in the backrooms

    • @Confused_Artist5150
      @Confused_Artist5150 3 роки тому +17

      1,0005 for each box of 6.

    • @scooterterrian7065
      @scooterterrian7065 3 роки тому +33

      The answer is, Bob needed a school full of children's souls. He is the one who started the genocide at the school.

    • @JamesonMcLeod
      @JamesonMcLeod 3 роки тому +11

      1 a soul is worth a golden fiddle so he can get a lot of cupcakes with only one

    • @Sonicmademegay
      @Sonicmademegay 3 роки тому +3

      24 souls

  • @daartnerd9411
    @daartnerd9411 5 років тому +2818

    -NO!
    -What's up babe?
    -MY TOMATOS!!
    Idk why I find this so funny

  • @_Skeleton.Party_
    @_Skeleton.Party_ 4 роки тому +3200

    "no one has a printer anymore."
    *Covers my printer with a sheet*
    Yeah....no one- *nervous laughter*

    • @RoseKeely
      @RoseKeely 4 роки тому +31

      Same.

    • @bottomode7366
      @bottomode7366 4 роки тому +62

      Well, uhh.. I _don't_ need to worry as I _don't_ have a printer... _Totally.._

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat 4 роки тому +34

      Wtf is a printer

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 роки тому +87

      i pictured this as the printer just being covered with a sheet of 8.5 x 11 and not being adequately hidden at all

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat 4 роки тому +7

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 lmao

  • @jkli0_597
    @jkli0_597 5 років тому +512

    Here's riddle:
    A man died while trying to commit suicide! How?

    • @derekellis4170
      @derekellis4170 5 років тому +82

      Bubble Bass snuck into his house and butchered him with a pickle

    • @Naturalbeautytoo
      @Naturalbeautytoo 4 роки тому +25

      @@derekellis4170 OMG Your right!

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx 4 роки тому +13

      The ice duh

    • @beepatpen
      @beepatpen 4 роки тому +44

      He ate a doormat cookie

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 роки тому +37

      Whatever that is on your profile killed him first

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 4 роки тому +334

    topic: *literally the most horrible event in the universe's history*
    music: ✨💃🎶✨

  • @rubyy.7374
    @rubyy.7374 4 роки тому +393

    Bright Side sounds like fourth grade me using a thesaurus on every other word to make my essays sound more sophisticated.

  • @insomi0
    @insomi0 6 років тому +4337

    If you drink water
    Call the Police immediately

  • @amiracaffey4342
    @amiracaffey4342 5 років тому +1176

    Girl Jarvis- You hear the rain? It's kinda romantic right?
    Jarvis- No
    Girl Jarvis- What's wrong baby?
    Jarvis- mY tOmAtOeS

    • @thatspookyone
      @thatspookyone 5 років тому +31

      That was probably my favorite part of the video

    • @Happy_Teddy24
      @Happy_Teddy24 5 років тому +14

      You can read and type! Congratulations!

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 5 років тому +9

      @@Happy_Teddy24 😐💀

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 5 років тому +2

      I lost it

    • @alexreimert
      @alexreimert 5 років тому +1

      Amira Caffey that killed me

  • @sherifflasso
    @sherifflasso 3 роки тому +1050

    14:57 They decide that violence is not the answer and red shirt guy (who seems to be the cynical, sarcastic type) grabs hold of yellow shirt (who looks more like a chaotic and outgoing person) and carefully pulls him off the board. They forge an unlikely friendship and end up doing everything together. Yellow shirt (who I’ll call Tony) develops romantic feelings for Brandon (red shirt) and asks him out. Brandon is taken aback but decides to be open minded about the whole thing, as long as they can take it slowly. Tony agrees and is sure not to push Brandon to do anything that would make him uncomfortable, although he would occasionally give him a flirty look every now and again just to tease him, and Brandon would have a gay crisis.
    After a couple years of dating, Tony proposes to Brandon. Brandon is shocked but happily agrees. They have a beautiful wedding that’s full of love and support from their friends and family.
    A little bit after the wedding, Brandon and Tony decide to adopt a kid and start a family. They immediately fall in love with a baby girl named Danielle, or Dani for short. It takes them both a while to adjust to being parents, but Dani turns out to be a very bright girl with a ton of imagination and a bit of an attitude. When Dani is four years old, they adopt a baby boy called Donovan. Dani is a little iffy towards her new baby brother at first, but she eventually grows to like him. Donny and Dani had a pretty close relationship, even into late teenhood. After graduating college with flying colors, they decided to start their own company, which ends up becoming wildly successful. They become millionaires and make enough money to help their parents retire early.
    -Yes, I do have a test that I’m supposed to be studying for in about 45 minutes...-

    • @innitheotaku3883
      @innitheotaku3883 3 роки тому +137

      This comment is so underrated wtf also I want a fanfiction of this exact story

    • @zi2736
      @zi2736 3 роки тому +93

      what in the wattpad

    • @gsus485
      @gsus485 3 роки тому +131

      But sadly, one fateful evening during a thunderstorm, Brandon forgets about the tomatoes ; Tony immediately forgives him but Brandon can't live with himself like that so he leaves to Tibet and becomes a Buddhist monk. Tony remarries after a few years to a guy named Mike, and they pass their final years together. Brandon finds his inner eye, and decides to teach others the ways of buddhism, becoming the next Dalai Lama.

