Madigan's Pubcast Ep 81:Legend of the 9-Tailed Fox, Drunk Hamsters & The Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- Kathleen opens the show introducing Ron White’s French Bulldog Mustard to the Pubcast, drinking a Full Nelson Virginia Pale Ale made by Blue Mountain Brewery that she bought on her recent tour of Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello home outside of Charlottesville, VA (which she loved.) She’s also thrilled that her favorite Fantasy Football quarterback Tom Brady has come out of retirement, and she’s already planning her 2022 Draft.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Utz Heluva Good Buttermilk Ranch Wavy Potato chips, which she absolutely loves and threatens to eat the entire bag. She moves on to taste the newly released Hidden Valley Spicy Ranch Seasoning, which she deems a firm “NO” because it’s too spicy but loves the original flavor. She finishes her tasting with Brianna’s Chipotle Ranch Dressing, which she really likes because of the smoke and spice.
QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Dolly has requested to remove herself from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ballot, because she doesn’t think she’s “earned that right.” Tanya Tucker is out on the road touring, and Cher has announced on Twitter that she’s been having “personal issues” but hasn’t gone into specific detail.
“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the USS Atlanta shipwreck in Lake Superior after 130 years, and archaeologists have unearthed the lost “Golden City” of Aten in Egypt.
THE HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH DIAMOND: As a true lover of Ranch dressing, Kathleen is thrilled to read a press release announcing that Hidden Valley has created a 2 carat round brilliant cut diamond and auctioned it off for more than $12K on Ebay. The “HVR Diamond” was expertly created by a professional diamond maker in a lab by heating Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning to 2,500 degrees, and then crushing the output beneath 400 tons of pressure, taking five months total to create.
CAMEL KILLS MEN AT TENNESSEE PETTING ZOO: Kathleen reads an article announcing that 2 men were killed in early March by a ranging camel that had escaped from the Shirley Farms Petting Zoo outside of Memphis.
THE HEAVIEST DRINKERS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM: Kathleen laughs out loud at the findings from a new study, awarding the title of the heaviest drinkers in the animal kingdom to the tiny hamsters. Psychologists at the University of Alaska Anchorage has studied alcohol consumption in hamsters, noting that they regularly down 18 grams per kilogram of body weight a day, the alcoholic equivalent of a human drinking a liter and a half of 190-proof Everclear.
RARE WOLVERINE SIGHTING: Kathleen is excited to read about a recent sighting of a wolverine in Yellowstone National Park. There have been 8 confirmed sightings in the park over the past 43 years, and the “elusive” animal has since been fitted with a GPS collar.
GIANT SPIDERS FORCASTED TO DROP FROM SKY: Kathleen is horrified to read an announcement forecasting that millions of Joro spiders are expected to begin “ballooning” up and down the US East Coast as early as May. Researchers have determined that the spiders can tolerate cold weather but are harmless to humans as their fangs are too small to break human skin.
LEGEND OF THE 9-TAILED FOX: Kathleen reads that an ancient Japanese “killing stone” has cracked open, and is said to contain an evil demon known as the “9-Tailed Fox.” According to local folklore, the volcanic rock, held the evil spirit of a 9-tailed fox who took the form of a beautiful woman. She became involved in a plot to overthrow Emperor Toba, who ruled from 1107 to 1123.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Gilded Age” on HBO Max, which she’s watched with Ron White, and also “Inventing Anna” on Netflix.
A friend of mine found a really great Dolly quote the other day:
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.
I also know I'm not blonde."
- Dolly Parton; singer, songwriter, actress, altruist, businesswoman, bright shiny light
Bc
When she insulted Paddles in the Anna accent I literally laughed out loud. This Pubcast just gets funnier and funnier!
Agreed! Most anticipated youtube video each week for me! Thanks Kathleen!
And her subscribers keep going up! I think “the children” are now watching! 😂
❤ Anna!
