This was a tough topic to cover because the videos are usually about really sensitive subjects, but I hope I did it justice. Thanks for supporting me everybody!
That whole, “There are always people who will have less than you” phrase is the equivalent of one kid saying their parents horribly abused them, but then someone says “at least you _have_ parents.”
In Israel (and probably in more places) we say: "If you are sad, remember that there is someone in The other side of the world who's have it worse" He's stuck in the middle of the Pacific ocean!
Serious issue I have with this: There was one of these videos that was centred around the (rare) chronic illness story of a "boy" who nearly died and ended up in a coma and suffered extreme brain damage ... their video was based on the actual life of a woman (I followed) who shared her struggle on Instagram. They made money off of the suffering of a real person who wanted to encourage others to not give up their fight. She has deleted all publically known social media accounts after a post that explained the situation. It was honestly disgusting and hurt her enough to get on touch with the channel to take down the video and then take down her IG. That's just not OK.
This is horrible. We, the viewers, have to have some kind of recourse to signal to UA-cam that we are not okay with destructive, negligent content like this that trivializes the suffering of real people, and it shouldn't be rewarded by ad revenue. Can we get in touch with the advertisers and be like, "Do you really want your product associated with this horrible content?"
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 you can be allergic to stuff in water but not water water is simply too small to even be recognized by the immune system, a cell is like a planet in comparison
My parents never wanted me Actually happened -------------------- Hello my name is Heinz, this is my story about how my parent never wanted me, it all started in the day of my birth, both parents failed to show up.
“My name is Heinz Doofensmirtz, and I am a completely real person. My life has been rough from the start. From my parents never showing up to my birth, to fighting a platypus daily. This is my story...”
❌ “The dog was brown.” ✅ “The aforementioned hound was a thick raw chocolate brown, it's coat ablaze with the pigment in a rich notable hue. It was vibrant enough to swoon for, and I couldn't permit myself not to.”
“In the state of Massachusetts it’s illegal to dance to the national anthem and that can’t be right. What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner?” -Jarvis 2019
i have a huge suspicion that my history teacher was the girl narrator for "My Story", because they have *really* similar voices and i live in eastern europe
Ivy Aijala-Wardell wait ok why is this literally what happened to me. Like, I started watching Hannah’s season for shits and giggles, and now if I don’t see Mike as the bachelor someone’s catching hands.
My favorite generated titles were: "I Pretended To Be Fake," "My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Hate It ," "My First Date Was A Man But I AM NOT," "My Boyfriend Is A Grandma," and last but not least "I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Bag."
MY DAD'S PHONE GOT STOLEN WAAAAAAA! NOW WE CAN'T CHAT ANYMORE, WAAAAAAAAA! I'LL NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN NOW, WAAAA! MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF MY DAD'S PHONE! WAAAAA! Now I have a girlfriend- (OK JK JK) Today my Bestie said: "Ew! You're poor now cause your dad doesn't have a Phone, I'm Not your friend anymore." Oh and all my friends followed. Also, my sister punched me cuz she thought I stole it. And my Mom joined. (This is child abuse, help that dang Protagonist.) Then my dad said: "I don't like you anymore cause my wife punched you." -None of this is a true Story, I just made it Up.- MY NAME IS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IF I SAY, THIS IS REAL, IT IS!
The thing with leaving a country because it was dangerous is actually serious. It frustrates me to think they can be on youtube. I come from Syria, where in Damascus a civil war is happening. I literally remember how a bomb once fired at our house and we had to have a plastic window to repair it. Teachers in Syria traumatised me, with making me feel as if I was their favourite, then hated me. We had to move out, which for privacy reasons I’m not gonna tell where, but the thing is, making those videos and treating them as a joke is very offensive. I had to spend a year without my mother just to move, and it hurt so much when I wanted to talk with her. I really hope youtube does something to these videos. As you said they treat serious topics as jokes, because apparently that’s what their youtube channel is based upon. I’m glad that someone realises that.
They make them sensitive subjects for shock matter and clickbait but none of them are real and the channels are obvious content farms. Using sensitive subjects is how they avoid hate because if people call them out then the people who believe the stories are real will attack the person for being insensitive and disrespecting the person in the video.
“I found out my watermelon is my mom” “My bed frame told me the worst thing I ever heard” “I gave birth to a kitten” “My plant forced me to get a tattoo”
My sister was a teenager when she became, unplanned (I’m putting this in because some parents do and did want children when they were teenagers etc), and is/was pregnant. Like you said in the video, teenage pregnancy isn’t something to laugh about or even just make fake stories and get money off of.
