Jerma's Career Ending Moments But They Keep Getting Worse

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  9 місяців тому +1400

    Hiya everybody! Long time no see! I hope things are going well for you all and I hope you're having a great day! Be sure to drink plenty of water, and get any exercise you can!

    • @FebrawryRaccoon
      @FebrawryRaccoon 9 місяців тому +38

      its over, your career is over

    • @chrisrogers2156
      @chrisrogers2156 9 місяців тому +8

      ok

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ 9 місяців тому +12

      welcome back!!

    • @JoeDejacque
      @JoeDejacque 9 місяців тому +11

      helloooo thanks for another video, love your editing ! hope to see more questionable chat messages if possible

    • @ecksdee9768
      @ecksdee9768 9 місяців тому +5

      @@JoeDejacqueseconding this

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 7 місяців тому +2009

    Eating his brother’s food ✅
    Eating his girlfriend’s food ✅
    Eating his dog’s vitamins ✅
    The Greedy Grinner

    • @Brakkenimation
      @Brakkenimation 6 місяців тому +178

      Eating his doctor's bugs

    • @stonnacc
      @stonnacc 5 місяців тому +53

      The Gluttony Grinner!

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 4 місяці тому

      I like to think he's doing the chin face when he's being a greedy little muncher

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 4 місяці тому +45

      He's eating for two 🥰

    • @tom_stuff2806
      @tom_stuff2806 4 місяці тому +25

      what the fuck does this mean im giggling so much

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR 9 місяців тому +5943

    I’ll never understand how he looks at a sea of comments and sees the ONE person that just says “Zipper”

    • @brightblackhole2442
      @brightblackhole2442 9 місяців тому +904

      adrenaline makes you more alert in near-death situations

    • @SummieButt
      @SummieButt 9 місяців тому +41

      Your profile pic and name really took me back

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 9 місяців тому +536

      if youve seen the "Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages" compilations you know he has heat-seeking vision for that shit, and also misreads things as way worse than what they actually said

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 9 місяців тому +44

      He was so worried because he goes commando

    • @Roach-DoggJR
      @Roach-DoggJR 9 місяців тому +55

      i think thats just an inherent streamer trait

  • @nosferat22
    @nosferat22 9 місяців тому +5114

    21:11 I remember someone once saying that it takes a second for jermas clothes to load in

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 9 місяців тому +329

      Dreamcast was such a flop it can’t even load clothes irl 😔

    • @ordainedtitle9587
      @ordainedtitle9587 9 місяців тому

      ​@@fentanylfrog8403ikr. The Dreamcast fucking sucks lmao.

    • @soopFPS
      @soopFPS 9 місяців тому +82

      J終わりだ

    • @Oifallenprison22oi
      @Oifallenprison22oi 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@fentanylfrog8403IGLOOGHOST MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️WHAT THE FUCK IS A NOT BEAUTIFUL SONG⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥

    • @eatingdirt4
      @eatingdirt4 7 місяців тому +19

      the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao

  • @cavsterxii2068
    @cavsterxii2068 9 місяців тому +9760

    I feel like the majority of his fly-related fears can be solved by simply wearing underwear

    • @FlowerVagabond
      @FlowerVagabond 9 місяців тому

      Risking penis exposure is better than wearing underwear for Jerma

    • @jw-06
      @jw-06 9 місяців тому +1442

      he doesnt have any :(

    • @Leetgrain
      @Leetgrain 9 місяців тому +1300

      He likes the danger

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 9 місяців тому +501

      @@jw-06 Donald Duck Andy

    • @frozentanukii
      @frozentanukii 9 місяців тому +629

      @@Leetgrain Exhibitionism Andy

  • @MB-og3dw
    @MB-og3dw 9 місяців тому +6439

    his excuses are the absolute worst every time too 😭"no guys its not lotion, it was dog vitamins that i might've been eating, also i wasnt naked i was wearing a tube top"

    • @pair_of_fins
      @pair_of_fins 9 місяців тому +675

      The first one is decently likely to be true, but the second one is just so much worse than "yeah i didnt have my shirt on when i was setting up the stream"

    • @MB-og3dw
      @MB-og3dw 9 місяців тому +919

      @@pair_of_fins i mean he could've stopped at dog vitamins, he had absolutely no reason to say that he was possibly eating them 💀

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 9 місяців тому +583

      I rewatched the vod and a few minutes later he adds that the tissue box was empty unprompted, he loves digging himself deeper into the hole lmao