Thank You Both for all the time this must take to produce & Thank You for the special appearance by Mustard! I'm still back at that Ron goes to a dentist in Missouri vs wherever he lives? Missouri is a destination point for dentistry? I always learn things with The Pubcast!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE your animal segments! What a mashup: 🐹 Hamster boozers. Parachuting Spiders. You and your Dad taunting your Mom at the front gates of exotic animal parks. 🤣
Keep the critter stories coming!
I am loving your podcast. Seen you many times. But, this is like chatting with an old friend.
Mama T - In case you're still wondering, the 500 ft. mega yacht would be the length of 31.25 of your 16 ft. fishing boats. But, they probably don't have a cooler of beer on board, so who cares. Thanks for all the laughs. You brighten my life. Much love from Maine.
There's no math on vacation
My favorite bit🤣
My 86 year old Mom (with whom I live) again just barged into my room wanting to know who keeps yelling "Earthquake!!" Your updates will always be "earthquakes" to me 🤪😂
My 85 year old dad lives with us....i'm fairly certain he thinks i'm nuts when i yell "Wrong Ocean" !
@@stephh3663 OMG I say the same thing instead of an emphatic "no" 🤣.
@@mbinkcmo654 LOL instead of "Are you fucking kidding me" I love just saying: WRONG OCEAN! Nobody knows what the hell i mean and then i just laugh and laugh!
@@stephh3663 That's hilarious! I work with littles (3-4 yr olds) & I often use the good ol' "I don't know. Somebody saw one once" and always get blank stares.
@@mbinkcmo654 That is AWESOME! I used to tell my nephew (who I mostly raised) "That is a mystery...that is solvable, we should wiki that " or "that is an unsolvable mystery" or as Kathleen would say " I don't fuckin know" lmao
The 3:00 quote - Yes!! So awesome! 3:00 is only good for naps. This quote should go on your next pubcast shirt! Speaking of time - you should change the clock on your Budweiser sign to 5:00 b/c it’s always 5:00 somewhere! After all, this is a pubcast, and you are keeping us informed of all of the beers to try (and not try). The hamster story was hilarious so was Paddles reaction- it made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the funny! (And doing the work of the Lord) Keep it up. You’re on fire! 🔥😜
Who would give you a bad review??? Been following you forever and love your comedy!
New T-shirt idea: Hoarding Hamsters' alcoholic lifestyle. 🐹🍹
YAY! FIRE! Kathleen got the AWESOME sauce and BEER i sent her backstage at the Virginia Beach show. The show was HYSTERICAL! LMAO! The brewery is called OOZLEFINCH, located at Ft. Monroe (a decommissioned army base, very cool place)
I love your videos - see them again and again.
Aww! You got the pickle! It’s me, 1flychicken. Or Meghan. Either way, thanks for the shoutout. Love to you from Pittsburgh. 💚✨
Best part of my week. Tell your Mom Hi from a nurse
Georgia here. Walked into a web at my back door before I saw this crazy colored spider you were talking about. Had a fit and my neighbor got a show.
Before I even watch this episode, I have to tell you I'm so excited that I received my pubcast shirt!! After it sold out a billion times...I didn't think I would get one...I'm a happy termite with rainbows shooting outta me arsch😁 Mama termite and termites everywhere - You Rock and are awesome and super cool🙌 Let's spread the happy😃🌈🦋🦄🍀🍻
Cant wait to see you in DC, glad you enjoyed VA. It’s not very often famous people talk about Va in such a good way.
Another epic Pubcast!!!!!
I prefer the long sleeve shirt. Thanks for doing the Lord's work Kathleen.
10 22oz beers? That's 1.72 gallons! That must have been one of the longest no. 1s.
And just like the majority of my twenties I'm one of the first in the pub 😂
OMG Mustard barks at blonde women who skip. haha! I love quirky pets. And it's a good sign the owner is my type of person. I have a dog that barks crazy only at butter containers. Can't figure out why but he apparently is threated or offended by packaged butter.