I got "I'm Addicted To Video Games And Can't Do Anything About It ", "I'm afraid to come out of my house" and "I Pretended To Be With Me " Pretty much sums up my life story
These animated stories are like those gacha videos *“My mom,dad, and sister hated me and abused me so I killed them all and became the new wolf dragon cat hybrid princess”*
powbrick Hell no. They didn’t mention Jackie’s two friends that went to the school with him. Yeah he was beaten at the opera school but I doubt the parents were trying to get rid of him.
ghost boi It kind of depends on what you’re looking at. Studies have suggested that men have higher pain tolerance for one-time pain, but studies also suggest that women have higher tolerance for repeated or chronic pain.
I felt terrible about it, but at 25:30 when she was like "And I just sat there, empty... well, except for my baby" I let out a laugh that startled my cats. Between the weird accent, the mood whiplash, the matter-of-fact tone... That's genuinely funny, in a really dark way.
@Becky Longlegs, I’m a dude. When he came back, he got the power to turn into a pause button. It's a bit worthless but nonetheless, he is going to save the world with his demonization powers no matter what, it's just a matter of time.
❌ the dog was brown ✅ I looked at the dog and when I saw the Color felt as if I was betrayed because you see the dog not only reflected the color of poop but also a random flavor of cake. For the dog was brown. 2 years later me and the dog had a seagull child when my mom left me to die in a theatre camp. Edit: thank you everyone for the likes :)
Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
A few of my favorite randomly generated animated story titles: “I am a geek and I hate mondays” “My phone spent 70k and I outsmarted him” “I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone” “I am depressed” “My father forced me to do their homework” “I lost my life” “I thought this hobo was a man but I am so jealous” “My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I can’t read”
12:25 Actually that kinda makes sense if it’s a company based in Russia. Russian is a language that does not have a “J” sound. For example, in Russian, Jenny is Дженни, which is pronounced D’zhenny. Pretty good clue we are working with a native Russian voice actor here.
Withered Bonnie it’s still spelled with a J, just pronounced with an H. So yeah, idk what your name is, but I’d still be spelled the same way, just pronounced differently
Storybooth: bullying,friendships ending,depression,abuse,funny stories Other animation story channels: Turns out my dog is my mom and my dad is a potato
Jarvis, you get an 'F' for the dog color story. You were supposed to add at least 3 more paragraphs talking about how the protagonist was born, and how poor they were, and how they became billionaires because of a job his dad got after years and years of scrounging up pennies, and then not even mention the color of the dog until the very last sentence in the most nonchalant way.
@@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517 maybe it's a canadian thing, but when i was 12 it was definitely considered normal to walk around the mall with just your friends, and no parents. of course that's not the same as being completely alone, but i was pretty much allowed freedom in that sense as long as they knew where i was and what i was doing
“My Mom Made Me Break Up With My Boyfriend So I Joined The USSR And Ended Up Becoming A Missile, Striking The Next Robot War, While Also Being Transgender And Had A Baby With My Sister”
This was a tough topic to cover because the videos are usually about really sensitive subjects, but I hope I did it justice. Thanks for supporting me everybody!
Yes
yes
@Somewhere in this mess hoi
Yes
Honestly I was actually pretty chill and didn't find things sensitive
That whole, “There are always people who will have less than you” phrase is the equivalent of one kid saying their parents horribly abused them, but then someone says “at least you _have_ parents.”
Yeahh! For real though
Absolutely. There are people who have it worse than you, but there are also people who have it better than you
Well I’m not gonna be happy because people have it better than me 😤
The emoji is for the sake of the joke!!!!!!!!
or the "there are starving children in africa so eat your vegetables" nonsense
In Israel (and probably in more places) we say:
"If you are sad, remember that there is someone in The other side of the world who's have it worse"
He's stuck in the middle of the Pacific ocean!
*My parents left me in the woods for 17 years and I got my revenge with my wizard powers*
Wow just wow
How did you kill them?
I'm going to make this fake story
Obviously it actually happened.
Sounds like a good anime XD
Imagine your card declines at the hospital and your doctor steals your child.
Can't pay the brain surgeon so they put the tumor back in
Can't afford to pay for the leg surgery so they come in and re-break your legs
Can't afford the penis enlargement surgery so they rip it off
Can't pay for birth so they put the baby back in
Can't pay for the medicines I bought for my fever so they put covid in my nostrils and throat.
My favorite generated title: "I Am Depressed But My Teacher Is Obsessed With Sports And Doesn't Care About Me"
Ouch, I felt that
Thought it said “Obsessed With Wii Sports”
my teacher beat matt in wii sports so i got the duos elimination in school...
The PE teacher is also the guidance counsellor? 😂
This sounds like something one of these channels would actually do
Is that real?
my name is dave
and I was born at a very young age
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
Holdenkahnle i thought your name was Herbert from club penguin
@@felinefrost7023 i wish
The more you know
*Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
DEAD 🤣
¨My parents left me to die but i lived and became a star¨
Did you die?
