I ruined the Bitlife Landlord update

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  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Рік тому +4391

    Only Kevin could manage to kill more people with ghosts than when he is straight up murdering people.

  • @MaidofRage420
    @MaidofRage420 Рік тому +2353

    Who knew a damn bookshelf could rack up more kills than Kevin just playing Bitlife in general

    • @jiminjams52
      @jiminjams52 Рік тому +46

      Never underestimate the bookshelf

    • @starlight4065
      @starlight4065 Рік тому +11

      Guys! I just bought this super haunted house. It has a really weird bookcase so I think I’m going to sell it

    • @Rovelteim
      @Rovelteim Рік тому +5

      Edgar Allan Poe is just tryna find one of his books?

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Рік тому +1

      I can't believe that bookshelf killed Kiana, the protagonist of Honkai Impact 3rd!

  • @ajhampton9706
    @ajhampton9706 Рік тому +757

    It is a bit scary and funny that BitLife called out Kevin's odd fascination with Hagrid.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +83

      It cant possibly be a coincidence. It was directed at Kevin in particular. Someone out there needed to tell him his Hagrid addiction has gone too far. All while simultaneously attempting to trigger back his addiction to Among Us with that challenge. The people behind this game are possibly more evin than Kevin himself.

    • @kadachinova5302
      @kadachinova5302 Рік тому +68

      @@pedrovallefin8406 The fact that the 'evin' typo could either be for Kevin or evil and would work either way makes it all the funnier to me.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 Рік тому +1167

    unironically, a pornstar landlord who gets forced to raise a child would make for a very peculiar yet interesting sitcom.

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 Рік тому +211

      Pornstar landlord forced to raise a child and all their properties happen to be haunted

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +129

      @@sidhackney8831 It would be like a mixture between Two and Half Men and Supernatural, but with a lot more porn in between sitcom shenanigans and ghosts.

    • @katsucandy
      @katsucandy Рік тому +92

      ​@@pedrovallefin8406 and also hilariously awkward situations like the landlord starting an arms race against the child to childproof the house so the kid won't get to the sex toys safe

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 Рік тому +71

      @@katsucandy Have an episode when the main character has to go to Parents Evening but keeps on getting interrupted by the ghosts killing people.

    • @khobbb
      @khobbb 9 місяців тому

      I had a life where at 18 I was a 0% reputation unknown actor, i miraculously got cast in a good role and performed a publicity stunt that made the movies hype and my reputation as an actor skyrocket. up until this moment, i didn’t have an agent representing me so it was hard to get auditions but i went on to hire a female agent who was 9 years older than me who absolutely despised me and wanted nothing to do with me. the movie went on to gross over $1,000,000,000+ in box office and i won an award for best lead actor, at this point my reputation was at 100%. i found out my agent was $700,000 in debt before my movie but representing me as an actor who pretty much got famous overnight accidentally, she not only cleared her debts but she made $5.5M. i found this out because my agent and i suddenly started dating after the paycheck hit. this also caused her reputation as an agent to skyrocket so she easily secured me a role paying me $2.2M/episode on a tv show with 20 episodes a season. I was making pretty much $45M a year and she was making bank too. in ten years I had more money than I knew what to do with. my agent started working with me while she was in serious debt and now she has a net worth of $40M+. i ended up breaking up with her and our relationship tanked to 0% but she stayed my agent because her craziness was 100% and just wanted to ruin my career. she made sure i got no roles whatsoever so i fired her, but that wasn’t the end of it. she was a stalker ex and stalked me nonstop, i grew tired of it and contacted a hitman to kill her, she wasn’t a problem anymore but before I knew it I was at trial for conspiracy to murder. the best lawyers couldn’t save me i was locked up for a long time. but i didn’t give up faith, i tried to appeal my sentence and this time the lawyers i paid millions for got my charges dropped and my sentence overturned. I was a free and rich man but my reputation as an actor was out the window, so i pretty much quit. Even after her own death my talent agent ex got the final laugh.
      that life would make for a very interesting concept of a drama series like better-call-saul

  • @shreyanshgupta363
    @shreyanshgupta363 Рік тому +1318

    It feels like bitlife was made for kevin to play. It's just such a perfect match.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Рік тому +3653

    I unironically want an update that expands the crime stuff. Imagine getting notoriety and a randomly generated serial killer name. Maybe join cartels or terrorist organizations... or create your own cult.
    Oh yeah, and then I'd play Bitlife.

