jerma clips that i force my non viewer andy friends to watch

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  • @A_Hey
    @A_Hey Рік тому +8791

    Love how he breakdances whenever he has the opportunity even though it completely breaks his body every time. Dedication.

    • @DripDrangonhead
      @DripDrangonhead Рік тому +352

      Well,he *is* in his 60's. Its a wonder he can still move like that

    • @Birort
      @Birort Рік тому +160

      ​@@DripDrangonhead100 actually he is a vampire

    • @DripDrangonhead
      @DripDrangonhead Рік тому +95

      @@Birort even more of a wonder
      And that explains why we hardly ever see Sunlight in his room

    • @Slurptacular64
      @Slurptacular64 Рік тому +90

      Not a bit, he actually has a condition that if I’m remembering right is like a spine problem or something that makes moments where he full sends on physical bits even more impressive. Its why sometimes he’ll say ‘that hurts’ after laughing really hard

    • @DripDrangonhead
      @DripDrangonhead Рік тому +45

      @@Slurptacular64 thats typical old man stuff right there

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Рік тому +2774

    I love how one of the ballfondlers joined the among us room just to point at jerma and then leave, like a ghost of sins commited long ago, haunting him.

    • @derphunk5338
      @derphunk5338 4 місяці тому +99

      The ghost of Banquo.

    • @Aiden-ww5pr
      @Aiden-ww5pr 3 місяці тому

      ​@@derphunk5338+2

    • @atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313
      @atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313 3 місяці тому +51

      @@derphunk5338this is what Shakespeare intended when he wrote macbeth

    • @KingMB_XJ_Official
      @KingMB_XJ_Official Місяць тому +10

      Ballfondler was the same guy who said the thing about the baseball stream. He's a reoccurring villain.

    • @frederikraeker
      @frederikraeker Місяць тому +2

      Why are you talking to the vending machine?

  • @bradman7281
    @bradman7281 Рік тому +4273

    1:54 dude the absolute accuracy of those plastic squeaks caught me so offguard I actually thought he WAS plastic today

  • @dexistrash7668
    @dexistrash7668 Рік тому +5951

    "michelangelo, leonardo, davinci" hits so hard every time

  • @justsomeguyonyoutube7717
    @justsomeguyonyoutube7717 4 місяці тому +1647

    1:23 im extremely scared because it saying "i remain" kind of implies it lived in the same era as them

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 4 місяці тому +102

      SCP-985

    • @RADZIO895
      @RADZIO895 4 місяці тому +191

      "it"

    • @helldog
      @helldog 4 місяці тому +83

      That means he's the fourth turtle

    • @davemillr
      @davemillr 4 місяці тому +13

      it

    • @Erizo_
      @Erizo_ 3 місяці тому +6

      jerma lore

  • @redsona3010
    @redsona3010 Рік тому +1906

    23:25 I love how he forgot about the guy he JUST killed cause he got distracted and started playing with a computer mouse

  • @Cerulium
    @Cerulium Рік тому +1176

    I like how he says Leonardo and DaVinci like they're two different people

    • @eldonad
      @eldonad 4 місяці тому +30

      Maybe he was referring to DiCaprio, which is strange because he is not dead as far as I know, but then again is he really ?

    • @IsaacRedWo0d
      @IsaacRedWo0d 4 місяці тому +70

      ​@@eldonadno, he was talking about da vinci and leonardo the turtle

  • @synissent
    @synissent Рік тому +544

    i love how a clip started with "no im not going to eat bugs and that is the END of that conversation" and ends with him detailing his handsome doctor fantasies to smooth music

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Рік тому +746

    12:12 the literal experience of spending several hours with random strangers in any online game from the mid 2010s

    • @janefkrbtt
      @janefkrbtt Рік тому +98

      it really had that "end of the raid you were a last second add, for one of your guild mate's friend group" vibe

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Рік тому +1357

    24:38 This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen him do, like just imagining this scenario in real life cracks me up

    • @anusername8350
      @anusername8350 Рік тому +107

      THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY! *Yeets through window*

    • @Samanthnyaa
      @Samanthnyaa 4 місяці тому +28

      I just laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes, my family came rushing in thinking I was having an asthma attack.

