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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 років тому +36906

    only people who make it to level 20 can like this comment

  • @rydemk4168
    @rydemk4168 5 років тому +3790

    He’s hot!
    >Sexual Assault
    > Attempt drowning / murder

    • @kitzune2392
      @kitzune2392 5 років тому +453

      Omg I think I have a crush on him!
      >Devour their soul
      >Show true form
      > -B N E O-

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 5 років тому +224

      Omg he asked me out
      >throw scissors at him
      >scream at him until he’s deaf

    • @kitzune2392
      @kitzune2392 5 років тому +142

      @@devin3537
      *-Omg he likes me-*
      > Eat his ears
      > Pluck out his eyes with tweezers while he's sleeping
      > Call Greg for him to *CAlL THe PoLIce*

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 5 років тому +11

      @XxPhoenix_DevxX YT
      😂😂

    • @lucythedachshund6793
      @lucythedachshund6793 5 років тому +4

      VAGISIL..

  • @Momo-zd8vu
    @Momo-zd8vu 4 роки тому +4712

    Grandma's dying.
    >T-pose
    >Kiss her to find out

  • @sunnrock8585
    @sunnrock8585 3 роки тому +4712

    Cheaters actually tend to be really bad at polyamory, since they’re usually bad at commitment and respecting the rules of a relationship, both of which are still important in polyamorous relationships. The main difference is that polyamory involves commitment to multiple people, and respecting the rules of multiple relationships.

  • @RocketShipSquid
    @RocketShipSquid 3 роки тому +2258

    "Your dog is dying."
    - Hide under the bed
    - Kiss him to find out
    - Reach Japan
    - *BNEO*

    • @bonkers124
      @bonkers124 3 роки тому +90

      Where is the pink color😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @VegaPeverell
      @VegaPeverell 3 роки тому +77

      kiss the bed to reach japan to bneo

    • @vincharlesyuri
      @vincharlesyuri 3 роки тому +10

      wtf is a bneo

    • @VegaPeverell
      @VegaPeverell 3 роки тому +15

      @@vincharlesyuri bneo

    • @bonkers124
      @bonkers124 3 роки тому +11

      @@vincharlesyuri bone

  • @cursedcancersurvivor
    @cursedcancersurvivor 4 роки тому +3709

    "I think he's faking it."
    > drown him again
    > Get the pink color

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 4 роки тому +38

      It's funny because pink color is a reference to the color of the level background not being pink, thus the game teases you by giving a peek at a more "beautiful" color.

    • @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539
      @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 4 роки тому +10

      J Do I choose to rename you JD from Heathers

    • @kennedyskastleofficial8211
      @kennedyskastleofficial8211 4 роки тому +11

      *drown him and get the pink color*

    • @tallishtomato
      @tallishtomato 4 роки тому +4

      @@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 i was meant to be yours

    • @RockinRobyn
      @RockinRobyn 4 роки тому +2

      peek a boo we were meant to be one

  • @lemonaidenagain2697
    @lemonaidenagain2697 4 роки тому +3815

    Your husband is having a heart attack!
    - Reach Japan
    - Reach the pink color

  • @monger936
    @monger936 3 роки тому +744

    Teacher : what is inside our body?
    Students : BONE!
    That one kid : B N E O

  • @nlmoviefan
    @nlmoviefan 3 роки тому +638

    My "favorite" ads are when they show someone playing a game that only a complete moron would lose and they lose

    • @mioafox
      @mioafox 2 роки тому +54

      That is a trigger for human curiosity. If it looks easy and someone fails at it, you're likely to get the itch to try yourself and do it right.

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 2 роки тому +40

      @@mioafox it works too it's extremely annoying because I know what they're doing and it takes so much willpower to not download it just to prove how easy it is

    • @mioafox
      @mioafox 2 роки тому +25

      @@gummysnacksandknives9229 Absolutely! When they do it with sudokus or crosswords or something similar, I sometimes take screenshots and solve those to appease the urge :D

  • @ciricebriar
    @ciricebriar 4 роки тому +2195

    Your crush asked you out!
    Choices:
    Slap him
    Put his head in the toilet
    Kiss him (100,000 diamond's)

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip 4 роки тому +60

      Kiss him and pay it!
      Making good pacifist runs!

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 3 роки тому +9

      This isn’t Witness.