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 Рік тому +168

      Bitlife dev better be seeing this comment, i wanna see kevin play as serial killer (in the game of course 😉)

    • @thatdumbass9856
      @thatdumbass9856 Рік тому +27

      Combat sports

    • @RandomFurryUwU
      @RandomFurryUwU Рік тому +96

      Introducing the Crime Expansion Pack! Only $5!

    • @ROT4RYfc3s
      @ROT4RYfc3s Рік тому +33

      ​@swivel keyring technically DJ Kevi is a massive serial killer, especially in The Sims as hos persona "Jim Pickens".
      His real name isn't Kevin, it's def Jim Pickens and we're made to believe it's just a character but it's an admission of "Kevin's" irl

    • @firewolf0065
      @firewolf0065 Рік тому +21

      You don't need to create you own cult were all already in one, uh, I mean, we're not ofc

  • @lydia_____
    @lydia_____ Рік тому +2499

    Poor Mrs. Dlord working in a brothel to pay her son's tuition and he rats her out, didn't care about school, and watched her die with no emotion 😂

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins Рік тому +231

      I thought it meant she was a customer at the brothel lol

    • @lydia_____
      @lydia_____ Рік тому +110

      @@VultureSkins omg i didn't even think about that 😭

    • @needfortweed8734
      @needfortweed8734 Рік тому +43

      Well, young Dlord had a rough start on his life as well. According to the video he was an accidental result of a condom problem...

    • @birdlovesart
      @birdlovesart Рік тому +19

      Ok but like her full name kinda sounds like “I need the lord”

    • @adamw4930
      @adamw4930 3 місяці тому +2

      Sounds like a great script

  • @creatingchaos4690
    @creatingchaos4690 Рік тому +1067

    The fact that Kevin killed more people with the haunted house unintentionally than he has done purposely in his other videos

  • @Warmishcookies
    @Warmishcookies Рік тому +203

    So the total was: 10 explicitly killed by a ghost or mysterious entity in the blurb about their death (plus, presumably, 2 kids). 5 more who just so happened to be 'murdered' while living in the house. And lastly Lan DLord...who was probably killed by the ghost. So at least 18 people...

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +22

      So... At one point of those 17 recorded misterious "accidental" deaths and unresolved murders can Lan Dlord be considered an accomplice? Cause halfway though it he was clearly renting the haunted house wholy expecting his tennants to suffer horrible deaths. Hell, for we all we know, what the ghost really wanted all allong was to end Lan Dlord reign of terror once and for all and the sacrifices he gave them only prolonged the inevitable. Probably have something to do with standing there to watch his own mother die. Maybe she was the ghost that killed him.

    • @aurastrike
      @aurastrike Рік тому +10

      Lan Dlord actually died peacefully. If you look very carefully at the log during the death sequence it says he died peacefully in his sleep

    • @sacrecharlemagne2262
      @sacrecharlemagne2262 Рік тому +11

      @@aurastrike At 59? Seems a bit young for that. It's much more likely that is simply what was put on the death certificate because a coroner did not want to put "died of fright after seeing a ghost" on an official record.

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 Рік тому +191

    "I can't believe I have the most aggressive ghost known to man" She has friendliness 100%, she might as well be bringing your breakfast to bed, and you're just freaking out.

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 Рік тому +247

    " I don't know why I made this guy's life so hard. He had it all; he had everything, and I ruined it by making him do something he shouldn't have done!"
    Kevin, you just summed up every character from every game you've ever played.

