buzzfeed u̶n̶solved: *this guys dog died so he hired a private investigator and blamed his wife because she was being a good and responsible mother.* shane: ryan what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ryan: look shane we ran out of cold cases to talk about-
Who killed Janice? Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her The butler, Jared Her friend, Patricia Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan
"I have something to tell you." "What?" "I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate." "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you are about to become." I just had to add this Spaceballs quote- it works
the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times not that i would know, or anything
Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him? The window His dog His sandwich The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.
These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".
You're probably thinking of Slylock Fox. It's in the Sunday comic of the city's newspaper where I grew up. He also has a mouse sidekick named Max Mouse, btw.
I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized. there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.
A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him? . His unborn child . His great great great grandfather . His phone Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.
I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.
“Yo I’m a 7-Second Riddle You can call me poor but ima beat you with a weapon fiddle You can take the high road but ima take the middle Ima break you down to nothing like I whittle I got some spittle Uh Nothing about me’s small or little I’m in the Reno looking in the window sentimental Uh” Best 10 seconds of my life LMAO
question, sonce i didn't want to do two comments, i looked throught the commeents and loked for people commenting on the rap. do you know what that song was, cause jesus, that was a good song!
“If she had been sleeping, how could she have known what the children were doing?” _Long-term_ memory: am I a joke to you? “Turn your brain on” bro, i just bust a motor cortex
not to mention: kids will jump on your back while you're asleep they might come to you to show what they're doing they're friccing annoying source: am kid
8:40 is like, “did they sleep in the same bed, send each other love letters, never get married, kiss, and raise children together? yes, but they were just good friends.”
...oh crap... The FBI is here... So, uh... Since you're here... Before you raid all our houses, or whatever else you were going to do. Can you... Uh... Wipe all the terrible UA-cam channels that Jarvis is criticizing off of reality? Thanks.
“Who killed the girl?” “Mom: I was drinking my sprite.” “Brother: I was peeing on a robot clown” “Sister: I ate her haha.” “Father: h” “IT WAS THE MOTHER BECAUSE SHE HAS A DRINK.”
"John was found dead in a river. Who killed him?" "His ex: He had a wife, I didn't know that" "The police: He stole something from a store" "His wife: He was cheating on me!" Answer: COMMENTS (read: Haha, take the L. We're not gonna reveal the true answer is the river)
hey i just wanted to say thank you for saying that the world really isnt as bleak as it seems. I feel like i kinda needed the insight you gave and im sure others needed it too, especially in today's world. i know this was posted two years prior to all of that, but it's a nice gem of info for sure. thanks m8, keep on with the excellent work
Moonie Mal please get that unfunny cancerous joke outta here i just wanna enjoy a good comment and its good replies woosh me I dare you just know that joke is unfunny and cliche thank you
If this was accurate to real life: Detective: MRS. SMITH! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MR. SMITH! Mrs. smith: why? I was his wife, we got married last week, and his neighbor hated him a lot Detective: but you said you were outside in the rain to walk the dog, but you were clearly not wet Mrs. Smith: well we went under a roof, so- Detective: shut up, you are clearly very guilty for killing your husband Mrs. Smith: but- Detective: shh! I need to tell you your rights
I always found the premise of this so dark because the "was" implies that there's no chance Eminem might diss them in the future. So either Eminem is dead, or the rapper he was too scared to diss is dead.
I also do that, I like to binge Jarvis videos and play them in the background, and everytime I come back to this one, I get so excited until the rap comes and stop everything I'm doing to watch it over like 3 times. It's so good.
“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.” That escalated quickly Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes
Video: The Mother Killed her family, why did she do it? Viewer: I don’t know, she hated them? Video: The Son Killed the family Viewer: _Excuse me, WhAt?_
the thing you said in the conclusion was actually very interesting. im a child and have only recently started to try my best to form my own opinions about things i see on the internet, and i fell victim to a worldview where i thought every man was sexually charged at all times. now, having many male friends, i realize that they are just normal people and how the media attraction of sexual harassment made me think this way. the internet sucks lmao, never getting off tho
These riddles: Video: One night Jimmy’s dad was eating potato chips while watching TV. Later that night, Jimmy killed his dad. Who killed Jimmy’s dad? Me: Jimmy.. Video: The answer is the chip because the chip was having an affair with Jimmy and his wife so the chip grabbed a gun and shot a nuke out of it because it was pickle chin and fire gay.
