Cashing in on Conspiracy Theories
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you wanna give it another go ;)? okey..
Halt followers of the business blaze. Retreat we don't need to cross the channel in this bad weather, he has presented us with the entertainment he stole from us yesterday, the boy with the blaze and the future foreign minister, mr Whistler.
At this point you should just rename the channell ALLEGEDLY!! lmao
I'm going to get the shirt, and when people ask whose dome is that, I'm going to say it's my dealer..
Simon: "Who would take business advice from me?"
Me: "Well, my account pic is me in a Deadpool onesie with a Nerf gun. I've obviously made worse financial decisions."
I'll let you know when I win the lottery, or that Nigerian Astronaut ever gets back home and pays me, after having coffee with an old friend with an amazing opportunity, but before I get my bleach 5g booster shot... Allegedly.
Simon: successfully sets up and runs loads of popular UA-cam channels, a podcast and sells merchandise too.
Also Simon: who the fuck would take businesses advice from me?!
Me:...
Your fans?
🙋♀️🤣
And a Today I Found Out website, which has all the episodes on it, videos as well as the script
Yeah - it's like that time he made the video about cruise liner fails and started by saying "this has nothing to do with business" ... I think Simon doesn't know what business is.
Doesn't he have a masters in Business too?
Oh and let's add "Dracula" to the list of films Simon HASN'T seen.
'cause he read Danny's entire retelling of the beginning of Dracula and the reference completely flew over his shinny head ahahahahah
Or read the book
I was looking for this so i may not of double posted. But yeah opening scene of the book
He did mention that he has never seen it in the episode about copyright wars, iirc. That checks out.
I was thinking the same thing haha
great book, by the way.
You should Make a green T that says “does it come in green?” And it shall be the most OG business blaze in joke T of all times.
With "*brought to you by Enron" on the back
@@andiward7068 yes!
I concur.
I would buy it hahaha
@@andiward7068 with "Allegedly" underneath
A real OG remembers the guy who used to count the script slaps
I miss Brian the Meme Accountant.
I was just thinking of brian the other day, what happend to him?
Hope he is living his best life
He had video evidence of Tom Hank's eating babies, while standing in a circle of candles with a pentagram on the floor. Counting the script slaps could actually be morse code telling us we are next.....
*The money pit joke that went over simon’s head was great. Keep up the good work Danny. Will send help soon*
"It's like taking candy from a fish or shooting babies in a barrel." Ok, that was way too funny. Probably because I'm a sick bastard....allegedly.
That french example #samfacts, rofl.
For those who can't read french, it says a mix of worms and s**t.
I've never had the chance to take candy from fish, but I assume it's easy...
@@chitlitlah well, yeah. They don't have pockets, so probably would be!
@@aceofspadess4945 ever heard of gills? fish use them to hide their candy.
@@miou-miou- now that secret is out, I'm going in! that Candy is MINE!
Host: QAnot
Writer: Mr. Robot
Editor: A gay frog
Great endscreen
Writer should've said "Mr. Roboto". 😅
Uber Amish...
when you're so Amish, even the Amish can't handle it. *We been spending most our lives
, livin' in an Amish paradise*
I live in Amish country and there's a Amish strip club they get on the stage topless. Watching a Amish girl take off her bonnet really turns on the Amish guys.
Churning butter will my bare hands
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter.
Sounds "Coolio"
Thug life
-OG-73
@@iden63 what r they gonna do if the world goes all crypto currency? 🤯
Conspiracy theory:
Business blaze is actually all about running a business, the memes are just misinformation to throw off the "enemy".
shit, you're finally on to me.
But first you need to buy his super secret decoder ring to translate his nuggets of wisdom!
It’s always weird seeing Simon’s big personality after years of the super crisp and restrained today I found out version of Simon
💯
"un mélange de merde et de larves" directly translates to "a mixture of shit and larvae". So Sam's interpretation was 100% accurate
I think de larvae may specifically refer to fly maggots?
So yes, the translation is spot on..
Was about to write the same thing!
Americans watching a Brit be surprised by QAnon: "Welcome to the show!"
im canadian and im surprised by qanon,, only americans arent,,😂😭
😵😱😋🤗
@@310BPM yo bro, but, and hear me out, please....
Say if Qanon is deliberately so ridiculous and 'out there' so most people won't believe it, most will dismiss it. It deliberately sounds ridiculous so you won't believe ANY 'conspiracy theory?!' Huh? Yeah? Makes sense? Yes!