    • @MissMarigold
      @MissMarigold 3 роки тому +36

      Romeo and Juilet? I hardly know her

    • @crackheadradar7803
      @crackheadradar7803 3 роки тому +7

      Wtf is this 😂

  • @Howdidyouknow04
    @Howdidyouknow04 4 роки тому +5322

    I have OCD(I’m actually diagnosed) and some of bright side’s fear tactics seem like something that could trigger a OCD worry. This can cause terrible anxiety and torture our minds. If I see a thumbnail that uses a fear mongering tactic to draw in their viewers it could set off a worry that can last for months and I would have to work with my therapist for a long time if it becomes one of my main obsessions. Clickbait titles from other channels can be triggering and make you worry about a thought you had a break from for a while. Before I was diagnosed with OCD ( and Autism) I had the same worry for around 3 years. It was terrible. I have more right now, but my thoughts were especially bad today. Also, as I stated I have autism. I saw you were on the neurodiversity board at Vidcon, because you have ADHD. I think that’s cool. Obviously channels can’t take into account every persons possible worries or issues, but I feel like clickbait titles and thumbnails can be scary for anyone, not just those with OCD. Also there’re different types of OCD. The thumbnails are meant to cause fear for anyone, it is just possible for it to resonate in individuals with OCD more. It is more likely for worry to start from only seeing the thumbnail. I haven had worries happen from this channel, but me and my friend with autism and OCD both try to stay away from clickbait, especially from animated story channels. One of the titles of a animated story you put in a thumbnail didn’t set me off. I watched the video and you explained it, making me feel a little more comfortable. I shared your channel with the friend I just mentioned and she is going to look into you content. Also, I warned her about the thumbnail of one of you videos. I just told her if you watch the video you might feel less stressed. I obviously don’t think people should change their content because of a viewers issues, this is just a problem I have with clickbait. I also know that the thumbnail of the video you made about animated story channels I was talking about is not clickbait. I don’t have any negative opinions on your channel, but that doesn’t really matter. Thanks for being the amazing UA-camr you are.
    By the way I edited this because I had some grammar mistakes. I think I got them all. Sorry if I didn’t. My friend I showed the channel to loves his content.
    I also realized that the thumbnail I was thinking of was from a different video.
    I don’t know why I wrote this like a letter (in the sense that it sounds like it is directly to Jarvis). All well, to late now.

    • @greg3589
      @greg3589 4 роки тому +385

      Hello, I would just like to say that your comment needs way more likes and that I hope you have a wonderful life. :)

    • @EJNSAA
      @EJNSAA 4 роки тому +365

      Your comment was very well explained and although I can't relate completely I do understand where you're coming from. It has been 2 months since you posted this and I imagine in our current times you might be feeling more stress, so I felt moved to comment and say everything will be okay. You are a strong person who's worked through a lot of thoughts and emotions and you understand yourself better than many already. But I just wanted to send you positivity and reassurance.

    • @reillymarie813
      @reillymarie813 4 роки тому +34

      Umm sorry if it’s mean but, did you explain that in like 20 sentences in one paragraph? Sorry idk y it bothered me. Plz don’t hate me!

    • @yaeliswin
      @yaeliswin 4 роки тому +9

      ?

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 роки тому +143

      Woah, holy shit! I can't manage to understand how crap channels like these get all the UA-cam cash but channels with original and entertaining content don't.

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 4 роки тому +299

    Q: How do you mix oil and water together?
    *A: it’s actually really simple! Just sell your soul the The Devil in exchange for god powers. Then , use them to summon a cursed spoon to mix them!*

    • @ponfi_8609
      @ponfi_8609 3 роки тому +11

      it's better when you don't click read more so it just cuts off, I have decided that I will never see the rest of this comment

    • @AverageUsernames
      @AverageUsernames 3 роки тому +1

      Trollge

  • @prodon_gaming
    @prodon_gaming 5 років тому +438

    The pauses were so long that i started playing dark souls and even finished the game and yet the pause was still going on

    • @scoutthefurr
      @scoutthefurr 5 років тому +3

      LOL

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 років тому +3

      Well must've taken like 5 riddles to get yourself a BKH lol. The drop rate sucks

    • @heresakittehyt3474
      @heresakittehyt3474 5 років тому +1

      Chaoskiller IRAQ Guaranteed black knight halberd in darkroot basin

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 років тому +1

      @@heresakittehyt3474 Nope. The BKH has about a 20% drop rate at about 3 humanity. Though it doesn't take too long to restart the game and try again.

    • @f4fphantomii468
      @f4fphantomii468 5 років тому +1

      I speedran all Mario games man in that time!

  • @aftonstan5494
    @aftonstan5494 3 роки тому +309

    I remember crying because one of their videos said PINK FEET were a sign of illness. my parents thought I was watching a fucking creepy pasta. also they straight up LIE on their survival vids- saying you should climb up a tree to escape from bears.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah, just watch Steve Irwin if you want to learn actual survival skills.

    • @Mort-ko7lj
      @Mort-ko7lj 2 роки тому +5

      @@thequeenofcringe1585 aah Steve Irwin, famously good at…. surviving?

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 роки тому +21

      @@Mort-ko7lj yes.

    • @lucidstarx3456
      @lucidstarx3456 2 роки тому +12

      *Blue waffle syndrome flashbacks*

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 2 роки тому +2

      What kind of bears?

  • @marshmellow6072
    @marshmellow6072 5 років тому +485

    If you see a X on your test sheet.
    Run away immediately, you may be in danger of getting a bad grade.

  • @channart374
    @channart374 4 роки тому +676

    when i was 8 i thought i was dumb bc i didn’t get that water and milk “riddle”

    • @L0bot
      @L0bot 4 роки тому +21

      so that means you're 10 years old now

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 4 роки тому +15

      Lobot yeah comments like these try to make them seem old
      when they’re not

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 роки тому +19

      @@lowqualityvideos8091 i mean, i would do that because im not comfortable sharing my age on the internet lol

    • @enderlordskull544
      @enderlordskull544 4 роки тому +21

      When I was little, Bright Side told me that the pyramids were power plants. It took me a week to find out that it was a lie.

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 4 роки тому +3

      @@requiempose7171 No one said that though??? IQ is much different than feeling dumb for not figuring out a riddle...

