The Best 5G Conspiracy Theories
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Yyeeeessssss I hate it when people use, "Well, you can live in the dark if you want." As a winning line. I'm gonna use that line while arguing my anti conspiracy theories now.
You should have mixed in some "COCAINE!"'s to throw the algorythm of the tinfoil-hat-sent
Best terrorist attacks? Hellyeah bring it on
Sooooo are our governments and tech companies just good now?
Like we can just trust em if they say somethings safe??
Because I've seen some of Simon's other videos.... And yeahhh......
They're not so trustworthy.
"if you're dumb, and you need some skills..."
Honestly, how anybody is still sponsoring you is beyond me. Don't ever change.
Nearly every video is sponsored these days and it blows my mind.
@@brainblaze6526 Good censorship can dampen a good day.
Apparently...........Oh sshhhhhhhh....conspiracy theories are not conspiracies my marijuana farmer neighbor told me so.( no lie)
We're just standard organic farmers in Humboldt county which is coastal Northern California.
Redwood trees, ferns, fog many many foggy days.....and California's number one cash crop Marijuana..yup( now it's kinda of sorta legal)
I suspect they either realised it fits with the style of the channel, they looked at the numbers and concluded enough people interact with the URL... or alternatively whatever PR company they outsource it to doesn't care about results and optics (likely one of the first two scenarios).
@@extrastuff9463 tbf Business Blaze is one of the very very few channels where I don't instantly skip the sponsored message. So he's got that going for him.
(the other is ElectroBoom)
@@brainblaze6526 And this must be why the Boi with the Blaze is making small appearances in the other channels?
We want more! We demand it! We are the Legends, so you must give in!
Simon: "This is a little bit of a tangent."
Me: "That's why we come here Simon, Blaze on."
🤘
100%
Exactly that's why we are here Simon
legend
@@brainblaze6526 New channel idea for you Simon. "Tangential Relations", wherein you watch outtakes of yourself going on tangents and try to explain how you got there.
George Carlin said it best “think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that 50% of people are dumber than that”
While I like George Carlin I always had some issues with that particular line, but for a general audience referring to median instead of average would probably not get the same result.
So while I could see a statistical scenario where more or less than 50% are dumber than the "average person" defined by whatever person is at (or close to) the average intelligence in the population... going with average in the joke was the right choice.
@@extrastuff9463 don't overthink it
@@extrastuff9463 Neeeerrrrrrdd!
@@ErebuBat Randomly extending a word doesn't strengthen it.
@@sirandrelefaedelinoge Pretty sure the 'strengthening' was something called humor. Low-level, but a pretty obvious joke, I thought. When is the last time anyone said that seriously? He's probably just saying that it's kind of a silly thing to read into. I say that as a self-identified nerd. It's pretty much an 80s/90s reference. Characters used to say it just like that in cartoons I saw growing up in the early 90s... and the joke was always on the one saying it in the end.
What I'm saying is, it could've just been a friendly jab. No need to be that way about it. And this is coming from someone who personally knows nobody with more nerd energy than himself. Responses like this just make you look overly-concerned and insecure. None of this is really a big deal, anyway.
It's just... people tend to respond a bit negatively to dissecting the frog. It's often considered bad taste, especially if it's a joke that lands well enough for most people to have a hearty laugh. If you're going to do that, basic social conventions dictate that you're going to have to put up with some jeering. It's not really personal, just one of those things that gets mildly frowned upon. Especially when the analysis given was already pretty obvious to anyone who cared about it. Everyone else laughed and moved on. People usually quote it in situations where large amounts of people inexplicably get something wrong, almost as sort of a cope for those times when you're looking around, just wondering what everyone is thinking as they march towards whatever asinine thing is wearing you down. It's more of a cynical remark on the general emotional fallibility of people today.
But I mean... lets take it back to the top. Who says 'median' in a sentence like that? It really has nothing to do with intelligence and more to do with our shared vernacular. Accuracy simply isn't the priority when the point of your joke is "Lots of people are dumb, and lots more are dumber than them!" I mean... c'mon, how many jokes does he have about people abusing statistics. It's always a bit tounge-in-cheek. I thought that was part of the fun. He said 'average' because that's what people say. And he's probably been saying it that way all along, without thinking much about it. People clearly got the joke. And I'm betting most people understand that it is not literal truth... though a few fans get a little caught up in that.
