Jon Stewart's Opening Monologue: 2006 Oscars

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  • @keelahrose
    @keelahrose 3 роки тому +221

    Oh my God seeing Phillip Seymour Hoffman AND Heath Ledger in the front rows is heart wrenching. I wasn't prepared.

    • @joeybaseball7352
      @joeybaseball7352 2 роки тому

      They were drug addicts who overdosed.

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose 2 роки тому

      @@joeybaseball7352 Heath wasn't. He just took the wrong mixture.

  • @Autotrope
    @Autotrope 8 років тому +340

    Jon Stewart loves those gray t-shirts

  •  9 років тому +1209

    RIP Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

    • @wredser
      @wredser 8 років тому +9

      yea, wow, how sad. odd that they were both zoomed in on like that, and neither are here today.

    • @ysabarro
      @ysabarro 8 років тому +5

      +Alex Card same thought.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 7 років тому +1

      Who's the blonde next to Ledger?

    • @MrKajanus
      @MrKajanus 7 років тому +5

      gorginhanson - Michelle Williams. They were together back then.

    • @federicadibattista1806
      @federicadibattista1806 6 років тому

      João Solimeo i

  • @joeltravis9446
    @joeltravis9446 5 років тому +895

    This crowd is awful. Jon Stewart was slaying the entire time.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 5 років тому +18

      no he didnt .... his timing was off. delivery is everything

    • @rapier1954
      @rapier1954 5 років тому +3

      Professional crowd who got it right.

    • @katherynemero9355
      @katherynemero9355 5 років тому +16

      That is absolutely true. He is slaying the hell out of this. Too bad they don't want to hear it.

    • @philipkay8372
      @philipkay8372 4 роки тому +19

      These shows are notorious bad/hard to do because of the venue and audience

    • @livingtribunal2628
      @livingtribunal2628 4 роки тому +5

      Worst monologue ive watched and ive watched them all since 2000.

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 5 років тому +228

    13 years later, the extended bit about how hard it is to find a host is a little ironic.

  • @robbgrey1010
    @robbgrey1010 9 років тому +780

    I like Clooney expression "Haha...wait a minute"

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 роки тому

      Totaly fake but good sport at least

  • @J.5.M.
    @J.5.M. 2 роки тому +33

    So awesome to see Hoffman laughing and having a great time here. RIP to a true talent

  • @valentino2195
    @valentino2195 6 років тому +154

    "Björk couldn't be here tonight...She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."

  • @iggystompbarnyard
    @iggystompbarnyard 8 років тому +154

    5:46 "look at them!!" cut to heath ledger... 10 years really is a long time...phillip seymore hoffman

  • @adrijan6510
    @adrijan6510 5 років тому +76

    Jon we need you back man I swear

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 роки тому +2

      Yessssss

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 8 місяців тому +2

      He’s back

    • @adrijan6510
      @adrijan6510 8 місяців тому +1

      @Lightningkuriboh you have no idea how thankful I am I'm sharing so much of his videos on ig. He got neo liberals and conservative Trumpers so fucking mad I love it.

  • @MeganWoodard1984
    @MeganWoodard1984 7 років тому +55

    :D I like John a lot, he was respectful but also had a wonderful sense of humor. Seeing Heath and Phillip in the audience, reminds you that we lost two brilliant actors who should still be here w us making movies....RIP to you both!!

  • @TheLegendaryDoc
    @TheLegendaryDoc 6 років тому +34

    I remeber cracking up when he made the joke about Bjørk and Dick Cheney. Time passed, but I'll never forget that joke ever in my life, I loved the show!

    • @marymagdalene3004
      @marymagdalene3004 10 місяців тому

      It was a good joke but was not delivered with the levity it warranted. Too much resentment in Stewart's delivery to keep things funny and not so serious. He couldn't leave his personal animosity for the things he mentioned nor of the people he mentioned. That's where he missed the boat as host.