I have an example for the "moral". Growing up I genuinely thought that quicksand would be a problem that I encountered on a regular basis because I saw it in so many cartoons. Turns out quicksand has never been a problem for me. 🤷♀️
Not to mention they're basically manipulating people to get attention when saying they're riddles are "for geniuses" or "the 1% best". In reality, they're always either super easy or completely absurd, so all of the people that get them (let's say 50%) will feel smarter and stay on the channel 'cuz they like that...
as someone who hangs out with homeless people.. the idea that a homeless person having something that's worth money meaning they're secretly rich is HYSTERICAL nearly every homeless person i know digs through rich peoples trash to find designer glasses, bags, socks etc that have been thrown out and they often keep them as a sign of being good at dumpster diving and/or finding things in general
6:52 You can't sit there and say Jarvis can't spit bars. This honestly one of my favorite videos he's ever released. I feel he should do rapping on the side.
actual detectives looking at scene : I’ve figured it out!
victim’s family : who did it?
detectives : comments
Family: W-What? Who murdered our mother/wife? Please, sir! Please!
@@stanstanstan2597 _comments_
@@stanstanstan2597 Comments, dammit!
Sandy Cat14
Family: PLEASE! We need to know! And I don’t see any comments!
*there's no comments*
I wasn't expecting Jarvis to be such a good rapper, came out of nowhere and he acted like nothing had happen after spitting fire.
Fr. That shit honestly went crazy 😂
actually why is this not talked about more, it felt planned
Didn’t expect you to drop some bars
6:44🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Focus Dj G
5 minute raps, I'd watch that
“Straight rapping, straight bars...”
“... pretty good, not that great...”
Got the vat19 music
7-second riddles: paypal
Me: M O N E Y G A Y
Bruh i was literally saying this out loud to myself and happened to be right on your comment
Bruh it's an emoji of a couple so yea
@the mr froggy *mogey*
I said suger dad
I said suger daddy 👀
Jarvis: "im just gonna do a weird voice"
Jarvis: *sounds exactly like Ryan from Buzzfeed unsolved*
Wheeze
buzzfeed u̶n̶solved: *this guys dog died so he hired a private investigator and blamed his wife because she was being a good and responsible mother.* shane: ryan what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ryan: look shane we ran out of cold cases to talk about-
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING :O
@@carlybarker6180
-Wait is this a fandom that sounds like a fandom thing-
Rap🔥🔥🔥🔥
Greatest rappers?
1) Jarvis
2) Jarvis
3) Jarvis
4) Jarvis
5) Jarvis
Because he spits hot fire.
And Jake, brillent creater of Lords Scheme
Option 6: Jarvis
Oh ummm..... (gasp) I got it JARVIS
I think Jarvis is the best
He got some spittle
Yo you can really freestyle and flow.. was NOT expecting that.
Dylan DeFrates no cap
when?
friendly neighborhood autism in the video lol
GameWizard55 when in the video
friendly neighborhood autism 6:44 is when the epicness starts lol
Who killed Janice?
Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her
The butler, Jared
Her friend, Patricia
Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan
Because there's a ring on his finger but he says he's poor, and Janice is very rich but she's wearing no jewelry. Case closed
"I have something to tell you."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you are about to become."
I just had to add this Spaceballs quote- it works
@@emberleaf2341 "YOGURT!?"
Which was a problem because of our inexperienced intern, Billy
@@vadapartyannapurna JJJJUSNUSN I can’t with these comments
the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times
not that i would know, or anything
Stop calling me out 😳
Homie called us all out-
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
steelstreqq プロデューサー
Lol
dude relatable i can't listen to my old mental breakdown song without sobbing uncontrollably it kinda sucks because it was a bop
Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him?
