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  • @roddy6629
    @roddy6629 2 роки тому +2422

    It never fails: he buys a boat, making his character happy for the first time in their life, and then they die in a boating accident.

    • @abiestar261
      @abiestar261 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @joeyreeve6017
      @joeyreeve6017 2 роки тому +85

      a tale as old as time

    • @alexandergilles8583
      @alexandergilles8583 Рік тому +60

      It’s happened at least 3 times 😂

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 Рік тому +57

      I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened three times.

    • @Azhiru
      @Azhiru 6 місяців тому +13

      Also, how many become porn historians/porn set janitors?

  • @lawrenceblunden428
    @lawrenceblunden428 2 роки тому +843

    Good to know that the bitlife devs are self aware enough to identify as "money-grubbing dingbats."

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 2 роки тому +6321

    Disappointed that Kevin didn’t take the opportunity to name his pirate ship “Crypto curren-sea”

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 2 роки тому +201

      I'm amazed he didn't go for the obvious OpenSea joke

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 2 роки тому +26

      nice didn't think of that

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist 2 роки тому +118

      Current-Sea would include current!

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck 2 роки тому +19

      @@LaurenTheorist came here to say that

    • @Sluggony
      @Sluggony 2 роки тому +10

      Kevin pls post more bitlife its one of my fav you watcning bitlife thats how i saw your vids because of bitlife if he reads comments i hope tho

  • @bucketts6148
    @bucketts6148 2 роки тому +3809

    I love that every time Kevin brings up a special talent he always chooses crime

    • @DSVlogs656
      @DSVlogs656 2 роки тому +15

      @Jack Wrath bot-_-

    • @DSVlogs656
      @DSVlogs656 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @jasons1148
      @jasons1148 2 роки тому

      Chooses crime . But ends up as a porn janitor .

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 2 роки тому +2

      He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video

    • @louiswendlander9083
      @louiswendlander9083 2 роки тому +1

      He also really likes to be a pornography historian and I want to know why LMAO

  • @benzelmer8111
    @benzelmer8111 2 роки тому +443

    Bloody hate how the devs sold BitLife to CandyWriter since if you bought bitizen OR Bossmode you were meant to get all future packs but they just keep coming up with new ways to bypass it.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 роки тому +127

      Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 2 роки тому +103

      I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is.
      Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +16

      @@EighmyLupin It’s not a contract though. It’s a lie, but companies lie all the damn time and sure don’t get in trouble for it.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +65

      That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it.
      Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.

    • @makuru.42
      @makuru.42 2 роки тому +44

      @@DeathnoteBB well it's false advertising and breaking a contract even a verbal or implicit one, still illegal.

  • @CulturedPotato
    @CulturedPotato 2 роки тому +1432

    It's very annoying how greedy the devs/others behind bitlife are becoming so greedy. First, the Bitizen and God Mode cost £5 respectively, then a new job pack for way more, and now this is separate from everything else.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 2 роки тому +357

      Also you have to watch an ad to pray and they kill your character if you back out.

    • @segismundosaulalex3065
      @segismundosaulalex3065 2 роки тому +123

      On the bright side, it will become a Sims 4 kind of game and Kevin would be abble to make a cult and imprision people in the basent.

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 2 роки тому +21

      I have Android and I didn't have to pay for it... I think

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 2 роки тому +36

      @@connaeris8230 You watch ads than, kevin is also on android

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 роки тому +149

      True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.

