Tbh if i see an album called "this album is free", the album art is a guy running from the cops and the first song is called "i killed the nun"... Im absolutely buying it idc about the music in it
Actually, System of a Down pulled off something like this! One of their album was called "Steal This Album", and some people really DID steal it when it came out!
I love how the one time Kevin didn't start randomly killing people by 25 he was accused of murder anyway. It's like they were worried someone had hacked his account.
Bitlife just thought "OK we know someone has been murdering those nuns... and with your track record you're the prime suspect... we don't have any evidence but the last nun you saw you extorted and the one before that you shoved into an iron maiden"
@@seasalt3312 good to hear lol I remember watching the how to annoy series when I was a kid and then finding his first original Minecraft let’s play and being shocked when I realized they were both the same person lmao. Happy to know that Jim Pickens is immortal
I love the idea of a world-famous punk singer whose music and exploits are all over the internet being remembered as a pretty good school board president.
@@gaspardp7314 The singer of Cannibal Corpse, Corpsegrinder, likes to play crane games in his spare time and donates his prizes to children's charities.
He still managed to get into a sex scandal without ever having sex; which i totes love as an ace who has dealt with the same but to a much lesser extent
Actual life: "Becomes a massive world superstar and millionaire, gets over a hundred million in earnings from multiple world tours and successful albums, adopts 8 children, wins 10 million dollars in a single hand in Blackjack, buys a pirate ship, becomes UA-cam influencer and runs multiple times for political office, spending over 70 million dollars and failing to get elected only to eventually settle for School Board Director in an attempt to become mayor." Tombstone: "After working hard, eventually fulfilled his dreams to become School Board Director! ^_^" Left some details out, but all-in-all not inaccurate.
LOL reminds me of my shortest life in Bitlife. On her tombstone it said, "Friends recall how she was scarred for life after being attacked with a dildo." She was murdered with a dildo...at age 4. By her older brother... r/technicallythetruth?
@@somerandomgamer8504 Sorry, this person automatically repressed Kevin's lack of common sense and corrected reality so he would actually sue her and earn back his money rather than waste MORE money for nothing.
@@iliapachulia9012 except Pop wasn't satirical. He just named it "cash grab" because he knew people would assume and project that it was making a satire of modern society but no, he just really wanted cash.
I go through a constant cycle of forgetting about this game, seeing Kevin play it, then remembering it and making a character live a crazy life, then forgetting about it again.
He's got a great voice sooo... I think he might even be able to make a career in music tbh. If someone can compose music for his songs...he can do pretty great.
FYI, System of a Down named one of their records "Steal This Album." Just a little factoid. Great vid as always, Kevin! I love when you play Bitlife. It suits your commentary style so well.
An punk rock album called “Please Buy This I’m Scared” and the cover being a picture of the lead singer emerging from a bush is something I’d listen to
15:33 Judge: "This woman claims you ran out on her and your child-what say you in your defense?" Pop: "Your honor, Im a virgin" Judge: "...case dismissed"
From what I gathered from the comments so far, you’re gonna have to make an album we all require it to cure our depression, *maybe a Christmas album for December!*
whether or not kevin put in the chapters in this video or youtube did it themselves- im equally worried when two of the chapters are titled "Attack Her" and "A Roach Infested Corpse". at first, i genuinely thought they were song titles kevin had picked out for his debut album, notably called "Please buy this, I'm scared".
The "I don't play any instrument and I can't sing" mentality of Pop Starr reminds me of this one comic I was reading where a girl makes up her mind to form an idol group and when they get a gig they realize that no-one can sing or dance 😂 and it just works anyway
Idk Cork sounds like a more realistic place name then any of those places. Also how dare you put down the Rebel county and true Capital of Ireland! Jk I'm not even from Cork but that is what somebody from Cork would say.
as others have said Kev, if you ever produce music I'd buy it. Both to support you and because you have one of the most, genuinely speaking, lovely voices when you sing.
