Trying 5 Min Crafts's Worst Life Hacks
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vulcan grip that like button 🖖
Jarvis Johnson I was the first to like
Hi
yes
Y not
I did it before u said this
“He has a gun.”
“Relax.. its a glue gun.”
*proceeds to hold it like an actual gun*
*turns out, it was actually a real gun disguised as a glue gun*
Hannah Reee r/thissubredditismostlikelynotrealok
Hannah Ree you use your tail like every normal human has
Suhas Korada
Umm, okay...
OMG😮 it is a gun in disguise!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:I broke my leg what do I do
5 minute crafts: ......... Hot glue
Be like that sometimes
Use toothpaste and wait for 2 weeks without moving.
Congratulations! Your leg is mended but you died of dehydration!
Peanut butter
"NOW IT BURNSSSS"
Box cutter.
Friend: Oh god I have a test tomorrow, I'm so worried-
Me: _runs up behind them and forces my thumb into their mouth_
not only is that disgusting, but it's effectively a life hack for a restraining order 😭
@@s_mai8970 how to get reported to human resources quick
Aggressively squeezes $20 worth of toothpaste into a ballon
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 toothpaste balloon
i like how when the baby head is being cut open alexis and sean are disturbed and jarvis just- :-)
he is numb
*:D*
I'm the same
It made me think of that one art exhibition I've been to. Lots of baby dolls: babies in flasks, baby body parts glued together, baby heads cut open with things written inside... and more.
@@ZielonaPastela where did you go to see that
Life hack: if your friend is about to sneeze, shoot them 13 times in the chest, and then they won't sneeze.
PvPower Gaming genius!
I prefer 22 times to ensure that they won't sneeze and
Try mustard gas and I'm sure they'll stop and do a funny dance on the floor
One shot little bit higher is enough.
@@goose685 yea, but with the coronavirus going around, I prefer the range.
What if I only have 12 bullets
Shaun is so sweet with this whole "fun day with your daughter" thing
*Shane
@@PrettierNPastel That's how you spell his name??
@@PrettierNPastel I have never seen Shaun/Sean spelled like Shane ever
Matthew Mills Shane Dawson, never heard of him?
@@helenhan2632 yes, but that's Shane, not Shaun
Life hack:
If you don’t have a stress ball, buy a stress ball and destroy it. That will relieve the stress.
Yea
I love your username!!!
@@melisslaying7178 omg me toooo
Love your user
No just BURN them
(Get it Philip soo plays Eliza in hamilton)
The way Jarvis is just smiling like a psychopath into the camera while his friends are having breakdowns, is so perfect.
🤣🤣🤣
That emergency life jacket looks like something that would get the bomb squad called...
Knowing Better imagine seeing someone in that just casually walking around
Well, seeing you here is kinda unexpected
Seems like you know better.
He can have a life too.
Glad to see you here
4 horsemen of the apocalypse:
Box cutter
Toothpaste
Hot glue gun
Empty bottle
*empty coke bottle
If you rearrange the items it spells BETH. Beth is Satan incarnate.
Ballon
You mean the lifehackolypse
You forgot the empty condoms
I remember one time a girl at my school brought a stress ball she made by filling a balloon with conditioner and she dropped it and it popped and made a mess
but conditioner is expensive why use it
la kirill at least sand or water is free depending on your texture preferences. Or buy one from the dollar store.
but it was better than just spending $1 on a stress ball, like normal people do 🙄
@@clarabailey9078 clearly, why buy a $1 stress ball when you could make one for no reason at all
@@juliashirokova8374 poop is free and has the correct texture.
And don't even think about using a Pepsi bottle. The 5-minute people will find out and show up at your door Coin Master style and demand "Did you use a Pepsi bottle in our crafts?"
they will take 5% of everything
they took the kids
Bruh coin master still exists?
@@markseraph not now, but remember Raid: Shadow Legends? God, that was an annoying time.
wouldn’t it make more sense if they were mad you used a coke bottle or something
Just remember if you spill coffee on your shirt (which can be washed out)
Cover it in *permanent marker* so that you can always remember your stupidity
I know right it's not like it is impossible to be washed away
Justin Y's Ghost and what’s stupid is that when the coffee washes off the sharpie doesn’t
@@taejintm precisely. I'm really curious as to what idiots run 5minutecrafts.
