I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @gabrieljean2097
    @gabrieljean2097 Рік тому +5228

    Being able to make a cult is proof bitlife devs want Kevin to play their game

    • @gundar-x1p
      @gundar-x1p Рік тому +99

      Bitlife without Kevin:
      Bitlife with Kevin:

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia Рік тому +69

      SERIOUSLY cause I've been begging for Kevin in BitLife space and nothing but the minute there's a cult update 30 minute video

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky Рік тому +7

      or is it.. ?

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky Рік тому +6

      ​@@blkopheliawhaa

    • @rinlaster2942
      @rinlaster2942 Рік тому +18

      If so, THEY SHOULDN'T DEPLETE MY EVERYTHING WHEN I CHOOSE CALL ME KEVIN ON HUG A KEVIN DAY

  • @brocksells197
    @brocksells197 Рік тому +4999

    Kevin gets to be a cult leader ONE time in BitLife and it is probably his most successful life he's ever had. Why am I not surprised

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Рік тому +166

      And in the proud tradition of the Great Leader, he's a complete karma houdini.

    • @wesleyfilms
      @wesleyfilms Рік тому +48

      It’s like poetry.

    • @throwaway5511
      @throwaway5511 Рік тому +27

      I love you, Sly Cooper profile pic

    • @Potato_Tomato-od2lz
      @Potato_Tomato-od2lz Рік тому +13

      What about thug/shrek life? They had over 10000000 dollars

    • @thelegioncollective
      @thelegioncollective Рік тому +10

      Noice to see other Sly Raccoon fans.

  • @Fl0werjpg
    @Fl0werjpg Рік тому +1750

    well hey, he’s already done it in the sims, and he’s already done it in real life, may as well keep it real and do it in bitlife as well

  • @InfamousRevolver
    @InfamousRevolver Рік тому +1762

    Kevin, after how many cults you have formed, I don’t think your leadership should count as terrible, more like deranged and sinister.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 Рік тому +43

      That’s true; his experience and competency in being a cult leader must count for something. Praise the Dear Leader!

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon Рік тому +16

      Just one more and 'inevitable' must be added as well.

    • @SavontPlayz
      @SavontPlayz Рік тому +8

      is it wierd that i am kinda joining in his cult

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon Рік тому +7

      No, it is expected. Now put on this robe, take a candle and wait in line like everyone else @@SavontPlayz.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 Рік тому +5

      @@SavontPlayz Welcome. Praise the Dear Leader!

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcombine
    @friendlyneighborhoodcombine Рік тому +773

    Kevin wanted to start a cult, in Bitlife, so much he didn't even bother to properly get his setup ready, sounds like Kevin.

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 Рік тому +527

    You KNOW the devs added this because Kevin hadn’t put out a bitlife video in a while

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr Рік тому +48

      Last name Come Back
      First name Kevin

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira Рік тому +716

    Bitlife: introduces cults
    Kevin: It's like...I was made for this

  • @katrinasmith219
    @katrinasmith219 Рік тому +285

    Kevin's determination to throw away all of his money at the casino in EVERY game of bit life is honestly impressive.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +22

      I do believe at one point he actually thought he could duplicate his money using the casino, but now he just enjoys actively giving them his money. Hell, it has come to the point the amount he throws away its proportional to the amount he wins. If he didnt bet millons away he would have become a multimillonarie easily. The ganbling addiction is too strong. Cant really blame him honestly. The casino simply wouldnt survive without him, its his civic duty to donate all his lifes savings to them.

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 10 місяців тому +7

      It’s sorta upsetting for me personally to keep watching it

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 7 місяців тому

      ​@@owenbridgersthe casino isn't as upsetting to me as the "Big Bank Loan" he gets in many other games.
      It's truly a Rollercoaster watching his stuff.

  • @rainbowsupernova86
    @rainbowsupernova86 Рік тому +1624

    We're all in agreement that Kevin is now known as Big Daddy Chaos, right?

