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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UA-cam, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez - Комедії
"It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better"
-Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly
Yozuru Probably not prolly
@@zanderbraincinemas6126 Perhaps
@@edef1244 mayhaps
@@80o8i35 of unknown certainty
@@80o8i35 probhaps
“if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?
Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close
Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate
idk
what if i just have good eyesight?
get in a black hole - now
My friend Greg watched this and was like “How the fuck does he know my name”
Haha nice.
Haha nice.
Haha nice.
Haha nice.
Haha nice.
“Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects
fear of missing use
toy story
@@-psilo-9071 succinct and to the point
Sounds kinky but ok
Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.
Haha what’d you do with the rings?
Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny
Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D
Aw man. I'm sorry ://
Oh my
My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"
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Dude Danny is in your house
Conclusion Danny is a witch
Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).
Thanks
There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some
@@fungustheclown666 yes!
“He got snacks, and they were $36,” got me.
Bruh need them snacks tho. He’ll do anything.
✍
w - we
i - don’t
s - know
h - either
wait...
*gasp*
W-We
I-Iguana
s-Snow
h-Hike
lmao
@@chuuyasrealhusband nice pfp
wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result
thank you
😁😆
Lmao that’s so true.
Facts. Straight facts
XD
danny is the best person to watch while eating food
Agreed 👌
yeah
My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.
Constant spit-takes 😂
I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm
The alley of feral cats actually made me breakdown laughing for a solid 5 minutes, thank you
I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????
LMFAOOOOOO
Poor horse
_I'm an right here_
I got one with a picture of two babies and it said *"$1 newborn"*
*T ha nk y o u F L I p a C L I p a D s*
LOL
Once I got an ad for wish and it was literally a child for $3
One dollar, for thirty feral cats.
Seems like a steal to me
for real!!!
Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.
Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen
My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!!
A katana with which to .. Ahemm..
Thank the creators of these prroducts
Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ
This was funny
I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.
Wrong channel 😠
@@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔
0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭
Fr i laughed so hard 😭
It’s like the kid friendly black market
L O L
Im sorry. Kid friendly?
whos gonna tell him that it is?
I just got a wish ad on this video because of course
I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.
The video isnt over.
The song didnt play, danny.
I want an apology video.
Yeah
It's Kurtis all over again...
#dannygonzalezisoverparty
This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...
@@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now
Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm
5:54 this just gave me flashbacks to when I was 8 years old, and I would play animal crossing city folk on my wii, but I was 8 so I always forgot to save it. I would get SO ANGRY when Resetti would come and yell at me that I would yell back at him. My family was concerned. Good times😊☺️
Danny should sell the poster of him with an inhaler as his merch
I'd buy it
i would cop it doe😳😳
Yea
Jayden McDow ok great. a channel plug. thanks
Lmao I'd buy one the second he launched it
and my mom would be like, "Honey, why do you have a poster of some guy with an inhaler put up in your room?"
And I'd be like "You wouldn't understand."
I bought the hamster harness, they don’t have a hamster in the picture because no self respecting hamster will allow themselves to be harnessed, they just go squish and turn into a liquid and escape. Also the leash part is only about two feet long, so if you’re over about... two and a half feet tall your hamster would just be dangling from a string in the air.
a hamster harness pushes their organs u shouldnt do this
imagine looking out your window and u see someone crawling down the sidewalk walking their hamster
Don’t do this with hammies, they’re too smol. It’s better for guinea pigs but you should invest in a more expensive one so the baby doesn’t get too stressed form having a tight harness
I used to walk my rabbits and ferrets out on the street but the only thing is u can’t let them run around like my dog
@@hoarsecorpse no it's not good for guinea pigs bc they can break their back
16:29 new vocal stim dropped
TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/
I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.
fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)
I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"
every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be
beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon
that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine
i wake up and boom im a rat it is
i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD
I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this
wow what a deal 😳
I got a wish ad for edibles
Did you buy him?
LMAO 😂
Only 6 dollars
I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that
this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them
wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth
LMFAOO
PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋
LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA
Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?
That also applies to dentist's
WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER
Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk
EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.