Many know the story of the famous punk artist "PoP Star" but few know the story of his debut album "please buy this im scared" as the man was literally on his last legs while making it. 35 years old, single, constantly facing familial pressure from not having a job, girlfriend, and focusing all his time and resources on what his family considered a dead music career, especially after fumbling audition after audition, his mothers were at their wits end. He was finally able to catch a deal with Alamo records to print and ship the album for 90% of the revenue. After the album was finished the man went homr and got back on the grind while he waited and hoped for his last chance to pay off. About a week later he received a call from the label to be told almost half a million copies had been sold in under a month, almost over night the man made over 700 thousand dollars on his debut album.
Your karma load isn't as heavy when you don't kill everyone off. Pop Starr should become a recurring character. You already have so much lore you can build on in this video.
I'm curious if anyone has beat me in terms of amount of Bitlife "lovers" my record is 617 lovers, 41 children, and 23 grandchildren when they died. Buuuuut he was so fucking rich that even after his assets were split 41 ways and taxes taken each of his kids inherited $191,152. He also knowingly gave at least like 550 women either Genital Herpes, Hepatitis, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, or AIDS. He never went to the doctor but somehow lived to 81 despite getting his first 3 STDs at the age of 23 and AIDS at 34. Only reason he died too is because he went to prison and got killed with a spoon in a riot he started.
Yo, not gonna lie, I've been watching UA-cam the majority of the day for the majority of my life and you are the most likeable and authentic feeling of any youtuber I've seen. Love your work man keep the dopamine comin. You're one of the better parts of my day! Edit: Should have spent more time learning English if anyone saw this pre edits.
Dude how the hell is he able to get his albums made without the label refusing almost all of them, I literally tried like 20 times in one year alone for a single album and they kept saying no
I love how the first time Kevin hasn't had a character commit murder and he gets framed for it lol. Also love how Pop just hit on a person for complementing his music. Could you imagine if Kevin just hit on a random person for their youtube comment lol.
Tbh if i see an album called "this album is free", the album art is a guy running from the cops and the first song is called "i killed the nun"... Im absolutely buying it idc about the music in it
Actually, System of a Down pulled off something like this! One of their album was called "Steal This Album", and some people really DID steal it when it came out!
Same 😂😂😂
@@EmmyAndDeskyUnited that's amazing lmao
Making it rn
Yeah but you shouldn't have to buy because it's free. I am going to complain to the manager ( store) about false advertising lol.
I love how the one time Kevin didn't start randomly killing people by 25 he was accused of murder anyway. It's like they were worried someone had hacked his account.
Why doesn't this have more likes??
@@ns___________7405 can someone rickroll this person
Bitlife just thought "OK we know someone has been murdering those nuns... and with your track record you're the prime suspect... we don't have any evidence but the last nun you saw you extorted and the one before that you shoved into an iron maiden"
@@ns___________7405 Pay me and then I'll get your weird ass link viruses.
He was framed by a previous character of his.
Gotta be honest 'falsely charged with the murder of a nun' is a pretty good backstory for a rock star
Until he releases a song named "I killed the nun"
@@ludos1963 i got murder on my mind
@Joshua EdwinRoehl omg you know me so well, I love prepubescent boys singing off key to a song that they didn’t make!
honestly sounds like something i'd hear about a black metal musician
Sounds like something a random abusive and homophobic church would do just because they hate secular music lol
Kevin: Boosts his character's fertility to 100%
Also Kevin: Keeps his character a virgin
Man I haven't watched any Kevin videos in years but I'm really curious; does Jim Pickens ever still show up?
@@thealamo8308 yes
@@seasalt3312 good to hear lol I remember watching the how to annoy series when I was a kid and then finding his first original Minecraft let’s play and being shocked when I realized they were both the same person lmao. Happy to know that Jim Pickens is immortal
Well he is catholic
@@thealamo8308 His cult has never been greater than it is now.
All hail the Dear Leader.
I love the idea of a world-famous punk singer whose music and exploits are all over the internet being remembered as a pretty good school board president.
@Joshua EdwinRoehl This guy's going to get remembered as a pretty good school board president.
