Madigan's Pubcast Ep52: California Bacon, Where To Spend The Apocalypse & Return of Tasmanian Devils
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Kathleen opens the show drinking a Salt and Sea Ale from Flying Fish Brewing Co in Somerdale, NJ which she picked up flying home from her show at The Mirage in Las Vegas.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Terrapin Ridge Farms Hatch Chile Ranch from Termite Kathleen, who introduced herself as Kathleen’s “new Mexican fan in Vegas.” Kathleen then shows the Termites her new summer find: Bud Light Seltzer Frozen Icicles, which she pledges to freeze and report back how delicious they are. Grand Termite Ron White spent last week at her house and left Ranch Water hard seltzer from Texas, which Kathleen compares to seltzer that you’re forced to drink before a colonoscopy.
UPDATE ON KATHLEEN’S QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen provides an update on the Queens, reading an article disclosing that Queen Dolly Parton used royalties from Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You” to support a Black community in Nashville. Kathleen praises Dolly’s generosity, telling listeners that she also likes to drop “Angel Bombs” whenever she has an opportunity. Kathleen then moves on with an update on Queen Stevie, reading a recent article where her former bandmate Lindsey Buckingham mentions that if he wanted to return to Fleetwood Mac “pretty much everyone” would love to have him. Kathleen laughs that even in their seventies, iconic bands like Fleetwood Mac are having “senior band fights.”
BRITNEY SPEARS INSTAGRAM: Kathleen continues her reports on the #FreeBritney movement, reviewing the antics posted on Britney’s Instagram page and recommending that Britney watch Beau Burnham’s “White Woman Instagram” for more appropriate posting guidelines if she ever wants to be released from her ongoing conservatorship.
BANDED COBRA LOOSE IN DALLAS: Kathleen is amused reading yet another article about a missing exotic snake. A venomous 6-foot long West African Banded Cobra is on the loose in Grand Prairie, TX.
DOMESTIC PASTA ASSAULT: Kathleen laughs out loud reading an article out of Clearwater, FL where a couple has been arrested on misdemeanor assault charges after a verbal argument turned violent. Local police allege that each shoved a plate of spaghetti in the other’s face and were still covered in pasta when police arrived.
SHAKIRA TAX FRAUD: Kathleen announces that Colombian pop star Shakira could stand trial for alleged tax evasion of $17 million in Spain for 2012, 2013, and 2014, a judge at a court near Barcelona has ruled. Shakira lived more than 200 days in Spain in each of those three years, making her liable to pay taxes in the country, however her legal team argues that her main residence was in the Bahamas.
WHERE TO SPEND THE END OF THE WORLD: In breaking news and with the COVID-19 pandemic resurging, Kathleen reads an article advising where the best place is to survive a global societal collapse. Scientists and researchers have determined that New Zealand, Iceland, the UK, Tasmania, and Ireland are the places best suited to survive a global collapse of society. Kathleen states that she would choose Ireland, since she loves the people and firmly believes that she could survive on Guinness and potatoes.
DISAPPEARING BACON: Kathleen is horrified reading an article advising that bacon my disappear in California as new pig rules take effect. In 2022, California will begin enforcing an animal welfare proposition approved overwhelmingly by voters in 2018 that requires more space for breeding pigs, egg-laying chickens and veal calves. Unless the courts intervene or the state temporarily allows non-compliant meat to be sold in the state, California will lose almost all of its pork supply, much of which comes from Iowa, and pork producers will face higher costs to regain a key market. Stay tuned, Termites…
ACID-SHOOTING SCORPIONS: Kathleen can’t believe that another rare creature has been found in Texas, as she reads an advisory that Whip Scorpions have been found in Big Bend National Park. Not only can these vinegaroons pinch, but they have long whip-like tails that can shoot a spray of 85% acetic acid (the main component of vinegar.)
TASMANIAN DEVILS RETURN: Kathleen is delighted to share an announcement that seven Tasmanian devils have been born at the Barrington Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia, more than 3,000 years after they died out in the country.