Don't you wonder if Ron trained his doggie to bark at women that look like his ex wife? Just wonderin...
@@margaretanglade5293 Oh I hope he did. That makes it funnier.
The Dome is not worth $50 bucks to see. But, it's not just a storage area . It's a very interesting space with about 20 minutes of interesting information. It has an unfinished cubby area with a lookout that the kids would escape to.
Thanks for coming to Augusta!
Great episode as always!💯😀 the giant hamster part was hilarious
Now it’s time for the pubcast 2022 summer collection shirts. 🤣
Love from Park City Utah! Cheers - it is Tuesday and the Pub is open!
You are such a good mimic. I’d love to hear an entire pubcast in your different accents.
Anna is still with us in NY🙀”I am not a con artist” (🥳) “ I was never doing anything so super crazy”! I’d love her definition of crazy let alone super crazy 😜. Your accent of her is spot on! And now I’ll continue the pubcast😁 Thanks Mama T and Paddles. I still can’t get the black long sleeve t-shirt..guess it’s not meant to be🤷🏼♀️ 👸🏼🏎
The counterpart to the Sartre quote is “Nothing good ever happens at 3 o’clock in the morning”. I guess it depends on your lifestyle, but for me, as an older Termite, that’s pretty much true!
I have my ass home by midnight
Late to the pubcast. I started at the beginning 2 weeks ago. ❤❤❤ it! I've been listening only on Amazon music. Wondering if Kathleen still reads comments. I'm wishing I would have taken notes of recommendations of what to watch. I heard her mention show notes to Paddles. Wondering if Termites have access to show notes? I'm on episode 29.
Hey Termites, rock on! Hi Mama T. Hello Paddles. Mustard is hilarious. Very adorable. Tom Brady is back and Mama T. is so happy...biting my tongue. Every chip on the shelf comes in flaming hot flavor now. In fact, all kinds of food and beverages come in "scorch your fucking tongue off" flavor in this day and age. Not my bag, but if it is your thing, you go with your bad ass self. My opinion on the rock n roll hall of fame nominees not being necessarily rock n roll bands or artists is the people who nominate them are probably listening to talk radio and have no clue.
Totally agree on all of the above!
Yes all this burn your tongue off stuff is just too much. Everything does not have to be made for the teenage palate.
I have not really thought about it before. Just you get long sleeved tees for winter and short sleeves for summer. I guess as an older termite I like the long sleeved because it covers my old flabby arms. I also live in MI and the winter is longer than the summer. But if I have a short sleeves tee I can pair it with a hoodie. Perhaps a hoodie should be next?
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Oh I couldn’t watch it last night!!! ….So now im pressing play ah here in 🇧🇷 12:30am ….even though I’m meetingy boss at work 8. 😅 but im sold and in for the next 50 min, CHEERS TERMITES!!
Thanks for the short sleeve shamrock came in on St. Patricks Day! 🤩 thanks 🙏
I'd love a tshirt that has the Do you have any ranch logo. And under that, a bowl of dip with some crackers around it and the phrase "Doing the Lord's work here"...zOr, maybe, in all caps, 4 inch letters: Update!!!
Love your podcast & you're pure funny
The Guilded Age and The Drop Out. Just putting this here so I don’t forget.
I got my pubcast shirt today! It's so soft I love it!
Ok a Japanese evil spirit rock splits and now we’re getting flying spiders this year allegedly from Japan. Coincidence?!?
So the Monticello dome room is like Canada - both attics?
You have to see Chloe Feinman on an SNL bit-Inventing Chloe…I thought it was hysterical.
The man with the reptiles in his pants was driving? How was he shifting gears? I’m sure he was walking quite odd! Spiders from the sky?? I am never leaving the house!! How far up the East Coast??? We have a tennis racket that is a zapper so I can hit them like I’m in a batting cage and fry them. Everything bad comes in shipping containers. Can’t they furigate them before they leave the dock?