@@ubuyashi735 I know. I saw him nearly every other video before. Where'd he go?
666 likes
“I‘m Testosterone Johnson” how is he making these names
Milkycharizard wow nice
@@kippyskippy1872 like that
You three are all great explainers and give great examples.
@Eve Williamson There are a lot of references to earlier videos in the intro
wish i was testosterone johnson
"I live in the shadows."
Proceeds to sit next to the lamp
@Sracy Regenold omg why would you freaking say that???? 😐
Damien Black I-
@@andreablack1516 what did they say
@@juliashirokova8374 I *actually* think I can't say it
@@juliashirokova8374 let's just say, some hardcore swears
As a woman who has taken self defense classes since I was a child, I am legitimately scared of someone, especially another woman, seeing these and thinking any of them work.
Not sure why you felt the need to say “as a woman” but if you have zero self defense skills, you’ll probably have better luck hitting someone in the face with a bag with a water bottle in it or something than nothing, or poking someone in the eyes, pressure points etc. You’ll have better luck with “stupid” things than nothing at all. /srs
@@stawklove2990I mean yes, doing something is better than doing nothing. However, having false faith that these techniques will work to disarm in attacker puts you in a terrible position. Not only does this shit not work, you've pissed off someone who already wishes to hurt AND wasted time on petty tricks rather than just hitting the guy.
Also, "as a woman" is relevant here mostly because of the nature of the attacks, it's more likely that a woman (or someone feminine presenting in general honestly) will be choked or abducted.
can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis here?
for the intro, he not only acted out a bit, but he took the time to recreate the soap hand that has been haunting all our dreams.
and he not only made it, its probably just sitting in his house somewhere bc he has no idea what to do with it
thats commitment.
no
no.
no..
no...
no....
Airport security: "sir why do you have a gasoline container?"
Me: "but it's my suitcase?"
The tsa would give you a forced cavity search if they saw that ""suitcase"" lol
xD
Lmao-Im imagining that way too vividly
@@kannikakalavity4744 ya I got it on sale, 50% off!
i got it from gucci it was on sale for 1000
once some kid came in my class with one of those stupid toothpaste stress balls. It exploded and toothpaste went everywhere. my jacket smelled like toothpaste for the entire day
Wait, but doesn't toothpaste smell like mint?
@@Idontthinkieverwill yea but it's tooo strong
@@AK-ir4cv I guess that would get annoying eventually, even if it does drive off any other smell.
(I'm not being sarcastic, just agreeing)
@@Idontthinkieverwill Ik. I once squeezed toothpaste all over my pants ( by accident of course) and it smelt ok at first but then it irritated my nostrils.
@@AK-ir4cv were you able to wash the pants?
(Sorry for changing the topic, I was just wondering)
I'm surprised nobody mention that the "emergency life jacket" wouldn't work. as the shirt got wet and saturated, the cloth inside the lid of the bottle would begin to absorb water and deposit it in the bottles. Eventually, the bottles would have enough water in them to make it difficult to remain above water.
Coke bottles don't have cloth in the lid.
The foam seal? Don't think so
@@finnanmaxwell They tied the cap of the bottle through the shirt, so a bit of the shirt is inside the bottle. As the shirt gets wet and the moisture spreads to the cloth on the inside of the bottle, it will deposit inside.
@@Shadowtailit was a joke they made about the coke bottle cause 5 minute crafts only ever uses Coca Cola and there was ongoing dialogue in the vid on this.
i hate when i trip on the holy ghost
Ikr it happens all the time >:(
#relatable
I hate it when people go out of their way to insult Christianity.
@@beautifuldisgrace2814 it's a joke tho
@@beautifuldisgrace2814 but christianity sucks...
do you think that while the titanic was sinking everyone was panicking, and then some random guy yells,
*"WAIT, GUYS, I NEED ONE MORE WATER BOTTLE"*
Ok ok dis comment needs more likes😂
Duh
Do you realize water bottles weren't invented when the Titanic sank...
No duh, they didn't have water bottles back then, that's why so many people died!
(too dark?)
Vanessa Atalanta, no, perfect amounts of dark. youre punching up at the people at five minute crafts and not the people who died on the titanic
His love for his imaginary daughter is everything
I thought imaginary said emergency lol
@@mewofmidnight7699 Ah yes, she only exists when there's an emergency.
