CRYSTAL MARIE DENHA, Make up wars, gender wars, sniff and taste all day long! #58
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2023
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Scissor me Timbers guy 😳 Harland is a master of holding eye contact. What a treat
🤣🤣 The funniest thing I have heard in my entire life "its hard to be surprised when you walk home like a lobster" 🤣This is the episode I will share with everyone I know to get them to listen to the podcast 🥳
I loved her even tempered energy. It's a seldom used comedic device nowadays, but she wields it well.
How can someone not break out in laughter for so long around Harland? 🤣 he's too damn funny.
She's dead inside
The lobster bit finally got her haha.
"I do like attractive women a lot...not to like scissor or anything." 😂
the camera look at 11:48
LOLOLOL
Harland you are the f@%kn best improvisator on the planet. Your guest Crystal played along at the same level! The best podcast guest you have had ! Great flow!
Hatland I met you on Saturday in Spokane and I just want to thank you for talking to me and my friend. It really made my week getting to chat with one of my favorite comedians ever. Never lose steam.. everything you do is pure art and joy! Also, marry me and move back to Canada 😂😂❤
Thanks Harland 😏👀 @1:06:04 his look at the camera afterwards... 😂😂😂
All these butterfly kisses have me feeling lighter than a feather on the moon, thanks guy!
These delicate and tender butterfly kisses convinced me to like and subscribe
Kinda needed more
@@MonsieurDrobot 🦋💋🦋💋🦋💋
Theo's gotta be the next on the #harlandhighway
G A N G G A N G
It would be awesome to see how much he sucks as a human compared to Harlan! :)
Got to get Theodore on there. Good call
This is the only podcast that makes me laugh out loud each episode. Got me with the table toe smash call back this time (49:53)😂
God this Is the best podcast ever. You're the best Harland
The looks on his face when she was talking about scissoring 👀... PRICELESS 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣
And here I thought having a dwarf dentist digging around in my mouth for 2 hrs was going to be the highlight of the day until I started this one, Guy!!
stick to your day job kiddo, that statement was so cringeworthy
Great one here Har Har. Think we could get one with The Memphis Strangler William Montgomery? That would be the funniest show ever.
The big red machine
Wow Harland I hope you read this someday so I was finally able to tell you how much I love your comedy and everyone I mean everyone I know when I bring you up says "Oh yeah I know that guy he's hilarious!" Please keep up the great work with this podcast you are doing a fantastic job! ✌
“Well it is cream filled…” and that look to the camera 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Scissoring on the cave floor" Harland's new hour
What a bombshell! 💣 And the guest is nice too!
As a man I didn't listen to any of this but it was on the whole time in the background
The look at the camera after the stretching session before the wooden shoe had me dying.
Thank you for getting her to stretch. Damn, I nominate her Queen of the Hitters. Gives Yeonmi Parks a run for money.
🏋🏽♂️🏋🏽♂️🏋🏽♂️ heavies.
연미? 쀍! 🤢
15:30 Harland freakin kills me man so damn silly 😆
This is my new favorite podcast.
Wow. She’s super funny. What a sense of humor.
Lol
Sarcasm I hope😮
@@markpatton5998 100% I worry for those who thought it wasn't
Lil frigid but shes a smokeshow, cant expect it all.
👆👆simp simp alert ! Simp
24:23 - hahaha you're a treat Harland..
The camera cutting back to the kitten’s eyes judging me added a hilarious layer to this lasagna
Her voice is so soothing, she immediately makes me feel calm. I'd be all over a woman with a voice like hers period but being a super hottie on top of that?! Great Gilbert of Gilgamesh!!
I love her speaking dynamic could you imagine the kind of depth you'd have in a relationship with her. Also when she wiped off the cucumber, I immediately imagined her doing that to my
“Rollover onto Oonk”. LMAO!!!
When Harland bites the chocolate instead of the raspberry 🤣
Harland looking directly at the camera, during the sexy talk, whilst munching on cucumbers is hysterical.
That look he gave to camera after asking Crystal to stretch 😂😂 1:06:19. Thank you Harland, thank you, you’re the breast!
Very funny. Harland introduce the person at the beginning lol
Oh Harland Harland Harland. Your arguably one of the funniest people ever
That cucumber took me out! 😂😂😂
That's what she said.
@@RD-qb7sd ba dum tis
lol this went by lightning, i loved it
harland on the relationship thing is on point. Fresh and fit.