  • @Record_Scratch
    @Record_Scratch Рік тому +179

    DJ Pound straight up murking the battle-ready cultists after they land the most pathetic of hits, and then running away had me crying from laughing.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 місяці тому +9

      Especially after Kevin went "With what army? I basically have an army" and then DJ Pound turned out to be a one-man army.

  • @RedBoko2017
    @RedBoko2017 Рік тому +76

    His stepdad at 0:34 is actually Jim Pickens in a clever disguise, our dear leader senses a great member of the cult and wants to watch over his development

  • @drakemore7784
    @drakemore7784 Рік тому +171

    Ever since I saw that cult upgrade, I knew Kevin would have to play this and can't wait to see what chaos he comes up with.

    • @Aroacerat
      @Aroacerat Рік тому +12

      Chaos? As in.. Chaos Welsh? :0

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Рік тому +250

    Kevin's changing the entire gaming landscape now. Games are just making being a cult leader a default choice.😂

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens Рік тому +155

    Kevin and bitlife. Always an amazing combination.

  • @angelicagothenberg4895
    @angelicagothenberg4895 Рік тому +38

    The absolute rollercoaster of emotions I went through when Leader Kenneth disappeared and subsequently was found was insane.

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady Рік тому +202

    I'm super liking the face cam!! Having the live reactions are amazing!!
    You're awesome, Kev. Thanks for all the hard work you put in to your videos!

    • @JustCallMeEm.
      @JustCallMeEm. Рік тому +20

      It's very kind of nostalgic call me kevin haha brings back the 2018-20 CMK vibes

  • @Feral_Bog_Witch
    @Feral_Bog_Witch Рік тому +257

    Ah christ, he's finally been kidnapped by Jim, this setup is clearly a cry for help

    • @linaindahouse
      @linaindahouse Рік тому +8

      Glad someone said sth. But where is Kevin?! 😂

    • @Feral_Bog_Witch
      @Feral_Bog_Witch Рік тому +9

      @@linaindahouse It's unclear, but we can be fairly certain the location is several miles underground

  • @arishanikka9974
    @arishanikka9974 Рік тому +52

    Sister Carly probably wasn't too happy with the man that she was gathering info for decade and he just walked away free 😂

  • @SarahLaffey
    @SarahLaffey Рік тому +81

    I have missed your BitLife videos so much. Welcome back, King. Let's see how many times you escape prison.

  • @rrealism_
    @rrealism_ Рік тому +107

    Mad excited to see Kevin with another bitlife video :D

  • @a-3841
    @a-3841 5 місяців тому +58

    "Can I run for president? No, criminal record." So, uh, it turns out...

    • @Civiicendi
      @Civiicendi 4 місяці тому +9

      I specifically sorted by new comments to find someone saying this

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Місяць тому +1

      Other saner countries have Presidents, too.

  • @josoldino2670
    @josoldino2670 Рік тому +27

    I just rewatched all the old BitLife videos two days ago, and now he drops a new one? I'm convinced our dear leader really is magical!

  • @Fl0werjpg
    @Fl0werjpg Рік тому +126

    so proud to see our kevin using his talents to multipurpose🥰💗

  • @kimberleywarren5785
    @kimberleywarren5785 Рік тому +51

    I hope this is a sign for more Bitlife videos to come! I wanna see Kevin explore the black market.

    • @MeeMeeCandy777
      @MeeMeeCandy777 Рік тому +4

      And then Kevin goes to jail and escape as per usual

  • @elisgeorge2420
    @elisgeorge2420 Рік тому +31

    Love seeing the facecam back! I know it doesn't seem like a bog change but seeing your live reaction to things makes jokes hit so much harder. Really loved this video!

  • @alicea.3218
    @alicea.3218 Рік тому +25

    Oh, new setup! Also Kevin looks really good in this wool jacket!

