Steve Martin's Opening Monologue: 2003 Oscars

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  • @Oscars
    @Oscars  Рік тому +16

    Steve Martin's Oscars PSA ►► ua-cam.com/users/shortsXsO_TkNWfa8

    • @roseannc5
      @roseannc5 Місяць тому +1

      Steve Martin is amazing

  • @idiotic1021
    @idiotic1021 4 роки тому +830

    This guy always looks the same no matter what the decade is.

  • @BitcoinWillFixEverything
    @BitcoinWillFixEverything 5 років тому +290

    Steve Martin is a great writer, comedian, brilliant actor, very talented musician. I believe he's underrated in many ways.

    • @mrjones29
      @mrjones29 5 років тому +10

      He is not underrated in any way. I think you are comparing him to someone who catches your attention more.

    • @sarac.3568
      @sarac.3568 2 роки тому +7

      @@mrjones29 What a great response. I've never heard this before and from now on I'll use it whenever someone says something like this about someone extremely famous and fairly-rated.

    • @mrjones29
      @mrjones29 2 роки тому

      @@sarac.3568 Well thank you very much. I don't even remember writing that 2 years ago. Looking back at it seems a complex way to say something what you've just described.

    • @KeePenne
      @KeePenne 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mrjones29 I liked your response, too, but I'm a little late to this party. 😁

    • @Neopoleon-X
      @Neopoleon-X 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mrjones29 Exactly. When I saw that comment, my head whipped back. Martin gets a standing ovation here for just *walking on stage*! He's amazing. He spent over 15 years perfecting his comedy routine. His *only* routine. And when he nailed it, he stopped. I respect that so much. And he really did nail it. "Steve Martin Live" is one of the funniest, smartest, most unique performance I've ever seen. I wouldn't even call it comedy. It's Steve Martin. There is no other. [Holding gas pump he got at a garage sale] "I got this... for fiiiive bucks." [stands there, waits for the audience to see the absurdity of the total lack of use in this object he thinks he got a good deal on - it. is. brilliant.].
      Yeah. I guess I'm a fan.

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 4 роки тому +873

    "Mickey, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a better seat, but Vin Diesel is here." - such a savage (and true) indictment of how Hollywood works. A man who's box-office draw carried a whole studio for years, and one of the biggest stars of the 20th century is considered insignificant when he stops paying off.

    • @gerrynightingale9045
      @gerrynightingale9045 4 роки тому +13

      *He was and remained a 'Titan' in Hollywood...but not for long!*
      *Shirley Temple was '#1' ...yet by 17 she was virtually finished in movies*
      *Vin Diesel movies MAKE MONEY and that's all that matters, and has been making money far longer than Rooney did*
      ( *Joe Yule Jnr./Micky McGurk/Mickey Rooney was a finer actor than Diesel could ever dream-of and even Vin knows it, yet Mickey's 'era' came and went very quickly
      because no one knew what to do with him* )

    • @mrjones29
      @mrjones29 4 роки тому +44

      @@gerrynightingale9045 Rooney worked for 88 years start to finished from aged 6 until to the year he died aged 93. I don't know what era you are referring to that his career came and went that quick, he never stopped working when all his peers of his day retired. It doesn't matter what huge bank Diesel has earned at the box office - Van Damme and Seagal earned big bank in their day too, where are they now? 20 years from now Vin will be sitting in the back rows.

    • @amehta23
      @amehta23 4 роки тому +14

      WalterLiddy Same happens in India.. when u watch award show u see legends in 10th row and today’s popular actors that people want to see in first row

    • @chrisshiel6438
      @chrisshiel6438 3 роки тому +1

      Serves him right for Breakfast at Tiffany's 🤣

    • @mdteletom1288
      @mdteletom1288 3 роки тому +5

      I doubt that was really Mickey Rooney.

  • @thecinemichael
    @thecinemichael 10 років тому +372

    Steve Martin is truly one of my all time favourite comedic actors!! :')

    • @jamesgarner2103
      @jamesgarner2103 5 місяців тому

      maybe he should have said something funny at this show. lol

  • @Mr25thfret
    @Mr25thfret 2 роки тому +57

    Steve Martin is a comic genius. I needed a laugh and came here in 2022 because I knew he'd deliver. He did! LOL

  • @zabu7912
    @zabu7912 8 років тому +1743

    True comedy is all in the delivery. Steve Martin is the master.

