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  • @A_Man_The_Man
    @A_Man_The_Man 3 роки тому +3454

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Target eliminated"

  • @SpacedudeProductions
    @SpacedudeProductions 3 роки тому +7631

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “First of all, my bad.”

  • @micahkinton
    @micahkinton 3 роки тому +2124

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    *should’ve practiced his duolingo*

    • @zeaparker
      @zeaparker 3 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @mizuki1676
      @mizuki1676 3 роки тому +16

      Fuck, I forgot about Duolingo-

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +4

      I said the same thing lol

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 роки тому +5

      WHY IS THIS TYPE OF COMMENT SO POPULAR AND WHY ARE THEY BEING CURSED WHEN THEY NEED TO

    • @vincharlesyuri
      @vincharlesyuri 3 роки тому +3

      @@mizuki1676 you can't escape, even if you forget it

  • @harrypotter7652
    @harrypotter7652 2 роки тому +621

    Words of wisdom:
    “I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing unless you’re at a funeral.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 роки тому +4

      No they don't.

    • @mc_mc_music
      @mc_mc_music 2 роки тому +24

      My bad, JFK.

    • @Southparkfan598
      @Southparkfan598 2 роки тому +21

      @@shadowyzephyr They do though
      "My bad" admitting your mistake and apologizing
      "I'm sorry"admitting your mistake and apologizing

    • @Mashedpotato789
      @Mashedpotato789 2 роки тому +12

      @@Southparkfan598 my bad for your loss

    • @namrebegiap
      @namrebegiap 2 роки тому +13

      Saying “I’m sorry” doesn't always mean someone did something wrong. For example, if something bad happened to someone else u could be sorry for them and say “im sorry” even if you didn’t do anything. “My bad” is specifically saying that YOU did something

  • @SnowBoy1008
    @SnowBoy1008 3 роки тому +2266

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    " Was I that bad in bed?"

  • @browhathow1397
    @browhathow1397 3 роки тому +2012

    This is so cursed, even the ghosts are gonna be haunted

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 3 роки тому +4410

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *”Thank you, Lord, for this meal we are about to receive.”*

  • @mc_mc_music
    @mc_mc_music 2 роки тому +55

    The funeral joke is probably one of my favorite EmKay moments of all time.

  • @razielordonez6608
    @razielordonez6608 3 роки тому +4724

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    Before we start this depressing funeral i'd like to thank our sponsor raid shadow legends

    • @iexistyes_
      @iexistyes_ 3 роки тому +86

      N o

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 роки тому +59

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @hamperboy
      @hamperboy 3 роки тому +70

      God: Time for the ol’ switch a ro!

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 3 роки тому +8

      @@PopInternational8787 STFU

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 роки тому +16

      This reminded me of something else I heard that was I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless your at a funeral

  • @sunnysupremacy8182
    @sunnysupremacy8182 3 роки тому +802

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Okay so you remember he didnt pay the taxes well.."

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 3 роки тому +1422

    "No Dream, you can't speedrun abortion."
    "Can he cheat it though?"
    Spicy today, huh Robin?

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +5

      My insitinctive reaction to Dream: this is what you f*cking deserve!

    • @Nutrision
      @Nutrision 3 роки тому +9

      he had too much tacos

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +10

      @Bread yes he cheated, the drop of wich he had blazes rods and enderpearls is waay to high, not to mention those literal slot machines called piglings and how "lucky" he was with them too
      Since he used many minecraft modifiers it is safe to assume that he might have modified slightly the droprates of the mobs and the piglings, to make it look less suspicious
      We also must not forget that when the minecraft team wrote a 30 pages article to prove that he was cheating, he hired an astrophisicist, an ASTROPHISICIST, to claim the contrary
      Why would you hire an ASTROPHISICIST, to prove something you are 100% sure you didin't do? Something you made on a videogame nontheless; because he knew that "if an astrophisicist claims the contrary then the others will stay by my side"
      Because he felt threatened, and why did he feel that way? Because he knew he was hiding something, if he wasn't hiding anything he wouldn't have felt the need to hire an astrophisicist out of fear to "prove" he wasn't cheating
      With all this evidence and the plausible Dream's behaviour i can claim that yes, he cheated
      Ladies and gentlemen of the court, i rest my case

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +2

      @Bread no i didin't hear it, whoops guess the essay i wrote wasn't necessary in the end, Dream is the first person i am a hater of, like the very first of my life
      Didin't mean to be soo... Passionate

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 роки тому +12

      @@Bottleofwater-n5y bruh chill. he didn't cheat, and even if he did it doesn't matter, it's a video game...