Just like Jeffrey epstein's Island of paedophilia, that was all once a conspiracy theory, well, before he (DIDN'T) kill himself... see, WAKE UP SHEEPLE 🐑
@frankos rooni yo, mah bruh, check muh comment above me. WAKE UP ⏰
@frankos rooni I'm a stable genius. Trust me.
I've missed "Daddy, chill."
So some reason, I always hear, "Danny, chill".
@@badluck5647 Even better!
@@badluck5647 That's what I hear.
What the hell is even that
"This video is going to offend you, and I don't care." Gets you a thumbs up no matter the content.
What if he just screamed the N word for 20min straight
"I'm far too busy being the talent." *fart noise*
I don't care that I'm so immature I was in tears laughing at that. 🤣
As a native southerner that has grown up in southern Baptist churches, that was an AWESOME southern preacher imitation! I roll on the floor laughing every time I’m here. Thank you Simon! YOU are the LEGEND!!!
Lets see Simon do a souped up Pentecostal Preacher on a Thursday night revival and popped a button in his mouth instead of a lifesaver
10/10 would like to hear Simon make fun of our accents more. Im thirsty, im gonna get some wooder
I was dead also 😂😂😂
@@haroldvoss5886 I didn't know I wanted this until now, but now I really really want this...
Wait, those preachings really exist? I always thought they were a movie trope
We all should take a moment to respect how good these videos start. Hats off to Sam for picking the best moments from the video.
Hats off, foil cap 🧢 on
@@mikebar42 allegedly
@@A_Casual_NPC 🧢. 😘🃏🏴☠️😇
🤔
Careful now. There's still plenty of room in Simon's basement on top of Danny.
I was hoping someone was going to mention that and was not disappointed that yours was the first comment I saw😂
"ThE MoON LaNdInG was FaKed!"
"You believe in the moon?"
You think belief is real?
@@MF-R you think reality is real?
Reality is fake!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
@@robertaviles8451 my i miss that show....
"...I'd never heard of him until recently and then I heard of him and was like, "Wow, really glad I only heard of you recently and now I'm trying not to hear of you ever the fuck again.'"
23:47
Omg, such a great insult 🤣
I realize I watch this channel too much when I caught myself saying allegedly to my students several times in one class while talking about the history and process of coal mining.
👏👏😂😝🤣🥳
So many blazes so close together, feels better procrastinating this way.
legend
Especially when you're supposed to be getting ready to go to work early. 😅
Thanks Simon, love me some 🅱️🔥
@@Smokasaurus especially when your an hour late to work and still in your night suit watching business blaze looking for the hidden business advice
I need more
I could make a job of watching bb. Overtime, too
here before the illuminati remove this video again
Same here; legend.
@Benjamin Russell badabumbum tsssss
It's the OGBB thing to do...
I allegedly tried to allegedly watch this yesterday, but was allegedly not allowed to view this alleged video....allegedly
ALLEGENDLY.
@@melodyparker3485 allegedly
All legend lie 😳😎
@@KaRmaTheSchemer rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“Al” wait for it “legedly”
In my book Danny is officially funnier than Simon as of the children in a barrel joke. Goldem
"This video **Is** going to offend you and... I don't care!"
This is why we love you.
Don't stuff the horses in the basement too
now that's just cruelty, they're innocent!
no one is innocent
I see this dude everywhere I watch videos and it makes my day seeing ol kimmys face
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt...
If Kim's got an issue with it; you know it's wrong.
UA-cam would break if the Dear Leader gets to have a verified status..
Oh Danny tells the story of how he got caught in the basement 😂. Good that he had some luggage. Wonder if Simon gave him and Sam a washing machine down there
If that’s how Danny was captured are we to believe that Simon has more people in the attic. Does he actually collect the writers for all his channels and hide them in different rooms?
I believe Sam is locked up in the tower, actually.
Man Simon, that Alex Jones impression is the reason why you had to get a singing coach. You got to take better care of your voice. It's your money maker.
What is a singing couch?
@@jacksavage4098 that was supposed to be coach. Thanks for pointing that out
@@jacksavage4098 isnt that pretty self-explanatory??😅
@@jacksavage4098 is it like a Casting Couch?
I shake my money maker.
Maybe if Danny had become an elevator designer, we'd have microwaves that you can use your cell phone inside of by now.
" . . . taking candy from a fish or shooting babies in a barrel . . . " sent me into a fit of the giggles, during which I struggled to hit the pause key and run to the bathroom because I almost peed in my pants.