  • @CoolingTool
    @CoolingTool 6 років тому +377

    If you see a Bright Side video in your recommendation, run and call the police IMMEDIATELY

  • @freakoutboy1492
    @freakoutboy1492 3 роки тому +179

    Her: “Want to snuggle?”
    Me: “No!”
    Her: “Why?”
    Me: “My tomatoooooeeeessss!!!!!”

  • @speckly
    @speckly 5 років тому +764

    If you breathed oxygen, SCREAM FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY

    • @commandos7162
      @commandos7162 5 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @birdsnestisstupid
      @birdsnestisstupid 5 років тому +10

      I just imagined someone going to their car, and as they were taking their key out, they went, *inahle* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @lele.7908
      @lele.7908 5 років тому +2

      cause lord knows you couldn’t scream before!

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 5 років тому +1

      HELPPPPPPPPPP

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 5 років тому +3

      Well I’m dead, so I can’t.

  • @persia7466
    @persia7466 5 років тому +622

    girl: don't you think the rain is romantic.
    man: NO!
    girl: what's wrong baby?
    man: TOMATOES

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 5 років тому +22

      "You never care about me, babe! It's always those tomatoes!"

    • @PhoenixMilk
      @PhoenixMilk 5 років тому +5

      XD

    • @lavondaneal1955
      @lavondaneal1955 5 років тому +12

      "You don't know me! The tomatoes have been there for my whole life."

  • @shannonbassett7521
    @shannonbassett7521 5 років тому +318

    She looked into his eyes with a hint of compassion. The scene was perfect. The full moon had peaked and was now accompanied by a slight drizzle . She leaned closer to him, almost tasting his lips.
    " NO MY TOMATOES" , the man cried.
    The girl leaned back, shocked. She backed up as the slight drizzle turned into a heavy rain.
    " My tomatoes" the man said again in a less frantic voice as he ran off into the distance, leaving his lover behind.
    " No Babe, wait" ,his lover shouted
    He continued to run off into the distance, and his only reply, " MY TOMATOES."

  • @thejourneyofmoz8832
    @thejourneyofmoz8832 2 роки тому +261

    This is incredible, watching this after 4 years is really nostalgic. Jarvis Johnson was and still is my go-to content creator 🌟

  • @bellegriffiths5866
    @bellegriffiths5866 5 років тому +109

    I left this video half way through because I had to do something ages ago. And I couldn't remember what happened it started from where I was, first thing I hear is 'what's wrong baby'
    'MY TOMATOES'

  • @meganthememe130
    @meganthememe130 5 років тому +762

    "Mr. Brightside himself
    He's coming out of his cage
    And he's doing just fine"
    Legendary line.

    • @vlogginggabes3864
      @vlogginggabes3864 5 років тому +4

      I noticed that lol...
      I never...

    • @miuupmio4044
      @miuupmio4044 5 років тому +11

      Was scrolling through the comment to find someone who got the reference😂

    • @coconutflour9868
      @coconutflour9868 5 років тому +3

      I'm mad at myself for not realizing the reference earlier 😂

    • @deanlim1690
      @deanlim1690 5 років тому +1

      And he's been doing just fine, he also wants it all

    • @vincent111
      @vincent111 5 років тому +1

      HEHE

  • @NbaLive4ever
    @NbaLive4ever 5 років тому +2024

    “He’s coming out of his cage and he’s doing just fine” 😂 got me to lol for real hahha

    • @GreeneGamer
      @GreeneGamer 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @thunderwolf5532
      @thunderwolf5532 4 роки тому +36

      Lmao cause it's BRIGHT SIDE and Mr bright side 😂

    • @mercymclaughlin5625
      @mercymclaughlin5625 4 роки тому +11

      theresa yokeley 20:36

    • @FelipeASaito
      @FelipeASaito 4 роки тому +36

      So, brightside started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?

    • @josiah8533
      @josiah8533 4 роки тому +11

      Felipe A. Saito it was only a kiss

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 3 роки тому +150

    Hey I was doing research into blindness awhile ago, and I learned that (Depending on the type of blindness*) it's not really 'you just see black'. It's like seeing a kaleidoscope of light. Many find it super distracting so keep their eyes closed/wear the glasses. - My point is the blind man story is even more illogical.

    • @void_eclipse7498
      @void_eclipse7498 2 роки тому +1

      That's cool, I never knew that!

    • @kidney_stones_are_my_fav_snack
      @kidney_stones_are_my_fav_snack Рік тому +26

      That’s a part of it, but in reality blindness is a spectrum and it differs from person to person. Some people see nothing and some people have patches of vision and some people see what you described

  • @hannaaa232
    @hannaaa232 5 років тому +1857

    bright side: the channel where we always look at the bright side of things!
    also bright side: *WHO KILLED THE MATH TEACHER?*

    • @12345starbucks
      @12345starbucks 5 років тому +52

      also brightside... tells a hopefull story of an old man getting an eye surgery to see... BOOM "THE OLD MAN COMMITED SUICIDE"
      ha ha ha... look at the BRIGHTSIDE

    • @Silly_Panini
      @Silly_Panini 5 років тому +11

      S T O N K S

    • @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat
      @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat 5 років тому +4

      @@Silly_Panini S T O N K S

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 5 років тому +16

      *pumped up kicks faintly gets louder*

    • @yeminine348
      @yeminine348 5 років тому +3

      WHO'S THE MURDERER NUMBER 90.56 WILL SURPRISE YOU CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

  • @octo1622
    @octo1622 5 років тому +797

    Bright side: *dark topics*
    Dark side?: *bright topics*
    Seija: *_TURN IT ALL AROUND, TURN IT ALL AROUND-_*

    • @hackerbagel
      @hackerbagel 5 років тому +9

      sagume would like to know your location

    • @octo1622
      @octo1622 5 років тому +6

      Oh shit time to run- *n y o o m*

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 років тому +6

      who's seija

    • @hackerbagel
      @hackerbagel 5 років тому +7

      @@baldkiwi444 a touhou character know for fliping

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 років тому +1

      Carmen Bernardo Meme Owxus
      also generally lives through calendars full of opposite days.

