JUST SAYIN' with Justin Martindale - Episode 91 - Corn Cobb Teeth w/ Harland Williams
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- Опубліковано 24 лип 2024
- This week Justin welcomes Harland Williams to the show to share his thoughts on going the Burning Man lifestyle, bidets, getting a full body wax and breaking down all the week's biggest stories. A TikTok influencer may have gotten face tattoo, the Met Ball theme is announced, Britney has never-ending doll drama, Chris Appleton's romance comes to an end and much more!
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00:00:00 This week on Just Sayin'
00:00:23 Welcome Harland Williams!
00:19:43 Face Tattoos
00:24:14 The Met Gala 2024 Theme
00:28:41 Celine Dion at Katy Perry
00:33:06 Harry Styles' New Haircit
00:40:12 Britney Spears and Taylow Swift
00:50:02 Britney Spears' Dolls
00:53:34 Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson
00:57:18 Longest Celebrity Marriages
01:03:07 Chris Appleton divorce
01:06:24 Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson
01:13:07 Jeff Bezos' Engagement Photos
01:21:33 Thank you Harland Williams!
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Lol Harland is so freaking funny 😂😂
I love his references
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Harland talking about Cindy Crawford is all time comedy right there.
Great guest! Justin you have a wonderful show❤
THIS episode!! Justin trying to keep it together and not just break out in laughter is the best. Unfortunately for Justin he lost this game. Harland won. 😊
What a great duo!
Hilarious time ! would love to see harland on a future show!
what a lovely episode!
These two together! Not many can keep up with Harlan, Justin does and entertains him as well!
Whata treat
Harland Williams! In my early 20s, I spent about a year getting high and watching stoner movies. “Half Baked” is a classic.
Justin spending half the episode explaining to Harland who what when where everyone is 💀
This was a fever dream to listen to 😂❤
So funny. Loving this! Also agree on the firemen and centaurs. 👏 Loved Harland's input on current events and I'm with him on the T Swift chat. You both had me laughing. 😄 Thanks!
Great episode!! Love listening to this podcast! 😂
He always is hysterical, comedy is hard.
The unhinged Britney had me laughing out loud in my car. Please continue to do dramatic readings of her Instagram posts 😂
I’m HOWLING - this was awesome ❤❤
My two faves! Couldn't click fast enough ❤
Harland Williams is the best ❤ rocketman 🚀 I love the news stories Justin!!! Also, you and Harland are both so quick witted
Justin reading Britney's post is the best thing I've heard today!!! I need him to read all her posts!! 😂😂😂
Harland is so hilarious! and very wise/ This was a great episode Justin
Fallout hat!
Love you, Justin! Can’t wait for you to be on JLL tomorrow ❤😊
When the edible kicks in half way though 😜😂
The doll topic was fricken hilarious 🤣
I have missed you on Juicy Scoop.
That was so much fun 😂😂😂
OMG ; this could not have been funnier !!! xxoo
This is legendary
Hid it under the pillow, probably because I read it is a pillow cut diamond. haha clever
Man there’s something so charismatic and sexy about Harland Williams, but I wish he could be straight for once! He never breaks!
WHAT is Harland saying always, I love it
*SO FUNNY* Dildodorf with the one eye and the airdrop 💩
Harland nailed it on the head with Taylor swift.
If you don't know moaning Myrtle that must have been weird 😂😂😂
I’m crryyyyyiinnggg
The best Mountain Dew commercial I have ever seen.
Is Harland wearing a Vault 111 hat?😂
HARLAND IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL 🎉FOR CEREAL❤
So funny!
Nothing like watching Teddy Ruxpin sing nwa😂
Vampire facials, platelet-rich plasma facials, were really popular a few years ago. First time I have heard of using someone else's blood, creepy. 🧛♀ They usually use their own centrifuged plasma. I never wanted to try it.
Sorority Boys is a classic!!
🎉❤Harland 🛣 Williams❤️🔥👏🏻✌🏻
I` m that drunk that I liked this episode and then I liked it more. This haste to be why it has not that much likes. HART!
Okay, rough start with the 1990s jokes 😅. But won me over with the burning man reasoning. Never been, but if there are fun weirdos there, I’m in.
My favorite Wizard movie is Willow. Never got into Harry Potter. But love Willow . The old wizard woman was awesome and Val Kilmer is in it
Holland is a hot 80 year old. Most men that age don’t look good. Hell, men my age don’t look that good. Men don’t age well is what I’m saying.
I find it weird the lengths men my age (Bryan Johnson) will go to keep dating women way too young for them when they just date women their own age 😅. Seriously, it’s probably why we end up dating younger men. These guys need to look in the mirror. He looks his age. He’s just in shape from working out. And obviously not concerned about his kids’ health. I’m a long distance runner and in great shape. These dudes in their 40s could just date in shape women in their 40s. Get a life dude 😅
I will say for a billionaire, at least Bezos is marrying a woman only 6 years younger. Now if he can pay taxes and pay his workers more. . .
I'm guessing that burning man is fine when you're rich and go in a huge RV and all of that lol
Justin, you forgot to say Dumb and Dumber! 😂
did you know teddy bears are named after stalins mustache
14:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harland is Canada’s favourite dildorf! 😂
What r we on Sesame Street lol
Bezos got his name from his Cuban step-father. Bezos is plural, it means kisses.
She is 53, no gravity showing, OO so she probably had work done, maybe lots.
Great Episode, we need two more Comedians and we can call " THE PORCH" a male version of The View. 😂
Is that a Fallout Cap?
teaching your son how to write his name so you can get him to sign away some bone marrow
Fallout 4 hat 😮😊
whats with Justin's right ear being bright red
Took a Viagara a week ago... filming, directing?
Why is your ear BRIGHT red Justin??
didnt Celine dion replace cher
The one and only Taylor Swift's song that you should listen is ONLY THE YOUNG 😉
30-year age difference romance, spoken like a true Burner... hahaha
😂
I’m guessing Harry got a hair transplant hence the shaved head.
Was the story about the friend dying at the beginning supposed to be a bit? Came off a bit weird
He lost his friend, but then he found him
It was a dark bit
No Thanks I'm Straight 😏
that dude doesn't look younger than a 45 year old
karma is a chicken sanwitch
So much better without Heather.
Don’t be a hater. He was great with Heather!
Oh totally, his podcast is about comedy and having a good time while interviewing. That woman took out all the comedy content and amped the social climbing, it's sad, she was a good comedian.
I come in peace❤✌🏻…Justin is funnier than Heather.
Heather would never laugh at Justin’s jokes that CRUSHED… interrupting his bits, the “whatever, anyways…”
she never would let him shine. Watch the ep of her recapping the faint on stage he was with her the whole night and she thanks her family in the crowd repeatedly etc and shows barely any gratitude for Justin who was backstage by her side the whole night. She never(rarely?) promoted THIS podcast for Justin that he’s had while on JS. If you don’t support your people, you don’t deserve people. 😉 I love hearing Justin be able to finish a sentence. He is way better off. Just sayin’. ❤️
I was wondering who heather was… as I was wondering, I got a notification… the notification was someone liking a comment I made on heathers video where she fainted, this comment is probably close to a year old now. So odd that this happened because I only came here to watch Harland.
Also, I agree, that Heather chick is a bit much, and apparently needs to get right with Jesus, or at very least, stop putting government juice in her body lol
Least favorite guest 🙄. All he did was be rude to you (trying to be funny) but wasn’t imo