I really liked the reference to Bram Stocker’s Dracula on the opening story of the video
CORDLESS PHONES!? HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN 20 YEARS.
Didn't Alex Jones swear in family court that he was playing a hyperbolic character when his wife was divorcing him (and said he was too unstable for his kids to be around him)?
Yeah, but what did she know! My God what a TOOL
The fact that he said he was playing a character wasn't even enough to get his followers to realize he'd been lying to them.
Because he is either lying to the court or lying to them... Either way it was easy for him to lie to one of two (or both) groups.
@@vancel35 its definitely lying to both since he's a con man grifting his loyal idiots.
I've learned 2 things about Alex Jones since he was banned.
1)When he's actually serious about a conspiracy, he ends up getting proven right.
2)He's not serious about most of them because he's actually an edgy comedian.
He did. More than once.
ok but why is simon's southern preacher accent so hilarious to me? LMFAO
He nailed it! 🤣🤣🤣
Seven and a half minutes in, and we're nowhere. Starting strong, this one.
I honestly want to know where ETA is Simon that's all.
he's keeping danny warm in the basement
He moved to the country.
@@brainblaze6526 in the US we say, "we sent him to a farm up north."
@@diyeana I thought it was "we sent him to a farm upstate"
@@brainblaze6526 simon no we need him back
"Shooting babies in a barrel" is my new favorite malaphor
I mean, it would be easier if the babies were contained in a barrel. Not sure where fish store their candy, though...
Danny can actually get him to say pretty much anything. Good one, Danny.
I left the baby on the stove, brb.
I love malaphors
@@simonkimberly6956 with white or red?
Only real ones remember Sam accidentally posted this yesterday 👀
So that's what happened. I was so used to my daily fix.
So it wasn't deleted bc of some claim? Well, thats boring
Mine showed private party i thought Simon kicked me out of the OG club.
Simon: Melange, I’ve learned a new word.
Everyone who’s read Dune: You’ve failed us Simon!
The spice must flow
He who controls the memes controls the internet.
I love how people scream "free speech" when...they clearly don't understand how the first amendment works :|
And despite believing it means they can say whatever THEY want, they sure are keen on stopping people from saying anything contrary to their own beliefs.
"No, you're wrong, shut up!"
"Why don't YOU shut up then?"
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! I HAVE RIGHTS!"
@@OtakuUnitedStudio That is how it works, if I say something it is free speech, if you reply it is hate speech.
@VegetaOrAra That is true, but usually they try to 'attack' your decency to shut you up. Like 1. "That is hate speech", 2. "I am insulted" and probable more.
@VegetaOrAra I agree, but just watch some debates or discussions and you see that happening, a lot. Once they start losing the argument they go that route. If it happens to me I just call them out for it and also say that it is not an argument and I don't care about your feelings in a discussion. Funny side effect, they usually are stumped, it is not what they expect to hear.
Im so OGBB I was here when we still tried to keep the topics business related. Also we need the return of the script stack.
We need a charity auction on some of those scripts
Same. Then it was "we're going to do this video because I really want to" then "it did well so here's another" before finally "welcome, smash that dislike button!".
I remember when Linus tested the wifi farraday cage a couple of weeks ago. Turns out it was just a paper holder!
lol, I missed that, I'll check it out.
@@brainblaze6526 here's a link blaze boi
ua-cam.com/video/sLM_vO4d2Jg/v-deo.html
I can't believe Sam just walked right by "My-zled" 20:30
YES! Was scrolling through comments just to see if anyone else noticed!!! Misled 😂
Once upon a time there was a nice Biography channel I used to listen to to chill before bed, it linked to a top ten channel and a mega projects channel and then...Business Blaze....I no longer sleep.
Sure, living through "interesting times" is nothing unusual for our species, but shite is definitely getting weirder and weirder.
There should be an episode where simon writes the sript, danny presents it and then another one where simon edits the video and sam presents the script
Yeah but he'd have to let Danny out of the basement, not to mention Simón is a terrible writer that's why he doesn't write for any of his channels
@@michaelmayhem350 thats the point for why simon should write it and throw a camera in the baement for danny and a light
Aren't they all in diferent countries though?
@@Snake-yx1dq what does that have to do with this
@@darklordbazz filming and editing equipment are owned by two people far away from each other. It wouldn't be as easy as it would be if they actually shared an office
Re: Tom Hanks and filling in the money pit - Hanks and Shelley Long starred in a movie in the 80s about a terrible house called The Money Pit.
