Everyone is here Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem x.com/jackclishem Originally Streamed November 27th 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
12:10 "He's got a weapon" during that chaotic string of events fucking KILLS me. The guy's just standing there but Jerma's so paranoid that he thinks that lootbug is going to beat him to death with a blunt object. Incredible.
caught the stream live and watching Jerma walk into the same dead end 17 times in a row was so frustratingly funny to watch. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was a bit or not lolol
It is not a bit, he is just terrible at directions. Look at the Nightmare of the Consumer stream where he gets lost in a grocery store repeatedly - one of the easiest to navigate spaces of all time.
Does he have ADHD? I vaguely remember it being mentioned before but I don’t know if that’s confirmed. My spatial awareness is just as bad and I have ADHD lol
17:38 Someone tell Corvax he absolutely MUST make an animation where Jerma invades someone's home and this dialogue plays while he searches for the sole survivor who's hiding under a bed
I like how confused he was that he had a heart beat at 6:00. It's almost like he is a lifeless lich that spreads his influence through necromancy and internet memes.
Jerma's habit of talking to a wall in multiplayer games and moving his head as if he's talking to someone in-game when he's really just talking to himself is my favorite thing ever
12:00 is so fucking funny. The fact that the spider and the hoarding bug look at him and he's like "oh shit, he has a weapon" as he holds a piece of scrap.
@@tetriminol1278How often are people coming to this part of this abandoned moon that the giants have evolved for their diet to be workers? Nah, punkin. Big punken.
4:07 this PSYCHOPATH is excited when his friend dies, realizes only based on everyone elses reaction, that he should be sad and fakes sadness. truly terrifying.
The way he goes past his strangled, incomprehensibly mumbling teammate going “oh goddammit!” before moving on is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a game.
10:57 This sequence of events is so funny. The fart, the stange blob, the spider chasing sneeg like a scooby doo episode, then the little bug holding the axel as if it it was jermas and he was caught stealing it, only for the spider to creep up behind it, comedically pause to stare, then chase jerma as he hits a dea end and dies to the ooze. All while people are screaming and dying one by one in the background.
The fuckin cartoon chase at 12:00 and his stuttering after seeing the monster at 13:34 makes me think legitimately think that Jerma is a Loony Tunes character.
29:02 i first saw this clutch from ster's perspective, and later went to jerma stream to check it out and it was amazing how jerma was convincing everyone to trust in him, shame the cheers at the end got edited out
@@James-nu6rq ua-cam.com/video/eVAHpWxOmsM/v-deo.htmlsi=lHh1zYHBH_ZYSpBO&t=5817 this is ster's pov, it should start at 1:36:55, i recommend watching it first its a realy intense clutch and jerma's pov does not do it justice. Stop when everyone respawns and switch to ua-cam.com/video/6FGmH0150MY/v-deo.htmlsi=5xAOgtdZXmjX7Zlo&t=5640 for jerma's pov whitch should start at 1:34:00
@@James-nu6rq ua-cam.com/video/vxuMo-oWA9o/v-deo.html (not the VOD, but two birds one stone with the POVs). Begins around 50:45, after Jerma is slain. ua-cam.com/video/eVAHpWxOmsM/v-deo.html 1:35:45 - Ster's POV (Cuz I find the "I'm annunciating my voice incredibly well" part very funny) ua-cam.com/video/6FGmH0150MY/v-deo.html 1:32:00 - Jerma's POV
@@madjack1748exactly what I was thinking of, I remember being both disgusted and laughing at the giant blighttown bugs getting stuck inside of me while fighting for my life
2:50 haunted house 12:00 scooby doo spider 12:13 he’s got a weapon 23:45 youre gonna get us killed man singing in the fucking hallway CHILL OUT 27:05 clint eastwood 49:15 in unison turn
23:45 poke goes from offering ranboo coke to flirting to "YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED MAN" while ranboo is still trying to get the one joke out is fucking hilarious
I like that, just when he's saying you can't tell people apart by their mario voices, you can hear Vinny's luigi and it's familiar enough that it's immediately recognisable.