" arh, I can feel the cancer " that's the coke a cola sponsorship out the window. Might as well have another line allegedly
4 days of blaze in a row - Danny's working overtime in the basement
Well he is stuck in a basement with nothing to do but put the lotion on its skin so might as well pump those scripts out.
Danny is working hard due to Simon sharing his Coke
One does not simply stop blazing
I think we could consider expanding to five videos a day.
I've worked out a new way of slowing down time with spoons.
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Many years ago, there was a story on Slashdot about a remote town that got a brand-new (probably 2G) cell tower, and almost immediately the locals started to complain that the radiation from the cell tower was causing headaches and all sorts of other medical issues. During a subsequent investigation, it turned out that the cell tower hadn't yet been turned on.
Placebo is a hell of a drug
Nocebo.
I think I saw that video. They had a pta school meeting and the Verizon spokesperson said something very odd about how his child died of radiation. The verizon spokesperson audio could have been tampered with or what not
It doesn't actually matter, check out wind turbine syndrome! You've heard of the placebo effect? Well this is a kind of negative placebo effect!
What do you think about the burned out homes you can see in Paradise CA. You know the homes that were burned out by Electromagnetic waves leaving the trees all around fine.
The thing about x-rays, you are perfectly fine with the few a year you get. The person taking them are exposed every day. That's why they leave the room.
@Dragonzaka And wear a lead lined apron, to protect the family jewels.
They are not exposed to them BECAUSE they leave the room 🙄 If you have someone in the room wearing a lead apron whilst you are being x-rayed, then maybe you are living in some shitty second rate country that hasn't changed its technology since the 50s? Its the patient that wears the lead apron, to shield parts of their body that doesn't need an x-ray.
@@leebee3845 My doctor told me he wears lead underpants on Tuesdays and Thursdays, to reduce his exposure.
Ask any science(physics)teacher the radiation exposure levels experienced by those flying regularly at high altitudes.
Bear in mind that on long haul flights,crossing the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans these would be 3 or 4 hours at least twice per day.
I really like this comparisonI read in comments on a different video where that idea was mentioned. If you go to a bar and order a drink and offer the bartender to have something on your dime, he may do it - but after three people have done the same thing, the bartender is gonna start refusing, because it's gonna get bad for his health. Especially if it happens every day.
I can relate to Danny's alarm at a former friend's descent into madness. Forty years after I had lost contact with a high school friend (let's call him "Bob"), we re-connected and I discovered he had decided to support an underground anti-government Florida militia by re-loading spent ammo and collecting weapons. Bob was a government conspiracy theorist BEFORE Trump took office (just in case people thought there were no crazies before Trump). I would not be at all surprised if Bob was present at the U.S. Capitol on January 6 - he was at that level of batshit crazy.
If you talked to him afterwards he would have told you that the people in the capital were Antifa dressed up as 3%’ers and true patriots were not involved…
An unfortunately true tale I heard from my ultra conspiracy theorist/compulsive liar acquaintance.
😂😂😂😂😂
The scary thing is they truly believe it…🙀🙀🙀
Simon: “This is a little bit of a tangent.”
me: [ grabs the popcorn and sets down for a 10 minute diversion ]
ADHD ftw. 🤣
People: Is the channel about business?
Business Blaze: Yesn’t
And that's what makes it great my supreme leader 🙏
Does Simon Whistler need shampoo?
I have too many unanswered questions about if business blaze is or isn't about business, just like I do about many nations unnamed in my comment. (even my own. Have you seen this place?)
@@oracleofdelphi4533 no, just polish.
Oh that had me laughing 😂 !!!! Good one Dear Leader 😆
Should do a video on QAnon and it's followers' idiotic theories. Funny as a drunk man trying to set up a 3 room tent!
Just using the word QAnon is a good way to get a video demonitised.
Simon: It's embarrassing being British at times!
Me: *cries in American*
See: Crying Wojack
@West Park They're pretty similar, apart from bulgarians being poorer.. you from there?
You actually got me with that prank freeze. Thought my shitty internet's fucking up again.
Legit.
I was like 'oh shit the internet #cancelled simon in real time!"
I feel like he forgot about a bunch of sponsorships and now is marathoning them. (which is excellent for us)
Its another cocaine fueled blazeathon.......Allegedly
I approve of this 👍
Agreed
One of my colleagues was convinced about the 5G chip in vaccines and cited the circuit diagram, of which I have a paper copy as I used to fix the guitar pedals. I didn’t mention this at the time, but used it as the basis for my emerging technologies delivery and recommended she sit in on the class.