    • @vipuntilwhenever128
      @vipuntilwhenever128 8 місяців тому

      Yess

  • @springhillgolfer878
    @springhillgolfer878 6 років тому +42

    I've watched a lot of these Academy Awards opening monologues and I think this is the best one, followed by the 2009 one. Amazing.

    • @dennisagusdianto315
      @dennisagusdianto315 5 років тому +1

      Watch Hugh Jackman slay in 2012 monologue!

    • @amangoyal923
      @amangoyal923 9 місяців тому

      2008 you mean ​@@dennisagusdianto315

  • @MJWilde
    @MJWilde 5 років тому +95

    Jon Stewart is just the best. A legend. So damn funny. But it's so sad to see those who have passed since then, as well. Like Philip Seymore Hoffman and Heath Ledger. Great talent.

  • @OverdueReview
    @OverdueReview 6 років тому +270

    That equal pay joke at 8:54 would've killed this year!

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 5 років тому +3

      Overdue Review No it would be offensive for many people

    • @mangos2888
      @mangos2888 4 роки тому +5

      Stewart was always ahead of his time. And correct.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 7 років тому +36

    you ever rewatch a monolgue then check the press's reaction at the time and go the fuck is wrong with media ? they eviscerated Jon and said he sucked .. I loved it !

  • @jazzdub4958
    @jazzdub4958 Рік тому +9

    RIP Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, William Hurt. It's such a shame Jon Stewart didn't get another crack at hosting the Oscars. This was brilliant and it just gets better and better as time goes by, makes a change having a restrained smaller style than the usual bombastic Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg ones.

  • @aashnaashah6152
    @aashnaashah6152 4 роки тому +441

    Is it just me or is Stewart too smart for this crowd

    • @LOLERXP
      @LOLERXP 3 роки тому +7

      I think his jokes landed pretty well??

    • @krissielundy9934
      @krissielundy9934 3 роки тому +29

      I think he's too smart for most crowds 😂

    • @yasirkhan6455
      @yasirkhan6455 2 роки тому +2

      Def just u...

    • @valmacclinchy
      @valmacclinchy 2 роки тому +3

      @@krissielundy9934 absolutely, he's brilliant.

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 2 роки тому +5

      it's mostly you wanting to feel smart by judging people you're better than. if you can't work your audience, then blaming the audience means admitting you're bad at your job.

  • @feedthesnake3394
    @feedthesnake3394 2 роки тому +35

    still one of the most intelligent monologues.

    • @valmacclinchy
      @valmacclinchy 2 роки тому +3

      Jon is a brilliant guy, an author and activist.

  • @BusyShow
    @BusyShow 7 років тому +74

    1:50 Mel Gibson Runs the same way he runs on Lethal weapon with a rifle in his hand. Guess I watched that movie too many times to be able to notice that!

    • @antisomething4248
      @antisomething4248 5 років тому +1

      Busy Show his run was hilarious he’s great at comedy

    • @justjackman
      @justjackman 4 роки тому +1

      YES! Him and Tom cruise both have recognisable running styles. Amazing!

    • @oliverposniak1254
      @oliverposniak1254 3 роки тому +1

      Like there is a thing like watching Leathal Weapons Top much😏and I also notice his running style 😂

    • @krissielundy9934
      @krissielundy9934 3 роки тому

      @@justjackman Will Smith too

  • @jasonh5377
    @jasonh5377 6 років тому +62

    He went a dream within a dream within a dream! One more layer and he'd be in limbo!

  • @jtb1990419
    @jtb1990419 6 років тому +75

    1:08
    Announcer: Please welcome your host, Mrs. Whoopi Gold-
    Whoopi: Oh, hell no!
    That one got me pretty good. Letterman's was a little creepy, I gotta say.

    • @JaIch9999
      @JaIch9999 5 років тому +8

      Why do Americans thing that "oh hell no" is a funny or witty or original comeback.
      You guys say it all the time as if it reflects great wisdom or a strong character.
      Boring.....

