He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video
Bloody hate how the devs sold BitLife to CandyWriter since if you bought bitizen OR Bossmode you were meant to get all future packs but they just keep coming up with new ways to bypass it.
Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.
I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is. Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.
That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it. Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.
It's very annoying how greedy the devs/others behind bitlife are becoming so greedy. First, the Bitizen and God Mode cost £5 respectively, then a new job pack for way more, and now this is separate from everything else.
True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.
13:13 “I’m amazed this guy’s still alive despite being cursed by the Bitlife devs” They’re only keeping you alive out of spite to watch you suffer Kevin
He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.
I get periodically disappointed in candywriter Now they brought ads to the AD-FREE service we paid for, and if you don't pray your characters gets wrecked. Edit: Apparently in this particular instance you can click on the "X" button, but my point stands for a lot of other stuff in the app.
you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂
@@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game
Hey editors, you're amazing! I've been paying more attention to the editing lately and it's smooth and funny af. Thanks for your hard work! You're appreciated 😊
Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it
@@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...
@@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star. Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.
Yeah... BitLife devs were really cruel with that Pray feature. If I played that game and bumped into that, I'd not only be pissed off, but I'd also be leaving my thoughts on the review of the app at the Play Store.
bitlife used to be pretty fun but the fact that it spams you with notifications and tries to force you to watch ads even if you payed is just icky. im not gonna play it again but do wanna see more vids on it
I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes
Are you telling me that he died on a pirate ship... In Nassau... That's almost poetic. (For those who didn't know, Nassau was an actual pirate republic for a very short time in the early 18th century)
That was a wild ride. Lol. I love that this character managed to be both incredibly rich and completely poor at the same time. And even though you’d think it would be rare, he’s not even your first character to die in a boating accident. 😂 Side note, a bluebird would absolutely run twitter better, that part was hilarious.
I love how he's like "I'm gonna invest in a company related to Bitlife" and as he's saying that, he puts his cursor over Candywriter, the creator of Bitlife, and ignores it.
I love how every time Kevin wants to make an evil character, he chooses pitch black hair and the classic 'villain' moustache 😂 i just think of all of them as the same dude who changes his names and is involved in wayy too many crimes
bitlife devs: > make themselves gods in a life simulator > add the ability to pray to them for goods > lock it behind an unexpected ad > make the only other way without watching the ad to curse the devs > ruin the player's stats after they - intentional or not - curse you what a rollercoaster of emotions, this is both the funniest and worst shit they could've done
Hey Kevin, thank you for making my days better. Know that we all appreciate you very much. Thank you for your hard work! I hope this year will bring you lots of joy and that you’ll be able to try new things and do what you like! I’m sending lots of love from Germany! :)
Kevin I love your voice. I suffer from insomnia but your videos help me sm idk how😭 I love watching you late at night and you’re so funny u make me laugh and smile and then i get all comfortable and I just fall asleep lol I hope you’re doing good in life, you deserve it, your energy is unmatched
Its been so long since we last had a Bitlife video! I hope you are doing well Kevin, i really enjoyed the skateboarding video :D cant wait to see what else you'll make
When Kevin refused to pray and all his stats went to 0%. It reminded me of the one time when I was playing bitlife, and a pop up appeared asking who I was going to give a hand shake to, one of the choices was CallmeKevin, so of course I chose that and all my status went to 0 %.😭
I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you
You can curse the devs once a year starting at 18 if I remember correctly, it would be a fun video trying to get as far as you can while doing that! Although the instakills might be a problem...
18:59 paying for this when it first came is a great. Those who i didn’t buy it when it first came out have to pay for every single updates. I’m happy to be a bitizin
This is the most depressing game ever made. When I tried it, I was happily married with a child and a cat, but I got midlife crisis, tried to immigrate to Spain but got caught, his wife divorced him, his cat died, he got caught for attempted murder of his wife, received an 80-year sentence and died in prison after multiple escape attempts.
Not really. Kevin paid for the ad free version and yet they still showed him ads and then wrecked his character when he called out how much of bs that was.