Which is a remake of a film called Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Home.
I HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS MOVIE.
take note history
I understood that reference!
@@christinebenson518 Carey Grant starred in it. The full film is available on UA-cam.
I've been watching bussiness blaze since it only had two or three videos and goodness am I having a great time watching, my father is hooked too, when he comes home from work he asks "has the bald british man posted another funny video yet" lmao great channel bro
The bald British man lmaaoo
Simon not even acknowledging the fact The Money Pit and Tom Hanks are mentioned in the same sentence is just brilliant!!!
okay, this is why Simon is a legend! A few years back I and my ex stayed at an Air BnB in Tennessee. Anyways, the host was huge conspiracy theorists, and I being someone who LOVES learning about wacky conspiracies, knew everything she was saying. Needless to say, we stayed up until like 4am talking conspiracies like good old pals. All why my ex just looked on with rolled eyes talking to his friend, Gala, who came with us lol
Sounds quite entertaining. You should make a UA-cam to tell stories about your favourite conspiracy theories and how you heard about them.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, due to their strange obsession I've taken to calling the followers of QAnon, "QAnonce's". You should try it, they really do NOT appreciate it xD
Does that work on American Q-a-nuts, who aren't as familiar with what nonce means?
@@bonniea8189 omg, I just looked up what it meant
I prefer Q-tards.
@@sendintheclowns7305 To cliche, too obvious, too ableist.
@@sendintheclowns7305 I call them Q Whacks
I love that “The Casual Criminalist” is just a watered down version of the same format 😂
The audio has been really bad on that channel. I cannot watch it.
@@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou hug, I hadn’t actually noticed
@@johnfrerichmann651
I am not any sort of audiophile or anything like that. I simply find whatever settings the editor uses as off-putting and weird.
Watch videos from pretty much any of his channels and then watch one from The Casual Criminalist. There is a substantial difference, at least to me, and the editor of that channel is doing something wrong, because none of Simon's other channels have any issues with audio. Maybe, it is a creative choice to make the videos feel a bit more creepy.
The constant light flashing between bright cream and black makes it almost impossible for me to watch, even though I really want to; it just triggers my migraines almost instantly. I really like the show, but I've tried watching multiple episodes, even trying to just close my eyes and listen, but the flashing is just too much for me to handle. I didn't think about the fact that the audio might also be part of the issue, as I don't remember how bad my tinnitus became because I was too focused on getting to stop my migraines from escalating. 😟 Normally Simon provides a wonderful escape from my innumerable health issues, and The Casual Criminalist actually fits my entertainment interests almost perfectly, which just makes the fact that it is too painful to watch a huge disappointment. 😔
@@killerlalu1
I wish UA-cam would offer an audio only setting. There are times when I am on limited data or would prefer to simply listen.
ua-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/v-deo.html
Sam with the on point sopranos memes. Get that man an extra serving of gruel.
One of my favorite quotes: "Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences."
Holy shit simon that was an amazing televangelist impression, you nailed it
"I believe he's just playing a character because obviously no one is that crazy"
Well his Buddy Joe Rogan calls it brain damage
I know, I do think he was kidding haha.
Although, there is a conspiracy theory, within a conspiracy theory... and that theory is that FBI/CIA i duno, actively make up ridiculous conspiracy theories so that people will dismiss all conspiracies as crazy and senseless. So, im being serious here though, like there was a man who took a video of a UFO and the following day EVERY news station was sent a script, with the same wording, which they all repeated, and that made the video shooter look like a crazy conspiracy theorist which if you believed you would too sound crazy! There's a video on UA-cam of that report on the news, and they sync up the script of at least 16 different news networks across the USA and it is all the exact same script... so, you come to your own conclusion.
@Andrew H Is the text for a wink emoji no longer commonly understood? Pretty sure I had it up there in my comment. O.o
It's not just Americans, trust me. The biggest follower of Timecube besides the crazy guy who invented it was an Australian.
@@gram. you realize there's a conservative news group that bought up a ton of local channels a couple years ago and gives them all the same script?
Your conspiracy has a rational answer to it.
“And I always click on it, which I suppose is perpetuating the cycle...” 🤣🤣🤣
I moved to the south a few years ago and that impression was spot on. You Simon are a legend!😂😂😂
My husband found Business Blaze this morning. I heard the "Da Duhnt!" while I was brushing my teeth and my first thought was "Oh SHIT he's going to get into this and watch the old videos and find my extremely suggestive comments about my massive lust for Simon. FUCK!"
