Not available in EUROPE. I would go for it immediately if I could. Gluten free and no sugar is reason why. (Health reasons, no stupid diet). Please magic spoon, EUROPE calls. Edit: I live in the same city as Simon so I might just go rob him?
Annual salary? Come on, he lives in the basement, remember? He earned outdoor privileges with that ad. I mean, come on, Simon doesn't pay him (allegedly, please don't sue me Simon)
😂 My son, who has severe ADHD, was just listening as you read the introduction and said, "What in the world is he taking about? He sounds like my brain."
Magic Spoon: "Simon, We want sponsor another of your videos..." Simon: "Okay, but I'm talking about Ted Bundy in the ad roll this time. There's no better cereal killer out there." Magic Spoon: "Umm..."
Simon, just thought I'd pass along my favorite story about that alien autopsy film. Years ago I read a letter to the editor in Skeptical Enquirer. The author had been watching the original broadcast and was fascinated to see a certain warning sign on the wall. Seems he had worked for years for the company that produced the sign. The only problem? They hadn't produced that sign until several years after the autopsy was supposed to have occurred. Such a small detail to mess up.
My mom will love to hear that one. She did set and props for film and was meticulous to to the point of obsession. Especially in period pieces. Continuity and things like you described - time breaks - drive her crazy.
I legitimately left my phone with this comment on my screen. I have absolutely no idea what the actual topic of the video was anymore now that I've come back, but I remember that magic spoon ad
I bet he's briefly allowed out of the basement for that one. Not like, to go outside or anything. Just to use a real toilet for a change instead of the normal bucket
I'm not even mad about the length of the ad read, and this is my first time watching a video on this channel. My Dad was diagnosed with diabetes at the end of November and has been having a hard time finding things he can eat (he's a big guy who definitely does not need to lose weight right now, so most usual sources are pretty much useless). He used to enjoy the occasional bowl of cereal, and sounded interested when I told him about this. Thanks for giving me something he might be able to eat (fingers crossed).
I think Simon needs to do an episode on shady internet companies sponsoring youtubers, featuring Magic Spoon alongside Raid: Shadow Legends and Nord VPN.
@@tttm99 I assume that Sam was too smart to go into the basement. Given Danny's work history, it probably seemed perfectly logical that the guy paying him to write internet articles also needed him to fix the radiator in the basement. Dude's work history is weird is what I'm saying
Half the video is an intro, half of the intro is an ad and half of that ad is the most epic fucking cereal comercial ever produced, this is why i love the blaze
I love everything about business blaze, the long rambling introductions, Danny’s tales from his life and Sam the meme man. Thanks for making my pain more bearable, you’re better than my meds......... Allegedly
@@live2ride18 To be fair they do give me full creative control, which is entirely passed onto Sam to be his legendary self. Everyone here knows that I'm not editing this :).
@@brainblaze6526 200 people don’t know that. Even though you explain it every episode. Should of got an OGBB shirt (I’m in America, I’ll just get one made 🤷♂️) lol Most people see the face and think the face does everything. Hell it still says Host Writer But no meme editor in chief at the beginning of every episode! Credit where it is due!! Ps, don’t sue me if I get a shirt made 😊 I won’t sell them. Your ole burnt paraplegic viewer had some issues at the time of sales. Thanks 🙏 🙃
"I know Delaware is an island, right?" Delaware, a part of the Delmarva Peninsula: *Well yes but actually no* In terms of the origin of the name Connecticut, it's named after the Connecticut River. The word Connecticut is derived from the Algonquian word Quinnehtukqut which means "beside the long tidal river"
Delmarva, like Monster Island, has a connection to land between the Cheasapeake and Delaware bays. And yeah, unfamiliar names like Connecticut, Kentucky, Delaware, and even Texas are all derived from Native American languages.