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince Рік тому +386

    16:54 - This HAD to be added by someone at Bitlife that knows Kevin plays their game and was hoping he'd trigger this.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +39

      Some bitlife deb must be a Kevin fan and put this in with the clear intent of reaching Kevin. Or maybe just actively referencing his videos. After all, we all know Kevin playstyle is exactly how this game is supossed to be played.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +21

      @@pedrovallefin8406 You guys know that Sexy PS1 Hagrid was a meme before Kevin.... right? Right?
      I may have something to do with Kevin, but equally as likely its that its just a pop culture reference.

    • @Jxvger
      @Jxvger Рік тому +10

      @@gandalf_thegrey nah too random to add rn it's a kevin reference, what's more likely , a meme that basically nobody has heard of that's likely old af being added as a reference, or a meme referring to what's likely bitlifes #1 supported

    • @zububabu8249
      @zububabu8249 Рік тому

      ​@@Jxvgertf are u talking about I even now see the memes on daily basis ig it based on who ur asking

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Рік тому +549

    It’s getting to the point where I’m finding out about updates through Kevin in the worst/best way possible

    • @whytry4682
      @whytry4682 Рік тому +24

      shame the devs are making you pay for every update

    • @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD
      @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD Рік тому +20

      @@whytry4682 fr tho. I remember when all you needed was bitizenship and god mode.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +6

      @@whytry4682 what
      no way they are doing that looool

  • @dracaesilverwing9561
    @dracaesilverwing9561 Рік тому +1341

    We all know how evil of a landlord Kevin could be, but he'll never be able to be more evil than the slumlord that I rent from 😅

    • @Forold
      @Forold Рік тому +24

      Is that a challenge?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +26

      @@Forold Nobody should ever declare Kevin cant be more evil than somebody else. Thats just setting things up for him to be ten times worse.

    • @LuxembourgYay
      @LuxembourgYay Рік тому +2

      666th like. nice.

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Рік тому +7

      Is your landlord renting you a home that you’re guaranteed to die in after a single year? I think not /j

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 5 місяців тому +1

      Maybe they are,don't judge aomeone until you understand their situation ​@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah

  • @Fl0werjpg
    @Fl0werjpg Рік тому +203

    I love that even if it’s unintentional Kevin is still the cause of many, many deaths

  • @spoontail37
    @spoontail37 Рік тому +101

    "Yeeeaaahhhhh... About that rent... Can i just.. not pay the rent? Like... ever? Would that be alright?" - Lan Dlord's tenants sometimes

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +10

      Honestly, he cant be blamed for their sudden and misterious deaths. They have it coming.

  • @corkyam25
    @corkyam25 Рік тому +68

    As someone who does actually live right next a cemetery, it's great! Very quiet neighbours!

  • @RiderLeangle2
    @RiderLeangle2 Рік тому +113

    Money, fame, stats almost maxed at one point, and a high kill count with no legal consequences? Kevin is a haunted real estate genius

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +3

      His only fault, which turned out to be deadly, was to get himself involved with the house "past tenants" instead of completely ignore them. There should be no interaction with the tennants, not even with the dead ones!

  • @Potatomasher4000
    @Potatomasher4000 Рік тому +129

    Kevin repeatedly feeding tenants to the ghosts is very on brand.

  • @oli.oli.
    @oli.oli. Рік тому +136

    i'm convinced bitlife added the hagrid pop-up specifically for kevin. it's too perfect lmao

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +6

      The only problem with it is the sugestion that his love of Hagrid is a bad thing. Clearly that Dane guy didnt knew what he was talking about. No wonder they became enemies. So what if your wife cheated on you with your evil looking but misteriously handsome friend? Geez, its not a big deal. Happens all the time, get over it.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +37

    Even when Kevin isn't playing a Mafia assassin in BitLife, his gameplay somehow finds a way to rack up a body count. But "murderous ghosts in haunted houses" is a new one.