    • @basilzoubi1290
      @basilzoubi1290 3 роки тому +46

      I've literally seen something like this in a real game add

    • @rozcos
      @rozcos 3 роки тому +22

      What if I don’t have a crush-

    • @lolimsooedgy7809
      @lolimsooedgy7809 3 роки тому +10

      @@rozcos make your own

  • @a1yssum
    @a1yssum 4 роки тому +4477

    "You're cheating on me?"
    -kiss him to find out
    -reach pink color
    -join them
    -score 20 and become legally skilled
    -harder than you think!
    -reach Japan
    -BNEO

  • @captainpotatord6984
    @captainpotatord6984 3 роки тому +1283

    Blind old man: *Breathes*
    A) DIVORCE
    B) Kiss him to find out
    C) *BNEO*
    *If you got this right your legally a pumpkin*

  • @nekoknight4063
    @nekoknight4063 3 роки тому +282

    As a choices player, I can say, there is no story where the “twist” is cheating or babies. Like never. That HAPPENS, but not as a main plot point. We all hate these ads too.

    • @greta7578
      @greta7578 3 роки тому +57

      I play Choices too! I agree that these ads have almost nothing to do with the game. They only make people don't want to play it and that really sucks because it's a great game and I'm sure that a lot of people would like it

    • @ultmewtwo
      @ultmewtwo Рік тому +6

      There is hardy any baby games in choices I really never get why they go with those fake adds the real story's in choices are good

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому +4

      @@greta7578 There is no chance this game is great lmao

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova 11 місяців тому +1

      I love choices. It's such a shame their ads suck ass!

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 місяців тому +2

      Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.

  • @WillowWispGaming
    @WillowWispGaming 4 роки тому +4484

    Your boyfriend is drowning! Do you:
    Save him with your lifeguard skills (1017💎)
    Laugh (free)

    • @brosideon6491
      @brosideon6491 4 роки тому +175

      Alexandra Poblador this has happened many times and I’ve waited for 1 hour to get some diamonds 😳

    • @myribunt5261
      @myribunt5261 4 роки тому +117

      This is very accurate. These games are rediculouse

    • @PxndaCakes
      @PxndaCakes 4 роки тому +57

      @Alexandra Poblador That's why I don't read diamond stories.

    • @texasroadhouse3141
      @texasroadhouse3141 4 роки тому +9

      What boyfriend?!

    • @texasroadhouse3141
      @texasroadhouse3141 4 роки тому +109

      Here ill save my nonexistent boyfriend... 🤷🏽‍♀️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
      Ok whats my next choice??

  • @Blockinstaller12
    @Blockinstaller12 4 роки тому +4581

    "There's a Spider on the couch."
    > Nuke the planet to unlock every weapon.
    > Kiss it to find out.

  • @mushi3120
    @mushi3120 3 роки тому +472

    Wait until you get “Obey me” and “Shall we date?” games lmao

    • @psi9899
      @psi9899 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao I'm guilty of liking it though

    • @skrrtskrrt2410
      @skrrtskrrt2410 2 роки тому +34

      @@psi9899 Don't. There are much more degenerate "dating sims" that border on fetishes that other people play (mostly male cuz y'know... They're the main consumers rn wich is why godbless ShallWeDate even though they're not the best at optimization)

    • @skrrtskrrt2410
      @skrrtskrrt2410 2 роки тому +6

      @@psi9899 Don't search up "ryonas".
      Too late reverse psychology has already permeated all throughout your brain and now you must make the ultimate choice of acquiring more knowledge or preserve your sanity.

    • @lovesickness1274
      @lovesickness1274 2 роки тому +53

      I've heard that Obey me is actually a really good game, but their ads are so trash that I don't want to play it. Even tho I'm a huge fan of otome games

    • @casie6609
      @casie6609 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I heard it was good too. I play otome games but not the kind of ones I get ads for, I'll probably try that one though

  • @ok-bg4vv
    @ok-bg4vv 3 роки тому +803

    Jarvis being blissfully unaware what the cat emoji means is giving me life

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx Рік тому +2

      Wait what does it mean

    • @AluminaStar
      @AluminaStar Рік тому +36

      @@xXAcidBathXx poosay

    • @OwenMooshi
      @OwenMooshi Рік тому +19

      People didn't use that to mean vagina that much at the time

    • @Akrafena
      @Akrafena Рік тому +4

      When I was a little kid 60 years ago, I walked back and forth with my friend to each other's homes. In between our places there was a house with an open garage door. We noticed a ww1 dough boy helmet hanging on the wall. While we were stopped looking an old fellow came out and let us see his helmet and kit. He had a big unit photograph with him in it. He pointed out one of the guys with a long beard and told us, that fellow fought at Gettysburg and was at Appomattox for the surrender. It didn't mean much to a couple of little kids. We were much more interested in the helmet and bayonet.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому

      @@AluminaStar No.

