Hiya everybody! Long time no see! I hope things are going well for you all and I hope you're having a great day! Be sure to drink plenty of water, and get any exercise you can!
if youve seen the "Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages" compilations you know he has heat-seeking vision for that shit, and also misreads things as way worse than what they actually said
his excuses are the absolute worst every time too 😭"no guys its not lotion, it was dog vitamins that i might've been eating, also i wasnt naked i was wearing a tube top"
The first one is decently likely to be true, but the second one is just so much worse than "yeah i didnt have my shirt on when i was setting up the stream"
dude he literally zerked and zummed all over the camera grunting the whole time in front of his audience of twelve year olds what more evidence do you need
like having lotion and tissues in your room doesn’t automatically mean he was jerking off, i have lotion and tissues in my room not right next to each other but still
I love how Jerma talks about being afraid of a career ending moment, only to immediately do that very thing 10 seconds later. Literally a ‘fuck it we ball’ mentality lmao.
Someone else said it before but I love how Jerma is more comfortable saying that when he was like, 20 years old, he didn't have lotion in his room to zerk off like a lot of men his age, no no, he was eating DOG VITAMINS guys
the dog vitamins bit is hysterical because every single person watching knows that he has a dog. like this isn't a secret. he didn't have to say anything about potentially eating it he could have gone "wtf are those dog vitamins?? i guess that was for otto" but he just dug himself even deeper
it will NEVER stop being absurdly funny that, in order to escape the jacking off accusations, jerma said he had a MASSIVE pump of dog vitamins that he "might have" been eating. i choose to believe him because it's WAY funnier. Do you think they tasted good or was he pumping disgusting, bitter vitamins into his mouth. Were they better than human vitamins
I work at a pet supply store and it genuinely does look like the fish oil supplements we sell for dogs but again, WHY would he have that on his bedside table
him freaking out over potentially being on cam with his zip down (which at most would be 10 pixels of boxers showing at MOST) is so much funnier to me considering just last year we all accidentally ended up seeing fellow streamer ludwigs fucking balls, all said "ok" and then proceeded to forget it ever happened and ludwig has been doing fine ever since
You’d think that somewhere in the middle of typing “Ludwig balls” into google that i would anticipate seeing them and not be surprised, but I still felt scandalised when I saw those burratas.
It's funny that the first thing Jerma do after streaming is to immediately STRIP NAKED and do something on his computer only then for him to turn off the camera and reap the consequences.
i love 9:57 bc he has a huge of bottle of starter fluid and it's so funny to imagine jerma just fucking huffing a shit ton of ether before every stream and going insane
@@FloofMother why does he have car oil? are you telling me that if jerma huffed car oil and shit he wouldn't start shoving dog vitamins down his greedy gullet?
thinking about that one comment when jerma was naked during the smite stream and someone said "he uncrops his photos on stream like someone peeling the foil off of a chocolate bar"
I love when jerma worries about his fly being open despite having his webcam cropped so small to the 5% of space in the corner of his camera and you can only see his head and shoulders
7:52 the "career-ending squeak" was impressively bad, i could never live down a noise like that. not only did he lose the fight but he lost a piece of himself as well
I love how much effort he goes through to slowly reveal the picture of him sleeping in order to prove that it’s him, and when he finally does it it has done literally nothing to prove that it’s him
The funniest thing to me about the picture of Jerma sleeping is Holly took it, which means she saw him looking like and her first instinct was to take out her phone and post it online knowing full well how golden it is 💀☠️
The accidental naked webcam moments were so astounding back then. When he started voluntarily showing images of himself shirtless on stream it was the biggest sign he stopped caring about his career and was going to retire LOL
His absolutely bizarre explanation for the career ending lotion and the comment "Rayman hair" had me literally sobbing with laughter for several minutes straight, bravo
I think 22:53 might be the most i've laughed at a streamer clip ever. The few seconds before the camera goes on, the one second freeze frame, Jerma's deadpan expression saying it doesn't matter morphing into silent laughing as the chat explodes, it's all fucking incredible
My favorite jerma moment (before even he had a cult following like this) was when he was playing typing of the dead and pointed the camera down at his keyboard, and you could see a bulge and everyone kept saying uwu bulge and he screamed. Then he spilled a beer on his keyboard and it started taking screenshots
My favorite chat insults about the career ending hair: -Broccoli Hair -Pineapple Hair -Villain in an 80s skating movie hair -Distant Bird in Painting Hair
john crops i adore you i started watching jerma in july 2022 because of your compilations of him reading questionable chat messages. u Literally changed my life mate
I love how to deny the notion that he zerks off, something natural that most everyone does, he instead claims to have been possibly eating Omega 3 cream(?) for dogs
considering that most creators' "career ending moments" are like, being exposed for grooming minors, sexual assault, or being disgustingly racist, it is very refreshing to see jerma repeatedly "end his own career" by shit like having a bad hair day or his voice cracking. i hope to see more career ending moments in the future of his ongoing career
I find it so funny that every time he had an obs fail and it captured him naked, it was when he was showing a controller + saying he had a shirt on, but we couldn't see it.