Each and every conspiracy point was debunked one by one along with a quick lesson on how antennas worked, before unveiling the actual paper circuit diagram, proudly displaying printed in 1982 (c) Boss music and Roland corporation in the bottom corner.
She never raised stupid conspiracy theories with me again, but would ask about technologies and if they were feasible, to which the answer was usually no.
I think I still have the initial draft of that presentation online somewhere, but the key point that made everyone laugh during the presentation was mentioning that you’d certainly notice if someone was trying to inject a guitar pedal into your arm along with associated antenna.
Fun times😊
1G "cool!"
2G "awesome!"
3G "fantastic!"
4G "phenomenal!!"
5G "OMG THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!"
Gen1 was a rich person toy for most of its life so regular folks didn't give a shit
Gen2 brought out all the NIMBYs - some didn't like the look of towers & others were scared of them
Gen3 a whole lot of the NIMBYs realised cellphones are actually useful & got pissed off they didn't have decent service (but never realised it was their own fault)
Gen4 was the birth of the current crop of craziness, but they were mostly shot down before they gained any traction
Gen5 saw the crazies taking advantage of near universal 4G coverage & smartphone ownership to amplify their message about 5G bad, but 4G is fine now... I never said 4G was harmful
Nah, the same fearmongering came about during the 4G/ LTE rollout as well. In fact the groups peddling this BS have been doing this with each new rollout and are rehashing the same nonsense for 5G and mmWave technology and don't actually know a damn thing about it. They even mistake 5th Gen WiFi as 5G cellular and have gotten people to avoid the new WiFi tech and stick with N routers.
@@CarlMcKenzie WTF is a "NIMBY" 🙄
@@Stettafire Not In My Back Yard
Please get the 7G brain chip
I can't wait for the BB video about how some people on reddit invested in GameStop and bankrupted an entire hedge fund company
It will be legendary.
Yes please, Blaze about GamesStop!
This just happen! Make it so
I just hope Simon adds the part where the hedge fund companies wring their hands and cry foul because someone used their own tactics against them and now the rich are demanding regulation to prevent the unwashed masses from beating them at their own game.
@@donaldwert7137 ,
The governmental response should also be included, there was some truly interesting bipartisanship there.
Great bit of Wakefield: I read the paper and did an essay on it, and doing a bit more research will reveal he was only "against" the new MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) vaccine. It's interesting to note he was invested in a biotech company making the measles vaccine at the time
I'm just impressed that they managed to shoehorn faster wireless Internet into their Death Ray rollout. Kudos.
MY conspiracy theory about 5G is that the incredible vast majority of "5G" users will have a range, speed, and latency REMARKABLY similar to people with 4G, and that what you're actually buying is just hype. Because what most cell phone service providers and phone manufacturers are peddling as 5G is in reality just minor algorithmic improvements to the existing 4G technology with a lot of added hype and branding and NOT in any way the millimeter-wave 5G technology that it was supposed to be. Because if businesses had to wait for the actual new 5G standard's hardware to roll out then they wouldn't be able to bilk customers today.
Nah, this will be demonstrably false within the most populous metros. Will probably be true in rural areas.
Not much of a theory when that is openly said in the Netherlands. Government has not yet sold licenses to any of the new frequencies
This guy gets it.
In my city, the 5G download speed is 1.5 Gbps. Definitely a huge upgrade
*Comcast would like to know your location*
Business Blaze 4 days in a row? Am I dead? I feel like this is what heaven might be. 🙂
I know right?
yeah right... I am questioning myself, am I alive or not? xD this is just paradise so much Blaze in such short a time xD
I just said the exact same thing when I saw the notification
It's the best of times to be alive!
Naw heaven would be having simon there to drink with and have him to talk to and rant away
I've always wanted to make up a conspiracy as a test to show how people will believe anything semi-believable.
That's what Qanon started out as, then it was hijacked by true believers and is still peppered with people making up the most unbelievable stuff. Unfortunately it's lead to violence and mayhem so...
@@fcktherich6913 sssooooo probably best not to give into those urges to watch the world burn.
sounds like a plan.
wasn't sure if that's what happened with Qanon, but I suspected either intentional mayhem or mental health.
I also suspect all culty and mainstream institutions started out the same way.
