I love when Jerma takes a completely normal chat message and accidentally sees it through his eldritch third and fourth eyes, distorting something like "Very funny" into "Vegan furry"
I have adhd and I know a bunch of people with adhd and 100% that’s an adhd thing Wildly misreading things (even to a degree where the words/phrases don’t resemble each other at all) is something I do all the time. It’s essentially your brain speedrunning reading and missing crucial details like what you just read
My favorite “reading chat message” moment is when he was playing breath of the wild and he asked someone to be timed out for a message he completely invented in his mind while chat was in emote only mode
the way he just stops reading the "dick on the wall" message and instantly falls into a trance is one of the greatest things i have ever had the pleasure of witnessing live
that one is so funny because he was battling the usual advances chat does when he turns on the camera like "ooooh you look computer generated!! ohhh you're so weird looking" and doing pretty well too until the ethereal ghost dick intervention completely derailed him
minsconstruing “very funny” as “vegan furry” like a freudian slip and then immediately taking a massive bite out of a cupcake is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
I love his argument for not reading "BEN IS IN HELL" is "I'm not gonna manifest that, implying he can not only damn souls, but can also do it retroactively across time and space
my favorite thing about this was that like the week after these stream clips were released an article about how the remains of human bones were found in one of ben franklins houses in the floorboards something like that.
@@stefperb9531yeah fr, when Jeremy goes on racist and sexist and homophobic tirades, it freaks me out. but seeing the influence this man has on current united state’s politics makes me want to sob my eyes out. deplorable human
I love how for the Ben Franklin message, he insists he's not gonna read it, but you know he will since it hasn't popped up on screen yet. Doomed by the narrative.
Also being so stubborn that Benjamin Franklin is not in hell. When Franklin was an active participant in the slave trade and was so racist he thought Germans were swarthy
@@ComradeFoxx hey slavery is not condemned by the Bible, I don't see why he would be damned for doing so. What I could see as being bad is the Founding Father's propensity for deism rather than theism.
@@Potacintvervs mean, if you want to get very techinal, he stole the slaves from their home country and took them to America. Which is a violation of a commandment
Realizing that the messages about being in sync with jerma's breathing were all from the same guy was such a haunting experience even moreso because the name change implies that they got banned and used an alt it's like when you rewatch a movie and realize the villain was in the background at the start
The plastic clip is such a perfect example of why Jerma is so good. Reads a random message from chat and without missing a beat he *immediately* thinks up a gag playing off of it.
Even knowing they're predators, as a human, Jerma really would fall victim to an anglerfish just because his synapses say "oh pretty light" like he does with "message has been timed out"
Dick On The Wall has got to be one of the most powerful stream moments in recent history. The comedic trail off, watching him go through all the stages of grief, the penis rocket blasting off across the wall slowly through the rest of the stream. Modern art.
@@Toxic_Korgi we shouldnt hold people of the past to the standards of today unfortunately people do use that as an excuse to venerate confederates though
"Soup is good food" is the funniest tagline for any brand hands down, it makes it sound like Campbell's is some kind of government psyop to try and trick ppl into thinking soup is good
All these memes about the meat grinder and "no chat I'm not gonna- *does the thing chat wanted anyway*" makes people see him as this insane guy and obviously with insanity the people have two main reactions: Treat them like an abomination or idolise them. this chat is definitely the abomination enthusiasts.
Honestly, when I first heard of him (through memes) I thought he was some AI generated streamer, made for memes by tumblr or reddit... How silly. In truth he's an ancient god awoken in as a shared memory so to deceive humanity that he's just a human being like the rest of us 👁️
I had a dream that I was organising Jerma’s birthday party and as a prank I put the wrong age in the candles (off by one year), to see if he would speak up or just meekly accept it
13:28 i fucking love how jerma sees the message from the beginning and tries so hard to conceal his laugh because he doesn't want to read it out but he slowly falls apart and has to read it so his chat doesn't think he’s a psycho who's laughing at nothing
I saw the upload and started giggling and skipping like a school girl. Straight up fr put my hands together, rapidly clapped my fingers together, and went "hihihihihi". Great vid, these are incredible moments. Thank you for your hard work
12:17 I love this one, he sounds so offended. It’s like he was going through a scrapbook with his kid and they pointed at a picture of him and said “who’s that gross old guy?”