@@EighmyLupin Literally all you have to do is 1. Not choose to watch an ad or 2. Just… hit the X button to close the pop-up Of all things to complain about this is the most useless
Damn, Kevin went in HARD on the crypto bros. Like it almost makes it feel like he has a personal vendetta against them or something, lol. It seems like it got to them too, I'm guessing angry crypto supporters came after this video and that's why dislikes are disabled. I'm 100% with Kevin though.
i’m going through a pretty stressful time right now and nothing beats getting into bed and finding out kevin posted again :) you have no idea how much these videos help me
I know right? My cousin was murdered over Christmas, the guy (or duo) is/are still walking around free because the investigation is still ongoing and we still can’t put her body to rest because the autopsy can’t be done until the end of the month. So things have been awful. I am thankful that Kevin’s video’s help to cheer me up & make me forget for a little while. He’s really great, definitely my favourite UA-camr/Streamer. 🥹
30 Minutes of Kev on a Monday... PERFECTO! ❤️ Kev... you need a throwback video on the military RP😭 still my FAVORITE video 4 years later... or the starwars RP... Movievoice has me DEAD💀🤣
You know, you can just go to settings to turn off minigames like the "reading a book", "getting a vehicle license" and "escaping prison" ones. From my experience most of then are sucessfull.
Wait, so the devs are forcing ads on players who own the "bitizen" ad free thing now?? WOW! "Haha, players think we are greedy, lmao." I mean, yeah, you 100% are when you go back on the terms of a "premium" deal you made with players to make more money. Don't worry though I'm sure they'll come out with an even more premium membership that'll shut off the new ads.. ya know until they add even more ads.
It never fails: he buys a boat, making his character happy for the first time in their life, and then they die in a boating accident.
Lol
a tale as old as time
It’s happened at least 3 times 😂
I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened three times.
Also, how many become porn historians/porn set janitors?
Good to know that the bitlife devs are self aware enough to identify as "money-grubbing dingbats."
Disappointed that Kevin didn’t take the opportunity to name his pirate ship “Crypto curren-sea”
I'm amazed he didn't go for the obvious OpenSea joke
nice didn't think of that
Current-Sea would include current!
@@LaurenTheorist came here to say that
Kevin pls post more bitlife its one of my fav you watcning bitlife thats how i saw your vids because of bitlife if he reads comments i hope tho
I love that every time Kevin brings up a special talent he always chooses crime
@Jack Wrath bot-_-
Lol
Chooses crime . But ends up as a porn janitor .
He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video
He also really likes to be a pornography historian and I want to know why LMAO
Bloody hate how the devs sold BitLife to CandyWriter since if you bought bitizen OR Bossmode you were meant to get all future packs but they just keep coming up with new ways to bypass it.
Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.
I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is.
Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.
@@EighmyLupin It’s not a contract though. It’s a lie, but companies lie all the damn time and sure don’t get in trouble for it.
That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it.
Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.
@@DeathnoteBB well it's false advertising and breaking a contract even a verbal or implicit one, still illegal.
It's very annoying how greedy the devs/others behind bitlife are becoming so greedy. First, the Bitizen and God Mode cost £5 respectively, then a new job pack for way more, and now this is separate from everything else.
Also you have to watch an ad to pray and they kill your character if you back out.
On the bright side, it will become a Sims 4 kind of game and Kevin would be abble to make a cult and imprision people in the basent.
I have Android and I didn't have to pay for it... I think
@@connaeris8230 You watch ads than, kevin is also on android
True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.
13:13 “I’m amazed this guy’s still alive despite being cursed by the Bitlife devs”
They’re only keeping you alive out of spite to watch you suffer Kevin
The bitlife dev's making your stats zero and your money zero for not watching an ad perfectly describes how little they care about your experience
You know you can just press the X to leave right? Then you don’t get cursed
Or it’s a joke
Parents: Satoshi you're a multimillionaire and you're STILL living here!
Satoshi: (Buys a pirate ship to live on)
Parents: Not...what i had in mind
good idea maybe i should do that
He's going for an independent seasteading.
Satoshi: (Dies on the pirate ship)
Parents: This is just an elaborate joke isn't it
What a great way to start a New Year by Kevin revisiting his old addictions, I think it’s time for The Desperate Housewives series to make a comeback.
Hope he’s been wearing wrist weights to strengthen up that slappin hand
Omg yes
Absolutely desperate for more desperate housewives
I would KILL to see more desperate housewives content
I need to see what Man and Manson are up to while Jimantha hooks up with the mailman.
9 times out of 10, Kevin will somehow always manages to get into gambling.
He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.
and the hitman.
Or prison
I get periodically disappointed in candywriter
Now they brought ads to the AD-FREE service we paid for, and if you don't pray your characters gets wrecked.
Edit: Apparently in this particular instance you can click on the "X" button, but my point stands for a lot of other stuff in the app.
