It is said that the founder of the Jerman Empire was killed in battle shortly after his ascension to the throne after a enemy Magyar rode by his tent and called him a “newt-tongued knave” and he subsequently got himself killed trying to prove otherwise
@@seenbefore2803Twas on that day all jermans learned the lesson many others had in the past, and many more would in the future: don't fuck with horse archers.
0:59 is so funny because when he says "I’m not even gonna defend what just happened" you expect him to be talking about the fact that he just froze the king solid but then he keeps talking and you realize he was talking about how he said dog food is delicious.
Can’t wait for Jerma to look at a link sent to him in chat with confusion, look at this video with his eyes frowning before laughing to himself while hiding his face behind his hand. Afterwards he’ll decide to talk for 2 whole minutes about how he needs to show it before actually showing it.
It’s even funnier because this is from the House Flipper competition where his face cam kept freezing. So the image is naturally from his video cam pausing on the funniest faces.
I love how the guy on the left thinks eating dog food is punishable by death, but when the visitor straight up casts SnowGrave on the king all he has to say is "Interesting"
remember, he's the evil prince, so he was probably just using dog food as an excuse to get the guy executed. and it's likely he wanted to usurp the king, or he was taking note of the guy's freezing abilities that he could potentially use for himself later, or both.
this video is a minute long and it is a GOLD MINE of comedy: >the king being like 2 feet tall while his two sons are both normal height >the inquirer spending the entire video on an unrelated rant about how much he loves eating dog food >the king being completely dumbfounded by what is happening, like he was just dropped in here 2 minutes ago >the evil son calmly telling the king to kill the inquirer for loving dog food >the good son implying that the inquirer was only eating dog food to help his family, despite him vehemently showing how much he loves it >Trader Joe's Butter Chicken existing in the year 985 AD >the inquirer casually interrupting his rant to freeze the king for no reason >the evil son witnessing his father getting frozen and his only response is "interesting..."
You forgot the best bit: > The inquirer saying "I'm not gonna defend what just happened", lulling into thinking that he's talking about freezing the king, but no, it's still about dog food.
"The Jermanian Empire (985 AD -1420 AD) was a Nation-State in Western Europe ruled by the Jerman Dynasty with an Iron fist for more than 400 years, to this day this particular empire is remembered by the sadism, cruelty and utter insanity of the majority of its rulers"
Some of its rulers were oddly normal though. I mean outright boring levels of normal. Like Jermalis the Sea Lord for example. He was known for having the best navy and ship trade during his reign, and that's it. He wasn't particularly weird or scary or incompetent. Compared to most of his ancestors and descendants, he was just kind of there.
This is one of the most creative mixes of facecam footage with animation I've seen out of a jerma fan video. If I'm not mistaken, is the clip of the king getting frozen from the House Flipper Invitational where his facecam was actually freezing like that? That's brilliant
this kind of animation style is the kind of thing that shows up in three separate adult swim bumpers and nowhere else and let me tell you I live for that kind of vibe
the two brothers saying "i think he should live" and "i think he should die" remind me of the scene in majoras mask with the carpenters and the guards and the mayor
Ah, but if you notice, the evil prince is no longer desiring his death after the king's death. He murmurs 'interesting', as if he has found use for this dogfood eating wizard.
DUDE. i just realized while the king is saying "what the fuck is going on" the sound that's playing is the hellscape noises from poke's house flipper 2 build and it just works perfectly
@AgentMulder120 I think it kinda is, all the movements are how jerma originally gesticulated so the clothing parts must have just been put on there using the original footage as reference
The Medieval bratty son bit with the short hair is relatively recent, but I just knew someone would do something great with it. He legit looks like he could fit into any Medieval or Renaissance period drama with that hair lmao. Get this man talking to someone in the BBC.
this is MINDBLOWING. the 3d animation is amazing, and the easter egg of frozen jerma being a freeze frame from the stream where the camera kept breaking is wonderful
Holy fuck this is so hilarious. I kept replaying this over and over again. I kept dying laughing when the King was so genuinely confused by the magic, only to be frozen
I love that the king is just completely befuddled the entire time, he has *NO* idea what is happening at **ANY** point during this entire conversation. He's probably ZOOTED beyond comprehension.
really appreciate how the monarchs are just totally cool with people coming in and stating opinions instead of inquiries, and then passing judgement on them
I'm just imagining this as an event in CK3, "A wandering magus arrives at your court to spread word of an exotic delicacy from the east know simply as dogfood."