Walking home like a lobster!!! Love the podcast, best pod out there by far!!! ☮ 🤣🤣🤣😂
I'm learning so much.
I listened to the audio version earlier. Had to come check out the video to see what she looks like. Good lord. Face matches the voice. I would never get tired of her affection.
I love this
54:30 LMFAO yoooo shit spot on 💀🤣
Thanks!
Crystal Marie is mí new favorite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻Great episode🛣
So 30 minutes in, I was treating this as a guessing game "What's My Line" and I'm glad he finally said it because I would have never guessed.
I love her, so much grace 😍
I hope I get to see her this Friday down in LA
This episode was all over for me two minutes in , with rounding .
Harland is so damn clever lmao!
"Emotional Lasagna," a great concept!
Lmaoooo the fucking cucumber thank you
Ego waffles 😂
31:19 great observation... 😂
I’m just glad podcasting has become a more visual medium. Wow!
Silver fox har reins in the honeys like no one else in podcasting.
The chemistry between them is fun, great podcast!
Love you Sir Harland! I keep wanting to ask, what car is that in your intro? The convertible you're in?
So Harland do you even know?…
Harland is the funniest man in the whole wide world.
A great name for a band would be scissor juice😂
This woman stole my heart… Also, Mockingbird is TX. Cali is Gull ya lunatic
Where is the video of the next episode?
I've never seen her comedy, and I will, but I learned more about women, as a man, on this podcast than I thought possible. She cut away all my concerns with her fantastic insight and pair of .....scissors🤣
Individuality, you have to love it, such a gift if you embrace it. Love to laugh and you my friend are pretty humorous..
handled her "cruel" moments (icy attacks?) with such compassion and humor, well played
cruel? you ever have a gf before, this was basically two kids goofing around
Harland and the angry lady eat vegetables
Sold she’s great !
She seems pretty cool. Her confidence is definitely attractive
I take back my opinion. As I continue to watch, she’s definitely “the chick” that keeps bringing up stuff.
@@pennywiseflyz9130 her on the adam carolla show the other day was unbearable.
Very pretty, getting some serious Jami Gertz vibes, hilarious conversation. Ya'll are great together
Harland you are the best. Great guests and so light hearted. Please keep this thing going waddle man
God I love Harland. Have a great time at Marie Callender’s tonight 🐬🐬🐬
Link good sir ? 😅
lookin all fancy and shit
Jerusalem artichokes, aka 'sunchokes', are somewhat similar to potatoes but have inulin and are good for preventing diabetes.
“Do me a flavor” and come do a show near Cincinnati. I’ve been a Type 1 diabetic for 20 years and according to my #1 news source (this podcast) I could lose my leg, guy.
All the dynamic laughs! The two of yous made me go right to scissoring. The First Date bit was right on que-cumber. This message of love comes from the floor.
1:06:00 “ The Stretch “
Nice
She should seriously be a relationship counselor for real
Shes Adam Carolla's gf
Harland is funny asf
There personality’s match good
This shi was funny asf
when Harlan looks at the camera when she says clitoris 😂
That white dot on his cheek the entire time..why didn't she tell him???
Great Ep as usual Guy...Wanna see Kim Congdon on next, it would be very weird but Gold, I'm Cereal Keep it up👌🏽
Shout out, comedian/EMT sister.
EMTs are NOT usually the first to respond to an emergency. It's the police. There's a reason why EMTs and fire personnel are referred to as Second Responders.
Can we get an official playlist for the podcast so it works with UA-cam Music pleaseeeee
Good lord, she reeeally went for the throat with that missionary waddle joke....😬 thought she agreed to keep it pg an drop scissoring and sexual stuff... not cool lady, not cool lol😂😂
It took me less than 3 min...lol.
State bird of California 😂😂😂😂
Harland’s revealing shirt. 😂
😂😂😂
Omfg the Alfred Hitchcock directing
Harland laying it on thick in the beginning, shooters shoot 😂
Bring her back for the next one please!
Can’t get enough of the ol’ Harland Highway! ☺️
🦋 more please 🦋
Thanks for the butterfly kisses guy
Nothing better than butterfly kisses on the highway 🦋 😘
This one will probably get great views
Metabolisms don’t slow down as previously thought. There were studies that came out two years ago.
Never enough butterfly kisses
Amazing episode Harland
dude i love tickle-tations wtf.
Harland you're the man already, but I got rid of my waddle (runs in the family) with self fat destroying injections and cryofreezing.