    • @MrJensRoger
      @MrJensRoger 7 років тому +6

      Kevin hart is the master

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 7 років тому +4

      kt Amen

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 6 років тому +8

      So true! Love Martin's dry delivery

    • @degsbabe
      @degsbabe 6 років тому +6

      Yes his standup experience came through. One of the best ever monologues.

    • @johnraker8238
      @johnraker8238 6 років тому +5

      He has that one thing that all great comedians have. I'm talking about... of course... Thai-Ming. TIMING! Timing...i mean timing.

  • @danielgreff2873
    @danielgreff2873 5 років тому +95

    Effortless master performance from one of the most likable down to earth celebrities out there

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      Love seeing guys like Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Michael Douglas and Richard Gere cracking up at his monologue.

  • @Victoria-ni3tf
    @Victoria-ni3tf 2 роки тому +540

    There’s always a closeup of Jack Nicholson, and he’s always in good humor and laughing.

    • @okahhj55
      @okahhj55 2 роки тому +14

      Same with Harvey Weinstein.

    • @1dawnf
      @1dawnf 2 роки тому +5

      and drunk

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 2 роки тому +6

      A National treasure!

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +8

      The Oscars are not the same without him there.

    • @alipainting
      @alipainting 2 роки тому +9

      I talked to someone who had met Jack Nicholson a couple of times, and that is exactly his personality 😄

  • @detailsmove
    @detailsmove 2 роки тому +61

    this randomly popped up in my recommendations and I have to say: this is one of the monologues I've ever watched. Steve Martin carefully balanced his set without going too far with jokes and social commentary on just about everything in the industry

  • @rednasseel4113
    @rednasseel4113 2 роки тому +126

    I think STEVE MARTIN SHOULD HOST AGAIN! So much funnier than today’s Oscars.

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 2 роки тому +2

      As you can see it's a tough gig!! But he is a master at it!

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      He’d have some fun with Will Smith.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      @@jogman262 He'd get slapped up-side his ole White head.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      @ David Hopeman
      No he wouldn’t because Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years.

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi 2 роки тому +2

      He and Billy Crystal.

  • @mlchc9004
    @mlchc9004 6 років тому +167

    Julie Andrews is super special! She never misses a beat her response always fun endearing & appropriate! Classy lady.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +5

      Very pretty lady.

  • @scarfhead96
    @scarfhead96 8 років тому +561

    There are no losers here tonight-But we're about to change all that! 😂😂😂

  • @SaltyTowers
    @SaltyTowers Рік тому +52

    Still, today, one of the best monologues in Oscar history

  • @lainy8742
    @lainy8742 День тому +1

    I Adore Steve Martin. Every line was funny and in such good taste.

  • @dddmmi
    @dddmmi 3 роки тому +85

    Steve is one of those great comedic talents. Effortlessly funny, the jokes are so simple

    • @jadenwaz9585
      @jadenwaz9585 Рік тому +2

      it’s definitely not effortless lol, he just makes it seem that way

  • @dineshrashid2766
    @dineshrashid2766 4 роки тому +132

    “I was thinking today Chris, that we have both hosted the Oscars before, and this is such an incredible demotion.” Steve Martin 2020

  • @David2751
    @David2751 5 років тому +213

    5:22 Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson and Halle Berry seated next to each other. Too much awesomeness in such small area

  • @frankirons9337
    @frankirons9337 5 років тому +152

    First Oscar ceremony broadcast in high def, put on UA-cam at 480p.

    • @RudyAmid
      @RudyAmid 4 роки тому +2

      Those pesky UA-cam censors will kick in if it's uploaded in 720p.

  • @jordanb3756
    @jordanb3756 4 роки тому +62

    I wonder if the Vin Diesel quip was ad-libbed. Steve’s face at 3:56 seems like he’s genuinely disappointed that Mickey is sitting in the back.

    • @garyhenson117
      @garyhenson117 Місяць тому

      C'mon, the back-row seating was all part of the joke!

