Madigan's Pubcast Episode 68: Internet Assassins, The Real Moby Dick, & Snowed In A Pub
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2021
- Kathleen opens the show drinking a Basic Bitch Blonde Ale from Altamont Beer Works in Livermore, CA. She shows off her new Bud Light Christmas lights and ornament sent to her by her friends at Anheuser Busch, and her vintage ceramic Christmas tree that she’s placed on her desk to kick off the holiday season. She shares the fun that she had during recent shows in West Virginia and Northern California, and thanks Termites who brought gifts to her shows including various bottles of Ranch dressing and tons of delicious red wine.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen celebrates that Hidden Valley has released a series of holiday-themed Ranch bottles, samples Gingerbread Cookie Kit Kat bars, which she likes but prefers the original candy. She them moves on to taste Zesty Ranch Blasted Dipping Sauce, which she likes and describes that it “makes the back of your eyeballs explode.” Kathleen then tastes Tangy Ranch Whisps cheese crisps, which she doesn’t think taste like Ranch at all, but DOES like the parmesan version.
KATHLEEN’S QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives an update on the Court, advising that all of Queen Dolly’s holiday line with Williams Sonoma have sold out online, and Queen Cher has a new lotion in time for Christmas. Queen Stevie battles a new wave of criticism from former bandmate Lindsey Buckingham, simply ignoring his petulance which Kathleen applauds.
UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the NFL’s legal battle with the city of St. Louis, Elizabeth Holmes’ trial winds down, MH360 “found” again, and Kansas City is getting 30 new Whataburger restaurants.
SNOWED IN A PUB: Kathleen reads a story from England where dozens of customers were snowed into the Tan Hill Inn for 4 days when Britain's highest altitude pub was cut off by a blizzard. The Inn is situated approximately 270 miles north of London.
JOEL OLSTEEN’S MONEY WALL: Kathleen scoffs as she reads an article advising that a plumber who was contracted by Joel Olsteen found hundreds of envelopes of cash in a wall, which are believed to be connected to the 2014 theft of about $600,000 from the mega-church.
REAL-LIFE RARE MOBY DICK SPOTTED: Kathleen reads an article announcing that a rare white sperm whale, like the one depicted in the literary classic "Moby Dick," has been spotted off the coast of Jamaica by sailors aboard a Dutch oil tanker.
FAKE ARM PRESENTED FOR COVID VACCINE: Kathleen laughs at the absurdity behind an article from Italy where an anti-vaxxer attempted to dodge getting the COVID-19 vaccine by wearing a fake arm and now faces fraud charges in Italian court.
SNAKES INFESTATION BURNS HOUSE: Kathleen is dismayed reading an article about a couple in Maryland who burned their house down while trying to smoke out a snake infestation. They tried to use smoke from coals, which were placed to too close to combustible materials that ignited the house.
FRIDA AUCTION SETS RECORD: Kathleen is a massive fan of art and Frida Kahlo and is thrilled to read that the Kahlo self-portrait "Diego and I" has sold at auction for $35M, the highest price ever paid for a painting by a Latin American artist. Kathleen applauds the sale, congratulating Frida for triumphing over her ex, Diego Rivera, albeit after her death.
GRAMMAR EXPERTS TARGET WEAKNESS: Kathleen provides her own colorful commentary when reading a study from grammar experts regarding 11 words and phrases that make an individual appear “weak” when used in conversation.
RENT-A-HITMAN.COM GONE WRONG: Kathleen laughs out loud reading an article about a Michigan woman who tried to hire an assassin on a fake website and was caught by authorities.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “100 Foot Wave” on HBO Max or Hulu, “The Lost Leonardo” on Amazon Prime, and ANY Hallmark or Lifetime Christmas movie. - Комедії
Yay! I am so happy that the tumbler made it to you in one piece. I had a great time coming up with the concept and I enjoyed every step of it. Thanks for all you do!
hey Kathleen! Glad you got the bigfoot ornament! It came from Des Moines Washington- about 10 miles south of Seattle. Who knew that there's a Des Moines in the Pacific NW, right?
OMG. The RANCH people ought to be paying you in the MILLIONS 😍
75 degrees below zero. That is fing cold!
I used to ski. I like warm weather. Is there warm weather skiing? Oh dressed properly one can have fun bouncing off the white mounds of snow. Oh go for the grande burrito at the top of Vail mountain. Excellent value for another 3000 ft of vertical skiing before the ski lifts close at 3 pm. Yes!