  • @AuthentiKaate
    @AuthentiKaate 2 роки тому +634

    13:13 “I’m amazed this guy’s still alive despite being cursed by the Bitlife devs”
    They’re only keeping you alive out of spite to watch you suffer Kevin

  • @endless_sands
    @endless_sands Рік тому +282

    The bitlife dev's making your stats zero and your money zero for not watching an ad perfectly describes how little they care about your experience

    • @foxbox.9277
      @foxbox.9277 3 місяці тому +15

      You know you can just press the X to leave right? Then you don’t get cursed

    • @willowbarrelmaker8269
      @willowbarrelmaker8269 3 місяці тому +6

      Or it’s a joke

  • @SamHasSpawnedIn
    @SamHasSpawnedIn 2 роки тому +805

    Parents: Satoshi you're a multimillionaire and you're STILL living here!
    Satoshi: (Buys a pirate ship to live on)
    Parents: Not...what i had in mind

    • @Randomreincarnate
      @Randomreincarnate 2 роки тому +17

      good idea maybe i should do that

    • @TanatatKnight246
      @TanatatKnight246 2 роки тому +20

      He's going for an independent seasteading.

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +8

      Satoshi: (Dies on the pirate ship)
      Parents: This is just an elaborate joke isn't it

  • @TheRealTonyStark
    @TheRealTonyStark 2 роки тому +610

    What a great way to start a New Year by Kevin revisiting his old addictions, I think it’s time for The Desperate Housewives series to make a comeback.

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 2 роки тому +26

      Hope he’s been wearing wrist weights to strengthen up that slappin hand

    • @shittytiddy
      @shittytiddy 2 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

    • @suburbiaAZ
      @suburbiaAZ 2 роки тому +15

      Absolutely desperate for more desperate housewives

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 2 роки тому +6

      I would KILL to see more desperate housewives content

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 2 роки тому +8

      I need to see what Man and Manson are up to while Jimantha hooks up with the mailman.

  • @kaI-hw5xj
    @kaI-hw5xj 2 роки тому +595

    9 times out of 10, Kevin will somehow always manages to get into gambling.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 роки тому +20

      He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.

    • @_SF__
      @_SF__ 2 роки тому +5

      and the hitman.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish Рік тому +3

      Or prison

  • @thecheesen
    @thecheesen 2 роки тому +1596

    I get periodically disappointed in candywriter
    Now they brought ads to the AD-FREE service we paid for, and if you don't pray your characters gets wrecked.
    Edit: Apparently in this particular instance you can click on the "X" button, but my point stands for a lot of other stuff in the app.

    • @alilolfox
      @alilolfox 2 роки тому +121

      Wait fr? I deleted Bitlife about a year ago but have bitizen, if I redownload it does that mean I have to watch ads now *just to pray* ??

    • @sierrachavis-conner3179
      @sierrachavis-conner3179 2 роки тому +145

      you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 2 роки тому +330

      @@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game

    • @thecheesen
      @thecheesen 2 роки тому +14

      @@sierrachavis-conner3179 Thanks, i suppose i was wrong.

    • @trenton8211
      @trenton8211 2 роки тому +8

      Some ads to support something shouldn't be that maddening at least we actually are getting the product we asked for rather than some pay to win shit

  • @DooDooWater9732-n5z
    @DooDooWater9732-n5z 2 роки тому +506

    I love it when Kevin goes back to his addiction to ruin other people's lives.

    • @loop5312
      @loop5312 2 роки тому +2

      @Bandit the Bamboozle It's supposed to be funny

  • @TheViewfromMars
    @TheViewfromMars 2 роки тому +485

    Hey editors, you're amazing! I've been paying more attention to the editing lately and it's smooth and funny af. Thanks for your hard work! You're appreciated 😊

  • @nickmoney
    @nickmoney 2 роки тому +299

    Bitlife devs really abused their power here

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 2 роки тому +125

      Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney 2 роки тому +7

      @@EighmyLupin Need premium plus I guess

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy 2 роки тому +11

      Bitlife apology video incoming.

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 2 роки тому +43

      @@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...

    • @johnc194
      @johnc194 2 роки тому +4

      @@sarac9424 I’ve seen him on watch yt list

  • @countcount5114
    @countcount5114 2 роки тому +890

    If I had a nickel for every time a speed boat struck Kevins pirate ship I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice

    • @rdvanguard1014
      @rdvanguard1014 2 роки тому +73

      Three nickels actually, I'm pretty sure.