@Joshua EdwinRoehl ure annoying
That sounds like the info you'd learn on Tumblr
@@koronesuki113 what is it ? Is it racism 😲😢
@@gaspardp7314 The singer of Cannibal Corpse, Corpsegrinder, likes to play crane games in his spare time and donates his prizes to children's charities.
Kevin: If we're super fertile we can get involved in scandals for publicity!
Also Kevin: Virginity Rocks!
And adopts a bunch of children instead of conceiving them 😂
Aye 420 likes! Smoke it up 🥬 🚬
@@gayvagina7353 why is ther e leaf
He still managed to get into a sex scandal without ever having sex; which i totes love as an ace who has dealt with the same but to a much lesser extent
Actual life: "Becomes a massive world superstar and millionaire, gets over a hundred million in earnings from multiple world tours and successful albums, adopts 8 children, wins 10 million dollars in a single hand in Blackjack, buys a pirate ship, becomes UA-cam influencer and runs multiple times for political office, spending over 70 million dollars and failing to get elected only to eventually settle for School Board Director in an attempt to become mayor."
Tombstone: "After working hard, eventually fulfilled his dreams to become School Board Director! ^_^"
Left some details out, but all-in-all not inaccurate.
you can't forget the being falsely accused of murdering a nun plot
LOL reminds me of my shortest life in Bitlife. On her tombstone it said, "Friends recall how she was scarred for life after being attacked with a dildo."
She was murdered with a dildo...at age 4. By her older brother...
r/technicallythetruth?
@@jeonghanism and marrying a girl 70 years younger than him, getting cheated on and eventually suing her
@@21donuts I don't think calling a hitman to kill someone is "sueing"...
@@somerandomgamer8504 Sorry, this person automatically repressed Kevin's lack of common sense and corrected reality so he would actually sue her and earn back his money rather than waste MORE money for nothing.
Now I’m imagining Kevin walking into an orphanage and saying “I’ll take your entire stock!”
I’m the 69th like
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@gayvagina7353 I'm the 420th like
So... A male Angelina Jolie...?
@@gayvagina7353 peak of your existence
I’m not used to Kevin actually doing well in BitLife, probably due to the minimal amount of crime involved 😂
@Not RickRoll 👇👻 no thanks
The game even thought he killed somebody too
So weird right
Just some burglary and one murder, nothing much
I'm pretty sure this is the only time Kevin successfully does the challenge in the title of a video
Rumor has it Pop Starr is what Kevin's parents almost named him-it's a shame they landed on CallMeKevin instead
They changed it to CallMeKevin after zXNoRegretzzXz
@@libbyf51 turns out they did indeed have zXRegretzzXz, after all.
Kevin: i dont like bitlife
game: and i took that personally *initates random murder charge*
was looking for the first comment to mention how much of a Kevin move it was to do that to Bitlife
“i’m gonna sign up for all social media because i don’t care about my mental health” is the rawest thing kevin has said
Judging off of the lyrical genius that Kevin showed in Tomodachi Island Pop Starr will have a very... unique discography.
"a banana is the cover art. i'm not even trying anymore."
- velvet underground, 1967
Kris get the banana.
also I feel like having a punk album called cash grab would be the most punk thing ever, like if it was satirical
Was looking for this comment lol
@@iliapachulia9012 except Pop wasn't satirical. He just named it "cash grab" because he knew people would assume and project that it was making a satire of modern society but no, he just really wanted cash.
HA
If kevin did unironically release an album, I'd buy it.
@Funny no ❤️
@@jxcobriley but funny
@@IDKJUB No, what's funny is reporting bots
@@IDKJUB ??
@Not RickRoll 👇👻 no
"No, this has never happened before!"
Yes, Kevin. Because no one needs to frame you for attacking a nun when you're actually killing people.
If Pop Starr had Kevin’s singing voice he would become the most famous person in the world! If Jim allowed it, of course.
Report all links
@@CANDY-in9js say heck more real quick?? For science
I believe what you're doing is called sucking up for attention.
@@Jason-tz7ir nah man kevin just has a very good singing voice
@@sianblack3042 mmmm that's fair but at least have the balls to admit you're hoping to get his attention.