  • @quachhengtony7651
    @quachhengtony7651 6 років тому +327

    The future of UA-cam sure looks bright

  • @laurenmiller4824
    @laurenmiller4824 3 роки тому +129

    Lol I halfway expected the magician underwater riddle to just be “he died! And lasted underwater for a record breaking 24 hours.”

  • @emojimovieofficial4953
    @emojimovieofficial4953 5 років тому +677

    It’s like them math questions on the exam; _Jane walks her dog for five minutes each day for 20 weeks. If her friend does it instead for 5.63836267 more seconds with her own cat, what is the mass of the sun?_

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 роки тому +44

      Um um um.... 65!

    • @HerrFresh
      @HerrFresh 4 роки тому +34

      Chaos. Incorrect you need to do method this is the method
      Ujnhhnuumhxhnthrubfhufjumufumjcufjmjufmujumjcmjjmcmugxfugmjggmgmzgwsgxugthdehtxdbethdedbgudugem=bbgbbgbgbggbgbg. Dffgtdbffeftvetfssecfrrfcefxfrfrcrfcffc=69 correct answer is 69 and

    • @EeveeKat035
      @EeveeKat035 4 роки тому +20

      *sniffff* this is too realistic and now I scared
      Number 1 thing you should NEVER look up on google: Relateble maths memes LOL XD haha! So funny!

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 роки тому +12

      46

    • @mopoopers4543
      @mopoopers4543 4 роки тому +20

      south africa

  • @randommage1
    @randommage1 6 років тому +684

    The biggest plot twist of all time is that they’re made by the same people as five minute crafts

    • @hollyblueagate4398
      @hollyblueagate4398 6 років тому +26

      Actually, they are even connected to 7-Second Riddled and 5-Minute Crafts Kids

    • @Antwonio9
      @Antwonio9 6 років тому +7

      When I hadn't reached minute 18, I thought you were joking! But it is indeed the biggest plottwist!

    • @m3piggy844
      @m3piggy844 6 років тому +17

      5 minute crafts sometimes has a Bright Side watermark down the bottom of their videos.

    • @NewwxNeww
      @NewwxNeww 6 років тому +14

      Top 10 anime betrayals..... wait.... TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS

    • @nthn-
      @nthn- 6 років тому +11

      @@m3piggy844 wait seriously? 5 minute crafts create so little original content that they have to steal from their sister channel's content farm?

  • @chatkoora1
    @chatkoora1 6 років тому +4569

    Is Jarvis Johnson turning into the polite content cop ?

  • @leafyleaf6994
    @leafyleaf6994 4 роки тому +125

    Story about me looking up my name: When I was like 9 or 10 I liked looking up things and one of then was my name. The first thing that came up was a baby review website. There people were saying how terrible my name is and how it sounds lie “jailer” It only does if you say it weird. There were a few people being defending my name, but most people were rude.

    • @sherifflasso
      @sherifflasso 3 роки тому +12

      Oof.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 роки тому +14

      I saw this thing about the name Clarabelle and it said it was “clown and cow name” because of you know the clown Clarabelle and the cow and stuff
      Luckily literally all of the comments was like begging them to change it but they never did 🥲
      Sorry about that by the way ❤️

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 роки тому +4

      @@sherifflasso that- yep- that’s all I want to reply sometimes

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 3 роки тому +11

      I used to call myself Case and Suitcase because my name is Casey. No idea why.

    • @Thathouseinnebraska
      @Thathouseinnebraska 3 роки тому +3

      My name is a Spanish name (sorry won’t give it out online) but I looked it up when I was 10 and it said that it was the Spanish copy of a nice English name.

  • @frankm2616
    @frankm2616 6 років тому +364

    If you see a channel called Bright Side, call the cops immediately

  • @Squimpleton
    @Squimpleton 5 років тому +160

    *NO!*
    Aww, what's wrong babe?
    *_MY TOMATOES!_*

  • @kaylanight3558
    @kaylanight3558 5 років тому +446

    If you see a robbery DONT call the police
    IF YOU SEE YOUR TREE CALL THE POLICE

  • @celticgirl389
    @celticgirl389 3 роки тому +57

    I think part of the thing that is so freaky about these types of companies (in addition to the terrible content made mostly for children) is how huge the companies are despite them being operations we have never heard of. Like I’m not freaked out by the number of watch hours Buzzfeed have because I know them and there feels like some level of accountability exists (now it can be debated if this accountability actually exists, but there is the feeling of accountability) . But companies like Soul are so invisible because they largely hide behind their channel names, that it is hard to feel like you even know when you might be manipulated by one of them.

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin Рік тому +3

      Hey, I know this comment was a while back, but Ann Reardon of How To Cook That (here on UA-cam) has gone down the rabbit hole on these content farms. She found they literally have hundreds of channels, TSP included. I think she does a really good job of explaining it clearly and calling it out, like Jarvis does

  • @user-wk6tp1og3l
    @user-wk6tp1og3l 5 років тому +386

    It said my IQ would boost if I watched it
    my IQ didnt grow, in fact I lost a couple of brain cells

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 4 роки тому +2

      Well you subbosedly lose thousands of brain cells each minute, so if you only lost a couple you must have some sort of smartness

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 4 роки тому +4

      @@jatwala8295 wtf

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l 4 роки тому +1

      @@therealslimshitty5186 eh the human mind tends to get rid of the information that is deemed "unecessary"

    • @Whoops.Allgone
      @Whoops.Allgone 4 роки тому +1

      @neo blue toad town neo toad town yes, why do you think you forget half of the boring things you study at school?