@@Unlisted_Name agreed Plus no magic spoon is such a part of BB that we know it's all Danny and Sam get to eat 🤣. And Simon kept munching it during BB videos before they sponsored that channel
Best Ad read and BEST COMMERCIAL SAM, Magic Spoon is all Sam and Danny get to eat in the basement so that`s probably why, Its very close to Sam`s heart
DAMN SAM, our boi's been playin games with us, keeping it a steady 6 when we think he's at 9, then the maulfuka cranks it up to 8 and just slaps us. Well done sir, well done
Wow, yeah. The little epic commercial for Magic Spoon was freaking great work. I’ll tell ya, I’ll never forget about magic spoon now whenever I see any of your videos from whichever channel of yours it is that I am currently looking at. Those people at magic spoon better be freaking over the moon with you guys after that one.
Holy sh*+! That was the most epic ad spot for a sponsor at 1:00 that I have EVER seen from anyones channel here on UA-cam ever. Freaking awesome Business Blaze ep and a really cool Sponsor commercial as well. Thanks Simon, Danny, and Sam for all the work you put into these videos. I love them and I very much enjoy watching them and laughing my ass off. Keep up all the great work, stay safe, and take care. Peace.
I guess they thought *Business* _Blaze_ was a marijuana-friendly channel, but what they got instead is spades ahead of a bunch of lazy stoners. ua-cam.com/video/FfHXJpVsHJ4/v-deo.html Cocaine is the superior marketing angle, and those people have the better delivery service called Insta-Gram for their poison of choice. I can't remember where I was going with this.
Hey simon, when are you gonna start a channel dedicated to conspiracy theories, ufology, cryptozoology, and the paranormal? You know the history channel
Only Simon could even mention Ted Bundy within a mile of the sponsor and not even bat an eye. With this audience, don’t worry dear spoonser, it actually makes us more likely to buy your product. Perhaps even a t-shirt: Magic Spoon: outrageous, but not like Bundy”.
See, now if Magic Spoon made some Business Blaze exclusive Merch, I would buy That! I won't be buying any cereal only because I only eat non flavored, not sweet cereal. But I would Gladly wear merch!
My wife thinks that I’ve been smoking a lot of weed because everyday around this time she asks me what I’m doing and I respond, “ getting blazed again, babe! “ ...not going to correct her...
The Meme Guy is killing it. That commercial should become a standard template for ALL advertising. of all things. I regret that I can only stick one thumb up.
Try Magic Spoon and get $5 off: magicspoon.thld.co/blazemar
You use your man scraped products to help you magically spoon with your wife 😂
The magic of a nearly 5 minute paid spot, damn. Ngl, I might actually go for it
@@nunyabiznesse6917 I just can't spend $10/box. I love cereal (at least 10 varieties in house) but it can't be 5X as good as regular stuff.
4:38 to skip the Ad Read.
Not available in EUROPE. I would go for it immediately if I could. Gluten free and no sugar is reason why. (Health reasons, no stupid diet). Please magic spoon, EUROPE calls.
Edit: I live in the same city as Simon so I might just go rob him?
Sam just earned his entire annual salary with that Magic Spoon ad.
Hell yes!
He made me actually stay for the ad read. I usually skip.
Simon lobs one packet of magic spoon into the basement as payment. Deffo not a peanut butter packet....
Annual salary? Come on, he lives in the basement, remember? He earned outdoor privileges with that ad. I mean, come on, Simon doesn't pay him (allegedly, please don't sue me Simon)
Dude, his ending was legit as well. That was worth watching to the end
Magic Spoon: Simon can do whatever he wants
Magic Spoon: no not like that you’re gonna get us sued
This is by far the most badass cereal advertisement in existence. Holy sh*t magic mememan!
Lmao that was over the top!
With that type of creativity, they should give him a bigger basement room.
COMPLETE LEGEND
Exactly!
Sam, not just meme lord, but also epic cereal advertiser
Danny and Sam in the basement hoping there's a flavour of Magic Spoon that Simon doesn't like so they can have a break from basement mushrooms.
Magic spoon better pay Sam extra for that dope commercial
He'll get a bowl of cereal to eat while chained to the radiator.
Sam really did step up the game. 😄
@@tangydiesel1886 if he has been extra good he might be able to pick the flavor
@@thorthethunderdawg5289 he can pick the flavor as long as the flavor is peanut butter.