*Sadly, yes, **_but i lived_*
Did you die?
Well yes, but actually no
@@giovannimacdermott3030 yeah lol its also a meme
OH MY GOD IS THAT MOTHER FRICKING BUCK (ICE AGE) REFERENCE
@@spider-man4531 yea lol
good one
Serious issue I have with this:
There was one of these videos that was centred around the (rare) chronic illness story of a "boy" who nearly died and ended up in a coma and suffered extreme brain damage ... their video was based on the actual life of a woman (I followed) who shared her struggle on Instagram. They made money off of the suffering of a real person who wanted to encourage others to not give up their fight. She has deleted all publically known social media accounts after a post that explained the situation. It was honestly disgusting and hurt her enough to get on touch with the channel to take down the video and then take down her IG. That's just not OK.
Wow... At this point, I hope by the end of 2020, the people behind those channels are living on the streets.
This is horrible. We, the viewers, have to have some kind of recourse to signal to UA-cam that we are not okay with destructive, negligent content like this that trivializes the suffering of real people, and it shouldn't be rewarded by ad revenue. Can we get in touch with the advertisers and be like, "Do you really want your product associated with this horrible content?"
That is fuked up
A J not only are these stupid people who create these nauseous videos disgusting, they hurt people just to get money and views. THEY DONT MEAN GOOD😥
Maybe try reporting the videos :/ idk
14:28 the fact that the stories range from “I’m asexual” to “My mom fed me tapeworms” is hilarious
two equally shocking, crazy, unheard of things!
I'm not coming out as asexual anymore to avoid eating tapeworms...
"I'm allergic to water"
when humans are like 70% water
@@melvin-materielWater allergies exist.
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 you can be allergic to stuff in water but not water
water is simply too small to even be recognized by the immune system, a cell is like a planet in comparison
My parents never wanted me
Actually happened
--------------------
Hello my name is Heinz, this is my story about how my parent never wanted me, it all started in the day of my birth, both parents failed to show up.
This comment is so under appreciated 😂😂😂
“My name is Heinz Doofensmirtz, and I am a completely real person. My life has been rough from the start. From my parents never showing up to my birth, to fighting a platypus daily. This is my story...”
"But I later became a star! I simply created my own condiment company ... you may know it as HEINZ Ketchup!"
🎶Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeeeed 🎶
I choked on my fish eye
I was born and my parents hated me, so I became a seagull.
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
furry gang
@@sammysam3409
#furrylife
666 liiiiikes
whoever just liked this comment when it was at 666 likes deserves capital punishment-
"I was normal teenage girl, now I fight evil by moonlight"
Actually happend-
Winning love by daylight
@@abhiveerbirdi9377 Never running from a real fight
Is she the one named Sailor Moon by any chance?
She's a werewolf crime fighter
I love how the evil doctor can smile through his mask
Evilness 100
he wears a ma-
@@sberky98OH GOD
“I just sat there, completely empty inside...
well aside from my baby”
Sometimes they are pretty hilarious, you gotta admit
ngl that was pretty brutal
❌ “The dog was brown.”
✅ “The aforementioned hound was a thick raw chocolate brown, it's coat ablaze with the pigment in a rich notable hue. It was vibrant enough to swoon for, and I couldn't permit myself not to.”
I’m going to use that sentence next time I need to write about a dog in English
E
iL english teachers:
No, that's too vivid and descriptive. It has to be really, really boring
True masterpiece. 👌
Kid: "It looked like Disneyland to me."
Did this kid only watch Mulan?
No, he just kinda thinked that
it matches the movie or ect. I can't explain.
@@willows_dreams it's a joke, I can tell by "thinked" that you don't understand
If Jackie Chan isn't in the remake of Mulan 2020 I will be mad
TautOfficial ¡ LETS GET DOWN TO WHOOSHING, HOW DID YOU NOT SEE, THE JOKE?
@@rt5hrnbfa304 yeah china is different
Writing a story aimed at children about a 12 year old getting pregnant as if it’s a romantic love story is disturbing as hell.
As a 20 y/o woman who was actually pregnant at 12, agreed its like their fetisizing this then exposing it to children its just gross
Agreed, I have a friend who was pregnant at 12 but got an abortion because it was for an extremely bad reason. It's disgusting.
Yeah, don’t glamorize this; this can completely ruin a kid’s life.
wait so men don't feel pain when they cut their leg with a chainsaw? ... fascinating! You learn something new every day!
Rea84 Wait, we don’t? I’m going to check
I can confirm, i was the chainsaw
My grandma is a man too she cut her head off it just grew back in like 2 months
No that shit HURTS
Except their balls. If you chainsaw their balls, they go straight to hell.