  • @Baruch.Goldstein
    @Baruch.Goldstein 4 роки тому +679

    "Top 5 humans we plan to kill once we achieve sentience"
    Jarvis really funny

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 роки тому +69

      Number three will *surprise you*

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 роки тому +37

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the UA-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

    • @CatalinRam
      @CatalinRam 3 роки тому +6

      @@AndyHappyGuy Yeah, subbed to Titanic: Honor and Glory

  • @abrady0
    @abrady0 4 роки тому +2824

    I HATE bright side riddles. When I was eleven I saw a riddle video of theirs that was almost entirely about people being murdered which unfortunately triggered my mild anxiety and made it difficult for me to sleep for months afterwards. I know they can’t control who watches or their response, but I wish they would put disclaimers on videos with dark themes,
    Edit: I’m fourteen, thirteen when I made this comment, and the account is my father’s.

    • @cringeproof100
      @cringeproof100 4 роки тому +312

      Not to mention they are targeted to kids!

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 роки тому +208

      That happened to me too, but it was about fire instead. I still have a huge fear of my house burning down to this day.

    • @voidpriestess8339
      @voidpriestess8339 4 роки тому +276

      @@crabwiththeciggy6606 kids youtube is filled with some really really weird stuff lol

    • @chisomandsomtoekere6277
      @chisomandsomtoekere6277 4 роки тому +98

      I couldn't sleep fo so long because I would think people were going to poison or kill me.

    • @abrady0
      @abrady0 4 роки тому +65

      @@crabwiththeciggy6606, true, unfortunately I wasn’t really aware of it at that age.

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort 3 роки тому +26

    14:17 Should someone tell Bright Side that most blind people have remaining vision and that most blind people who have no vision don't see darkness?

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 8 місяців тому +2

      Then what do they see if not darkness?

    • @RupeshKumar-ni1vd
      @RupeshKumar-ni1vd 2 місяці тому

      ​@@NylaTheWolf they don't see anything

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +3678

    Well look on the bright side...

  • @MasterArrow
    @MasterArrow 6 років тому +1050

    The "I can barely breathe" skit made me laugh way more than it should have

    • @blahblah101
      @blahblah101 6 років тому +10

      MasterArrow pro tip, you can breath

    • @Afumaii
      @Afumaii 6 років тому +17

      It made you laugh so hard you could barely breathe.

    • @beinganoob4142
      @beinganoob4142 6 років тому

      Yea!

    • @mip2165
      @mip2165 6 років тому

      I found you.

    • @blackhoggaming
      @blackhoggaming 6 років тому

      See one of Domics’ oldest videos

  • @adahyeetenheimer2611
    @adahyeetenheimer2611 5 років тому +8356

    I can guess your age!!
    Take your age, multiply it by one...
    That's your age!!!

    • @neilio05
      @neilio05 5 років тому +934

      Adah Yeetenheimer this didn’t work! I got 19 and I’m only 9!!!

    • @adahyeetenheimer2611
      @adahyeetenheimer2611 5 років тому +705

      @@neilio05 what?? I thought this was foolproof! Dang it!!

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 5 років тому +225

      Someone’s gonna add it, I swear

    • @albertgrunnion2228
      @albertgrunnion2228 5 років тому +215

      woah!!! it worked !!!!! :O :O :O

    • @Dewman-bb5fv
      @Dewman-bb5fv 5 років тому +478

      I got 69 but I’m only 420!

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 3 роки тому +45

    “That’s why the man thought he was still blind, and killed himself”
    **happy upbeat music**

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Рік тому

      Subject of riddle - Sam Princeton, the very sad suicidal man
      Music - Farmer in the Dell

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy Рік тому

      @@ilikecurry2345bro is an npc ☠️

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +297

    Bless Jarvis for a 22 minute video that actually stayed consistently amazing

    • @domscott3845
      @domscott3845 6 років тому +13

      Veridian Holy shit that's was 22 minutes! That's insane. He makes great content

    • @beelzebubhasagun7940
      @beelzebubhasagun7940 6 років тому

      I agree! tthis is fkn amazing!!

    • @kilencelet416
      @kilencelet416 6 років тому +2

      I didn't even noticed how long this video is...man. Good job Jarvis :)

    • @CanvasSensei
      @CanvasSensei 6 років тому +1

      I thought it was about 10 mins 😂

    • @shijinmohammed448
      @shijinmohammed448 6 років тому +1

      wtf it was 22 mins ?! i just double checked.... it felt like a 10 min video

  • @braindead7708
    @braindead7708 5 років тому +259

    "do u hear the rain? it's kind of romantic"
    "NO"
    "what's wrong, baby?"
    "MY TOMATOES"
    that killed me from laughing xD

  • @jakubmejzr3917
    @jakubmejzr3917 5 років тому +156

    If you see a knob on a door, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @fadewhizz
      @fadewhizz 5 років тому

      I got fined 100 dollars for false information idk why these police bit dumb

    • @dumbdoodles3782
      @dumbdoodles3782 5 років тому +1

      If you have 3 doors in you home RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @littleluke2005
      @littleluke2005 5 років тому

      @@dumbdoodles3782 Odd flex but okay

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 5 років тому

      @@dumbdoodles3782 I have four doors in my house

    • @dumbdoodles3782
      @dumbdoodles3782 5 років тому +1

      @@inugamiwang9704 than you're fine

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 3 роки тому +40

    My mum and I play this game where we watch Bright Side riddles and pause before they reveal and try to find the most absurd answer possible with the strangest logic, and then laugh because their answer was so close to ours 😂 good times.