  • @greekgeek8284
    @greekgeek8284 9 місяців тому +4

    Clearly Kevin is the Bitlife devs’ special little boy, and no wonder. He probably funnels so much traffic to their app, I’d been playing Bitlife for years before I even knew Kevin existed, but every so often I’ll go through a lull in playing, and even when I’m watching Kevin play games other than Bitlife, the Pavlovian association is so strong it can be enough to break the lull

  • @jessebrown1996
    @jessebrown1996 Рік тому +36

    As soon as I saw this update I just hoped and prayed Kevin would do a video on it.
    Clearly this cult is the greatest as my prayers were actually answered.

  • @badluck9749
    @badluck9749 Рік тому +19

    Kevin's inability to win in casino is always humorous.

  • @richardmarkov2375
    @richardmarkov2375 Рік тому +9

    Kevin is literally the #1 UA-camr for bitlife, the Devs even watch his gameplay 😂 he has influenced the game more then anyone

  • @lucifursanarchy5202
    @lucifursanarchy5202 Рік тому +20

    I’ve been a Bitizen for years now. I absolutely love the humor in it and 100% love the fact that you are playing it to be a cult leader 😂

  • @ThePeopleEatersAndSongEnjoyers
    @ThePeopleEatersAndSongEnjoyers 4 місяці тому +4

    The "no ANYTHING until marriage" and then putting off marriage is giving confused aro/ace trying to get a QPR and I'm so here for it

  • @lizabee7791
    @lizabee7791 Рік тому +13

    Honestly when I saw the cult expansion my first thought was “they’re just doing this for Kevin aren’t they?”

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa Рік тому +23

    I cant tell if cults are overpowered in this game or if Kevin is just super good at cults.

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 Рік тому +28

    I am just eager to see Kevin playing the next Landlord pack for the Sims 4

  • @diablooz99
    @diablooz99 2 місяці тому +4

    5:13 Kevin just explained half of 20th Century Boys

  • @MKCyborg
    @MKCyborg Рік тому +22

    It's fitting that one of Kevin's most successful Bitlives is when he was a cult leader

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu Рік тому +6

    25:03 A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
    (ngl when kevin said "a platypus" I was like "what if it's named perry? they love their references)

  • @kellyg6206
    @kellyg6206 Рік тому +27

    I absolutely lovebeing able to see Kevin's facial expressions while he plays! Awesome video!

  • @Eszti1218
    @Eszti1218 Рік тому +3

    To be fair Chaos Walsh becoming the prime minister of Hungary wouldn't be any worse than what we currently have.

  • @flowerfloc
    @flowerfloc Рік тому +12

    I've been waiting for a new bitlife so long!! and Kevin playing as a cult Leader makes me so happy!

  • @belughlegosi
    @belughlegosi Рік тому +6

    I wish the sims team was as responsive as the bitlife team. They see what fans like and they do it

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese Рік тому +4

    Ha ha ha ha! "Yeah we might need an armory pretty soon." One of the most ominous sentences I've ever heard.

  • @nucleargandhi3759
    @nucleargandhi3759 Рік тому +8

    Love how he just immediately locks in the Scientology strats with the money method

  • @mferreiraluiza
    @mferreiraluiza Рік тому +127

    Yesss i've been waiting for this!! The Bitlife devs know you so well Kev, this was made for you

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ Рік тому +23

    Turns out Kevin is better at being a cult leader in real life than bitlife :)

  • @lzysoul
    @lzysoul Рік тому +3

    Kevin literally recreated heavens gate in the first few minutes:
    1) Partner but not intimate
    2) Believing in aliens taking them
    3) Form a cult

  • @daileeshippy5925
    @daileeshippy5925 Рік тому +25

    Ah, yes. Another scheduled cult classic

  • @jordan53187
    @jordan53187 Рік тому +25

    I wanna see Kevin play bitlife once while actually making good financial decisions. Sadly I know such a day will never come. 😂😂

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 Рік тому +5

      hey, of all the times he's ever played blackjack in this game, he's won two whole times in my memory! if i ignore every other game he's played, that's what i call a 100% success rate

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 Рік тому +6

    It happened in Sims, and now it's happened in Bitlife: Game devs are changing their games based on the chaotic playstyle of this one pasty Irish lad.