That is essential viewing! So funny
Hi Kathleen, please tell Ron that I loved seeing him as the good sheriff in 12 Mighty Orphans. I really enjoyed the movie. ... PEACE to ALL.
Thanks for the Virginia shoutout! I was at the Charlottesville show (great show!) Aaron was very funny opener. What bad publicity because of "the thing?" I am/was unaware.
This termite will wear just about another color with ease but I resemble a yet-to-be-discovered animal feasting in the dark that was just surprised with a flashlight so it's a no go on the white shirt. The long sleeve is surprisingly soft so thanks and keep using that place lol
Julia Garner's Anna Delvey accent reminds me of Tim Conway's Mr Tudball accent from The Carol Burnett Show.
Definitely short sleeve shirts for me! I’ve ordered 3 so far, and they’re all great!
Carole King and Tina Turner were inducted 2021, as solo artists, joining Stevie as second and third women to be in twice.
Eric Clapton is the only person in 3 times. With The Yardbirds, Cream, and as solo.
No kidding? I did not know that about Carole King and Tina Turner...Two of my favorite female artists. Excellent! That makes my comment above incorrect about Stevie. So I should now say that she was the first instead of the only. Thanks for that info.
Ron said, "(Elons) weird as shit " that's the hookah calling the rolling paper high!
Wolverines are in the weasel family, so they are small but vicious.
Cant wait to see you April 30th in Delaware...
I have the long sleeved tshirt and wear it frequently. Would love a dark colored short sleeve...the white is cute but it's just asking for a spill. Klutzy termites for a dark grey tee! :)
Love the Pubcast, love your shows. Would love a long sleeve shirt but am never quick enough!
@Tracie Mikesell They must have put another order in. I was able to order two this morning. Hurry!
I prefer short sleeved, dark colored shirts (navy, hunter green, grey).... please!
I can't wait to get another shirt!! Longsleeve is cool, but summer is coming. Black shirts are the best! White shirts show beer spills/stains. Also, if you can put the logo on front only that might save some money. I wear a lot of button ups to hide my beer belly. Meaning I can't show off the logo as well. Love your face!!
Anna accent was so good & funny. Speaking of deportations when is Prince Harry leaving.
If you really are fascinated by the pilot being able to consume that much. You should watch the Andre the Giant documentary. I think I remember them saying he consumed 96 beers in the course of 12 hours.
We look forward every week to this podcast! Love love love your Anna accent! Do you have the address/PO Box for gifts from termites? Thanks in advance!
I just Checked for the black long sea T-shirt. They are sold out again. And this is only Wednesday. And on Tuesday she said that they are not sold out. They go so fast please order more
Mustard’s grunts got my dog’s attention.
Virginia wasn’t underrated on the East coast. I remember a commercial that ran constantly by Virginia tourism with the tag line, “Virginia is For Lovers”. :-) Virginia Beach was a popular destination.
I suggest 'Bad Vegan' (Netflix) I was hooked after 1st Episode. I'm kind of surprised never had heard of her or her story?
I live in FL so, I would LOVE a short sleeved t-shirt. But I also have several kids, so I can't wear white since they love hugging me with their dirty hands. 🤣 Maybe a green t-shirt?
Also, I LOVE my long sleeved Pubcast shirt! I wear it as long as I can while the weather is chilly.
Momma termite's quote of the pubcast: are you a 🐹 ? Spit take for me, Kathleen! Be well from Washington state ❤️
FYI: If you love Eastern N.C. BBQ sauce Carolina Treet is delicious: Ribs, Pulled Pork YUMMY!
😢😭😭😭😰🤦🏽♀️damn it… I missed the long sleeve shirt AGAIN! It sold out in one day???!!!
Grrrrr…
Love the long sleeves!