  • @jacksonlundquist6505
    @jacksonlundquist6505 5 років тому +15665

    "The baby kicked"
    1.)say hello
    2.)kick it back

  • @electricdude2504
    @electricdude2504 4 роки тому +4598

    "Your husband is about to fall from a boat!"
    - Save him *(5000 diamonds)*
    - Hide under the bed
    - Kiss him to find out
    - BNEO
    - Demand a divorce

  • @logan1710
    @logan1710 3 роки тому +949

    “They’re like the 5 Minute Crafts of mobile game.”
    ...5 Minute Games.

    • @bonkers124
      @bonkers124 3 роки тому +10

      *o*

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 3 роки тому +25

      5 minute badads.

    • @vivienjerez9629
      @vivienjerez9629 3 роки тому +37

      Because that's how long it will take before you delete the game

    • @logan1710
      @logan1710 3 роки тому +2

      Vivien Jerez lol

    • @Leftijirox
      @Leftijirox 3 роки тому +28

      It’s not called 5 Minute Games because it takes five minutes to play, no, it’s called that because it takes five minutes to *make the game*

  • @plushy_doctor2299
    @plushy_doctor2299 3 роки тому +80

    "You can't even plagiarize stick figures convincingly"
    I have never heard a better insult before, will use.

  • @pacsajj
    @pacsajj 5 років тому +3683

    Your spouse is passed out on the toilet. What do you do?
    1. Pee in their mouth
    2. Divorce

  • @justsubbruhbruh8550
    @justsubbruhbruh8550 4 роки тому +2245

    Your dog is dying
    1) kiss it to find out
    2) sacrifice it to pink colour

    • @myribunt5261
      @myribunt5261 4 роки тому +14

      😂🤣😂

    • @DomainAspect
      @DomainAspect 4 роки тому +3

      Dumb

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 4 роки тому +56

      3) pull your dog into the water
      4) save your dog’s life
      *option 4 costs 42069 diamonds*

    • @MM7890
      @MM7890 4 роки тому +17

      4) put him in the *forever box*

    • @JimmiusCarrelius
      @JimmiusCarrelius 4 роки тому

      2.

  • @viarafral4926
    @viarafral4926 3 роки тому +257

    A Baby waved at you. What will you do?
    A: Kidnap the Baby and extort the family out of all of their money.
    B: Smack the Baby

  • @stormsketches9811
    @stormsketches9811 3 роки тому +178

    "Cole is next to the edge of the cliff!"
    > Push him
    > Pull him away from the cliff (900💎)

  • @michaelblakemore3712
    @michaelblakemore3712 4 роки тому +2805

    Jarvis: Only 45% of people will make it to level 20.
    Should I
    1. Watch the entire video
    2. Swallow my phone whole

  • @goldfish1249
    @goldfish1249 5 років тому +732

    Mobile game: "Alright, the dog caught you but now all you have to do is just spell-"
    Person: *B N E O*

  • @avery6665
    @avery6665 4 роки тому +840

    Teacher: okay so today we’re going to learn a new word.......
    Bneo

  • @davaaldonifaeyza1782
    @davaaldonifaeyza1782 3 роки тому +67

    Me : working at the KFC as a waiter, giving a woman her meal
    "the woman takes it"
    Her husband : Get away from my wife!

  • @banjokoozie3476
    @banjokoozie3476 4 роки тому +858

    My husband just literally breathed!
    (1. Divorce
    (2. Drop oil into the fireplace

  • @morgan2538
    @morgan2538 5 років тому +748

    Waitress: Ok, ma'am, what would you like to drink?
    Me: May I have the secret menu item?
    Waitress: Which one?
    Me: *Bneo*

    • @kitzune2392
      @kitzune2392 5 років тому +69

      Waitress: Okay, Ma'am, what wo-
      BF: *GeTt aWAy FrOM meH WeIFe*
      Waitress: I was just g-
      BF: *GETT AWAY FROM MEH WEIFEEE*
      GF: Jerry, were not even married..
      BF: I was talking about my wife Wayne 80 miles away fr-
      GF: Omg he cheated on me
      > Have a threesome
      > Break neck
      > Drown him in .1 cm deep water
      > *-BNEO-*

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 років тому +2

      @@kitzune2392 yes.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +3

      Iqbal Mala This is what happens when someone comments without watching the video

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +1

      Iqbal Mala Nice edit my man.
      For new readers, his original comment said “wat I don’t get it”

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +1

      And now he deleted it. Damn, I wasn’t even that harsh.