    • @MrKankuamo
      @MrKankuamo 23 дні тому

      ​@garyhenson117 yeah right. No one can even recognize is Mickey Rooney. We couldn't even see his facial expression.

  • @chrisraffles8846
    @chrisraffles8846 5 років тому +144

    Back when it was mainstream to dislike France and Germany for not following USA into the Iraq quagmire.

    • @carolinekaplan542
      @carolinekaplan542 5 років тому +1

      We haven’t loved France and Germany for almost a century if you look at history.

    • @laundryroom9002
      @laundryroom9002 4 роки тому +3

      @@StephenKershaw1 what a dumb thing to say.

    • @laundryroom9002
      @laundryroom9002 4 роки тому +2

      @@StephenKershaw1 lol ok. good thing for you is that idgaf about anti-American losers.

    • @ilb473
      @ilb473 3 роки тому +4

      In Russia we saluted France and Germany for their decision not to support this war

    • @stevyyjay85
      @stevyyjay85 Місяць тому

      @@carolinekaplan542 i wonder who formed Germany in 1949... oh wait.

  • @adaboBADa
    @adaboBADa 3 роки тому +38

    I believe Steve Martin was the very first person to ever be considered adorkable.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      I thought that the first time I saw, ‘The Jerk’. Legendary comedy. 😆

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie 5 днів тому

      AND A WONDERFUL LIBERAL!

  • @poetcomic1
    @poetcomic1 5 років тому +106

    "If you'd like a transcript of this show write down every word we say."

  • @AuntieMamie
    @AuntieMamie Рік тому +21

    Can you imagine what it takes to work that crowd. Mr Martin is always an inspiration and truly iconic. Wish they put Billy Crystal with him!! What a combo.

  • @rodolfoagustinho7784
    @rodolfoagustinho7784 9 років тому +437

    Julie Andrews.... such a classy lady!

    • @killuasadzoldyck4817
      @killuasadzoldyck4817 7 років тому +24

      She looks gorgeous!

    • @frostychickenprods
      @frostychickenprods 7 років тому +5

      that was actually me as her stand in

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 6 років тому +9

      Tha classiest!❤️

    • @degsbabe
      @degsbabe 6 років тому +9

      Classy and apparently a tough cookie.

    • @johnnypastrana6727
      @johnnypastrana6727 6 років тому +6

      Compare her to snippy nose Diane Lane. She can't even take a joke so many years into her career.

  • @ZomBMarketing
    @ZomBMarketing 5 років тому +507

    If you don't think Steve Martin is a genius then you have no idea how difficult this is to pull off. Well done.

    • @ZomBMarketing
      @ZomBMarketing 4 роки тому +16

      @Jim McCracken Yes, I do know. I'm Steve Martin's comedy coach.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +4

      Comedic genius.

    • @ronchu4453
      @ronchu4453 2 роки тому +3

      im a big fan of Steve Martin but I dont consider him a true comedian. Hes more of a showman song and dance kind of person. His best movie was Parenthood, inb which was more acting than being funny.

    • @ochayethenoo
      @ochayethenoo Рік тому +2

      @@ZomBMarketing Lol, his comedy coach? Suuuuure.

    • @markoatis2462
      @markoatis2462 Рік тому +1

      The only time Harvey Weinstein ( Miramax howdy) gets onscreen nowadays is during courtroom TV.

  • @parrisgjerde9212
    @parrisgjerde9212 5 років тому +38

    3:32 Always thought Mira Sorvino was one of the most beautiful, talented women in Hollywood.

  • @markheneghan3804
    @markheneghan3804 4 роки тому +19

    He really knows how to work his audience (celebrities). Priceless

  • @CYP0
    @CYP0 6 років тому +84

    This is one of my favourite Academy Award shows ever. The number of seminal female performances is astonishing: Kidman (The Hours), Moore (The Hours, Heaven), Streep (The Hours, Adaptation), Zellwegger (Chicago), Zeta-Jones (Chicago), Latifa (Chicago), Hayek (Frida), Lane (Unfaithful) etc. Truly a unique clash of Venus's and Athena's.