The window
His dog
His sandwich
The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.
Honestly, I can find that on their channel
He’s not a problem anymore
Well don’t lose your panties!
Dang it! I thought it was mirrormangayboy!!!!
The window, the dog, and the sandwich all did it together.
These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".
UwU
😂😂😂
Omg i remember that comic strip 😂😂😂
@@marang_a_letsatsi that is hilarious that 2 of us retain that memory.
You're probably thinking of Slylock Fox. It's in the Sunday comic of the city's newspaper where I grew up. He also has a mouse sidekick named Max Mouse, btw.
I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized.
there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.
I feel traumatized just by reading this alone
OMG I REMEMBER THIS ON, i believe that 80% of my paranoia as an 11 year old was bc of this channel
Yep, I remember this too lol, OG viewers unite
@@Cacjamswhat’s the video?
Omg I was traumatized by one about a guy who’s clock stopped but he still heard ticking or smth
Is it just me or can this mans freestyle like a god?
for real💀
its scripted not freestyle
@@heartrender6 it might not be honestly, that seemed like it was on the spot.
@@Atellas the entire video is scripted, this is common practice in the commentary youtuber community
@@heartrender6 absolutely. But still, sometimes improv just happens
Seven second riddles: sees gay couple emoji.
“My god, they were roommates!”
(Under breath) and they were roommates.
Parker Whaley yEs
Bouquet for your best bud?
Roommates because they were mating in the room 😉 amiright?
That emoji is evil
5:45 Mom: Lora was studying
Video: _shows an unrelated toy dinosaur next to Lora_
Well, now I _really_ know she was lying
No, this is expected
She's a paleontologist
I like reading the comments on these videos. Jarvis’ fan base is so incredibly wholesome. And I love it. There’s no complaining about anything.
Still waiting for 5 minute raps to drop
Alex Marker so am i
Maybe if we bother Jarvis a lot he may head to our demands
Let’s hope it comes soon.
5 minute craps
6:44🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Jarvis: "Could you imagine if 7-second riddles had a 2nd channel for the answers?"
Me: Don't give them any ideas...
Lol they already did though, showed on screen
@@MyUsersDark that was edited, i couldn’t find anything about it online
The rap was unexpected, but appreciated
Sorry, had to unlike your comment to keep it at 420
@@hydros1ty honestly I respect that
@@Orangesodawk reliked because people ruined it lol
Sorry can’t like your comment, it’s at 444
sorry can't like your comment its at 447
6:45
That rap made me slightly scroll down and click that thumbs up button.
A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him?
. His unborn child
. His great great great grandfather
. His phone
Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.
Lol
The zookeeper! Eating cereal for breakfast is very suspicious
Everyone knows that the zookeeper was a cereal killer.
w0w
@@teenyweenykiwi yea alot of cereal died...
8:45 “I think they’re more than just pals but okay”
I initially guessed “pay gay” which was pretty close actually
My guess was Money Gay xD
My guys was Dollar Dudes
my guess was Ralph Lauren because they were wearing polos and it had money 🤷🏼♀️
I guessed rich parents.
I guessed *money friends*
Did my guy Jarvis just turn into a dragon cause he was spittin fire
Nice stolen comment
@@Ala1nspirit damn
@@Ala1nspirit Ironic, cause your comment was copied
@@Ala1nspirit All comments are probably stolen. Even the though I typed right now.
Ooo burn
I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.
i either feel seen or personally attacked by this, not sure which
holy shit, i'm pretty sure that's a batman villain origin story.
goddamn, this is literally me
Lol me, how dare you
@@adinarosenstein9586 riddler
"Are they saying this homeless man is trash? But hes secretly rich he has a laptop." Lmfao dude
The rap part was un-ironically good tho
edit: wtf how did this get so much attention and how did i just realize this a year later
6:45
@@teo-sb Y E S
for real when's that mixtape coming out I would buy it
@@mxda96 fr
Yes!
