Madigan's Pubcast Episode 70: Revenge Monkeys, A Canadian Liver Baby, & The Final Exorcism
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2021
- Kathleen opens the show drinking Bailey’s Deliciously Light with a Mich Ultra chaser, showing off her light-up St. Louis Cardinals Christmas hat and giving her review of her recent show weekend in Aspen. She loved staying at the Limelight Hotel (and fell in love with the mini fridge in her room,) spent a ton of time in the dog park at the base of the mountain, had drinks at Hotel St. Jerome, and got the opportunity to catch up with her friend John Oates.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen tries Marzetti Light Ranch Veggie Dip, which she likes but doesn’t think a dip should start off with veggies in it. She moves on to taste Kinder Surprise Joy Sweet Cream Egg chocolates, which she has always loved but thinks the toys can be complicated. She finishes her tasting menu with Tastykake Holiday Cookies from Pennsylvania, which she loves because they are a simple salty butter cookie.
UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Bruce Springsteen selling his music catalog, El Chapo’s sons hold a crazy Christmas party and invite the entire town, and another key Capitol rioter is sentenced.
REVENGE MONKEYS: Kathleen is horrified to read an article out of India where a gang of monkeys are taking "revenge" on the local dog population by throwing them off of the top of tall buildings and trees, since they witnessed a dog attacking an infant monkey.
BABY DISCOVERED IN WOMAN’S LIVER: Kathleen squeals as she reads an article outlining a case of a woman who was suffering from abdominal pain and went to her doctor for treatment. The ultrasound showed an ectopic pregnancy between the woman’s liver and stomach, and Kathleen states that if she were in that position, she would have to name the baby James after “Jameson” (her favorite whiskey.)
VILLAGERS’ VOTING FRAUD: Kathleen is a fan of The Villages retirement community outside of Orlando, as outlined in her bit “The Villages.” She laughs as she reads an article about 3 residents of The Villages who were recently arrested and face charges of casting more than one vote during the 2020 election.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN ILLINOIS: As Termites know, Kathleen is obsessed with following Bigfoot sightings. She’s thrilled to read an article from Illinois where a man says he spotted a sasquatch-like creature outside of Springfield, IL in November 2021.
1887 TIME CAPSULE FOUND: Kathleen is excited to read an article announcing that a lead time capsule buried in 1887 was recently found in the pedestal of a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee in Richmond, VA.
$50M SKETCH BOUGHT FOR $30: Kathleen is delighted to read of the good fortune of a man who purchased a sketch for $30 at a Massachusetts estate sale a few years go. After careful study, multiple scholars say that the delicate ink sketch is an authentic Dürer drawing that could be worth upward of $50 million.
THE FINAL EXORCISM: Against her parents’ direction, Kathleen recalls watching “The Exorcist” in secret when she was a teenager and wondering what happened to the possessed child in the movie. She reads an article and learns Ronald Edwin Hunkeler grew up to be a NASA engineer who patented a special technology to make space shuttle panels resistant to extreme heat, helping the Apollo missions of the 1960s that put US astronauts on the moon in 1969. Hunkeler died in 2020, and the strange details surrounding his death are outlined in the article.
AMERICA’S NEW BOOMTOWNS REVEALED: Kathleen reads a recent article advising the new Top 10 “Boomtowns” in the US, according to population, economic and housing data reviewed from the 500 largest cities in the country to determine which are 'booming' the most amid major pandemic migrations. 6 of the top 10 are in the Pacific Northwest, and Murfreesboro, TN (a bedroom community of Nashville) captured the top spot. - Комедії
Termite Nation?!? Now there’s a T-shirt!!
You have NO idea how much I, for one, have looked forward to your storytimes and these pubcasts during this period of isolation.
A huge thank you for keeping me chuckling , sane, and not feeling so alone all these months. Happy New Year, Kathleen, Paddles, and all you other Termites out there. Cheers!