Wait fr? I deleted Bitlife about a year ago but have bitizen, if I redownload it does that mean I have to watch ads now *just to pray* ??
you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂
@@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game
@@sierrachavis-conner3179 Thanks, i suppose i was wrong.
Some ads to support something shouldn't be that maddening at least we actually are getting the product we asked for rather than some pay to win shit
I love it when Kevin goes back to his addiction to ruin other people's lives.
@Bandit the Bamboozle It's supposed to be funny
Hey editors, you're amazing! I've been paying more attention to the editing lately and it's smooth and funny af. Thanks for your hard work! You're appreciated 😊
Bitlife devs really abused their power here
Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it
@@EighmyLupin Need premium plus I guess
Bitlife apology video incoming.
@@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...
@@sarac9424 I’ve seen him on watch yt list
If I had a nickel for every time a speed boat struck Kevins pirate ship I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice
Three nickels actually, I'm pretty sure.
@@rdvanguard1014 really?
@@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star.
Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.
I'm just find it funny he keeps buying boats at this point and is surprised when he dies same with planes lol
@@rdvanguard1014 oh lol
As an accountant, I now really want to start sending clients a sound clip as a summary of their yearly performance .....
Imajokey is such a traditional Irish surname. Kevin staying true to his roots
I am incredibly surprised that Kevin never turned to murder in this lifetime. That is usually his first response to things going south.
Sadly, there was no option to murder the BitLife devs
@@JasminMiettunen There was an option for the BitLife devs to singlehandedly plummet Satoshi's ass(ets)
Yeah... BitLife devs were really cruel with that Pray feature.
If I played that game and bumped into that, I'd not only be pissed off, but I'd also be leaving my thoughts on the review of the app at the Play Store.
as soon as he bought the pirate ship, his fate was sealed. every time kevin, every time.
@@dominicmarazita8103 Kevin is never wrong!
bitlife used to be pretty fun but the fact that it spams you with notifications and tries to force you to watch ads even if you payed is just icky. im not gonna play it again but do wanna see more vids on it
Yeah especially with the expensive
items in the game that cost 10 dollars that give minor buffs
I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes
Anyone who previously paid for bitizenship should be retroactively exempt from any ads at least. The whole point of bitzenship was no ads.
@@gaghhuh2943they require you to have internet to play the game
@@gaghhuh2943speaking from experience they have baked in ads for when you turn off the wifi it's kinda nuts
Are you telling me that he died on a pirate ship... In Nassau...
That's almost poetic.
(For those who didn't know, Nassau was an actual pirate republic for a very short time in the early 18th century)
edward kenway
@@tjsmoth7234
No joke, I was actually playing Black Flag when you posted this 🤣
sorry ur pirate republic failed
Kevin is a stock and crypto bro genius. He makes Bankman Fried look competent.
He is a business genius.
@Jack Wrath i doubt that, considering all you do is self promote in kevin's comments lmao
Also a piracy genius
I hope he names his next Sea Of Thieves ship the Crypto Pirate II
When he was born, Satoshi's mother was 41 and his father 26. Honestly, good for her.
The youngest she should have been dating was 28
@Christina Saladin Playing it safe
What...
This is great. It's always a joy to be with Kevin for 29 minutes.
That was a wild ride. Lol. I love that this character managed to be both incredibly rich and completely poor at the same time. And even though you’d think it would be rare, he’s not even your first character to die in a boating accident. 😂
Side note, a bluebird would absolutely run twitter better, that part was hilarious.
Ah, 'tis a good day when Kevin drops a new BitLife video.
I love how he's like "I'm gonna invest in a company related to Bitlife" and as he's saying that, he puts his cursor over Candywriter, the creator of Bitlife, and ignores it.
😮
I love how every time Kevin wants to make an evil character, he chooses pitch black hair and the classic 'villain' moustache 😂 i just think of all of them as the same dude who changes his names and is involved in wayy too many crimes
Bitlife is how I discovered and got into Kevins videos. Everytime a new one surfaces I just get excited
bitlife devs:
> make themselves gods in a life simulator
> add the ability to pray to them for goods
> lock it behind an unexpected ad
> make the only other way without watching the ad
to curse the devs
> ruin the player's stats after they - intentional or not
- curse you
what a rollercoaster of emotions, this is both the funniest and worst shit they could've done
Kevin: Plays BitLife
1st thing he does: Pray
*Maybe he **_has_** changed* 😂
Kevin's mind: oOoOO shiny new button!