Love that you're still keeping us updated on the missing flight! I've been following along since your special 😂
I think you’re right …Pebble Beach does remind me of some of the gorgeous Ireland rocky beaches…And, it was brutally cold last week in some places…As in, we froze a few nights, golf course was frozen over…
Can't wait to get my pubcast shirt...but to make a long story longer...I am like the grinch, on top of a snowy mountain in Canada, so between that and the border....Merry Christmas!
I live in Denver we got a smattering of snow...about a half an inch!
Seven mins in and Madigan is blowing Paddles shit. “No Paddles sorry no. You’re smart but….things get past you Paddles.” This Pubcast is the best out there! Always funny.
😂😂 I'm such a label whore 😂😂. I do judge a book by its cover 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I'll spend by money in a great label!!!! Yay! Mamma Termite!
I love Paddles laugh!
I am drinking Mile Wide's Catalina Breeze IPA. Shoutout to Louisville breweries!!
Shaking the sauces makes a big difference in the flavor. 👍
Kay Bye ....kay bye... maybe hidden valley ranch on my pizza crust! Heck Yeah!
1) Watch the first season of The Great for more on the Catherine the Great imunization. 2) The thing about real estate v. infestations/ghosts- we're house hunting now in WI. From state to state real estate laws change. I learned now that WI residents don't have to tell a buyer if the house is haunted, unless the buyer asks. Previously, it was the reverse, it had to be disclosed. So, state by state. ( We lived in a haunted house in Milwaukee, which is why I now ASK. ) Great show Kathleen! Celebrated watching this episode with a BIG glass of wine ( PS love that label on your bottle! ) as I kick off my Winter Break from the school district I work for. Amen! Have a great holiday season, come back to Twin Cities in the New Year so we can see you again at the State Theater. We loved your there!!!! Lotsa Hugs, Ms. N.L. Pie-zah.
Holy smoke balls! You are coming to Virginia and DC? Merry Christmas to me! Thank you so much for being my Christmas gift! And I hope you have a great Christmas!
For what it is worth is a great song by Buffalo Springfield
OMG! My Mom had one of those ceramic trees! Not sure who has it now...Will have to be more observant at the family gatherings this year. Lots of great memories from Christmases past! Thanks, Kathleen
Why wasn't Dolly named Times Person of The Year???
She was on Kathleen's Twitter
I went to a talk by actor Ellen Burstyn many, many years ago. She was talking about acting and said always make sure you act like there is tea in the tea cup. Never forgot it.
Had a math teacher in high school, always had her Irish coffee in a thermos on her desk
@@debrahelmlinger6256 Classy
I am so happy to watch tonight. Love your tree!
Saw you in Sacramento!
It's been 60 degrees in Louisville, KY for most of the month of December. Shit ain't right!!
Yippee! Another pubcast. Greetings fellow termites Mama Termite. And of course Paddles.
You should "start taking calls"
BOOM!
"Sorry" is such an ingrained part of Midwestern speech that our brains would short-circuit if we couldn't use it anymore. Love the ceramic Christmas tree. For a few moments there, it sounded like Paddles was wearing on your last nerve, but you two sounded just fine by the end, so nice recovery.
"Holiday Termite"! Merry Happy to you and Paddles and all the Pubcast Madigang❤😎🌲
Love "Madigang!". OMG! I so love hearing you and Paddles laughter!
A phrase that drives me nuts is "Bear with me". It just drives me nuts because it's not like I have a choice in the matter.
I look forward each week to your pubcast. It is entertaining and fun. I just saw an article I thought you’d find interesting. Apparently several people from The Villages have been arrested for voting twice. Once in their home state and once in Florida. I will keep watching your pubcast. It takes my mine off all the BS going on. Sincerely WTF. Yes, those are my actual initials.
No valid argument for giving mega church businesses tax exemption. Thanks for sticking with us and making us laugh through this very busy time. Looking forward to your Christmas Special.
This pubcast had us laughing our asses off! Thanks for the laughter and that snake story. Yikes!!!
Someone PLEASE strand me at a pub for a few days, with games, beer, trivia, movies and great conversation!!! Sounds like blast! I’m with you, though…liquor runs out and Imma wanna be on the next Uber OUT!! 😂
Update !!!!!!! what about Elizabeth Holmes?
Gingerbread cookies??!!! You're damn right you can't find them anywhere!!! I had some shipped from New Jersey one year. WTF?!
Jesus barely had Crocs ....lol
I just want to touch your bases. 3rd base to home plate....that is the stickler imho
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my pubcast tshirt! Wearing it every time i watch!