  • @RebelHart9
    @RebelHart9 Рік тому +77

    The timing of your character getting hives is impeccable!
    You literally just asked to join the bee keeping business and then the game was like “you’ve got hives” like yeah that’s what happens when you are raising bees… unless you’re raising homeless bees I guess 😂

  • @pochiche6398
    @pochiche6398 Рік тому +118

    can't believe kevin missed out on the opportunity to joke that hives his character got were BEE hives.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +15

      He was so focused in being a terrible landlord that he forgot of what really matters: terrible puns. I just hope he never forgets this precious, horrible, thing he lost today.

  • @eyeseeyou4990
    @eyeseeyou4990 Рік тому +19

    Imagine having a landlord who is not only named after being a landlord, but is also an adult film star, and advertises the property as being near a nudist colony. Chances are he also advertises his own films.

  • @imUmoron
    @imUmoron Рік тому +24

    Man, this is the most successful Kevin's been in bit life.
    That business background is really paying off.

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 Рік тому +157

    I was literally thinking "Man, I really hope Kevin makes another BitLife video soon" yesterday. Landlord Kevin has read my mind

    • @thenugget1991
      @thenugget1991 Рік тому +1

      Kevin is a _landlording Genius!_

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +2

      I was actually rewatching a couple of his old bitlife videos two days ago. Lo and behond, a new bitlife videos came out. Its your testimony and mine enough evidence to conclude that Kevin is spying on his suscribers at any given time to know when its more beneficial to return to old favorites? I would say its irrefutable proof of that. Oh well, its not the worst thing Kevin has done, not even in the top ten really.

  • @miranda.w22
    @miranda.w22 Рік тому +21

    Kevin making a normal bitlife character like “so he’s got the evil villain looking eyebrows, handlebar mustache, red eyes and either black or bright red hair. but he’s not evil or anything”

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +1

      Now, dont be like that, thats just plain defamation. Lan Dlord had orange eyes. Completely diferent stuff.

  • @sillypplproductions2
    @sillypplproductions2 Рік тому +117

    Because of Kevin not being American, the fact that the one house is being haunted by _Sacagawea_ seems to have gone completely over his head. Meanwhile, I'm shocked that she's haunting a modern house and she's so aggressive

    • @nadiakeaton5680
      @nadiakeaton5680 Рік тому +8

      RIGHT

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater Рік тому +4

      Sacagawea?

    • @olwynlamberti
      @olwynlamberti Рік тому +24

      As a Brit, the only reason I know that name is from night at the museum

    • @little.bear.98
      @little.bear.98 Рік тому +5

      riiiight! born and raised in the uk but i’m nez perce and this had me nearly screaming at my phone screen 🤣

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Рік тому +9

      I think she wasn't aggresive, Kevin was the aggresive one, if she was aggresive Kevin would've been insta-killed.

  • @michaelaheb
    @michaelaheb Рік тому +31

    Your Bitlife videos are my comfort videos, I always watch them when I'm not feeling well. Thank you for a new one!

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube Рік тому +327

    7 year old Lan Dlord: 👁 👄 👁

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому +9

      Oh hey youtube

    • @mox.
      @mox. Рік тому +20

      ratio

    • @chloeerice8185
      @chloeerice8185 Рік тому +9

      The thing is that this has like 15 likes 💀

    • @midpour
      @midpour Рік тому +6

      Notice me

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому +7

      @@midpour hey i noticed you

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +13

    Kevin was actually onto something with buying the haunted houses, it’s actually a really good strategy, because if you drive out the ghosts with exorcisms, the property value SIGNIFICANTLY increases!

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 Рік тому +99

    Oh dear Lord (or Landlord). They really shouldn't give you any power in this game.