I love how a lot of times, Jerma will read a chat message and go "what're you talking about?" and then in this compilation, we have the rare, opposite response of "I know EXACTLY what you're talking about."
i like how you go through the effort to include the messages, partly for giving credit to these faceless chatters, and also because its funny seeing just HOW WRONG he reads some of them, just to go on a rant
11:23 "you're built like the bottom of a table at chili's" - it's talking about his character. people stick gum to the bottom of the (red) tables. the character is wearing a red shirt covered in white spots
Thank you so much for bringing these back. Watching these compilations is legitimately the reason why i got into jerma TwT I watched the AA EE OO clip and got hooked with your compilations. i love you man, youre the best. p.s. over the garden wall rules
i love when jerma reads a comment about how he looks and it’s so painfully accurate and he tries so hard to act like it’s soooo strange and out of the blue but he starts laughing a little and you know he knows that it’s true too 😭
the best part of the Ben Franklin bit is all that buildup for a simple but firm four-word declaration that Jerma’s colonial father figure is damned for all eternity
My favourite message of mine that he’s read was telling him that he looked like he was 10 years old or something in his bright orange shirt while he was playing Multiversus, he got a look on his face, and only read it out after an entire round. It was sitting there in his brain the whole time, just stewing……
It's hard to put into words how funny, terrifying, and adorable this man is, but I think 19:35 perfectly encapsulates it. The growl, then turning purple from laughter gets me every time
Whenever he reads a real messed up one, he always looks at the chat, looks at his computer, does a double take back a chat, and then looks back at his computer and laughs
oh shit new john's crops‼️ thanks for making all of these, really appreciate you putting the actual chat messages inside (or filling in for the missing ones) as well as the genuinely interesting selection of clips. keep up the good work!!
Dude that rage one that starts with “fuck this guy, this jerma dude,” has gotta be my favorite chat messages he’s ever read, everything about the way it develops and devolves is just perfect
Very glad to see another one of these, they are one of my favorite series of compliations, and thank you as always for putting in the effort of tracking down the original comments, it adds a lot to the experience.
“don’t chug milk every day” meanwhile im almost entirely hydrated by milk to the point where my dentist thinks i’m taking super good care of my teeth but in reality i’m not
I can only imagine how long it takes for you to go through stream vods and capture every time he quotes chat and then you also have to look for who said it in chat when it’s moving so fast
The chess thing is something I used to do all the time with different kinds of board games. Acting out a plot with the pieces is 100% more interesting than the "proper" way of playing. The tea my parents used to buy would come with little figurines and I got obsessed with collecting those in a similar way. The snowman and the sand castle fell in love in one arc
Hey hope you're all having a fantastic day :)
You're a legend john, ty
I was lmfao my ass off for 10 straight minutes when he did the growl live on stream
Amazing editing as ever, king!
You too John, thank you for the new video, appreciate the work!
I love when Jerma takes a completely normal chat message and accidentally sees it through his eldritch third and fourth eyes, distorting something like "Very funny" into "Vegan furry"
he forgot his ESO 137-001 glasses! so silly of him
jerma what do you think about baseball
"Did you just ask me if I like fondling balls?? what?"
printing out this comment & framing it on my wall
"This is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"
"Eat a McDick"
I have adhd and I know a bunch of people with adhd and 100% that’s an adhd thing
Wildly misreading things (even to a degree where the words/phrases don’t resemble each other at all) is something I do all the time. It’s essentially your brain speedrunning reading and missing crucial details like what you just read
My favorite “reading chat message” moment is when he was playing breath of the wild and he asked someone to be timed out for a message he completely invented in his mind while chat was in emote only mode
Bro I need this clip
Sauce?