  • @mamaluigi6949
    @mamaluigi6949 Рік тому +833

    8:33 no one would've known bro... you didn't have to tell us

    • @Risky2Simon
      @Risky2Simon 4 місяці тому +166

      Jerma has this problem where he says stuff that incriminates him

    • @Fr0styEmper0r
      @Fr0styEmper0r 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@Risky2Simon"Coolsvile sucks" andy

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 2 місяці тому +24

      also during the tv superstars stream he announced loudly that he just picked his nose when most people legitimately didn't even notice he had a camera on at that part. His camera was part of the background somehow, and yet he loudly said "I JUST PICKED MY NOSE ON STREAM" when nobody would've seen it otherwise. What a psycho

    • @DQBlizzard_
      @DQBlizzard_ Місяць тому +4

      assscratcher985

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab Рік тому +1696

    "Well, so long as you're long enough to reach the floor, you should be fine." - Seaman

  • @Brecornaut
    @Brecornaut Рік тому +1656

    "I'm a living painting. Michaelangelo, Leonardo DaVinci, they're all dead. You understand? I'm performance! I'm culture!" Is an outstanding quote

    • @iumasz6088
      @iumasz6088 Рік тому +187

      *Michaelangelo, Leonardo, DaVinci
      He is talking about Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a different Leonardo.

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani Рік тому +12

      He didn't say that lol

    • @Brecornaut
      @Brecornaut Рік тому +41

      ​@@4rumanisomewhat misconstrued, but roughly the same thing

    • @Ari-8449
      @Ari-8449 Рік тому +45

      "I remain!" -jerma

    • @noyz-anything
      @noyz-anything Рік тому +4

      @@iumasz6088 he meant leonardo dicaprio actually

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 2 місяці тому +85

    This is the first time I've noticed that xxxballfondlerxxx said "no balls" while Jerma was hesitating to say his name

  • @thebracc1835
    @thebracc1835 Рік тому +641

    I was watching this on my balcony when he said “Pregnancy test in my mouth” and I got shot the weirdest look from the dude walking below

    • @MassiveMaleMonkey
      @MassiveMaleMonkey Рік тому +119

      It wasn't because of the quote it's because he knew you were watching jerma

    • @N8R_Quizzie
      @N8R_Quizzie 2 місяці тому +3

      You watch videos without headphones? Outside around other people? What a psycho

  • @Lemon_Sage9999
    @Lemon_Sage9999 Рік тому +463

    The sheer timing on the typing zombies clip "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @elpedro7910
      @elpedro7910 4 місяці тому +16

      "dead witches" is not too far from soda-soaked "dead switches" he got, too

  • @Boxscape_VR
    @Boxscape_VR Рік тому +239

    9:47
    little did jerma know he was in an apartment and on the top floor. he fell 87 feet and died. rip

    • @SnobbyBird_
      @SnobbyBird_ 3 місяці тому +12

      He just casually forgot

  • @spookylolbit
    @spookylolbit Рік тому +277

    half the chat during the bug eating bit was commenting "medic x scout"

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 Рік тому +378

    22:20 I do this. Every monday at 3pm pacific time (4pm mountain) I give him positive thoughts because I want him to succeed. I love Jermany

  • @Jummy
    @Jummy Рік тому +204

    9:46 why does he live in a middle place between world and time

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep 4 місяці тому +41

      void dweller andy

    • @Leff16
      @Leff16 Місяць тому +2

      he seems to live in the don't hug me I'm scared universe

    • @samanthampreg
      @samanthampreg 23 дні тому +1

      he was living in a storage unit

  • @ElsaRalske
    @ElsaRalske 4 місяці тому +131

    the clip where he goes "oooo!" then applies chapstick for 40 minutes in silence is KILLING me

  • @onii-chain
    @onii-chain Рік тому +302

    ballfondler being a reocurring character is crazy how did he get in their lobby LMAo

    • @ceeds.mp3
      @ceeds.mp3 Місяць тому +10

      Had me laughing so hard

  • @doedoe9576
    @doedoe9576 Рік тому +69

    LMAO YES starting the video off with that clip of him just turning into a pair of legs swinging around and then the fuckin FREEZE FRAME it’s one of my favorites

  • @bauscheusse
    @bauscheusse 4 місяці тому +107

    Jerma's reaction to 'The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku' is so real, that was my legit first reaction to hearing that song as well.

  • @christmasdespacito2505
    @christmasdespacito2505 Рік тому +301

    21:00 jerma is the only man who can fight himself live on stream

  • @gynxlynx
    @gynxlynx Рік тому +504

    Everyone prey for my boy jerma, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just wants to see a dove

    • @bonessai
      @bonessai Рік тому +106

      oh I’m preying on him alright

    • @phonegloomy
      @phonegloomy Рік тому +38

      PREY???