    • @funnyfroggiealert1816
      @funnyfroggiealert1816 9 місяців тому +596

      jerma lives in a fascinating universe where somehow eating dog vitamins in gel form is LESS bizarre than zerking it

    • @psychopiper8224
      @psychopiper8224 9 місяців тому

      @@pair_of_fins I was so curious that I looked up "Omega 3 dog vitamins" and I'm pretty sure it's the brand Natural Dog Company judging by the label

  • @pneumaniac14
    @pneumaniac14 9 місяців тому +3215

    I dont know why but 'you have to go offline' is the funniest shit ever

    • @rengab137
      @rengab137 9 місяців тому +573

      It sounded like a PR team freaking tf outt

    • @willowtreeangel
      @willowtreeangel 9 місяців тому +301

      NO RECOVERY POSSIBLE FROM CAREER ENDING SQUEAK

    • @froggy.2256
      @froggy.2256 5 місяців тому +46

      Banished for his own good by chat

    • @Dabednego
      @Dabednego 4 місяці тому +41

      The URGENCY

    • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
      @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler 3 місяці тому +33

      "Mr President the public cannot know"

  • @courtjester42069
    @courtjester42069 9 місяців тому +5123

    He HAS to stop being naked when he’s testing his camera or whatever this KEEPS happening to him

    • @officermin
      @officermin 9 місяців тому +81

      You wanna be besties?

    • @clayday5299
      @clayday5299 9 місяців тому +91

      @@officerminOmg yesss lets all be friends!

    • @cavvygrave
      @cavvygrave 9 місяців тому +34

      friend time

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 9 місяців тому +34

      It's friending time

    • @noxboxxxx
      @noxboxxxx 9 місяців тому +20

      friends friends friends !

  • @mimik222
    @mimik222 9 місяців тому +6014

    Love that ACTUAL career ending moments for most streamers is like being a groomer but his is just having bad hair 😭😭

    • @matthewbradshaw9737
      @matthewbradshaw9737 9 місяців тому +1319

      Streamer gets cancelled for NOT grooming

    • @cheesoburgor2350
      @cheesoburgor2350 9 місяців тому

      Psychopath streamer fans DEMAND him to groom a small person

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 9 місяців тому +855

      ZYCHO STREAMER gets CANCELLED for side burns being ASYMMETRICAL

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 9 місяців тому

      @@matthewbradshaw9737 +2 joke

    • @SteeleJohnson-o7u
      @SteeleJohnson-o7u 9 місяців тому +393

      dude he literally zerked and zummed all over the camera grunting the whole time in front of his audience of twelve year olds what more evidence do you need

  • @NicoOfTheWind
    @NicoOfTheWind 9 місяців тому +2386

    Jerma convincing people he was taking dog vitamins is worse than him just admitting he had lotion and tissues in his room

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 9 місяців тому +59

      It’s for Otto

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 9 місяців тому +421

      @@FloofMother I'd buy that if he didn't immediately follow up dog vitamins with "I might have been eating them" lmao

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 9 місяців тому +223

      @@kaitlin9288 every dog owner eats something meant for their dog at least once out of curiosity

    • @jordynensor2081
      @jordynensor2081 9 місяців тому

      like having lotion and tissues in your room doesn’t automatically mean he was jerking off, i have lotion and tissues in my room not right next to each other but still

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 9 місяців тому +102

      ​@@FloofMotherno the fuck they do not 💀💀

  • @switchzone7
    @switchzone7 9 місяців тому +4112

    I love the idea that he ends stream, takes his shirt off and THEN closes OBS

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 9 місяців тому +567

      no he ends the stream, takes of his shirt, stops the recording on OBS, then just doesn't close OBS and uses the same instance the next day

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 9 місяців тому +207

      No it's the opposite he starts stream then puts a shirt on

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 9 місяців тому

      No, he whips his cock out, starts stream, flashes it, gets upset about it, ends stream, takes his shirt off, closes OBS, then zips up his pants

    • @jackpumpoen
      @jackpumpoen 8 місяців тому +136

      @@junipre985i can imagine him being one of those freaks who’s pc has been on for 4 months

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@chuckbatmangaminghe starts the stream then takes off the shirt

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 9 місяців тому +2895

    I really like the guy that said "FLACCID" when the lightsaber wouldn't turn on

    • @gran.kahuna
      @gran.kahuna 8 місяців тому +64

      Lightsaber ED

    • @leskoopmann6714
      @leskoopmann6714 8 місяців тому +32

      Patrick Weightman
      Patrick Weightman

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer 5 місяців тому

      I saw that chat message, and genuinely thought they were talking about his dick 😭
      Like, yeah, I'd hope so?????