  • @jadenz9882
    @jadenz9882 4 роки тому +409

    Hey Greg, today is another episode of Badads. Shoot wrong channel

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 3 роки тому +36

      Jaden Z lol I feel like Jarvis is a mix of Danny and D’Angelo

    • @bun3344
      @bun3344 3 роки тому +4

      Lol totally

    • @frankeastbrook2530
      @frankeastbrook2530 3 роки тому +15

      As a guy named Greg, this freaked me out

    • @annn5700
      @annn5700 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 2 роки тому +2

      You were supposed to be on Drew's Channel.
      Edit: I meant Kurtis

  • @themilkmen4023
    @themilkmen4023 3 роки тому +39

    The pink color is a mindset , a heavenly choice. Our only purpose is to reach the pink color. the pink colors love the pink color is life

  • @lard0083
    @lard0083 5 років тому +310

    You buy some new clothes.
    >Wear them
    >Blend them
    >Eat your husband

  • @gracieowen2178
    @gracieowen2178 5 років тому +497

    *husband is in hospital*
    Options:
    -Divorce him
    -Eat him

  • @heyitsmeskylar6564
    @heyitsmeskylar6564 4 роки тому +90

    "just a random stranger.. that i brought home for us" are they gonna eat him-

  • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
    @Cheetahgirl_Studios 3 роки тому +163

    Actually, Choices’ stories are written by the creative team behind the game itself. It’s actually really good. I would definitely recommend the Endless Summer series.

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning Рік тому +24

      Absolutely agree! I love Choices. I personally love Elementalists and Blades of Light and Shadows because I love fantasy lol, but Endless Summers was the first story I started with, and it was really good from what I remember!

    • @yoobzie
      @yoobzie Рік тому +3

      Still waiting for blades of light & shadows book 2....

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@yoobzieExactly! That's my favorite one with how unique it is with skills and stuff!

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 місяців тому +1

      Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.

  • @ohmygodtheywereroommates9137
    @ohmygodtheywereroommates9137 4 роки тому +762

    Your kid is drowning because you acidentally push him.
    Options:
    1.)oops
    2.)opps

  • @ishouldbestudying.542
    @ishouldbestudying.542 4 роки тому +1300

    If I look behind Jarvis there’s a sign that says:
    *Legally* *japan*

  • @auspicious8438
    @auspicious8438 3 роки тому +84

    Okay, but why is no one talking about:
    Louisiane.
    Nouveau-Mexique
    U T A H
    This is truly the peak of comedy

  • @SyrinWarner
    @SyrinWarner 3 роки тому +37

    The game: Sudoku
    The caption: I can’t reach pink color
    The title: Number Tic Tac Toe
    The brand: VOODOO

  • @oliviagraham8089
    @oliviagraham8089 5 років тому +235

    doctor: breathes
    husband: gEt AwAy FrOm My WiFe

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +16

      Girl: This painting really speaks to me
      Boyfriend: Is that right?? **turns to painting** Don’t you EVER talk to my girlfriend again-

    • @reallybiggoose9153
      @reallybiggoose9153 5 років тому +4

      Notice the “Legally Japan” in the background.
      Me: HA! I BEAT IT! I’M LEGALLY JAPA-
      Husband: *_GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!_*

  • @yaboicheesyboi5255
    @yaboicheesyboi5255 5 років тому +591

    Husband: Honey I'm home from work
    >Stab him in eye with butter knife
    >Say hi

  • @grimalice63
    @grimalice63 4 роки тому +115

    There was an ad on a game, probably one of Vodoo's games, that is still ingrained in my brain. I had seen the visuals of the ad a lot.
    Explanation: The ad had the same gameplay but just different voice overs that did not match with the gameplay.
    This voice over started normally where a guy talked about the game but it escalated to his parents kicking him out and he started to exaggerately cry about his life. Then, it ended.
    I still don't know what happened or why the f@#k it did happen.