Simon's epitaph will simply be:
Allegedly
only if I die
This is honestly one of the most entertaining channel on youtube, if not the best. I could listen to you reading scripts and adding your comments all day long XD
Also a Business Blaze Video about terrorist attacks? Yes please!
Right? Only channel I can actually sit thru the ads
@@Logan. I sat through an add for a beany that will shield you from 5g, thinking it was part of the video. It was so damn funny.
@@Hollylivengood lmao😂😂
People who watch this channel should be called “Blazerunners”
What about trailblazers?
Maybe, but Simon wouldn't understand why.
Just Blaze Away
Goddamn, I WISH our technology was at the level of having functional computer chips that were small enough to be injected by a hypodermic needle AND was rugged enough to withstand the environment inside our bodies for more than a second. I have been waiting since '92 for nanobots.
but I don't want to just do it.
when I first discovered Simon through Today i Found Out, I thought he was some towering intellectual polymath, researching and writing these beautiful scripts, then narrating them and producing slick, high quality videos.
Then I listened to the BrainFood podcast and found that the content came from other people writing articles, and Daven was the editor and master mind of the product. Still I was impressed with Simon's skill as a producer and an orator, his ability to deliver a script in an amiable and involving tone.
Then I started watching Business Blaze, and now I know the truth.
I thought the same thing, only I found him through Biographics.
As someone who lives near where 5g has been in service since 2016 (yes, I live at walking distance from one of Ericsson's telecom labs, as well as two of their test sites) that 5g conspiracy seems extra weird, not to mention that people are trying to recruit for that it should have some kind of connection are around here as well (yes, they are unaware of just how close they are to a whole bunch of telecom labs)
My son is a cell tower technician, working hard on the 5G rollout - and in some places the protests are making his life kind of hell. Also, he has been working VERY close to (like, actually ON mostly) 5G towers for a couple of years, and he's in quite excellent health.
But yeah, sure, one discredited doctor prolly knows ... nevermind.
@@ChanDeereGreen Your son has more patience than me, if I was installing 5G towers and people were protesting me I'd quit and leave like "Fine you psychos, have slow phones, see if I give two shits!" 😂
I live in San Francisco, and we had a nutter on Nextdoor trying to spread 5g conspiracy crap, and someone who is a telecommunications engineer who also lives in the neighborhood very patiently (far more so than deserved) and respectfully (far more than deserved) explained exactly why the conspiracy theories were technically impossible and nutter was unmoved, demanding that all opinions were valid, as long as they were her own.
@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Its now my theory that actually NONE of you exist, therefore none of you can tell me im wrong about my theory because your all apparitions. Perfect conspiracy theory 👌
@@barneymiller7894 5g doesn’t even make your phone faster so what’s the point?
"my channel will get banned, I didn't even think about this" starts loading ad... one of the few times a youtube ad was timed properly.
Lol, my internet connection is spotty and it chose exactly that moment to refresh. I thought for just a moment perhaps Simon had put a pause in the video there just to mess with us.
That load was baked into the video
@@adamreddaway2005 ⬆️
@@Logan. baked, yes
The communism, cocaine, and hitler videos also always have ads. I'm beginning to the the demonetization things is a myth
I always watch Simon’s more serious videos, I never realized how funny he is. I’m definitely watching more.
I worked in a phone shop during the roll out of 5G. We had to have special training so we could debunk the crazies about 5G.
Bill Gates wants all of us to forcefully play “Raid Shadow Legend”…
…allegedly!
Still havent tried it, never will. 🤔😇
But HEY, that’s just a theory...
*A CONSPIRACY THEORY*
Thanks for watching
Enjoying the spurge of MatPat and Simon videos, I take it? Same here.
Conspiracy HYPOTHESIS 🤔 😁
Allegedly
Both drink diet Coke??? Coincidence???? Hmmmm?
As soon as you said, "My channel might even get banned," my connection hiccupped and I hit a loading wheel for about 5 seconds, and then you beeped back in with the next take. Might be the hardest I've ever laughed at Blaze
That loading wheel was part of the video
I remember John Oliver put it wonderfully. He pointed out that yes the 5G and covid maps overlap - but because they also correspond to the population density maps. to emphasize that he also pointed out how the density of I think it was pizza hut? or maybe dominos? anyways a pizza place also correlated to the population density, and thus, the 5G and covid maps, among other ridiculous examples of correlation.
but the thing that disturbs me most about these conspiracy theories and how widespread they get is that they highlight a severe misunderstanding of science.