Sam did an awesome job. He must have been promised his own bowl full instead of sharing chunks of the box with Danny.
😂 My son, who has severe ADHD, was just listening as you read the introduction and said, "What in the world is he taking about? He sounds like my brain."
Seconded from another ADHD brain 😆
SQUIRREL!!!
I have ADHD and well... Can confirm.
I also have adhd, and can also confirm. I wonder if Simon does have adhd, I don't think he's ever said
@@Jakey4000 I've never heard Simon comment on that. But Sam sure has weighed in on that.
7:42 - Fav new quote 😂
"No European is like - TEXAS. But they would be like Ooo CONNECTICUT!"
Simon has no idea how correct that impression was. 😂☠
Well he is European.
@@wendya989 Lol yes but he has never been to Connecticut, therefore he has no idea just how posh those New-Englanders can be.
Sponsorhip reads = 5 mins
Danny's Intros = 5 mins
God, i love Business Blaze
Dayum!!! Magic Spoon needs to hire Sam to make them bad ass commercials.
They might find it hard to track him down. I'm sure there is decent security around the basement.
Magic Spoon: "Simon, We want sponsor another of your videos..."
Simon: "Okay, but I'm talking about Ted Bundy in the ad roll this time. There's no better cereal killer out there."
Magic Spoon: "Umm..."
If that Magic Spoon flavor intro is not actually from Magic Spoon, then their marketing team should be fired 😂
Right?
EVH approves. 😄 🎸 🤘
no need to fire them, just need to hire Sam
Magic Spoon marketing team watches Sam's ad: Reverent "fuck!" commences
A sugar shack is where maple tree sap is cooked down in to maple syrup. Well done Danny for knowing about something so obscure 🙃
Lol, I was just about to write that. Nice!
"Could you show me an example of ADHD? "
Me: *plays episode Business Blaze*
😂❤️
Simply being severely sleep deprived gets me to that state.
Simon, just thought I'd pass along my favorite story about that alien autopsy film. Years ago I read a letter to the editor in Skeptical Enquirer. The author had been watching the original broadcast and was fascinated to see a certain warning sign on the wall. Seems he had worked for years for the company that produced the sign. The only problem? They hadn't produced that sign until several years after the autopsy was supposed to have occurred. Such a small detail to mess up.
My mom will love to hear that one. She did set and props for film and was meticulous to to the point of obsession. Especially in period pieces. Continuity and things like you described - time breaks - drive her crazy.
Sam, that commercial was off the hook. Bravo you absolute legend.
Best Magic Spoon ad read ever.
Edit: Best 5 minute ad read ever.
Simon: Does a whole goddam video about... Something
Comments section: Dat Magic Spoon ad tho...
It was almost 20% of the running time. WTH is up with that?
And we all watched every second of it for the same reason we come to this channel.
I legitimately left my phone with this comment on my screen. I have absolutely no idea what the actual topic of the video was anymore now that I've come back, but I remember that magic spoon ad
Simon's love of Star Trek is so insane when you consider the fact he pretty well hasn't seen any other piece of media humanity has produced...
That was the best ad for magic spoon. I'll likely get some just because of that ad.
Simon's Ad Guy: "Stop doing 5 minute add reads or they'll start expecting it!"
As entertaining as they may be, they are still just ads. I simply FF.
Sam completely outdid himself with the Magic Spoon ad. Epic
I bet he's briefly allowed out of the basement for that one. Not like, to go outside or anything. Just to use a real toilet for a change instead of the normal bucket
He's hoping that will earn him a full spoon of it.
He's wrong.
SIMON DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.
He did kill it there didn't he. It really was epic!
I hope magic spoon hires him!
Goddam Sam!
I'm not even mad about the length of the ad read, and this is my first time watching a video on this channel.
My Dad was diagnosed with diabetes at the end of November and has been having a hard time finding things he can eat (he's a big guy who definitely does not need to lose weight right now, so most usual sources are pretty much useless). He used to enjoy the occasional bowl of cereal, and sounded interested when I told him about this. Thanks for giving me something he might be able to eat (fingers crossed).