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 роки тому +2

      This comment made me laugh *tips fedora*. Good day sir

    • @Twat_Dirt
      @Twat_Dirt 3 роки тому +6

      Grim Alice this sounds like a really bad creepypasta

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 3 роки тому +9

      There was something like this in Danny Gonzales’s video on badads (lack of space intended)

    • @andsgradite392
      @andsgradite392 3 роки тому +7

      Once I got an ad for a game called Snake vs Block and it was gameplay and a voiceover of just screaming. Idk

  • @marcherwitch9811
    @marcherwitch9811 4 роки тому +57

    sidebar... i never realised how many 'you'll never get to the pink colour' ads i get... all i can think of is .. did they have a meeting to decide on pink?!

  • @yeetyeehaw3625
    @yeetyeehaw3625 4 роки тому +544

    Someone bumps into you
    Options:
    1.Shove them into oncoming traffic
    2. Have a kid with them

  • @singingsistersblog7878
    @singingsistersblog7878 5 років тому +954

    Doctor: Congratulations, you are legally pink Japan
    Guy: GeT AwAy FrOm My WiFe!

  • @grphicnature
    @grphicnature 3 роки тому +9

    your house is on fire
    > oops!
    > pink color
    > divorce
    > eat spaghetti
    > reach japan
    > hide under the bed
    > *BNEO*
    > kiss it to find out

  • @lopsidedbobshadow
    @lopsidedbobshadow 4 роки тому +45

    you can start a cult in episode

    • @candcfamily5176
      @candcfamily5176 3 роки тому +1

      You can in the kiss list episode but you need a ton of diamonds

  • @kirayoshikage7035
    @kirayoshikage7035 4 роки тому +1066

    "Your boyfriend is making out with another girl"
    1) join in
    2) kick him

  • @WidthTomJones
    @WidthTomJones 4 роки тому +697

    My husband’s pregnant girlfriend is drowning!!!
    Should I:
    _A_ : *Ask her about the baby*
    _B_ : *Oopsy Daisy*

    • @ritafeilmeier3486
      @ritafeilmeier3486 4 роки тому +5

      Slytherin to the TARDIS
      Ya know, I've been in that situation (without the drowning) with two different husbands....

    • @boneman2499
      @boneman2499 4 роки тому +6

      Should I oopsy daisy

    • @im1yearsold169
      @im1yearsold169 4 роки тому +4

      Slytherin to the TARDIS C) smile and drown

    • @itsash9052
      @itsash9052 4 роки тому +1

      D: **save her then after she gives birth, take the baby**

    • @januaryravelo4342
      @januaryravelo4342 4 роки тому +1

      *H O L D U P*

  • @lozisimmortal
    @lozisimmortal 3 роки тому +55

    feel like defending choices (only choices -- episode and chapters are weird) but choices is actually written and animated by professionals, and the stories are pretty good

  • @JJ-zr1wf
    @JJ-zr1wf 3 роки тому +146

    Among interactive games
    Choices is actually the best (by Pixelberry). The advertising team just did a very bad job

    • @scy7044
      @scy7044 3 роки тому +20

      Was waiting for someone to comment this.

    • @ghostflxwer
      @ghostflxwer 2 роки тому +15

      Choices supremacy

    • @kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319
      @kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 2 роки тому +7

      I like it the only thing I don't like is that you need diamonds to pick the better options

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 2 роки тому +13

      @@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 fr im convinced episode is secretly run by ea. I played it once and i got the option:
      Thank her (19 diamonds)
      Dont thank her
      It's like saying "greet your grandparents for 50k or shit on their faces"

    • @kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319
      @kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 2 роки тому +3

      @@dunkey759 true

  • @chrysanthemum7718
    @chrysanthemum7718 5 років тому +3450

    It would be cool if Jarvis made an entire video on Episode.

    • @Lenak_
      @Lenak_ 5 років тому +192

      If he does a series he could start the video with "on this episode of episode"

    • @torrentarrow9097
      @torrentarrow9097 5 років тому +13

      Agreed

    • @tovenusandback
      @tovenusandback 5 років тому +70

      tbh the bad srories on there are the ones made by the company fan made stories can be really good you just got to look for the right ones

    • @yeahyeah4001
      @yeahyeah4001 5 років тому +7

      i want to see him play the game.