Four days in a row? Danny is working harder than usual...
*What did you do*
Whip makes people more efficient.
Columbia
He's got a new supplier of Angel's Dust 😂
And i have a feeling it's purer than the one they used to get 😃
Let's not ask
Taking notes are you?
"this is a bit of a tangent" he says.
Pretty sure that's somehow becoming why we're here. Danny goes on a tangent. Simon interrupts Danny with a tangent. Sam memes the shit out of both of them.
We still haven't had the most important tangent.
Danny's Biogrpahics
@@AvoidTheCadaver hahaha. what historians will realize 100 years from now is that Danny has been telling his autobiography in tidbits of blaze that, when synced together, played backwards and the digital interpretation of the sounds will reveal the secrets of the universe......
Tangential Musings in a Fractal Universe 🎆😷🖖
@@Smi7h1sH3r3
The greatest mystery will be piecing together the time line ooooooh
@@AvoidTheCadaver I could honestly see him doing a fake Danny bio. Would be funny.
Simon’s tangents last longer than the extended version of a Meatloaf song!!!! Always good to hear them
I had to explain to a friend how 5g couldn't direct its Ray's to one floor of a nursing home, giving them all covid. Thanks for this
At least two (small) towns in my country have banned 5G towers from their territories with the decrees from the town counsels, when I read this I literally wanted to cry and laugh at the same time
“Let’s turn our town into a underdeveloped economic wasteland!”
As an electronic engineer, I spent a bit unwrapping the top part of the schematic out of curiosity. I then read "footswitch" and "treble", and more or less lost hope for a fair fraction of humanity.
This is just brilliant, I dont know why, but it's so entertaining. It's like my inner voice became a person reading to me lol
Ok everytime Simon says "let's crack on" please just do Rob Ford memes. As a Canadian I can't stop laughing at that. Sam you're a MEMELORD!
All hail Sam. Lord of the Memes.
So many Blazes in so short a time, I think we are witnessing Simon have a meltdown in real time. I hope that Danny can find the key to the basement door before Simon goes full Yoko
oh this the most Blazed comment I've seen in a while xD
Don't worry, Simon gave me Skillshare and I'm watching 'How to Pick Locks' right now. Gotta get out of the chains first.
@@baryonyx2574 pray for you Danny, am not religious btw xD just hope you break away in time man, Simon's getting crazier and crazier with every new vid xD like Felix when he grows a beard xD
Very optimistic he didn't just weld the door and cut a food slot
@@baryonyx2574 well I guess we gotta hope your IQ is higher than what Simon said it was. Otherwise skillshare won't help much 🤣
A 4TH DAY OF BLAZE! let's make an international holiday for this rare occurrence never seen on planet earth before. And call it, DANYY DAY.. oh wait. I meant... BLAZE DAY!
I’ve never ever seen this guy this animated between his millions of other channels I never realized existed... I’m glad I found this.. stay good Mr Whistler
So some of the dumb things a few British people did make you a bit sad to be from there? Try being from Florida. You get the state and the country at times. lol
Y'know... I got vaccinated a few weeks ago and my cell reception has never been better! (Allegedly)
Can't wait for that booster shot!
Careful mate, might end up bringing down satellites with all that reception
This is actually how I first became aware of this conspiracy, a guy from work coming up to me after being out recovering from his covid shot and saying "Fuck the covid vaccine. I felt like crap for 2 days and my wi-fi still sucks."
What are your cells receiving? Sounds suspicious to me.
Simon must be trying to pay off his mortgage earlier four blazes in one week we are honoured.
Simon said in a very recent video he lives in an apartment.... So I think he's getting the down payment ready!!
@@macuss87 if he relay wants to do that he should just a raid shadow legend ad
I think he'd do more TIFO video in that case 😂. I assume it took a while to get sponsors to approve them and now he's releasing them all. Plus czeck has closed the borders again, probably still on lockdown what's a man to do but constantly work
@@imperlast2 If simon did a raid ad then said yeah the wife wants a house.... I'd fall over laughing!
"what am I talking about"-Simon's constant inner thought
As a Belgian, I was outraged for a 10ths of a second. But then I was like “yeah... he’s not wrong.”
he is wrong about r5G, He uses his big mouth rather than facts
Relatable
Simon: my channels did better after I shaved my head.
They did even better after you grew a beard 😂
They did even better after he grew a coke dependency.
