7-Second Riddles: The Darkest Riddles On The Internet
Вставка
- Опубліковано 3 тра 2024
- Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a 30 day free trial, go to audible.com/JARVIS or text JARVIS to 500-500.
7-second riddles is a bizarre youtube channel that is full of darkness for no reason lol.
MERCH - jarvis.clothing
My Bright Side Commentary - • The Dark Side of BRIGH...
My TROOM TROOM Commentary - • I Tried Following A Tr...
My 5-Minute Crafts Commentary - • 5-Minute Crafts Is The...
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
TWITTER - / jarvis
INSTAGRAM - / jarvis
MY TECH/LIFESTYLE CHANNEL - / jarvisjohnsonii
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
herbal tea by Artificial.Music / artificial-music
Creative Commons - Attribution 3.0 Unported- CC BY 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/... - Комедії
![Decoder who [Identity V]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/D9alJ18DCXA/mqdefault.jpg)
actual detectives looking at scene : I’ve figured it out!
victim’s family : who did it?
detectives : comments
Family: W-What? Who murdered our mother/wife? Please, sir! Please!
@@stanstanstan2597 _comments_
@@stanstanstan2597 Comments, dammit!
Sandy Cat14
Family: PLEASE! We need to know! And I don’t see any comments!
*there's no comments*
Didn’t expect you to drop some bars
6:44🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Focus Dj G
5 minute raps, I'd watch that
“Straight rapping, straight bars...”
“... pretty good, not that great...”
Got the vat19 music
7-second riddles: paypal
Me: M O N E Y G A Y
Bruh i was literally saying this out loud to myself and happened to be right on your comment
Bruh it's an emoji of a couple so yea
@the mr froggy *mogey*
I said suger dad
I said suger daddy 👀
Who killed Janice?
Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her
The butler, Jared
Her friend, Patricia
Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan
Because there's a ring on his finger but he says he's poor, and Janice is very rich but she's wearing no jewelry. Case closed
"I have something to tell you."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you are about to become."
I just had to add this Spaceballs quote- it works
@@emberleaf2341 "YOGURT!?"
Which was a problem because of our inexperienced intern, Billy
no it was the mailman because it’s sunday
A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him?
. His unborn child
. His great great great grandfather
. His phone
Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.
Lol
The zookeeper! Eating cereal for breakfast is very suspicious
Everyone knows that the zookeeper was a cereal killer.
w0w
@@teenyweenykiwi yea alot of cereal died...
I wasn't expecting Jarvis to be such a good rapper, came out of nowhere and he acted like nothing had happen after spitting fire.
The rap part was un-ironically good tho
edit: wtf how did this get so much attention and how did i just realize this a year later
6:45
@@teo-sb Y E S
for real when's that mixtape coming out I would buy it
@@mxda96 fr
Yes!
I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized.
there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.
I feel traumatized just by reading this alone
OMG I REMEMBER THIS ON, i believe that 80% of my paranoia as an 11 year old was bc of this channel
Yep, I remember this too lol, OG viewers unite
Yo you can really freestyle and flow.. was NOT expecting that.
Dylan DeFrates no cap
when?
friendly neighborhood autism in the video lol
GameWizard55 when in the video
friendly neighborhood autism 6:44 is when the epicness starts lol
Greatest rappers?
1) Jarvis
2) Jarvis
3) Jarvis
4) Jarvis
5) Jarvis
Because he spits hot fire.
And Jake, brillent creater of Lords Scheme
Option 6: Jarvis
Oh ummm..... (gasp) I got it JARVIS
I think Jarvis is the best
He got some spittle
I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.
i either feel seen or personally attacked by this, not sure which
holy shit, i'm pretty sure that's a batman villain origin story.
goddamn, this is literally me
Lol me, how dare you
@@adinarosenstein9586 riddler
“I think they’re more than just pals but okay”
Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him?
The window
His dog
His sandwich
The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.
Honestly, I can find that on their channel
He’s not a problem anymore
Well don’t lose your panties!
Dang it! I thought it was mirrormangayboy!!!!
The window, the dog, and the sandwich all did it together.
Jarvis: "im just gonna do a weird voice"
Jarvis: *sounds exactly like Ryan from Buzzfeed unsolved*
Wheeze
buzzfeed u̶n̶solved: *this guys dog died so he hired a private investigator and blamed his wife because she was being a good and responsible mother.* shane: ryan what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ryan: look shane we ran out of cold cases to talk about-
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING :O
@@carlybarker6180
-Wait is this a fandom that sounds like a fandom thing-
Rap🔥🔥🔥🔥
6:45
That rap made me slightly scroll down and click that thumbs up button.