    • @mirazusta2002
      @mirazusta2002 2 роки тому +3

      Was this not the edition when Halle Berry won an Oscar for Monster's Ball?

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому

      @ Mauricio
      No that was like 2000 or 2001. Russell Crowe won Best Actor same year she won Best Actress.

    • @CYP0
      @CYP0 2 роки тому +2

      As far as I recall, Halle Berry won the Oscar in 2002 for her work in Monsters Ball (2001) and was presented her award by Russel Crowe who had won his Oscar the previous year (2001) for his performance in The Gladiator (2000). This monologue given by Steve Martin took place in the Academy Awards in 2003 where Halle Berry presented the award for Best Actor to Adrian Brody and was famously French-kissed by him as he got too emotional and surprised. Oscars 2003 were remarkable not just for the number and quality of female performers but also for the Iraq War which had caused a lot of controversy and tension in the ceremony.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому

      @ CYP0
      You’re absolutely right. Julia Roberts won Best Actress same year as Russell Crowe. Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won their awards the following year.

    • @CYP0
      @CYP0 2 роки тому +1

      @@jogman262 Academy Awards 2002 (the previous ceremony to the one in the video) was remarkable for the number of African American artists who won major awards: Denzel Washington for Best Actor (second in history and first to win Best Leading/Supporting Actor as Washington had won a previous award for Glory (1989)), Halle Berry for Best Actress (first in history) and Sydney Poitier (RIP) for Life Achievement. Another historic night.

  • @dharmabeachbum6330
    @dharmabeachbum6330 5 років тому +26

    Love Steve's take on what a movie star is. ..Great monologue!

  • @RaymondStormbl3ssed
    @RaymondStormbl3ssed 2 роки тому +21

    "they can be any sex, race and religion...sometimes all in one weekend"
    I spit my drink at that and I don't regret it one bit

  • @Zuzu01
    @Zuzu01 3 роки тому +33

    Steve Martin should Permanently Host the Oscars... I think he’s the Perfect Host!

  • @773SleepyHollow
    @773SleepyHollow 5 років тому +36

    Steve Martin is the best argument for bringing back an Oscar host.

  • @michaelserby7697
    @michaelserby7697 5 років тому +27

    Steve Martin was such a sublime host. Like he's done this before 😎

  • @colbyashenfelter7069
    @colbyashenfelter7069 2 роки тому +158

    “Roman Polanski is here. GET HIM!” kills me every time.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      He could have said, “Hands up!!!”

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      Or he could of said"Hey Weinstein & Spacey let's get the degenerate creepy rapist outta here now"

  • @joshmb800
    @joshmb800 5 років тому +104

    Make him host again! He's one of the best!!! 😂😂😂

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      Should have host many times like Hope, Carson and Crystal.

  • @stephenmccollum1391
    @stephenmccollum1391 7 років тому +367

    Mickey Rooney should have been in the front row.

    • @alfredlong1125
      @alfredlong1125 5 років тому +7

      Absolutely right I grew up with Mickey Rooney why did they do that to him all the way in the back I thought that was outrageous.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 5 років тому +28

      But Vin Diesel was there...

    • @rgrndu
      @rgrndu 5 років тому +1

      Stephen McCollum His ego needed its own seat.

    • @makiavelli999
      @makiavelli999 5 років тому +10

      I can see a BIG FAT Weinstein laughing in the front row. But NO MORE :-D

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 5 років тому +3

      Hence the joke.

  • @thewolfdoctor761
    @thewolfdoctor761 2 роки тому +17

    Steve made fun of many people in the audience and wasn't assaulted. Times have changed. People can no longer take a joke.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      The PHRASE GAY MAFIA was made for a reason..and he's not gonna ever be back.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      @@thewolfdoctor761 The poodles head? He woke up in the bed with a poodles head in his bed..Because the gay mafia doesn't want him using the phrase *Gay-Mafia* That one got one of his biggest laughs.

  • @EUnotsogreat
    @EUnotsogreat 8 місяців тому +2

    Absolute brilliance. Steve Martin is the GOAT. So natural and a genuinely funny guy.

  • @michaelinminn
    @michaelinminn 4 роки тому +8

    The Academy Awards, a long time ago, and far far away.
    Thanks, Steve.