    • @casimir970
      @casimir970 2 роки тому +9

      @@rdvanguard1014 really?

    • @rdvanguard1014
      @rdvanguard1014 2 роки тому +2

      @@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star.
      Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.

    • @bmoxley16
      @bmoxley16 2 роки тому +71

      I'm just find it funny he keeps buying boats at this point and is surprised when he dies same with planes lol

    • @casimir970
      @casimir970 2 роки тому +3

      @@rdvanguard1014 oh lol

  • @xbuttonsx
    @xbuttonsx 2 роки тому +81

    As an accountant, I now really want to start sending clients a sound clip as a summary of their yearly performance .....

  • @iusedtowrite6667
    @iusedtowrite6667 2 роки тому +110

    Imajokey is such a traditional Irish surname. Kevin staying true to his roots

  • @shadow81818
    @shadow81818 2 роки тому +124

    I am incredibly surprised that Kevin never turned to murder in this lifetime. That is usually his first response to things going south.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +10

      Sadly, there was no option to murder the BitLife devs

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +2

      ​@@JasminMiettunen There was an option for the BitLife devs to singlehandedly plummet Satoshi's ass(ets)

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 Рік тому +31

    Yeah... BitLife devs were really cruel with that Pray feature.
    If I played that game and bumped into that, I'd not only be pissed off, but I'd also be leaving my thoughts on the review of the app at the Play Store.

  • @thegingerchannel5879
    @thegingerchannel5879 2 роки тому +91

    as soon as he bought the pirate ship, his fate was sealed. every time kevin, every time.

    • @asa9528
      @asa9528 2 роки тому

      @@dominicmarazita8103 Kevin is never wrong!

  • @Catnippy
    @Catnippy 2 роки тому +236

    bitlife used to be pretty fun but the fact that it spams you with notifications and tries to force you to watch ads even if you payed is just icky. im not gonna play it again but do wanna see more vids on it

    • @moppycat2669
      @moppycat2669 Рік тому +25

      Yeah especially with the expensive
      items in the game that cost 10 dollars that give minor buffs

    • @gaghhuh2943
      @gaghhuh2943 Рік тому +14

      I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 Рік тому

      Anyone who previously paid for bitizenship should be retroactively exempt from any ads at least. The whole point of bitzenship was no ads.

    • @neonred647
      @neonred647 8 місяців тому

      @@gaghhuh2943they require you to have internet to play the game

    • @luciousp226
      @luciousp226 8 місяців тому

      ​@@gaghhuh2943speaking from experience they have baked in ads for when you turn off the wifi it's kinda nuts

  • @XescoPicas
    @XescoPicas 2 роки тому +105

    Are you telling me that he died on a pirate ship... In Nassau...
    That's almost poetic.
    (For those who didn't know, Nassau was an actual pirate republic for a very short time in the early 18th century)

    • @tjsmoth7234
      @tjsmoth7234 2 роки тому +4

      edward kenway

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 2 роки тому +2

      @@tjsmoth7234
      No joke, I was actually playing Black Flag when you posted this 🤣

    • @playaboutpatforms2709
      @playaboutpatforms2709 Рік тому +1

      sorry ur pirate republic failed

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira 2 роки тому +97

    Kevin is a stock and crypto bro genius. He makes Bankman Fried look competent.

    • @bucketts6148
      @bucketts6148 2 роки тому +1

      He is a business genius.

    • @shartboy666
      @shartboy666 2 роки тому +4

      @Jack Wrath i doubt that, considering all you do is self promote in kevin's comments lmao

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 2 роки тому +1

      Also a piracy genius
      I hope he names his next Sea Of Thieves ship the Crypto Pirate II

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 2 роки тому +46

    When he was born, Satoshi's mother was 41 and his father 26. Honestly, good for her.