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 5 місяців тому +5

      @@leskoopmann6714this isn’t a CaseOh compilation

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 місяці тому +9

      @@CrazedKasaJizo no thats...thats the name of the original commenter

  • @capacitatedflux
    @capacitatedflux 9 місяців тому +2098

    "I don't care, I don't give a shit, you think this embarrasses me?"
    *Proceeds to care and get more and more embarrassed*

    • @decadryl
      @decadryl 9 місяців тому +150

      jerma the bashful

    • @capacitatedflux
      @capacitatedflux 9 місяців тому +86

      @@decadryl exhibitionist andy

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 7 місяців тому +1

      Andyre

    • @ArianeMae15
      @ArianeMae15 6 місяців тому +12

      @@decadryl for some reason yotuube translated this comment to english and it said "he said bashfully"

  • @Doublew2474
    @Doublew2474 9 місяців тому +7622

    I love how Jerma talks about being afraid of a career ending moment, only to immediately do that very thing 10 seconds later. Literally a ‘fuck it we ball’ mentality lmao.

    • @goobyeah
      @goobyeah 9 місяців тому +90

      what the hell i thought we had the same pfp

    • @jabee_balls
      @jabee_balls 9 місяців тому +102

      holy shit two denjis

    • @starjadiancloneinvestigato1772
      @starjadiancloneinvestigato1772 9 місяців тому +146

      "ch-chat no im not going to do a career ending moment. you really think im gonna- ok fine i'll do it"

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 9 місяців тому +57

      After some consideration, we ball.

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 9 місяців тому +47

      he WANTS it to be over

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 9 місяців тому +2017

    Jerma when literally anything slightly embarrassing happens: *MY ENTIRE CAREER IS OVER!!!!*

    • @Mecha_Marv
      @Mecha_Marv 9 місяців тому +33

      IT'S OVER !

    • @wooogie672
      @wooogie672 Місяць тому

      he’s just like me fr

  • @mattd1466
    @mattd1466 9 місяців тому +1355

    "peep the snore" is an underrated chat message for career ending picture lol

  • @ocarina0001
    @ocarina0001 9 місяців тому +1212

    Someone else said it before but I love how Jerma is more comfortable saying that when he was like, 20 years old, he didn't have lotion in his room to zerk off like a lot of men his age, no no, he was eating DOG VITAMINS guys

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 9 місяців тому +90

      HE HAS A DOG AND HE ATE IT OUT OF CURIOSITY EVERYONE DOES THAT WITH THEIR DOG’s FOOD AND TREATS

    • @Eye-Of-The-Beholder
      @Eye-Of-The-Beholder 9 місяців тому +156

      I want to believe both: my man zerked off AND also accidentally admitted to eating dog vitamins

    • @ocarina0001
      @ocarina0001 9 місяців тому +147

      @@Eye-Of-The-Beholder zerks off WHILE eating dog vitamins, man's a SICKO!!!!

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 9 місяців тому +47

      Zerks off using dog vitamins.

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@FloofMother he ate his dog AGAIN?

  • @girzarro
    @girzarro 9 місяців тому +904

    the dog vitamins bit is hysterical because every single person watching knows that he has a dog. like this isn't a secret. he didn't have to say anything about potentially eating it he could have gone "wtf are those dog vitamins?? i guess that was for otto" but he just dug himself even deeper

  • @vissersixty-nine6246
    @vissersixty-nine6246 9 місяців тому +4349

    it will NEVER stop being absurdly funny that, in order to escape the jacking off accusations, jerma said he had a MASSIVE pump of dog vitamins that he "might have" been eating. i choose to believe him because it's WAY funnier. Do you think they tasted good or was he pumping disgusting, bitter vitamins into his mouth. Were they better than human vitamins

    • @C4meraface
      @C4meraface 9 місяців тому

      He would rather have people believing he ate dog vitamins than jacked off. So fucking absurd 😭

    • @SPARKRIZZLE
      @SPARKRIZZLE 9 місяців тому +690

      WHY was he eating dog vitamins he come up with the WORST excuse like what is going on in this man’s head

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 9 місяців тому +488

      ​@@SPARKRIZZLEescaping the catboy allegations

    • @spencer7117
      @spencer7117 9 місяців тому +563

      I work at a pet supply store and it genuinely does look like the fish oil supplements we sell for dogs but again, WHY would he have that on his bedside table