I do what I want
@@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it
@@imeepysleepy harness a hamster go brrrrr
I'm a hamster bish
Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap
12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.
That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶
IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG
edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH
You were laughing for 12 days straight?
It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle
Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science
This is the comment I was looking for
the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet
exactly
We’re asking the real questions
I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.
The truth has been spoken
For SAFETY reason duh...
Definetly you are not working at poultry...
"If you can read this, you're too close."
bruh we like 2000 miles away how tf
Too close, Jordan.
waaaay too close ):0
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Too close >:O
wait yall aren't hiding in Danny's house?
Every now and then I’ll come back to this video to remember to buy my human teeth.
8:11 ed sheeran
Leave the gingers alone
@@LilyHunt-mi8ql no
Underrated comment
The other day my wish ads were showing... Harry Styles. Just Harry Styles for a bargain of $20. And then on the same reel of ads as I was scrolling across, it showed me all of One Direction except for Zayn for $16
No Zayn? No deal, man. I need them all.
If I had 20 bucks I’m buying Harry Styles. I’m not even a fan, I just want to buy him.
I keep getting this ad of a woman wearing a.... Bandana but it's a crop top. I don't know what the hell they're advertising.
thats the best deal ever!! and its even better that there was no zayn sjkajsk
You can have Harry for $20 or if you could take the the other members too we will give it to you for $16, we have so many Liam's in stock we need to start clearing them out
" Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!"
uH
Quora
ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-
oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖
I mean he's not wrong
I know right..
The "envy others on the internet" thing is suggesting that you can film videos similar to all the cute/funny pet videos you see in the internet
I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"
*this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*
This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise
@@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!
Nina Y
It says so right here sir
m.ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled
@@canariez dont ruin it
my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”
I saw 19 likes so had to also it's rare for a like from me so be gratefull
Gacha Kingston don’t tell people to be grateful for a useless like. No one cares
@@porygone-s 3 people cared enough to comment on it
@@gachakingston9240 20 likes isn't even a substantial number..? also, why do you have to reply just to say you liked the comment? and why is it rare? it has no value whatsoever..?
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You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!
6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that is says "for people men and women" in the top left lol
The three genders
Am I too close Danny? I can read your shirt... How much further should I be??
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS
@@jacksonguite5830 if u can read this ur too close
I think it says "if you can read this you are to close"
I think 6 feet maybe....
*WHAT AM I, DANNY?!?*
Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.
Kid friendly black market
@@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it
The black market is scared of wish
I would rather shop on the black market than wish
asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf
*H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*
the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff
imagine that one guy named greg who knows he is being addressed specifically
He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel
This needs more likes
Yeah I know
Lmao
730th like brosky
This is gold
I got a wish ad for "fun party straws"
They were crack pipes
They can still be fun party straws tho! :)
Save the turtles
Id rather just use both sides of a red vine or a twizzler
@Cloudy DreamsThey changed to *10$ Darn.*
Digital Goth I-
That Wish jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of time
Wait till he hears about Temu
The craziest part is that the Los Angeles Lakers has wish as their sponsor.
Christian Hansen thank you
My sister made fun of me asking me why I had a Wish jersey 😣
Don't forget formula drift
@@AverageBoiz get views/subs for quality not shit like this
@@AverageBoiz keep it up man. All channel started from zero 👌🏾
I can read his shirt, where do I go now
A few feet back
the ranch
Same
what does it say
Wakanda
9:45 how has no one noticed that on the screen where it says “size” …it just says “No WiFi” like they didn’t even get the “color” description right either 😂😂
1. Debut
2. Paper rings
3. Harry Styles
4. Olive Garden
5. Ocean blue eyes looking in mine
What???
I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement
LMAO perfectly said
Underrated comment.
so true
Wish is that one kid who eats paper in school.
Paula Manning Once I ate paper cause someone told me it tasted like tacos lmao
My friend ordered something on wish. It’s been three years and it still hasn’t even shipped yet.....
