r/Cursedcomments | oh god oh no
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2021
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I just finished watching an Emkay video and now this when is already posted, gosh I love Emkay
same for me ! ヾ(＾-＾)ノ (well i'm kinda late tho)
Pogg same
@@angelinaz_uwu7647 ,Y "🍄
@penguins is ijjjkkkk
@penguins llc, 5vthe 🌰glji c
"if it comes back brown, keep reaching around."
"if it doesn't come back, alligator attack"
“If it comes back gold, it shouldn’t be told.”
If it comes back blue, the heck'd you do
If it comes back brown, keep reaching down
If it comes back white, then you're alright
If it comes back yellow, that was one weird Jello
If it comes back pink, sprint like a wink
if it comes back black, give it a smack
This is the best one so far
the best one
Ok then. Alligator, fetch dad
*Robin just a couple days ago*
“She wished she could be dominating but she just can’t be.”
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If it comes back Magenta, a doctor's appointment is on the agenda.
i like this one
if it comes back yellow, youre my fellow!
@@applbappl aww man. Was gonna say if it comes back yellow, keep wiping your fellow
@@Rimikare what
@@applbappl the wipe jokes. I had one for yellow but u were ahead of me
I went to a small veterinary technician school after hs. I heard a story about a PETA person coming in and setting all of the cats, dogs, rabbits, mice, and rats free. Some cats killed most of the mice and some labratory equipment was broken by a freightened dog, which ended up hurting itself on some glass that it broke
and yet PETA still exists, for reasons i dont really understand
sidenote, how the heck did they manage to do that without getting stopped in time?
“If pain means bread in French, then I own the whole bakery.”
Can I get this on a bumper sticker please?
And pan means bread in spanish
@@MarkosKapox i saw a pan in a spanish zoo,pretty sure it was bread in captivity
@@MarkosKapox Panera bread
No
@@MarkosKapox i guess i own a lot of frickin pans
If it comes back chartreuse, just drop another deuce
If it comes out pink, it really must stink
I’m uniqe ( s
Real talk, chartreuse is the ugliest color
E
@@ethankoh6851 turquoise*
"If it comes back lime, you had fun time with a mime"
"If it comes back pink, you've destroyed the sink"
"If it comes back gray, its uncle bob's time to play"
thank you.
Not uncle BOB!
NOO HE WANNA PLAY THE TOUCHING GAME :(
If it comes back yellow, you're one sick fellow
@@linainverse9369 if it comes back aquamarine you'd better ask your doctor about your spleen
If it comes back orange...
God dammit
1:39
If it comes back yellow, well god says hello.
if it comes back light brown come down to the doctors
if it comes back purple
its me.
these two replies don’t reply with the colors
like that’s the points
4:41
this fits perfectly
"My first crush ever, was the dragon from Shrek" "Well that's is akward"
if it comes back purple the only ryme i can think of is gurble
Gerbile?
If it comes back gray don't skip leg day
I had turquoise poo once...
Don't ask...
If it comes back orange
Aw fuck
If it comes back grey
You are definitely gay
“If it comes back flaming, Tacobel can take the blaming.”
"If it comes back turquoise, you feed it to a tortoise"
“Benadryl cucumber snatch“ I’m sorry i just HAD to take a double take funniest thing I’ve heard all year
“If it comes back yellow, you’re an unlucky fellow.
No, you let it mellow.
Whenever that would happen to me it usually meant I had consumed corn and it passed through the system too fast.
"If it comes back cyan, you better run, Ryan!"
If it comes back glowing, thats something most people would be showing
If it comes back pink, you missed the stink
If it comes back blocky, you might needda hockey (BRO IDFK THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO)
If it comes back rainbow rainbow you need a docker
If it comes back hotter, go see the doctor
@@creepyrat what
8:45 at september 10 2022 hits different after, you know
4:15 "I believe most people are good in my a$$"🤣🤣😭
Driving the Last Spike.