@Jack Wrath for someone who says they hate comment spammers,you seem to be comment spamming
@Jack Wrath Nah, L Channel. Mine betta than yours, lowkey
Then he went on to try to cast a curse, he hasn’t changed after all
Callmekevin going for the bankruptcy speedrun
"I wasn't trafficking, I was just trying to make a quick buck" somehow this feels oddly familiar
Wasn’t it in the movie border heist?
@@carstories4169 I think that's the one, yeah 🤔
Andy T. be like
It sure reminds me of someone 🙂
Imagine if someone say that in their defense in court when they get caught for selling drugs or stolen goods.
Hey Kevin, thank you for making my days better. Know that we all appreciate you very much. Thank you for your hard work!
I hope this year will bring you lots of joy and that you’ll be able to try new things and do what you like!
I’m sending lots of love from Germany! :)
I love that Kevin keeps forgetting that some of his earlier BitLifes also ended on ships 😂
Kevin I love your voice. I suffer from insomnia but your videos help me sm idk how😭 I love watching you late at night and you’re so funny u make me laugh and smile and then i get all comfortable and I just fall asleep lol I hope you’re doing good in life, you deserve it, your energy is unmatched
It always ends up with Kevin going to the casino and playing blackjack
And it never goes well.
@@pedrovallefin8406 he ends up making a million and then loses another million and then blows all his funds and loses everything
oh you'd be surprised to find out that a lot of crypto millionaires actually got into boating "accidents"
Kevin's back with more BitLife, this is gonna be good.
Should've known it was Kevin behind the market crash. It is always Kevin.
ive been binging kevin's bitlife videos recently so this is the perfect 30 minute video rn
Its been so long since we last had a Bitlife video! I hope you are doing well Kevin, i really enjoyed the skateboarding video :D cant wait to see what else you'll make
Kevin makes his grand return to his BitLife addiction!
When Kevin refused to pray and all his stats went to 0%. It reminded me of the one time when I was playing bitlife, and a pop up appeared asking who I was going to give a hand shake to, one of the choices was CallmeKevin, so of course I chose that and all my status went to 0 %.😭
0:01 short person xd
23:55 was literally a plot point in Gravity Falls and that was a joke for a cartoon at the time but that’s looking more wise each day lol
Kevin! Love your videos! You literally probably saved my life with them :)
I hope you are having a wonderful day!
I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you
I got into CallMeKevin from Bitlife, I'm just always so happy when he uploads it.
This is like the fourth character of Kevin’s that died in a boating accident.
im extremely sick atm and seeing that kevin posted a new bitlife video has made my day
Same here!
if you wanna get happiness basically instantly in bitlife, get a boating license, buy a jet-ski and take that bad boy for a ride
You can curse the devs once a year starting at 18 if I remember correctly, it would be a fun video trying to get as far as you can while doing that! Although the instakills might be a problem...
It’s such a simple game but I ALWAYS get SO excited when I see Kevin play this! 🥰
Also Throwback to my history A levels where I understood everything perfectly but the economic crises because I didn't understand the stock market
Nobody understands the stock market. If they say they do, they’re either lying or insider trading.
@@aussiejo5764 The stock market is an imaginary market where people shop for speculation
I swear in half of these bitlife videos he always become a p set janitor
Now Kevin needs to try Turnip stocks in Animal Crossing
God it's an amazing part of new year when callmekevin releases a new video
I remember watching you for the first time, it was a bitlife video and I love that you keep messing with updates, great video as always!
how kevin makes loads of long bitlife videos fun is actually amazing
you know it's a good day when kevin posts a bitlife video
so weird to me how bitlife will still put stuff behind ads to bitizens 😭
18:59 paying for this when it first came is a great. Those who i didn’t buy it when it first came out have to pay for every single updates. I’m happy to be a bitizin
22:01 Nope. Statistically, the people who are most successful with stocks are dead. The second best forget they even have stocks.
I was working yesterday and a nice old lady gave me a $50 tip.
That has no relationship to the video, it just made me happy and wanted to share.
Missing Kevin playing Bitlife so much. Glad he played it again 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I want to hire Kevin as my financial advisor now
He'd blow half the money on trying to become governor
This is the most depressing game ever made. When I tried it, I was happily married with a child and a cat, but I got midlife crisis, tried to immigrate to Spain but got caught, his wife divorced him, his cat died, he got caught for attempted murder of his wife, received an 80-year sentence and died in prison after multiple escape attempts.