Nobody:
My Story Animated: "I have glass bones and paper skin, every night I break my arms and every morning I break my legs-"
And in between, my bones get squishy.
SPOOOOOOOOOONGE BOB!!!!!!
BAHAHHAH PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT FROM DANNY
@@Justheretostalkbro Me? Yes. Yes I did.
And I became a millionaire by just selling CHOCOLATE
These stories sounding like doofensmirtz's backstories
“This all started the day of my birth. Both of my parents have failed to show up.”
Hahahaha holy fuck yes
This is a 💯 accurate!
I was just about to comment this 😂
no, because his backstories are ironic and these are "serious"
“In the state of Massachusetts it’s illegal to dance to the national anthem and that can’t be right. What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner?” -Jarvis 2019
"My star spangled cheeks cant take it"
I saw this comment exactly at the same time he was saying it. What a big funny coincidence
Soon it would be “I got pregnant before I was born”
theyre already there 😔 i saw one called “i saw a pregnant baby and that was something”
FBI OPEN UP
when i was borned i was 10000000 years old and dead and speaking (gone sexy gone dangerous gone bad gone deadly )
"I was born pregnant" see now that's a medical miracle
well that actually can happen
"I just sat there feeling completely empty, except for my baby" that's how I'm going to reveal my first pregnancy!
I literally screamed when I heard this 😭 no woman would ever say that seriously lmfaooo
Everyone knows that when you’re pregnant, you become completely empty and hollow. You have no bones; only b a b y
DarkShadic 9632
*ONLY BABY*
*ONLY BABY*
*ONLY BABY*
@@DarkShadic9632 lets make a chain
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
@@3starsburningbright ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
"I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It"
That gave me a stroke
Where can I watch this video?
Ok
@Erik Barsoukov same
@@thefatcat1366 dark web
i have a huge suspicion that my history teacher was the girl narrator for "My Story", because they have *really* similar voices and i live in eastern europe
did you ever ask her
@@jazzmuppet9230 nope. didn't get the chance to. i can't even ask her anymore because i changed schools. also, it's a weird question to ask
The way the narrator said “Chan” when saying Jackie Chan is hilarious
“Jackie chAaAn”
Chean
"Jackie *chAn* "
I just realized that they didn't name the country he was from because he was from Hong Kong, and My Story Animated wanted Chinese ad revenue.
and also dont forget the english accent
Next animated story video: *I Was Forced to Breathe Air to Survive, So I Ran Away From My House*
for real tho
Yas
And then:
*My parents made me eat food to live and I hated it.*
Some guy broke in my house so I called the police!
Life hack!
My mom watches The Bachelorette and I started watching it ironically, but I’m scared I’m not watching it ironically anymore. I’m invested.
Actually happened
Ivy Aijala-Wardell wait ok why is this literally what happened to me. Like, I started watching Hannah’s season for shits and giggles, and now if I don’t see Mike as the bachelor someone’s catching hands.
Omg same but I’m there for the bachelorette
F
*YOU* *SCARED* *ME*
My favorite generated titles were: "I Pretended To Be Fake," "My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Hate It
," "My First Date Was A Man But I AM NOT," "My Boyfriend Is A Grandma," and last but not least "I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Bag."
My friends stormed area51 and now they are married to alien monsters!
Actually Happened
NO! NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!! We are storming area 51 September 20th. I brought a classic nerf gun and a chainsaw. I also have some milkduds.
Katelynn Wright you’re dumb. He’s obviously a time traveler
@@wyyung7373 bro dont blow his cover
This raid is gonna be real. I'm gonna absorb the powers of the guards and then start shooting bullets out my mouth cuz I absorbed a gun too.
@@roxylalonderoblox7055 weak, you dont know that you can have a flamethrower from elon musk?
I've been messing with your title generator and I got "Someone Stole my Dad's Phone and it Broke My Heart"
What? She was very connected to that phone!
MY DAD'S PHONE GOT STOLEN WAAAAAAA! NOW WE CAN'T CHAT ANYMORE, WAAAAAAAAA! I'LL NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN NOW, WAAAA! MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF MY DAD'S PHONE! WAAAAA!
Now I have a girlfriend- (OK JK JK)
Today my Bestie said: "Ew! You're poor now cause your dad doesn't have a Phone, I'm Not your friend anymore."
Oh and all my friends followed.
Also, my sister punched me cuz she thought I stole it.
And my Mom joined.
(This is child abuse, help that dang Protagonist.)
Then my dad said: "I don't like you anymore cause my wife punched you."