A NOODLER’S FISH OF A LIFETIME: Kathleen loves to talk about the hillbilly “sport” of Noodling, as outlined in her bit “Noodling” from her Bothering Jesus album. She’s thrilled to read a recent article out of East Texas where Noodler Levi Bennett wrestled a 106-pound flathead catfish out of a culvert. The fish is one of the largest ever recorded to be caught by hand fishing.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Spanish Princess” on Starz.
Happy Anniversary Mama Termite. Thanks for a year of silly...and wishing all of us many more to come. Thank Paddles as well..I love her laughing in the background.
thankssss!
It's been a whole year! This just proves that termites are hard to get rid of! lol Thanks for all the laughs when we needed it most. Love ya!💝
Yes, according to Truly Nolan, termites are hard to handle on your own😅
its been fun!
BOOM 🎉 1 year that you and Paddles have been going beyond the call of duty for all us 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜keeping us sane and laughing all year long !!!!Yea!!🍻🍷🍹🥂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍴
Mama Termite, you have such a warm, wonderful way about you that it really has saved us during this last year. So full of gratitude for you, Paddles and the Pubcast! Happy One Year Anniversary to you and to all of us Termites! 💗
thanksssss!
Here here (raises glass)
Happy 1 year anniversary to us Termites! I am in Ireland sharing the Pubcast with Irish friends! Had a Guinness for you today in Claddaghduff (near Galway). See you in September at Foxwood's
Sounds like you are having a great time🎉🍻
Jealous! When its safe to travel internationally, this is one of my first stops! Gotta go drinking in the motherland.
THANKS so much for a whole year of laughter and your time.I hope you know how very much it has meant to us all.I live alone and I can tell you I count the days til it’s Tuesday just to hear what new things you will talk about.I lost my husband of 43 years five years ago and I don’t feel as lonely with you in my life.I know it might sound odd but I feel like your a friend even though we have never even met each other.Just wanted to tell you how grateful this termite is for you.Your the best!
Fellow termites are with you, Mary
@@debrahelmlinger6256 Thanks!
Yes, we are all with you! And Kathleen helps us all feel a lot less alone! God Bless You 🙏🏼
"Kevin can have a Cobra" has to be the name of a sitcom or your next Netflix special or something...it's such a random, vague & therefore hilarious statement when outta context😂
lol...i didn't think about it but yes it's funny....
Yes! That's is definitely the perfect name for a Netflix special!
In our home we hear The Pubcast is up and the cheering begins. You and Paddles kept us centered and laughing for a year of COVID. We even began listening again to Older Pubcasts,laughing as hard the second time. Instead of the dreaded News, your voice is the last thing we hear before bedtime. Bowing in gratitude to Mama Termite, Paddles, and the culinary delights you recommend. Please do 50 more
Happy one year fellow termites. Thank you momma termite and paddles, we love you bunches.
I only recently found this pubCast but it is by far my favorite part of the every week! Seriously, I wish Mama termite would do the nightly news! I would tune in every night! Side note I would wear a mask or even a hazmat suit if it meant getting to see your show. Pretty sure your fans will do whatever is necessary to see you 😘
I can’t thank you enough mama termite! I can’t imagine how hard it is to keep delivering these pubcasts while touring but these really keep me going. I have always been a big fan of your standup but these are another level! I was used to working in an office with colleagues and socializing during the day now i log in alone from my apartment. You need a friendly voice to make it bearable and thank you for delivering! I wish you had an NYC show on the tour I would buy the best seats in the house! Keep doing the lord’s work 💕👍⭐️
Happy Tuesday, Termite Siblings! I hope the day goes well for all of you. Me? I want some of those Bud Lite Popsicles!
they really are great and i'm not a seltzer fan all in all
Happy Anniversary, Mama T, Paddles, and my Termite Pals! (Insert confetti splash and latex balloons rising backscreens!) Yay! One year. I can't think of a better group to have spent this last year of pandemic madness with! Congratulations to us, we're still here and learning good and important stuff from Mama Termite and doing the Lord's work. Someone's gotta do it, right?! Who better than us??
been a fun ride so far....