So glad your back to playing BitLife, your videos are always so funny! 🎉🎉
1:01 5 years old and his favorite Home Alone scene is the bit from Angels with Filthy Souls.
Yay! Instead of “new year new me” thing, Kevin is taking this a step further by just making a brand new life. New Year new Bit Life!
Kevin ruining games always makes entertaining content!
Losing his pirate ship might be the saddest thing to happen to Kevin in Bitlife.
The cursing bit life devs button is way funnier than it should be
Not really. Kevin paid for the ad free version and yet they still showed him ads and then wrecked his character when he called out how much of bs that was.
@@EighmyLupin just like how you pay "for all future content" and then they do the new jobs as seperate microtransactions
@@EighmyLupin Literally all you have to do is 1. Not choose to watch an ad or 2. Just… hit the X button to close the pop-up
Of all things to complain about this is the most useless
@@CanonOverseer People keep saying this but last I played they were all free
Damn, Kevin went in HARD on the crypto bros. Like it almost makes it feel like he has a personal vendetta against them or something, lol. It seems like it got to them too, I'm guessing angry crypto supporters came after this video and that's why dislikes are disabled. I'm 100% with Kevin though.
i’m going through a pretty stressful time right now and nothing beats getting into bed and finding out kevin posted again :) you have no idea how much these videos help me
I know right? My cousin was murdered over Christmas, the guy (or duo) is/are still walking around free because the investigation is still ongoing and we still can’t put her body to rest because the autopsy can’t be done until the end of the month. So things have been awful. I am thankful that Kevin’s video’s help to cheer me up & make me forget for a little while. He’s really great, definitely my favourite UA-camr/Streamer. 🥹
@@LoveRemains holy shit sorry.
I am a fellow bitizen, that makes us brothers. Sons of bitlife.
Does Bitlife have a plan
Kevin makes all his characters look like either Justin Bieber or someone who ties women to the train tracks.
30 Minutes of Kev on a Monday... PERFECTO! ❤️ Kev... you need a throwback video on the military RP😭 still my FAVORITE video 4 years later... or the starwars RP... Movievoice has me DEAD💀🤣
I love how he always picks Crime as the special talent.
Prediction, Kevin will mention his Bitizen Premium membership within the first 9 minutes of the video.
Minute 19 actually.
20:49 “my depression is gone! My anxiety is gone,…….. ANNND I just lost 4 million dollars” 😂🤑
12:27 I thought that was gonna be DEEP, but this is arguably better😂
Do you think Kevin knows you can back out of the BitLife app when a tab comes up that you don’t like?
I was having an awful day and feeling super anxious. I got so excited when I saw you posted bitlife. It’s my fave series! Thank you!
Was just watching some of your older Bitlife content when you uploaded this. Life works in weird ways.
Same! Its one of my favourites!
11:03 “IT WAS BOTCHED”
17:47 “IT’S BOTCHED AGAIN”
18:11 “IT’S BOTCHED”
This has brightened up my day ❤️
Brighter than the spanish sunshine bouncing off of kevs pale irish face 😀
Love you kev
bro you've ended 7 lives with drowning on a boat
Day 352 of asking Kevin to play Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
oh my god YES
I love how imajokey gets anxiety and depression when he's rich but it's cured when things go wrong
You know, you can just go to settings to turn off minigames like the "reading a book", "getting a vehicle license" and "escaping prison" ones. From my experience most of then are sucessfull.
I too bought that citizenship and playing now, I’m happy I don’t have pop up ads but the fact I still have ads is ugh
Loving the savagery about crypto on display in this video. 😆
Never stop being you, Kevin.
I laughed a lot watching this video as always 🖤 Ah bitlife I miss playing this game.
Hope you’re okay! And had a good Christmas & new year!
Wait, so the devs are forcing ads on players who own the "bitizen" ad free thing now?? WOW!
"Haha, players think we are greedy, lmao." I mean, yeah, you 100% are when you go back on the terms of a "premium" deal you made with players to make more money.
Don't worry though I'm sure they'll come out with an even more premium membership that'll shut off the new ads.. ya know until they add even more ads.
I got an X box series S for Christmas a couple days ago, and now a Call Me Kevin video. 2023s gonna be awesome.
Your videos always make my day way better Kevin!
We can't make fun of you for never leaving the house... we literally just saw you go outside for 7 days to skateboard. You got us.