7:00 he do be spitting sum nice bars tho
6:45
Ikr
The rap was unexpected, but appreciated
Sorry, had to unlike your comment to keep it at 420
@@hydros1ty honestly I respect that
@@WakiKat reliked because people ruined it lol
Sorry can’t like your comment, it’s at 444
sorry can't like your comment its at 447
Is it just me or can this mans freestyle like a god?
for real💀
its scripted not freestyle
@@heartrender6 it might not be honestly, that seemed like it was on the spot.
@@Atellas the entire video is scripted, this is common practice in the commentary youtuber community
@@heartrender6 absolutely. But still, sometimes improv just happens
I like reading the comments on these videos. Jarvis’ fan base is so incredibly wholesome. And I love it. There’s no complaining about anything.
I always wondered, what happens when you don't solve it in 7 seconds? sadly no one lives to tell the tale.
Seven second riddles: sees gay couple emoji.
“My god, they were roommates!”
(Under breath) and they were roommates.
Parker Whaley yEs
Bouquet for your best bud?
Roommates because they were mating in the room 😉 amiright?
That emoji is evil
Did my guy Jarvis just turn into a dragon cause he was spittin fire
Nice stolen comment
@@memeboi_6970 damn
@@memeboi_6970 Ironic, cause your comment was copied
@@memeboi_6970 All comments are probably stolen. Even the though I typed right now.
Ooo burn
I love how the riddles just exist to embed classism in your skull so if you see a homeless guy with a cellphone, you know not to give him money!
I just keep coming back to this video for the rap like damn it’s so good
Same, I need a full version
I also do that, I like to binge Jarvis videos and play them in the background, and everytime I come back to this one, I get so excited until the rap comes and stop everything I'm doing to watch it over like 3 times. It's so good.
Still waiting for 5 minute raps to drop
Alex Marker so am i
Maybe if we bother Jarvis a lot he may head to our demands
Let’s hope it comes soon.
5 minute craps
6:44🔥
🔥🔥🔥
“Yo I’m a 7-Second Riddle
You can call me poor but ima beat you with a weapon fiddle
You can take the high road but ima take the middle
Ima break you down to nothing like I whittle
I got some spittle
Uh
Nothing about me’s small or little
I’m in the Reno looking in the window sentimental
Uh”
Best 10 seconds of my life LMAO
James002 BARS
6:44
He needs to make a full vid of that
SnoopyGirl Noop thank you
James002 sounds like ski mask the slump god
8:40 is like, “did they sleep in the same bed, send each other love letters, never get married, kiss, and raise children together? yes, but they were just good friends.”
hey i just wanted to say thank you for saying that the world really isnt as bleak as it seems. I feel like i kinda needed the insight you gave and im sure others needed it too, especially in today's world. i know this was posted two years prior to all of that, but it's a nice gem of info for sure. thanks m8, keep on with the excellent work
A poor man died on a couch. Who stole the bible from the museum?
-Albert Hill
-His dog
-A TV.
Answer. The taxi driver. He did a backflip 6 years ago.
Was this inspired by NOOB TERROR UTTP?
tf is a pible
@@rokukou yible
@@hunterspringer276 kible
@@AK-ir4cv qible
the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times
not that i would know, or anything
Stop calling me out 😳
Homie called us all out-
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
steelstreqq プロデューサー
Lol
dude relatable i can't listen to my old mental breakdown song without sobbing uncontrollably it kinda sucks because it was a bop
This video was INCREDIBLE!! The rap, the psychology, your spot on and hilarious commentary.
They definitely picked the wrong emoji for the PayPal one, my guess was “Money Hermanos.” 😂
“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.”
That escalated quickly
Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes
iClickbait he’s not wrong about any of that
Reminds me of the “anime was a mistake” meme. I mean, both quotes aren’t entirely wrong.
Honestly, it always does. 😅
Park ChimMin your pic is of Mysticmessenger !!!!!! ❤️
Animelover K. A. And I’m assuming your pic is Karma from Assassination Classroom?
Riddle: 💵👬 what brand is this?
Me: Gay money
Riddle: Paypal
Me: oh.
For context, yes I am gay.
Concrete Forrest how is that context
quiet prince ..yknow ;)
@@concreteforrest2164 lmao ... Y'know.......... ;;;;;;;)))))))
@Noah Renne ya know 😂
7:11 BARrrrs~~
8:37
me: gay money
the riddle: _paypal_
me: oh ok
Historians will say they were good friends
Pay "roommates"
Stand up if you thought Jarvis’s rap was fire
Edit: I guess a lot of people stood up
Goldy Hearts what if your in a wheelchair though
You’re*
**Floats**
『!』 Retro Player 『!』😂😂
Darth Mayo 😂👌
your rap is actually fire you should release it (no joke)
Ogod yeah I know.
question, sonce i didn't want to do two comments, i looked throught the commeents and loked for people commenting on the rap. do you know what that song was, cause jesus, that was a good song!