    • @galmanferguson
      @galmanferguson 5 років тому +20

      That's the point with Letterman. People think he's creepy so instead of being offended with it, he poked fun at it

  • @veiyi
    @veiyi 3 роки тому +57

    A time when Meryl was sitting not in the front row dead middle.

    • @BL-mf3jp
      @BL-mf3jp Рік тому

      Back where she belongs!

  • @still-standingrunner810
    @still-standingrunner810 4 роки тому +48

    One of the greatest monologues ever

  • @HeadCannon19
    @HeadCannon19 3 роки тому +24

    "Tonight's theme is return to glamour"
    *Crash wins best picture*

  • @wredser
    @wredser 8 років тому +478

    Anyone else notice Heath ledger in the audience? :(

    • @ysabarro
      @ysabarro 8 років тому +75

      yeah... and Philip Hoffman too. :(

    • @thefilmseeker
      @thefilmseeker 7 років тому +15

      Kinda hard not to "notice" when the camera cuts directly to them specifically.

    • @scottwilliam3470
      @scottwilliam3470 5 років тому

      Alex Card yes no maybe I don’t know
      Whatever

    • @igotajopamerica3040
      @igotajopamerica3040 5 років тому

      Who cares.

    • @omerdemir6173
      @omerdemir6173 4 роки тому

      @@thefilmseeker at which point???

  • @hetaes
    @hetaes 6 років тому +405

    "I think I speak for all jews when I say, 'I can't wait to see what happens to us next.'" LOL!

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 5 років тому +24

    Dying to know who walked out after Jon said "How talented they are."

  • @andrewrodgers8596
    @andrewrodgers8596 5 років тому +18

    This is great, he just took the piss out of Hollywood the whole time

  • @broadwaymike92
    @broadwaymike92 7 років тому +26

    That opening music is the ending music from the 1997 animated film ANASTASIA

  • @lllllMlllll
    @lllllMlllll 7 років тому +42

    6:00 Heath Ledger .. 6:50 Philip Seymour ... :(

  • @nicolesieber16
    @nicolesieber16 6 років тому +173

    Jon Stewart and George Clooney. What I wouldn’t do to be in the middle of that sandwich.

  • @miSc_dk
    @miSc_dk 6 років тому +23

    Back, when there was hope for America. I have traveled 31 states, and I love you all. But by god, you need proper guidance...

  • @wanx3rz
    @wanx3rz 8 років тому +264

    tough crowd

  • @godlyblessedliibaangodisgo4394
    @godlyblessedliibaangodisgo4394 8 років тому +23

    this was the first Oscars i ever watched ,LOVED it
    wide eye kid like me it brilliant thank you God

  • @lonelylucifer5301
    @lonelylucifer5301 5 років тому +10

    We need Stewart more than ever

  • @justAman548
    @justAman548 4 роки тому +10

    Jon: “I’m Jon Stewart and...”
    Me: “Oh I know this one! Welcome to the Daily Show!”
    Jon: “Welcome to the 78th Annual Oscars”
    Me: “Oh, ok😞”

  • @bluepacifica123
    @bluepacifica123 6 років тому +27

    He's so gorgeous.

  • @festus569
    @festus569 6 років тому +58

    The best part is when Jon Stewart mentioned movie piracy and says actresses can barely cover her breasts. The second best part is when Jon Stewart made fun of some S. Spielberg's movies, Bjork and the movie Ray.

    • @Descalabro
      @Descalabro 5 років тому +1

      For my taste, that Bjork joke was the best.

  • @aissamo2393
    @aissamo2393 8 років тому +34

    10 years :'( ! i feel old

  • @willschoenenberger234
    @willschoenenberger234 8 років тому +215

    'Walk the line is Ray with white people' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant

  • @Claudiia
    @Claudiia 7 років тому +59

    Heath shrugging at the beginning was adorable omg

  • @DrJG9
    @DrJG9 5 років тому +14

    "I'm busy too", "oh, hell no!", and Mel Gibson running from a puma, but jin is still funnier.