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown Рік тому +28

    I feel like the tenants of the haunted houses were all in agreement to see who could survive the longest, or maybe they were renting the house to prove that there's no such thing as ghosts, or they were all swayed by Mr. Dlords attractiveness. 🤣

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +4

      I simply assumed that Dlord prices were actually quite afordable. So cheap that it didnt even matter that the house is said to be haunted and everyone that rented it either died in misterious accidents or was murdered. Then again, i somehow doubt Lan Dlord ever cared to share any of those details before making them sign a one year contract. His good looks probably do help a lot in them not asking any questions. Who cares if he looks like a cartoon villain? Hes so handsome and clever, he must be trustworthy.😈

  • @LazyQahnaarin
    @LazyQahnaarin Рік тому +15

    This would be an amazing premise for a horror story. A house haunted by murderous spirits, but the property owner keeps renting it out. And it follows all the horrific ways the tenants die. The Meat Grinder House.💀

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +4

      It would have to imagine newer and diferent ways for the tennants to dies though. I would think that them dying from being crushed by a bookshelf or pushed of a window would get old eventually and prety quick at that..

    • @LazyQahnaarin
      @LazyQahnaarin Рік тому +2

      Caden slams the closet door closed just in the nick of time. Hearing the bookshelf bashing against the door, trying to break its way in, he relaxes and goes to lean against the wall, thinking himself safe for the time being. As he puts his weight against the wall, he suddenly feels it dissappears and starts falling. He has no chance of catching himself, as he sees the opened window getting further and further away. His final horrified thought "There was never a window in that closet!"

  • @honest_126
    @honest_126 Рік тому +74

    Kevin has some steep competition with some irl landlords tbh.

  • @brunettebarbie13
    @brunettebarbie13 Рік тому +37

    YES MORE CALLMEKEVIN BITLIFE. Now we just have to get Grognak and the gang back together (Sherry, Dawn, Steven, Troy, Lil Cap).

    • @AlanG58
      @AlanG58 Рік тому +2

      Poor Steven!

  • @flutternib8167
    @flutternib8167 Рік тому +42

    I died a little when he picked Sacagawea over Edgar Allan Poe 😂😂😂 and how she was somehow much more terrifying than Poe

  • @ellagrace5355
    @ellagrace5355 Рік тому +12

    Doctor: You have hives
    Lan Delord: Oh no they’re not mine they’re Sandra’s. Now what about these red bumps?

  • @Bradyboy3211
    @Bradyboy3211 Рік тому +187

    It always seems like no matter what Kevin is doing in bitlife he always ends up in the porn industry.

    • @craigphoenix6522
      @craigphoenix6522 Рік тому +34

      Or going to prison with Tuberculosis

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +28

      @@craigphoenix6522 Or, more often than not, going to prison after working in the porn industry (and getting tuberculosis).

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +25

      @@pedrovallefin8406 This.
      Kevin, Porn, Prison and Tuberculosis are the 4 horsemen of a bitlife playthrough

  • @glauberglousger6643
    @glauberglousger6643 Рік тому +34

    Honestly having the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe in a house would lead me to buy it no matter what,
    Well, any ghost that’s friendly

  • @timmythetechpriest5177
    @timmythetechpriest5177 Рік тому +126

    Ya know, Kevin played a pretty normal landlord. Especially considering how he watched his mother choke to death and did nothing. Standard Landleech behaviour

  • @KaylaGamebrain
    @KaylaGamebrain Рік тому +5

    Kevin really was a good landlord because everything is 2000 dollars or more just for a mini apartment, he rented an entire house for 110 dollars a month

  • @shelby8101
    @shelby8101 Рік тому +20

    I kept bees in my first house! It wasn’t on purpose… they just lived in the walls and buzzed a lot. It was super scary. 🐝

  • @whistlingbanshee5038
    @whistlingbanshee5038 Рік тому +131

    Kevin being a more reasonable landlord than most Irish landlords....

    • @michealmalloy1934
      @michealmalloy1934 Рік тому +21

      Just landlords in general

    • @Darbimbo
      @Darbimbo Рік тому +10

      ​@@michealmalloy1934 mao was right about landlords

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +2

      @@Darbimbo Which china doubled down on and made the problem worse loool

    • @user-rj4gu5oh3k
      @user-rj4gu5oh3k Рік тому

      @@gandalf_thegrey fr

    • @user-rj4gu5oh3k
      @user-rj4gu5oh3k Рік тому +1

      @@gandalf_thegrey but ngl in some cities it’s actually not that bad

  • @FemMushroom
    @FemMushroom Рік тому +16

    "You can be a landlord, and I'm gonna be the worst one."
    Well that's a tall order.

  • @dakota8189
    @dakota8189 Рік тому +35

    The other ghost was the native American woman who guided the Lewis and Clark expedition.

    • @Ollie_nel
      @Ollie_nel Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I don't blame her for being wary of white people (idk if the tenants were, but Kevin's character was.)

    • @garrettfoster5107
      @garrettfoster5107 Рік тому +3

      Sacagawea?

    • @dakota8189
      @dakota8189 Рік тому +2

      @Garrett Foster yeah I didn't know how to spell it and too lazy to look it up lol

  • @darkfall7250
    @darkfall7250 Рік тому +9

    "Hey, Jimmy, can you get me a book from that bookshelf?"
    Jimmy's last words: "Alright!"

  • @harrisongeorge4928
    @harrisongeorge4928 Рік тому +13

    Honestly started watching through Kevin's bit life series, he never disappoints to be the worst human alive through this game

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +3

      You make it sound as it hes only the worst human alive in bitlife. Thats basically every game he plays. Of course he doesnt disappoints at it when he had so much practice.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +3

    The irony how Kevin's landlord character meets a bunch of ghosts that murder people left and right, and then meets a non-human ghost at night outside his bedroom.... and then died "peacefully in his sleep" according to the game. Yeah... "peacefully" in his bedroom with that shuffling, clicking ghost outside. Sure.

  • @elongated_cat
    @elongated_cat Рік тому +2

    this is completely unrelated to the video, but i just wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking your time to create and upload your videos. i’ve been watching you for the majority of my adolescent years (i’m almost 17 now), and you and your content has really helped me through the struggles of growing up, as well through other rough periods of my life. (i even watch you with different members of my family, lol.)
    you may not think that uploading gaming videos (and occasionally videos with other various random topics or themes), would help someone like this, but it really does.
    and thank you if you’ve actually read this lol

  • @tiredallthetime1636
    @tiredallthetime1636 Рік тому +9

    Kevin may be the leader of a cult and have killed hundreds of sims and other innocent npc’s but he’ll never be as evil as a landlord

  • @connorjackson2731
    @connorjackson2731 Рік тому +23

    You never struggle to make me laugh!! I hope you realise how much joy you bring to people 😁😁

  • @t.h.i6969
    @t.h.i6969 Рік тому +8

    Can't wait for kevin to change his channel name to "Kevin Sellout" as legally stated in this very video if he gets 40 thousand likes, which he did.🎉🎉🎉

  • @banquote4253
    @banquote4253 Рік тому +2

    the fact that the most successful playthroughs kev has done in this game were: money obsessed guy and landlord(money obsessed guy) is really impressive

  • @damirk3
    @damirk3 Рік тому +10

    Lan Dlord be like:" You sure did get stuck" for 52 hours a week+ in free time

  • @zemdoidjr5724
    @zemdoidjr5724 Рік тому +8

    Thank you Kevin for using your time to make this video!

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 Рік тому +5

    This was a perfect one for today, thank ya for all the hard work Kap'n Kevo

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG Рік тому +3

    I like the idea of a landlord spending several thousand dollars over a lawsuit instead of just giving the tenant their $200 back because it seems like something that definitely has happened

  • @ThePizzaPagel
    @ThePizzaPagel Рік тому +15

    Apparently they’re going to make a vampire update soon

  • @AngelBirdo
    @AngelBirdo Рік тому +27

    If I had a nickel for every time Kevin played a landlord and was horrible in the past month, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • @cosmicdan5907
    @cosmicdan5907 Рік тому +4

    Your BitLife playlist is literally the background sound of my day to day life

  • @martijnklaassen3536
    @martijnklaassen3536 Рік тому +11

    40k likes!
    Looks like we need to call him Sellout now

  • @Erri_17
    @Erri_17 Рік тому +17

    The fact that he didn't sue the botched housework

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +6

      He was actually quite the chill landlord. Let his tenants get away with a lot of shit, plus he never even tried to made the rent as high as posible. He may have been an actually good landlord, if it wasnt for the multiple deaths and murders in that hounted house. He really should have sell that place while he still could.

  • @PrismaticatheOne
    @PrismaticatheOne Рік тому +1

    maybe that ghost is one of Kevin's past characters? that would explain the murderyness.
    "no matter where he goes or what life he plays, he will always be literally haunted by his past."
    that'll sound cooler if you read it in a spooky voice.

  • @MoreThanAGam3r
    @MoreThanAGam3r Рік тому +3

    Lmao this entire video was hilarious especially the haunted bookcase 😭😭😭😭 Sacagawea will haunt all your videos from now on lmao

  • @jessienerdis4179
    @jessienerdis4179 Рік тому +7

    Be interesting to see if Kevin raises his tenants rent 22%, refuses to negotiate and continually demands they sign a new 12 month lease to lock in like my landlord

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому

      Dont worry, im sure he would have if the game have left him. Its just the game is too limited for a true landlord experience.

  • @easton_F350
    @easton_F350 4 місяці тому +4

    Special talent: crime
    Town born in: San Francisco
    Didn’t know this game was 1:1 in realism

  • @springwater6693
    @springwater6693 Рік тому +3

    i’ve been playing with this new update for a few days and i’ve had multi million dollar properties be entirely wiped out by natural disasters but never a botched upgrade so there’s kevin’s first achievement 2 minutes in

  • @kyuubear8158
    @kyuubear8158 Рік тому +8

    I'm sorry but how beautiful is it that Dlord got hives after getting into the bee business 😂😂

  • @hedgethesledge
    @hedgethesledge Рік тому +2

    This video really cheered me up after almost being scammed today and feeling really stressed about it. Thank you, I love your bitlife series :)

  • @Daisieheart
    @Daisieheart Рік тому +3

    "you wake up with a very full bladder"
    yeah that's just me not wanting to get up and waiting till it physically hurts to walk to get up and pee, not a ghost illness

  • @genikamcclellan6019
    @genikamcclellan6019 7 місяців тому +1

    You’re the reason I redownloaded BitLife. Ironically none of my play throughs are like yours. Gamer experience varies.

  • @Golden_PF
    @Golden_PF Рік тому +4

    Thank you Kevin. I had a bad day today, and you made it so much better. Always a great day when you upload.

  • @KinxArts
    @KinxArts Рік тому +2

    Thank you for still making videos with bit life, I discovered you through those videos and they’re my favorite thing to fall asleep to and I get excited every time I see a new one 🎉

  • @bobbixvv
    @bobbixvv Рік тому +3

    dude i was just thinking yesterday "hey, kevin hasn't played any bitlife in a while, maybe his addiction is getting better" and here you are

  • @ayushnayak8746
    @ayushnayak8746 6 місяців тому +3

    I laughed out hard when Lan Dlord refused to pay for his daughter Bobbie's tuition fee in Criminal Justice for the sake of him not getting caught. And the funniest part is Dlord's daughter's full name is Bobbie Sue Dlord.

  • @Woods_114
    @Woods_114 Рік тому +5

    The fact that Kevin got the rumor that he is turned on by Hagrid is so perfect looking back on his Harry Potter videos and his Hagrid time😂

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Рік тому +1

      Either there a lot more people out there that are turned on by Hagrid that i thought or the game is directly targeting Kevin in particular. Your choice.