After that, I think Magic Spoon needs to start sponsoring Sam
I think Simon needs to do an episode on shady internet companies sponsoring youtubers, featuring Magic Spoon alongside Raid: Shadow Legends and Nord VPN.
Careful! Don't encourage him too much... Or if he's not already down there, it'll be #freesam as well! 😬
@@tttm99 I assume that Sam was too smart to go into the basement. Given Danny's work history, it probably seemed perfectly logical that the guy paying him to write internet articles also needed him to fix the radiator in the basement.
Dude's work history is weird is what I'm saying
I love that the actual episode starts at the 50% mark. That made me laugh so much.
You can tell he’s working up to 95% intro. I don’t even think simon will realize until he’s down to that 5% left.
Me, after checking title: "Oh cool, Simon's gonna tell me about Area 51."
Me, after checking channel: "Or maybe not."
😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy of this is crazy
I like when simon gets lost and says "what's going on?" 😂😂
omg! Sam went crazy with that magic spoon cut lmao
Omfg that magic spoon advert Sam whipped up was pure f%cking gold!
Half the video is an intro, half of the intro is an ad and half of that ad is the most epic fucking cereal comercial ever produced, this is why i love the blaze
I did not realize that the intro was that long until Simon pointed that out
@@deonchua7642 it's often hard to tell when the intro stops and the actual video starts 😂
@@stephjovi 😆 gotta love that
@@stephjovi lol and that’s what typically “activates” Simon’s ADHD 🤣
I love everything about business blaze, the long rambling introductions, Danny’s tales from his life and Sam the meme man. Thanks for making my pain more bearable, you’re better than my meds.........
Allegedly
Bra... just for that opening 'Magic Spoon' ad, Sam needs a raise.
Time to allow some moss farming next to the mushroom field down the basement.
Best commercial EVER. Sam, you are a gem.
THIS IS WHY YOU GIVE SIMON FULL CREATIVE CONTROL OVER ADS!
More like Sam
@@joshblair5731 wow almost 100 people don’t even know Sam did that.
That shit is SAD.
@@live2ride18 To be fair they do give me full creative control, which is entirely passed onto Sam to be his legendary self. Everyone here knows that I'm not editing this :).
@@brainblaze6526 200 people don’t know that. Even though you explain it every episode. Should of got an OGBB shirt (I’m in America, I’ll just get one made 🤷♂️) lol
Most people see the face and think the face does everything.
Hell it still says
Host
Writer
But no meme editor in chief at the beginning of every episode!
Credit where it is due!!
Ps, don’t sue me if I get a shirt made 😊 I won’t sell them. Your ole burnt paraplegic viewer had some issues at the time of sales. Thanks 🙏 🙃
I am rewatching this episode and I still didn't skip the ad read
"I know Delaware is an island, right?"
Delaware, a part of the Delmarva Peninsula: *Well yes but actually no*
In terms of the origin of the name Connecticut, it's named after the Connecticut River. The word Connecticut is derived from the Algonquian word Quinnehtukqut which means "beside the long tidal river"
Delmarva, like Monster Island, has a connection to land between the Cheasapeake and Delaware bays.
And yeah, unfamiliar names like Connecticut, Kentucky, Delaware, and even Texas are all derived from Native American languages.
@@Bacopa68 Illinois, also. Chicago's name evolved from the one the Blackhawk(?) Indians gave the place.
It's just funny saying that it sounds like a name European people would pick when it's a Native American name.
Connecticut borders Rhode Island and Massachusetts.
I'm so glad Magic Spoon has continued to allow these ad reads.
I'm sad they insist on reading the details and adding milk. I found it way more tempting when Simon ate it straight out of the box
They knew what they were getting into.
@@Unlisted_Name agreed
Plus no magic spoon is such a part of BB that we know it's all Danny and Sam get to eat 🤣. And Simon kept munching it during BB videos before they sponsored that channel
Never before has a cereal commercial filled me with such raw energy. The power of Magic Spoon, f*cking magical!
With Sam putting it down like that, he's never getting out of the basement.