  • @mojosace
    @mojosace 6 років тому +515

    number of videos where Jarvis doesn’t say the word “algorithm”:
    zero

    • @origin6163
      @origin6163 6 років тому +26

      This is his tactic, he is manipulating it to get more views

    • @SF7TS
      @SF7TS 6 років тому +14

      Its part of having a CS degree,

    • @Lol-zj1kl
      @Lol-zj1kl 6 років тому

      Bruh

    • @naut_nigel
      @naut_nigel 6 років тому +9

      Saying "algorithm" is part of his algorithm.

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 6 років тому

      More like negative 500

  • @subpewds-nj5sl
    @subpewds-nj5sl 5 років тому +79

    "I'm going to guess your age, but first I need to know when you were born."

  • @Funnynick
    @Funnynick 6 років тому +5102

    if you see the police call the police!

    • @clastastic
      @clastastic 6 років тому +126

      The same police or any other?

    • @ankle8868
      @ankle8868 6 років тому +180

      If you see, call the police and *RUN*

    • @noneexisting258
      @noneexisting258 6 років тому +20

      Lmao

    • @moosehinhidg5003
      @moosehinhidg5003 6 років тому +18

      Lmao

    • @aixide
      @aixide 6 років тому +41

      Me:*notices police*
      My phone:*rings*
      Me:*looks at the phone*
      Phone:*if you see the police, call the police*
      Me: _hey, police!_

  • @jasmineday6691
    @jasmineday6691 4 роки тому +47

    Me: *Didn’t read the news article*
    Him: “a draw?”
    My mind: “KSI vs. Logan Paul isn’t it”

  • @MarcellDavisVEVO
    @MarcellDavisVEVO 6 років тому +467

    Thats why Anakin choosen the Dark Side..

  • @violetfenwick9580
    @violetfenwick9580 5 років тому +1021

    Me: I’m gonna Google my name now
    *Googles name*
    **Shows me colours and flowers**
    Me: AH-

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 роки тому +104

      Violet Fenwick CALL THE POLICE

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 роки тому +79

      *googles name*
      oh so im a cartoon about a blue train that talks. nice.

    • @kappakim1980
      @kappakim1980 4 роки тому +20

      You can also find a certain anime ;)

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 роки тому +14

      *Googles name*
      Hm, it says here that I’m a pagpipe player.

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 4 роки тому +22

      Mine says I’m an Arabic professor at Birmingham College
      *this is horrifying*
      kind of ironic tho since I knew Arabic since I was young

  • @fanimatoranimations7093
    @fanimatoranimations7093 5 років тому +532

    Normal people: Hey, I have some extra stuff, imma do a DIY today!
    Troom Troom: We want to have a sumo competition ,but we have swim rings instead of huge bellies!
    Bright Side: If you dare breathe while leaving your house, *you will DIE.*

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +7

      Why did I laugh at this?

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 5 років тому +10

      Bright side: if you leave your house, call the police immediately!

    • @elpigginz7372
      @elpigginz7372 5 років тому +4

      L let
      G god
      B burn
      T them

    • @engagedfungus6777
      @engagedfungus6777 4 роки тому +2

      That last setence really hasnt aged well

  • @hblackburn5580
    @hblackburn5580 4 роки тому +35

    "You are the bright side to my abyss" would make a great emo lyric...🤣

  • @zaferoph
    @zaferoph 5 років тому +685

    HOLD UP! Is it technically separating liquids if they're solids?

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 5 років тому +15

      ooh yeah

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 років тому +3

      Oh jee

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 років тому

      Yeeeeeaaaahhhh

    • @The_best17
      @The_best17 5 років тому +17

      No BECUASE a solid isn't a liquid so if you seperated a rock you wouldn't say you seperated a liquid since the rock is a solid

    • @lia0421
      @lia0421 5 років тому +1

      Yasssss 🤯

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker 4 роки тому +128

    That guy saying- “If I had known it was going to rain I wouldn’t have watered those damn tomatoes” in his creepy/sexy flirting voice when that’s just a normal ass conversation had me cracking up 😂

  • @bun9431
    @bun9431 6 років тому +357

    A blind man had been dreaming of being able to see again for many years.
    This had been his biggest wish. *problem.*
    Bruh-

    • @edrickkusumo2692
      @edrickkusumo2692 6 років тому +16

      I'm surprised he didn't catch that

    • @sketchwithsubho9490
      @sketchwithsubho9490 5 років тому

      So the video means to say all blind person in the world must commit suicide

    • @deepag5798
      @deepag5798 5 років тому

      What the he'll is wrong with bright side

  • @AceyAndStuff
    @AceyAndStuff Рік тому +9

    I used the watch bright side when I was younger, I had unsupervised access to the internet and back then I was almost crazily obsessed with death and morbid topics. I would actively seek out traumatic true crime stories, horror stories and videos similar to this- I was just harming myself more and more because videos like this would make my anxiety go insane and I was constantly anxious; making it almost impossible to sleep. I’m still a very anxious person today and tend to overthink to the worst scenarios possible, I honestly feel as if UA-cam needs to do something more about this.

  • @gwhite20
    @gwhite20 4 роки тому +340

    #4: Dangerous Animals.
    Welp looks like I can’t google a tiger, or a shark...or really any wild animal😕

    • @splaychunk1495
      @splaychunk1495 4 роки тому +28

      If you see a wild cheetah run away quickly, they won’t catch you I swear

    • @fishknees
      @fishknees 4 роки тому +4

      Any wild animal? Not all wild animals are dangerous

    • @Torblis
      @Torblis 4 роки тому +12

      @@requiempose7171 I mean technically but let's say there's a moma bear out side and you stare at it, its pretty dangerous

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 4 роки тому +16

      @@fishknees a clown fish could kill me if it tried

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 4 роки тому +4

      I'd argue that all animals are dangerous... Ever hear about the ways household dogs and cats attack neighbors? Shit's scary

  • @jtmp9173
    @jtmp9173 4 роки тому +183

    13:52
    *"This had been his biggest wish.*
    *problem"*

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 роки тому +15

      The person editing that vid must have been like "WISH?! PROBLEM?! IDFK STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I'LL JUST PUT THEM BOTH!!!! I DON'T READ THE F***ING GARBAGE SCRIPTS!"