This was a pretty hectic stream, but a lot of them were also great additions to the team (Ross especially), and I'd love to see them revisit the Team vs Team thing they did. Maybe someday someone could mod in a system where two ships land on the same planet so you can actually compete with each other?
would be neat game has a seed system - id imagine someone could make a system where you can load a specific seed and people could compete. no super fancy framework needed
That span of everyone getting on Ster for leaving early all the way to them cheering on his escape is why I love when Jerma plays with this particular group.
I really love Poke as an addition to this group lmao. When did he start playing with Jerma and the boys? Or do they go way back? I haven't been keeping up with my Jerma lore.
Bruh. That felt like the elephant in the room for so long lol. I kept hearing it on people’s streams and thinking “is anyone gonna mention that?” And for so long nobody would
Jerma was ZONKED this stream, my man couldn't understand anything and NEVER LISTENED to anyone(while constantly speaking to himself). The retirement just kicked in😢
My favorite part is where he cut out where ster stood up for himself when helping jerma out with giving him a bolt to come to the ship like a warrior who claimed land but by pulling out a hair dryer shaming jerma into a 20 minutes silence
Jerma saying, "Let's have a party in the abandoned fucking warehouse bro!" made me think of a game, like this, but the goal is for everyone to set up a fucking awesome party in fucked up locations and there's shit. Basically just this. This but party time. You get it
22:15 Did he just mistake the coil-head for another player? Does he not comprehend the difference between a malevolent automaton and a living, thinking human being?
13:34 I fucking died at the "EH, UH, OH, UH, OH, UH!" bit, that's the most perfect encapsulation of panic overriding reason. He needs to leave because the monster is right there, but people walk in completely oblivious to the danger and he WANTS to warn them, but his brain is just shutting down from panic so he just makes incomplete noises and then runs out of the door 🤣
12:10 "He's got a weapon" during that chaotic string of events fucking KILLS me. The guy's just standing there but Jerma's so paranoid that he thinks that lootbug is going to beat him to death with a blunt object. Incredible.
me and my sister were fucking dying laughing over that part in particular
they gotta update the game to let hoard bugs beat the shit outta you with items
Police officer andy
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That was fantastic, all this bad shit going on around him and he points it out like "is if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a weapon!"
caught the stream live and watching Jerma walk into the same dead end 17 times in a row was so frustratingly funny to watch. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was a bit or not lolol
It is not a bit, he is just terrible at directions. Look at the Nightmare of the Consumer stream where he gets lost in a grocery store repeatedly - one of the easiest to navigate spaces of all time.
Haha yeah, he walks to a dead end, says “ah, dead end..”, turns around and walks into someone going to the dead end he was just at, and follows suit!
Does he have ADHD? I vaguely remember it being mentioned before but I don’t know if that’s confirmed. My spatial awareness is just as bad and I have ADHD lol
he's senile lmfao
Pretty sure I do that in this game too
12:00 I can't believe this moment is real. The scene, the voices, it's all like a cartoon
Literal Scooby-Doo chase
WHATS THIS OOZE?!
that moment, all the way until his death, was fucking golden. Even the little bit leading up to it was great
It's so Scooby Doo omg
That whole part genuinely feels like those "not quite scary enough to be a nightmare, but more intense than your average dream" dreams
17:38
Someone tell Corvax he absolutely MUST make an animation where Jerma invades someone's home and this dialogue plays while he searches for the sole survivor who's hiding under a bed
👁 👁
i can imagine the pov with just his bloody shows being visible from under the bed
holy shit lmao, with that context it's great
FETTY WAP ‼️
ay im like hey whats up hello
2:52 I love this part so much
“You know when you go to a haunted house. And-“ 🕷️
I love how the others specifically said “Don’t go that way, there’s a spider” and Jerma was just off in his own little world
GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
nyuu nyuu
YES, that was the best part... that and all of 12:00
I like how confused he was that he had a heart beat at 6:00. It's almost like he is a lifeless lich that spreads his influence through necromancy and internet memes.