  • @cosmicwanderer891
    @cosmicwanderer891 4 роки тому +32

    Does anyone here thinks that Michelle Williams looks similar to Taylor swift??

    • @peterwallis4288
      @peterwallis4288 4 роки тому

      I thought that was Taylor Swift. But yeah, it can't be her in 2006.

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 4 роки тому +2

      you mean to tell me that's NOT Taylor Swift?!! Jesus my eyes deceived me

    • @Sillybillyilly
      @Sillybillyilly 4 роки тому

      The only yellow dress I loved

  • @Wyttfilms
    @Wyttfilms 3 роки тому +10

    God I miss heath ledger. R.I.P Heath Ledger.

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 2 роки тому +9

    His George Clooney joke has to be one of the best of all time.

  • @tariqsarwar3408
    @tariqsarwar3408 5 років тому +8

    How far freedom can be extended!, and Charlize Theron's persona, insightful!

  • @montyparata4914
    @montyparata4914 5 років тому +12

    3:37 RIP beautiful soul

  • @BlueSpirit3743
    @BlueSpirit3743 7 років тому +76

    'Felicity' - best gag ever

    • @tjwash2
      @tjwash2 6 років тому +5

      skbfilm not if you’re a man or woman who is transgendered and being mocked

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 5 років тому +10

      TJ Wash Why is it okay to mock everyone else except trans people?
      I’m asking honestly, You want to be treated equally you said

    • @ladymirth
      @ladymirth 5 років тому +9

      @@johnsreactions6658 because they're a disenfranchised minority who are relentlessly mocked and identities dismissed at best and murdered at worst. Making fun of minorities is just kicking a guy who's already on the ground bleeding. Making fun of the privileged is to challenge their power or a friendly jab at worst.

    • @ladymirth
      @ladymirth 5 років тому +5

      @@johnsreactions6658 Equality is recognizing which people are suffering and being kind and helping them up while bringing those with too much power and privilege down. Equality requires understanding the inequalities that already exist and adjusting your behaviour towards different people accordingly.

    • @emreakilic2475
      @emreakilic2475 5 років тому +7

      @@ladymirth Equality is understanding the difference between jokes and being maliciously mocked just like everyone else without the expectation of being treated like a fragile baby bird.

  • @fe5018
    @fe5018 6 років тому +58

    6:59 Keira Knightley and Jack Nicholson sitting side by side is weird looking.

    • @chiragdahiwale6912
      @chiragdahiwale6912 4 роки тому +2

      Why tho? Genuinely curious question

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 роки тому +4

      @@chiragdahiwale6912 it's been 2 years, I honestly can't remember what my reasoning was at the time... Maybe just that she's such a modern and young star and he's an icon so associated with a different era? I suspect that was it, that it was just this unexpected juxtaposition of eras? Could also be that the framing makes them look like they attended as a couple here. Which with their 50 year age gap is a bit jarring. Honestly can't recall. I may not have even had a specific, considered reason. Was possibly just an idle observation with no greater thought.

  • @camelot28
    @camelot28 8 років тому +23

    He is the best for opening monologues and Steve Martin, Ricky
    Gervais.

  • @franceszapata951
    @franceszapata951 5 років тому +10

    Please include closed captions so that the information is accessible to everyone

  • @abdinasirnas5685
    @abdinasirnas5685 4 роки тому +12

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Felicity for bribing college admissions

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 6 років тому +36

    He should do it again

  • @rickmachado2005
    @rickmachado2005 2 роки тому +5

    78th ...seeing Will Smith in the audience...after watching the slap 🤣 pure gold...

  • @inthedarkanonymous5625
    @inthedarkanonymous5625 10 місяців тому +1

    His heart doesn't seem to be in it. I love and admire Jon Stewart. I think he feels compelled to try to fix things instead of being excruciatingly funny.