-None of this is a true Story, I just made it Up.-
MY NAME IS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IF I SAY, THIS IS REAL, IT IS!
actually happened: reality can be whatever i want
I got “I’m a black albino and regretted it so much”
How does one become a *black albino* ??????
whats his website called @MostlySerendipity
“And by ugly we mean black.”
WAIT A SECOND! I know it’s the early 20s, but it ain’t the 1920s!
Should have been *white
@@goaway6852 yea
@Pawpsi ToonZ Max it should've been Go away's mom
@JustWowNick Exactly bro, just what I was thinking
It’s the Covid-20s not the roaring 20s
What I got on Jarvis’s website:
“My twin brother is my dad”
oH NO
sWEET HOME ALABAMA
Bruh, the hospital sign is in Korean. In Korea healthcare is absolutely free. So the father had no reason to pay the doctor
I thought that too. The characters are the same as in it uses hangul but it doesn't make actual words
umm i don't think it's hangul, it's very clearly hanzi
Not really its just gibberish. Its not even Korean its just random squiggles to make it look like Chinese/asian language.
Yeah, that's not Korean lol
Yeah they didn't get research
Storybooth: depression, death of a loved one, rejection, homelessness etc
ACTUALLY HAPPENED: i airdropped a million kids to save world hunger
That's why Storybooth is the best
69
n o i c e
See storybooth is real and actually happened is like REEEEE I DID FIFTY JUMPING JACKS TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
StoryBooth I survived the war but we lost my sister. You don't think this story was faked?
@@itwaswinter924 As I'm sure most of Actually Happen videos are are real.
7:11
May I point out how lazy the animators are... those are all the same kid but with a slightly different nose.
The thing with leaving a country because it was dangerous is actually serious. It frustrates me to think they can be on youtube. I come from Syria, where in Damascus a civil war is happening. I literally remember how a bomb once fired at our house and we had to have a plastic window to repair it. Teachers in Syria traumatised me, with making me feel as if I was their favourite, then hated me. We had to move out, which for privacy reasons I’m not gonna tell where, but the thing is, making those videos and treating them as a joke is very offensive. I had to spend a year without my mother just to move, and it hurt so much when I wanted to talk with her. I really hope youtube does something to these videos. As you said they treat serious topics as jokes, because apparently that’s what their youtube channel is based upon. I’m glad that someone realises that.
I hope now you're living a good life, pal.
@@Maefiosa i am 👍
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope your life is doing better now.
They make them sensitive subjects for shock matter and clickbait but none of them are real and the channels are obvious content farms. Using sensitive subjects is how they avoid hate because if people call them out then the people who believe the stories are real will attack the person for being insensitive and disrespecting the person in the video.
Emotional manipulation at its finest 👌
@@spaghetti5914 indeed 👌
Modern problems require modern solutions
*My parents gave me my brothers leg. Little did they know they adopted him.*
That's pretty much what happened with the "I got shunned for being homophobic" video... so yeah that's a safe bet.
I died, but survived
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes... but I survived!"
"Well yes but actually no"
The best I got was:
"Someone stole my phone and it is a problem."
"I broke up with my boyfriend because of my girlfriend."
I mean the second one makes sense
@@mikeconrad1183they both make sense
"How can we make the princess ugly? We already gave her acne."
"Lets just make her black."
"It's genius!"
Red Lego Brick, WHY?! I was walking through the comments and stepped on you. Why the frick were you sitting there?! C’mon man!
@@jisaacray
That's why you need to wear shoes while walking through the comments.
I have a confession
LEGOs don’t hurt my feet
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 quit lying
The Lego brick a human's weakness to their foot.
“I felt completely empty... except for my baby”
Speech 100
Archduke Franz Ferdinand XD
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Like 142
Speech -100
😂💀
Speech 101
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
What title generator gave me: I lost my hair when I got the best Xmas present.
Actually happened
You broke your limiter!
The present was just a giant lump of uranium
Minus Mimik the uranium was a present from his step mom
Your profile picture matches the comment
“I found out my watermelon is my mom”
“My bed frame told me the worst thing I ever heard”
“I gave birth to a kitten”
“My plant forced me to get a tattoo”
"My mom ate my cookie so I murdered the whole town"
Actually Happened
Good job
My dad ate my cupcake so i got his wife pregnant
My dad took my friend so I killed him
My sister took my kitkat so I killed her boyfriend
My gf stole my best friend so I killed her entire family
I got bullied so i started revolution on the American government
Komrade?
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I wanted more tea so i started a revolution on the british government.
Oml😂😂😂😂
i do noy want anyone else to like this! 666 is perfect
"they actually animated my pingu tv" is my favorite channel do NOT come for them
D'Angelo Wallace I just watched one of your videos. What.
pingu is the best don’t @ me
Aaay sweet boy we love you
Lmao hi D’Angelo
yo i was just thinking about going to your channel next
My sister was a teenager when she became, unplanned (I’m putting this in because some parents do and did want children when they were teenagers etc), and is/was pregnant.