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler Рік тому +23

      *_We're all his prey._* It's only a matter of time.

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep 4 місяці тому +19

      i'm sorry, this typo made me read this comment like 'everyone is prey for my boy jerma.' like we're all just prey animals for him

    • @davemillr
      @davemillr 4 місяці тому +3

      @@bonessai real

  • @ZionRustyBrown
    @ZionRustyBrown 3 місяці тому +45

    28:38 you can tell its his fantasy because of how red he is lol

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 4 місяці тому +44

    22:58 it’s the perfect opportunity to do a scientific experiment on prayer, he has a massive fan base. His logic is FLAWLESS.

  • @serpentdog
    @serpentdog Рік тому +357

    jerma is like if a fictional character entered the real world

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 Рік тому +40

      This implies that jerma exists in the real world and that’s just incorrect

    • @serpentdog
      @serpentdog Рік тому +24

      it’s just a hypothetical don’t worry

  • @mooj269
    @mooj269 3 місяці тому +28

    21:58 man disciplines bag of potato chips

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky Рік тому +215

    6:53 omg this clip 😭🙏🏼

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 Рік тому

      It cut too soon lmao 😂 him trying to find the source of the dick

    • @PD_CĪPHĒR
      @PD_CĪPHĒR Рік тому +29

      "WHY!?"

    • @salmonellaII
      @salmonellaII 13 днів тому

      SLEEP DEPRIVED GREEN YURI SPOTTED

  • @slushii4230
    @slushii4230 Рік тому +160

    15:22 NO JOKE WE PLAYED MONSTER MASH WHILE WE WERE CARRYING MY GRANDMAS CASKET TO HER GRAVE

    • @xD00TD00Tx
      @xD00TD00Tx Рік тому +23

      YOU WHAT? *said like Plankton*

  • @DCactivity
    @DCactivity Рік тому +126

    dick on the wall has got to be one of the all time greats

  • @komaedaschild1740
    @komaedaschild1740 Місяць тому +20

    1:07 IM CRYING.

  • @icewater6841
    @icewater6841 4 місяці тому +48

    2:21 absolutely RANCID streamer PUKES on stream and blames it on CHOKING

  • @thinkingname7569
    @thinkingname7569 Рік тому +56

    Jerma's chat feels like stand-up comedy

  • @Vagrant7z
    @Vagrant7z Рік тому +394

    6:09 you skipped the best part of this clip after he spilled his beer on his keyboard and it starts taking hundreds of screenshots lagging the game to the point where he had to stop playing and end the stream.

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 4 місяці тому +6

      do you know what game it is?

    • @Vagrant7z
      @Vagrant7z 4 місяці тому +11

      @@mikeylikesit525 The Typing of the Dead: Overkill

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Vagrant7z slay tyy

  • @stupidmangoz
    @stupidmangoz 3 місяці тому +11

    Ballfondler being Jerma's nemesis and simultaneously a ghost that haunts him

  • @Happyish123
    @Happyish123 Рік тому +99

    26:26 my guy your lips CAN NOT be chapped anymore-

  • @mlokgerm
    @mlokgerm Рік тому +116

    Can’t believe I’m saying this but this is genuinely the best Jerma clips compilation I’ve seen so far. Good job???

  • @RainOtherwell
    @RainOtherwell Рік тому +136

    10:48 minecraft ahh eating sfx

  • @booghost357
    @booghost357 Рік тому +131

    YES OMG THE "CAN U BUY THIS DIAMOND" CLIP I NEVER SEE ANYONE USE IT EVER ITS MY FAVORITE 😍😍

    • @Ari-8449
      @Ari-8449 Рік тому +2

      9:08 that just happened and i exhaled audibly

    • @Dabednego
      @Dabednego 4 місяці тому +4

      Vegas Stakes was such a chaotic stream, he literally drove himself insane with greed

  • @NexusSpacey
    @NexusSpacey 4 місяці тому +38

    How intergrated must one be to say: "non-viewer andy friends"

  • @voidlessvoid6206
    @voidlessvoid6206 Рік тому +35

    The performance artist clip is my literal favorite I recite it all the time

  • @clubbedpenguin.
    @clubbedpenguin. Рік тому +121

    I love how he gets stuck in a timeloop 21:15

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 9 місяців тому +2

      Where was it he ended up on holiday?