  • @melaniep6964
    @melaniep6964 4 роки тому +2

    Joaquin Phoenix looking fine as ever!❤️❤️ RIP to Heath Ledger and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Wow, what a line up of Best Actor noms that year. Charlize Theron looking so beautiful as always and Jack Nicholson is just super cool.😎

  • @MrHalandojones
    @MrHalandojones 4 роки тому +9

    B'jork. That joke still kills.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anmol96titoria
    @anmol96titoria 8 років тому +114

    Best Oscar Host Of All Time

    • @kingschultz3251
      @kingschultz3251 8 років тому +51

      not even close ...

    • @starkiller578
      @starkiller578 7 років тому +1

      Brother Troy who would you say is a good?

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 7 років тому +4

      He was Good, but I wouldn't say "Of All Time"; Maybe one of the best of the '00s.

    • @JavierRodriguez17565
      @JavierRodriguez17565 7 років тому

      anmol96titoria Chevy Chase was a good host

    • @kayem3824
      @kayem3824 7 років тому

      anmol96titoria Oscar is finished.

  • @adamhartman3510
    @adamhartman3510 6 років тому +42

    Things have changed in 12 years. Hoffman, Ledger = dead. Morgan Freeman = blacklisted. Felicity Huffman trans joke, Hallee Berry sex joke = not okay anymore. Jon Stewart = nowhere to be found when we need him most

    • @VardhanShrivastava
      @VardhanShrivastava 5 років тому +6

      Nah the hallee bit is fine.. Isa dream sequence done tastefully plus Clooney was subjected to same

    • @flower_girl4983
      @flower_girl4983 4 роки тому

      U could focus on the positivity instead of the dead 😔😑

    • @krissielundy9934
      @krissielundy9934 3 роки тому +1

      Wait since when was Morgan Freeman blacklisted? What did I miss?

  • @nagisaindaegu784
    @nagisaindaegu784 6 років тому +12

    Man I miss Jon!

  • @princekazhila2003
    @princekazhila2003 4 роки тому +5

    3 bad ass jokers in one room what a night.

  • @monikaszymanowska5142
    @monikaszymanowska5142 3 роки тому +1

    It's smashing all the way. I especially loved the joke about uncompromised journalists in period movies and the one about Bjork:-)

  • @jonjonmia
    @jonjonmia 3 роки тому +3

    I swear the narrator at the beginning is the same narrator for every clone wars episode intro

  • @cz2165
    @cz2165 9 місяців тому +1

    So bittersweet seeing Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the audience, they left us too soon.

  • @dlh7989
    @dlh7989 6 років тому +13

    6:09 hahaha Rachel and Amy both looked down

  • @NGTGO
    @NGTGO 3 роки тому +4

    This was his first time hosting and you can tell he's nervous. When he came back for the 80th he was even better. His material was still great, it just wasn't conveyed as well.

  • @bennyton2560
    @bennyton2560 7 років тому +13

    5:37 Charlize!!!! Goddess

  • @ghaidahesham3644
    @ghaidahesham3644 7 років тому +113

    who would dislike jon Stewart?
    I guess it's O'Reilly and fox news fans!

  • @killdianette
    @killdianette 8 років тому +1034

    I see dead people

  • @AllenMQuinn
    @AllenMQuinn 4 роки тому +5

    3:56 All College Scandal aside, as much as I love Reese Witherspoon, Felicity. Huffman was so robbed of the Oscar that year.

    • @joewhitehead3
      @joewhitehead3 4 роки тому

      Allen M. Quinn Stupid question, but do you think things woulda turned out differently if she had won?

  • @Alisa-utube
    @Alisa-utube 4 роки тому +6

    my god, those jokes are timeless!

  • @georgepetrov5669
    @georgepetrov5669 4 роки тому +6

    10:15 The Joker was clearly considering murdering him on the spot.

    • @ernaherlina8014
      @ernaherlina8014 4 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, the two other Jokers were still there and alive, so he wasn't sure so he had to reconsider that

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 6 місяців тому +5

    The one night of the year where you can see all your favorite stars without voting for the Democratic Party 😂😂

  • @0shadowgrace0
    @0shadowgrace0 3 роки тому +16

    Everything John says gets better with age.