    • @JamienautMark2
      @JamienautMark2 9 місяців тому

      That was the funniest part he’s like, wait let me explain, I wasn’t jacking off it was DOG VITAMINS. LMFAO

  • @localocalocaloidic
    @localocalocaloidic 9 місяців тому +1829

    him freaking out over potentially being on cam with his zip down (which at most would be 10 pixels of boxers showing at MOST) is so much funnier to me considering just last year we all accidentally ended up seeing fellow streamer ludwigs fucking balls, all said "ok" and then proceeded to forget it ever happened and ludwig has been doing fine ever since

    • @wingedbeegoddess7392
      @wingedbeegoddess7392 9 місяців тому +457

      I hadn't even heard of Ludwig balls, I was thinking of Speed thrusting the camera

    • @Crazing
      @Crazing 9 місяців тому +37

      link?

    • @Zenloid
      @Zenloid 9 місяців тому

      @@Crazing why do you wanna see ludwig's balls

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 9 місяців тому

      You’d think that somewhere in the middle of typing “Ludwig balls” into google that i would anticipate seeing them and not be surprised, but I still felt scandalised when I saw those burratas.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 9 місяців тому +83

      Wait what when did Ludwig show his balls LMAO

  • @ThoseMetalingKids
    @ThoseMetalingKids 9 місяців тому +769

    Actually cried laughing and couldn’t breathe at him trying to slowly reveal the photo and making it worse every time

    • @justastrangerB
      @justastrangerB 9 місяців тому +32

      True couldn’t breathe

    • @sethd.8381
      @sethd.8381 6 місяців тому +2

      @@justastrangerB me too

    • @justastrangerB
      @justastrangerB 5 місяців тому

      @@sethd.8381 😊

    • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
      @fabiosonhandogrande1697 5 місяців тому +76

      From what I've seen, Jerma pulls photos to the screen as if he was actually carrying a big-ass box. Like they're HEAVY

    • @MainAcc0
      @MainAcc0 4 місяці тому +11

      I was about to click off the video, then your comment made me watch that part and i had the same reaction, now my throat hurts from laughing

  • @caster9806
    @caster9806 9 місяців тому +863

    It's funny that the first thing Jerma do after streaming is to immediately STRIP NAKED and do something on his computer only then for him to turn off the camera and reap the consequences.

  • @junipre985
    @junipre985 9 місяців тому +1071

    i love 9:57 bc he has a huge of bottle of starter fluid and it's so funny to imagine jerma just fucking huffing a shit ton of ether before every stream and going insane

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 9 місяців тому +249

      AND THEN HE EATS A SHIT TON OF DOG VITAMINS. HE JUST HUFFS A SHIT TON OF ETHER AND EATS DOG VITAMINS EVERY STREAM

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 9 місяців тому +24

      @@junipre985he has a dog that’s what the vitamins are for, and he ate them sometimes out of curiosity which every dog owner does

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 9 місяців тому

      @@FloofMother why does he have car oil? are you telling me that if jerma huffed car oil and shit he wouldn't start shoving dog vitamins down his greedy gullet?

    • @Santi_Ramirez02
      @Santi_Ramirez02 9 місяців тому +30

      ​@@FloofMotherno they don't

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 9 місяців тому +35

      ​@@FloofMothernah man i watched the snail plasma episode of spongebob and i have a lifelong fear of taking pet medicine

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 9 місяців тому +853

    seeing the chat messages warning him not to sing it right before he performed the career ending voice crack was beautiful

    • @RedHairedZander
      @RedHairedZander 9 місяців тому +151

      Time travellers trying to save him in vain.

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent 9 місяців тому +42

      ​@RedHairedZander Maybe if he heeded their warnings his career wouldnt have been destroyed in those next few moments

  • @Mirrors957
    @Mirrors957 9 місяців тому +633

    13:08 I love that he treats this like he cant just adjust his hair. It terminal hes doomed to have bad hair the rest of his life

    • @hug_bug
      @hug_bug 4 місяці тому +27

      that implies he usually doesn't style it, it's naturally this perfect

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras 9 місяців тому +469

    thinking about that one comment when jerma was naked during the smite stream and someone said "he uncrops his photos on stream like someone peeling the foil off of a chocolate bar"

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 9 місяців тому +834

    It's so inspiring to see Jerma rebuild his career all these times over. A modern day Sisyphus.