  • @TonyTube407
    @TonyTube407 Рік тому +8

    I've watched this many times and it never gets old!

  • @tariqsarwar3408
    @tariqsarwar3408 5 років тому +38

    More hosting by Steve Martin will be appreciated, he being the funniest so far!

  • @baalsaak
    @baalsaak 7 років тому +137

    "I'd just realized that hosting the Oscars for the second time, it's like making love to a woman for the second time... I guess!" OMG, that delivery, though. He's amazing.

    • @adhonoremtroll7198
      @adhonoremtroll7198 3 роки тому +13

      It was a reference to his first time hosting the ceremony. He said that time ".. hosting the oscars is like making love to a Beautiful woman... something i can do only when billy cristal is out of town.." he nailed it again this second time

  • @millerforester6237
    @millerforester6237 6 років тому +76

    Thanks Steve, no hateful politics or rampant ugliness.

  • @MissFawlty
    @MissFawlty 9 років тому +21

    This is a piece of history... the first HD broadcast... oh, and I love Steve Martin!!! :-)

  • @arx754
    @arx754 5 років тому +62

    I remember watching this and thinking Martin was BRILLIANT. HILARIOUS. And, then the next day, critics castigated him. Go figure...

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +3

      You know you’re funny when the critics get in a tiff.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому +2

      YOU WILL NOT SAY GAY MAFIA AND LIVE TO TELL ANOTHER TALE.

  • @amernice
    @amernice 8 років тому +283

    when i see this 2003 doesn't seem too long ago

    • @seebwinter
      @seebwinter 8 років тому +16

      +tranquil Nice except for 1:47 . That does seem like quite a while ago

    • @barumbadum
      @barumbadum 7 років тому +6

      To me seems a million years ago...

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi 6 років тому +1

      tranquil Nice it does! Scary as Weinstine

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 5 років тому +1

      Ok nyquil nice......... Its not like the oscars stopped having fun or anything

    • @msizimanqele2811
      @msizimanqele2811 4 роки тому +1

      I was 1year old

  • @maggiewei2142
    @maggiewei2142 9 років тому +61

    Such a class act love him!

  • @LuliVarela91
    @LuliVarela91 Рік тому +7

    What a genius!! The best monologue ever. Just brilliant.

  • @robertflores477
    @robertflores477 5 років тому +17

    Steve Martin is always awesome! If you need cheering up, find Him! You have to see his two man show with Martin Short...”Two Wild and Crazy Guys!” Sorry, Dan....

  • @Nomar.Norono
    @Nomar.Norono 7 років тому +171

    The last one should have been Jack Nicholson.

    • @madambutterfly7513
      @madambutterfly7513 5 років тому +1

      Nomar Norono - ❤️❤️❤️❤️ luv Jack!!

    • @thathawaiiandude787
      @thathawaiiandude787 5 років тому +7

      Lol...that’s exactly who I thought they were going to put in on that last square.

    • @JC21
      @JC21 5 років тому +1

      I mean they already used him for the "gay" part so it wouldn't be as funny.

    • @dlaniganohara
      @dlaniganohara 4 роки тому +8

      @@JC21 it would build on the joke

    • @halflanding1900
      @halflanding1900 3 роки тому +1

      yeah, I agree. It could have been another younger actress Julie Andrews, Julie, and end with Jack Nicholson. 🤣

  • @jencastro
    @jencastro 4 роки тому +26

    I love Steve Martin such classy, talented and HELLA FUNNY 😄 😂😂😂😂

  • @morley247
    @morley247 8 років тому +41

    The best opening ever!!

  • @corbettknoff5123
    @corbettknoff5123 5 років тому +87

    Who's here for the masterclass?

    • @DiabloSandwich59
      @DiabloSandwich59 3 роки тому +1

      Truthfully your calling attention to it made me puke.

  • @arlieferguson3990
    @arlieferguson3990 3 роки тому +25

    That is a BIG stage. Martin did an outstanding job.