    • @gharrett3388
      @gharrett3388 5 років тому +7

      You mean episodes on episodes

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 5 років тому +1795

    Your husband: Hey, look, our blender still works!
    You:
    >make a smoothie
    >blend your husband

  • @cryinf554
    @cryinf554 3 роки тому +31

    “When you’re coming home from a long day of workschool”
    “Working for the manprincipal”

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 роки тому +59

    Who even is the target demographic for these games? They’re obviously super inappropriate, but I can’t imagine anyone older than 10 playing them unironically.

  • @gildaantenor128
    @gildaantenor128 4 роки тому +1673

    “OMG, YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME?!
    Choices:
    -Divorce
    -Raid Area 51
    -reassemble the Soviet Union
    -Start world war III

  • @Tryagain11369
    @Tryagain11369 5 років тому +1216

    My husband went to walmart!!
    1: throw lettuce at him
    2:call him a malformed fish

    • @LucyMayhem943
      @LucyMayhem943 5 років тому +12

      I choose #1

    • @BoomBlockGaming
      @BoomBlockGaming 5 років тому +8

      Lucy M nah bro 2 any day

    • @James-sk9ct
      @James-sk9ct 5 років тому +7

      @@BoomBlockGaming both

    • @jackyzhu9761
      @jackyzhu9761 5 років тому +12

      My wife went to South Park!
      1: Calmly insult her as a Jersey person nonstop
      2: Make her watch Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus for a year nonstop
      3: Lampoon her on the show like the celebs who sued the town in 200 and 201

    • @CCTV_1984
      @CCTV_1984 5 років тому

      Gage Musselman Or 3:You're Terminated

  • @ranimosman5624
    @ranimosman5624 3 роки тому +29

    I actually like choices .it had some nice stories but way too expensive. ended up watching UA-cam videos of people playing because I was genuinely curious about the story.

  • @Noaher256
    @Noaher256 3 роки тому +51

    *Literally every single mobile game ad I see says “Can’t reach pink color”*

  • @kiraaisling9603
    @kiraaisling9603 4 роки тому +266

    Man: * is asleep*
    > put on a diaper
    > eat all the money, hop into the microwave and start it up

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 4 роки тому +272

    You’re husband is falling off a bridge!
    > Pull him up (5731💎)
    > Hide under the bed
    > BNEO
    > Get the pink color
    > Kiss him to find out
    > Lean in for a sniff
    > Maybe he can join us?

  • @ninjanc124
    @ninjanc124 4 роки тому +27

    One time I saw a Voodoo add that said “ I sold my soul to reach level three”

  • @moonlily8458
    @moonlily8458 3 роки тому +5

    "Oh no, he's drowning!"
    1) give him cpr
    2) pregbanana
    3) *b n e o*

  • @tomboysamantha5731
    @tomboysamantha5731 4 роки тому +793

    “To me they’re the 5minute craft of games” *because it looks like they spent 5 minutes making these*

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 4 роки тому +1

      Making the game was their five minute craft.

    • @damienhartley7298
      @damienhartley7298 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thor-Orion The most successful Indy game cash grab is to make a free unity game good enough to receive a Windows and Xbox store port but to progress the tutorial you nerd to make in game purchase which in the end you would have paid then buying a major title Xbox game.

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 3 роки тому

      @@damienhartley7298 Huh?

    • @boppitybippitybop1829
      @boppitybippitybop1829 3 роки тому +1

      What ? 5 minute ? They are problably spending 30 second!
      When ı have 5 minute for a game . İ can do a lot more fine then voodoo

  • @nullarcstudios8910
    @nullarcstudios8910 5 років тому +520

    Doctor:*Is performing surgery on a gun shot wound*
    Jarvis: Get away from my wife.

  • @antoinemint1353
    @antoinemint1353 4 роки тому +110

    Bro really asked "Why is there a cat?" and "Why is there a hatching chicken?"
    XD

    • @albinocat
      @albinocat 3 роки тому +12

      I know chick means baby, but I don’t know what the cat means

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 роки тому +17

      Pussy

    • @higamaynard
      @higamaynard 3 роки тому +2

      @@albinocat So... it's a proposition to procreate? I don't think I understand dating anymore...