  • @graytico
    @graytico 9 місяців тому +813

    I love when jerma worries about his fly being open despite having his webcam cropped so small to the 5% of space in the corner of his camera and you can only see his head and shoulders

  • @ricodc6529
    @ricodc6529 9 місяців тому +601

    "My career's ended."
    *proceeds to double down on what will end his career*

  • @yoonlee4620
    @yoonlee4620 9 місяців тому +449

    13:45 i love how his response to chat was to sing the first two syllables of the national anthem, truly an american patriot

  • @a_soup_can
    @a_soup_can 9 місяців тому +317

    7:52 the "career-ending squeak" was impressively bad, i could never live down a noise like that. not only did he lose the fight but he lost a piece of himself as well

  • @OptimalLeisure
    @OptimalLeisure 9 місяців тому +318

    21:20
    You can tell in his eyes that he's questioning if that was real or if he was having the nightmare again.

  • @RafaelThorazines
    @RafaelThorazines 9 місяців тому +706

    Being on the Internet Cafe stream when he first showed that picture was a life changing moment for me

    • @unnaturallynatural8885
      @unnaturallynatural8885 9 місяців тому +250

      it's insane that he reveals pictures by slowly unfurling them

    • @pixie4555
      @pixie4555 9 місяців тому +29

      I'm cry laughing at this 😭😭

    • @kraftyfrog
      @kraftyfrog 9 місяців тому

      ​@@unnaturallynatural8885Ancient Scroll Andy

    • @VRafe
      @VRafe 9 місяців тому +62

      someone said 'narcissist' in chat and it killed me

    • @jhugs4books227
      @jhugs4books227 7 місяців тому

      one of the few jerma streams I caught live 😭

  • @sage4460
    @sage4460 9 місяців тому +318

    sometimes jeremy gives me so much second hand embarrassment i have to set my phone down and take a walk before finishing the video

    • @hazel9490
      @hazel9490 2 місяці тому +4

      Who the fuck is Jeremy?

  • @watpronouncedwot
    @watpronouncedwot 9 місяців тому +407

    34:19 I just love how the shaking makes that sound adding to zerk off

    • @figo5862
      @figo5862 9 місяців тому +50

      Thats his ZOCK being ZERKED

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 8 місяців тому

      ​@@figo5862 Zhat's zis COCK zeing JERKED

  • @badger273
    @badger273 9 місяців тому +562

    I love the little shit eating grin he gets when he internalizes what he's doing

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 6 місяців тому +29

      i have one of those “grin of realization” moments saved as a gif and i use it probably every day. it’s a very specific emotion only jerma can capture

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 6 місяців тому +8

      23:07

  • @heyitsKra
    @heyitsKra 9 місяців тому +206

    I love how much effort he goes through to slowly reveal the picture of him sleeping in order to prove that it’s him, and when he finally does it it has done literally nothing to prove that it’s him

  • @Lotselance
    @Lotselance 8 місяців тому +176

    It's so freaking funny that Jerma's tic word whenever he's embarrassed is "whatever", like he's trying to convince himself he doesn't care

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 9 місяців тому +217

    The funniest thing to me about the picture of Jerma sleeping is Holly took it, which means she saw him looking like and her first instinct was to take out her phone and post it online knowing full well how golden it is 💀☠️

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann 9 місяців тому +190

    The intro ending with "My careers not over, alright? It just got started." went unreasonably hard

  • @ood9700
    @ood9700 9 місяців тому +256

    The accidental naked webcam moments were so astounding back then. When he started voluntarily showing images of himself shirtless on stream it was the biggest sign he stopped caring about his career and was going to retire LOL

    • @meyague
      @meyague 9 місяців тому +4

      he retired?

    • @nuclearpotato4073
      @nuclearpotato4073 8 місяців тому +18

      @@meyagueeffectively yes

    • @riqopowpow
      @riqopowpow 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@nuclearpotato4073 wait fr?

    • @publicoutlaw1731
      @publicoutlaw1731 3 місяці тому +5

      @@riqopowpowStop asking me questions.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 9 місяців тому +175

    His absolutely bizarre explanation for the career ending lotion and the comment "Rayman hair" had me literally sobbing with laughter for several minutes straight, bravo

  • @gio_ultimate5754
    @gio_ultimate5754 9 місяців тому +131

    I think 22:53 might be the most i've laughed at a streamer clip ever. The few seconds before the camera goes on, the one second freeze frame, Jerma's deadpan expression saying it doesn't matter morphing into silent laughing as the chat explodes, it's all fucking incredible

    • @Fiddl3head
      @Fiddl3head 6 місяців тому

      My personal favourite aspect is just how quickly it snowballs from "I dunno, whatever." to "I'm just happy that you didn't see my dick"

  • @tesseract5569
    @tesseract5569 9 місяців тому +181

    I love how during the career ending boss fight in full gimme mode some guy in chat just goes "You good bro?"