For that fish scale shirt, here's a life hack for parents: pick a shirt your kid never wears, use multiple colors of dye and strategically add some glitter. Boom, now your kid is the Rainbow Fish for Favorite Book Character Day at their elementary school.
How do you add glitter to a shirt /genq
@@stawklove2990 Glittery puff paint is the easiest way, but for a single day of wear you could use glue. Just mix glitter into glue and paint it on.
when you add glitter to a shirt, keep in mind you are also adding glitter to literally everything else. it's just part of your home now.
"it's a great hack cause now when you shake people's hands you wash them." haha you never thought this would turn out to be so black mirrorly useful by 2020 huh JARVIS
the new 2020 superhero
SOAP BOY
after a tragic accident with a lighter that cost him his hand, he gained a new one made of soap
he now uses his newfound power to cleanse the filthy hands of strangers and fight his arch-nemesis, the villainess Dr.Corona
@@roseofhybrids Now I wanna see that-
Rose ofhybrids I can imagine a movie
Ys
@@roseofhybrids please don't give netflix ideas. 🤣🤣🤣
*Drops coffee on shirt*
*Draws a map on her shirt*
Thanks, Hack channel.
They just hack
Yes I also watchee the video 👍
Watched*
@@thomaslafrance9231 there is something called {Edit}
Ikr
22:57 Love that people are just walking right past someone filming 2 people laughing at and then acting shocked as they watch a 4th person write "Earth" on his coffee-stained shirt.
Hot glue, boxcutters, and plastic bottles are like vowels for crafts, you can’t make a craft without one of them
I love how honest he is
“Both are getting paid to be here”
That was a joke
This comment was a joke about a joke, I believe.
I am a joke
@@13Riflez brother?
@@girtubogdan7139 sister?
don’t you hate it when you spill your coffee in the shape of the bahamas? ugh!
yeah, last time i spilled it i created Chiuba
China+Cuba
ugh! mine was shaped like Hawaii 😩
Uugghh mine was in the shape of a guinea pig 😤😤😤
Mine was in the shape of... wait yeah I saw right... it's in the shape of wakanda...wait.. NO, WEENIE HUT JR?
fucking spilled mine in the shape of russia, it sucks
"God dang blast it i spilt my coffee in the shape of the bahamas!"
Is that what you did when you formed the continents, Groudon?
@@Dani-Claw the Bahamas..
Oh my god-
Is nobody going to mention the fact that he is so dedicated he put actual peanut butter in his own hair!
“Oh no im about to fall into a lake”
*takes out 10 plastic bottles*
*straps them on*
*ties some string*
“Few im safe!”
It's actually spelled "Phew"
So, that's what woulda saved Jason Voorhees!
Then we wouldn't have so many dead people, because of him!
thanks, 5 Minute Crafts !!
@@justhaden3825 i think it's for short
@@Denji_Hayakawa
Like 3 letters instead of 4? Lmao
Just Haden Stfu its a typing shortcut. If its obvious then let it be.
Is it just me or does the "emergency life vest" look like the stereo typical bomb vest when it's out of water.
@Maximum Ride **eats all of the nuggets that soften your landing in the Nugget Cave, then uses antidotes after that.**
Life vest in the beach bomb vest in the airport
Imagine walking into the airport wearing that bomb vest/life jacket, using a gas barrel as a suitcase. A TSA agent subdues you and you have to explain why the white sticky substance in a balloon isn't a cum water balloon.
That's exactly what I thought!
XD
If someone tried the lipstick hack on me, I would instantly wake up and accidentally poke their eyes out because it tickles
Petition for Jarvis to make “Earth” merch
Jarvis has one of the best side character storylines and I’m here for it
genius life hack:
microwave your phone to charge it
edit: you have to wet it first though
Thank u man totally work! I owe u one!
You owe me a new microwave
And a new house
ITS A LONG STORY
@@NAUDIYA_NICOLE what about your phone
Erik Burzinski hey it charged at the cost of only a microwave and a house. He’s just a greedy greedy person. LIKE YOUR PHONE GOT CHARGED UGH FORGET THE HOUSE YOU DONT NEED THAT
yes
“I’m in a different place than I was before!” What a transition!😂
I like how these life hack videos always use plastic bottles to make their own life vest instead of teaching how you can turn a pair of pants into a floation device, which is actually useful in an emergency and feels like is within life hack territory.