  • @drotterton793
    @drotterton793 2 роки тому +49

    This is great. It's always a joy to be with Kevin for 29 minutes.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 2 роки тому +203

    That was a wild ride. Lol. I love that this character managed to be both incredibly rich and completely poor at the same time. And even though you’d think it would be rare, he’s not even your first character to die in a boating accident. 😂
    Side note, a bluebird would absolutely run twitter better, that part was hilarious.

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 2 роки тому +82

    Ah, 'tis a good day when Kevin drops a new BitLife video.

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 2 роки тому +79

    I love how he's like "I'm gonna invest in a company related to Bitlife" and as he's saying that, he puts his cursor over Candywriter, the creator of Bitlife, and ignores it.

  • @Julespersec
    @Julespersec 2 роки тому +39

    I love how every time Kevin wants to make an evil character, he chooses pitch black hair and the classic 'villain' moustache 😂 i just think of all of them as the same dude who changes his names and is involved in wayy too many crimes

  • @Erin1313
    @Erin1313 2 роки тому +20

    Bitlife is how I discovered and got into Kevins videos. Everytime a new one surfaces I just get excited

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ 2 роки тому +24

    bitlife devs:
    > make themselves gods in a life simulator
    > add the ability to pray to them for goods
    > lock it behind an unexpected ad
    > make the only other way without watching the ad
    to curse the devs
    > ruin the player's stats after they - intentional or not
    - curse you
    what a rollercoaster of emotions, this is both the funniest and worst shit they could've done

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому +225

    Kevin: Plays BitLife
    1st thing he does: Pray
    *Maybe he **_has_** changed* 😂

    • @megadev3727
      @megadev3727 2 роки тому +18

      Kevin's mind: oOoOO shiny new button!

    • @874dan4
      @874dan4 2 роки тому +12

      @Jack Wrath for someone who says they hate comment spammers,you seem to be comment spamming

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому +4

      @Jack Wrath Nah, L Channel. Mine betta than yours, lowkey

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +1

      Then he went on to try to cast a curse, he hasn’t changed after all

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 2 роки тому +128

    Callmekevin going for the bankruptcy speedrun

  • @littlestan6625
    @littlestan6625 2 роки тому +109

    "I wasn't trafficking, I was just trying to make a quick buck" somehow this feels oddly familiar

    • @carstories4169
      @carstories4169 2 роки тому +3

      Wasn’t it in the movie border heist?

    • @littlestan6625
      @littlestan6625 2 роки тому +3

      @@carstories4169 I think that's the one, yeah 🤔

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 2 роки тому +8

      Andy T. be like

    • @Aus_Boss
      @Aus_Boss Рік тому +4

      It sure reminds me of someone 🙂

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 8 місяців тому

      Imagine if someone say that in their defense in court when they get caught for selling drugs or stolen goods.

  • @lumae8216
    @lumae8216 2 роки тому +24

    Hey Kevin, thank you for making my days better. Know that we all appreciate you very much. Thank you for your hard work!
    I hope this year will bring you lots of joy and that you’ll be able to try new things and do what you like!
    I’m sending lots of love from Germany! :)

  • @granfury1238
    @granfury1238 2 роки тому +67

    I love that Kevin keeps forgetting that some of his earlier BitLifes also ended on ships 😂

  • @werkothehoeslaya4590
    @werkothehoeslaya4590 2 роки тому +10

    Kevin I love your voice. I suffer from insomnia but your videos help me sm idk how😭 I love watching you late at night and you’re so funny u make me laugh and smile and then i get all comfortable and I just fall asleep lol I hope you’re doing good in life, you deserve it, your energy is unmatched

  • @IsabelinhaDra
    @IsabelinhaDra 2 роки тому +62

    It always ends up with Kevin going to the casino and playing blackjack

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 роки тому +7

      And it never goes well.

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +3

      ​@@pedrovallefin8406 he ends up making a million and then loses another million and then blows all his funds and loses everything

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 2 роки тому +76

    oh you'd be surprised to find out that a lot of crypto millionaires actually got into boating "accidents"

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 роки тому +48

    Kevin's back with more BitLife, this is gonna be good.