  • @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy
    @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy 2 роки тому +162

    Actually, the worst thing to say at a funeral is “Dinner time!”.

    • @KelVr614
      @KelVr614 2 роки тому +1

      Not if there is a feast there

    • @thatoneblueberri
      @thatoneblueberri Рік тому +5

      Thank you god, for this wonderful meal.
      HEY WHY’D YOU PUT IT IN THE COFFIN?! JUST PUT IT ON THE TABLE, GEEZ GREG!

    • @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy
      @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy Рік тому +4

      @@thatoneblueberri 0-0

    • @iamthecopium
      @iamthecopium Рік тому

      Yum!

    • @bennu_guy
      @bennu_guy Рік тому

      “imagine dying couldn’t be me”

  • @k-bomb9777
    @k-bomb9777 3 роки тому +1282

    The only cursed comment is Robin calling himself “The Dumb One”

    • @spiderthing1982
      @spiderthing1982 3 роки тому +17

      For some reason I hear them all as the same person

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 роки тому +9

      @@spiderthing1982 even lexi?

    • @Memez_Goalpost
      @Memez_Goalpost 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @oregonrailfan7046
      @oregonrailfan7046 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly can’t tell if he was joking or not when he said “isn’t that inspector gadgets car?” While looking at a pic of JFKs car

    • @theunmarkable571
      @theunmarkable571 3 роки тому

      >3>

  • @maybelater2089
    @maybelater2089 3 роки тому +798

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “I’m sorry, ok?”

  • @RT5ai
    @RT5ai 3 роки тому +684

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *"Misclick, My Bad"*

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 роки тому +20

      Accidently sent the bombing to Malaysia "My bad"

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 роки тому +5

      @C.W. ENT Oop I missed-- I mean good for you

    • @lohlaykheng431
      @lohlaykheng431 3 роки тому +2

      @@noahmedina3759 gg im still alive

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 роки тому +3

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @operaspaceopera
      @operaspaceopera 3 роки тому +2

      hey guys.. apology video.. sorry for sending *nonstop* Hamilton references 😭

  • @AIDragon_2
    @AIDragon_2 2 роки тому +28

    worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "what happened to the rest of the body?"
    "That's what we had for dinner last night."

  • @ApolloFirearms
    @ApolloFirearms 3 роки тому +488

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Should’ve told Jim the revolver was loaded...”

    • @ffunkk
      @ffunkk 3 роки тому +13

      Me when karma is rking

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 3 роки тому +768

    "What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    *"She was tired, so I put her to sleep."*

  • @jublentcrane3078
    @jublentcrane3078 3 роки тому +444

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Oh they found him"

  • @starlight_maven
    @starlight_maven 2 роки тому +27

    "Can you imagine how large a human egg would be?"
    It would probably be about the size of an ostrich egg. And yes, I am very fun at parties.

  • @KillertoxinVA
    @KillertoxinVA 3 роки тому +394

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "My name is James A. Janisse and welcome to the kill count"

    • @skylerjames3457
      @skylerjames3457 3 роки тому +23

      Nahh he doesn't do one-kills on his show. You gotta at least get rid of the annoying cousin too.

    • @KillertoxinVA
      @KillertoxinVA 3 роки тому +18

      @@skylerjames3457 I see. I'll bring him down with me

    • @yeetyeet3279
      @yeetyeet3279 3 роки тому +2

      It would be a bad thing to say at school too

    • @zaccyfn
      @zaccyfn 3 роки тому

      Ah James A. Janisse such a honorable man who OH SHIT SOME RANDOM DEMON KILLED HIM I THINK IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 3 роки тому +457

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Congratulations!”

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/1Bix44C1EzY/v-deo.html

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 роки тому +4

      @@Arterexius dont trust that link

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a boy

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 роки тому +4

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa don’t worry it’s just an Indian guy saying congratulations over and over again

    • @RT5ai
      @RT5ai 3 роки тому +2

      no its
      "Damn i used to much"
      before pulling out a notepad and walking away while writing.

  • @demonking3673
    @demonking3673 2 роки тому +14

    5:50 “Stage 5 DLC coming soon, exclusively from EA.”