the career ending hair literally made me laugh so hard i cried, especially the sunburn after he took off the VR headset. 💀 he’s acting like the headband pulled clumps of hair out of his head he’s so strange
You have to love the fact that for every other online creator, a career ending moment is being outed as like a scammer or a sexual predator but Jerma's idea of a career ending moment is having is his fly unzipped
just wanted to say you're one of my favorite Jerma editors, the amount of work and time you put into these compilations really shows, thank you John Crops
I completely agree, and I just want to say the fact that a “jerma editor” is a thing is both beautiful and really really funny. Keep having fun editing!
3:36 I had a similar weird thing with earbuds in highschool. If i was walking down the hall, peeps going to classes, and i had both earbuds in, i couldn't breathe. Like, my thought was that i needed to breathe so loud that i could hear it over my music. Otherwise, i wasn't breathing.
it's insane how much more normal jerma would seem if he just admitted he was zerking off instead of saying "i have no idea what that's doing in the room"
Seeing chat go on about lotion and tissues made me think, "oh this is the funny bit" but no, I was completely blindsided by "these are dog vitamins, I don't think I was eating this but I might have been," I don't think my brain can fully process that admission
I always that the wet sounds were coming from the gatorade bottle and now you mean to tell me he was sloshing his stomach to the microphone like a lunatic????
The way he dances around confirming that it's a picture of him for so long that nobody believes him once he admits it is the kind of thing you could only get from Jerma
Its still funny to me how Modern Jerma was saying how Classic Jerma was scared of something that wasn't even scary, yet Modern Jerm was jumpscared bad by santa.
One night I went to sleep after watching jerma streams, then randomly the clip at 4:16 started playing, I was so confused and terrified. I got up and turned it off, and I’ve been searching for months for the clip, and I’ve finally found it. Thank you
I know people have brought this up before, but the voice crack on Penny's Theme is made even worse by the fact that even if it hadn't happened, he came in too early in the song, so it was just a mess LMAO
Jerma really jusy seems like one of the most genuine, sweetest guys ever, especially on the internet. It's so awesome that there's someone as authentic as him, I think he's changed so many if his viewer's lives for the better, I know he has mine lol
The final clip is still the funniest to me. It is so deeply disturbing the first few times ive watched it but then it suddenly became the funniest thing ever. I can laugh for hours just to that one clip and the absurdity of it, I love it so much, never change jerme, and I hope to see more amazing zerks in the future!
the number of times that jerma has talked about his nightmares/fear of being naked on cam has made ME have nightmares of him being naked on cam. people talk about their "jerma dreams" but all of mine are just him flashing us 😭
it was perhaps more hurtful for him to explain why there would be lotion in his room than for it to get spotted at all I also love how he'd much prefer to confess to wearing a tube top rather than admit he's topless at his own home
Hiya everybody! Long time no see! I hope things are going well for you all and I hope you're having a great day! Be sure to drink plenty of water, and get any exercise you can!
its over, your career is over
ok
welcome back!!
helloooo thanks for another video, love your editing ! hope to see more questionable chat messages if possible
@@JoeDejacqueseconding this
Eating his brother’s food ✅
Eating his girlfriend’s food ✅
Eating his dog’s vitamins ✅
The Greedy Grinner
Eating his doctor's bugs
The Gluttony Grinner!