  • @immarissa
    @immarissa 2 роки тому +14

    Should've known it was Kevin behind the market crash. It is always Kevin.

  • @beavercontrol1743
    @beavercontrol1743 2 роки тому +8

    ive been binging kevin's bitlife videos recently so this is the perfect 30 minute video rn

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 2 роки тому +10

    Its been so long since we last had a Bitlife video! I hope you are doing well Kevin, i really enjoyed the skateboarding video :D cant wait to see what else you'll make

  • @bluest4210
    @bluest4210 2 роки тому +19

    Kevin makes his grand return to his BitLife addiction!

  • @scarlet_x4764
    @scarlet_x4764 2 роки тому +23

    When Kevin refused to pray and all his stats went to 0%. It reminded me of the one time when I was playing bitlife, and a pop up appeared asking who I was going to give a hand shake to, one of the choices was CallmeKevin, so of course I chose that and all my status went to 0 %.😭

  • @Realuser207
    @Realuser207 5 місяців тому +11

    0:01 short person xd

  • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
    @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 2 роки тому +6

    23:55 was literally a plot point in Gravity Falls and that was a joke for a cartoon at the time but that’s looking more wise each day lol

  • @seyvetch7863
    @seyvetch7863 2 роки тому +33

    Kevin! Love your videos! You literally probably saved my life with them :)
    I hope you are having a wonderful day!

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso Рік тому +2

      I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you

  • @UnclBerry
    @UnclBerry 2 роки тому +11

    I got into CallMeKevin from Bitlife, I'm just always so happy when he uploads it.

  • @Engardian
    @Engardian 2 роки тому +15

    This is like the fourth character of Kevin’s that died in a boating accident.

  • @CatnipTrick
    @CatnipTrick 2 роки тому +9

    im extremely sick atm and seeing that kevin posted a new bitlife video has made my day

  • @korgie4678
    @korgie4678 2 роки тому +9

    if you wanna get happiness basically instantly in bitlife, get a boating license, buy a jet-ski and take that bad boy for a ride

  • @LeonZhaid
    @LeonZhaid 2 роки тому +14

    You can curse the devs once a year starting at 18 if I remember correctly, it would be a fun video trying to get as far as you can while doing that! Although the instakills might be a problem...

  • @LoveRemains
    @LoveRemains 2 роки тому +8

    It’s such a simple game but I ALWAYS get SO excited when I see Kevin play this! 🥰

  • @newlenahs6251
    @newlenahs6251 2 роки тому +25

    Also Throwback to my history A levels where I understood everything perfectly but the economic crises because I didn't understand the stock market

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 2 роки тому +12

      Nobody understands the stock market. If they say they do, they’re either lying or insider trading.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +3

      @@aussiejo5764 The stock market is an imaginary market where people shop for speculation

  • @gunziro169
    @gunziro169 2 роки тому +17

    I swear in half of these bitlife videos he always become a p set janitor

  • @milsurpminuteman
    @milsurpminuteman 2 роки тому +15

    Now Kevin needs to try Turnip stocks in Animal Crossing

  • @VRVegeta
    @VRVegeta 2 роки тому +11

    God it's an amazing part of new year when callmekevin releases a new video

  • @TykkoYT
    @TykkoYT 2 роки тому +5

    I remember watching you for the first time, it was a bitlife video and I love that you keep messing with updates, great video as always!

  • @shree_yaa
    @shree_yaa 2 роки тому +5

    how kevin makes loads of long bitlife videos fun is actually amazing

  • @nathanferrol
    @nathanferrol 2 роки тому +9

    you know it's a good day when kevin posts a bitlife video

  • @autolose8497
    @autolose8497 2 роки тому +28

    so weird to me how bitlife will still put stuff behind ads to bitizens 😭

  • @iiasslouii3274
    @iiasslouii3274 5 місяців тому +2

    18:59 paying for this when it first came is a great. Those who i didn’t buy it when it first came out have to pay for every single updates. I’m happy to be a bitizin

  • @jasonellis4330
    @jasonellis4330 Рік тому +3

    22:01 Nope. Statistically, the people who are most successful with stocks are dead. The second best forget they even have stocks.