Jermancer
no, he's like the lifeless lich who grew a heart by the spirit of christmas
grinchmancer
"fall. you are alone, chat. there is only -2 for you and only rats for your people. you are sus, chat. but i am beyond suspicion. i am the man."
and how ross just thinks he's saying "I'm scared"
Jerma's habit of talking to a wall in multiplayer games and moving his head as if he's talking to someone in-game when he's really just talking to himself is my favorite thing ever
Cannot agree more
17:35 psychopathic killer discovers he killed his entire crew in a fit of blind rage and proceeds to maniacally laugh about it
OH MY GOD
12:00 is so fucking funny. The fact that the spider and the hoarding bug look at him and he's like "oh shit, he has a weapon" as he holds a piece of scrap.
28:21 Jerma tryna do some random ass bit and getting smothered by that bug mid-sentence killed me lmao
the NUN
pokes perspective to that is insanely funny
@@gen-zboomerSEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY…👀👻
@@JDyo001Fr he was in the perfect position to catch it all 💀
I love how jerma does basically nothing the whole time, no picking up items, just watching and dying the entire session.
just like real life :p
15:03 this moment where Jerma goes from panicking from being attacked to "you think the giant guy eats the giant pumpkins?" is so funny
honestly hes asking the real questions
how else would they survive
@@ron133.eating the employees
@@tetriminol1278How often are people coming to this part of this abandoned moon that the giants have evolved for their diet to be workers?
Nah, punkin. Big punken.
@@dylanmonstrum1538 fair point
22:16 "You guys good?" he says to 2 monsters in the distance, before one comes to greet him in person
4:07 this PSYCHOPATH is excited when his friend dies, realizes only based on everyone elses reaction, that he should be sad and fakes sadness. truly terrifying.
12:00 - 12:44 was just a string of moments that literally had me in tears, i cant believe it
The way he goes past his strangled, incomprehensibly mumbling teammate going “oh goddammit!” before moving on is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a game.
the funniest part is despite encountering 4 different monsters, it was the easiest one that got to him
im currently in tears from the same section yes
jerma looking at the most harmless monster in the room: "He's got a weapon!"
category 5 looney toons event
1:21 Jerma’s tangent was cut off here because he did not stop talking about the eternal presence of Walmart until around 10 minutes later.
10:57 This sequence of events is so funny. The fart, the stange blob, the spider chasing sneeg like a scooby doo episode, then the little bug holding the axel as if it it was jermas and he was caught stealing it, only for the spider to creep up behind it, comedically pause to stare, then chase jerma as he hits a dea end and dies to the ooze. All while people are screaming and dying one by one in the background.
I had to figure out whether the fart was an edit or not for a moment there. Reminded me of those random farts Jerma used to sneak into his videos lol
The fuckin cartoon chase at 12:00 and his stuttering after seeing the monster at 13:34 makes me think legitimately think that Jerma is a Loony Tunes character.
40:42 is such a beautiful example of the bystander effect in action
Honestly might be their worst failure ever. Wtf were they doing?
29:02 i first saw this clutch from ster's perspective, and later went to jerma stream to check it out and it was amazing how jerma was convincing everyone to trust in him, shame the cheers at the end got edited out
They're Twitch's best bromance
actually crazy he pulled it off
...I didnt catch the stream, do you remember when that happened in the vod?
@@James-nu6rq ua-cam.com/video/eVAHpWxOmsM/v-deo.htmlsi=lHh1zYHBH_ZYSpBO&t=5817 this is ster's pov, it should start at 1:36:55, i recommend watching it first its a realy intense clutch and jerma's pov does not do it justice. Stop when everyone respawns and switch to
ua-cam.com/video/6FGmH0150MY/v-deo.htmlsi=5xAOgtdZXmjX7Zlo&t=5640 for jerma's pov whitch should start at 1:34:00
@@James-nu6rq
ua-cam.com/video/vxuMo-oWA9o/v-deo.html (not the VOD, but two birds one stone with the POVs). Begins around 50:45, after Jerma is slain.
ua-cam.com/video/eVAHpWxOmsM/v-deo.html 1:35:45 - Ster's POV (Cuz I find the "I'm annunciating my voice incredibly well" part very funny)
ua-cam.com/video/6FGmH0150MY/v-deo.html 1:32:00 - Jerma's POV
11:19 you can tell by his mouse movement that he totally got spooked by the fart sound effect
48:18 The way the ragdolls stretch from explosions in this game is so perfectly cartoony, I love it.
so goddamn animated, and how you only see him fly from off screen is the icing.