"You don't know Paddles, you're just makin' shit up now." LMAO absolutely dead over here lmao
paddles will do that from time to time
@@kathleenmadigan Ah! Mother Termite responded! Sláinte!!
Thanks for a year of hard work .. We Appreciate you!!!!!!! Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳
You have a Mexican fan right here Kathleen!!!!!
Me and my mom and my sister love your story about taking your mom to Paris!
That's how I found Kathleen in July 2020, been hooked ever since🤗
yay...tell ur friends....i need you guys!
OMG🤗 Thank You for commenting Mama Termite! You have no idea how much this made my day! 💚💚💚
Kathleen OMG! I missed you in Vegas. I heard you were great. I'm so sorry I miss it. I hope you are coming back soon when it's cooler. Keep doing what you do. Making my life worth living lol. You are the best....
I listen to your podcasts while I quilt! I’m obviously not the only quilting termite. Would love to see a picture of the quilt you were gifted (not from me). Thanks for the hours and hours of great listening content! Congratulations on one year!
thannkksss!
Thank you, thank you, thank you for fun and laughter and knowledge, for continuing. A grateful Termite.
Ive only listened to the podcast on and off. But, thank you, thank you, thank you. Its been like having another long-distance quarantime friend and I really needed one.
Congratulations on ONE YEAR🎉🍻💚. You got my book I sent you I'm so grateful for the person who gave me the address to send gifts to MAMA 🐜, enjoy reading on the road. ✈💚
thank you! I can't wait to read it!!!!
Kathleen, I’ve been with you since the first chapter of Tanya...and the first Pubcast. Thank you so much for doing the Lord’s work by making us not feel so alone during such an isolating time. And, the Pubcast is my primary source of news since I think you are more of a straight shooter than the news networks out there right now! God Bless You 🙏🏼💕
Bacon...the new weed of California. "Hey man, you got an dime bag of bacon?" The DEA in CA will now have to call themselves the BEA
LOL😅
hahaha....stock up now n be the dealer!
Ladies. Me thinks you all bees a bit crazy. Like it
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Kathleen and Paddles for all the love and good cheer this last year!!! I always look forward to Tuesdays ☺️ 🥂🎉
Happy Pub-aversary!!! So happy that this has made it a year and hope it goes on for a lot longer. You are the highlight of my week. Love ya Momma Termite 💜
it's been a fun ride....
I forgot to thank Paddles too! Holy shit how did I forget?! I love her show notes and she does so well with it. And he background commentary😂🤣 So thanks Paddles!
Thank you for keeping us sane for this past crazy year!!
Woohoo! I love Tuesdays now, thanks to you and Paddles!
Happy 1 year 😃🎉
I"ve had a full year in less than 2 months!
Thanks for being my driving companion!
I've moved from listening to the comedy channels on sirius to just these podcasts!
A year later and still doing the Lords work.
Exactly one month until your Foxwoods show! I.am.ready.
I will see you there! Can’t wait
me. too. :)))
Me too!
Love your work! Listen every night to relax me before I go to sleep -- on work nights! Keep me sane and NOT thinking of the lunacy!
I could easily become a single issue voter and and back your platform, ‘no poisonous snakes in the house!’ You’ve got one vote! Happy Anniversary 🥂♥️🎉
where did the year go, you have def made lemonade, thank you for the laughs and thank paddles for getting us there with 'news i care about'
Hey Mama Termite! I'm a New Mexican fan from Albuquerque.
We love you in Iowa Kathleen, hope to see you here soon.
Also, even if you can't see the pigs (because they are usually in large hog confinements), you can smell them.
all i see on my drives is corn. like 5000000x's more than delaware but its cute they are so proud of their corn...
I just love listening to PubCasts!! Thank you so much for a year of entertainment. I can’t wait to see you on the road; hopefully, you can make it to Denver or somewhere within driving range, besides 115° Las Vegas! The last story about noodling was so funny I ended up with soup out my nose. I just love hearing Paddles in the background and her commentary. Here’s to another fabulous year. Stay safe. We all love our Mama Termite 🥰
Saludos from Mexico. I'm a big fan. I just found this podcast and I listen every night before bed.