Like you said in the video, teenage pregnancy isn’t something to laugh about or even just make fake stories and get money off of.
No-one:
Animation channels: *reality can be whatever I want*
this format is trash, cease.
It should be illegal to use "no one" like this. It's a double negative, it doesn't even make sense.
@@inversion9651 No-One
@@Aegituber r/madlads
@@thenomoredead you are trash
Actually Happened: The US Government killed my dog, so i became John Wick and established communism in America
Oh my goodness this is basically my life story wow
please Mr Marx fulfill the people's dreams
XD XD XD XD XD XD
TCS15 *salutes*
Yup
My randomly generated title from Jarvis’ website?
“I Was a Bad Idea”.
😳
sameee
A True story for once!
Can relate
i got "I Loved But I AM NOT"
I got "I'm Addicted To Video Games And Can't Do Anything About It
", "I'm afraid to come out of my house" and "I Pretended To Be With Me
"
Pretty much sums up my life story
"What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled banner?"
Well I guess go off queen?
I came out as straight to cover up the fact that I'm a gay chicken nugget
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Yes.
So relatable
My small intestine was devoured by my unborn fetus then my kneecaps were deleted by the moon
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
WalmartVersionEmo actually happened is a good UA-camers
Yes
Lol we just gonna ignore the " My cow ate my swimsuit " Video
Veda Rovge please give me a time stamp for this
@@fondbeebboop9705 16:10
I actually wouldn't be surprised if one of my cattle actually tried to do this. Is that bad?
@@Bonuscat most likely not
Bonuscat mine would lmao
I got a rare infection after kissing my step cousin so now I have to hide from the government so I don’t get pregnant at 5
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Lmao
This is the government, what is your name and where do you live? Asking for a friend.
justbarely there lol
OMG nIce SToRy bRo
I had to run away from the fbi after effing 37 men in ass cracks
Please dont take that out of context
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
“What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner”
🤣🤣🤣
These animated stories are like those gacha videos
*“My mom,dad, and sister hated me and abused me so I killed them all and became the new wolf dragon cat hybrid princess”*
True😂
That sounds like a fake animated story channel vid and a Gacha Life cliche.
Being part of the community I can agree
Even tho I am a gacha tuber on another acc (this is my brothers acc) I AGREE XD
gacha is scarier than actually happened
"i couldn't afford to go on vacation so i sold my parents on ebay"
Oh my gosh me too!!!
There's a ton of comments in this video like this one, but this is the only one that actually made me laugh😂
I have the right contact to make this happen
Wait but someone actually sold their life on eBay soooooo
😂😂😂
"I was afraid of my piggy bank so I got pregnant at 11"
aCtUaLlY hApPeNeD
I love your profile picture
Yeah send me a link to that video...
WAIT ITS NOT REAL
"my parents divorced but I AM NOT"
"my 16th birthday was a bad idea"
Well of course I'm not divorced I haven't even had a girlfriend
Reddit: *exists*
Actually Happened: *It’s free real estate.*
Especially r/totallyhappened
"Is that Jackie ChaN?"
"Jackie ChaN."
"That's not Jackie chan-"
Oh my God .
AGREED
powbrick Hell no. They didn’t mention Jackie’s two friends that went to the school with him. Yeah he was beaten at the opera school but I doubt the parents were trying to get rid of him.
@@_PuppetMaster86 woooosh
I think it was Jackie Chan-
Next second
Im ShOoKeD..
Second second
Wait, omg im big fan...
Lydia Martin do you think they’d dare to do that tho? Bc Jackie would immediately tell the whole world it’s fake bro
"I was denied the rank of master so i became a Sith lord and destroyed the Jedi order"
*ActUAlLy haPpEnEd.*
@Darth Vader
Omg hi
You should have been a master, my Lord.
Hi grandpa
I will finish what you started
Anakin?! I thought you were dead!!!
every cell in my body shattered when he said "jackie chan"
jackie CHAN
My grandma has an extremely high pain tolerance. Obviously she must be a man.
--Fake story video logic
@ghost boi have u ever given birth
@@Urdailyapple Women body's are build to give birth to children. Men are not. You can't compare that.
@@Urdailyapple that's like saying since I have been shot, I have a higher pain tolerance than someone who hasn't been shot.
I like black, so I must be a goth.
-society logic
ghost boi It kind of depends on what you’re looking at. Studies have suggested that men have higher pain tolerance for one-time pain, but studies also suggest that women have higher tolerance for repeated or chronic pain.