  • @SKOL-ton
    @SKOL-ton Рік тому +10

    Kev has had more setups in the last two years than he has had cult members

  • @MissContraire...
    @MissContraire... Рік тому +10

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR AFTER THE UPDATE CAME OUT!!🥳❤
    Absolutely love your content Kevin, keep it up!

  • @AlanG58
    @AlanG58 Рік тому +8

    It's still more plausible than Scientology.

  • @Queer_AuDHD_Dragon
    @Queer_AuDHD_Dragon Рік тому +7

    Are we going to ignore the fact that the platypus was named “Perry”

    • @ProfessorGoon8
      @ProfessorGoon8 6 місяців тому +2

      Semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action 😔

  • @pianowithdan3179
    @pianowithdan3179 11 місяців тому +1

    As a resident of Nottingham, I enjoyed Big Daddy Chaos' assembly to discuss Sustainability. I must say I really appreciated his unwaivering attention to fashion trends with his shrunken clown mask.

  • @thecomfyshirt
    @thecomfyshirt Рік тому +6

    I’ve been playing with the new cult update and I gotta say the first thing I thought when I started it up was “did they make this just for Kevin?”

  • @MorglortheMangler
    @MorglortheMangler Рік тому +9

    When I saw that Kevin made another video where he is a cult leader my serotonin levels skyrocketed, all hail Kevin our great leader!!!

  • @ShockedCaucasian
    @ShockedCaucasian Рік тому +40

    Ive been having a shitty day and this really brightened it up! Thanks Kev, Love your content.

  • @FlSKMASTER
    @FlSKMASTER 11 місяців тому +1

    DJ Pound randomly showing up and killing a cultist, getting away with it three times, and never getting caught is wild. He feels like the real protagonist here

  • @gladfridge
    @gladfridge Рік тому +8

    I’ve missed your bitlife videos!! And your setup is wonderful!!! Also love the sweater❤ thank you for bringing me joy on a sad day :)

  • @ContinuedOak
    @ContinuedOak Рік тому +10

    I’ve been waiting for this video ever since the cult update!!!

  • @justinderueda2202
    @justinderueda2202 Рік тому +5

    Aw man, can't believe he didn't name himself Jim Pickens. But its alright, new Bitlife video. Hahaha

  • @lostmoon3687
    @lostmoon3687 Рік тому +7

    As soon as I saw this dlc was available in the game I thought to myself: How long until Kevin notices this? And how long will it take him to cause chaos with it?

  • @murkyswaters
    @murkyswaters Рік тому +11

    It’s great having a cult leader who actually I agree with

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon Рік тому +6

    Kevin's cult leading abilities are to never be doubted XD

  • @Mango.Bandicoot
    @Mango.Bandicoot Рік тому +14

    I love how Kevin gets any money and immediately puts it all on blackjack and loses.

  • @brandonwithnell612
    @brandonwithnell612 Рік тому +2

    that random dj just kept coming back and murdering cult members i want to hear his story lol

  • @GrainneSheridan
    @GrainneSheridan Рік тому +7

    It’s always a good day when Kevin uploads bitlife

  • @Lavalord123
    @Lavalord123 Рік тому +1

    Bitlife is a really good game you can basically do anything you want and kevi- Big Daddy Chaos is a perfect fit for this game

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae Рік тому +5

    “Walsh is a good name.”
    Unfortunately, it has been forever tainted by a certain “Matt.” That guy is such a gremlin lol

    • @lexlayton7966
      @lexlayton7966 Рік тому

      Yeah, Veep was really ruined by that Gremlin

  • @ilvff
    @ilvff Рік тому +2

    kevin playing bitlife has become one of my favorite series

  • @bethswiftie
    @bethswiftie Рік тому +3

    bitlife is some of my favourite videos! I'm so glad you're doing them again. :)

  • @jeeefiest
    @jeeefiest Рік тому +1

    4:07 i see the binding of isaac on that other monitor, you should get a video out on it :)

  • @Luuuuuuuisaaaaaaaaa
    @Luuuuuuuisaaaaaaaaa 6 місяців тому +4

    Where do I sign, dear feckless leader? 9:05

  • @Bigdill99
    @Bigdill99 Рік тому +1

    Being from nottingham I can say that sounds like an average day in Notts 😂😂 13:20

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 Рік тому +6

    Unrealistic. Kevin is a great cult leader in real life.