I go through a constant cycle of forgetting about this game, seeing Kevin play it, then remembering it and making a character live a crazy life, then forgetting about it again.
It only takes up a bit of your life :P
If Kevin ever became an actual pop star I would buy every album.
Same and I don't even like most pop music
he would be a country star
Yesssss
Same
He's got a great voice sooo...
I think he might even be able to make a career in music tbh. If someone can compose music for his songs...he can do pretty great.
To be honest “I killed the nun” sounds like an actual punk song name
Bitlife: You can't run for president while you're a professional singer.
Kanye: Hold my Yeezys.
Imagine if Kanye actually won
@@ahopefor He did win. Too bad for all the election fraud :P
Kanye’s life has had so many ups and downs it feels like a real-life BitLife run😂
😂
did he start singing on the newer albums? cuz i only know him as a rapper
"I don't play any instruments and can't sing!"
So he IS the perfect pop star
i'd say something about stereotypes if you weren't completely right about that. /:
@@lindabrown7521 Michael Jackson Could Sing And Play Instruments . So No .. They Aren’t Right 😂
@@badumtiss5288 modern pop stars tho? ehhhhhhh-
Whoda thunk that your fan of the album titled "Virginity Rocks" would reject your hookup advances...
Is no one going to point out how Kevin clearly cheated at "How far can you throw a baby ?" By kicking the baby in the clip he provided ???
what you send the baby flying with is really more house rules
Is anyone really gonna be brave enough to offer thier opinion to a man who just dropkicked a baby?
Touché to both of you lol
FYI, System of a Down named one of their records "Steal This Album." Just a little factoid. Great vid as always, Kevin! I love when you play Bitlife. It suits your commentary style so well.
I was thinking about that as well lol
"I want a yacht!" (short pause) "He's not very Punk anymore, isnt he?"
With a name like Pop Starr, it would be hard to choose a different career path.
Imagine applying for a desk job and your name is *literally* a job.
Is that a reference to that one webcomic where there's a dude called Ajob that broke society by having all jobs?
Ever heard of that volleyball player, Destinee Hooker?
To be fair, I bet there are quite a few Carpenters that aren't carpenters by trade.
@@mark012498 Lots of old English names come from occupations. Smith, Baker, Carpenter, Miller, Cooper, Thatcher, Chandler, etc.
@@rickswordfire4774 I am aware, hence why I replied as such to the comment above.
12:47 You know you’ve gone too far in this game when you go to the organised crime menu out of habit
If anything ever happens to UA-cam, Kevin could definitely make a second career in singing :)
I think he’d be an excellent talk show host. Definitely funnier than what’s out there right now.
@@friedrudibega6384 actually, that's a great idea - he has this gift of talking over everything without much editing to make it funny.
@@friedrudibega6384 That would be fantastic
@@friedrudibega6384 talk show with singing on the side
Totally
An punk rock album called “Please Buy This I’m Scared” and the cover being a picture of the lead singer emerging from a bush is something I’d listen to
the bitlife videos always make me happy
15:33
Judge: "This woman claims you ran out on her and your child-what say you in your defense?"
Pop: "Your honor, Im a virgin"
Judge: "...case dismissed"
From what I gathered from the comments so far, you’re gonna have to make an album we all require it to cure our depression, *maybe a Christmas album for December!*
"why am i depressed what happened" this hits too close to home we supposed to laugh here kevin
The one time Kevin doesn't go on a murder spree he gets accused of murder. But hey it'll be a great story for Pop Starr's book.
whether or not kevin put in the chapters in this video or youtube did it themselves- im equally worried when two of the chapters are titled "Attack Her" and "A Roach Infested Corpse". at first, i genuinely thought they were song titles kevin had picked out for his debut album, notably called "Please buy this, I'm scared".
They're autogenerated
The "I don't play any instrument and I can't sing" mentality of Pop Starr reminds me of this one comic I was reading where a girl makes up her mind to form an idol group and when they get a gig they realize that no-one can sing or dance 😂 and it just works anyway
by any chance, do you remember what it was called?