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt 2 роки тому +19

    I was working yesterday and a nice old lady gave me a $50 tip.
    That has no relationship to the video, it just made me happy and wanted to share.

  • @xxpxxmx586
    @xxpxxmx586 2 роки тому +4

    Missing Kevin playing Bitlife so much. Glad he played it again 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @FatPanda86
    @FatPanda86 2 роки тому +17

    I want to hire Kevin as my financial advisor now

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +2

      He'd blow half the money on trying to become governor

  • @saprumk4
    @saprumk4 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the most depressing game ever made. When I tried it, I was happily married with a child and a cat, but I got midlife crisis, tried to immigrate to Spain but got caught, his wife divorced him, his cat died, he got caught for attempted murder of his wife, received an 80-year sentence and died in prison after multiple escape attempts.

  • @downeyskys
    @downeyskys 2 роки тому +5

    So glad your back to playing BitLife, your videos are always so funny! 🎉🎉

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 2 роки тому +3

    1:01 5 years old and his favorite Home Alone scene is the bit from Angels with Filthy Souls.

  • @Fedorabandit
    @Fedorabandit 2 роки тому +17

    Yay! Instead of “new year new me” thing, Kevin is taking this a step further by just making a brand new life. New Year new Bit Life!

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 2 роки тому +13

    Kevin ruining games always makes entertaining content!

  • @dragonfly4441
    @dragonfly4441 2 роки тому +5

    Losing his pirate ship might be the saddest thing to happen to Kevin in Bitlife.

  • @Mel0nMel
    @Mel0nMel 2 роки тому +62

    The cursing bit life devs button is way funnier than it should be

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 2 роки тому +33

      Not really. Kevin paid for the ad free version and yet they still showed him ads and then wrecked his character when he called out how much of bs that was.

    • @CanonOverseer
      @CanonOverseer 2 роки тому +23

      @@EighmyLupin just like how you pay "for all future content" and then they do the new jobs as seperate microtransactions

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому

      @@EighmyLupin Literally all you have to do is 1. Not choose to watch an ad or 2. Just… hit the X button to close the pop-up
      Of all things to complain about this is the most useless

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому

      @@CanonOverseer People keep saying this but last I played they were all free

  • @professorpenguin6884
    @professorpenguin6884 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, Kevin went in HARD on the crypto bros. Like it almost makes it feel like he has a personal vendetta against them or something, lol. It seems like it got to them too, I'm guessing angry crypto supporters came after this video and that's why dislikes are disabled. I'm 100% with Kevin though.

  • @toffeefawn5177
    @toffeefawn5177 2 роки тому +20

    i’m going through a pretty stressful time right now and nothing beats getting into bed and finding out kevin posted again :) you have no idea how much these videos help me

    • @LoveRemains
      @LoveRemains 2 роки тому +2

      I know right? My cousin was murdered over Christmas, the guy (or duo) is/are still walking around free because the investigation is still ongoing and we still can’t put her body to rest because the autopsy can’t be done until the end of the month. So things have been awful. I am thankful that Kevin’s video’s help to cheer me up & make me forget for a little while. He’s really great, definitely my favourite UA-camr/Streamer. 🥹

    • @SonicTheIPHog
      @SonicTheIPHog 2 роки тому

      @@LoveRemains holy shit sorry.

  • @slashyslasher1248
    @slashyslasher1248 2 роки тому +9

    I am a fellow bitizen, that makes us brothers. Sons of bitlife.

  • @Jimjamuel
    @Jimjamuel Рік тому +2

    Kevin makes all his characters look like either Justin Bieber or someone who ties women to the train tracks.