  • @ExprertMoments
    @ExprertMoments 9 місяців тому +99

    My favorite jerma moment (before even he had a cult following like this) was when he was playing typing of the dead and pointed the camera down at his keyboard, and you could see a bulge and everyone kept saying uwu bulge and he screamed. Then he spilled a beer on his keyboard and it started taking screenshots

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 2 місяці тому +7

      " Scrambled egg?
      Oh they got all the letters in here!
      Drink!
      **Ungodly squeal** "

  • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
    @RandomPerson-gt1jt 6 місяців тому +66

    My favorite chat insults about the career ending hair:
    -Broccoli Hair
    -Pineapple Hair
    -Villain in an 80s skating movie hair
    -Distant Bird in Painting Hair

    • @hazel9490
      @hazel9490 2 місяці тому +10

      His hair is like when you open a thick book in the middle. 📖

  • @virtualdash
    @virtualdash 9 місяців тому +93

    34:30 I like how you can see the EXACT moment he realizes what he just did

  • @nicebike5039
    @nicebike5039 9 місяців тому +375

    john crops i adore you i started watching jerma in july 2022 because of your compilations of him reading questionable chat messages. u Literally changed my life mate

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  9 місяців тому +91

      Hey I'm glad to have been the one to introduce you to the magical man known as Jerma985 :)

    • @duckgamers7817
      @duckgamers7817 9 місяців тому +1

      Same here

  • @tax1283
    @tax1283 9 місяців тому +154

    6:05 I really appreciate this edit to give context, I rarely see something like that in compilations.

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 11 днів тому

      Shion pfp

  • @quinn8996
    @quinn8996 9 місяців тому +27

    I love how to deny the notion that he zerks off, something natural that most everyone does, he instead claims to have been possibly eating Omega 3 cream(?) for dogs

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 8 місяців тому +64

    34:28 I LOVE HOW HE TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE CHAT, GETS EMBARASSED AND TURNS OFF HIS CAMERA 😭

  • @lindseytaylor3793
    @lindseytaylor3793 9 місяців тому +756

    considering that most creators' "career ending moments" are like, being exposed for grooming minors, sexual assault, or being disgustingly racist, it is very refreshing to see jerma repeatedly "end his own career" by shit like having a bad hair day or his voice cracking. i hope to see more career ending moments in the future of his ongoing career

    • @lucasgribbon9686
      @lucasgribbon9686 9 місяців тому +67

      I’m afraid his “ongoing career” will be no more if this behavior of his continues

    • @pipclip
      @pipclip 8 місяців тому +39

      uhhh he threatened to put chat in a meat grinder… that’s pretty career ending imo

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 8 місяців тому +55

      ​@@pipclipYou're going in next

  • @GarfieldCollect0r
    @GarfieldCollect0r 8 місяців тому +30

    I find it so funny that every time he had an obs fail and it captured him naked, it was when he was showing a controller + saying he had a shirt on, but we couldn't see it.

  • @lodge6482
    @lodge6482 9 місяців тому +101

    that sleeping pic one is so fucking good. it just keeps going and going.

  • @crassiewassie8354
    @crassiewassie8354 8 місяців тому +24

    People see Lotion and tissues and assume he's zerking off
    Jerma: "It's dog vitamins and I wasn't eating it! I swear!!!"

  • @boba627
    @boba627 9 місяців тому +100

    Love having chat on screen, thank you

  • @edeneye30
    @edeneye30 9 місяців тому +52

    I always love when you can hear Holly absolutely losing her mind over Jerma's shenanigans, it was lovely to have it pointed out in the corner :)

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 8 місяців тому +1

      Ikr, that always elevates whatever Jerma's doing, it's priceless

  • @Andjelka99
    @Andjelka99 9 місяців тому +58

    That picture reveal around 30:00 omfggg, I had to pause my stomach was hurting from laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • @odile2odette
    @odile2odette 9 місяців тому +66

    love how this looks like a thought bubble/flashback. great editing 6:10

  • @The-Beach_Crow
    @The-Beach_Crow 9 місяців тому +55

    21:49 "Shave, you pirate" man they didnt even KNOW how pirate he was gonna go

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +68

    idk why but OMEGABIBLE has never left my mind, it should be a global twitch emote

  • @sagescorner256
    @sagescorner256 9 місяців тому +13

    the career ending hair literally made me laugh so hard i cried, especially the sunburn after he took off the VR headset. 💀 he’s acting like the headband pulled clumps of hair out of his head he’s so strange

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 9 місяців тому +45

    The Rayman comment during the VR stream is so fucking funny like hes even wearing a purple shirt!?