  • @flxxdedeyes
    @flxxdedeyes 3 роки тому +622

    "Make me a 2020"
    "What drink does he make?"
    A nice cold *Corona.*

  • @randomperson38761
    @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +420

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    Im sorry.... she DID miss her doulingo Spanish lesson

    • @pkbutter
      @pkbutter 3 роки тому +4

      Okay Izuku

    • @raquelrichardson3666
      @raquelrichardson3666 3 роки тому +5

      Español fue difícil. 🇪🇸
      (Spanish is Difficult)
      Versuchen Sie stattdessen Deutsch! 🇩🇪
      (Try German instead)

    • @A_love4hair
      @A_love4hair 3 роки тому +3

      Deku you stole this, I'm very disappointed in you 😩

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +3

      @@A_love4hair I didn't mean to steal it :'O

    • @A_love4hair
      @A_love4hair 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomperson38761 Oh ok, it's ok •^•

  • @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090
    @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090 3 роки тому +812

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *"You were right, he does look better alive."*
    or
    *"I thought you said you were just putting him to sleep, mom?!!"*

  • @Brooklyn_Starrz
    @Brooklyn_Starrz 2 роки тому +7

    1:43 it's from a comic series called popoka the blind girl (or something like that). It's about a blind girl getting bullied by her class (mainly the blonde girl) and her family hating her. It's actually kinda sad 🥺

  • @alexkartoons3659
    @alexkartoons3659 3 роки тому +540

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Why isn’t she in the casket?”
    “I had a great meal earlier.”

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. 2 роки тому +5

      Bloody Robin's yumm

    • @mxmomo1791
      @mxmomo1791 2 роки тому +3

      123 likes

    • @Mr.Miniguy
      @Mr.Miniguy 2 роки тому

      What in the Jeffrey Dahmer?

  • @hamouziii
    @hamouziii 3 роки тому +259

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *someone calls you and your ringtone is, Another bites the dust!*

    • @sillyfella805
      @sillyfella805 3 роки тому +16

      *and then later on you get them cremated*

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 роки тому +3

      NOM NOM

    • @Remington_Halmington
      @Remington_Halmington 3 роки тому +9

      Ringtone could also be highway to hell

    • @CL0WN
      @CL0WN 3 роки тому

      @@sillyfella805 *eats ashes*

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +1

      @@Remington_Halmington nice one

  • @Menacing-Mercy
    @Menacing-Mercy 3 роки тому +345

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    * Pulls out Russian Roulette gun whispering: * "Do you want a rematch?"

  • @corrupted7983
    @corrupted7983 2 роки тому +2

    Worst thing to say at a funeral? "What? He wanted to be warm, didn't mean to burn him alive."

  • @cyanakoblueclips8859
    @cyanakoblueclips8859 3 роки тому +166

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Shouldn't have kill my minecraft dog"

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp 3 роки тому +3

      Aj the bold be like...

    • @acon70
      @acon70 3 роки тому +3

      @@fantasypvp
      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

  • @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
    @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 роки тому +285

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Snack Time"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +589

    Four legends from a legendary show
    Clone Wars is pure art

    • @annette222
      @annette222 3 роки тому +4

      this is the second time i see u in emkay comments and i just automaticallly remembered that

    • @realfinder942
      @realfinder942 3 роки тому +10

      Clone wars is the best star wars media they've made, every episode was golden

    • @michelehastings3870
      @michelehastings3870 3 роки тому +7

      FOR THE REPUBLIC BOOOOOOOYSS!!!!

    • @AverateFN
      @AverateFN 3 роки тому +2

      ayo wassup avery

    • @melissatesoro7531
      @melissatesoro7531 3 роки тому +1

      At 12:38 a cursed addition to it would be: She chops 3 of you limbs off,She then says "You were my brother,______ I loved you!

  • @Lilacskiewcue
    @Lilacskiewcue 3 місяці тому +2

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Sheesh tough crowd”

  • @hiroaoki4763
    @hiroaoki4763 3 роки тому +221

    "What is THE worst thing to say in a funeral"
    Hello guys welcome to my food review video

  • @kduck789
    @kduck789 3 роки тому +262

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “free food guys, lets get the grill going.”

    • @5UBJ3CT3GG
      @5UBJ3CT3GG 2 роки тому

      Best food to date.

    • @starymleko2763
      @starymleko2763 Рік тому

      MMMMMM, FREE FOOD?!

    • @DM-14-y9h
      @DM-14-y9h 11 місяців тому

      Why Is This Discouraged In Our Society?

  • @WubConcepts
    @WubConcepts 2 роки тому +327

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Where is Grandma's arms?!"
    "Oh, I had some arms earlier toda- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE GRANDMA'S ARMS"

  • @RobloxGamer2826Lo
    @RobloxGamer2826Lo 2 роки тому +18

    2:28
    “That’s when the monsters come out”
    Me: Yeah even a triangle shaped demon with 1 eye

    • @SeanikaShiz
      @SeanikaShiz 2 роки тому +2

      **Gravity falls intensifies**

    • @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp
      @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp Рік тому

      ​@@SeanikaShizoh gravity falls it's good to be ba? What isn't gravity falls where am I

  • @vizender
    @vizender 3 роки тому +405

    For those who asked, that thing about the guillotine is absolutely true. A French guy tried to ask question and the guy blinked to answer

    • @ElectroTheWhatever
      @ElectroTheWhatever 2 роки тому +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @hamhampangpang_customer
      @hamhampangpang_customer 2 роки тому +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @sushila4429
      @sushila4429 2 роки тому +8

      WHAT THE FULURELUBULULULU...

    • @ryanweltz4076
      @ryanweltz4076 2 роки тому +23

      No it really isn't, when someone gets got by a guillotine brain activity ceases immediately the first few seconds, what happened with the french guy is prolly his nerves firing off randomly, like fish when they fling around even though their head are off.

    • @gumzee269
      @gumzee269 2 роки тому +5

      Most of the time when someone dies the brain remains active for a little bit so it can happen

  • @jaredcastro579
    @jaredcastro579 3 роки тому +284

    "Imagine a Velociraptor opening an Only fans."
    Ever heard of Furaffinity or Deviantart?

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 роки тому +11

      Oh god no please don't

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 роки тому +2

      @Another random furry I actually saw some art on furaffinity and can confirm

    • @dinoricky5188
      @dinoricky5188 3 роки тому

      Where the time link

    • @regrettspaghettt
      @regrettspaghettt 3 роки тому

      Or e6

    • @CR1MR0S3
      @CR1MR0S3 3 роки тому +1

      I made a furrafinnity account without knowing what it was and I regret it

  • @CE-24
    @CE-24 3 роки тому +77

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    “I had butterfingers!”

  • @CrystalShard9871
    @CrystalShard9871 Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    **Dress up as the Grim Reaper, pick up the body and say** "Don't worry, I'll be back for one of you."

  • @wreckeralc933
    @wreckeralc933 3 роки тому +174

    “Worst thing to say at a funeral”
    “Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this meal we are about to receive”

    • @zaccyfn
      @zaccyfn 3 роки тому +1

      Let's get this shit to 69 likes

    • @kiakiara_3
      @kiakiara_3 2 роки тому

      @@zaccyfn WHAT ABOUT 66-

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 2 роки тому

      I mean I hear that at almost every funeral I go to.

    • @krazyman791
      @krazyman791 2 роки тому

      i think this is a copy

  • @ly_775
    @ly_775 3 роки тому +134

    "Your rapper name is "lil" + reason of the last time you went to the hospital"
    *Lil corona B)*

    • @spidercat3094
      @spidercat3094 3 роки тому +13

      Lil dead grandma

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +2

      @@spidercat3094 aw :(

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 роки тому +4

      Lil ankle

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 3 роки тому +15

      Lil bone in my throat

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +2

      @@michaelbfdiiwong523 nice one hehe

  • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
    @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 роки тому +221

    Remember People: If you ever feel stupid, just know that there are people in the world who have married themselves.

    • @DanielW3st
      @DanielW3st 3 роки тому +6

      What country is it legal in I forgot. (Asking for a friend :I)

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 3 роки тому +3

      how are you supposed to share the same body then?

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 3 роки тому

      why do i need to remember people? i see them daily

    • @BanditAmazonBox
      @BanditAmazonBox 3 роки тому +12

      There was one woman who married herself, then divorced herself, then blamed it on men.

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 роки тому +5

      @@BanditAmazonBox lmao

  • @RizzCaar
    @RizzCaar Рік тому +17

    “I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” aged like milk

  • @andreas56023
    @andreas56023 3 роки тому +658

    “I’m Robin, the dumb one.”
    *Everybody hated that.*
    Edit: Stop complaining in the replies, It’s a joke.

    • @fxyrin
      @fxyrin 3 роки тому +12

      You couldn't be more correct

    • @andreas56023
      @andreas56023 3 роки тому +6

      @@fxyrin LOL

    • @fxyrin
      @fxyrin 3 роки тому +3

      @@andreas56023 You're welcome

    • @s0lar.ecl1pse83
      @s0lar.ecl1pse83 3 роки тому +3

      you spelled loved wrong

    • @ThaneOfLichen
      @ThaneOfLichen 3 роки тому +1

      @@fxyrin you forgot to switch accounts lmaooo

  • @tposecat2276
    @tposecat2276 3 роки тому +77

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: “really? He was that important?”