I like to think he's doing the chin face when he's being a greedy little muncher
He's eating for two 🥰
what the fuck does this mean im giggling so much
I’ll never understand how he looks at a sea of comments and sees the ONE person that just says “Zipper”
adrenaline makes you more alert in near-death situations
Your profile pic and name really took me back
if youve seen the "Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages" compilations you know he has heat-seeking vision for that shit, and also misreads things as way worse than what they actually said
He was so worried because he goes commando
i think thats just an inherent streamer trait
21:11 I remember someone once saying that it takes a second for jermas clothes to load in
Dreamcast was such a flop it can’t even load clothes irl 😔
@@fentanylfrog8403ikr. The Dreamcast fucking sucks lmao.
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the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao
I feel like the majority of his fly-related fears can be solved by simply wearing underwear
Risking penis exposure is better than wearing underwear for Jerma
he doesnt have any :(
He likes the danger
@@jw-06 Donald Duck Andy
@@Leetgrain Exhibitionism Andy
his excuses are the absolute worst every time too 😭"no guys its not lotion, it was dog vitamins that i might've been eating, also i wasnt naked i was wearing a tube top"
The first one is decently likely to be true, but the second one is just so much worse than "yeah i didnt have my shirt on when i was setting up the stream"
@@pair_of_fins i mean he could've stopped at dog vitamins, he had absolutely no reason to say that he was possibly eating them 💀
I rewatched the vod and a few minutes later he adds that the tissue box was empty unprompted, he loves digging himself deeper into the hole lmao
jerma lives in a fascinating universe where somehow eating dog vitamins in gel form is LESS bizarre than zerking it
@@pair_of_fins I was so curious that I looked up "Omega 3 dog vitamins" and I'm pretty sure it's the brand Natural Dog Company judging by the label
I dont know why but 'you have to go offline' is the funniest shit ever
It sounded like a PR team freaking tf outt
NO RECOVERY POSSIBLE FROM CAREER ENDING SQUEAK
Banished for his own good by chat
The URGENCY
"Mr President the public cannot know"
He HAS to stop being naked when he’s testing his camera or whatever this KEEPS happening to him
You wanna be besties?
@@officerminOmg yesss lets all be friends!
friend time
It's friending time
friends friends friends !
Love that ACTUAL career ending moments for most streamers is like being a groomer but his is just having bad hair 😭😭
Streamer gets cancelled for NOT grooming
Psychopath streamer fans DEMAND him to groom a small person
ZYCHO STREAMER gets CANCELLED for side burns being ASYMMETRICAL
@@matthewbradshaw9737 +2 joke
dude he literally zerked and zummed all over the camera grunting the whole time in front of his audience of twelve year olds what more evidence do you need
Jerma convincing people he was taking dog vitamins is worse than him just admitting he had lotion and tissues in his room
It’s for Otto
@@FloofMother I'd buy that if he didn't immediately follow up dog vitamins with "I might have been eating them" lmao
@@kaitlin9288 every dog owner eats something meant for their dog at least once out of curiosity
like having lotion and tissues in your room doesn’t automatically mean he was jerking off, i have lotion and tissues in my room not right next to each other but still
@@FloofMotherno the fuck they do not 💀💀
I love the idea that he ends stream, takes his shirt off and THEN closes OBS
no he ends the stream, takes of his shirt, stops the recording on OBS, then just doesn't close OBS and uses the same instance the next day
No it's the opposite he starts stream then puts a shirt on
No, he whips his cock out, starts stream, flashes it, gets upset about it, ends stream, takes his shirt off, closes OBS, then zips up his pants
@@junipre985i can imagine him being one of those freaks who’s pc has been on for 4 months
@@chuckbatmangaminghe starts the stream then takes off the shirt
I really like the guy that said "FLACCID" when the lightsaber wouldn't turn on
Lightsaber ED
Patrick Weightman
Patrick Weightman
I saw that chat message, and genuinely thought they were talking about his dick 😭
Like, yeah, I'd hope so?????