  • @TaylorMade4Zero
    @TaylorMade4Zero 7 місяців тому +1

    Jon Stewart is too damn good.

  • @antisomething4248
    @antisomething4248 5 років тому +14

    That was seriously funny ... jolie gets a lot of stick for adopting 😂

  • @three11forlife
    @three11forlife 5 років тому +8

    Ah. The good old days.

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 7 років тому +24

    Wow. Can't be!I've this was ten hrs ago.

    • @mnasser2149
      @mnasser2149 7 років тому +12

      Ten hours? you must live in a far away planet.

    • @neelabhraroy4238
      @neelabhraroy4238 6 років тому

      M Nasser Mistyped it. Its yrs not hrs

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead 6 місяців тому

      Wow I can’t believe this comment was 7 years ago

  • @MediaLover194
    @MediaLover194 9 років тому +54

    Did anyone else recognize the opening music from Anastasia?

  • @ritafranco3020
    @ritafranco3020 5 місяців тому

    I love everything Jon Stewart does. He’s just so f’ing funny but he keeps it nice. ❤❤❤

  • @nanouklezaf4273
    @nanouklezaf4273 7 років тому +16

    "Ladies, gentlemen, um... Felicity" LMAO

    • @carlosgil378
      @carlosgil378 3 роки тому +1

      What was this joke about?

    • @nanouklezaf4273
      @nanouklezaf4273 3 роки тому +1

      @@carlosgil378 This was the year Felicity Huffman was nominated for Best Actress for playing a transgender person (male to female) in Transamerica.

  • @richardlynch1094
    @richardlynch1094 2 роки тому +4

    As soon as I saw Will Smith, I laughed out loud! Haha

  • @garrusvakarian267
    @garrusvakarian267 7 років тому +6

    3:36 the feels

  • @HShravzP
    @HShravzP 7 років тому +10

    at 11:29 , Morgan Freeman is like "What the F is happening here?"

  • @equisde8026
    @equisde8026 3 роки тому +5

    “I don’t really have a joke here” brilliant…

  • @jkoranchie
    @jkoranchie 6 років тому +16

    He's hilarious!

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 роки тому +5

    Ledger and Hoffman both dead, not that long ago. Wonder if Jon rewatches this and thinks about that.

  • @DarkGob
    @DarkGob 3 роки тому +2

    He namedropped both actors who would go on to play War Machine, one after the other.

  • @katerynamukhina8488
    @katerynamukhina8488 5 років тому +7

    Felicity is in jail now....times they are changing🎵......oh my....

  • @nadine5163
    @nadine5163 5 місяців тому

    They must bring John Stewart back!

  • @Eggs_is_eggs
    @Eggs_is_eggs 5 років тому +4

    The 4th male lead from Death to Smoochy!

  • @JoeyWheelerFuqs
    @JoeyWheelerFuqs 5 років тому +6

    Phillip Seymour Hoffman was definitely hitting the needle after the show

  • @samishahzad3968
    @samishahzad3968 4 роки тому +1

    Wonderful superb great host Jon Stewart's. And Oscar monologue

  • @giovanebasilio6686
    @giovanebasilio6686 6 років тому +6

    Heath Ledger We miss you!! 😔❤️

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 6 років тому +2

      Giovane Basilio really emotional seeing him and Michelle there together 💔

  • @shaftshaft
    @shaftshaft 2 роки тому +1

    6:38 16 years later that laugh into serious face turned into an attack.

  • @buryitdeep
    @buryitdeep 6 років тому +16

    A few dead people in that crowd

  • @arshawiir
    @arshawiir 5 років тому +8

    What a legend...

  • @langdonalger9219
    @langdonalger9219 7 років тому +9

    The Bjork joke is a classic

  • @terripickens9345
    @terripickens9345 5 років тому +5

    Life years a heads of his time!!⏳⏰💯