Happy Anniversary! And a great big thanks for doing this and adding much needed humor and sensibility to our lives. I'm not complaining here, but also wanted to mention the video ads are popping up about every 3 minutes. I only say this because I remember in one of the earlier pubcasts it was said that many ads were unknown and not deliberate. I'm totally fine with ads and money certainly needs to be made from this, I just don't think anyone in charge is aware of the extent of them. It's not in line with what is normally produced.
Also, so glad to hear things went okay with a masked show. I have tickets for November in Sarasota and I'm so bummed thinking things could be even worse by then and the show may get cancelled.
I hear ya, I have tickets for Ponte Vedra, Fl in Nov.🤞
@@debrahelmlinger6256 Well, good luck to us both! LOL Now that Kathleen has adjusted to performing to a masked audience, how do you think she'd handle ones in hazmat suits?
I missed her last time she came around due to my work schedule, but figured she toured enough in FL that it wouldn't be long before I had another chance. It's been years now since then.
The “Do You Have Any Ranch?” ornament I sent your way will be very happy to share a space on your Christmas tree with the other termite’s Ranch ornament! Happy Anniversary too!🎉🍻
Yea! One year of relief thanks to MT & Paddles!❤❤❤😋
🍾🍾🍾🍾 here’s to another year
Hey, Isn't "Newsmax" that channel that still says that Dumpy is President?...
Yeah, be careful but we do need to know what the other side is up to😳
@@debrahelmlinger6256 I wonder if THEY would pay US to watch their stupid channel if we told them we were watching 'ironically' !...or we could just create a drinking game around the B.S. they spout
@@stephh3663 All news channels spout bull 💩 Just depends on what kind you want to believe. “The other side”? 🙄
Elizabeth Holmes info = Paddles losing her shit! 😂😂😂
This past year has been tolerable because of these weekly Pubcasts! Thanks to you and Paddles for all the laughs😂. Keep on keepin’ on. We’ll keep watching.
Also-me and my sister termite will see you in Minneapolis in October!!!!
Happy Anniversary fellow Termites and a special Happy Anniversary to our Mama Termite! Holy crow! What a journey we have experienced together and it’s all thanks to our Mama Termite! Awesome episode… be careful out there… crazy crap all around. Love all you crazy, lovable termites. I cannot express enough my love and gratitude to Mama Termite and Paddles. Thanks 🙏. Humbled 😌 for sure.
"He caught me" LMAO....also helpful pronunciation tip from my people. It's EYE-sikle...stress that long I!
Thank you Kathleen and Paddles for making this past year a little less shitty!
Happy 1 year fellow termites, Mama Termite and Paddles! Can't wait to see you in Chicago!
Also... Have we ever gotten the story behind Paddles's name?
I know, inquiring minds want to know! And I know paddles doesn't want to be on camera but I really wish we could see her
@@tonyagunter3672 I respect her desire for privacy, but I'll explain why my son is nicknamed "Sir-farts-alot" if she explains her nickname.
Thanks for keeping me sane for a year! I hope your A/C gets fixed quickly!
Can't wait to see you in December!!! I love you Mama Termite!!!
Well it’s really a year and a week…you skipped one week….I suffered that week…love you and thank you
Was in the audience in Reno and wore a mask. Laughed my ass off the whole time. Just as funny as ever.
The Mirage show was excellent, and gave me the opportunity to introduce my friend to the Way of the Termite. Thanks for a great show as well as for the Pubcast.
How about a whole ranch Christmas tree? A little one, on the table maybe 🤔
The pigs are inside shelters similar to hot houses. A record 646 lb. catfish was caught in Thailand
Johnny’s Seasoning Salt is amazing and still in business - available in the Pacific NW @ Costco!