Here and ready for UPDATES and the crazzzzy stories 🙃🙃. Saw the video of the dogs with lighted halters, so cool.🎄
I have a black dog. Never thought of lightning her up! You can't see her in the dark. Even if she's in the yard, still can't find her. I feel so stupid
Regarding Illinois being flat and treeless, southern Illinois contains the Shawnee national Forest and looks very much like any part of the Ozarks. It’s really beautiful and a perfect place for Bigfoot to hide.😬
And up north we've got the beginning of Wisconsin hills and lakes yeah alot of corn in-between but the edges....
I would love to have a travel book for the best taverns. There's books for food everywhere but sometimes you just want a cocktail
And add the interesting places you visit in every town.
Yessssss!!!!! Travel book!!!!!!! For those of us who can’t travel!!!!!!!!!! Best bars!!!!!! Best gawking!!!!!! Best local ranch dressing! 😋
☑️ Resolution 2022: No more spit takes. Listen to the pubcast when I am NOT eating or drinking. I’ll be able to laugh without making a mess or nearly choking.
The revenge monkey story was horrifying. Yikes! Hope 2022 is a great year for you and you discover the ultimate Ranch. And as always, thanks for the pubcast.
So far, there's been no confirmation that any of this has happened. There's no evidence of a group of dogs mauling an infant monkey, nor of any puppy actually being thrown from a rooftop. What more often happens is that monkeys may take a puppy to raise as their own and take it up on a rooftop, but the puppy starves because it cannot get down and the villagers are too afraid of the monkeys to go up to retrieve the animal. There have been instances of puppies falling from trees when a monkey takes it up into a tree and it falls because it can't balance or hold on to a branch.
Revenge monkeys would be a good name for a band.
YAY! It's wedsesday morning! The Pub is open!
My pubcast shirt arrived in the mail today! :)
Happy New Year MT 👍🍾🍺🍻🥂✨🎆🎊🎉
FINALLY! The pubcast is here! I waited all day yesterday for this!
Happy New Year! Please keep on for 2022, you are so appreciated! Best wishes from Florida!
Always a treat to see your podcasts!
Two years since the nonsense started and here we are! Loving life and Kathleen!
Happy New Year Mama Termite, Paddles and all of my fellow termites! Fingers that 2022 won’t suck. Be well and stay safe. 🎆🥂🤗
“I have Holiday spirit. Look at my hat for Christ’s sake!” And that’s how you end a funny ass Pubcast!
Yes! Yes!! YES!!! Please, a travel book that includes all your recommendations for bars, etc. Please make a Termite happy!
Termite Nation! There's the next Pubcast T... 😄🍻🐛
😆 Y'all crack me up...lol Y'all remember to shake the liquor but not the dipping sauces. Thank you for all you do for the termite family ~ Appreciation for everything y'all do to entertain us and ALL the belly laughs! 💗
Love, Peace & Blessings for the New Year to you both, termite family & All 🥳🎉💖
Got my pubcast shirt on waiting for Mama’s words of wisdom.
You are thinking of Bandon Dunes golf which is on the coast. It’s beautiful there by the way. Bend, Oregon is inland but in my opinion the best place in Oregon! Tons of breweries, distilleries, dogs everywhere, great food and so friendly. Okay golfing there, but better to go for the beer! Try it there sometime! We’d love you there!
Biggest hugs from Napa, CA. We love you. Come back soon.
You are 10 years younger than this time last year 👌🤗
Thank you, thank you, so much!
FIRE!
I just love you. Have a great year everyone! I hope it is the best year of your lives!!
Holidays are over January 6. The feast of the 3 kings. Father Anthony wants you to remember that!
Seattle should NOT be on that list; now basically ruined by homelessness, drug addiction issues and ridiculously high taxes! I live 30 minutes north of that hole so I know what I am talking about. Sending love and wellness to momma termite and all my fellow holiday termites!
Merry! Merry! Happy! Happy, Termites!
Yeah... not convinced that any Bigfoot would spend much time in southern IL but maybe he was on the way to visit relatives for the holidays lol. 👣 🎄⛄ Kinda surprised your holiday cut-off isn't Jan. 6... Epiphany, Mama Termite. I was raised Episcopalian (Catholic Lite) and that was always the end-date for my family. But Jan 2 works as well. Happy almost New Year, Termite Nation! 🎉 🥂 🍾
That's always been my go for date but sometimes holidays have lasted thru the next 3 holidays🎉
@@debrahelmlinger6256 LOL yes, I've done that also...