i'm so viscerally mortally upset that this video only has 6000 views, this is the funniest shit i've seen this week. this is so fucking well done it's insane, the animation is genius
I really want the multiverse theory to be real because it would mean this exact scenario is happening out there somewhere in another universe and I'd sleep so much better knowing that
I fell asleep while watching this video and had the most horrifying existential nightmare of my life. Woke up sweating and almost in tears and couldn't remember most of the dream. A few hours later, i saw this video in my watch history but didn't remember watching it at all, so I clicked on it. As this video played, I not only remembered watching this, but the entire nightmare came flooding back to me, and I had to reexperience it all over again. A+ video, it made me have to go through horrors beyond my comprehension not once, but twice.
this is jermen empire in 985
Jermany
It is said that the founder of the Jerman Empire was killed in battle shortly after his ascension to the throne after a enemy Magyar rode by his tent and called him a “newt-tongued knave” and he subsequently got himself killed trying to prove otherwise
@@seenbefore2803Twas on that day all jermans learned the lesson many others had in the past, and many more would in the future: don't fuck with horse archers.
no joke but when I type 'jerma' autocorrect types it into 'jerman'
Just like we all learned in history class
I like how the King is eternally confused.
King Biden first of his lineage the pants shitter of Dover
Taken aback
he has his two idiot sons to do all the thinking for him
Befuddled
Confounded
The evil prince said "Interesting" when the king was frozen because he's interested in the wizard's power and he wants the throne for himself.
0:59 is so funny because when he says "I’m not even gonna defend what just happened" you expect him to be talking about the fact that he just froze the king solid but then he keeps talking and you realize he was talking about how he said dog food is delicious.
so true 😂
Baaahahhahahaha 😂😂😂
just like the dog food
Eating dog food gives you mythical powers in exchange for situationsl awareness, I guess
The verbal component of the ice cage spell requires that you talk about dogfood for at least half an hour.
Sadly he eventually became convinced by his own rambles and continued going on even after the spell was complete.
@@thegoldenaegis nah, he was charging up another one for the princes
He has to keep talking about dogfood to keep the spell active
@@thegoldenaegis such is the price of power. Stare into the dog bowl and the dog bowl stares back at you😔
lol
Can’t wait for Jerma to look at a link sent to him in chat with confusion, look at this video with his eyes frowning before laughing to himself while hiding his face behind his hand. Afterwards he’ll decide to talk for 2 whole minutes about how he needs to show it before actually showing it.
God I love him
This is exactly what is going to happen.
and he says it reminds him of another video and struggles to stay focused on the first video
"Guys is this REAL?!"
I hope he reads this comment too and gets flustered over how accurately you nailed him.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than King Jerma's look of baffled indignation as he's being frozen by a completely unprovoked ice spell.
It’s even funnier because this is from the House Flipper competition where his face cam kept freezing. So the image is naturally from his video cam pausing on the funniest faces.
@@mfwjpg House flipper Andy.
I love how the guy on the left thinks eating dog food is punishable by death, but when the visitor straight up casts SnowGrave on the king all he has to say is "Interesting"
He didn't know that spell, so finds it interesting.
My man is next in line to the throne, he'd been planning to usurp his father for years now.
He just got promoted to king.
remember, he's the evil prince, so he was probably just using dog food as an excuse to get the guy executed. and it's likely he wanted to usurp the king, or he was taking note of the guy's freezing abilities that he could potentially use for himself later, or both.
Maybe he just doesn’t want to piss this powerful sorcerer off again, so he’s changed his tune.
"He* was just trying to, to help his family!"
*has not mentioned a family or anything besides dog food since he entered
Feed them dog food
this video is a minute long and it is a GOLD MINE of comedy:
>the king being like 2 feet tall while his two sons are both normal height
>the inquirer spending the entire video on an unrelated rant about how much he loves eating dog food
>the king being completely dumbfounded by what is happening, like he was just dropped in here 2 minutes ago
>the evil son calmly telling the king to kill the inquirer for loving dog food
>the good son implying that the inquirer was only eating dog food to help his family, despite him vehemently showing how much he loves it
>Trader Joe's Butter Chicken existing in the year 985 AD
>the inquirer casually interrupting his rant to freeze the king for no reason
>the evil son witnessing his father getting frozen and his only response is "interesting..."
You forgot the best bit:
> The inquirer saying "I'm not gonna defend what just happened", lulling into thinking that he's talking about freezing the king, but no, it's still about dog food.
I like how the king just looks mildly offended to being encased in ice by some random soothsayer ranting about dog food
the oblivion magic sounds make this
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@hotmetaldobermans703 with how short jerma is? Clearly Breton andy
@@NovaProspekt19 He'd be one of those goblins living in the Imperial City sewers
@@NovaProspekt19you must mean bosmer Andy. It's also more fitting, y'know with the cannibalism and whatnot
The face expression on 0:02 broke me into laughter. I just get the impression he is fully aware he is about to clown a bunch of serious royals
the plan was already in motion
"The Jermanian Empire (985 AD -1420 AD) was a Nation-State in Western Europe ruled by the Jerman Dynasty with an Iron fist for more than 400 years, to this day this particular empire is remembered by the sadism, cruelty and utter insanity of the majority of its rulers"
and laughing at horse cart accidents
When a Jerman is born, God flips a coin.