    • @spiderbug7615
      @spiderbug7615 2 роки тому +2

      @@higamaynard I don't think the people who make these ads understand dating either

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 роки тому

      that was the whole joke

  • @youreboringhobisaysso2695
    @youreboringhobisaysso2695 3 роки тому +9

    "Your dad said he love you"
    A) tell him you live him back
    B) put him in the freezer
    C) get away from my wife
    D) Bneo

  • @Koi_Fishie
    @Koi_Fishie 4 роки тому +281

    "One guy two pregnancys with no consequences" sounds like a Dr. Phil title

  • @Habuki292
    @Habuki292 5 років тому +676

    if left brained japan, you can reach pink castle!

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 5 років тому +53

      The pink color castle? I need to legally reach level 20 first! 😨

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 років тому +34

      No I need the 50 inches calibur first

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 5 років тому +20

      @@caleblewis8169 Then can you legally leave?

    • @OwenUtleyTRO
      @OwenUtleyTRO 5 років тому +12

      @@Kat-pm3kd then you can reach nuked planet of suglo juki

    • @harrythesailor3622
      @harrythesailor3622 5 років тому +2

      why'd you just copy one of voodoo's ads

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 роки тому +136

    “Come to the hospital! Quick! Frank Heffley’s cancer’s gotten worse!”
    >Do the hokey pokey
    >Get away from his wife
    >We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I

    • @saradrawsstuff
      @saradrawsstuff 3 роки тому +2

      THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 25 YEARS LATER REFERENCE AHAHA

    • @insomnia5448
      @insomnia5448 3 роки тому

      Mom why am I bleeding?

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому +1

      Imma drop that hokey pokey like no one ever did 😎

    • @basedandbiasedkakampink
      @basedandbiasedkakampink 3 роки тому +1

      GET AWAY FROM MY HENTAI COLLECTION

    • @adettessubs444
      @adettessubs444 3 роки тому

      @@basedandbiasedkakampink another kpop stan 👁️👄👁️

  • @flibnit1
    @flibnit1 3 роки тому +8

    10:56
    "This game will frame you for murder. Because they're delta airlines! And life is a ******* nightmare!"

  • @donaldtrump4821
    @donaldtrump4821 4 роки тому +430

    My friend told me he liked me:
    a) Eat my cat
    b) Rob a bank
    c) Become a doctor

  • @countdooku6277
    @countdooku6277 5 років тому +435

    Love the “legally Japan” in the background

    • @CoolCreations101
      @CoolCreations101 5 років тому +5

      If you light red you be legally of the japan

    • @thecyryl
      @thecyryl 5 років тому +4

      If you you're legally Japan

    • @ssouffy_1324
      @ssouffy_1324 5 років тому +2

      If you get color 69 you're legally japan japan

  • @gabbyisanannoyance
    @gabbyisanannoyance 3 роки тому +23

    No one literally no one
    Mobile game adds :
    Your husband died
    hide the body
    kiss him to find out

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 3 роки тому +28

    Choices is actually a great game. The ads do it dirty

    • @aaaaaa8099
      @aaaaaa8099 2 роки тому +7

      are they holding you at gunpoint?
      blink twice if you need help

    • @thekingsson1757
      @thekingsson1757 9 місяців тому

      @@aaaaaa8099lol

  • @RandomPerson-vn6sc
    @RandomPerson-vn6sc 5 років тому +533

    _guy is drowning in a pool about to die because you pulled him in_
    Me: *_OOPS_*

  • @lukasheede2895
    @lukasheede2895 4 роки тому +1489

    When he said “Utah” I just died of laughter

    • @izzie9402
      @izzie9402 4 роки тому +51

      I did too, mainly because I live in utah lol

    • @gilbertbeagley9818
      @gilbertbeagley9818 4 роки тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @izzie9402
      @izzie9402 4 роки тому +31

      @@gilbertbeagley9818 because utah is real and that's how you say it

    • @gilbertbeagley9818
      @gilbertbeagley9818 4 роки тому +2

      @@izzie9402 😳🧐🤔🤨

    • @izzie9402
      @izzie9402 4 роки тому

      @@gilbertbeagley9818 ?