@@aymangani5416 look at the reply
@@MundaneMinutes reply doesn't show for me, hidden i guess?
ua-cam.com/video/8FOR07-z2Fk/v-deo.html you're welcome :)
the way he just stops reading the "dick on the wall" message and instantly falls into a trance is one of the greatest things i have ever had the pleasure of witnessing live
that one is so funny because he was battling the usual advances chat does when he turns on the camera like "ooooh you look computer generated!! ohhh you're so weird looking" and doing pretty well too until the ethereal ghost dick intervention completely derailed him
Someone call Dante, that dick on the wall was Divine Comedy
i love how he was talking about his height being under 3 feet then just *DICK ON THE WALL*
I don't give chef's kisses out very often, but seeing that live was indeed _chef's kiss_
Wtf was that sun shining on the wall? lmao
minsconstruing “very funny” as “vegan furry” like a freudian slip and then immediately taking a massive bite out of a cupcake is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
I can't even begin to imagine the number of times you've had to search for chat messages that don't actually exist.
Yeah that gets a little irritating sometimes ngl lol
'No one said that' - me, who said that
@sulfur one vegan furry
@@sulfurone8952 he did it once when the whole chat was in emote only
@@sulfurone895212 hour long video
Idk why but the response “can you relax??” to “what’s cocaine like?” is so funny
he likes to answer in riddles
i like how he's in more disbelief over someone calling him very funny, than over someone calling him a vegan furry
No, he can't believe he misread it as that, you dingus.
@@altrivotzck6565who are you? where am i?
@@altrivotzck6565who are you? Where am I?
@@altrivotzck6565Who Are You? Where Am I?
@@altrivotzck6565 WHO ARE ALL YOU PROPLE
I love his argument for not reading "BEN IS IN HELL" is "I'm not gonna manifest that, implying he can not only damn souls, but can also do it retroactively across time and space
if anyone could it would be jerma
and then he does it anyways 😭
my favorite thing about this was that like the week after these stream clips were released an article about how the remains of human bones were found in one of ben franklins houses in the floorboards something like that.
@@milky712. Just like jerma's house
I love how Jerma's audience constantly talks about how weird and strange he is and then these videos show that the audience is actually weirder.
Chat is just as insane as he is
@@nialfrazier7729 They're meant for each other.
It's all just an echo Chamber
@@stefperb9531 monkey see monkey do
@@stefperb9531yeah fr, when Jeremy goes on racist and sexist and homophobic tirades, it freaks me out. but seeing the influence this man has on current united state’s politics makes me want to sob my eyes out. deplorable human
I love how for the Ben Franklin message, he insists he's not gonna read it, but you know he will since it hasn't popped up on screen yet. Doomed by the narrative.
dramatic irony
Also being so stubborn that Benjamin Franklin is not in hell. When Franklin was an active participant in the slave trade and was so racist he thought Germans were swarthy
@@ComradeFoxx hey slavery is not condemned by the Bible, I don't see why he would be damned for doing so. What I could see as being bad is the Founding Father's propensity for deism rather than theism.
@@ComradeFoxxAlso he committed adultery
@@Potacintvervs mean, if you want to get very techinal, he stole the slaves from their home country and took them to America. Which is a violation of a commandment
i find it really funny that theres just no end in sight to him reading these insane messages. like he just wont stop
He's like a stand-up comedian with access to a live feed of his audience's thoughts
Why would he? It's endlessly entertaining
@@matthewzaloudekterrifying
@@LordVader1094Nice profile picture.
Memento mori
an addiction
Realizing that the messages about being in sync with jerma's breathing were all from the same guy was such a haunting experience
even moreso because the name change implies that they got banned and used an alt
it's like when you rewatch a movie and realize the villain was in the background at the start
It would be funnier if everyone grouped up on the idea
I don’t even understand WHY you’d wanna do that 😭😭 it must be some kind of creepy joke
@tired247 It's either a turbo autism thing or that guy is just super unhinged
Can I just say, props to VRJosh for figuring out vegan furry = very funny
XD
I think he just went back on the vod
Can you imagine being josh and thinking like ”wtf is he talking about, NO ONE SAID THAT”
joobtown and his obsession with Jerma's breathing rhythm is the type of content i love to see.
Only the real ones know Joob
He even subscribed after his first appearance!
@@EddheadAcejoob as well as the mf that’s obsessed with drinking milk, which is another favorite recurring gag of mine
The plastic clip is such a perfect example of why Jerma is so good. Reads a random message from chat and without missing a beat he *immediately* thinks up a gag playing off of it.