I love it when scary or serious games have goofy mechanics like that. Makes me miss the ragdoll flinging from DS1
It reminds me of the horrible roblox ragdolls if they get flinged fast enough
@@madjack1748exactly what I was thinking of, I remember being both disgusted and laughing at the giant blighttown bugs getting stuck inside of me while fighting for my life
49:37 I love that quote "Why did I am the one that got caught!"
"You're too slow!"🦔✌️
i am become caught, eatee of giants
2:50 haunted house
12:00 scooby doo spider
12:13 he’s got a weapon
23:45 youre gonna get us killed man singing in the fucking hallway CHILL OUT
27:05 clint eastwood
49:15 in unison turn
25:08 who is this guy talking to
28:21 see you next friday, on the nun
25:51 Vinny sings the song of his people
"clint eastwood" had me crying
11:45 Homer fukin dies.
23:45 poke goes from offering ranboo coke to flirting to "YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED MAN" while ranboo is still trying to get the one joke out is fucking hilarious
No such thing as safety in numbers where streamers are concerned. It's just a cavalcade of clowns. Particularly when Jerry and Sterry are involved.
That's a crazy word, god damn
why did it rhyme so good lol
@@eurobeataddict103please tell me what part of that sentence rhymed
everything@@simonlutgens
I love the points in multiplayer games where jerma is so used to talking to chat he just looks psychotic as he talks to walls
3:54 just Vinny casually crossing the hallway with a bug on his head
Vinny saying "this is my worst social nightmare" when everyone was cornering and pointing at him was so relatable
Someone in Etalyx’s chat called this The Ten Stooges. This was a fucking clown car stream.
48:30 the way it went silent after the growl i'm dying
11:58 It's like a scene straight out of Scooby-Doo lmao
I was thinking the exact same thing.
48:22 the SMEAR FRAMES on the ragdoll!
30:27 jerma and vinny both singing dont speak is really neat
him hitting his head on that pipe and falling onto the mine was the most looney toons shit ive ever seen, jerma is literally divinely inspired
35:56 personal timestamp
9:18 This whole bit was extremely underrated.
I like that, just when he's saying you can't tell people apart by their mario voices, you can hear Vinny's luigi and it's familiar enough that it's immediately recognisable.
2:55 How does he do it? His comedic timing is literally unparalleled.
It's unnaturally amazing with timing
2:55 "You know when you go to a haunted house, and-" *Screaming and running ensues*
The fucking timing was perfect there holy shit
Watching the gang walk past the deflated and mangled corpse of a minion at 32:09 has filled me with an indescribable sense of joy
Every six months I get reminded that Jerma exists because he comes up in my feed. I'm so glad to see him again.
my favorite part of the stream was the "is that the gorillaz?" joke at 27:05
It's really a shame Vinny's singing got cut out
22:10 bro thought the coil head was a player lmaoooo i love jerma
49:29 - When you have three skittles left and red>green
30:20 wish the clip didn't cut there, I wanted to see ster win it and everyone's reaction
27:09 "is that the gorillaz??" had me dead
48:18 has to be the funniest thing ive seen all month
Half life scientist death scream
The stretch of the ragdoll really helps.
I love that the ster solo escape clip was included, it was my personal highlight of the entire stream
38:14 family guy death pose
He knows what a banister is but it took him so long to figure out the coil head
Jerma's love of poke is so adorable
12:01 pure comedy
awww Ster at 14:00 ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) so sweet
and then jerma immediately throws him under the bus afterwards 😂
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
that's great
This was a pretty hectic stream, but a lot of them were also great additions to the team (Ross especially), and I'd love to see them revisit the Team vs Team thing they did. Maybe someday someone could mod in a system where two ships land on the same planet so you can actually compete with each other?
would be neat
game has a seed system - id imagine someone could make a system where you can load a specific seed and people could compete. no super fancy framework needed
That span of everyone getting on Ster for leaving early all the way to them cheering on his escape is why I love when Jerma plays with this particular group.