  • @sweethysteria8737
    @sweethysteria8737 3 роки тому +2

    Your husband is cheating on you
    1. Reach the pink color
    2. BNEO
    3. Sir, this is a Wendy’s

  • @zxs4113
    @zxs4113 2 роки тому +11

    5:32 do I sexually assault him or do I just assault him

  • @thatprogrammerjack747
    @thatprogrammerjack747 5 років тому +274

    Honey, will you marry me?
    > D I V O R C E
    > J O I N I N
    > sandwich

  • @Anabolicanglo
    @Anabolicanglo 5 років тому +466

    GAME:
    Him:im going to kiss you now
    Her: *choice A* :(*lean in and kiss)
    *Choice B* :(summon the void and sacrifice him)

  • @Yzzami
    @Yzzami 4 роки тому +20

    11:07 I saw an ad like that but it was like a creepy realistic middle aged obese Sonic the Hedgehog as the side image like wtf

  • @RJNewbz
    @RJNewbz 2 роки тому +4

    Legally Japan
    In the background lol
    13:58
    I that’s when I noticed perfect time lol

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 5 років тому +535

    My husband is breathing
    >Slap him with a Subway sandwich
    >Skirt and hit the dab, like Wiz Khalifa

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 4 роки тому +545

    “It’s just me and my inconspicuous sack.”
    -Jarvis Johnson, 2019

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 4 роки тому +21

      For some reason, that sounds oddly....
      *Sexual*

  • @jessicatgrowl7614
    @jessicatgrowl7614 3 роки тому +6

    I need that clip of Captain Holt yelling “BONE” after you say all they had to do to escape prison was to spell “bone.”

  • @zhfyn2
    @zhfyn2 3 роки тому +7

    9:42-
    0.69%
    *Now that's an epic gamer move.*

  • @ageofdragonz3684
    @ageofdragonz3684 5 років тому +392

    Jarvis : Why are mobile game ads so bad?
    Me : Why are your videos so relevant to my life?

  • @giovannimacdermott3030
    @giovannimacdermott3030 4 роки тому +409

    You're falling out of a plane:
    1) open the parachute
    2) divorce and take the kids

  • @thabomontse4026
    @thabomontse4026 3 роки тому +12

    "This game will frame you for murder"
    Did I not die😂😂😂🙆‍♂️

  • @jennifferwooltorton3869
    @jennifferwooltorton3869 3 роки тому +6

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's" made me laugh so frigging hard

  • @flash-lp3rc
    @flash-lp3rc 5 років тому +407

    “Get away from my wife”
    “Sir this is a Wendy’s.”
    I died lmfaaaoo

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +599

    I've been getting more Mafia city ads than I've ever gotten before.

  • @viktorgetov7681
    @viktorgetov7681 3 роки тому +11

    There was a game ad that said 1% could reach level 100... I was on level 500

  • @strawb_exe5748
    @strawb_exe5748 3 роки тому +47

    The worst part of these games are
    They won't give u what they advertised.😡

    • @bonkers124
      @bonkers124 3 роки тому

      *REEEEEEEE* 😠😠😠😠😠😠

    • @gemiguess
      @gemiguess 3 роки тому

      Yeah 😡😡😡😡😡

    • @insomnia5448
      @insomnia5448 3 роки тому

      I am sorry this was my sister....

    • @hARded2000
      @hARded2000 3 роки тому

      The Playrix marketing team never knew the difference between puzzle games and survival situations

    • @smallvixenamberkitty1967
      @smallvixenamberkitty1967 3 роки тому

      I hate ads

  • @todorokishoto2538
    @todorokishoto2538 5 років тому +349

    You just married your love of your life.
    >Go for lovely honeymoon
    >UNREASONABLY DIVORCE THEM

    • @colehodgman9248
      @colehodgman9248 4 роки тому +11

      More like
      >drown them while scuba diving
      >take the insurance money

    • @todorokishoto2538
      @todorokishoto2538 4 роки тому +5

      You have found another Todoroki!
      >Reply plus that
      >Reply I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER

    • @mayashah12
      @mayashah12 4 роки тому +2

      But don’t forget that if you wanna go on a honeymoon it will cost u 69 diamonds

  • @blueberryman8975
    @blueberryman8975 4 роки тому +483

    Me: Well that's obviously bone
    The drunk guy that randomly appeared in my house: *B* *N* *E* *O*

    • @asmi14
      @asmi14 2 роки тому +5

      I like ur pfp-

    • @606films9
      @606films9 2 роки тому +3

      @@asmi14 Gee, where have I seen it before

    • @Uvuv6969
      @Uvuv6969 2 роки тому

      @@asmi14 SUS

  • @alejandrodeugarriza7690
    @alejandrodeugarriza7690 3 роки тому +8

    I think because of the quantity, ramdomness and similarity in texts they are using AI to generate them, and using the results to train it hoping to reach like a perfect ad or something ? That would explain a lot of things .