Please no, I dont want him to leave us like Frank.
Yea
Did anyone get the name of the actual beat track?
the thing you said in the conclusion was actually very interesting. im a child and have only recently started to try my best to form my own opinions about things i see on the internet, and i fell victim to a worldview where i thought every man was sexually charged at all times. now, having many male friends, i realize that they are just normal people and how the media attraction of sexual harassment made me think this way. the internet sucks lmao, never getting off tho
FIVE MINUTE RAPS.
it's what the world needs right now.❤
a mother was found dead!
a woman who lost her blanket
a blanket who lost her woman
a who blanket her woman
answer:the frog
Obviously
Answer: *COMMENTS*
Hey p a u l
Leo
But these are comments. Commentception!
@@chloerowing1 h i
Jarvis hurry up, I need five minute raps on Spotify NOW
Yes
Absolutely yes
PREACH
That would be amazing lol
agreed
Gotta love teaching children that it's normal or encouraged to means test random strangers, because that will have precisely 0 negative side-effects
I have an example for the "moral". Growing up I genuinely thought that quicksand would be a problem that I encountered on a regular basis because I saw it in so many cartoons. Turns out quicksand has never been a problem for me. 🤷♀️
These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".
UwU
😂😂😂
Omg i remember that comic strip 😂😂😂
@@marang_a_letsatsi that is hilarious that 2 of us retain that memory.
You're probably thinking of Slylock Fox. It's in the Sunday comic of the city's newspaper where I grew up. He also has a mouse sidekick named Max Mouse, btw.
Who killed the maid?
*Crippling dismorphia and the transphobic society*
STFU
@@cheekylucas17 Neither are you
Do you mean dysphoria?
@@toadfroyo of course, sorry, english isnt my first language 😅
Hounds like A Harry Potter subtitle.
Jarvis, I got to say, I was actually impressed with that rap.
My eyes have been opened, thank you Jarvis.
The voiceovers though-
true talent.
5:45 Mom: Lora was studying
Video: _shows an unrelated toy dinosaur next to Lora_
Well, now I _really_ know she was lying
No, this is expected
She's a paleontologist
8:45 “I think they’re more than just pals but okay”
I initially guessed “pay gay” which was pretty close actually
My guess was Money Gay xD
My guys was Dollar Dudes
my guess was Ralph Lauren because they were wearing polos and it had money 🤷🏼♀️
I guessed rich parents.
I guessed *money friends*
6:16 a better answer is this: If she was sleeping how could she know when the murder took place.
I love how the Mailman is just staring into my soul bobbing around his head
“Who killed the girl?”
“Mom: I was drinking my sprite.”
“Brother: I was peeing on a robot clown”
“Sister: I ate her haha.”
“Father: h”
“IT WAS THE MOTHER BECAUSE SHE HAS A DRINK.”
Obviously if someone has a drink that's very evil and suspicious
No it was the father ,h, very evil
good noi h
"John was found dead in a river. Who killed him?"
"His ex: He had a wife, I didn't know that"
"The police: He stole something from a store"
"His wife: He was cheating on me!"
Answer: COMMENTS (read: Haha, take the L. We're not gonna reveal the true answer is the river)
EROTIC BUTTERS it was the neighbor because they have a dog
“more than just pals, but okay” jarvis said gay rights
Okay I might’ve skipped over that(I’m disgusted too) so where’s the time stamp?
ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ 8:45
@ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ why exactly are you disgusted?
Kay I think it’s about 7 second riddles and what they called that emoji
Kay disgusted that they accidentally skipped it
In the bathhouse, the thing in the bucket is probably a Vihta, a finish bundle of birch sticks that you use to beat yourself in with the sauna. A likely murder weapon.
Jarvis: Can you guess?
Me: um, five-minute riddles?
Jarvis: 7-second riddles! ... You saw it in the title?
Me: oh
Jarvis: "Could you imagine if 7-second riddles had a 2nd channel for the answers?"
Me: Don't give them any ideas...
Lol they already did though, showed on screen
@@MyUsersDark that was edited, i couldn’t find anything about it online
A guy was laying dead in his bedroom who did it?
1: John
2: bob
3: Samantha
Awnser: Robert because his name has a s in it
Oh my god you’re right,Thank you
4.