@@spencercoots Oh Lord
"Putting dairy milk in your morning coffee is sexist"
Me: *switches to tiddie milk*
No. Man milk is better
No, red milk is better
And once you finish the milk you got a free meal to
nah, my fav is cronchy milk
I use t h i c c o r a n g e j u i c e
If it comes back Teal, you're a big, big deal.
if it comes back lime, you aren't fine!
If it is yellow, play it mellow
If it comes out purple...
*shit*
If it comes back black , stop shoving voidlings in there you psycho
@@cookiehawk check for a turtle.
8:45 scariest is that it was posted 6 months ago
Yeah
Yea
Wait so you’re telling me people skinned hands and dipped them in hand sanitizer? That’s just overkill
If it comes back gray, your liver's not okay
That's a good one
If it comes back pink, I don’t know what to think
Get to the doctor and don't delay
or some one came there today!
If grey, you gay
"If it comes back gold, then you're too old"
@penguins what is going on everywhere I look in comments I see this video what the hell
Australium Shit
"If you love it, let it go. If it comes back, eat it."
Or you're Midas.
Hello engie!
If somebody ever tries to open the door on a plane, just dead stare at them while they rip off their arms, it's way funnier
thank you for starting the video off with that post, it made me spit out my drink after i had decided to take a big fking sip of it for no apparent reason
If it comes back turquoise, high-five the boys.
Why 👀
Beat me to the boys for turquoise
If it comes back purple, it means you’re immortal
If it comes back grey you better run away
If it comes back maroon, you'll soon meet your doom
"Satan, i've come to bargain" was just too good
I just love how Robyn (robin?) makes comments more cursed than half the stuff he’s reading
and so naturally too
I was literally looking for a random cursed response video when I saw this. Now I’m a subscriber
Why can I imagine Robin robing a bank with:
"Hey, I'm Robin and I'm Robin'"
“How’s it going, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to EmKay, I’m your host Robin, preparing to commit 7 different war crimes!”
@@gyhsntdbb9237 *same*
This makes me think of: "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.".
@@gyhsntdbb9237 only seven? i commited 36 in ukraine
ONLY THIRTY-SEVEN? I did 792,937,928,000,927,111 War Felonies In The U.S.A Just now!
"you think a man can do what a vibrator can?" Bruh, you turn this into r/murdered by words
Vibrator can do what men can't and men can do what a vibrator can't
1:14 it all makes sense now...
9:55 after all 45 trainer battles
finally my cat evoluted
Looks like anka from animal crossing
Sharks:
*Wait,you don't eat your family when you are young?*
When you kill only 5 humans per year yet they kill millions of you per year:
@penguins ua-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/v-deo.html
4:37 I stopped paying attention after he mentioned his first ever crush was the dragon from Shrek
Ikr so many fantasies...
I was expecting the “farmers have the most s3x” thing to have someone asking what species the farmers were doing it with lol
"Yeah, the lap dances are THAT good"
I'm dead 💀
"We're all kings here"
Syndrome: And when everyone's a king,
*chuckles* No one will be.
Nice one
you know, i hate kings, would much rather be a mayor
8:40 you son of a bi-
Benadryl Cucumbersnatch had me dying. 😂😂
“I thought it said cream instead of scream”
Either way, there’s a chance it’s the same situation, just one letter shorter.
u h m -
👀 AYO
mm
If you think fricking a dragon is bad, avoid cloud meadow
just looked it up on steam, you're right
Dare I even ask?
Decides to look it up and Jesus Christ what the fuck
I don't think most people need a reason to avoid cloud meadow.
E
8:42 aged like artifact not in the British museum
If it comes back black, Jack's takin' a snack.
Robin should do an intro were he says “hello I’m Robin no not the bank”
Agreed
Has happened before
I'm Robin the bank and iran and said Yemen When i escaped secuirty and said oman when I was surrounded,there was Norway out. (Haha country/probarly states pun)
If it comes back green, STOP drinking four loko golds!
If it comes out blue, that’s on you!