@@leskoopmann6714this isn’t a CaseOh compilation
@@CrazedKasaJizo no thats...thats the name of the original commenter
"I don't care, I don't give a shit, you think this embarrasses me?"
*Proceeds to care and get more and more embarrassed*
jerma the bashful
@@decadryl exhibitionist andy
Andyre
@@decadryl for some reason yotuube translated this comment to english and it said "he said bashfully"
I love how Jerma talks about being afraid of a career ending moment, only to immediately do that very thing 10 seconds later. Literally a ‘fuck it we ball’ mentality lmao.
what the hell i thought we had the same pfp
holy shit two denjis
"ch-chat no im not going to do a career ending moment. you really think im gonna- ok fine i'll do it"
After some consideration, we ball.
he WANTS it to be over
Jerma when literally anything slightly embarrassing happens: *MY ENTIRE CAREER IS OVER!!!!*
IT'S OVER !
he’s just like me fr
"peep the snore" is an underrated chat message for career ending picture lol
Peep the snorer.
Absolute snoozer
Someone else said it before but I love how Jerma is more comfortable saying that when he was like, 20 years old, he didn't have lotion in his room to zerk off like a lot of men his age, no no, he was eating DOG VITAMINS guys
HE HAS A DOG AND HE ATE IT OUT OF CURIOSITY EVERYONE DOES THAT WITH THEIR DOG’s FOOD AND TREATS
I want to believe both: my man zerked off AND also accidentally admitted to eating dog vitamins
@@Eye-Of-The-Beholder zerks off WHILE eating dog vitamins, man's a SICKO!!!!
Zerks off using dog vitamins.
@@FloofMother he ate his dog AGAIN?
the dog vitamins bit is hysterical because every single person watching knows that he has a dog. like this isn't a secret. he didn't have to say anything about potentially eating it he could have gone "wtf are those dog vitamins?? i guess that was for otto" but he just dug himself even deeper
it will NEVER stop being absurdly funny that, in order to escape the jacking off accusations, jerma said he had a MASSIVE pump of dog vitamins that he "might have" been eating. i choose to believe him because it's WAY funnier. Do you think they tasted good or was he pumping disgusting, bitter vitamins into his mouth. Were they better than human vitamins
He would rather have people believing he ate dog vitamins than jacked off. So fucking absurd 😭
WHY was he eating dog vitamins he come up with the WORST excuse like what is going on in this man’s head
@@SPARKRIZZLEescaping the catboy allegations
I work at a pet supply store and it genuinely does look like the fish oil supplements we sell for dogs but again, WHY would he have that on his bedside table
That was the funniest part he’s like, wait let me explain, I wasn’t jacking off it was DOG VITAMINS. LMFAO
him freaking out over potentially being on cam with his zip down (which at most would be 10 pixels of boxers showing at MOST) is so much funnier to me considering just last year we all accidentally ended up seeing fellow streamer ludwigs fucking balls, all said "ok" and then proceeded to forget it ever happened and ludwig has been doing fine ever since
I hadn't even heard of Ludwig balls, I was thinking of Speed thrusting the camera
link?
@@Crazing why do you wanna see ludwig's balls
You’d think that somewhere in the middle of typing “Ludwig balls” into google that i would anticipate seeing them and not be surprised, but I still felt scandalised when I saw those burratas.
Wait what when did Ludwig show his balls LMAO
Actually cried laughing and couldn’t breathe at him trying to slowly reveal the photo and making it worse every time
True couldn’t breathe
@@justastrangerB me too
@@sethd.8381 😊
From what I've seen, Jerma pulls photos to the screen as if he was actually carrying a big-ass box. Like they're HEAVY
I was about to click off the video, then your comment made me watch that part and i had the same reaction, now my throat hurts from laughing
It's funny that the first thing Jerma do after streaming is to immediately STRIP NAKED and do something on his computer only then for him to turn off the camera and reap the consequences.
i love 9:57 bc he has a huge of bottle of starter fluid and it's so funny to imagine jerma just fucking huffing a shit ton of ether before every stream and going insane
AND THEN HE EATS A SHIT TON OF DOG VITAMINS. HE JUST HUFFS A SHIT TON OF ETHER AND EATS DOG VITAMINS EVERY STREAM
@@junipre985he has a dog that’s what the vitamins are for, and he ate them sometimes out of curiosity which every dog owner does
@@FloofMother why does he have car oil? are you telling me that if jerma huffed car oil and shit he wouldn't start shoving dog vitamins down his greedy gullet?