  • @theduck7346
    @theduck7346 Рік тому +45

    I love how he counts Leonardo and Davinci as two seperate artists

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti Рік тому +45

    Anyone when you show them a Jerma clip without them knowing Jerma’s whole deal: 30:27

  • @Evans808
    @Evans808 Рік тому +22

    Jerma using a Scout figurine for himself is the most meta thing he's ever done, amazing writing.

  • @bossman-jk9tl
    @bossman-jk9tl Рік тому +106

    25:20 Very freaky, Jerma IS indeed a virgo

    • @sososo1704
      @sososo1704 Рік тому +24

      He told the fish thing his birthday before that clip

    • @bossman-jk9tl
      @bossman-jk9tl Рік тому +8

      @@sososo1704 Ohh lmao

    • @schmarcel4238
      @schmarcel4238 Місяць тому +2

      you misspelled virgin

  • @OleVinny
    @OleVinny Рік тому +18

    "Michelangelo, Leonardo, da Vinci... they're all dead"

  • @ruri7545
    @ruri7545 Місяць тому +4

    8:35 I love how nobody would’ve known if he didn’t decide to blurt out that he was scratching his ass.

  • @thinkingname7569
    @thinkingname7569 Рік тому +31

    I wish he could be my little jester

  • @beardeagaming3740
    @beardeagaming3740 4 місяці тому +7

    i love that the video sometimes changes pov of jermas as if theyre different ones

  • @ratsandsoup
    @ratsandsoup Рік тому +31

    thank you for showing ones that i haven’t watched like 70 times 🐜🐜🐜 you are an angel

  • @ChancioGames
    @ChancioGames Рік тому +24

    every time I see a video like this, I'm like "oh yeah maybe this will be a good reference video to get my friends into Jerma"
    every time I am oh so mistaken

  • @BlakeElliott35
    @BlakeElliott35 5 днів тому +1

    It’s amazing how it feels like even if you had an infinite amount of time to track down all of Jerma’s funniest moments, you’d never feel like you’ve finished searching.

  • @rtol-1105
    @rtol-1105 Рік тому +29

    This actually contains clips I havent seen before how crazy

  • @keyoimani
    @keyoimani Рік тому +221

    I showed this video to my girlfriend and she said, 5 minutes in,
    “Babe, turn this off, he’s scaring me 😢”

    • @stormhawkdude
      @stormhawkdude Рік тому +5

      So what I'm hearing is there's a girl that's looking for a rebound after her break-up

    • @keyoimani
      @keyoimani Рік тому +36

      @@stormhawkdude That’s a bold assumption considering she’s now my fiancée but there’s another girl for you out there! :-)

    • @zavtparticles6828
      @zavtparticles6828 4 місяці тому +2

      My sister is in that same pool, jerma terrifies her for some reason.

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 3 місяці тому +1

      What kinda childish human being says that about a video of a guy talking. I get it's funny how weird he is but, anyone who acts like that is such an underdebeloped person.

  • @augustdubrovskiy2795
    @augustdubrovskiy2795 4 місяці тому +9

    1:30 that very voice recording of a crazy narcissistic character with a good story in a video games

  • @Bowserjr2002
    @Bowserjr2002 Рік тому +15

    I like how I knew it was ending when small enemy spider came on. 10/10

  • @mintpalmer
    @mintpalmer 3 місяці тому +5

    *spills drink on keyboard*
    game: "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf"

  • @Cookiette1
    @Cookiette1 Рік тому +8

    Every time I see Jerma I have no fucking idea of what's going on, even with context

  • @_burningshadow_8010
    @_burningshadow_8010 Рік тому +17

    That one chat member really jedi mind-tricked jerma with two words

  • @Amirrorofmirrors
    @Amirrorofmirrors Місяць тому +4

    Why does “I REMAIN. YOU UNDERSTAND?! I REMAIN!” go so hard tho?

  • @Mara_1337
    @Mara_1337 4 місяці тому +16

    This is for me! I am a non-viewer. I've only seen compilations of him hahaha
    But also, he IS a performance artist. His streams are not polished, not super high concept and branded. They are a little scuff and whack and he instantly make a bit out of thin air and perform.
    That is the rare breed of streamer, who is actually a full-bodied entertainer. Compared to the sea of social media workers, there are only few like him.

  • @necrobynerton7384
    @necrobynerton7384 Рік тому +86

    24:20 jerma beatboxing just
    cursed
    that rhythm is hard to pull off

  • @Dangle-Oaf
    @Dangle-Oaf Рік тому +7

    This is one of the best clip videos I've seen, great job!