If it comes back pink, you need a drink
@@skelegone-qx3os if it comes back pink, the you truly have a kink
If it comes back maroon, you better fly to the moon
1:23 Imagine that actually becomes a thing.
'bull jizz coffee, $8.99 at your local Starbucks'
"stfu or i'll write your name in amongus" kid named rad: there is nothing you can do
When he called Benedict “Benadryl” tho
*_I’m dead_*
dont forget cucumber
@Gabriele Urban thanks
Why us nobody talking about how the dragon from Shrek was Robin's first crush??
Can you blame him?
Wait a second... The dragon from Shrek ditched Robin for Donkey?!?!
@@JEC2019 o ma gaw
we try not to think about it
Lol
"Benadryl Cucumbersnatch" lmfao
“If it comes back maroon, you need a spoon”
"If it comes back red, you got pounded in bed"
Emkay: That's true
Me: Wait..... How do you know that?
I would pay for a Robin onlyfans
@@sintrabio Man, same.
He has tried a man in his dreams
When he remembers r/suddenlygay
@@ikafajetsala9572
what? when?
@@axolotlinabucket1287 you do not need to know that is a secret
3:51
“OH DREEEEAAAAAM! GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM THAT CHILD!”
If it comes back yellow, move away from your fellow.
"if it comes back sticky, what the fricky"
Day 302 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Thanks! :D
Nice
Yes
I agreee
I agree
I agree BUT YOUVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 302 DAYS?!
"They paid for it, with ANIME."
Truer words have never been spoken...
I say this all the time without ever hearing it prior to this video from another person...
If it comes down orange, that must be a lot of storage
if it comes back teal, thats surreal
if it comes back yellow, "somebody help this fellow"
can we all talk about how PETA said "putting DAIRY MILK in your coffee"
WHY DID YOU SAY DAIRY MILK, MILK IS DAIRY!
*Cough* There’s milk that ain’t dairy.
Such as from the joke… bulls’… that ain’t dairy but it milk… why did I make myself say this
Ummm almond milk?
@@ElvenMoeFrick me. Why did I have to say something that I didn’t really want to and someone says an alternative… yeah seed milk isn’t dairy either.
I mean, they think that almonds can make milk 😬
@@KHowardishereandthefunsbegunNo it’s that the almonds are “milked”. As in blended and their juices are being taken and turned into a milk. Idk bout the blending part
If it comes back grey, you're having a bad day.
If it comes back yellow you must love smello
If it comes back cyan, you’re going to be dyin’
if it comes back orange you've went past you range
If it comes back pink you need to think
If it comes back how did you eat a boomerang wtf
"if it comes back stiff, WHAT THE FU-"
4:30 Be honest, we all want dragons to be real. But what would be worse, one burning down our cities like Smaug or one that just sleeps with those sent to kill her?
What about the ones that start a continental war with each other when we fell one of their leaders?
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 WINGS OF FIRE REFERENCE????
Fun fact: You are now aware of the fact that you are both on the inside and the outside of your skeleton at the same time
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One day I will hatch. That day grows closer.
I love and hate how that makes too much sense
So when your a fetus you’re just playing early Access
Finally I'm inside someone
"yes, where's Japan?"
"No bob! We too-"
*_remembers about SCP inappropriate content_*
"Just go straight Bob, may god be by your side"
"no Dr. Bright, you can not sell adult SCP magazines in Asia, and who would buy that sort of stuff anyways?"