WHAT
excuse me WHATTTT 🤨
just keep waiting
be patient
Patience is a virtue. Jkjk
I know this video is 3 years old but it reminds me of how i get recommended the strangest advertisements on youtube. I dont know what i searched or watched for me to weird innapropriate advertisements of action games and scammy gambling games. Its almost like my algorithm for advertisements is broken while my one for videos is just fine. UA-cam and many other apps have bugs anyway. Im just worried that me reporting the ads arent doing anything.
@20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.
My fav song:
wHeN yOu WiSh On WiSh. CoM, yOu CaN bUy
*HuMaN tEeTh*
I looped the intro about seven times before starting the actual video.
tbh I thought he was gonna end the song with sOmEOnE's mOM
@@andromeda1ce Same I couldn't stop laughing
*HUMAN TEETH*
omg i love your profile picture dora
Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE
Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best
😂 lmao
Same, smh
Copied comment
Blue boxy Xoxo who cares lol
Grow a wee wee with M E N S T E A
“Why would you buy human teeth?”
“Maybe there’s a kink…
…in the supple chain.”
Ah damnit it’s 1am I cant type sorry
The thing about Wish that always draws me in is that.. like.. it’s not totally insane.
The bird holder thing could be a useful device to hold pigeons still while you clip netting off their toes (I’ve seen homemade/ DIY ones that look similar) and for a lot of animals their stress levels go down when you cover their eyes. There’s a sound idea there based on reality. I consistently get the ad for an alley of stray cats, and I think it’s for catnip seeds? And sure, we’ve all heard the tale about someone’s grandma wanting catnip planted over their memorial instead of cut flowers so. Fine.
I’m on board with all that, it’s just the leaps in logic Wish expects you to make.
I could be wrong about all of this though, because even once I gave them my details the whole page was in German? Maybe? And when I used google translate to find the settings and clicked on English, it logged me out
I'm pretty sure the "cat blindfolds" are cat muzzles as well so not quite as insane
danny’s shirt be like:
IF YOU 😤
CAN READ
🔥🌪
THIS YOU’RE
*TOO CLOSE*
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Nu tu rr tu w we tu u tu tu imis hello my name alex
kaylee is in pain! tbh he’s right cause i have really bad eyesight
I thought it said
IF YOU CAN READ THIS😤
YOU'RE😡
What dose he mean
He mean-
"They're not your teeth, but they can be." Oh no.
😂😂👌👌
Like
"They're your teeth, but not for long!"
“You can buy….. *hUmAn TeEtH* ”
Watching this episode felt more like watching a rick and morty inter-dimensional cable commercial 😂😂😂
Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles
That sounds pretty cool tbh
I mean... Your probably not wrong...
yeowch
Never go hunger again
Attack on titan theme starts
wish. com is like the black market...just not illegal *yet*
YET
Crawly Lé Spider no it’s (Y)(E)(E)(T)
Dawn Walker *yeet*
Kermit you are weird
@@2clean2bealive y e s
I showed this channel to my grandpa named Greg and when Danny said “What’s up Greg” he threw the food across the room
"$1 for 30 ferrel cats" 💀
Maybe the eight pack cream is just acid that burns away all the skin and fat so you can see the muscles
Yes. This is the best comment
Elena Koziol I would buy it
@@bobgob4952 for 20 bucks
Anu Wilson I’m down
@@bobgob4952 lol :D
Danny: *Talks about how you can buy teeth on Wish*
Tooth fairy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Omg that's so funny lol
@@sophiaklimek4572 ??
That's just where the tooth fairy sells them
Natalie A. an actual steal
12:20 it was probably some like chinese advert thats been poorly translated so thats why it doesnt make a lot of sense
3:52 yea definately some kind of kink in the supply chain.....
man, It’s been a while since we last heard that greg was the fastest growing army on youtube...
Someone must have searched it up
Dua Wauda damn
Craig is taking over
werty vid never
@@Wertyvid shut up, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry
2:30 dont think anyone cares but this is a cat muzzle used by vets! its covers the eyes like this because cats faces are too small for have just a snout cover + the eye cover makes the cat feel more safe in the dark
Danny in the back isn’t drinking water in the back poster he’s drinking from the fountain of youth HE LITERALLY NEVER AGES
I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day
He does, however only for legendary Greg's ( This is a joke. )
Can’t unhear
HA
epic comment
no
If his pants are on fire does that mean hes a liar. Conspiracy theory: they're lying about it being able to set ur pants on fire.