Me: She broke up with me!
5-Minute Crafts: ... Toothpaste!!!
Maybe she broke up with you because you had bad breath?
Maybe you can hot-glue the pieces of your heart back together?
Have u tried ramen?
*E A T T H E E M P T Y C O K E B O T T L E*
You could hot glue a Pepsi bottle on your heart???
“but on the *bright side* , 5 minute crafts taught me how to make a new hand”
smooth
If you want *this effect* you should separate comma from the word
As smooth as soap
As smooth as people’s hands after we shake hands
K *brightside*
@@innyermest7199 *How* did I not know this
"i shouldn't be in charge of children"
Onion boi,is that you?
Kai is crying
Can we take a moment to appreciate how hard Jarvis worked for the clip in the beginning?
this really vulcan grips my solar plexus
what if it would vulcan grip your groin
@@coel3572
They would cease to have a groin
@@coel3572 ill do it to you if you want to find out
@@nope-ve9ks r/cursedcomments
Alexis: *Scared*
Sean: *Confused*
Jarvis: *Smiles darkly*
17:52
I was Jarvis right about then.
“Now at what age do you show this to your daughter”
Yes, that's what they did
His smile was crunchy
22:27 just imagine how weird would it be to just see that on the sidewalk
I once was watching a 5-minutes crafts video and they squirted ketchup for a book mark
Just for that I am calling the police
Life Hack: If you crack your phone screen, put in rice, it should be good in 24 hours
Does this work or is itt sarcasm
The plastic in the rice will definetly fill the cracks
JoeKillsYou it works rice fixes everything you dishonor to your famiry
OmG sToP tEaChInG kIdS bAd AdViCe YoU oBvIoUsLy UsE tOoThPaStE NoT rIcE >:(
it's because asians are gonna eat the rice and fix the cellphone
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. The Empty Bottle Nation, The Hot Glue Nation, The Toothpaste Nation, and The Box Cutter Nation. Then, everything changed when the Empty Bottle Nation attacked.
&%f&%‰%%&
Oooohhh a new live action Avatar: The Last Craft-Hacker! I hope this one does better than the last one. Baking Soda bending is NOT a subclass or Empty Bottle Nation. 🙄 Like, they should respect the source material and not change subclasses like that.
Toothpaste Nation for life.
The Glue Gun Nation attacked
Lol
..and that’s how the hunger crafts started
21:45 can we take a minute to appreciate how great this friend group looks
"Yeah of course you put hot glue on your toothbrush and brush your teeth we all do" *He says, while smiling, revealing a row of teeth covered in hot glue, and burnt gums*
5 minute crafts logic is
Your leg hurt? You feel to heavy? You can't even walk?
*GO TO SPACE*
*are you tired of breathing?!?!* Follow these tips!
Kiss it where it hurts
Just cut it off
Are you tired of living?
Well..
Follow these 7 tips to help you!!
Myrmid0n_ then hot glue it back together
“You didn’t ask any follow up questions?”
-“AbsoLUTELY not”
*crickets* 😐😶
Remember when life hacks were our biggest issue? Good times.
Jarvis : **Talks**
Alexis : **STARES INTENSELY**
Director must be saying: *NOW SPILL COFFEE IN THE SHAPE OF THE BAHAMAS*
Edit omg 1.7k likes yay
That was so painted on like it was too specific
Poor actor...
She tried over and over again
I know. It happens all the time. Very convenient.
How did you know that was one of my talents
@@lpawowp That's not even the shape of the Bahamas
Shaun looks like someone tried to draw RoomieOfficial from memory
lol
You annihilating him bro
roasted
*Shaun has left the chat*
@@leasilva8175 Sean
Alexis: so the stress ball-
Jarvis: I’m worried
shaun: *causally places thumb in Jarvis’ mouth*
I was sculpting something for my friend while watching this video, then I hear “it looks to bad” from everyone in the video and I was prepared to defend myself for a second, like I looked up and started saying “no it’s not!” When I realized they were just reacting to the garbage suitcase
Why did you think they could hear you 😭 /genq /not making fun
I’m in poland right now, and I forgot to bring my zipped gas tank with me.