My parents are really my grandparents but my mother is my cousin and my father is my cat
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Alabama 366367467000000000090000690
*SWEET HOME ALLLABAMAAA*
lol mdr how is that sweet home Alabama
@@miquerido1
Dont tell me you dont get the joke. Its Alabama incest.
do you're a cousin cat hybrid?
They let me go to Disneyland for free because they thought *my cat was Tom Holland*
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
It's kinda even more insulting when you realize how terrible Oprahs real story is.
Rigiroony I wasn’t talking about Oprah’s life-
they thought my frog was Tom Holland’s frog in his mouth so they arrested me
*Actually Happened*
@@cocoa8649 LMAOO😂😂😂
*CLAPS*
I felt terrible about it, but at 25:30 when she was like "And I just sat there, empty... well, except for my baby" I let out a laugh that startled my cats. Between the weird accent, the mood whiplash, the matter-of-fact tone... That's genuinely funny, in a really dark way.
Hello my name is Marry,I am 19 years old and 7 years ago my life changed when the fire nation attacked
@Becky Longlegs, I’m a dude.
When he came back, he got the power to turn into a pause button. It's a bit worthless but nonetheless, he is going to save the world with his demonization powers no matter what, it's just a matter of time.
I not ugly
Ants Canada reference !!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡
Mara Pellish-Maghan you know ants Canada didn’t invent the fire nation right
Mara it's from avatar.
"My Swimsuit Got Eaten By A Cow But I Was Saved" at 16:11
Uhhh what
It's 16:11
I think they use his generator
@@AritroVlogs it's at 16:11
Omg haha
*The cow was after me, true story*
doctor: here's your beautiful baby boy
*card declines*
doctor: nvm give him back
He’s going back in!
Sorry.
LMAOOOOOO
lmaoo is that even legal😂😂
Rumpelstiltskin comes out in a nurse outfit to take the baby
Das mine
"How I saved the world from becoming infected with Karens and Kevins with Morgan Freeman and Jude Law."
I ate my arm off to escape from being grounded, and my parents never knew.
What the hell
Nugget?
@@s3okjinie lol
"Hun, is something off about Jeff?"
"He looks fine to me."
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
❌ the dog was brown
✅ I looked at the dog and when I saw the Color felt as if I was betrayed because you see the dog not only reflected the color of poop but also a random flavor of cake. For the dog was brown. 2 years later me and the dog had a seagull child when my mom left me to die in a theatre camp.
Edit: thank you everyone for the likes :)
HUH-
oh, so that's why I failed writing an essay, I was doing it all wrong
Hahaha that's my mind!😆
My brain hurts a lot thanks
Lmaoooo im laughing soo hard
Me: breaks foot and can’t pay to get it fixed
Doctor: Your toes. Hand em over.
oh, you can't afford to hand over your toes hand over your foot.
*y o u r t o e s a r e m i n e*
“My parents hated my boyfriend said about my seizures at the worst possible moment “ and “ I have no friends” are my favorite titles
“What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled Banner” is gonna be my senior quote
Haha im a senior toooo
I read this as Jarvis was saying it lmao
I M P O S T E R !
My parents came home late so I STOLE THE MICROWAVE!
*Actually happened.*
It’s a shame they can’t enjoy they’re pizza rolls now.
Hey yo can me give me the microwave for scrap parts
this actually sounds like something I would do
*microwawe*
Evil eevee
She should have gotten suspicious when her Grandma used a chainsaw. Real babushkas only use an ax
Moscow, Moscow
Throw your glasses at the wall
Russia is a beautiful land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moscow, Moscow
Your spirit is so great
The Devil's loose there every night
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
21:59
@@adamhudec1491 thats a german song
Axe*
@@abel2893 about Moscow
A few of my favorite randomly generated animated story titles:
“I am a geek and I hate mondays”
“My phone spent 70k and I outsmarted him”
“I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone”
“I am depressed”
“My father forced me to do their homework”
“I lost my life”
“I thought this hobo was a man but I am so jealous”
“My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I can’t read”
12:25 Actually that kinda makes sense if it’s a company based in Russia. Russian is a language that does not have a “J” sound. For example, in Russian, Jenny is Дженни, which is pronounced D’zhenny. Pretty good clue we are working with a native Russian voice actor here.
So In Russia there is no J then how would they pronounce my name
Withered Bonnie it’s the same with Spanish. In Spanish, J is pronounced as H.
Cora H so i would have 2 H’s in my name
Withered Bonnie it’s still spelled with a J, just pronounced with an H. So yeah, idk what your name is, but I’d still be spelled the same way, just pronounced differently
Cora H woah, that’s cool. thanks for the mini lesson
I am a piano. So I ate a gay guy.