  • @Oncelost21
    @Oncelost21 2 роки тому +8

    30 Minutes of Kev on a Monday... PERFECTO! ❤️ Kev... you need a throwback video on the military RP😭 still my FAVORITE video 4 years later... or the starwars RP... Movievoice has me DEAD💀🤣

  • @awesomeashton
    @awesomeashton 2 роки тому +5

    I love how he always picks Crime as the special talent.

  • @big_bad_raj
    @big_bad_raj 2 роки тому +15

    Prediction, Kevin will mention his Bitizen Premium membership within the first 9 minutes of the video.

    • @Danimeows
      @Danimeows 2 роки тому +8

      Minute 19 actually.

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan 2 роки тому +3

    20:49 “my depression is gone! My anxiety is gone,…….. ANNND I just lost 4 million dollars” 😂🤑

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan 2 роки тому +1

    12:27 I thought that was gonna be DEEP, but this is arguably better😂

  • @teresasikes6739
    @teresasikes6739 Рік тому +4

    Do you think Kevin knows you can back out of the BitLife app when a tab comes up that you don’t like?

  • @Stardewvalleyfarmer
    @Stardewvalleyfarmer 2 роки тому +4

    I was having an awful day and feeling super anxious. I got so excited when I saw you posted bitlife. It’s my fave series! Thank you!

  • @shelfrelated
    @shelfrelated 2 роки тому +17

    Was just watching some of your older Bitlife content when you uploaded this. Life works in weird ways.

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Рік тому +2

    11:03 “IT WAS BOTCHED”
    17:47 “IT’S BOTCHED AGAIN”
    18:11 “IT’S BOTCHED”

  • @wDStarDust
    @wDStarDust 2 роки тому +9

    This has brightened up my day ❤️
    Brighter than the spanish sunshine bouncing off of kevs pale irish face 😀
    Love you kev

  • @evil_stevil
    @evil_stevil 7 місяців тому +3

    bro you've ended 7 lives with drowning on a boat

  • @thepokemonqueen
    @thepokemonqueen 2 роки тому +18

    Day 352 of asking Kevin to play Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

  • @Aligames5747
    @Aligames5747 Рік тому +1

    I love how imajokey gets anxiety and depression when he's rich but it's cured when things go wrong

  • @akiraanimations820
    @akiraanimations820 2 роки тому +4

    You know, you can just go to settings to turn off minigames like the "reading a book", "getting a vehicle license" and "escaping prison" ones. From my experience most of then are sucessfull.

  • @lunasquib
    @lunasquib 11 місяців тому +1

    I too bought that citizenship and playing now, I’m happy I don’t have pop up ads but the fact I still have ads is ugh

  • @SubacaiDarkwing
    @SubacaiDarkwing 2 роки тому +15

    Loving the savagery about crypto on display in this video. 😆
    Never stop being you, Kevin.

  • @IAmTheOnlyChanel
    @IAmTheOnlyChanel 2 роки тому +2

    I laughed a lot watching this video as always 🖤 Ah bitlife I miss playing this game.
    Hope you’re okay! And had a good Christmas & new year!

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin 2 роки тому +8

    Wait, so the devs are forcing ads on players who own the "bitizen" ad free thing now?? WOW!
    "Haha, players think we are greedy, lmao." I mean, yeah, you 100% are when you go back on the terms of a "premium" deal you made with players to make more money.
    Don't worry though I'm sure they'll come out with an even more premium membership that'll shut off the new ads.. ya know until they add even more ads.

  • @sandraamos526
    @sandraamos526 2 роки тому +1

    I got an X box series S for Christmas a couple days ago, and now a Call Me Kevin video. 2023s gonna be awesome.

  • @MrVakmix
    @MrVakmix 2 роки тому +5

    Your videos always make my day way better Kevin!

  • @kimloughman681
    @kimloughman681 2 роки тому +2

    We can't make fun of you for never leaving the house... we literally just saw you go outside for 7 days to skateboard. You got us.