Some of its rulers were oddly normal though. I mean outright boring levels of normal. Like Jermalis the Sea Lord for example. He was known for having the best navy and ship trade during his reign, and that's it. He wasn't particularly weird or scary or incompetent. Compared to most of his ancestors and descendants, he was just kind of there.
In the Malay language we actually called Germans as Jerman or Orang Jerman
Spawned from a city in western France, itself formerly part of a western Roman breakaway province.
this is THE BEST JERMA ANIMATION I have ever seen in my life
Best 3d animation, but there’s a really good 2d one for the “peep the horror” clip
@@DJG_Studios yeah Corax is the animator behind that one and many others on his channel
It’s one of the best.
One of the best for me is the “Tickle-Me-Elmo” animation with the South Park paper stylization.
You're all laughing. The dog food wizard is somehow still alive biding his time until he strikes again and you're laughing.
HAHAHAHHAHAAH
i put that exact white and blue shirt on my baldurs gate 3 characters i dont know whether to laugh or cry
Was looking for who would notice, almost made the comment myself. Fashion was very important to me as a Bard my first playthrough.
I KNEW IT WAS BG3 OUTFITS
@@UhOphelia Yeah, the guy on the left is wearing Raphaels clothes, and the wretch is dressed like the beggars you can find in the titular town
I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND CLICKED ON IT BECAUSE I SAW JERMA IN RAPHAELS CLOTHES AND WAS LIKE ⁉️
This is like those videos where they put dogs in shirts but with people under them doing arm movements but with Jerma's face as the dogs
i thought jerma was the catboy
it's like in the puzzle stream where he said he felt like the swedish chef from the muppets
you nailed the pseudo-erudite posturing of the "good prince"
God damn, this is one of the highest effort Jerma memes I've ever seen and it's sitting here with less than 4k views.
Notify me when it's over 100k.
german peter jumpscare
Aahhhhh it’s Germa!!!!
hey man, it’s only eighty-six thousand views away. just wanted to keep you posted
just 77 thousand views left
22k that's nice
0:50 I love how part of the magic sound effect is actual background audio from the original stream
This is one of the most creative mixes of facecam footage with animation I've seen out of a jerma fan video.
If I'm not mistaken, is the clip of the king getting frozen from the House Flipper Invitational where his facecam was actually freezing like that? That's brilliant
Yes it is
this kind of animation style is the kind of thing that shows up in three separate adult swim bumpers and nowhere else and let me tell you I live for that kind of vibe
_Fucking iced the King_
"Interesting..."
he's thinking about how he can leverage this turn of events for more power
0:35 Jerma's reaction be like Alan Wake's confused/horrified faces
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the two brothers saying "i think he should live" and "i think he should die" remind me of the scene in majoras mask with the carpenters and the guards and the mayor
The music in that scene slaps.
The fact that he gets frozen the same way his camera was freezing during that House Flipper stream lmaaoo
The wizard completely ignoring the potential tyrant and continues to rank his favorite dog food was great.
When the "evil" prince isn't even evil because the person he wants put to death actually just murdered the king. Evil jerma redemption arc
The commoner only slayed the tyrant king because the evil prince wanted him put to death for enjoying canine cuisine
Ah, but if you notice, the evil prince is no longer desiring his death after the king's death. He murmurs 'interesting', as if he has found use for this dogfood eating wizard.
DUDE. i just realized while the king is saying "what the fuck is going on" the sound that's playing is the hellscape noises from poke's house flipper 2 build and it just works perfectly
I occasionally get reminded of this video’s existence and then feel obligated to rewatch it 20 times in one sitting
this has no business being as well made as it is
The King's genuinely confused "What the fuck is going on?!" gets me everytime lmao
this is so well animated i genuinely couldn't tell how this was made at first
literally perfectly captured his mannerism and movements
I still can't figure it out. Mocap??? The movements are so natural
@AgentMulder120 I think it kinda is, all the movements are how jerma originally gesticulated so the clothing parts must have just been put on there using the original footage as reference
The way he gets frozen just like his webcam kept getting frozen is perfect
I like how they dont panic when the king gets frozoned right infront of them but rather a simple "interesting" being said lol
bro this is the funniest fucking thing UA-cam has randomly recommended to me in years
everything about this style of blending live action heads with cg bodies is just ethereal and i love every moment of it
Giving evil prince jerma the Raphael doublet is crazy
My favorite member of the Jerman Royal Family has to be the brooding prince.