  • @disastermaster974
    @disastermaster974 4 місяці тому +16

    I love how the infamous ballfondler said "No balls" right as Jerma called out his name 11:50

  • @firelion3487
    @firelion3487 4 місяці тому +3

    Incredible clip compilation, the way you do continuity between some of them is nifty

  • @3spoons366
    @3spoons366 Рік тому +75

    1:04
    Why the moans Jeremiah?

  • @iainmaclean4872
    @iainmaclean4872 Рік тому +46

    30:06 is one of my favorite jerma moments, and streams!

  • @Cerulium
    @Cerulium Рік тому +29

    6:18 I thought that said fish heritage at first

  • @willowryk
    @willowryk Місяць тому +3

    top ten guys of all time . love ths feller

  • @earelevant
    @earelevant 4 місяці тому +7

    if the monster mash isnt played at my funeral then nothing was worth it

  • @anamariahode9211
    @anamariahode9211 4 місяці тому +3

    i am less than a minute into this video and there are already tears in my eyes.

  • @jiggybiggychungus8878
    @jiggybiggychungus8878 Рік тому +15

    I can't believe you let the kissing part between Otto and Jerma in Half Life Alyx out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aLesbianStaccato
    @aLesbianStaccato Рік тому +22

    Jerma would be a green ranger.

  • @TGVBT640
    @TGVBT640 Рік тому +7

    as a person who doesn't watch him, i can confirm this is what i see him as

  • @N8R_Quizzie
    @N8R_Quizzie 2 місяці тому +1

    The top rope video on 2nd Jerma was my reintroduction to Jerma since his old TF2 days. I was dying laughing.

  • @germwarfares
    @germwarfares Рік тому +70

    oH Oh oH Oh

  • @creature-materialiser
    @creature-materialiser 4 місяці тому +5

    the two famous renaissance painters: leonardo and da vinci

  • @christopherflynn350
    @christopherflynn350 3 місяці тому +5

    HANDSOME STREAMER

  • @NicoleHam
    @NicoleHam Рік тому +36

    25:03 seamen shots fired

  • @frododododo
    @frododododo Рік тому +94

    Why is he shaped like a cone

  • @grimaceschromosomes
    @grimaceschromosomes Рік тому +17

    that pizza was crispy as fuck

  • @moonicous1304
    @moonicous1304 4 місяці тому +3

    him falling out of the window has me in tears

  • @artemisfowl577
    @artemisfowl577 2 місяці тому +1

    Ive always been a staunch non-viewer Andy, but this is the first compilation that made me watch. Thank you

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy Рік тому +11

    0:42 facesitting andy

  • @r3n837
    @r3n837 3 місяці тому +3

    When he starts moaning in autotune that shit got me dying😭😭

  • @saamsteals420
    @saamsteals420 Рік тому +2

    I don't know how but I Instincually tapped on the video without seeing the title or thumbnail while focused on another video title

  • @Squish_Squash
    @Squish_Squash 4 місяці тому +1

    I love watching these videos as someone who doesn't watch jerma bc I cannot tell y'all how utterly insane this man seems from JUST these clips alone

  • @slynthrax
    @slynthrax 4 місяці тому +1

    I've seen so many Jerma clips without watching any of his content. It's beautiful not having any context.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +34

    27:42 Leonardo da Vinci coming up with ideas for the Vitruvian Man.
    (Keep in mind the man may have been secretly homosexual)

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 Рік тому +1

      If he was homosexual it wasn't a secret. We just don't know. He also may have dressed up like a lady, he may have not even existed!

  • @divorceattorney727
    @divorceattorney727 2 місяці тому +4

    I still lose it at the fact he thinks Leonardo and DaVinci are two different people

  • @captstuben5143
    @captstuben5143 Рік тому +10

    Gotta make sure I'm keeping my Andy's up

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 4 місяці тому +3

    "Is the bird an android too?"
    I think that would be something else. Avioid?

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM Рік тому +9

    great compilation.

  • @stiggleywiggley8242
    @stiggleywiggley8242 Місяць тому +2

    my fiancee said "I just genuinely perceive him as a very strange man"

  • @the-red-thing
    @the-red-thing 2 місяці тому +2

    Six digits I'm not that cooked

  • @tuzzysloshyt4323
    @tuzzysloshyt4323 3 місяці тому +3

    19:05 this might be Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge