Well, considering Kevins main strategy as bussinessman was to go with the flow at all times (even when it didnt seem to be working and when it actually failed spectaculary), it wouldnt do to get money in such a way. See how he could have easily speed up the process of inheriting his wives money, but instead choose the long way. And, one could say, the most enjoyable way. Patiently waiting for them to die while slowly wasting away all their money. Waiting for his parents deaths to get the money is just another side of that. Father Time really is the best hitman there is.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Thing is: Killing decreases karma, which also means it reduces lifespan and makes you more likely to get ill and die. Getting really old wives is apparently something that doesn't decrease karma at all (Although him skipping people's funerals might've decreased his lifespan by a few years)
Kevin: *Works as CEO for several huge companies and becomes famous.* BitLife: Everyone will remember you for that time you made a foot fetish shoe store.
Lets be real, this is actually how the game is meant to be played. Otherwise its just the most crass and repetitive life simulator there is. This way its genuinely fun.
@@pedrovallefin8406 bitlife is always weird though, you can easily recreate the chaos kevin makes by randomising choices because the game is just as murderous nonsensical on its own
@@springwater6693 Yeah, i know bitlife can be very weird on its own. That's what i mean when i said this is how its mean to be played. Cause, if you try to play it any other way that isnt the Kevin way, you probably gonna get bored prety quick. The game leans on its weirdness and capacity for chaos. Hence why theres so many options for crime or just lose money in dumb ways. Trying to play it "the right way" wont lead anywhere interesting.
@@pedrovallefin8406 i got into bitlife because of kevin and lo and behold, my boring ass played the right way because i wanted achievements. It was really stressful. Now i just live vicariously through kevin
Honestly we should make a Kevin BitLife bingo. Silly name is basically a free space. Hiring a Hitman, Risking it All at the Casino, Penis Enlargement, Demon-Red Eyes, Gold-Digging, Adopting Exotic Pet, Abandoning Children, First Kill by Age 12, etc.
anyone else get whiplash from kev's bitlife videos 🥴 I feel like SO much happens so fast, it's more chaos than usual- this man lives like 20 lives in 1 and then suddenly, raccoon
bitlife is perfect for kevin because it’s already wild. you can cause your parents divorce, kill a few people, become a billionaire and survive every std and substance addiction known to man only to struck by the sudden realisation that you’re gay and then also lightning
My personal favorite part of the video is when he made the screen blurry bc I wasn't wearing my glasses and then put them on when the screen was clear again. Just a coincidence that makes videos better
I became a major Brewery Tycoon with 250 locations and thousands of employees, ended up with a business value of well over 100 mil. Honestly this is my favorite update they've done so far, feels really satisfying and in-depth. Almost makes the game into a strategy game.
Kevin should definitely be a beta tester for this game since his choices are always erratic and unpredictable 😂 Really putting the game's programming to work trying to compute outcomes for this maniac.
@@TheUltimateRare nah I wanna see just half an hour of kevin walking down the street kidnapping random people, possibly forcing them to paint and worship him
I love that the food truck business was named "Mothertruckers", because my friend and I also came up with it at the beginning of college and proceeded to call everyone that even remotely annoyed us that as a joke whenever we talked about them. Brilliant comedic minds think alike, I guess. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: when Kevin says he was a businessman he isn’t lying, in around 2015 he was running a small franchise of clothing business, so he was actually a businessman in real life at somepoint.
1:37 "There goes my dream of owning an adult toy shop called 'Get Fecked' " Please don't give up, that's a beautiful (and witty) goal 🧑🧸🛍☘ 20:13 " 'Go feck yourself' is the name" The name changed a bit, but it still has the same soul 👍
6:00 Actually, £20,000 is how much the average wedding in the UK cost. Mine cost £18,000, but it was shared between myself, my then fiance, and my parents. During the time, I worked overtime to prevent my savings going down, and it's worked out nicely. We're happily married. ^_^
So... Selling someone else's home for 1.9M, opening a business, bonusing your way through the consequences, and selling the company... That plan actually made you 4M profit? The numbers don't lie. Irrefutable proof that Kevin is a financial genius!
The food truck buisness was basically the Crusty Crab. Kevin, the boss obsessed with money. Betsy, hates her job. Bill, lovesa their job and theitr boss.
The fact that Kevin’s first thought when not having any money to invest wasn’t to kill his parents, was the most surprising part of this video.
Well, considering Kevins main strategy as bussinessman was to go with the flow at all times (even when it didnt seem to be working and when it actually failed spectaculary), it wouldnt do to get money in such a way. See how he could have easily speed up the process of inheriting his wives money, but instead choose the long way. And, one could say, the most enjoyable way. Patiently waiting for them to die while slowly wasting away all their money. Waiting for his parents deaths to get the money is just another side of that. Father Time really is the best hitman there is.
Therapist might say he is improving 😅
@@pedrovallefin8406 Thing is: Killing decreases karma, which also means it reduces lifespan and makes you more likely to get ill and die. Getting really old wives is apparently something that doesn't decrease karma at all (Although him skipping people's funerals might've decreased his lifespan by a few years)
@@manologamerss5801Paddy Fitzpatrick might disagree with that.
"My hitman fingers are tingeling"
Kevin: plays video games to escape reality.
Video games: your surname has been changed to O’reilly
🤣🤣
Autoparts 😳
X'D
Oh Rielly?
@@darkfall7250 yes rielly lol
I'm not sure what i missed more: Kevin's bitlife series or the clever names he always gives to his protagonists
lets remember that he might not be a good business man but lets say... he knows how to tie up some...
loose ends. ☠
strongly relate
I love the odd names his family members get. My favorite was Juanita Boys 2 lol.
Some of those product names started getting cursed as the video progressed 💀
it’s been too long since the last one because i was more surprised by the name he chose than i should’ve been
Kevin: *Works as CEO for several huge companies and becomes famous.*
BitLife: Everyone will remember you for that time you made a foot fetish shoe store.
that's realistic tho
Understandable
Understandable
Understandable
Understandable
"Doing nothing and expecting everything to get better and better" damn I didn't realise someone named Businessman Ltd. could be so relatable
hello
@@EnergeticSpark63 hi (start a hi/hey/hello chain if you see this!!)
@@iwashere404 no
every time Bitlife gets a full update, I’m ready for Kevin to “ruin” it
Lets be real, this is actually how the game is meant to be played. Otherwise its just the most crass and repetitive life simulator there is. This way its genuinely fun.
@@pedrovallefin8406 bitlife is always weird though, you can easily recreate the chaos kevin makes by randomising choices because the game is just as murderous nonsensical on its own
@@springwater6693 Yeah, i know bitlife can be very weird on its own. That's what i mean when i said this is how its mean to be played. Cause, if you try to play it any other way that isnt the Kevin way, you probably gonna get bored prety quick. The game leans on its weirdness and capacity for chaos. Hence why theres so many options for crime or just lose money in dumb ways. Trying to play it "the right way" wont lead anywhere interesting.
@@pedrovallefin8406 i got into bitlife because of kevin and lo and behold, my boring ass played the right way because i wanted achievements. It was really stressful. Now i just live vicariously through kevin
The thing that I love about these bitlife videos is that no matter the context, Kevin always somehow ends up hiring a hitman at some point
That and marrying a rich old lady
Honestly we should make a Kevin BitLife bingo. Silly name is basically a free space. Hiring a Hitman, Risking it All at the Casino, Penis Enlargement, Demon-Red Eyes, Gold-Digging, Adopting Exotic Pet, Abandoning Children, First Kill by Age 12, etc.
you don’t “ruin” things, kevin. you simply… make things more interesting
Yeah tru
You simply make things more Kevin
too true :)
there is the right way, the wrong way, and my favourite the Kevin way :)
can't it be both?
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a bitlife video than when Kevin started laundering his own wife's money through his business 😂
hello
I'm laughing so hard at the board of that robot company hiring a famous CEO, and paying him $2M to tank the company in one move.
Otherwise known as doing an Elon Musk.
@@michael_gibbsNah, it would be an Elon if HE paid to tank the company in one move.
Just like in real life!
anyone else get whiplash from kev's bitlife videos 🥴 I feel like SO much happens so fast, it's more chaos than usual- this man lives like 20 lives in 1 and then suddenly, raccoon
raccoon bit out of no where 🤣
bitlife is perfect for kevin because it’s already wild. you can cause your parents divorce, kill a few people, become a billionaire and survive every std and substance addiction known to man only to struck by the sudden realisation that you’re gay and then also lightning
You try to pet a raccoon ONCE
@@salemcrow5078 life is so unfair really
@@UtopssAKAPJ SHUT
Lovers:5 Murders:1
Wow, Kevin really held himself back, but it looks like Kevin just attracts chaos.
My personal favorite part of the video is when he made the screen blurry bc I wasn't wearing my glasses and then put them on when the screen was clear again. Just a coincidence that makes videos better
Not only a military genius but a bitlife expert aswell, Kevin is showing another one of his great talents.
When I see a Bitlife upload, it's my first priority to watch it, because you know it will be absolutely chaotic in the best of ways.
I'm surprised that Businessman went to jail just once this playthrough! And not even canonically in the end!
“Mother I assure you my eyesight is fine I’m just stupid” -Kevin
I love when Kevin actually succeeds! My least favorite parts is when he runs them into the ground when he’s going great
Game: "What does this road sign mean?"
Kevin: "TeTrIs RoAd"
Why am I surprised
Well skinny cars only wasn’t an option
I was waiting for a dumb answer it's the Kevin way 🤣
You're surprised?
I was thinking, “Maybe this time he won’t go to prison…” and the the sunglasses went missing and I just knew.
I like that Kevin called his shoes “Shits” because now if someone stole from him he can say “someone broke into my shop and took some shits”
Holy shit Kevin instantly losing 100 mil upon being hired as a CEO had me dying laughing harder than anything in a while
I became a major Brewery Tycoon with 250 locations and thousands of employees, ended up with a business value of well over 100 mil. Honestly this is my favorite update they've done so far, feels really satisfying and in-depth. Almost makes the game into a strategy game.
The amount of times he’s made characters be a pornography historian in this, he obviously has a soft spot for the job
I like how his wife uno-reversed taking the money. You need one business to fail after an initial sucess to be a business tycoon just like real life.
I think this guys name is Shane, just a hunch
Kevin should definitely be a beta tester for this game since his choices are always erratic and unpredictable 😂 Really putting the game's programming to work trying to compute outcomes for this maniac.
😂 Good idea
Kevin: Military Strategist, Dear Leader, Most Dateable, Best Businessman.
also (briefly) successful politician, great emperor, etc. the only person to hold more professions is barbie
@@springwater6693 and best girl
Kevin's tradition of being a serial gold digger in any Bitlife playthrough always makes my day
I think we all agree than Kevin videos should last 30 minutes or more
as long as it's goofy, the sims or Kevin being a horrible person (in a game, not a real thing) then yes. sign me up
@@TheUltimateRare nah I wanna see just half an hour of kevin walking down the street kidnapping random people, possibly forcing them to paint and worship him
15:56 Bro is just transformed from Charles Boyle to Walter White (Heisenberg)
"There goes my dream of owning an adult toy shop called Get Fecked" LMAO
I would absolutely buy this man’s autobiography. His life was buckwild.
bit life: makes business update
kevin: you know im something of a business man myself
Ah, nothing better than a bottle of Guinness and watch Kevin cause chaos in a video game.
This man's life is an accurate representation of the stock market
This whole video was a wild ride of "stonks" followed by "not stonks" xD
@@Metzli yep
Yes
BitLife fuckin sucks. I got over 100 cats trying to get the "cat lady" banner, and I got the "scandalous" banner for being in prison ONCE
Considering the previous chain with R Us in their name went bankrupt , the foot store not working out kind of made sense 😂😅
Kevin is very well known for how he handles his enimes.
Kevin is making longer content and I am here for it. I cannot get enough of Kevin so the longer the video the better
Kevin makes games like this look so much fun.
13:52 the fact that you put no money into marketing for the special sauce made my head hot lmao
I am shocked he didn't immediately hit the casino after winning that 10M
That's called character growth.
that’s JUAN less thing i have to worry about.. 21:18 underrated bit ;)
I am expecting expert business tips, Kevin. I know you won't disappoint
I love the fact that all roads lead to murder whenever Kevin plays Bitlife
Kevin’s business can only go so well 😂
I love how Kevin always hires a hit man every time he plays. I feel like it would be a challenge for him to not to hurt someone on purpose
that is _literally_ my favorite OneDrive memory of you in the office ✨
kev is peak business man performance Ltd.
This is a very welcome upload in the middle of my CallmeKevin Bitlife binge.
I love that the food truck business was named "Mothertruckers", because my friend and I also came up with it at the beginning of college and proceeded to call everyone that even remotely annoyed us that as a joke whenever we talked about them. Brilliant comedic minds think alike, I guess. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin never fails to entertain me with his bitlife videos
Kevin's bitlife videos are always so fun to watch, keep up the good work!
Kevin's Bitlife series gets better and better with every entry. Every single video is bigger and more chaotic than the last 😂🤣
10:24 "Bill is telling betsy, who hates this place, how great i am". So basically they're spongebob and squidward?
How the hell is possible that Kevin out of all people figured out how to make the business update work so soon? Kevin is truly a business genius
I just started the video and wondered "hmmm let's see how long before Kevin goes to jail" and I wasn't dissapointed 💀
Came back to your channel today; laughed more than I have in a while. I really like your content Kevin!
This is one of the most chaotic Bitlife videos Kevin has ever done, and that's saying something
"Yeah that's fine!" from the FBI knocked a laugh out of me in the middle of a breakdown, thanks lol
0:01 I love that every now and then Kevo will just throw in a random Tony Hawk Pro Skater special sound effect for ✨️f l a v o r✨️
0:58 I took off my glasses when it became clearer and I thought I was my glasses
Kevin joining the army just to get money on the side and then getting discharged in one year just proves how much of a military genius Kevin truly is
Kevin playing Bitlife is such a glorious trainwreck I love it!
Kev playing Bitlife again
I’m so happy
Fun fact: when Kevin says he was a businessman he isn’t lying, in around 2015 he was running a small franchise of clothing business, so he was actually a businessman in real life at somepoint.
Everytime I watch these old life-sim game videos not gonna lie, they remind me of 90 day fiance or something LMAO 🤣😂
Anyone else recognize the music from Tom Nook’s store in Animal Crossing?
Simply hearing “hey friends!” at the beginning of each of your videos gives me a good hit of serotonin. Thanks Kevin- thanks friend!
kevin really went from selling food in a truck to becoming walter white
I love it the bitlife videos, you totally destroy everything and it's hilarious
Whenever Kevin returns to Bitlife, I feel like he should try to be a serial killer doctor. Then he can be both successful AND be his true self.
So if Krystal Ltd shoulda been a crystal business, is Kevin gonna start a business business
we're in the business... of business
"My Mother Has Hemorrhoids And My Fame Is Dropping" kind of sounds like the title of a song Fall Out Boy would release in the mid-2000s.
I feel like no body really talks about this anymore, but thanks for having subtitles on the video, it really helps with hearing issues :)
1:37 "There goes my dream of owning an adult toy shop called 'Get Fecked' " Please don't give up, that's a beautiful (and witty) goal 🧑🧸🛍☘
20:13 " 'Go feck yourself' is the name" The name changed a bit, but it still has the same soul 👍
Perfect timing! I get Kevin’s business tactics during my break at work! Time to go on Dragon’s Den, or Shark tank
0:58 My eyesight sucks and that joke with the blurred screen LITERALLY scared me to death for a second! 🤣
FBI; open up
I was legit thinking “man, I hope Kevin plays bitlife again soon.” Thank you 🙏🏼
This is your best video in a while dude
6:00 Actually, £20,000 is how much the average wedding in the UK cost. Mine cost £18,000, but it was shared between myself, my then fiance, and my parents. During the time, I worked overtime to prevent my savings going down, and it's worked out nicely. We're happily married. ^_^
i was literally just rewatching some of your old bitlife videos when this posted, always love to see this content!
Kevin: lets start a life
65 seconds later
Depression
Thats Kevin alright
So... Selling someone else's home for 1.9M, opening a business, bonusing your way through the consequences, and selling the company...
That plan actually made you 4M profit? The numbers don't lie. Irrefutable proof that Kevin is a financial genius!
Watching Kevin play BitLife always makes me want to play they should really sponsor him
I want to 100% BitLife, Kevin has helped with keeping my goal
"Catch up! Just do it! It's just that easy!"
Kevin you soundin an awful lot like my dad
13:12 evil Kevin be like hey there enemies
All right Kevin, you're MY enemy now
1:39 now that he says the title of the business I actually want him to do it LOL it would be iconic
A weirdly accurate representation of most business men
A mobile adult toy shop truck sounds like a million dollar idea.
I’m watching this in hopes of learning more things about this update… but then I remember that this is Kevin’s Video
I almost spat out my water at three different points in this video, GJ Kevin lmao
Watching Kevin refuse to increase the cost of his McBlunt was mildly infuriating
The food truck buisness was basically the Crusty Crab.
Kevin, the boss obsessed with money.
Betsy, hates her job.
Bill, lovesa their job and theitr boss.
remember where we parked
I actually laughed out loud when he sent that company into debt
Kevin the economical genius
Did Kevin actually have a look at what he taught people to do at 25:24 lol.
0:15 november 4th is my birthday too!!
im going to remember this and tell you happy birthday, never delete this comment
@@Kevin-ff2yd thank you!!
i am going to keep this tab open until november 4th and do nothing on it, just so i can remember to tell you happy birthday
not sure about your timezone, but happy birthday!
@@lilol8761 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, i hope you have so many more years left and i hope you’re able to cartwheel when you’re 77
I love your bitlife videos, I'm so glad to see you're doing another one!