11:18 - 11:30 “who did that?” panning to the silliest looking mf
Jerma, Ranboo, and Sneeg interacting is not something I thought I would see in my lifetime but boy am I glad it happened
13:34 AAH ah ah AHHHA AHh d HAHA... i hope i got the point across. so good.
sneegs "hey man whats goin on" with the bug on his head gets me so fucking bad
oh goddamn it. oh goddamn it
I really love Poke as an addition to this group lmao. When did he start playing with Jerma and the boys? Or do they go way back? I haven't been keeping up with my Jerma lore.
And Ross!!??? When the hell did Ross start playing with them? This is great
I think Poke started playing with him when they were doing Dark and Darker streams, that's when he first entered my sphere of awareness lol
Vinny and Ross have played a lot of games together. @@DandyOh
13:57 Genuine MEAN and EVIL moment
I'm sad the video wasn't actually titled "A Bunch of Goofies Talk About Soup For a Few Minutes"
love that airhorn sfx that DEFINITELY doesn’t sound like an edited moan
Bruh. That felt like the elephant in the room for so long lol. I kept hearing it on people’s streams and thinking “is anyone gonna mention that?” And for so long nobody would
When?
It's not, people can manipulate everything.
YES! I've thought this too!
2:52 - MFW I go to a haunted house
Whoever does that shrill screaming is like a blend of DBZA Krillin, Francis from L4D, and Homer Simpson.
Jerma was ZONKED this stream, my man couldn't understand anything and NEVER LISTENED to anyone(while constantly speaking to himself). The retirement just kicked in😢
Dementia is so sad :(
My favorite part is where he cut out where ster stood up for himself when helping jerma out with giving him a bolt to come to the ship like a warrior who claimed land but by pulling out a hair dryer shaming jerma into a 20 minutes silence
i love watching germany play video games!
Hall of costs :(
30:30 gosh vinny’s voice is so good
12:02 this is a literal cartoon at this point
“Why am I the one that got caught!?” *stands there like a deer in headlights*
Jerma saying, "Let's have a party in the abandoned fucking warehouse bro!" made me think of a game, like this, but the goal is for everyone to set up a fucking awesome party in fucked up locations and there's shit. Basically just this. This but party time. You get it
13:00
The "silly bitch" followed by glass shattering just got me crying laughing. Demoralize your enemies!
22:15 Did he just mistake the coil-head for another player? Does he not comprehend the difference between a malevolent automaton and a living, thinking human being?
9:14 giving some pikmin vibes
this anime has WAY too many main characters in it
When they all go into the buildings it just sounds like the circus has arrived.
Someone should edit the scooby doo music as the entourage runs by as 12:00 that shit was comical
13:34 I fucking died at the "EH, UH, OH, UH, OH, UH!" bit, that's the most perfect encapsulation of panic overriding reason. He needs to leave because the monster is right there, but people walk in completely oblivious to the danger and he WANTS to warn them, but his brain is just shutting down from panic so he just makes incomplete noises and then runs out of the door 🤣
Jerma makes this game look like a scooby doo episode
"Your dreams have meaning!"
my dreams: 12:00
ster gaming his way back onto the ship after everyone else died made me pump my fists in the air
That was actually genuinely fantastic
23:27 Gnoblin Gnome ass laugh
i love that there are 10 people and they still got a problem with meeting the qouta
god poke and connor are so funny
28:21 - that timing was perfect, lmao
2:58 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
“You know how you go to a haunted house, and- DYUUUUH!”
10:32-12:32 is like the perfect 2minute horror film
Jerma being the minion is strangely fitting
the mario and luigi bit had me grinning like an idiot the whole time
10/10, would wahoo again
28:21
That ending, loved it
how tf you already seen the ending and context when the vid was posted 1 minute ago 💀
Best ending yet
@@allien.777it was live streamed
super funny, almost makes you forget the skibidy toilet reference he made earlier
The yellow-highlighted songs in compilation commercials are the millennial version of "I only know the drop from TikTok"
The stream with the most overwhelming amount of voices at all time, but fun to watch as usual
There's a secret Scooby-Doo hallway joke at 21:53
"never making another tf2 video ever again?"
"Byeah"
I love that he didn't realize it was a coil head running back and forth.
This was one of the best Jerma streams in years. Holy my chest hurts
Hopefully we go back to the 4 from before lol