I didn't really laugh at it but I could respect it as a good bit - my brain is just too rotted haha
nightbot timing you out is a better way to have a "one guy moment" than donating actual money
jerma really doesn't need donations anymore
@@4rumani I DO NOT CARE. I WILL GIVE THIS RANDOM PERSON MONEY FOR MAKING ME GO HEHE
@@ponponpatapon9670the economy if it was epic
Even knowing they're predators, as a human, Jerma really would fall victim to an anglerfish just because his synapses say "oh pretty light" like he does with "message has been timed out"
Loving the implications here about the nightbot
a lot of the other messages he read were tagging him directly too. it clearly works
This is a jerma-tier wacky analogy I love it
Most streamers use nightbot to get rid of bad comments but Jerma just uses it as a highlight reel
and i like him for that, even though highlight channels are not run by him
Dick On The Wall has got to be one of the most powerful stream moments in recent history. The comedic trail off, watching him go through all the stages of grief, the penis rocket blasting off across the wall slowly through the rest of the stream. Modern art.
his weird admiration for ben franklin is so fucking funny
wasnt Ben just an all around asshole
He said sorry for reading someone's comment that said he was in hell haha
I admire the guy for his contributions to American history, but.... he did kind of own slaves which is a terrible thing.
@@Toxic_Korgi yeah his french whore sex slaves haha
@@Toxic_Korgi
we shouldnt hold people of the past to the standards of today
unfortunately people do use that as an excuse to venerate confederates though
I love how he just starts laughing to himself. like it sounds like he's just genuinely gone insane. but then he reads out the stupidest message ever
The buildup during the holiday furniture clip got me
@@kaitlin9288its so good
"Soup is good food" is the funniest tagline for any brand hands down, it makes it sound like Campbell's is some kind of government psyop to try and trick ppl into thinking soup is good
It's the Dead Kennedys song
Well it ain't working
@@EnclavegovtofficialUSA it works on me
@@dawrench53DEAD KENNEDYS MENTION!!!
it's like they're not just trying to convince us it's good, it's also food
Its so funny because he’s a genuinely fine looking guy but everyone acts like he’s some lovecraftian abomination 💀
All these memes about the meat grinder and "no chat I'm not gonna- *does the thing chat wanted anyway*" makes people see him as this insane guy and obviously with insanity the people have two main reactions: Treat them like an abomination or idolise them. this chat is definitely the abomination enthusiasts.
That thing isn't human and you're falling for it's dirty tomfoolery.
He's a lovecraftian protagonist after the book ends.
Honestly, when I first heard of him (through memes) I thought he was some AI generated streamer, made for memes by tumblr or reddit... How silly. In truth he's an ancient god awoken in as a shared memory so to deceive humanity that he's just a human being like the rest of us 👁️
@@Chillwave6 I'd say both
john crops i worship the ground you walk on
A little scary, but thank you
adoring fan moment
These are the types of comments I expect from Jermamites
As you should
Average jerma fan
I had a dream that I was organising Jerma’s birthday party and as a prank I put the wrong age in the candles (off by one year), to see if he would speak up or just meekly accept it
what was his reaction
WELL WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!
what did he do?
@@thisname5ucks he accepted it without saying anything
@@sergeykogin6474typical Jerma
13:28 i fucking love how jerma sees the message from the beginning and tries so hard to conceal his laugh because he doesn't want to read it out but he slowly falls apart and has to read it so his chat doesn't think he’s a psycho who's laughing at nothing
I saw the upload and started giggling and skipping like a school girl. Straight up fr put my hands together, rapidly clapped my fingers together, and went "hihihihihi". Great vid, these are incredible moments. Thank you for your hard work
Cartoon girl andy
Me
osaka
real
goblin andy
12:17 I love this one, he sounds so offended. It’s like he was going through a scrapbook with his kid and they pointed at a picture of him and said “who’s that gross old guy?”