Hey Kathleen. I was at the show on Friday at the Mirage. Front row center (woohoo!) and it was very fun. Wearing a mask was no big deal. The only thing that was different was because of covid I did not say hi to you. Thursday night we were at the same bar/restaurant and I didn't want to bother you. So 'hi' now.
Mad respect for you not bothering her during dinner! I'm pretty sure I would low key lose my mind and probably get arrested if I saw mama termite in person. 😂 Which could happen since I live in the Kansas City area. Literally would probably have to say hold my beer s*** about to get weird 🤣🤣🤣
Kat, buy a cottage or house in Ireland. I would be proud to take care of it for you!!! Think about it.
I want Mama Termite to buy a pub with rooms available so we can vacay there and hang out, how great would that be🤗
New Zealand! Yes, i'd go there
Happy Pubiversary!! I'm ok with wearing a mask, but hoping we don't end up back on lock down before December. See you at the Uptown.
You could do an entire podcast of talking in different accents and make that your next show. Hilarious.
ha! i think some people would get it but some might not.....
I think that’s the theme of your Pubcast
Madigan and fellow termites, I haven't listened to the Pubcast today yet, But I gotta share a true story with you. I went to a famous chain pizza place in the South that has over 150 locations (franchise business) and I ordered the Bacon Blue Wedge -- which is a wedge of lettuce with blue cheese dressing and crumbles and sides of bacon... and the 20 something waitress asked me: Do you want Ranch? I couldn't effing believe it. Because she literally asked me if I wanted ranch dressing with my blue cheese dressing. 😂
I cracked up so hard about the mutt cobras. That's probably more real than anyone wants to acknowledge. There's probably folks working on the designer cobras, with fancy patterns and super bright colors. The mutt cobras, though, just a mess! Congratulations on your podcast anniversary! And keep cool in that heatwave.
Congrats on ONE YEAR and the endless laughs! West Virginia people are hard core West Virginia proud! "Country Roads, take me home, to the place I belong, WEST VIRGINIA"!! That is definitely our anthem in the state and the world has joined the chorus.
My mama's from Beckley and I know I have relatives all around them parts
Happy Anniversary Mama Termite! 🍺 What’s your plan for rodent control when you ban all poisonous snakes? Madigan 2024
You've made my year better. Big Fan
i met mick fleetwood in maui on vacation. such a kind man . took selfies at his book signing which i found out at an impromptu moment and they just let me in the line. i had some souvenirs from when i worked on the Atlas program in cape canaveral . he laughed when i gave him a photo of a launch and some coins and said, "wow , no-one ever brings me anything. chatted with us for awhile. good guy
Yikes😁a whole year🎙
Thanks Kathleen💚
Happy 1 year mama termite 💜
I worked for Hobby Lobby quite a few years back. We were instructed to carry a tube of 'super glue' and repair any product that may have been damaged.(more than you imagine) When Steve Green was visiting our store we were told NOT to approach or talk to him. Bible place is in Oklahoma. He and his store are shit.
Don't talk bad about Waka Waka! I loved that song. It was the one about Africa, and it was FUN. My memory being what it is, I can't give you any more details than that. It's a fun song.
My dad had the San Francisco Giants game on a couple days ago, and they were playing the Brewers. And, I hear the announcer say . . . Kolten Wong! Nooooooooo! Of course, I thought of you 😂😂
Loved the commercial break right after you sipped the ranch water....sat in suspense waiting for the ad to end to see you pucker your face and say "ah.... no".....LOL
Hey Kathleen! I am taking my best friend to see you in Orlando on November 5th (It's both of our birthday week)! We both adore you, this pod, and ranch. We would love to meet you after the show! (It would be a surprise for my friend). Love KC
Good for you🎉 my friend bought us tickets for my BD in Pontre Vedra Nov.
Hey UPDATE, my sis in law had to go to Orlando on business last week and she brought back a happy little Delta variant for us all to enjoy. I'm quarantined till i can get tested Friday. BTW, We've all been vaccinated....Thanks Florida! Does anyone know Desantis' address? I would like to send him a steaming pile of poop!
cuz of covid we can't bring people backstage....maybe next time around....sucks but i get it...