If you say the tea sets your pants on fire while you're drinking said tea but it doesn't, would your pants still light on fire?
your username gives me life
Liar liar pants on fire is the tea’s slogan
How to tell if someone’s lying? Make them drink the tea and it’ll light their pants on fire!
@Hal Moore @Isabella Seemann thx
i have literally never laughed harder at a video
fr same
I got a concussion last friday and I have just been watching Danny for the past couple days. 10/10 recovery method
Omg...hope u are feeling better!
After getting top surgery:
I H A V E N O T I T
CONGRATIONLSAT BUDDY BOY
y e s
Lola rabbit be like:
@@seauqis Lola have no booba
YyyyyyyEEEEAAA
The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play.
WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN
First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪
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NY
I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..
Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰
The guy selling teeth definitely is a murderer tryna cover his tracks 💀
Laura in the microwave filming Danny cook: 👁👄👁
“Skin fever” sorta makes sense. If this is translated from Chinese, that is. 发烧 means have a fever. Translated literally it can mean “get a burn” 烧 can also mean burn. Basically it means that the gel will BURN YOUR SKIN. Or at least cause a burning sensation.
OWCH
I- 💀
Bruh
W H A T
oh ok then 😀
Plot twist: this is company is owned by Troom Troom and these are the materials you need to make there crafts
La Lists
ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
So THIS is where you get guache
U r joking right I went to the moon to make that spy camera
so they have sugar paste?
Their*
12:10 maybe you can take cute pictures of cats and others will envy you through the internet?
0:01 gets your eyes back in sync
You’re acting like owning a Chicken Helmet™️ is a bad thing
"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats"
D E A L
How did you add the “TM” after “Chicken helmet”?
Is there a special button on mobile?
@@wepti8753 it’s an emoji
@@galactic7458 Oh okay, I don’t think I can use it because I’m on PC and the emojis we get are limited, but thanks
the cat blindfolds are muzzles for groomers and vets.....hope that eases some nerves lmao
it's still unsettling and sad to think that people have probably used stuff like this to abuse cats and other animals :(
Yeah..
I’m planing to be a vet
@@mariahmorales5616 cool :)! I kind of want to do the same thing!
@@Benjamin-qd4ly 👍
The cat "blindfolds" are used to calm down cats by covering their senses it usually is used during grooming when a cat is being aggressive
‘do you suddenly have more cats then you did before due to a recent acquisition of an alleyway full of stray cats’
finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran
My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry
@@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.
@@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin
MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.
I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused
Plot twist: Wish is actually an organisation that works for the dark web
I bet the company is smuggling drugs or something
Wouldnt be much of a surprise if you ask me
Elena Wolter they sold Glock full auto selector switched but the atf shut it down I was gonna but one but didn’t have money it’s on google I think
They ‘wish’ to steal all of your limbs and ship you plastic ones 😌✌️
They sell human teeth, Thats probably traumatizing for a kid to see online, Guns, Drugs, human parts is probably to the extreme level
What cream causes a fever? … um… radioactive cream.
The inhaler wall decal looks like Danny’s shotgunning a glass of milk
Sam McFadden an l-shaped glass of milk
omg I thought so too like if you glance at it it looks like a glass of milk
Oh, I thought it was a glass of milk, and I always thought that was weird, but it’s Danny so....
Oh thats what i thought was happening the whole time 😂
I cant unsee that now
"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats"
*D E A L*
Edit:
*C O R N B O A T*
*_1 0 0 D O L L A R S_*
Edit 2: I will now add even more quotes
_issababywithabeard_
W H Ā Ť A Đ Í § A Ś T E R
_well das prolly not good_
I have found my people 🐱
100 divided by 30 equals 3.33
Each cat is worth 3 cents
idk can they go a bit lower its a bit overpriced
YES I NOW NEED 30 FERAL CATS
@@lucy_goose your cat is cute
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