"why is your face crooked"
"idk ASK GOD OK"
honestly a pretty awesome off the cuff response lmao
I love how a lot of times, Jerma will read a chat message and go "what're you talking about?" and then in this compilation, we have the rare, opposite response of "I know EXACTLY what you're talking about."
i laughed way harder than i should have at jerma rubbing his face and squeaking after the "plastic" message
In case anyone missed the Ben Franklin is in hell stream we then begged for a poll and we voted that Ben Franklin was in hell. It was great
I love how he stops on a dime to read the comment at 4:46. It just completely derails whatever he was doing before
The face he does when he reads "Dick on wall" looks like he thinks his nightmare is actually happening.
lol I love how the "d**k on the wall" message got him so confused that he mixed the chat message in with his conversation.
“Sing please my whole family is here” I’m fucking crying idk why
Our hunger is insatiable and you continue to provide, one of the clips channels ever
why is joob so obsessed with being in sync with jerma’s breathing & why did he need to make an alt to let jerma know. what did he do
OCD Andy
It's so wholesome because I relate to it to a spiritual level and I believe a lot of people do too
@@urbainleverrier1What, why?
@@Maelthorn1337 who doesn't want to be in sync with jrm's breathing??? Crazy people. That's who. /j
I get it but I can't explain it sadly. IYKYK I guess
I've been waiting for this video for SO long
Jerma Stream Archive comment jermaVenus
It’s Jerma !
i like how you go through the effort to include the messages, partly for giving credit to these faceless chatters, and also because its funny seeing just HOW WRONG he reads some of them, just to go on a rant
i love how in the soup clip you can see his smile disappear immediately
11:23 "you're built like the bottom of a table at chili's" - it's talking about his character. people stick gum to the bottom of the (red) tables. the character is wearing a red shirt covered in white spots
huge respect for jerma cause he has to deal with this insanity almost daily.
It must be crazy to be on the receiving end of some of these
I like to think he cries after every stream
that’s how it’s like being my friend
Hell yes!!! Thank you John Crops, I will devour this until there's nothing but bone! Bless you!
that implies its meat, how does it taste
@@watpronouncedwot what if it's just skin wrapped on skeleton though
keeping this compliment in my back pocket from now on
@@watpronouncedwot fresh from Jerma's refrigerator.
@@watpronouncedwottastes like meat
Thank you so much for bringing these back. Watching these compilations is legitimately the reason why i got into jerma TwT I watched the AA EE OO clip and got hooked with your compilations. i love you man, youre the best.
p.s. over the garden wall rules
Hey I'm glad you like the videos and glad it was your introduction to Jerma :)
Over the Garden Wall does indeed rule
i love when jerma reads a comment about how he looks and it’s so painfully accurate and he tries so hard to act like it’s soooo strange and out of the blue but he starts laughing a little and you know he knows that it’s true too 😭
the horse has a dodge clip is my favorite of all time. he goes FERAL
He's like asmr for traumatized zoomers lol
This is the most accurate comment made about Jerma ever made
I really hope that dude who asked about the Taco Bell order was at the order intercom and used Jermas order live with his stream.
him misreading “very funny” as “vegan furry” KILLED ME
The guy adding in "I hate this chair" was just having a bad day 🤣
I go feral over these, your editing is amazing
the best part of the Ben Franklin bit is all that buildup for a simple but firm four-word declaration that Jerma’s colonial father figure is damned for all eternity
I READ THAT AS COLONIAL FOUNDING FATHER AND WAS SO CONFUSED UNTIL I READ IT AGAIN AND SAW FATHER FIGURE WHY
My favourite message of mine that he’s read was telling him that he looked like he was 10 years old or something in his bright orange shirt while he was playing Multiversus, he got a look on his face, and only read it out after an entire round. It was sitting there in his brain the whole time, just stewing……
It's hard to put into words how funny, terrifying, and adorable this man is, but I think 19:35 perfectly encapsulates it. The growl, then turning purple from laughter gets me every time
Tim Allen grunt
that was zerma breaking through the jerma facade
I'm amazed he was more focused on the lady in the Cambel's ad not saying yes than the fact "soup is good food" sounds like something out of They Live
The long awaited sequel to the biggest cinematic series of todays generation
Whenever he reads a real messed up one, he always looks at the chat, looks at his computer, does a double take back a chat, and then looks back at his computer and laughs
the horse dodge thing is hilarious bc i saw someone find out they could sprint by holding the dodge button 60+ hours into the game
YAY, Jerma Chat horrors beyond my comprehension!
him finding out ben franklin is in hell must’ve been like finding out santa isn’t real 😔
Santa isn't real?