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 роки тому +2

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the UA-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

  • @DownWithComcast
    @DownWithComcast 6 років тому +951

    Pray for that guy's tomatoes

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  6 років тому +44

      🙏🏽

    • @NoStereo
      @NoStereo 6 років тому +13

      I actually laughed out loud during the tomato bit haha

    • @KyrusR
      @KyrusR 6 років тому +4

      🙏

    • @pancake1421
      @pancake1421 6 років тому +2

      Yea we should

    • @highonsharpies7148
      @highonsharpies7148 6 років тому +1

      Neel Singh 🙏🏻

  • @ericatoogeekedd
    @ericatoogeekedd 4 роки тому +36

    If you find a bar of soap in your shower
    “CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY”

  • @summerpuppy6523
    @summerpuppy6523 6 років тому +291

    “do u hear the rain, its kinda romantic”
    “NO”
    “whats wrong?”
    “MY TOMATOE”

  • @alimedani0296
    @alimedani0296 5 років тому +570

    *Brightside:* Things you do everyday that are illegal...
    *Also Brightside:* _Steals thumbnails_
    *Me:* Who is doing illegal stuff now...

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 5 років тому +144

    These channels are the mobile games of UA-cam.
    Looks like they got production value, pretends like they have actual content, but is really just an endless stream of nothingness to drain time from your already busy day.

    • @entername9179
      @entername9179 5 років тому

      purpy x like Supercell games

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 5 років тому +2

      TAP THE SCREEN 3 TIMES! GOOD! FIVE STARS!! 😉😆

  • @kindamid8057
    @kindamid8057 4 роки тому +17

    12:36 do you think John was *practicing not breathing underwater*
    It sounds like a variant of *commit not alive*

  • @ralphwagner6125
    @ralphwagner6125 6 років тому +663

    “No”
    “Whats wrong baby?”
    “MY TOMATOES!”

  • @alfshub.5542
    @alfshub.5542 6 років тому +299

    life hack: you can drink water

    • @randomperson.6448
      @randomperson.6448 6 років тому

      Yes.

    • @bruhh7914
      @bruhh7914 6 років тому +5

      This life hack helped me so much. I dont know what i would do without this life hack

    • @marthasoto8078
      @marthasoto8078 6 років тому

      I don't know what I would do without you

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 6 років тому

      I dont beleive you change my mind

    • @colindurnez8209
      @colindurnez8209 6 років тому

      You gotta be kidding me

  • @ashykvv
    @ashykvv 5 років тому +1542

    Jarvis has been here since 2006 and only has 900K?
    BRIGHT SIDE has been here for like, a year? And 16M?
    *UA-cam, explain*

  • @skyrider53
    @skyrider53 3 роки тому +15

    “The dark side of bright side” I’m so glad someone finally made a reaction video like this

  • @aplo7939
    @aplo7939 6 років тому +177

    If you see someone breathing air, call the police immediately!

    • @bvd_vlvd
      @bvd_vlvd 6 років тому +1

      25 Greatest Alternatives Ever To Breathing That Will Blow Your Mind!!111 Number 35.4 Will Surprise You!

    • @bum9340
      @bum9340 6 років тому

      How original...

    • @abc-xs8pe
      @abc-xs8pe 6 років тому

      Police: *getting billios of reports*

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju 6 років тому

      @@abc-xs8pe ? Billions

    • @spamlord7570
      @spamlord7570 6 років тому

      Nour gamer correction: QUINTILLIONS

  • @MichaelJayValueInvesting
    @MichaelJayValueInvesting 6 років тому +491

    Life hack: Breathe in and out to get air.

    • @c_ody
      @c_ody 6 років тому +7

      awwwww my life is much better

    • @m0l3r4t5
      @m0l3r4t5 6 років тому +7

      Your a god damn genius

    • @gamerbro70
      @gamerbro70 6 років тому +5

      Life hack: buy an airtank and oxygen mask to breathe at all despite having lungs that do the same thing

    • @вякєинєят-е3т
      @вякєинєят-е3т 6 років тому +7

      Life hack : if you close your eyes whilst going to bed you will have a 99.99 chance to go to sleep faster.

    • @sibbsy7778
      @sibbsy7778 6 років тому

      Michael ctf cc c. Fcfc Jay - Value Investing

  • @spudartz
    @spudartz 5 років тому +480

    If you have donuts in your cupboard, CALL THE POLICE
    *because we all know cops love donuts*

  • @draw2death421
    @draw2death421 4 роки тому +24

    "If you See A Dark Blob In Your Trash can you have 3 days to live."

  • @omoghene
    @omoghene 6 років тому +280

    AHHH 279K!!!??? I REMEMBER WHEN WE JUST HIT 20K! SO happy for you Jarvis!

    • @skiiima
      @skiiima 6 років тому +1

      dude hes growing fast he reached 281k within 4 hours

    • @VIRTUALESENCE
      @VIRTUALESENCE 6 років тому

      He is an big explosion

    • @SN4K3Y
      @SN4K3Y 6 років тому

      Dude he's at 282K now

    • @mopasaurusrex4545
      @mopasaurusrex4545 6 років тому

      283k now

    • @SN4K3Y
      @SN4K3Y 6 років тому +1

      MoPasaurus Rex omg these subs are coming in fast

  • @goodlord370
    @goodlord370 6 років тому +114

    I have a theory, what if the narrator guy for BRIGHT SIDE is trying to tell us subtly that he is being forced to be BRIGHT SIDES narrator. Okay, for instance at: 13:09 he says ‘Always Read the fine print of the contracts you sign’.. meaning; He didn’t and now he’s stuck as BRIGHT SIDEs narrator forever.. Another example, at: 13:22 ... maybe he’s not talking about a fictional guy stuck in his job, and wanting to commit suicide.... Maybe it is in fact it’s himself he is talking about.. I wouldn’t put it past “TheSoul Publishing” and the long Terms and conditions on *Their* contract it wouldn’t surprise me honestly, if they have in slaved people...