@@SkuLLetjaH Allegedly
19:42 "If you're dumb, .. use our sponsor" - that's the best promotion I've ever heard. Where does the queue of sponsors end?
"If you are dumb, and you need help... Skillshare!"
Ahaha, this one literally made my day! If _this_ breaks the 1000 new Skillshare referrals, then Simon has discovered an innovative marketing strategy. :)
...or how to sell stuff to one special segment of the population. ;)
I love ALL your channels. I have so much to catch up on as I only found you 2 most ago.
Btw... you are LEGEND!
I love it when people confuse 5G mobile service with 5GHz Wifi... totally different things but they swap them interchangably in their wild conspiracies!
This is also why they think 5G heats water - because old WiFi at 2.4GHz is quite close to the frequency range used by actual microwaves, and they see that 5G WiFi routers came out around the same time as 5G cell towers and just assume they're all the same
"Its embarrassing being British sometimes"
I know the feeling -An American
So true. We had a deranged Cheeto for a president. LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
"It's embarrassing being British sometimes" - The Founding Fathers, 1765
American embarrassment + British embarrassment < Trudeau induced Canadian cringe.
@@shade989 most British can see the anti-trump are just a psychotic as the pro Trump.
@@HorusHerotic lol True, but I am talking about the man himself.
"I didn't do the thing I was supposed to do because in an alternate timeline, it went horribly wrong, so I have saved us all by not doing it." That's gonna be my new favourite excuse for being lazy... I mean... responsible.
Got adhd? Lack of dopamine is a good one, since with too little dopamine you're kinda fucked. Short term memory? Nope. Forget what you're doing while doing it, forget important things, can't even get out of bed, mentally exhausted super easily.
(Laziness does not exist in a vacuum and always has a cause and if you can't identify the cause look into your dopamine levels)
/whooosh
I have been watching Simon for a few years over a few different channels. I'm trying to pick the point where he became so much more casual.
So I listen to Simon sometimes late at night. The 5G Conspiracies segment had me laughing 😂so hard….I finally had to subscribe.
What is happening here?
4 days of the blaze in a row
Blaze it every day yo
@@the_peefster More content for his daughter to discover about 10 years from now.
5g is affecting his memory and he's forgetting he already posted a video.
So, allegedly Danny isn't the one in the basement, it's Simon!
A gift is what it is!
simon: stops talking
me: takes a massive drink of water
Simon: starts talking again
me: oh sh*t
Some people were scared of radio waves in the 20s and 30s as home radio (and radio waves) grew, and blamed them for their health problems.
Loved this video - subbed
Let that rage flow through you 🤣
I feel like ETA could have co-starred this episode
It was a missed opportunity
WE WANT ETA DADDY SIMON
The 5G took him down...
#RIPETA
"5G will make you sterile😱😱😱"
Me: *Laughs in vasectomy*
This version of Simon, my first time ever seeing this, scares the shit out of me 😂
WELCOME TO BUSINESS BLAZE
LOVE these memes!!! The best yet!
I misread the title as "50" conspiracies
Im a bit disappointed
You're on to something here ...
Stick around. I'm sure Danny can ferret out 40 more. Good for another 4 or so uploads....
Simon's next channel - TopFiftyz
Simon’s ad reads are actually more entertaining than most channels on UA-cam.
You, my friend, need to experience Internet Historian's ad time (or "add thyme")
Sometimes I'll rewatch videos just for the ads
Puppet History also has good ad reads! That’s an IMPORTANT part of being a UA-camr!
Once again love your work
I really enjoy you guys' videos. Thank-you.
Danny writes us a script... Are you sure ETA didn't write this one???
The Ju wrote it duh
A-Flock-alypse. I'm dead. Genius
Hilarious, thanks guys. You guys rock.
Awesome Blaze!!! Thank you!
I wish I could share a beer with the first certifiably legend himself, Simon, when the pandemic has finally stopped or right before it ends all humanity. Either way, still the same wish.
Man...i was reading that w/o my glasses and read it as "share a bear"...i was like, hunting?! A 🐻?! 😂
@@catoverlord8378 I'd share a bear.
@@brainblaze6526 😂
My video started pinwheeling after Simon said "conspiracy" and I was like "haha, funny one Simon." Five minutes later I realized I was in a dead zone. . .
That jab at Belgium was great, Simon could have been Dutch 😂
Simon casually admitting to past software piracy. This is the blaze we expect.