@@FloofMotherno they don't
@@FloofMothernah man i watched the snail plasma episode of spongebob and i have a lifelong fear of taking pet medicine
seeing the chat messages warning him not to sing it right before he performed the career ending voice crack was beautiful
Time travellers trying to save him in vain.
@RedHairedZander Maybe if he heeded their warnings his career wouldnt have been destroyed in those next few moments
13:08 I love that he treats this like he cant just adjust his hair. It terminal hes doomed to have bad hair the rest of his life
that implies he usually doesn't style it, it's naturally this perfect
thinking about that one comment when jerma was naked during the smite stream and someone said "he uncrops his photos on stream like someone peeling the foil off of a chocolate bar"
HELP HE DOES
HELPPPPP
LMAOO YEAH
It's so inspiring to see Jerma rebuild his career all these times over. A modern day Sisyphus.
I love when jerma worries about his fly being open despite having his webcam cropped so small to the 5% of space in the corner of his camera and you can only see his head and shoulders
"My career's ended."
*proceeds to double down on what will end his career*
13:45 i love how his response to chat was to sing the first two syllables of the national anthem, truly an american patriot
7:52 the "career-ending squeak" was impressively bad, i could never live down a noise like that. not only did he lose the fight but he lost a piece of himself as well
21:20
You can tell in his eyes that he's questioning if that was real or if he was having the nightmare again.
Being on the Internet Cafe stream when he first showed that picture was a life changing moment for me
it's insane that he reveals pictures by slowly unfurling them
I'm cry laughing at this 😭😭
@@unnaturallynatural8885Ancient Scroll Andy
someone said 'narcissist' in chat and it killed me
one of the few jerma streams I caught live 😭
sometimes jeremy gives me so much second hand embarrassment i have to set my phone down and take a walk before finishing the video
Who the fuck is Jeremy?
34:19 I just love how the shaking makes that sound adding to zerk off
Thats his ZOCK being ZERKED
@@figo5862 Zhat's zis COCK zeing JERKED
I love the little shit eating grin he gets when he internalizes what he's doing
i have one of those “grin of realization” moments saved as a gif and i use it probably every day. it’s a very specific emotion only jerma can capture
23:07
I love how much effort he goes through to slowly reveal the picture of him sleeping in order to prove that it’s him, and when he finally does it it has done literally nothing to prove that it’s him
It's so freaking funny that Jerma's tic word whenever he's embarrassed is "whatever", like he's trying to convince himself he doesn't care
Squall "Jerma" Leonhart
The funniest thing to me about the picture of Jerma sleeping is Holly took it, which means she saw him looking like and her first instinct was to take out her phone and post it online knowing full well how golden it is 💀☠️
The intro ending with "My careers not over, alright? It just got started." went unreasonably hard
The accidental naked webcam moments were so astounding back then. When he started voluntarily showing images of himself shirtless on stream it was the biggest sign he stopped caring about his career and was going to retire LOL
he retired?
@@meyagueeffectively yes
@@nuclearpotato4073 wait fr?
@@riqopowpowStop asking me questions.
His absolutely bizarre explanation for the career ending lotion and the comment "Rayman hair" had me literally sobbing with laughter for several minutes straight, bravo
I think 22:53 might be the most i've laughed at a streamer clip ever. The few seconds before the camera goes on, the one second freeze frame, Jerma's deadpan expression saying it doesn't matter morphing into silent laughing as the chat explodes, it's all fucking incredible
My personal favourite aspect is just how quickly it snowballs from "I dunno, whatever." to "I'm just happy that you didn't see my dick"
I love how during the career ending boss fight in full gimme mode some guy in chat just goes "You good bro?"