Also interested
Chaotic good
Chaotic neutral
Chaotic evil
Kevin: Chaotic chaos
Kevin: Wichita, Milwaukee, Boston ...at least try to come up with something that sounds real
Also Kevin: until recently lived in a place called Cork
Idk Cork sounds like a more realistic place name then any of those places.
Also how dare you put down the Rebel county and true Capital of Ireland! Jk I'm not even from Cork but that is what somebody from Cork would say.
@@ahopefor it’s not like one of those if so real that it’s LITERALLY in the title of several important historical events
@@ahopeforthey're just indigenous in origin, not that wacky imo
as others have said Kev, if you ever produce music I'd buy it. Both to support you and because you have one of the most, genuinely speaking, lovely voices when you sing.
Can't wait for Kevin to cover all of Pop Starr's songs
@Funny go away
my heart goes out to you in ukraine
Best bitlife life you ever played! ... well second best after thug life, that one was so out there xD
Watching Kevin's new video is always such a highlight of the day. Super excited to watch. Love you Kevin
I like the timeline at 2:50
"I had a daydream that I stopped a bank robbery. I was cured of my depression."
Daydreams solve everything.
I love Kevin's videos. they're so rewatchable, I can watch a video of his 20 times and still have a laugh.
Many know the story of the famous punk artist "PoP Star" but few know the story of his debut album "please buy this im scared" as the man was literally on his last legs while making it. 35 years old, single, constantly facing familial pressure from not having a job, girlfriend, and focusing all his time and resources on what his family considered a dead music career, especially after fumbling audition after audition, his mothers were at their wits end. He was finally able to catch a deal with Alamo records to print and ship the album for 90% of the revenue. After the album was finished the man went homr and got back on the grind while he waited and hoped for his last chance to pay off. About a week later he received a call from the label to be told almost half a million copies had been sold in under a month, almost over night the man made over 700 thousand dollars on his debut album.
When Kevin said 'I'm depressed why am I depressed what happened' I felt that
Your karma load isn't as heavy when you don't kill everyone off. Pop Starr should become a recurring character. You already have so much lore you can build on in this video.
Kevin comes up with the most strangest names in bitlife it's like a blessing for him but a curse for the character
I'm curious if anyone has beat me in terms of amount of Bitlife "lovers" my record is 617 lovers, 41 children, and 23 grandchildren when they died.
Buuuuut he was so fucking rich that even after his assets were split 41 ways and taxes taken each of his kids inherited $191,152.
He also knowingly gave at least like 550 women either Genital Herpes, Hepatitis, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, or AIDS. He never went to the doctor but somehow lived to 81 despite getting his first 3 STDs at the age of 23 and AIDS at 34. Only reason he died too is because he went to prison and got killed with a spoon in a riot he started.
iNtErEsTiNg
Glenn quagmire ahh fellow
@@georgenoodles1387 straight up, I didn't intend to do that when I began the life else I would've dropped him in RI and named him Glenn Quagmire lmao
i had a guy who ended up with 178 children, 493 lovers, and 255 grandkids, ended up basically repopulating turin italy!
I love how the video starts all slow and serious and in the end it's just. "Ehh yeah let me just blow my 10 million."
Yeeeeah that’s his usual thing here. The only difference is, he burned it on elections, rather than the casino, although he did that, too...
"As an old rich person should I date somebody young and make it kinda weird" - accurate
I love how you rejected the Christian rock band and were accused of murdering a nun two minutes later
I would unironically listen to a punk album called "Please buy this I'm scared!" with cover art of the lead singer emerging from a bush.
I might just make that now.
Kevin: "is there any place called little pop?"
Me: "yes, Minnesota"
:0
I ended up falling asleep while watching this and I dreamed that a brazillian band released a song with Kevin as a vocalist.
It sounded pretty bomb.
"I don't want to be from Little Rock, I want to be a pop star." You're right. Evanescence is much more alt.