Simon - proof that ADHD can be fun to watch!
Cocaines a hell of a drug
@@tylerdeluca3421 try injecting meth !! 🤣🤣
You should do a business blaze about the people that have reacted to various advancements over the years. There were people saying the same things about electricity before it was everywhere.
In more recent times - the 4G was the end of humanity. Same tune (and possibly genes) played again and again. 😅
Yeah, electricity, radio (which Simon did mention in this), I'm pretty sure people have behaved that way about every major technology. I wonder how much info there is about the protests and conspiracy theories from those.
Vaccines,GMO, allopathic medicine,super sonic travel, Nuclear energy
Yes! Remember when electricity was, "the work of the devil"? I'm kinda shocked that 5g has been _surpassed_ to 7g & 9g in Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland, Hong Kong, Japan & more. So, why not aliens! What scary thing are they doing??🤣🤣
Sounds like a fun topic. Dumbest conspiracy theories concerning new technology. Aristotle was, allegedly, anti-writing because he thought people would become dumber when they didn't have to remember exactly everything at all times.
You should definitely do a sponsorship with D-Brand. Going off of their sponsorship of LTT last year, the humor their marketing department has would be a perfect match for this channel.
The burp - word, occurrrrrrred, that you used to hilight, (allegedly) someone's lack of brain cells, actually made me lol.
It's been awhile.
2 years give or take.
Thank you Simon.
Simon I need you to make a T-shirt that has "are you smoking crack?) I think it's become my new favorite phrase.
Speaking of The WHO, fun fact: Peter Capaldi was credited in a film as "WHO Doctor" shortly before it was announced that he would be playing The Doctor on Doctor Who.
Before that he was a world leader embroiled in a conspiracy theory, and before that he was a Roman at the destruction of Pompeii. He has the right job for the horrible situation each time
I’ve watched basically all your channels but this is the first video of yours I’ve watched on this channel and i feel like it’s so different to biographics or geographics and I love it! You just seem a bit more informal and I feel like I’m just having a conversation with my mates it’s so funny
For 4 years I was certifier and tester of electrical installations, lightning protection and electromagnetic field of antenna systems of base stations of GSM networks. There were never any problems until I received an order to test a medium wave antenna that was 76 m high and connected to a 1.5 kW transmitter. As soon as I got to the container with the equipment at the bottom of the antenna, my cell phone was burned by transmiter energy, literally.
Conspiracy theories are about the wrong systems of networks and communications 😎
5G turned my spinach into electric mountain spinach mere moments before seeing this video. Either that or I'm very blazed.
Allegedly.
Do u usually smoke ur spinach? Iv never tried that
allegedly xD
Yes, it is best smoked just as is, I find wrapping it in a thin paper of sorts really gets the job done best.
Allegedly of course
@@alidaggawood8932 yes, allegedly. Ofc
Simon "It's dark because of Winter."
Danny and Sam, who only have a small tallow candle in the basement "Really?!"
Bro when you did that joke about the channel getting banned and put in the buffering screen, I legit rebooted my Wi-Fi because I thought that something went wrong LOL
I didn't know about the two fingers thing in the UK. Thank you for the explanation Simon. Great video as always. Awesome script Danny, and excellent memes Sam!
I’m genuinely disappointed that ETA didn’t feature in this episode. After all, this is his jam!
We definitely "need" a video about the "best" terrorist attacks.
We could have terrorised group, that where epically incompetent. I heard a story that the Free Welsh Army once blow up half a lamppost.
@@robertwilliams-day320 that's hilarious. I'm glad they failed but like how stupid do you have to be to decide on attacking a lamp post?
Cant Help but always seeing that *"STD-2019"* Text on his shirt from certain angles 🤣 true certified legend!
'I digress!' ... I love runaway simon. 😂
The question isnt why Danny is hanging out with people, the question is what is Danny doing out of the basement? Is that what the drilling was in the last Blaaaaaaaaze with my boy?
Simon on Snopes: www.snopes.com/fact-check/pierce-brosnan-net-worth/
Absolute legend for linking that article. Thank you
Perfect time. Just blazed... Allegedly.
If you live _anywhere_ in Canada, "blazing" is legal inside your home! 😉🇨🇦
Allegedly....I’m blazing with the blaze
Blaze on!
Myself as well.
Blazing with the blaze
Jedi level mastery of passive aggressiveness.
Loved it
This video was awesome made me laugh out loud!! Do more simon!!