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Edit: 500 likes?!? Woo, that's the most I have ever gotten lol thanks
So relatebal
Same
COB _ * NOT CLICKBIAT*
@@zep9595
Get in the bag, Bread.
@@deadaccount3859 no
'My adoptive parents sacrificed me to their real daughter''
How the hell are you still alive then?
she probably isn’t
Her: OH SH*T, HappyFace IS ONTO ME...
I watched the vid and they sacrificed her dream not her life
A Guy with a Tophat LOLLLL
Exactly, and how is the mom as old as the speaker?
Remember: You’re not allowed to be sad because someone somewhere has a broken leg
My granny stole my girlfriend.
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
mega props for your lesbian grandma
@@currymunch3r970 if she wss a grandma she needed to have a baby with a man so she would be bi
Μου σπαει τα νευρα που δεν φαινεται μονο το τελευταιο γραμμα
@@endzi1248 maybe she only used him for a baby
Endzi124 or she got a surrogate
I ate a sandwich, then I got pregnant for no reason and became an astronaut.
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
LMFAO
Why am I laughing so hard reading all of these
Lol
Why do I have 500+ likes?
Storybooth: bullying,friendships ending,depression,abuse,funny stories
Other animation story channels: Turns out my dog is my mom and my dad is a potato
Omg my mom just gave birth to my dad...
I feel offended. My father is a potato.
Tom from Eddsworld be like:
Jarvis, you get an 'F' for the dog color story. You were supposed to add at least 3 more paragraphs talking about how the protagonist was born, and how poor they were, and how they became billionaires because of a job his dad got after years and years of scrounging up pennies, and then not even mention the color of the dog until the very last sentence in the most nonchalant way.
My mother cheated whit my best frends dad who turned out to be my long lost brother
ACTUALLY HAPPENT
*ALABAMA 100*
Engrish?
Do you speaku engrishi?
This is so random I love it
To yu spik inglish ?
Can we just discuss how the "12 year old" is animated as a late teenager walking around the mall on her own?
i mean, walking the mall alone is somewhat normal (would make more sense if she was with friends) but yeahhh that animation was pretty creepy
I am 14 and my mom would never let me walk alone at any public place
she looks more like 20 smth year old
@@Aerials135 Most 12 year olds aren’t allowed to walk in a mall by themselves
@@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517 maybe it's a canadian thing, but when i was 12 it was definitely considered normal to walk around the mall with just your friends, and no parents. of course that's not the same as being completely alone, but i was pretty much allowed freedom in that sense as long as they knew where i was and what i was doing
*"He runs like he's in attack on titan."* I'm dead.
Same. I paused the video and continued it when I was done after 5 minutes of laughing.
So is Eren's mom 😬
I lost it
I just started laughing hysterically.
sweety29506 cue sienfeld intro
My best randomly generated animated story name was "my 16th birthday was a terrible daughter and now my mom is mentally ill"
Im green and everyone hates me, so i befriend a donkey and marry a princess.
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
in shrek, yes
Oh wow
Hmm, who are you talking about?....
@ゆりEtika Either I am missing something or you didn't get my sarcasm.
As I said, I am probably being dumb and missing the obvious
that took me a hot minute
I was a high school junior wearing Men’s 13 Nikes!
PirateQueen omg ur life is so difficult
PirateQueen omg that's such an old meme but lmao
How's the weather up there?
No
@ThePonyDalek that literally has nothing to do with it
i stubbed my toe, so i literally died
*ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*
pikn hair dio
Same lmao
I would actually believe that
I got a paper cut and *I died*
But it was I, Dio!
The first story reminded me of a lesson I've learned:
Your problems arent worth any less just because some people have worse problems.
My pet dinosaur ate my parents so I had to marry the fridge and got pregnant
aCtUaLly hAPpEnEd
peterwiggins8 IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait no, that’s not what I meant by getting a snack.
Lmaooooooooooooooooo😂😂
Random isn't funny.
OMG you to!!!!
Jarvis makes video exposing actually never happened
UA-cam: puts it on trending on number 2
UA-cam: puts actually happens on 1
Great website
Did this really happen lmao
noobmaster 69 no but they probably will lol
It totally sounds like something they would do that's so sad lmfao
noobmaster 69 actually happen*
“My Mom Made Me Break Up With My Boyfriend So I Joined The USSR And Ended Up Becoming A Missile, Striking The Next Robot War, While Also Being Transgender And Had A Baby With My Sister”
Jesus xD
Oh, same edit:btw you probably know this but I was being sarcastic
Very relatable
@Elite Gamer Max, Lol wtf I would watch that 😂
What stormRyan would do in Aaron broke up with him
I'm pretty sure Dr Doofenshmirtz's story is more believable
And his parents didn't even show up to his own birth