"Any publicity is good publicity to Mr Star"
*glances at beauty community*
Day 54 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game
Also the original comment would be lovely
Bitlife Video idea: Be a woman and give birth to as many babies as you can. There is a ribbon for mothering 25 children in one life
Kevin: pfft, Milwaukee? They're making things up
Me who's from Milwaukee: *slowly disappears
Oh shi- *disappears*
I’m from Wisconsin too bro.(my condolences)
Yo, not gonna lie, I've been watching UA-cam the majority of the day for the majority of my life and you are the most likeable and authentic feeling of any youtuber I've seen. Love your work man keep the dopamine comin. You're one of the better parts of my day!
Edit: Should have spent more time learning English if anyone saw this pre edits.
Seeing a 26 minute long BitLife video from Kevin has made my day oh my god
0:31 As someone who is from Boston, I can confirm that we in fact aren't real and were just made by the bitlife creators.
Patiently waiting for Kevin to put his music on Spotify so I can ruin my algorithm forever
As a professional musician, the $88 for a concert was scarily accurate. XD
Kevin: Adopts 25 children
Also Kevin less than 10 mins later: "Wait I have a daughter?"
Ahhhh. Like a true pop star
Very yes
Yes
I swear, whenever Kevin tries to adopt a child, the receptionist is just like,WHO IS IN CONTROL? And Kevin's character is just like,wha- what?
Love how YT placed chapters randomly with Kevin's extraordinary titles
Honestly all those album/song titles were actually badass, I'm not surprised Punk Starr became such a hit
Dying on a pirate ship is the most punk rock star thing you could ever do
2:18 Kevin predicted his characters future🤣
"Since they're making stuff up like Wichita"
My man Kevin really just said my hometown doesn't exist
Nah it doesn't, same as Ohio as a whole
Now that I type that out, it sounds like I'm saying Wichita is in Ohio
I’m sorry but the drop of spit that flew out of Kevin’s mouth at 6:03 had me dyingggg
Nah but ‘Shaggy is the worst one’ do be a bop
Dude how the hell is he able to get his albums made without the label refusing almost all of them, I literally tried like 20 times in one year alone for a single album and they kept saying no
Its the power of the pure virgin.
You can make only one album per year, iirc
"i hate charity"
that's a great start for becoming a pop star
“What do you mean theres no university music degree?”
Me with a bachelors in music tech: yea, no, theres no degree in music, youre right
“Milwaukee” is about as close as I can get to Kevin noticing me 😂
this honestly sounds like a great punk singer, his social commentary is on point
26 minutes of kevin playing bitlife. This will indeed be fun.
@Not RickRoll 👇👻 no thanks
“My stage name is Punk Star, My real name is Pop Starr and my occupation is Rock Star.” Now you can say that the only person who’s confused is you😂
I love Kevin accidently going to the organized crime tab out of habit 😆
Ya
Your dad bursting in and looking foe Michael Buble sounds like a dorky thing a dad would do to praise your singing skills. XD
Still waiting for Kevin to start his music carier for real. He is really good
Kevin: “fake place like Milwaukee”
Me, a Wisconsinite: 👁👄👁
As someone from Boston, I can confirm we were made up by bitlife
I love how the first time Kevin hasn't had a character commit murder and he gets framed for it lol.
Also love how Pop just hit on a person for complementing his music. Could you imagine if Kevin just hit on a random person for their youtube comment lol.
Its weird seeing kevin make an actually succsessful life then getting into organized crime as usual
Ngl an album called"this album is free" with a guy running from the police as a cover really looks like something from a punk band
I love how what ever Kevin does he ends up dying in a boat accident
4:08 sounds like every single latino pop star tbh, especially the "Also I dont play any instruments and I can't sing" part
I would love a movie based on this plot, no joke.
"Tik Tok I'm getting old" is the best joke I've heard in ages 😂😂
A very underrated joke is Kevin saying he doesn't like Bitlife. If the devs are watching and are aware that would be extra funny.
“Shaggys the worst one” took me out
Imagine jim pickens being the frontman of a world famous band
I legit love all of Kevin's bitlife videos, I think I've watched each one at least 30 times at this rate.. 👉👈
"Why did they even suspect me? I'm not guilty!"
*looking over to Jim Pickens*
Well, about that...
I like to imagine Pop Starr exists in all of Kevin's worlds, he's the guy who does all of the background music.
ALL OF IT.