@@kathleenmadigan I get it too! Hopefully someday xx (but I'll be at the city walk starbucks befo the sho ;))
@@stephh3663 I hate Florida! I apologize on our behalf, also I'll get you that address. Stay safe and healthy. :)
A bother to mask up? Nah, just did it getting to an d going everywhere in NYC and you get used to it. See you Saturday night at the beautiful Borgata and don’t forget to look at the Chihuly glass. Most importantly, I join all the other termites in thanking you for making the sun come up every Tuesday for a year.❤️
I tried to attach a link to a website showing prices for reptiles. But 8t was evidently against community guidelines. Let's just say there are 18 pages of snakes times 16 animals per page for sale. The highest price, for a snake, I saw on this "underground reptiles" website was $999. The highest priced cobra, a Rinkhals Spitting Cobra, was $499.
A whole year! Thank you Kathleen! When are you coming to SF? I'll hook you up with some bacon..I know a guy. :)
Another great pubcast thanks, fyi here is NZ we have 5 million people, no Covid and closed borders. Your Google guy has just been granted residency! And more and more billionaires from the USA are indeed buying up prime land and build McMansions with bunkers!🤪I don’t know why they don’t think we will explode when the rest of the world does but hey ho!🤪 so pleased for you that you’re doing what you obviously love and are touring again! Enjoy and many thanks for keeping us entertained during the past very strange twelve months
Kathleen Madigan I would vote for President Termite lol.
Hey, I just checked out that cobra. UPDATE! It's still loose and now has its own twitter account!
I must be a “Bermite” since I’m a Baby Boomer.
Hey, I'm a Zermite!
ha yes u are....
Kathleen tasting Ranch Water reminds me of my first experience with Jaeger.
best margarita ever..... one can frozen limeade 12oz., one 12oz corona beer, one 12 oz can sprite or 7up, 12 oz of your favorite tequila
i used petron silver. spin in blender... yum. best ever
🍹🤗
@@debrahelmlinger6256 i didn't think it would be that great but it beat any margaritas i ever had
Viewer #1 Sooo excited. Love ya Kathleen!!!
Your Anniversary offering is en route 😎
Mama Termite! Finally some ads. Good for you! I have to say that the ads I saw were extremely regional...donut shop, tractor sales...that I originally thought they were part of the Pubcast. My apologies to your advertisers.
The Vegas show sounded great. You were hysterical and it was nonstop laughs. Flew in from Salt Lake and was totally worth it.
I heard that Britney doesn’t mind the conservatorship but wants her dad off it.
he's gotta go...
Better treatment of animals means better quality of meat, less disease, less medicines in the meat.
Agreed. I would pay more for bacon knowing the pig wasn't tortured or treated badly.
You are the best, Mama Termite!! Thank you for a fantastic year of fun podcasts!
You make me laugh harder than any comedian out there. (You and I will have to agree to disagree on Cali’s new hog ag regulations.) But I sincerely THANK YOU for helping us termites make it through a rough year! 😂
Ahhhh!!! I am in NM, and I LOVE YOUR COMEDY!!!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!
BOOM!
Happy 1st year, from sunny Saigon...(although it rained all day today)
oh wowza...never been....hope it's fun! hows the food.....what is their best meal...
St. Louis in the house 😎😎😎
Happy Paper Anniversary!
Amtrak (the train) too. If you miss your ride you have to buy another ticket.
I’ll gladly wear a mask in Boston
Baby Shoe Madigan this podcast as always is amazing!!! Love it! As for the pork shortage issue...why not get cozy with a local rancher? First thing I did the second they used the words "pandemic related meat plant closures" on the news. LOL!!!
I miss story time...request: use termite quilt & read "twas the night before Christmas "
Termites! WAWW?? "The UFO Phenomenon" documentary (premiered Aug 8). would make good pub banter cuz everyone has an opinion. Yay or Nay?
(What Are We Watching)
No one should own a venemous snake at all unless you're using it to make anti venom. Snakes are highly illegal in Hawaii. They got it right.