Is it bad that I don't rlly get this..? Is it for only those who know the fandom alot...? (Please help me
@@Techy404 Fuwwy protogen!? :O
̶A̶l̶s̶o ̶u̶h̶m ̶a̶d̶u̶l̶t ̶w̶h̶a̶t 😳
@@MoonLightOfficialOwO just don’t search up scp rule 34
@@MoonLightOfficialOwO yes, i'm a protogen
3:19 LMAO WTF IM LAUGHING SO HARD
If it comes back purple, you got a nurple the wrong way
Love your guy's vids keep them up
Fun fact: all grass seeds are edible
nice **eats grass**
@@MARlPOSA *becomes anti vegan*
Wait grass has seeds I thought it peed on dirt to make more grass
Grass is eat
All seeds are edible if you're bold enough👀
If it comes back camo, you might have lost your ammo
4:20
This isn't the last song but it's a favorite,
I See A Dreamer In my æss 😂
Alone in my əss
Still alive in my @$$
@@furrettheking2718 sounds sus
It is
This song brings back T R A U M A
If it comes back in violet, you might wanna riot.
if if comes back turquoise, you should probably alert the boys
If it comes back purple, what in the hell did you last gurble?
If it comes back pink, what the hell did you drink
If it comes back grey, you are not okay
If it comes back yellow the feeling is not mellow
If it comes back gold, then your stomach is sold!
"What the dog doin'?" Funniest thing I've seen at the end of a video
11:06 im proud of you for pronouncing bronchochemonia
Long live Worcestershire sauce
While watching this I got that sudden urge that you get in video games to save😂😂
If it comes back gray, better scream mayday.
If it comes back purple, best hope not to GURGLE
If it comes back in a day, then just say "F@
"It's for my family"
Did you just say family?
The meal is on me
what in the duck is ur pfp
I'm kind of a family my self
@@182exe technoblade but 👀
@@mayett9672 so... . You are an orphan???
The thumbnail is comedy gold
8:41 THIS AGED TOO WELL
9:23 moment of silence for our fallen narrator. he will be remembered
Who?
"if it comes back cream" your uncle wasn't a dream.
oh....
Ewww XD
@@guadobobey5785 oh mon dieu...
( Oh my God in french)
If it comes back yellow, he's a kinky fellow
"If it comes back yellow."
"Goodbye my fellow!"
"I'm Robin, the one with the bad skin" My man, do you not change yours Daily?
Finally a cursed comments title from emkay that isn't either "eat him :)" or "NO DON'T EAT HIM"
*If it comes back orange, put it in your porridge*
@penguins you RUINED THIS THREAD
@@peskypigeonx thats a bot lol
Why does my porridge taste weird
@@trexindominus8119 Good question
"If it comes back yella, you're quite the strange fella."
If it comes back yellow, you will start to feel mellow.
Robin: my first crush was the dragon from Shrek.
Me: you freakin donkey.
No he is donkey
Cursed comments is my favorite subreddit.
Excluding every NSFW-hentai ones.
w h a t
You mean except the illegal ones right?
4:21 Medic! In My Ass
makes it sound like its the Get Behind Me Doktor copypasta
1:52 "If it comes back Lavender, you should've paid attention on what ya had in there"
"look, the man was 8000 years old, there were plenty of photos taken off him where he looked like ghoul from Detroit"
Idk why I laughing at that 😂
Note to myself: never start eating while watching an EmKay video.
I never learn my lesson 😅
😂
if it comes back yellow, get up from your pillow
8:41 my guy predicted the future, the queen died and england lost on penalties.
*If it comes backs orange, damn it nothing rhymes with orange!*
yes
@Samuel Parsons I hate you
F#ck it like a sporange
If it comes back orange, stop fricking your door hinge
If it comes back orange, GRAB A DAMN SPORANGE.
If it comes back yellow, eat it like jello
Since you guys liked this one, I'll give you another one
If it comes back purple, then gurgle
If it comes back pink, THINK, MARK, THINK!
r/cursedcomments
If it comes back yellow your one dirty fellow!
if it comes orange, i cannot find something that rhymes with orange
@@declanhandley-byrne4335 fun fact it just says think mark, not think mark think which is what most people remember it as.
Another fun fact I'm sorry and yes I know you don't care.
'If it comes back yellow, you whiped your peen fellow.'
10:30 the doctors: what should we do?
someone: let’s do the same thing we do to a computer, turn it on and off lol
doctors: ok
someone: wait no-
doctors: it worked lol ty