Whoops
Quick! Change your username and picture! 🤣🤣🤣
I dub thee xXBusinessBlazerXx
When covid is over, let's have OGBB meet ups with Simon. We'll all get smashed, allegedly, and tell our favorite stories about how we met Danny
Yes pls. Obviously in Prague. Pilgremic to the legendary Whistler. He has to move Danny to a different basement so we can meet him too without Simon having to tell us where his studio is.
Sounds like a way for Simon to drug us and chain us up to a massive radiator with Danny and Sam. I’m in!
Surfshark always comes back, just like when danny escapes from the basement
Better get Danny boi shackled to the radiator again then!
Finally.. saw this yesterday and then it disappeared. Time to find out what you've been hiding!
I saw the same thing
Missing audio I think
Ikr! It came out while I was in class and I was all excited. Then I got out and it was gone 😭
@Eddie Hitler on Twitter he said it didn’t have any audio
@@biteme3989 allegedly.. we may never know the truth.
I love how Danny's begins his story similar to Bram Stoker's Dracula. (love that book)
It is great watching Simon gesticulate across the screen, back and forth, like a game of UA-cam pong, while ranting about crazy people. It makes my morning!
Alex Jones is nothing like that in person. It's definitely just a persona and I think that just makes it worst (allegedly).
In a custody battle with his ex that was what his lawyer argued. She wanted to include clips from infowars to show what he was like, and his lawyer argued that Alex Jones was a performance artist
I love the fact Simon just doesn’t care on this Chanel 😂
Right?! I read the other channel's comments where people are correcting him and I'm thinking, 'Yeah he doesn't care'
Id argue he probably cares most about this channel as it rapidly became an outlet. Not the comments or the content just that it does well enough to be worth doing.
That's why we're here ;)
I don't think he's the kind of guy to care a lot about perfume
Yeah it’s pretty Gucci
The exclusivity of the shirt is calling to me. Damn you Simon, you marketing genius.
I'm watching this now when it's almost 1am, but I was looking for something to watch an hour before this came out 11 hours ago when I was waiting for my isotopes to find my tumors before the PET scan. Missed opportunity to introduce the entire radiology department to Business Blaze!
Suggestion for a future video: People that do stupid things to themselves - there is a woman in Louisiana that used gorilla glue on her hair because she ran out of hairspray and now is asking the internet for help because superglue is efficient.
During their battles with the city of Austin, Uber actually offered a horse and cart option as a poke at the city for being behind the times. www.uber.com/blog/austin/kitchens-uber-horse-carriage/ . I believe there was actually just a couple available and they were only for use in a restricted area in down town.
This would have been the perfect video for an ETA cameo. #BringBackETA
5am check, coffee check, on the dunny for my morning bog check, Business blaze check. Happy Friday from Australia you legends
Lol from Canada happy Thursday afternoon where it's a balmy -16 degrees at 1pm
Enjoy summer you legend
Love how a morning is a morning no matter where in the world you are. I hope mine is as smooth as yours tomorrow Mr. Future-man lmao. Howdy from the NE USA.
UK, happy 6pm😀
Lol ello from Wyoming aye
So the French term for conspiracy theory is "shit and larva". The more you know...
8:10 - Chapter 1 - The anti 5G stick
12:00 - Mid roll ads
14:30 - Chapter 2 - The faraday cage for wifii routes
17:55 - Chapter 3 - The Qanon show
23:20 - Chapter 4 - The cash king of conspiracies
27:40 - Chapter 5 - Alex jones
Indeed, Alex Jones argued during his divorce trial that he's "playing a character" and that his show is "performance art."
Yes, Alex Jones has admitted he's just playing a character.
Yeah he admitted it in a lawsuit with his ex-wife
@@bonniea8189 🤣 I know haha
To be fair though, after the last year in the US, I'd believe a person can actually be that bat guano insane. Frankly...I wouldn't be that surprised to find even worse. We keep lowering the bar and people still find ways to limbo under it.
But yeah, I'd heard he admitted to being a character. So he's not stupid or crazy, he's just evil.
Need a conspiracy coin for each channel you do so we can get the ultimate conspiracy coin collection.
Simon: * tells conspiracy theorists to smash the dislike button *
Me: * smashes like button *
I dare one of you to create a channel called Businees Craze. And just rant about business and throw Simon jokes in.