  • @jits-dn7bm
    @jits-dn7bm 9 місяців тому +66

    4:34 particle accelerator

  • @DaBonkinator
    @DaBonkinator 9 місяців тому +26

    His "yoyoyoyo" Malenia breakdown is honestly one of my favorite because with the context it's so cathartic and insane.

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 9 місяців тому +11

    You have to love the fact that for every other online creator, a career ending moment is being outed as like a scammer or a sexual predator but Jerma's idea of a career ending moment is having is his fly unzipped

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen 9 місяців тому +61

    IT'S SO OVER!
    WE'RE SO BACK!
    IT'S SO OVER!
    WE'RE SO BACK!
    ITS SO OVER.
    WE'RE SO BACK!
    ITS

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 9 місяців тому +3

      I wondered why your username was so familiar, based Oney enjoyer lol

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 4 місяці тому

      ​@@fentanylfrog8403 Please save me Lyle. Save me. Save me Lyle.

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 9 місяців тому +34

    Jerma's reason why VR will never catch on: causes Bad, Catastrophic Hair

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 9 місяців тому +66

    just wanted to say you're one of my favorite Jerma editors, the amount of work and time you put into these compilations really shows, thank you John Crops

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  9 місяців тому +9

      Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the videos

    • @miyuko246
      @miyuko246 9 місяців тому +1

      I completely agree, and I just want to say the fact that a “jerma editor” is a thing is both beautiful and really really funny. Keep having fun editing!

  • @outlier9099
    @outlier9099 9 місяців тому +86

    3:36 I had a similar weird thing with earbuds in highschool. If i was walking down the hall, peeps going to classes, and i had both earbuds in, i couldn't breathe. Like, my thought was that i needed to breathe so loud that i could hear it over my music. Otherwise, i wasn't breathing.

  • @Green-bucket
    @Green-bucket 8 місяців тому +9

    The fact theres almost 40 mins of this is crazy 😭

  • @mrrowwmeoww
    @mrrowwmeoww 9 місяців тому +13

    it's insane how much more normal jerma would seem if he just admitted he was zerking off instead of saying "i have no idea what that's doing in the room"

  • @theclown6217
    @theclown6217 9 місяців тому +13

    No guys the lotion wasnt for a very common thing, no no no, I was EATING it. :). The much more normal and acceptable use for lotion. :).

  • @cannedrabies
    @cannedrabies 9 місяців тому +33

    theres a "jerma naked compilation" i used to watch all the time

    • @leebobeebo
      @leebobeebo 9 місяців тому +11

      ayo you got a link? haha just kidding lol haha fr though drop the link jkjk just goofin hahaha link tho? hahaha

    • @cannedrabies
      @cannedrabies 9 місяців тому

      @@leebobeebo ua-cam.com/video/4H3Ixnz-Zn4/v-deo.html

    • @seacatgirls
      @seacatgirls 9 місяців тому +4

      can we get a link asking for a friend

  • @ValeBridges
    @ValeBridges 9 місяців тому +17

    Seeing chat go on about lotion and tissues made me think, "oh this is the funny bit" but no, I was completely blindsided by "these are dog vitamins, I don't think I was eating this but I might have been," I don't think my brain can fully process that admission

  • @natszmidt7883
    @natszmidt7883 Місяць тому +3

    I always that the wet sounds were coming from the gatorade bottle and now you mean to tell me he was sloshing his stomach to the microphone like a lunatic????

  • @gracelament
    @gracelament 9 місяців тому +20

    you don't understand, this horribly unflattering photo IS A PHOTO OF ME

  • @clovercurator7997
    @clovercurator7997 9 місяців тому +61

    Oh god the hamburger helper clip is killing me im gonna be sick. Why did he fucking do that its so fucking funny

    • @DizzyEyes94
      @DizzyEyes94 8 місяців тому +11

      The way he dances around confirming that it's a picture of him for so long that nobody believes him once he admits it is the kind of thing you could only get from Jerma

  • @SpaceKadet1454
    @SpaceKadet1454 3 місяці тому +9

    It is so funny to think once Jerma stops streaming, he strips butt naked, then turns off OBS.