Polish people problems
BPA (bisphenol A) is a poisonous chemical used in the manufacturing of some plastics. You might want to join a different team.
iDiOT! Gahhh
SonicFan81 *_Thats the joke_*
@@sweetersr wat
If the person is asleep why not just use their finger to unlock the phone duh.
yeah they *totally* wouldn't feel it unless they're a heavy sleeper
@@wow-rs2kn well, if they fell asleep on their phone then they must've been very tired, so moving their finger 2 inches to push it against the button probably wouldn't wake them up.
Głïtčhęd x 3d I did that to my mom and cousin UwU
Głïtčhęd x 3d I put my thumbprint on my moms phone so I can get in whenever I want
@@clairenewberry9957 Is... is this a joke? If not, I don't understand why a son would need access to their mother's phone unless you're hoping she takes nude selfies, in which then we have even bigger issues to fucking sort out.
15:17
“Ma’am, you dropped your pho-“
“BAG PUNCH”
“GROIN PUNCH”
I love watching Alexis just slowly crumple at the realization that they're making a floatation device in the video xD
"holy ghost" you know Jarvis goes to black church (as do I)
Udoka Fintelmann what’s a black church?
@@pleasemisterpostman1549 its a church that targets the black race
@@imatree4015 A what now???
@@jabblock5433 skyrim iron shield give me the wisdom
How do you join the black church
I wanna too
Jarvis: When were these beans roasted?
Jarvis: I dunno. I think March?
Me: *like*
Jarvis: "fresh" Coffee
5 minute crafts: there's a craft for that too
\-æ[ [-| _
*everyone liked that*
Get the refrence?
No
22:01 Soo no one is gunna talk about that amazing art of spiderman in the background....
That’s what I was thinking
17:50 If Sid didn't see Woody talk this is how far he would of gone
"On the *Bright Side*"
I see what you did there
Nincadalop I’ve been looking for this comment
I swear, 8 year olds are gonna get themselves killed by these "hacks"
I saw one where it said to soak strawberries in BLEACH, to make white strawberries.
Dodo Modo people have gotten killed by these hacks. Google it.
@@naan5026 wait
*§ È Ř Ï Ø Û Ş Ł Ý*
A kid did, she was doing something with popcorn, it blew up and she died not long after of burns.
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 yeah I don't think it was specifically 5 minute crafts but it was a similar creator and the lady does videos cooking food at her desk with random items and the girls tried making popcorn in a soda can.
5 minute crafts
Plot twist
It’s actually 5:01 minutes
Whenever you say Coke I automatically think about cocaine
"911, what's your emergency?"
"HELP MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!"
"Nah just put some hot glue on it"
any glue is about to be veeeerrrrryyyyy hot glue
Nah, hot glue won't work. You need to put toothpaste on it!
@@anyamallick568 toothpaste won't work. You gotta use Coke
You're all wrong, you have to cut a coke bottle
Nah,nah,rub it with baking soda on a toothbrush
Jarvis runs 5 minute crafts secretly and then he goes on this channel and makes content off of it
Josh Mcconnell “and that’s the tea sis”
You've cracked the code
*STONKS*
A true content farm
Josh Mcconnell what the heck is that profile pic 😂
you've been pretty quiet
*I Live In The Shadows*
......cool
19:20 "oahp here comes the sleep."
8:40 You could actually be arrested for boating with this life jacket because you need to use federally approved life jackets.
"Wow, this hack works go-"
"LIFE JACKET POLICE!"
*_"I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-"_*
Hate to be that guy, but it did say "emergency life jacket" not "this life jacket won't have the Coast Guard capsizing your boat"
Ah yes, those classic emergencies when I have 8 large plastic bottles and a long piece of string.
@@johnt6773 Let's say you're on a boat lost at sea. Before you left, you packed a lot of bottles of soda because you really like soda. (Also, rope is a VERY common thing on boats, don't be stupid.) You are lost at sea because a bad storm messed up your boat and happened to take the container of life jackets overboard with it (yes they are usually bolted down but this is for a dire emergency you dolt) so you use the large empty soda bottles to make an improvised life jacket. If it seems stupid. but it works and keeps you alive, it can't be that stupid.
The Shame Botter sure it could work but that’s a very specific situation
"When were these roasted?"
"March?"
Nice call back with that line.