Eggnog
@@imbob99999 Nogegg
@@Jaidenism0722 egge noge
I can confirm the Confirmation Bias. When I was younger I would watch these videos and because of that, I now have depression, crippling anxiety and I'm scared of a lot of things in my day to day life.
Thanks Seven Second Riddles 😉😊👍
3:19 damn daves life really went downhill after he broke up with leslie
I’m already riddlemaker
Nerf jarvis
yes yes you did
This comment is cursed
Im already tracer
Nerf Craftsion
WiTcH FaMiLy Is PoOrEr?
*shows image of a family eating a sandwich*
ThEy ArE PoOr BeCaUsE ThEy MaDe ThEiR OwN FoOd!
shy utz they might be vegan
Candace Mung r/wooosh
*cough* which*
Lu si Yan r/stoplinkingsubredditswhen yourenotonrreddit
@@itheare1141 do you think only dumb people are on reddit? If that's true, you should be on reddit.
6:54 was my favorite part :3
I wanna hear more
12:26
For anyone wondering, those are probably supposed to be birch branches - "vihta." You're supposed to smack yourself with them after the sauna to get your blood moving
or while being in the sauna! that's what my family has always done
“If she had been sleeping, how could she have known what the children were doing?”
_Long-term_ memory: am I a joke to you?
“Turn your brain on”
bro, i just bust a motor cortex
Brain blast!
not to mention:
kids will jump on your back while you're asleep
they might come to you to show what they're doing
they're friccing annoying
source: am kid
Parenting: “Am I a joke to you?”
Jarvis: Tries to be serious about his sponsor
Everyone: *Wait a minute, that’s illegal*
...oh crap... The FBI is here...
So, uh... Since you're here... Before you raid all our houses, or whatever else you were going to do. Can you... Uh... Wipe all the terrible UA-cam channels that Jarvis is criticizing off of reality? Thanks.
ua-cam.com/video/ipO6bJu13i0/v-deo.html
This video should clear up the confusion
He was forced by audible to say those things
@@aghamuzammil6655 Except that he wasn't because he accepted the sponsorship deal in the first place?
Takimeko and his Random Channal
😂💀🤦🏾♀️
6:45
No context needed
iconic jarv jarv voices:
-ryan bregara from buzzfeed unsolved
-glenn sturgis from cloud 9
-2(draw)strings the rapper
A pickle was found dead in his apartment. Who killed him?
The water bottle
His gum
Or a Barbie doll
His mom because of that damn phone
No, it was pickle rick and Morty killed him
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 Funniest shit I've ever seen
Veggie tales: part 69
Mahbub Malek Syed
Brilliant.
That rap. Straight fire
BUH BUH BUH BARS
Ye
'Pal' fire
I know right.
About being scared when we see more bad things happening thing, I just want to remind some people out there that watching something does not make the chances of it happening to you more likely. Your feelings are valid and I understand this feeling, but this mindset helped me get over that. Of course, this may not work for everyone, and Jarvis pretty much already stated this, but just know that you are not alone and it is more likely you are safe than not. Videos and movies don't change the percentage of that happening.
I have read 'an absolutely remarkable thing' and 'a beautifully foolish endeavor' by Hank Green so many times they are such good books! The audio versions are SO GOOD.
"Are they saying this homeless man is trash? But hes secretly rich he has a laptop." Lmfao dude
Fun fact: Audible has more audiobooks than the entire population of mars
oF CoUrSe It DOeS MaRS DoeSNT HAVE anY AUDIO bOOks
yOu So StUpId NoBoDy LiVeS oN mArS
Moonie Mal please get that unfunny cancerous joke outta here i just wanna enjoy a good comment and its good replies woosh me I dare you just know that joke is unfunny and cliche thank you
@@Meg-ul8nw Not funny, didn't laugh.
Bob_The_Jones ss
WHY WAS THAT RAP ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT
The voice overs are on point and fit perfectly with the riddles
5 minute crafts
7 second riddles
I hope they make 3 hour reacts
4 day cooking
@@BasicRock123 3-Month Educating
12 minutes commenting
How about 28 year pointless wars.
@@ashii_ii 10 years exercise
Top ten rappers Eminem was scared to diss:
No-one. But Jarvis's rap was pretty fire.
I always found the premise of this so dark because the "was" implies that there's no chance Eminem might diss them in the future. So either Eminem is dead, or the rapper he was too scared to diss is dead.
I’m glad “Alex and this friend” were safe in the pool as they were 6, and the mom was busy *taking the dog out*
You didn't need to go *that* hard on that rap, but you did it for us, KING!