My favorite jerma moment (before even he had a cult following like this) was when he was playing typing of the dead and pointed the camera down at his keyboard, and you could see a bulge and everyone kept saying uwu bulge and he screamed. Then he spilled a beer on his keyboard and it started taking screenshots
" Scrambled egg?
Oh they got all the letters in here!
Drink!
**Ungodly squeal** "
My favorite chat insults about the career ending hair:
-Broccoli Hair
-Pineapple Hair
-Villain in an 80s skating movie hair
-Distant Bird in Painting Hair
His hair is like when you open a thick book in the middle. 📖
34:30 I like how you can see the EXACT moment he realizes what he just did
john crops i adore you i started watching jerma in july 2022 because of your compilations of him reading questionable chat messages. u Literally changed my life mate
Hey I'm glad to have been the one to introduce you to the magical man known as Jerma985 :)
Same here
6:05 I really appreciate this edit to give context, I rarely see something like that in compilations.
Shion pfp
I love how to deny the notion that he zerks off, something natural that most everyone does, he instead claims to have been possibly eating Omega 3 cream(?) for dogs
34:28 I LOVE HOW HE TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE CHAT, GETS EMBARASSED AND TURNS OFF HIS CAMERA 😭
considering that most creators' "career ending moments" are like, being exposed for grooming minors, sexual assault, or being disgustingly racist, it is very refreshing to see jerma repeatedly "end his own career" by shit like having a bad hair day or his voice cracking. i hope to see more career ending moments in the future of his ongoing career
I’m afraid his “ongoing career” will be no more if this behavior of his continues
uhhh he threatened to put chat in a meat grinder… that’s pretty career ending imo
@@pipclipYou're going in next
I find it so funny that every time he had an obs fail and it captured him naked, it was when he was showing a controller + saying he had a shirt on, but we couldn't see it.
that sleeping pic one is so fucking good. it just keeps going and going.
People see Lotion and tissues and assume he's zerking off
Jerma: "It's dog vitamins and I wasn't eating it! I swear!!!"
Love having chat on screen, thank you
I always love when you can hear Holly absolutely losing her mind over Jerma's shenanigans, it was lovely to have it pointed out in the corner :)
Ikr, that always elevates whatever Jerma's doing, it's priceless
That picture reveal around 30:00 omfggg, I had to pause my stomach was hurting from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
love how this looks like a thought bubble/flashback. great editing 6:10
21:49 "Shave, you pirate" man they didnt even KNOW how pirate he was gonna go
idk why but OMEGABIBLE has never left my mind, it should be a global twitch emote
the career ending hair literally made me laugh so hard i cried, especially the sunburn after he took off the VR headset. 💀 he’s acting like the headband pulled clumps of hair out of his head he’s so strange
The Rayman comment during the VR stream is so fucking funny like hes even wearing a purple shirt!?
4:34 particle accelerator
His "yoyoyoyo" Malenia breakdown is honestly one of my favorite because with the context it's so cathartic and insane.
You have to love the fact that for every other online creator, a career ending moment is being outed as like a scammer or a sexual predator but Jerma's idea of a career ending moment is having is his fly unzipped
IT'S SO OVER!
WE'RE SO BACK!
IT'S SO OVER!
WE'RE SO BACK!
ITS SO OVER.
WE'RE SO BACK!
ITS
I wondered why your username was so familiar, based Oney enjoyer lol
@@fentanylfrog8403 Please save me Lyle. Save me. Save me Lyle.
Jerma's reason why VR will never catch on: causes Bad, Catastrophic Hair
just wanted to say you're one of my favorite Jerma editors, the amount of work and time you put into these compilations really shows, thank you John Crops
Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the videos
I completely agree, and I just want to say the fact that a “jerma editor” is a thing is both beautiful and really really funny. Keep having fun editing!
3:36 I had a similar weird thing with earbuds in highschool. If i was walking down the hall, peeps going to classes, and i had both earbuds in, i couldn't breathe. Like, my thought was that i needed to breathe so loud that i could hear it over my music. Otherwise, i wasn't breathing.