Love Denny's ripoff of the opening scene in the novel "Dracula." come to think of it, I'd love to see Simon do a Biographics on Vlad Tsepesh.
Sam, can I make a request? There's a clip of Ozzy Osborne saying "Wot?!" out there. Please include it!
Haven't been able to find it, but I promise you I will put it even if it's the last thing I do.
@@samuel_avila ua-cam.com/video/a1k1sFzM9WU/v-deo.html
Sorry, sent the wrong one initially. Here it is!
We also need one of Brian Blessed shouting "WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!"
I like when Sam uses memes to tell Simon to chill, because, SIMON, YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR VOICE!!!
SIMON! You said the line "Shooting babies in a barrel." I love you guys . That was so beautiful. Im F***ing rofl so hard! I can barely breathe man.
It's funnier when you realize that Alex Jones and Gwynneth Paltrow sell the same supplements under different names.
The manufacturer of their products is the real winner. This is the company to do a proper Business Blaze video on.
In any kind of sensible country behaving like Alex Jones would earn someone an invitation to take a long, pharmaceutically-enhanced lie-down in a facility with calming decor.
"Sensible country" ok Nazi.
Wow, fastest triggering of Godwin’s Law ever!
Damn I'm jealous of Simon doing his american southern accents. I'm an American who has lived in the south and could never get the accent.
"Its got spells in it"
That line made me laugh
I write 3rd party material for TTRPGs and that "Quantum Biological Shield" sounds like something that would be a legendary item in like a WarHammer40k or a Spelljammer/Space themed D&D book.
Honestly, I might use that name in something now. Lol
The “goalie” who played for Chelsea and Arsenal (fairly recently) was a genius. Multiple degrees, good drummer, nice chap. Just thought I’d say.
Yeah there are a surprising amount of footballers who have amazing intelligence and the qualifications to go along with them. I imagine it’s even more so in lower league football as they wouldn’t make Theda earth amount of money to fall back on as premier league footballers (one of the highest paying football leagues in the world). I assume you are talking about Petr Cech also 👌🏿
Maybe since I'm so early in the comment section, Simon will finally respond to this question... Simon, do you get recognized in public? If you're walking down Wenceslaus Square, do people stop and say Hey look, it's Simon Whistler!
I wanna go to Prague and just look for him. And freak out like a fan girl when I see him. See if that makes it into a video.
I think I saw him once in Seattle, picking up Thai take-out on a New Year's Eve. I looked at the guy, said, "Nah, that's not Simon Whistler," and went back to my dinner. A couple of days later I found he had filmed a video here in Seattle. So maybe it was him, and maybe I recognized him.
@@laurawillits176 you might have missed out.
I love when Danny puts in a movie reference to fuck with Simon. lol Tom hanks was in the movie The Money Pit. 23:10 Stay awesome Simon.
Danny doesn't love it. He does it to scream for help in a language Simon has yet to understand. He risks a week with horses in the basement if he's ever found out.
We're still searching Danny... Our working theory at this point is that the studio is actually on a 6th floor loft and the "basement" is the 5th... Henceforth, pleading the 5th jokes... We're so close...
10:50 The Americans call it the Federal Trade Commission.
17:15 So they're smart enough to take over the world, but not enough to recognize sarc... Oh wait, actually that lines up with 99.99% of illuminati conspiracies... Smart enough to get past EVERYONE EXCEPT ME!
Simon is like a modern Egon Spangler.
Best part of the day. Hit me with them theories boys! Thank you Simon ,Danny, and Sam.
I didn’t have time to watch this when it was posted yesterday, so I planned on watching later. My night was ruined when I couldn’t watch it
I would GLADLY spout out some ludicrous theories and allow myself to be laughed at by everyone in order to rake in $20 million a year like Alex Jones! The difference would be that I would be portraying a character…
In private, I would be my normal, rational self. I might feel bad for leading the sheep down the wrong path, but ultimately it is their responsibility to research things properly! $20 million would buy a lot of Kleenex to soak up my tears! Heck, instead of Kleenex, I could wipe my tears with hundred dollar bills.
I’ve watched many BB vids and I find myself wondering just how many times Simon has said “allegedly.” I have this picture of him in college taking an economics law class or something similar when the professor scares the complete shit out of him by telling him a real life example about how a guy got sued for his entire life savings because he forgot to say allegedly when making claims about something. They sued this guy and ruined his whole life. I think that’s what Simon is utterly terrified of. Just guessing 😷💩💩🌶
Oh hey I can actually hear it this time!