I love the bg3 outfits it makes it so much better when you realize one of them is Raphael’s 😭
"985AD Andy" got me wheezing
The Medieval bratty son bit with the short hair is relatively recent, but I just knew someone would do something great with it. He legit looks like he could fit into any Medieval or Renaissance period drama with that hair lmao. Get this man talking to someone in the BBC.
this is MINDBLOWING. the 3d animation is amazing, and the easter egg of frozen jerma being a freeze frame from the stream where the camera kept breaking is wonderful
Sir Jeremy The 985th
my short king❤👑
The king was the only normal character in this whole thing
This is so well made holy shit
I love how you made his face cam freezing into him actually getting FROZEN. That is just genius.
the jermanic dynasty is falling, jerma day was frozen, jerma dusk and jerma dawn are vying for the throne
i like to think the king has JUST been isekai’d from being a normal guy and this is his first moment in his new life
I don't regret subscribing
Holy fuck this is so hilarious. I kept replaying this over and over again. I kept dying laughing when the King was so genuinely confused by the magic, only to be frozen
I love that the king is just completely befuddled the entire time, he has *NO* idea what is happening at **ANY** point during this entire conversation. He's probably ZOOTED beyond comprehension.
unironically the best jerma edit
This is GOLD. The king's very relatable "wtf is going on?" fuckin slayed me 😂
The amount of effort put into this is astonishing
Out of every video I've seen on this website, this might be my favorite
really appreciate how the monarchs are just totally cool with people coming in and stating opinions instead of inquiries, and then passing judgement on them
I'm just imagining this as an event in CK3, "A wandering magus arrives at your court to spread word of an exotic delicacy from the east know simply as dogfood."
Lmao this was hilarious. "...Interesting."
every pose is so accurate
The frame used on the frozen king being the actual frozen frame his webcam bugged on the house flipper stream is hylarious
Best jerma edit i’ve ever seen period
The king looking back and forth so confused is sending me
This video saved me from night time anxiety
Utterly fantastic. Thank you for this
There is something truly ethereal about jerma edits/skits
I think I can positively say this is one of my favorite things ever
The Oblivion spellcast sound is the cherry on top.
This is probably the best video I've ever seen, the expressiveness of the hand movements is immaculate
i'm so viscerally mortally upset that this video only has 6000 views, this is the funniest shit i've seen this week. this is so fucking well done it's insane, the animation is genius
bros camera even froze in the royal court i cant believe this e-jester
videos like these are the only parts of jerma i have ever been exposed to. i wouldn't have it any other way
Jerma is seriously the best thing to happen to Twitch and anyone who disagrees is wrong, he's a natural born entertainer.
I really want the multiverse theory to be real because it would mean this exact scenario is happening out there somewhere in another universe and I'd sleep so much better knowing that
He looks spectacular in Raphael’s clothes
been a jerma fan for years. this is the best piece of fanmade jermamite media ive ever seen, just WOW LMAO
counting the days til he watches this on stream fr
This video has ruined me immensely ever since it came out, I keep coming back and just giggling
I watch this atleast a few times a week, it's amazing
I watch this video everytime I feel depressed and it always makes tickles me, something about the animations and the expressions
that's it. notifications ON
Dude you need an extended version with the jerma jester green screen lmao
Jerma in the Raphael fit is highly nefarious
I love how tiny the king is
He HAS to watch this on stream
How does this not have billion of views
this is so well made jesus christ
New genre of Jerma videos unlocked
the 3D animation mixed with real footage and images is hilarious. This is also played out like a monty python bit and I love thay
The sound made when freezing the king totally sounded like the reverb fart.
This is my favorite jerma video of all time EVER
its been months but i still come back to this video its just so good
This is one of the best Jermaposts I've ever seen. The sheer effort here is so great
I fell asleep while watching this video and had the most horrifying existential nightmare of my life. Woke up sweating and almost in tears and couldn't remember most of the dream. A few hours later, i saw this video in my watch history but didn't remember watching it at all, so I clicked on it. As this video played, I not only remembered watching this, but the entire nightmare came flooding back to me, and I had to reexperience it all over again.
A+ video, it made me have to go through horrors beyond my comprehension not once, but twice.
This is the best of the best what a clever way to do this; I’ve never seen anything like it
I’ve only just realized that this guy, who made the video, was the single person behind all of my favorite Jerma edits, and I never noticed
Jerma casts a spell he doesn't know
this is crazy, your animations are matched so well to the webcam footage. incredible acting, even on the crown
The way his hands move when he casts the spell is hilarious to me