😂 I am a total Scrooge but that hat is KILLING me. 🥰
I agree...Seattle..like Vancouver 🇨🇦...so expensive! Yes, loved Moore where we stayed when saw you back a few years ago! Had a nice suite but was looking for ghosts...so old but cool and near Pikes market!
I come for the vibes
St. Louis in the house 😎😎🎄🎄
Ok...the hat. It looks like she's wearing traffic signals.
Lol.
But love her
Brightest needle in the haystack?
Happy New Year mama termite! Congrats on 40k on UA-cam!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I was 10 when The Amityville Horror was released in 1979. My brother took me to see it in the theater. I don’t know if it messed me up but it may explain a few things.
Happy New Year , Termites, Paddles -
Real Kinder Eggs are so yummy! I wonder why the FDA is protecting everyone so well now, they have always let us have access to Cracker Jacks w/toy! Happy New Year to you all! 🌺😎❤️
You are so funny!!!! I wish I could come to a show. Thanks for keeping me laughing in such a yucky time.
a guide to" Bars and Golf Courses" yes!!!
My granddaughter loves those you can get them at Schnucks or Sams🥰🥰
Happy New Year Mama Termite & Paddles! Major yes on the travel book! Also, next time you’re in Tastykake territory (Jersey termite here), forget the cookies and go for their Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes (they have other flavors too)! It’s a taste of pure happiness. Thanks again for doing the Lord’s work, looking forward to next week’s show as I’ll have my Pubcast t-shirt by then.
I don't know about other animals ,but crows tell each other even down through generations of specific people ( they recognize people who they believe are treating them badly ).I think it was University of Seattle that did a study on it , and the students that chased the crows would then give dive bombed by the crows . LoL
This probably isn't completely accurate but close enough to look up the story .
Please make a travel guide I would 10,000% buy one 👍🏻
Paddles, will there ever be a CD of her "Angels and Hot Dogs" ???? Can you find out? love your laugh!!!
Yes, a travel book!
Happy new year Momma T, Paddles and fellow Ts! I'm sad, I tried ordering pubcast tee but I think they are sold out again. 😖
OMG Ontario is "closing" again for the next 21 days, your show may be canceled in the Falls AGAIN!!!! I'm flipping out so bummed!!!!!!! Why can't you just come to Buffalo, NY and have a show here?? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
Wonder how monkeys came up with hurling them off buildings was the best way to kill dogs. Seems like a lot of work.
Tastykake! Hello from PA. I used to work with people who made their products.
Ps Crows. Crows hold resentments and take revenge. Maybe that’s why they call a pack a “ murder”…?
So happy with the pubcast. What is this PO Box that everyone uses to send you stuff? It would be great if it was on your website.
P.O. box 663, Hermitage, TN, 37076
Love “Termite Nation”
If Lew is afraid of squirrels, what would he do around monkeys?!
Homemade ranch pretzels. So good with beer .
Hi Kathleen! I've always liked your travel stories - what theaters you play, your hotel and bars, what tourist stuff you do, who you're hanging with. It's interesting to hear your recaps of shows and theater life too. But I like hearing it so make it an audio book!! Just wanted to pop in because I saw a job advertisement for: Waffle Enthusiast.
Would of loved to see you at the Wheeler House in Aspen.... no jab no jokes 😏.
Limelight requires jab also.
I'd like to pre-order your "Travelling Termite's - Best Places To Go" book please. Million dollar idea Mama T!!
If you sell your catalog now, it would go into an LLC. Which means you pay less taxes. But these people have a team of financial experts and lawyers doing it for them. I bet Bruce Springsteen can’t count to 50. And I am a fan.
My mother loves those kinder eggs
You had a Biden moment “You know...the thing” No disrespect intended, but I’ve heard him say that many times and laughed so laughed when you said it too.
My husband just told me ‘it’s kinda cool hearing her voice when we just saw her in Sacramento…’🤣🤣🤣 Yes, he’s new to podcasts lol.
I’m wondering if that was Bubbles at your merch table in Sac? (Great show BTW!) We told her that we would be happy to pay xtra for hearty termite sizes if your excellent and comfy t-shirts… any luck with bigger sizes?
Thanks for the monkey nightmares! Holy cow!! 😅
Kurt Adler does the super-nice (and ofttimes highly priced) nutcrackers.
That Hat Is Awesome! ....Wear it till...well alot
Love the burgh.
Mt. Pleasant, S.C. USED to be awesome.....then got run over with crap tons of new homes and gentrification and skyrocketing taxes and really bad traffic... it was a great secret little gem...till it wasn't...
Love from Columbus Ohio ❤
OMG stopped in the middle of your pubcaste to watch the movie monkey shine....not good for people with PTSD with pet therapy. OMG happy new year to you too. Love the hat.🤭
I am a holiday termite to the public until epiphany over this year it will happen January 6🎄🎄🎄 I have so enjoyed your clips on your travels love the sunsets. Hope you had a merry Christmas and your wishes came true. Be safe out there😷😷😷 you’re loyal termite🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🐩🐩🐩👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sounds like the dude from IL who saw the bigfoot really did see an afghan hound. Lol. Sure sounds like my Afghan Hound lol
I think I read that the priest who assisted the main priest ,who did the exorcist , has passed away! Interesting stories there!
Hey Mama Termite, do you or Paddles have a PO Box to send Ron - Grand Termite gifts?!
Tempe Arizona is a college town and very expensive! I would say more California people are moving to Arizona.
Richmond? Nope…too red for this termite. How about Charlotte or Raleigh instead?
BOOM!
Kells is in Post Alley
Paddles is a Bills fan too?
Welcome to the mafia!
I’m going strong since the 60’s!!!!Go Bills!
Yeah, hanging out right now with my friend that loaned me her her ouija board years ago, scared the shit out of my nieces and nephew so much they threw it in a dumpster. I remember when the boards were sold in the toy section🤷♀️
As far as the last rite of exorcist man, I am pretty sure how the priest ended up at the door. From what I gather the revenge monkeys contacted Bigfoot who in turn did some Hail Mary's which woke up Priest and was shown the way to the ritual
LMAO, Exactly that!
Lmao
And when down south of the south near the Everglades, don't miss learning about Big Foot's southern cousin the Skunk Ape at the Skunk Ape Research Center/trailer park/campground/zoo
Yabbadabba DO move or tour in RVA! 👋 Kathleen I moved to Richmond during Covid so far it's cool. If u ❤ 🍺 local brewers have sampling hours! All alcohol delivered every day til 10. The statue was awesomely graffitied - gone now. I ❤ ur pod as good or better than ur show. Ur an 🇺🇸 treasure! FYI Ellen's in Nyack NY always walking her retriever.
Dont be teaching those monkeys how to use a damn slingshot Kathleen!
Hey KATHLEEN 👋🥂
Darn it...looks like your pubcast shirts are sold out again...I must be a slow termite. Put-put-ding
Ooh wee- Had to ff thru the monkey murderers bit. Wow nature can be so ugly.
Mama you did not show us holiday 🐜🐜🐜your 🎄
Richmond VA, : Monument Avenue. I used to live on West Ave, next to Monument Ave. Super fun city...so i used to walk my big dog on that first block of Monument and...yes, i let her take a giant dump on this tiny perfectly manicured square of grass in front of one of the big mansions...then we would run away and i would laugh and laugh at her own 'monument'... sorry, not sorry...i was in my 20's
Her winter hat is very distracting where does she sell them?
Whoa!!!!! RHCPeppers!!! WWDollyDo!?! Nooo!!
Happy to see Kathleen in the same room with Stevie Nicks, now who the hell is on the far right? Must be fake
That's Tanya Tucker, country singer 😄
*Blow dart?*
I will never fly United again. Always a fiasco.
Termites Care! Call me anytime to discuss weird internet stories!
Kimberly G, Don Jr's girlfriend, used to be the wife of CA governor Gavin Newsome. Now we can understand why he cheated on her. What a piece of work she is.