The memes form a message, Sam is desperately calling for help.
Best Ad read and BEST COMMERCIAL SAM, Magic Spoon is all Sam and Danny get to eat in the basement so that`s probably why, Its very close to Sam`s heart
I'm so addicted to Business Blaze. I just can't get enough.
Casual Criminalist is a close second.
@@andiward7068 I was just gonna say that. Its nice rt
@@andiward7068 Interesting. I've never heard of it. Will have to check it out!
Same
Casual Criminalist = amazing. True fact.
Simon starts off with a five minute ad read, then yells at Danny for the long intro. I may have witnessed peak BB.
Sam's magic spoon advert makes this the single best business blaze ad read ever.
It was epic 🤣🤣
I feel the same, legendary some would say!!! Great job Sam 😂
It was "F*cking Awesome"!!!!
You should check the Amazon advert on the disgruntled employee episode, that was my personal favourite ad ever 😂
I ran the numbers again and the intro makes up 48.8% of the total video. We are so close to hitting that magical 50% mark C'MON DANNY YOU CAN DO IT!!!
I hope Magic Spoon paid Sam extra for the fire advert.
DAMN SAM, our boi's been playin games with us, keeping it a steady 6 when we think he's at 9, then the maulfuka cranks it up to 8 and just slaps us.
Well done sir, well done
Almost 5 min in and we haven’t even started Danny’s introduction yet.. 😂
i’ll be so upset if magic spoon doesn’t start using that as their official commercial from now on 😂
"Is that how you spell blueberry?!" That killed me🤣🤣
Cocaine's one hell of a drug.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty allegedly
How did he think it was spelled? I can't help but wonder.
Bluebury?
@@itchyshizle Blubury?
Got dang the trio are absolutely on FIRE today!!! 🔥
That magic spoon ad by sam is the greatest thing on the internet
Simon: Magic Spoon is now shipping to Canada!
Me: FUCKING FINALLY! *goes to order some*
Delaware is an island... it's nice to know the other countries aren't paying attention either
He probably confused it with Rhode Island.
@@CrudzMcKenzie also not an island
Magic Spoon turns him into the Earl of Lemongrab and I love it.
That was the best damn cereal meme I’ve ever seen, leave it to the Blaze to make cereal awesome.
We all know Danny's favorite cereal flavor is of course communism
Ah yes the flavour of communism it starts out sweet but leaves a very bitter taste
Ay comrade, nothing like the sweet flavor of communism in the morning
May you be blessed, Fearless Leader, for the Truth.
Sam just blew up the editing budget!!
Before the intro.
Wow, yeah. The little epic commercial for Magic Spoon was freaking great work. I’ll tell ya, I’ll never forget about magic spoon now whenever I see any of your videos from whichever channel of yours it is that I am currently looking at.
Those people at magic spoon better be freaking over the moon with you guys after that one.
The "lol, now we start" intro after almost 14 minutes nearly had me doing a spit-take. Bloody brilliant Sam! Keep up the good work :)
Holy sh*+! That was the most epic ad spot for a sponsor at 1:00 that I have EVER seen from anyones channel here on UA-cam ever.
Freaking awesome Business Blaze ep and a really cool Sponsor commercial as well. Thanks Simon, Danny, and Sam for all the work you put into these videos. I love them and I very much enjoy watching them and laughing my ass off. Keep up all the great work, stay safe, and take care. Peace.
The fact that this is the only channel I watch that I don’t try and completely skip the add says a lot keep up the good work Simon
Sam nailed it! Officially the best channel on UA-cam!
The growing, lightly competitive "conflict" between Simon, Danny, and Sam is legendary!
This is why I love this channel. 14 of 28 minutes on ad read and intro. Surprisingly entertaining before the content even started.
This is why Sam deserves a Biographics video as well😅
They should make a Sam Biographic just to troll the people asking for the Danny Biographic
@@badluck5647 And make Danny write it lol
@@TeamLegacyFTW or Callon from Business Blaze News
That's true, we know nothing of his life before the basement.