Omg I have that tree in my basement
Ceramic trees were at Costco last week. They remind me of my grandma. She had one. Not sure what happened to it. So I got my own.
I still have a scar from my small pox shot.
Yay! I'm up and ready!!!!Ohh, I have a white ceramic Christmas tree! Love it! Made it years ago.
Japan has a make your own kit kat bars store!!!
Most awesome thing was watching pubcast and an ad came up for Dolly;s perfume Butterfly at Walgreen so awesome Happy Holidays from this freezing termite in ohio
Loving it 😊
I don't know if it's just my tv, but I keep looking at that tree and it looks like it was "green screened" onto your desk. Kept closing my eyes and still the same and I'm sober. Lol any one else see that too?
Fun PubCast! Nite nite Holiday Termites!
Love from Columbus Ohio ❤
I agree about the empty coffee cups. Another pet peeve is why are they driving around in cold snowy weather with the windows down? Then get out of the vehicle and leave the window down. Why?
I 🤒😷wwas yeyeeyw se sSystemsyeyswy🤠
Joel Osteen's secret money wall story is identical to a scene in the megachurch comedy The Righteous Gemstones. Genius show.
I loved that show and you are spot on!
You could put your ashes in your tumbler
OH!! The riding horses in Ireland scene was HORRIBLE!
Surfers spend their money waxing their boards....and saving a few dollars for that post wave beer session.
The other day on the Sirius/XM's Laugh USA channel it aired an ad for your "Hot Dogs and Angels" 2019 tour. I think someone is asleep at the wheel. Your people need to talk to the Sirius people.
Catherine the Great's husband was left with a disfigured face (covered with pock marks) after a severe case of small pox. That went a long way towards affecting her attitude towards inoculation.
I only feel judged on delta when I ask for two at once. But I feel no shame. I will also hit the call button to ask for another. We are flying over water, I am kinda freaking out internally right now. Mama needs a little something to relax.😆🥃
I hate when people say "I just wanted to touch base." I am not your base!
Hey super fantastic termites! Hope everyone is enjoying their favorite beverage while we watch/listen to Mama T and Paddles on the Pubcast.
Kathleen you could try and get a Kringle. It is the official pastry of Wisconsin. Aldi, Trader Joe's sell them now all over the country. The almond one is my favorite. If you like chocolate mousse, Aldi has a chocolate whipped cream that is amazing! Also maybe you could have a part 2 video when you get a lot of things from listeners you could have a video dedicated to that. It is interesting watching you share the different things. That tumbler is beautiful! She put a lot of thought into that!
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Yeah!!!! Watching in San Francisco!
Kathleen: "...some information of their target."
Paddles in the background: "Yeah, short, white, redheaded." 😂
Hi Paddles.
I agree with your disagreements on things not to say. #10 seemed like algebra and confused me though.
I hope I hope I hope I can get Denver tickets!!
OMG! Miller High Life has put out a build your own gingerbread dive bar, how great is that!!!👍🍻
Sold out! I told them to make twice as many next year
Hi love the pubcast. I listen to your stand up on Spotify when I can’t sleep. Last night I tried to play one of my favourite albums but your discography has vanished. Can you or Paddles explain why? Xx
Saw a documentary about John Adams. This method is what they used, exactly. I remember the wife, Abigail, being very scared, but went ahead with it, children as well.popular PBS documentary. It was rough, they introduced the actual smallpox germ into the body.
Read the book John Adam's. He was terrified of small pox as everytime it would "go around" several people he knew would die. This whole vaccine thing was new. But both he and his wife( she was the one who put in about free public education BTW) insisted that they and all their children got it. Some of his kids were very young too
I gave my ceramic tree my mother in law made in her ceramics class to my daughter a few years ago. It has a bulb in the base to light it up. Very 1960’s
Yes, I remember my Maw Maw's from the 60's
Hey an interesting art experience: Check out the Van Gogh Immersion Exhibit in D.C.. It's amazing and kind of psychedelic. IF i were a youngster i would microdose on shrooms and see it again...with a chaperone....in case i freaked out
Another one is the Dali Musuem in St. Petersburg, Fl
"I THINK this person is backwards." I BELIEVE you are correct, Kathleen.
Omg mama!!! Please please please for my birthday/Xmas this month will you please at some point answer one of Kate's calls???🤣🤣
Or Lewis'. Both would be great.
Holy Cow when was Detroit added? I swear I have been looking for a Michigan date! So excited now. I think this will be my Christmas present.
Yay!!! I didn’t think she would be in
Michigan. Very excited!!!