Jarvis hurry up, I need five minute raps on Spotify NOW
Yes
Absolutely yes
PREACH
That would be amazing lol
agreed
“I think they’re more than just pals but okay”
“Yo I’m a 7-Second Riddle
You can call me poor but ima beat you with a weapon fiddle
You can take the high road but ima take the middle
Ima break you down to nothing like I whittle
I got some spittle
Uh
Nothing about me’s small or little
I’m in the Reno looking in the window sentimental
Uh”
Best 10 seconds of my life LMAO
James002 BARS
6:44
He needs to make a full vid of that
SnoopyGirl Noop thank you
James002 sounds like ski mask the slump god
A pickle was found dead in his apartment. Who killed him?
The water bottle
His gum
Or a Barbie doll
His mom because of that damn phone
No, it was pickle rick and Morty killed him
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 Funniest shit I've ever seen
Veggie tales: part 69
Mahbub Malek Syed
Brilliant.
A poor man died on a couch. Who stole the bible from the museum?
-Albert Hill
-His dog
-A TV.
Answer. The taxi driver. He did a backflip 6 years ago.
Was this inspired by NOOB TERROR UTTP?
tf is a pible
@@rokukou yible
@@hunterspringer276 kible
@@AK-ir4cv qible
I always wondered, what happens when you don't solve it in 7 seconds? sadly no one lives to tell the tale.
your rap is actually fire you should release it (no joke)
Ogod yeah I know.
question, sonce i didn't want to do two comments, i looked throught the commeents and loked for people commenting on the rap. do you know what that song was, cause jesus, that was a good song!
Please no, I dont want him to leave us like Frank.
Yea
Did anyone get the name of the actual beat track?
That rap. Straight fire
BUH BUH BUH BARS
Ye
'Pal' fire
I know right.
“If she had been sleeping, how could she have known what the children were doing?”
_Long-term_ memory: am I a joke to you?
“Turn your brain on”
bro, i just bust a motor cortex
Brain blast!
not to mention:
kids will jump on your back while you're asleep
they might come to you to show what they're doing
they're friccing annoying
source: am kid
Parenting: “Am I a joke to you?”
8:40 is like, “did they sleep in the same bed, send each other love letters, never get married, kiss, and raise children together? yes, but they were just good friends.”
Jarvis: Tries to be serious about his sponsor
Everyone: *Wait a minute, that’s illegal*
...oh crap... The FBI is here...
So, uh... Since you're here... Before you raid all our houses, or whatever else you were going to do. Can you... Uh... Wipe all the terrible UA-cam channels that Jarvis is criticizing off of reality? Thanks.
ua-cam.com/video/ipO6bJu13i0/v-deo.html
This video should clear up the confusion
He was forced by audible to say those things
@@aghamuzammil6655 Except that he wasn't because he accepted the sponsorship deal in the first place?
Takimeko and his Random Channal
😂💀🤦🏾♀️
A guy was laying dead in his bedroom who did it?
1: John
2: bob
3: Samantha
Awnser: Robert because his name has a s in it
Oh my god you’re right,Thank you
4.
Eggnog
@@imbob99999 Nogegg
@@JustJaidenism egge noge
“Who killed the girl?”
“Mom: I was drinking my sprite.”
“Brother: I was peeing on a robot clown”
“Sister: I ate her haha.”
“Father: h”
“IT WAS THE MOTHER BECAUSE SHE HAS A DRINK.”
Obviously if someone has a drink that's very evil and suspicious
No it was the father ,h, very evil
good noi h
"John was found dead in a river. Who killed him?"
"His ex: He had a wife, I didn't know that"
"The police: He stole something from a store"
"His wife: He was cheating on me!"