  • @paczal6157
    @paczal6157 Рік тому +2

    The fact that a clown masked cult leader would be better for Hungary than the current leadership is both hilarious and sad😂

  • @ghqsty9342
    @ghqsty9342 Рік тому +6

    The cult must expand for the dear leader

  • @alexismccall9016
    @alexismccall9016 10 місяців тому +1

    9:03 what a horrible day to have functioning eyes

  • @cult_of_ari
    @cult_of_ari Рік тому +5

    It's about time that Bitlife made Jim Pickens Simulator!

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen Рік тому +1

    Fun fact: As Kevin read "The Chaos Collective" his views rolled round to 16,666. The Devil dwells within.

  • @theRealJimothy
    @theRealJimothy Рік тому +4

    Ah yes, we finally got a Kevin blog from his everyday life.

  • @ayushnayak8746
    @ayushnayak8746 6 місяців тому +2

    At the beginning parts of video:
    Oh you was sent to Principal's office, can I attack him too? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotInterXX
    @NotInterXX Рік тому +4

    It’s hilarious that this is the ONE really successful bit life video, and he’s a cult leader 😂

  • @AUG_Glow
    @AUG_Glow Рік тому +2

    Bro DJ Pound was a menace, bro took out 3 of your dudes with no consequence

  • @DanielSheehan-bb4zu
    @DanielSheehan-bb4zu Рік тому +5

    now Kevin can truly live out his life in bitlife

  • @kingkizza7669
    @kingkizza7669 Рік тому +1

    24:57 jim pickens is officially, canonically dead. Long live jim pickens

  • @Eisthebest2007
    @Eisthebest2007 Рік тому +8

    Day 280 of asking Kevin to play lego pirates of the Caribbean

  • @Aldodragon
    @Aldodragon 8 місяців тому +1

    5:22 OOOOOOOH that’s why my ear has been hurting I thought I was going deaf cause I couldn’t really hear, thanks Kevin

  • @spawnofluci
    @spawnofluci Рік тому +3

    it's a good day when kevin posts

  • @samhedges9163
    @samhedges9163 Рік тому +1

    Incase you didn't know Kevin, you can display your taxidermied followers in a museum too... I mean, just because they are dead doesn't mean they still shouldn't be earning you money....right?

  • @miss_daaé
    @miss_daaé Рік тому +4

    kevin you could never be a terrible cult leader pls ❤

  • @mawj09eas4
    @mawj09eas4 7 місяців тому +1

    26:03 - _”My mother died and left me money…”_
    Meanwhile, it said that his brothers got money, while he got nothing.

  • @Brianna9577
    @Brianna9577 Рік тому +3

    They definitely made that update for you kevin 💯

  • @someone-zl9vb
    @someone-zl9vb Рік тому +1

    Holy shit kevin that voice of bane at 2:16 that was so on point

  • @Hi.imdory
    @Hi.imdory Рік тому +3

    Kevin will forever keep BitLife alive

  • @PaulaMHaley
    @PaulaMHaley Рік тому

    KEVIN YOU DID A BANE IMPRESSION IM SO PROUD OF YOU. I freaking love Bane. Especially the version of him from Harley Quinn. "I kneeew something was going on thereee"

  • @LeireFB
    @LeireFB Рік тому +3

    I felt so relaxed while watching as this is quite a tame video for Call Me Kevin standards 😌

  • @meowtannie.
    @meowtannie. Рік тому +2

    how did you know i've been rewatching your bitlife videos a lot lately 🤨💙

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 Рік тому +7

    Fun fact when I was in 6th grade I went around recruiting kids for what I called “the cult of weirdo’s” it was defo a cult and after one day we had almost 200 kids in it