I’m so deep into my own magpie aesthetic that it’s weird to see people react with confusion and upset to crafts involving taking old dolls apart 😂
Jarvis smiling calmly while Alexis silently panics is such a feeling
That coffee sketch has gotten so stuck in my head I’ve spent actual hours trying to find it before 💀
- the weirdly appropriate music
- guffawing
- that fucking face his friend makes like :O OH FUCK he’s doin it
- tHe WoRlD
- the cutest Jarvis smile I’ve ever seen him make
"Jarvis is trying his best"
I agree man, I agree
Next time you do one of these, take a shot every time you see
•glue gun
•box cutters
•fire
•Toothpaste
You could just tell them to jump off a bridge, same effect
•empty container (bottle, tissue box, etc.)
•rubber bands
•felt fabric
Hi I'm 13
ui tiotaluy diydnt thdat
Life Hack:Instead of using PERMANENT marker, wash your shirt
Or you can get the best of both worlds and do the permanent marker, then wash your shirt either that ridiculous, lemon juice hand sanitizer paper towel goop lifehack that totally works :D
Boom life hack hacked
So this video has 5MC advocating for replacing an EMERGENCY LIFE VEST with bottles and a tshirt, and then bringing a fucking gas can to the airport.
The question is: What year were the coffee beans roasted in? we know the month but not the year, 1994? 1801? 2201? 3452? or 2016?
You're looking for Jarvis Johnson's food life hack video.
im so glad ppl are giving that coffee bean joke the recognition it deserves
So if a man taps on your shoulder, very possibly for many reasons other than sexual assault, you should then deal him as much pain as possible.
If you're a guy outside in the middle of the night in less populated area please don't tap on a random woman's shoulder, we already have a 1 in 6 chance of being raped and we're terrified.
@@cutienerdgirl yeah cause its not like a man can be scared or anything and just ask for directions or something
Pink please don’t spew statistics that aren’t even truly known.
That wasn't a tap, that was a grab. And how about, "Excuse me ma'am..."?
@@emcee2k965 it's an alternative,yes
Me trying to communicate with people:
“How about you, youre pretty quiet:)”
“I live in the shadows”
“Ok cool:)”
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The thumbnail keeps showing up in my recommended and cracking me up. That face he's making with that hand 🤣😂🤣
I think its funny how Alexis has a stronger reaction to a snail than she has for a doll head being cut off, spray painted, and filled with a cactus
I hate When i spill coffee that was roasted in march on my shirt and accidentally create the Bahamas
I mean you could just *B l e a C h* it out
same bro same
Is this a My Story Animated title
@@lucymarshall1090 Yes
Here’s a life hack I’ve learned through my experiences in life. Whenever you’re really close to sneezing, have your brother punch you in the stomach. That will stop the sneeze, ruin the satisfaction of sneezing and you’ve now been punched in the stomach.
🤣🤣🤣
Wow, convenient
19:42 just watching Jarvis just be him and talk to nothing is just the best idk why I find this so funny
THAT "MHM" SCEARD THE SH'T OUTTA ME AT 10:00
Nobody:
Jarvis: off to... I don’t know, strangle somebody?
no
Yes
UA-cam: And Who are You?
*"IM TESTERONE JOHNSON"*
And I’m Billy Paul Kaine
Testerone
yeah yeah very funny we get it
5. minute. crafts. MEN
And I’m sad
The sneeze trick actually works; I've used it for as long as I can remember. I personally call it "doing the Hitler". You have to use moderate force when pressing your finger into the area between your upper lip and your nose. It's kinda unsatisfactory that the sneeze never comes though.
Bruh it kinda freaked me out when he introduced them cuz my brother's name is Shaun and I was like "oh how funny, my brothers name is Shaun, imagine if her name was Alexi..."
Daddy Jarvis has uploaded, bless my cursed soul for once.
BiG yiKeS
No u
Thanks jesus 👍
Mine too
Your profile picture goes well with this comemnt
*"i live in the shadows"*
Sitting next to a light
Can’t have shadows without the light.
@@PeachysMom yes you can
@@evacesartcorner9840 exactly
@@pieloloon lmao whats your point then
I believe the SCP foundation's exact quote is: "We die in the darkness so you can live in the light."
WHEN SHAUN PUT HIS FINGER IN JARVIS’S MOUTH I LOST IT-