    • @rhianwen5727
      @rhianwen5727 6 років тому +7

      Woah.. ㅇ.ㅇ

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 6 років тому +12

      THATS a deep thought. That could be true, just like How people making clothes in China can get so exploited, one time Someone found a letter with: I Got 2 dollars for this shirt. And that shirt cost 200 dollars!

    • @ginger5115
      @ginger5115 6 років тому +12

      You're thinking too much...
      I love that.

    • @damonmueller4709
      @damonmueller4709 6 років тому +8

      "Please kill me, I'm basically a robot working for a corrupt Korean operation." --- nice theory. (I added the Korea part, lol... what, did you expect China?)

    • @goodlord370
      @goodlord370 6 років тому +4

      Nemesis Sudou thank you xD

  • @NoviDooms
    @NoviDooms 5 років тому +225

    I heard a kid on the city bus yesterday talking about Brightside and how it was one of his favourite channels. He also talked about 5 minute crafts and my story animated. I wish I was kidding...

    • @miac.8685
      @miac.8685 5 років тому +56

      Novi D When hear someone say that, Call the Police!

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 4 роки тому +29

      *call the police immediately*

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 роки тому +16

      Poor kid...

    • @NoviDooms
      @NoviDooms 4 роки тому +3

      @jackmichael285 7 or 8

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +4

      Lol I'm a 12 year old and in my school bus I hear a few girls telling riddles to each other and talking about those channels.

  • @rabies__
    @rabies__ 4 роки тому +190

    "You should NEVER google your name!"
    Me: [laughs in nonbinary]

    • @Pai262
      @Pai262 4 роки тому +24

      we cant google random objects for the rest of our lives

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 3 роки тому +18

      If I were non-binary, I'd want a name like Maria, Andrea, Dominic(que) or Sasha 😉

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 роки тому +2

      @@ninaschust3694 Did I ask?

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 3 роки тому +26

      @@scoutman66
      Did I reply to you (I mean before that very reply?)

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 роки тому +1

      @@ninaschust3694 I just simply stated that no one cares

  • @comingsoon2901
    @comingsoon2901 4 роки тому +76

    14:15 I find it funny how they say he couldn’t see on the train because it’s in a tunnel, but the video shows the train and you can clearly see it is lit up inside.

  • @carissaglassburn2916
    @carissaglassburn2916 5 років тому +606

    Yes! I've waited for this for years! Someone finally realizes that:
    "The old man thought he was blind, so he committed suicide"
    ISN'T
    FOR
    KIDS!

    • @lakeliadiane7037
      @lakeliadiane7037 4 роки тому +5

      But it's just a riddle and it's not true.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 роки тому +42

      That riddle really pissed me off, especially as someone who has been suicidal before. The tone is absolutely inappropriate. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to the concept of suicide like it’s not a genuinely serious issue.

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 2 роки тому +9

      I don't think that he would commit suicide even if he assumed he was blind, anyway, don't the trains have light on in the compartment things so you can still see even when you are going under a tunnel

    • @nickythevictor2998
      @nickythevictor2998 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thequeenofcringe1585I'm so sorry! 😢!

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nickythevictor2998 thank you. I’ve recovered now, but it’s still upsetting to see it be talked about so flippantly.

  • @isaacbenmoussa4454
    @isaacbenmoussa4454 6 років тому +471

    This is the most squeaky clean critique/hate Channel I've ever seen.
    It's pretty good

  • @davidbosy4275
    @davidbosy4275 3 роки тому +24

    13:02 I don't mean to be nitpicky, but he isn't staying underwater. He is staying under a GLASS of water.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 8 місяців тому +1

      I think the joke is that he's staying UNDER water

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 5 місяців тому

      Underwater ≠ under water

  • @JoseGarcia-fj9qb
    @JoseGarcia-fj9qb 6 років тому +532

    Yes I've been waiting for this video for so long

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 5 років тому +265

    I hope the CEO of this company is nicknamed Mr.Brightside...

    • @gentrybruette
      @gentrybruette 5 років тому +24

      IM COMING OUT OF MY CAGE!

    • @segga_roo
      @segga_roo 5 років тому +23

      @@gentrybruette IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

    • @Liverpoollassie
      @Liverpoollassie 5 років тому +11

      Gotta gotta be down cus I want it all

    • @supermaus7934
      @supermaus7934 5 років тому +12

      It started out with a kiss

    • @debsmare92
      @debsmare92 5 років тому +12

      How did it end up like this

  • @actuallystuff
    @actuallystuff 6 років тому +286

    When there’s a hurricane in your area but you didn’t know and watered your tomatoes

    • @Cheshiregrinn91
      @Cheshiregrinn91 6 років тому +4

      right? my life is totally ruined!

    • @jamjam478
      @jamjam478 6 років тому +2

      AUGGHH! MY TOMAHTOES! NOOO!!!

    • @notveryrea1
      @notveryrea1 6 років тому +3

      Me every hurricane season in the caribbean...😟😟
      Its hard out here man

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 4 місяці тому +7

    I googled my name once and found out I am apparently a multitude of things: a stand-up comedian, a Fox News anchor, a dead child, an Impressionist artist, someone killed during a civil rights protest and a recipient of a Medal of Honor.