Santa deniers smh
what the fuck do you mean santa isn't real?
Something about Elden Ring really brought out the wolf lion hybrid in him. He was pretty feral and ferocious throughout the playthrough
I swear half of chat is just one step above calling Jerma a "poopy diaper head"
Can guarantee someone has done that before
oh shit new john's crops‼️
thanks for making all of these, really appreciate you putting the actual chat messages inside (or filling in for the missing ones) as well as the genuinely interesting selection of clips. keep up the good work!!
9:16 the fact that it’s the same guy +2
its a beautiful thing when particular clips of Jerma and his mental deterioration are time stamped and labeled by keyword.
i love how jerma starts freaking out at the insinuation that ben franklin is in hell
FINALLY DUDE
I'VE BEEN REWATCHING THE PAST 5 FOR JERMILLION TIMES
Dude that rage one that starts with “fuck this guy, this jerma dude,” has gotta be my favorite chat messages he’s ever read, everything about the way it develops and devolves is just perfect
This my first time having a comment of mine in a compilation. What an honor.
I love how a person named LEMON FAN said "Jerma you look like you like lemons" and this PSYCHO took it as an insult
ben franklin like "everything is fine in moderation. especially slavery"
He was abolitionist
@@turkeygod6665maybe 1 or 2?
His relationship with his chat plus the insanity of what they say makes for such a good compilation
Very glad to see another one of these, they are one of my favorite series of compliations, and thank you as always for putting in the effort of tracking down the original comments, it adds a lot to the experience.
“don’t chug milk every day” meanwhile im almost entirely hydrated by milk to the point where my dentist thinks i’m taking super good care of my teeth but in reality i’m not
“All things in moderation”
Tell that to the apple juice and the snickers ice cream bars Jerma.
That is a deep cut reference. You're obviously a veteran andy
The squealing noises he made rubbing his face at the start were amazing, he's so good at shit like tha
I can only imagine how long it takes for you to go through stream vods and capture every time he quotes chat and then you also have to look for who said it in chat when it’s moving so fast
i need to know the lore behind the guy that said "I NEED TO KNOW YOUR TACO BELL ORDER ASAP"
Jerma is the kind of guy to raise the nitrogen level in my blood
im sorry this is the funniest comment ive ever seen
@@cybrrexo it's ok you're forgiven
I read that as nicotine and didn’t even question it
11:06
He would look good in a 50s business suit. Also maybe sprinkled with asbestos.
i love the fact that when he gets to the "you look like" comments, he just gets progressively more pressed about it
This series is amazing, keep it up.
this series is the highlight of my year
9:50 genuinely feel bad for that guy cause I know that feeling. I've been there.
“I don’t know! Ask god! He’s the one that drew me and sneezed when he got to my nose and face” Is a fantastic line
The chin extension clip was so disturbing he turned into the moon
Omg right as I was about to eat I saw that you uploaded a new compilation, my day could not get any better than that
I was there for 12:25, it felt so surreal seeing the whole bit live
This series of videos got me into jerma
jerma trying to kill the chatter with his mind at 19:18
This series got me hooked on jerma no keezy thanks john
Thank you so much. The way you edit in the relevant chat messages adds so much to these clips. These always make me laugh a lot. You’re the best
I WAS HERE THANK U UR VIDEOS ARE AMAZING, I ALWAYS RE-WATCH THEM WHEN DOING THE DISHES/COOKING
Glad to help you through your dishwashing :)
I love these videos I watched through all the previous ones while going through withdrawal symptoms from my anxiety medication
Hope you're doing better, homie
I've loved all of these, youre doing great work man!
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED THE FIRST 25 SECONDS OVER MY FAMILIES BACKYARD BLUETOOTH
The chess thing is something I used to do all the time with different kinds of board games. Acting out a plot with the pieces is 100% more interesting than the "proper" way of playing.
The tea my parents used to buy would come with little figurines and I got obsessed with collecting those in a similar way. The snowman and the sand castle fell in love in one arc
Holy shit out of my own ass, I thought this series would never come back like my father! He's still gone but YES MORE JERA CLIPS
💖Jera💖
I love Jera95