Answer: COMMENTS (read: Haha, take the L. We're not gonna reveal the true answer is the river)
EROTIC BUTTERS it was the neighbor because they have a dog
hey i just wanted to say thank you for saying that the world really isnt as bleak as it seems. I feel like i kinda needed the insight you gave and im sure others needed it too, especially in today's world. i know this was posted two years prior to all of that, but it's a nice gem of info for sure. thanks m8, keep on with the excellent work
Fun fact: Audible has more audiobooks than the entire population of mars
oF CoUrSe It DOeS MaRS DoeSNT HAVE anY AUDIO bOOks
yOu So StUpId NoBoDy LiVeS oN mArS
Moonie Mal please get that unfunny cancerous joke outta here i just wanna enjoy a good comment and its good replies woosh me I dare you just know that joke is unfunny and cliche thank you
@@Meg-ul8nw Not funny, didn't laugh.
Bob_The_Jones ss
When he started rapping I was like okay this isnt gonna be good.. but in my noel miller / cody ko voice... BARS
y e s
Jarvis freestyling is the best thing ive heard in a very long time
This video was INCREDIBLE!! The rap, the psychology, your spot on and hilarious commentary.
If this was accurate to real life:
Detective: MRS. SMITH! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MR. SMITH!
Mrs. smith: why? I was his wife, we got married last week, and his neighbor hated him a lot
Detective: but you said you were outside in the rain to walk the dog, but you were clearly not wet
Mrs. Smith: well we went under a roof, so-
Detective: shut up, you are clearly very guilty for killing your husband
Mrs. Smith: but-
Detective: shh! I need to tell you your rights
Lol
Dang the detective savage af
"shh! I need to tell you your right" Detective, December 2018
*comment down the ANSWER!*
Couch Potato 🥔
Top ten rappers Eminem was scared to diss:
No-one. But Jarvis's rap was pretty fire.
I always found the premise of this so dark because the "was" implies that there's no chance Eminem might diss them in the future. So either Eminem is dead, or the rapper he was too scared to diss is dead.
The most impressive foreshadowing:
Having an icicle shaped soul patch
DEAR EVAN HANSEN, WE'VE BEEN WAY TOO OUT OF TOUCH
THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY AND IT SUCKS THAT WE DONT TALK THAT MUCH
BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT I THINK OF YOU EACH NIGHT
I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL THE TRUTH!
No Patrick it's sour patch kids and you can't put an icicle shaped one up your butt.
I just keep coming back to this video for the rap like damn it’s so good
Same, I need a full version
I also do that, I like to binge Jarvis videos and play them in the background, and everytime I come back to this one, I get so excited until the rap comes and stop everything I'm doing to watch it over like 3 times. It's so good.
We all need a full version of 5 minute raps
@yellow-and-black-anarchy yes
Agreed
Yes
“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.”
That escalated quickly
Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes
iClickbait he’s not wrong about any of that
Reminds me of the “anime was a mistake” meme. I mean, both quotes aren’t entirely wrong.
Honestly, it always does. 😅
Park ChimMin your pic is of Mysticmessenger !!!!!! ❤️
Animelover K. A. And I’m assuming your pic is Karma from Assassination Classroom?
Riddle: 💵👬 what brand is this?
Me: Gay money
Riddle: Paypal
Me: oh.
For context, yes I am gay.
Concrete Forrest how is that context
quiet prince ..yknow ;)
@@concreteforrest2164 lmao ... Y'know.......... ;;;;;;;)))))))
@Noah Renne ya know 😂
They definitely picked the wrong emoji for the PayPal one, my guess was “Money Hermanos.” 😂
5 minute crafts
7 second riddles
I hope they make 3 hour reacts
4 day cooking
@@BasicRock123 3-Month Educating
12 minutes commenting
How about 28 year pointless wars.
@@ashii_ii 10 years exercise
Stand up if you thought Jarvis’s rap was fire
Edit: I guess a lot of people stood up
Goldy Hearts what if your in a wheelchair though
You’re*
**Floats**
『!』 Retro Player 『!』😂😂
Darth Mayo 😂👌
Who killed Pete?
7 second riddles:”I C I C L E”
the devil’s popcicle
The thing is, I did guess icicle, but they could’ve said it was the winter or something.
7:11 BARrrrs~~
“more than just pals, but okay” jarvis said gay rights
Okay I might’ve skipped over that(I’m disgusted too) so where’s the time stamp?
ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ 8:45
@ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ why exactly are you disgusted?
Kay I think it’s about 7 second riddles and what they called that emoji
Kay disgusted that they accidentally skipped it
“You came across a door and opened it, and there were 3 caramel apples inside!”
“Her necklace just went off”. XD
Krowno OMGMGMGMGM UR SOOO CRINGY WHO STILL SAYS XD BRUUUUH
@@fadi398 Is this a joke?? Or are you not knowing that your being cringey to.
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@@nathaniel817 He asked if this is a joke so i don't know if the woosh thing works lol
"Liam was playing Fortnite "
You better actually do that mixtape
*_WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL_*
FIVE MINUTE RAPS.
it's what the world needs right now.❤
WiTcH FaMiLy Is PoOrEr?
*shows image of a family eating a sandwich*
ThEy ArE PoOr BeCaUsE ThEy MaDe ThEiR OwN FoOd!
shy utz they might be vegan
Candace Mung r/wooosh
*cough* which*
Lu si Yan r/stoplinkingsubredditswhen yourenotonrreddit
@@itheare1141 do you think only dumb people are on reddit? If that's true, you should be on reddit.
Answer: puma
Emoji: Cheetah
Hotel: Trivago
My family: disappointed
Yee:Haw
Kim: Possible
weave :snatched
Video: The Mother Killed her family, why did she do it?
Viewer: I don’t know, she hated them?
Video: The Son Killed the family
Viewer: _Excuse me, WhAt?_
She killed her family because her kids spent all her money on VBucks and the husband fucking taught the kids how to make a ciggare
Cursed OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
Wow
Cursed user
Jeez!💀
the thing you said in the conclusion was actually very interesting. im a child and have only recently started to try my best to form my own opinions about things i see on the internet, and i fell victim to a worldview where i thought every man was sexually charged at all times. now, having many male friends, i realize that they are just normal people and how the media attraction of sexual harassment made me think this way. the internet sucks lmao, never getting off tho
That rap was pretty fire tho.
a mother was found dead!
a woman who lost her blanket
a blanket who lost her woman
a who blanket her woman
answer:the frog
Obviously
Answer: *COMMENTS*
Hey p a u l
Leo
But these are comments. Commentception!
@@chloerowing1 h i
These riddles:
Video: One night Jimmy’s dad was eating potato chips while watching TV. Later that night, Jimmy killed his dad. Who killed Jimmy’s dad?
Me: Jimmy..
Video: The answer is the chip because the chip was having an affair with Jimmy and his wife so the chip grabbed a gun and shot a nuke out of it because it was pickle chin and fire gay.
Izaac Goudreau Reloaded lol
Lol, I never expected that answer
Wow jimmy killed his dad, and you still ask who kills his dad lol
I love how the riddles just exist to embed classism in your skull so if you see a homeless guy with a cellphone, you know not to give him money!
And if someone gets murdered always arrest someone based on little evidence that can have a logical explanation
99% can't solve these riddles!!!
That's because these 99% know this is gonna be trash.
*OOOOOH*
It's not that we can't, it's because they make zero sense
Its 100% stupid
I’m pretty sure that the 99% just think of the riddles as some pointless crap that doesn’t deserve their time
My dude was dropping bars.
Who killed the butler?
Answer:
*_COMMENTS_*
Joe
It was me,
Because I like Mac and cheese.
WAHH
I think Caillou has done that because he yeeted the Butler at the walll
XD
joe from you.
Me
I have an example for the "moral". Growing up I genuinely thought that quicksand would be a problem that I encountered on a regular basis because I saw it in so many cartoons. Turns out quicksand has never been a problem for me. 🤷♀️
6:55 can we just appreciate this freestyle
6:50 best part of the video
You’re welcome
Obviously
Thanks.
That rap was fire lmao. Pull a Danny Gonzalez and become a rapper named "Brace Face"
Gotta love teaching children that it's normal or encouraged to means test random strangers, because that will have precisely 0 negative side-effects
"i was hanging out by the ventilators"
"AHA! BUT THE VENTILATORS COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TURNED ON! THE POWER WAS OUT!"