  • @melissaahmad4043
    @melissaahmad4043 3 роки тому +3

    Watching this in 2021 Sept. Im crying since pandemic lockdown , there will be no more hillarious ceremony like this. missing that😭😭😭😭😭

  • @rosaliegudito8634
    @rosaliegudito8634 6 років тому +51

    Julie Andrews the classiest ever!!!😍😍

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      I’m still in love with her.

  • @MCLBC
    @MCLBC 2 роки тому +13

    Genius. I don't think anyone wouldn't want to be like Steve Martin.

    • @ryanblais6208
      @ryanblais6208 10 місяців тому

      I don’t think anyone wouldn’t not want to not be like Steve Martin.

  • @danceofhope7447
    @danceofhope7447 7 років тому +35

    OMG Julie Andrews is amazing.

  • @divyanshkulshrestha9184
    @divyanshkulshrestha9184 5 років тому +32

    One of the best hosts ever

  • @justafoodie3575
    @justafoodie3575 2 роки тому +2

    Oh man, am I not thankful to whatever algorithm that brought me here. This man’s a comedic genius isn’t he? So effortless on a high profile stage!

  • @johncillis3431
    @johncillis3431 Рік тому +4

    If I saw this monologue, I don't remember but anything Steve does, he does with such grace. I loved his performance in Cyrano--a high school poet and quite short, all I had to do to avoid bullies was be Cyrano for them and help them with Chemistry, not just with the cheerleaders, but with the Chem teacher, who was tough, lol.
    That was in '77-'79 when Steve Martin was just coming on the radar, like many of the performers he noted in this monologue. My career started in the Napa Valley, kind of a Hollywood North because of Falcon Crest, and Francis Ford Coppola, and working in the tourist industry there after college I met some of the people shown in this monologue, all earlier in their careers, and very humble and kind to those like me who were service workers, and the local residents of a community which stands at about 80,000 residents today.
    Now that I've just reached retirement, I look back to those times when great stars still shared by community members on this site. We first lived in Burbank after moving from Chicago in '66 and my middle brother was close friends with Richard "Jaws" Kiel, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of his time, who I last saw in the movie "Force Ten From Naverone". Barbara Bach, Ringo Starr's wife, shared a hug with me at Meadowood Resort in the Napa Valley when she stayed with us, though if Ringo was with her, he stayed in the Background. She was in "Force Ten From Naverone" and so humble, embarassing me, the desk supervisor, in front of the staff that worked with me.
    I never even dreamed I would meet Hollywood celebrities so early in my career, I chose tourism because I loved meeting people and I love traveling, just like them. They taught me how to manage any guest, because they were so humble themselves, that some, like Falcon Crest's Ana Alicia or the French Chef Julia Child, would chat with me asking for my tour recommendations if I was alone on shift, as I tended to schedule myself late in the evening.

  • @andreewert1142
    @andreewert1142 6 років тому +49

    Steve Martin is the Funniest..intelligent humour..comedy for the thinking man..he even beats out Billy Cristal..best ever opening act

    • @wilchambers1401
      @wilchambers1401 2 роки тому +1

      Disagree

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому

      “..and make a right at the hooker..I mean Pretty Woman.”
      Richard Gere cracking up.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      @@wilchambers1401 Do you have a dog house ?

    • @wilchambers1401
      @wilchambers1401 2 роки тому

      @@davidhopeman3591 Why? You have no place to live?

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      @@wilchambers1401 Oh ! I'm fine as far as that's concerned..but I'm supposing that since you didn't answer the question,You probably don't have or own a dog house..... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

  • @evonymos93
    @evonymos93 8 років тому +90

    That's a true comedic genius right there

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +1

      I’ve been a huge fan since 1977.

  • @YKDDS91
    @YKDDS91 8 років тому +97

    You know this was quite a while ago when he mentions Circuit City LOL

  • @HonestBachelor
    @HonestBachelor 6 років тому +603

    Who is watching this in 2018 seeing Harvey Weinstein at about 6:40 and cringing a little bit?

    • @makiavelli999
      @makiavelli999 5 років тому +35

      No not cringing. I am happy that SOB is no longer part of that crowd. Let smoke out all the pervies.