  • @hopefulfriend4163
    @hopefulfriend4163 9 місяців тому +7

    Its still funny to me how Modern Jerma was saying how Classic Jerma was scared of something that wasn't even scary, yet Modern Jerm was jumpscared bad by santa.

  • @veggcar497
    @veggcar497 9 місяців тому +11

    One night I went to sleep after watching jerma streams, then randomly the clip at 4:16 started playing, I was so confused and terrified. I got up and turned it off, and I’ve been searching for months for the clip, and I’ve finally found it. Thank you

  • @GP423
    @GP423 9 місяців тому +19

    I know people have brought this up before, but the voice crack on Penny's Theme is made even worse by the fact that even if it hadn't happened, he came in too early in the song, so it was just a mess LMAO

  • @blxrwtch
    @blxrwtch 7 місяців тому +41

    Him accidentally showing a fucked up picture of himself lying down instead of a picture of Hamburger Helper has me crying actual tears of laughter

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 9 місяців тому +17

    I sobbed hysterically this whole video I don’t have tears left to cry anymore

  • @dust6590
    @dust6590 9 місяців тому +32

    Jerma really jusy seems like one of the most genuine, sweetest guys ever, especially on the internet. It's so awesome that there's someone as authentic as him, I think he's changed so many if his viewer's lives for the better, I know he has mine lol

    • @-althea-
      @-althea- 9 місяців тому +2

      Nyaw 😢🥺💗 - sincerely, jerma985

    • @meyague
      @meyague 8 місяців тому

      ​@@-althea- get a life

    • @-althea-
      @-althea- 8 місяців тому

      @@meyague take a joke

    • @meyague
      @meyague 8 місяців тому

      @@-althea- i can take a joke, you're just a creep

    • @meyague
      @meyague 8 місяців тому

      @@-althea- get a life

  • @luazul_
    @luazul_ 9 місяців тому +70

    03:17 is so fucking funny, its the beginning of the video and i already have tears in my eyes oh my god

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 9 місяців тому +27

    It's impressive how they really did keep getting worse. Wow.

  • @akw94926
    @akw94926 5 місяців тому +7

    DEPRAVED streamer would rather have you think he eats dog vitamins than admit to ZERKING OFF

  • @thatfroggie
    @thatfroggie 8 місяців тому +5

    Take a shot every time he says “I don’t even care” when he very obviously cares

  • @pharaohanakaris
    @pharaohanakaris 9 місяців тому +44

    "lotion and napkins"

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler 3 місяці тому +8

    19:15 when you miss every button on the QTE

  • @elle9834
    @elle9834 9 місяців тому +12

    The final clip is still the funniest to me. It is so deeply disturbing the first few times ive watched it but then it suddenly became the funniest thing ever. I can laugh for hours just to that one clip and the absurdity of it, I love it so much, never change jerme, and I hope to see more amazing zerks in the future!

  • @qqweebird
    @qqweebird 2 місяці тому +3

    the number of times that jerma has talked about his nightmares/fear of being naked on cam has made ME have nightmares of him being naked on cam. people talk about their "jerma dreams" but all of mine are just him flashing us 😭

  • @mamaluigi6949
    @mamaluigi6949 9 місяців тому +33

    22:45 i don't know why "Collab with NakeyJakey jermaVenus" made me laugh so hard

  • @aceisawesome_
    @aceisawesome_ 8 місяців тому +10

    the journey of slowly travelling through the picture to find the face is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen

  • @MajikButton
    @MajikButton 9 місяців тому +12

    his career ended 11 times in this video, yet he’s still streaming, jerma really will live forever

  • @WalnutBun
    @WalnutBun 8 місяців тому +9

    "It's not lotion, it's a big bottle of dog vitamins that I might have been eating" Jerma, that's *worse*

  • @SillySkull
    @SillySkull 9 місяців тому +10

    35:41 chatter - “I just laughed so hard I puked” 💀💀💀

  • @GuywholikesCats1
    @GuywholikesCats1 9 місяців тому +18

    I totally manifested this and no one can tell me otherwise

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  9 місяців тому +9

      Positive manifestation

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 9 місяців тому +5

    it was perhaps more hurtful for him to explain why there would be lotion in his room than for it to get spotted at all
    I also love how he'd much prefer to confess to wearing a tube top rather than admit he's topless at his own home