"......yes?"
It's not as bizarre as the armchair. 😂
Are we called the unnamed fan base?
Your originality is genius
Yes, we are the unnamed fanbase now.
7 second riddles: **exists**
Jarvis Johnson: I'mma destroy this whole man's career
You didn't even do it right
8:37
me: gay money
the riddle: _paypal_
me: oh ok
Historians will say they were good friends
Pay "roommates"
Jarvis make another channel for your amazing Rap skills
I love how you make the voices sound like dbz characters
Not to mention they're basically manipulating people to get attention when saying they're riddles are "for geniuses" or "the 1% best". In reality, they're always either super easy or completely absurd, so all of the people that get them (let's say 50%) will feel smarter and stay on the channel 'cuz they like that...
Yup, I overheard my friends saying shit like "Watch this if ur smart"
And that every actual *good* riddle, they don’t even tell you the answer
@@alexistheamazing2796 Yeah, they say 'Put the answers in the comment below!
even their thumbnails, some of the riddles on it i was so happy to hear the answer, but the answers are not shown!
GJ Blanco YEAH!!!!!
as someone who hangs out with homeless people.. the idea that a homeless person having something that's worth money meaning they're secretly rich is HYSTERICAL nearly every homeless person i know digs through rich peoples trash to find designer glasses, bags, socks etc that have been thrown out and they often keep them as a sign of being good at dumpster diving and/or finding things in general
I’m already riddlemaker
Nerf jarvis
yes yes you did
This comment is cursed
Im already tracer
Nerf Craftsion
THAT FREESTYLE THOUGH????????🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Uh, I got spittle! Lol Jarvis is fuggin awesome
Jarvis has bars????????????????? My ears are burning. That was pretty.....FIRE!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I guess you could say it was
Bright side
I’ll open the door for you
I hope he really drops an album 💀🔥💯
Extreme Incorporated you sound really white
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My eyes have been opened, thank you Jarvis.
The voiceovers though-
true talent.
"i think they're more than just pals but ok"
Jasmine Skye gay
Gay
lizzygrl5 yes that was indeed the point of Jarvis’ comment
Überkritzed Dove How so?
@@tardersauce3578 insulting is a big point of comment, wtf.
6:52 You can't sit there and say Jarvis can't spit bars. This honestly one of my favorite videos he's ever released. I feel he should do rapping on the side.
who else wants to hear jarvis spit more mad bars?
Me
Watch Jarvis is the Worst Channel
Me
I love how the Mailman is just staring into my soul bobbing around his head
My teacher played this the whole period on the day before break
I was dying.
And it’s not a joke.
It’s painful.
End me.
Please.
Now.
This video or 7 second riddles?
WHICH VIDEO
No! Bad times don't last. Also I know it was a joke but still.
1st sponsorship. Congratulations!!!! Unarmed fan base supports you
Un-named AND unarmed? What if we need to riot?
Can we be called the Unarmed fan-base, please?? I love it. Lol
I'm armed stay back
Yes
Nobody:
7-second riddles: *puts same picture* who is smarter?
Nobody, duhhh
@@AidanZft their brains were never on because they were never there boom wow woah such a riddle
Not you obviously because you put "nobody" at the beginning just for people with attention crisis to laugh
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Jarvis, I got to say, I was actually impressed with that rap.
For the PayPal thing I was thinking they were brothers and it was Family Dollar
Dollar family
Same
I thought it was PayGay because a man holding a man's hand...
All I could think of was money gay
That's a better answer than the actual one
5 Minute raps, from the producers of Lords Scheme
OMG!!! I LOVE JAKE!!!
..sounds a lot like gods plan by drake..
(no relation)
@@derpy01 coincidence
@@zqus2205 @JustEpic oh, ok
damn, started spitting fire outta no where
(thx for 200 likes)
Geo Spark pun intended?
@@thebaileynewton Maybe
Geo Spark the world may never know
6:16 a better answer is this: If she was sleeping how could she know when the murder took place.