Please get more… also I am happy to pay xtra for 4x or 5x (heavy-termites wanna rock the pubcast Ts too)💖
no, I live in the hot south, no long sleeve for me
Same here☀️🍹
America's First Daughter by Stephanie Dray is a good book for look into Jefferson's life. It covers Monticello and Sally Hemmings.
I have bought all of your shirts in the cubby termite size. I would like the short sleeve to be in a different color. I spill so the white shirts get stained. I would like grey or blue. It would help out this accident prone termite. Love the podcast. It is the viewing highlight of my week.
Yes, Queen Stevie is the only woman inducted into the R&R Hall Of Fame twice, as a member of a group and as a solo artist.
If you made the long sleeves short sleeves I would buy them I just can't wear white
Love from Columbus Ohio ❤
So I finally ordered my long sleeve t. I like short and long sleeve t's, but I prefer black to white. Is there a "Thirsty Termite" sleeve in black? If it is super soft? I would by a black one?
A 600 foot yacht would be around 12-15 ranch houses long. Or 6 or 7 postwar suburban house lots....
Wow! I have changed my mind; I wouldn't walk a mile for a Camel.
Camels are well-known to be SUPER aggressive. One time there was a camel at a festival and i was walking by with a 3 yr old girl, neither of us even looking at the camel, and it reached its head over the fence and tried to bite her entire head. I had to shove the camel's head away from her and drag her out of reach. It was insane! They didn't do anything about it except put up a sign that says "Camel Bites."
Hamsters can be very viscous, fighting to the death but now maybe we know what they were fighting over🍺🤣had to keep in separate cages from the biggest bully hamster as kids
The dogs name is "Mustard" and he grunts omg!!! Loveeee him how cute! DEPORTED!!!!
"See? You should let the hamster fly."
Mama T lusts after the Hidden Valley diamond but ONLY if she can eat it!! 😂. P. S. Are people calling a camel the “ Humped Beast”?? I just can’t……..Oh - and the Drunk Hamsters……Where else can you get this kind of quality education?? PUBCAST☘️💥🍺🤣🤪
When you're missing your stand up notes, time for Marie Kondo...:)
Come on Paddles, do 10 during the pubcast🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🦡🦎🐍🕷🐹
Short sleeves in gray and pick please.
I’m 72 and a bit faster than a lot of my peers. I feel very lucky.
Kat and Paddles, I just heard on the radio it's Queen Shaka's birthday today!
Obion is pronounced like O'Brien but with no "r." I think it's near Martin, TN where there is a UT campus. I went through there for Hands Across America....
People smuggling baby animals in little bags in their clothing has been around for decades, and it's extremely cruel. The survival rate for the animals is very low. They're often just hatched.
St. Louis in the house 🥰🥰
short sleeve in Summer. long sleeve Fall, Winter & Spring. or short sleeve over thermal
Queen Termite! 👑 🐞
There is really NOT much to do in Jamestown; it's more that you can say you've been there. I think there's more archaeology uncovered now than there was when I was there.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame refused Queen Dolly's resignation!! She's still in the running!
Kathleen is right it should be the Music Hall of Fame
Richard Nixon’s childhood home was a Sear’s & Roebuck
Hello from Canada, Paddles!
Hi Kathleen, did you take down all of your posts on Spotify? I downloaded all of your stand ups a while ago and its not showing anymore :(
On The Gilded Age, the gal the plays Marian Brooks is Meryl Streep’s daughter. Just a fun fact for those who didn’t know.
Dipshits. I love that phrase!!
I prefer the long sleeve t-shirt 🥰
4:44 "What's in the box?" Isn't that from "Seven?"
Hidden Valley Ranch, Lover (LVR) 😉
$825k for an old leather hat...Holy Crap! We need a stupid tax for people with stupid money who spend it on ridiculous crap....
Yeah, we could take care of all the problems that ail us here in Merica