That’s a sign of early onset dementia
@@Piss-l9iIn Highschool?
Oh my god me too
The fact theres almost 40 mins of this is crazy 😭
it's insane how much more normal jerma would seem if he just admitted he was zerking off instead of saying "i have no idea what that's doing in the room"
No guys the lotion wasnt for a very common thing, no no no, I was EATING it. :). The much more normal and acceptable use for lotion. :).
theres a "jerma naked compilation" i used to watch all the time
ayo you got a link? haha just kidding lol haha fr though drop the link jkjk just goofin hahaha link tho? hahaha
@@leebobeebo ua-cam.com/video/4H3Ixnz-Zn4/v-deo.html
can we get a link asking for a friend
Seeing chat go on about lotion and tissues made me think, "oh this is the funny bit" but no, I was completely blindsided by "these are dog vitamins, I don't think I was eating this but I might have been," I don't think my brain can fully process that admission
I always that the wet sounds were coming from the gatorade bottle and now you mean to tell me he was sloshing his stomach to the microphone like a lunatic????
you don't understand, this horribly unflattering photo IS A PHOTO OF ME
Oh god the hamburger helper clip is killing me im gonna be sick. Why did he fucking do that its so fucking funny
The way he dances around confirming that it's a picture of him for so long that nobody believes him once he admits it is the kind of thing you could only get from Jerma
It is so funny to think once Jerma stops streaming, he strips butt naked, then turns off OBS.
Its still funny to me how Modern Jerma was saying how Classic Jerma was scared of something that wasn't even scary, yet Modern Jerm was jumpscared bad by santa.
One night I went to sleep after watching jerma streams, then randomly the clip at 4:16 started playing, I was so confused and terrified. I got up and turned it off, and I’ve been searching for months for the clip, and I’ve finally found it. Thank you
I know people have brought this up before, but the voice crack on Penny's Theme is made even worse by the fact that even if it hadn't happened, he came in too early in the song, so it was just a mess LMAO
Him accidentally showing a fucked up picture of himself lying down instead of a picture of Hamburger Helper has me crying actual tears of laughter
I sobbed hysterically this whole video I don’t have tears left to cry anymore
Jerma really jusy seems like one of the most genuine, sweetest guys ever, especially on the internet. It's so awesome that there's someone as authentic as him, I think he's changed so many if his viewer's lives for the better, I know he has mine lol
Nyaw 😢🥺💗 - sincerely, jerma985
@@-althea- get a life
@@meyague take a joke
@@-althea- i can take a joke, you're just a creep
@@-althea- get a life
03:17 is so fucking funny, its the beginning of the video and i already have tears in my eyes oh my god
It's impressive how they really did keep getting worse. Wow.
DEPRAVED streamer would rather have you think he eats dog vitamins than admit to ZERKING OFF
Take a shot every time he says “I don’t even care” when he very obviously cares
"lotion and napkins"
oddly specific 👀
19:15 when you miss every button on the QTE
The final clip is still the funniest to me. It is so deeply disturbing the first few times ive watched it but then it suddenly became the funniest thing ever. I can laugh for hours just to that one clip and the absurdity of it, I love it so much, never change jerme, and I hope to see more amazing zerks in the future!
the number of times that jerma has talked about his nightmares/fear of being naked on cam has made ME have nightmares of him being naked on cam. people talk about their "jerma dreams" but all of mine are just him flashing us 😭
22:45 i don't know why "Collab with NakeyJakey jermaVenus" made me laugh so hard
the journey of slowly travelling through the picture to find the face is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
his career ended 11 times in this video, yet he’s still streaming, jerma really will live forever
"It's not lotion, it's a big bottle of dog vitamins that I might have been eating" Jerma, that's *worse*
35:41 chatter - “I just laughed so hard I puked” 💀💀💀
I totally manifested this and no one can tell me otherwise
Positive manifestation
it was perhaps more hurtful for him to explain why there would be lotion in his room than for it to get spotted at all
I also love how he'd much prefer to confess to wearing a tube top rather than admit he's topless at his own home