ETA is getting one first
Simon, Sam. That was the best add I've ever fucking seen. Kudos gentlemen.
8:29 I would very much like to see Simon's reaction upon Sam explaining to him what meme that is.
Gosh dam Sam, I actually cried from laughter and not even 2 minutes in. Cheers!
Sam is the legend of today's episode.🌟
Dam, danny you are asking for it now. Sam, always a pleasure. Simon, it was MAGIC that you could SPOON this thing danny made.
Yo, magic spoon got way more for their money than what they paid for! That's some good advertising right there
I guess they thought *Business* _Blaze_ was a marijuana-friendly channel, but what they got instead is spades ahead of a bunch of lazy stoners. ua-cam.com/video/FfHXJpVsHJ4/v-deo.html Cocaine is the superior marketing angle, and those people have the better delivery service called Insta-Gram for their poison of choice. I can't remember where I was going with this.
Decided to rewatch all the BB, and the quick acceleration toward the absurd is always fascinating
Hey simon, when are you gonna start a channel dedicated to conspiracy theories, ufology, cryptozoology, and the paranormal? You know the history channel
😂
First he needs to start a channel where he spreads all of his own conspiracy theories.
Well we now have the why files if anyone is interested.
I'm liking just for Sam's Magic Spoon Ad
That magic spoon montage was the fucking highlight of my week
By far the best channel on all of youtube. That ad has me sold on buying some cereal. I love the chaotic energy here.
Only Simon could even mention Ted Bundy within a mile of the sponsor and not even bat an eye. With this audience, don’t worry dear spoonser, it actually makes us more likely to buy your product. Perhaps even a t-shirt: Magic Spoon: outrageous, but not like Bundy”.
See, now if Magic Spoon made some Business Blaze exclusive Merch, I would buy That! I won't be buying any cereal only because I only eat non flavored, not sweet cereal. But I would Gladly wear merch!
You probably know “the birdie song” if it’s the one you showed there. It’s known as the “chicken dance” and is annoyingly played at many weddings.
Sam was more on point in this vid than he's ever been before. Inarguable fact.
"lol now we start" halfway through the vid had me in fits.
Sam isn't just a memeologist...he is a Meme Lord!
"and he threw Nigel down a haunted well" absolutely killed me
Sam went from sprinkle to Tsar Bomba real quick
Thank-you Sam, that commercial was top notch
My wife thinks that I’ve been smoking a lot of weed because everyday around this time she asks me what I’m doing and I respond, “ getting blazed again, babe! “ ...not going to correct her...
Why not both? ;)
I blaze while I blaze, allegedly.
Weed is for losers, cool kids do heroin
@@americantopteam135s-t7 allegedly...
@@americantopteam135s-t7 no dragons for me, my nose is really runny though
I love how the start is just a 4 and a half minute ad read for magic spoon it’s somehow still so entertaining
Magic Spoon need to use that clip as a UA-cam advert
Ad: *master class on communicating with chimpanzees *
Me: * presses skip ad *
Business Blaze: NEEEEEERD!
I like how saw the whole ad read cause it was genuinely good lmao
Best ad read you've done. Keep bringing that kind of energy!
A blaze a day keeps Fact Boi fed.
Never forget that lads.
That might be true, but he starves his basement dwellers. I guess all they can eat is Magic Spoon cartons and whoever new is brought there
I barely got into the main body of the video, and I've already subscribed. Love it.
Biz Blaze the best blaze on the internet.
That Magic Spoon ad at the start was epic!
Give Sam control of all ad reads please. That was awesome!
That Ad is FUCKING GOLD
Love, love, love the ad, I wish regular ads where this good!
That was a 5 minute ad with its own ad during it.
The Meme Guy is killing it. That commercial should become a standard template for ALL advertising. of all things. I regret that I can only stick one thumb up.
Sam is a f*cking legend!
Wow! Sam’s Magic Spoon ad was boss!!!!
hahaha!!! Loved the ad!!! Good job Sam!!! 🤘🏻
"That is... That is SKETCHY, ISN'T IT?"
GOLD😂😂😂
That needs to be magic spoons commercial from now on