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 5 років тому +8

      Dude every time i saw harvey i thought....."holy shit does this guy has a lot to talk about now"

    • @robertgraham9598
      @robertgraham9598 5 років тому +8

      2019 and still cringeworthy

    • @marcosbuslon5271
      @marcosbuslon5271 5 років тому +3

      Honest Bachelor the thumbs up lol, you know he was up to no good in 03’

    • @cioccolateriaveneziana
      @cioccolateriaveneziana 5 років тому +1

      Not cringing.

  • @preachdade2504
    @preachdade2504 2 роки тому +3

    Now, why can’t Oscars be all like this, STEVE is so loveable

  • @tridao1273
    @tridao1273 8 років тому +75

    everybody looks so young back then

    • @johnborris3222
      @johnborris3222 5 років тому +4

      Nicole looks the same.

    • @ialwaysbesingin
      @ialwaysbesingin 5 років тому +1

      @@johnborris3222 no she looks bad. Not young at all.

    • @johnborris3222
      @johnborris3222 5 років тому +1

      @@ialwaysbesingin what???? :( well, I think she (Nicole Kidman) looks beautiful.

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 4 роки тому

      Including me...

  • @mockingjay5094
    @mockingjay5094 2 роки тому +3

    Ohmygosh. The faces of the actors here, I was 3 when this was happening! It's like, wow, it's refreshing to see in the moat weird way😭... Luv all these actors. Long live true Hollywood stars!

  • @BuddhatheBlackDog
    @BuddhatheBlackDog 9 місяців тому +3

    So many people were alive then, and so was Circuit City.

  • @timmybeduria5719
    @timmybeduria5719 4 роки тому +19

    That Julie Andrews reaction is priceless
    🤣

  • @blabla48076
    @blabla48076 7 років тому +129

    ... or they can be gay [cut to Jack Nicholson] I laughed my ass off! Steve is brilliant.

    • @heavenboundsonliibaan52
      @heavenboundsonliibaan52 4 роки тому +5

      Don Gummar ( Meryl Streep's Husband is behind him Laughing 🤣)

    • @JoyS212
      @JoyS212 4 роки тому +2

      How's that even funny?

    • @JacquesduPlessis11
      @JacquesduPlessis11 3 роки тому +11

      @@JoyS212 Well consider Jack's reputation as a ladies man - and you get why it was a shot aimed at him, in jest.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому

      Flash forward to 2022, and a certain guy, we’ll just call him, Will Smith, gets out of his seat and assaults him.

  • @jogman262
    @jogman262 2 роки тому +8

    He should have a couple Academy Awards to his name. I remember Roger Ebert saying he should have got a nomination for ‘All Of Me’ with Lily Tomlin. I agree, he should have.

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 роки тому +1

      He won a film critics award for that role, but no Oscar nod.

  • @mdteletom1288
    @mdteletom1288 3 роки тому +7

    I was thinking during his monologue, what if they got Don Rickles to host. His opening line, "As I look around this audience tonight I realize one thing, I'm the biggest star here."

  • @athozosachu5646
    @athozosachu5646 2 роки тому +8

    Steve Martin is a class! These days comedians are only about negativity

  • @emilyohara531
    @emilyohara531 5 років тому +89

    Nothing quite kills comic timing like endlessly fawning audience applause

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 3 роки тому +12

    That Kathy bates one got them going lmao

  • @stephenmccollum1391
    @stephenmccollum1391 4 роки тому +12

    Standing ovation for Steve

  • @lnl3237
    @lnl3237 3 роки тому +5

    Wonder if Mr. Martin ever imagined this gig while doing stand-up in the Troubador in the late 60's early 70's.
    What an original!

    • @garyhenson117
      @garyhenson117 Місяць тому +1

      The Troubadour's in Hollywood, so I can imagine Steve watching Bob Hope MC'ing the Oscars and thinking, "I can do better than that!"

  • @MrFirstdance2000
    @MrFirstdance2000 5 років тому +6

    Such lovely civility of all for good comedy...no politics to be hurtful...self deprecating humor that makes you want to watch the show. My how far they've fallen in just 16 years!

  • @celiaullery9157
    @celiaullery9157 9 місяців тому +1

    I just love Steve Martin, if he comes back as a host then maybe I will watch the Oscar’s again.