  • @TheRatedRFan339
    @TheRatedRFan339 Рік тому +2

    Yep. Call Me Kevin. Love the Bitlife videos. Actually went back and watched a few recently. Keep up the good work

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Рік тому +3

    I had a dream where Kevin made a compilation of him setting things on fire in video games, and I feel like that should be made into an actual thing

  • @BilboTeaBaggins_
    @BilboTeaBaggins_ Рік тому +2

    Bookshelf was MVP. 25 kills, no deaths!

  • @possum1093
    @possum1093 11 місяців тому +4

    "my new property' is near a nudists colony Adjacent to a cemetery and near a busy highway where is this property i need to know" buddy that's property in san Francisco for ya

  • @samanthawright8830
    @samanthawright8830 Рік тому +2

    Love me a CallMeKevin Bitlife video. I’ve been binging his old ones these last few days!

  • @sarthakp
    @sarthakp Рік тому +4

    When Kevin said "they're giving me so many mortgages and I'm paying nothing down" I instantly thought of 2008 LOL

  • @Kerwuddy
    @Kerwuddy Рік тому +2

    Love the BitLife videos, please keep it up. I find myself revisiting old episodes frequently

  • @domv6494
    @domv6494 Рік тому +12

    It's funnier that one of the ghosts was sacagawea which was the Indian that helped Lewis and Clark go through the Mississippi's

  • @CraicDealer
    @CraicDealer Рік тому +2

    With the horrific housing/landlord situation in Ireland right now this video turned up at the right time

  • @kit-t4z
    @kit-t4z Рік тому +12

    I'm so addicted to Kevin playing this game 😂

  • @iiasslouii3274
    @iiasslouii3274 6 місяців тому +1

    24:20 with that amount of damage, you ALWAYS wanna pick the best lawyer. Add the amount you’re suing for and the price of the lawyer. And that’s around what you should pick for your damages 99 out of 100 times you will win the lawsuit

  • @krishasija2346
    @krishasija2346 Рік тому +4

    The Hagrid part makes me think BitLife is self aware

  • @jaykay030
    @jaykay030 Рік тому +1

    4:33 ofc you get hives if you wanna do beekeeping, where else are the bees supposed to stay?

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis Рік тому +6

    Still waiting for the rebrand to "Call Me Sellout"

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury Рік тому

    Honestly, you're the best advert for this game. I have since bought the bitizen stuff because it looked so fun

  • @Arsenalplayz825
    @Arsenalplayz825 Рік тому +7

    This was a really good one Kevin I would absolutely love to have u as my landlord

  • @iwonkagasienica30
    @iwonkagasienica30 Рік тому +2

    21:06 wait that's the ghost of the famous indigenous lady that survived being kidnapped and worked with Lewis and Clark

  • @tutrlespam
    @tutrlespam 8 місяців тому +4

    Just reminding Kevin that this video got over 40k likes so he has to rebrand like he said at 19:02

  • @springwater6693
    @springwater6693 Рік тому +1

    yeeeeeesss!!! i love kevin bitlife content!! his uuuhhh genius combined with the game’s insanity is irresistible

  • @QueenAleenaFan
    @QueenAleenaFan Рік тому +3

    Kevin's talking about crossing a bridge when he comes to it, It's a wooden bridge and hes already on fire.

  • @Gdub33
    @Gdub33 Рік тому +2

    Lol Kevin didn't know who the ghost of Sacagawea was. But he sure knew Edgar Allen poe. I wonder why Sacagawea was so evil, the game saying she was friendly was just a ploy.

  • @reythelastdragonpearl9470
    @reythelastdragonpearl9470 Рік тому +7

    Love Kevin for always choosing the bad choice no matter what

  • @amandafischer937
    @amandafischer937 Рік тому +2

    I'm so glad to finally watch Kevin do this update!