Active voice v Passive Voice.....do we have a winner Alex Trebek?
10k square foot house....in Maryland...burned down there own house trying to run out snakes NOT Bubba in a mobile home in west virginia saying "hold my beer"...holy shit!
Whoo, hoo! The Pub is open!🎉🍻
#68 at Maw Maw's Pub. Bud should sponsor her, two St. Louis originals.
Oh, you remembered🤗
It must be Tuesday night! I'm ready to laugh!!
Wisps are 😖 Costco carries them 🤔
The guy with the fake arm. Remember David Spade or Tobias in Arrested Development he was typically called a "never nude"....yes this makes no sense.but I feel better for having said this 😆
I have a question for you, sense you are talking about the Oceans. If they took out all the fish, whales, rocks and stuff like that, would the water go down. Just like when you get out of the tub. Sorry but this is how my mind works... lol
Oh Elizabeth Holmes could help me push grocery carts back in to the King Soopers....or not....depending on her state of mind. I rather enjoy the physical activity rather than arguing about digital coupons with customers...Update: I need. A price over ride on Register 15 Please!
Yes!!! Dump the money into schools and teachers. - let the teachers, the good wholesome ones, decide how to spend it, instead of a new stupid program every other year.
There is a Hallmark movie drinking game! My inlaws got me to play so i would watch bad hallmark movies with them....it's really the only way to go.
Who did you think is worse Elizabeth Holmes or the Sackler family?
Sacklers
How can anyone decide? They terrible people in their own way.
Here's something worse than your StL NFL fiasco. Rumor around town is that the NFL wants the Bears to move out of Chicago, or at least out of Soldier Field. They want one of those 60k+ seat arenas.
Joel has always put off bad vibes to me, shady is putting it mildly. Hidden Valley Ranch should give you benefits for all you do in promoting them 😉 YES you do have to disclose infestation of any kind along with many more things (including 👻, murder, etc.), you can be sued if you don't.! I would pay the individual's fees because he survived, true miracle. Set him free.!✈ Thank you again Mama Termite for doing the Lord's work and taking time out of your very busy schedule to do these pubcast. 🐜🎄
Thanks for coming to Monterey! I know that you get lots of goodies from your loyal termites and can't mention everyone. I hope your cute little cousin gave you my little bag with Wasabi/Soy Almonds and Pismo Beach crap?
Please let us know when you are on Kelly Clarkson's show!
Love your UPDATE’s!! Hey can your Christmas week Pubcast be all “Holiday/Christmas” stories and or Updates… it be a “Kathleen Madigan & Paddles” Christmas Special 🎄🎄🎄
Christmas at Castle Hart was filmed in Ireland.
I used to have psoriatic arthritis but now I'm treating it with Tremfyyyya! There's another potential sponsor for ya. Love the pubcast please keep doing it as long as you can.
Do people realize how redundant (OK weak too) it is to say: "Having said that..."
Paddles says “fry em all” !😂
Hallmark bans french 😗 💋 kissing...because marie Antoinette...said. Let them eat 🎂 cake...she was a rambling rouser...I guess she hadn't read any Charles Dickens a Tale of Two Cities
With you on the prosperity preachers, 7 yes ago when I retired early to take care of my parents, was shocked to see how much they had given to TBN in exchange for lovely useless pieces of plastic made in China while the Crouches sat in golden thrones on their TV show that was playing 24/7. Also they couldn't cover there bills and were still donating 10% of their income to local church. I told them that this was not what Jesus would have wanted and it all stopped.
Oh my God if I had a house with a bunch of rattlesnakes living underneath it I would probably burn it down too. But only after buying about a half a dozen mongoose, ( mon-geese? ) and setting them loose under there.
Who am I kidding? I would just burn the goddamn place down
No shit...running away tossing molotov cocktails over my shoulder...still let's examine the facts: 10 THOUSAND sq foot home, in MARYLAND....these people couldn't go to a fancy hotel and hire a bunch of snake removal specialist? NOT a mobile home in west virginia ....'hold my beer'
Good morning fellow termites. Hope you all have a fabulous day.
Got my shirts and can't wait to go see mama termite in Cleveland. I'm so excited.
Is it Tuesday? 🌀
Heck yay! Kathleen and Paddles are ON !!!
Hoping you are okay.😥
Hide the Miller Lite! Ha.
Ahh Paddles is “honors” quality too 🤭
Could someone please tell me where to mail kathleen a gift?
P.O. box 663, Hermitage TN, 37076
Sorry, pardon me, excuse me. Ya know what I mean 😉
Always thought Buckingham was annoying