Who killed Pete?
7 second riddles:”I C I C L E”
the devil’s popcicle
The thing is, I did guess icicle, but they could’ve said it was the winter or something.
We all need a full version of 5 minute raps
@yellow-and-black-anarchy yes
Agreed
Yes
3:51 i can’t even pay attention to the riddle because she’s playing the violin backward it’s supposed to be on the left shoulder with the bow in the right
she’s the rich one because she’s practicing her violin pantomime part in a movie lmao
She could be left handed.
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 left or right handed you still play the violin the same way
@@louloudaki_ That's cool, I didn't know that.
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 glad i could help! i’ve been a classical violist for years and did violin before that. i’ll take any excuse to talk about my instrument
I’m just binging your channel as I do from time to time lol but that rap was sooooo fire like it was so good!!! Just so impressed 🙌🏾👌🏾
Men with beards are more likely to cheat on their partner than a woman with a beard.
Edit: **giVEs dRaMAtIc sPeEcH aBoUT aLL tHe LiKeS**
Banana Love u don’t say🤧💀 :O
Seems legit
o shit you right
I know where u stole that from
CuberGames same i saw it on some video
When he started rapping I was like okay this isnt gonna be good.. but in my noel miller / cody ko voice... BARS
y e s
B A R S
This was fantastic! I enjoyed the voiceovers
That happy island vacation music playing as they announce the guy is murdered in a public bath lol.
If this was accurate to real life:
Detective: MRS. SMITH! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MR. SMITH!
Mrs. smith: why? I was his wife, we got married last week, and his neighbor hated him a lot
Detective: but you said you were outside in the rain to walk the dog, but you were clearly not wet
Mrs. Smith: well we went under a roof, so-
Detective: shut up, you are clearly very guilty for killing your husband
Mrs. Smith: but-
Detective: shh! I need to tell you your rights
Lol
Dang the detective savage af
"shh! I need to tell you your right" Detective, December 2018
*comment down the ANSWER!*
Couch Potato 🥔
The most impressive foreshadowing:
Having an icicle shaped soul patch
DEAR EVAN HANSEN, WE'VE BEEN WAY TOO OUT OF TOUCH
THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY AND IT SUCKS THAT WE DONT TALK THAT MUCH
BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT I THINK OF YOU EACH NIGHT
I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL THE TRUTH!
No Patrick it's sour patch kids and you can't put an icicle shaped one up your butt.
9:30 pretty sure audible has more audio books than any other planet in our solar system
6:06
It's the wife because she said she was asleep, but if she was asleep how would she know exactly what the kids are doing?
Answer: puma
Emoji: Cheetah
Hotel: Trivago
My family: disappointed
Yee:Haw
Kim: Possible
weave :snatched
You better actually do that mixtape
*_WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL_*
talkin troof in these videos, jarvis. got me thinking about my own biases and thoughts and how these affect my anxiety and stuff
serious comment here:
i get really bad fits of paranoia which all stem from the worry of me or my loved ones being harmed, and i often feel that, if I'm not paying close attention, then something bad will happen. this often leads to me calling my boyfriend randomly to check on him when he might just be in the middle of cooking or cleaning, and usually if i don't get a response, i end up calling dozens of times. i think this is largely because the amount of negative media i'd consume in my youth about murder and hatecrimes and all the other things that 7-second riddles and bright side normalizes in their videos. i'd like to say that Jarvis being reassuring about how rare it is for any of those things to really happen helped calm me just now, and i appreciate him saying it at the end of the video a lot.
“You came across a door and opened it, and there were 3 caramel apples inside!”
“Her necklace just went off”. XD
Krowno OMGMGMGMGM UR SOOO CRINGY WHO STILL SAYS XD BRUUUUH
@@fadi398 Is this a joke?? Or are you not knowing that your being cringey to.
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@@nathaniel817 He asked if this is a joke so i don't know if the woosh thing works lol
"Liam was playing Fortnite "
Video: The Mother Killed her family, why did she do it?
Viewer: I don’t know, she hated them?
Video: The Son Killed the family
Viewer: _Excuse me, WhAt?_
She killed her family because her kids spent all her money on VBucks and the husband fucking taught the kids how to make a ciggare
Cursed OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
Wow
Cursed user
Jeez!💀
11:19
It meant since the mailman knew the old man would be dead before Wednesday he didn’t bother to deliver the newspaper for those two days instead of the entire week worth of newspapers
I can’t even make this up, me and my younger sister used to watch these until my parents one day just said we couldn’t. It was because she had nightmares of them. Great kids content guys