  • @arielescalante7846
    @arielescalante7846 5 років тому +41

    I love Steve's jokes. They're quite uncomfortable for the actors and actresses. But funny at the same time.

    • @BeaglefreilaufKalkar
      @BeaglefreilaufKalkar 3 роки тому +4

      take a look at Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes.

    • @arielescalante7846
      @arielescalante7846 3 роки тому +2

      @@BeaglefreilaufKalkar Yes, I've watched him hosting the Golden Globes and I agree, his provocative kind of humour is not for everyone but I love it as well. He seems not to care so much about causing discomfort between celebrities.

    • @BeaglefreilaufKalkar
      @BeaglefreilaufKalkar 3 роки тому

      @@arielescalante7846 I think most of these actors and other celebs live in the same confirmation bubble, and thats why they dont like these pin pricks.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому

      Flash forward to 2022 and a joke now will get you a slap on the face unfortunately.

    • @davidhopeman3591
      @davidhopeman3591 2 роки тому

      @@jogman262 That was more of a whack up-side the head .

  • @James47590
    @James47590 10 років тому +187

    Steve martin is way to funny.

    • @wesselbindt
      @wesselbindt 7 років тому +5

      James Fernandez Steve Martin is *the way to funny.

    • @ritaggn
      @ritaggn 6 років тому

      James Fernandez v

    • @saranshbhatia
      @saranshbhatia 4 роки тому

      @@wesselbindt *Steve martin is on the way to be funny

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 4 роки тому +5

    You know the Guy is Highly Respectful one, When Crowd Welcomes the Host with Standing Ovation

  • @secretasianman2531
    @secretasianman2531 3 роки тому +9

    if you want to appreciate steve martin more fully, read some of his books.

  • @mindjab
    @mindjab 3 роки тому +15

    Only jack nicolson could wear sunglasses indoors at the oscars. 😎

  • @phampx1
    @phampx1 4 місяці тому +1

    Poked fun at big movies' corporations without ruffing their feathers. This guy is a super genius at diplomacy. The man showed up, and everyone paid their utmost respect and gave him total attention.

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 6 років тому +24

    best godfather-reference ever xD I can't stop picturing it

  • @SaltyTowers
    @SaltyTowers 6 місяців тому

    I don’t care how many times this clip pops up in my feed, I’ll watch it every time. Next to Bob Hope, Steve is the best Oscar host.

  • @heavnnnsent
    @heavnnnsent 7 років тому +11

    "remember, there are no losers here tonight. We are about to change all that"

  • @IFStravinsky
    @IFStravinsky 7 років тому +156

    Hey, there's Harvey ...

  • @Casarzino
    @Casarzino 4 роки тому +11

    Steve Martin has looked the same for 40 years

  • @veselgana
    @veselgana 2 роки тому +17

    The times, when the Oscars still had class….

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 2 роки тому

      There’s several shots of Harvey Weinstein

  • @PETERJOHN101
    @PETERJOHN101 8 років тому +325

    Is there anybody funnier than Steve Martin?

  • @annemarie8483
    @annemarie8483 4 роки тому +3

    I'm watching this on Feb 09, 2020 to have a good laugh because I know the Oscars tonight will absolutely suck.

  • @capt.bollocks
    @capt.bollocks 5 років тому +11

    Ahhh the days when the Oscars had a host!

  • @randomamerican3649
    @randomamerican3649 6 років тому +60

    When the Oscar’s were fun....

  • @CarpeDiem-xo7zu
    @CarpeDiem-xo7zu 5 років тому +6

    So good. I forgot how talented he is.

  • @imtiazu8
    @imtiazu8 8 місяців тому +2

    You can tell from the reaction at 10:36 that it landed well!! Best joke of the night!

  • @bryanismyname7583
    @bryanismyname7583 8 років тому +274

    "You can be Democrat...." LOL

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 6 років тому +5

      Bryan ismyname Laughing hard to this day!!!

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 6 років тому +10

      ... or skinny!!

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 4 роки тому +1

      Apparently Clint Eastwood didn't get the memo xD

    • @thewolfdoctor761
      @thewolfdoctor761 2 роки тому

      And a day doesn't go by where Fox news doesn't freak out about Hollywood.