  • @FrostyTheOne_
    @FrostyTheOne_ 2 роки тому +137

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Welcome to my unboxing video"
    God: RESET RESET

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON Рік тому

      Hi its Peter here to explain the joke
      The joke is:
      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

  • @Moose0408sChannel
    @Moose0408sChannel Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    Tell an older relative what they tell you at weddings!
    You're next

  • @plaidy.
    @plaidy. 3 роки тому +125

    "whats the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    me: package being delivered to: God

    • @julex5080
      @julex5080 3 роки тому +2

      wait till you realize that its being sent to Grace Field House

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 3 роки тому

      Ah yes

    • @infamousnationfan
      @infamousnationfan 3 роки тому +1

      Package being re-delivered to: Satan

  • @MyTurtleApril
    @MyTurtleApril 3 роки тому +116

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Hello everyone, welcome to my funeral."
    Or if you're Brian "B-Man" Sanchez:
    "DAFT PUNK'S PLAYING AT MY FUNERAL!"

    • @Blacksnowfanfics
      @Blacksnowfanfics 3 роки тому

      Don't worry my sister will be saying that she's having hers while she's alive

  • @itrashx9493
    @itrashx9493 3 роки тому +73

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Hi guys welcome to my GRANDPAS BURIED ALIVE CHALLENGE!"

  • @MANNBACHBAZZY
    @MANNBACHBAZZY Рік тому +1

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *ooh! Some free food! Let's eat!*

  • @xandervdkolk9453
    @xandervdkolk9453 3 роки тому +192

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Turns out he wasn’t the imposter”

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 3 роки тому +98

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    really thought he would go quicker with the rat poison

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +190

    Chandler...
    I remember the first time he won. It was so satisfying

  • @cherry-sg8rl
    @cherry-sg8rl 19 днів тому +1

    "Your rap name is 'lil' + the last reason you were in the hospital" I am now "lil tonsil removal"

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 3 роки тому +134

    "Time to light a forest on fire"
    Me, a brazilian: Ok, there we go again.

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss 3 роки тому +50

    The reason why the star wars one is cursed is because Ashoka is 14 in that image.

  • @lizardgirl4055
    @lizardgirl4055 3 роки тому +203

    Video: “When your shampoo says “damage repair” but you’re still broken inside. That’s because you have to drink it derr”
    Ad: Head and shoulders shampoo and conditioner

  • @laravioliiii2832
    @laravioliiii2832 2 роки тому +2

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "oops"

  • @Jello2763
    @Jello2763 3 роки тому +494

    “Your rap name is ‘lil’ + the last reason you where in the hospital” ok I’m “lil corona”

  • @Prenz01
    @Prenz01 3 роки тому +158

    0:40
    The guy with 420 kidney stones:
    The guy who got bitten by the erection spider:
    The guy without a head:

  • @Dreaming.Cherry
    @Dreaming.Cherry 3 роки тому +39

    Worse thing to say at a funeral:
    "Wait there was a funeral?-"

  • @K.A.Riley09
    @K.A.Riley09 6 місяців тому +1

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    "You're sorry for my loss"

  • @KeivSquirrel
    @KeivSquirrel 3 роки тому +64

    "Worst thing to say in a funeral"
    I was supposed to be in the coffin.

  • @black_hydra1618
    @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому +62

    the headless thing is true, a guy wanted to test before his decapitation so he did.

    • @abeltesfaye8899
      @abeltesfaye8899 3 роки тому

      No, pretty sure that's just reflex, he was prepared to do and that's likely why he blinked, though I could be wrong

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому +3

      @@abeltesfaye8899 My bad on not explaining it better, he would blink for however long his life would last after that

    • @chickenman9459
      @chickenman9459 3 роки тому +1

      Glados intensifies

    • @ultimategames_nl1891
      @ultimategames_nl1891 3 роки тому

      But speaking is done by air passing your throat, which isn't possible when you've got no lungs attached to you anymore

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому

      @@ultimategames_nl1891 he was blinking... not speaking

  • @diSSonanceternal
    @diSSonanceternal 3 роки тому +10392

    You will never know why this comment has likes

  • @TheShipCritic
    @TheShipCritic 4 місяці тому +1

    “Oh.. my bad, thought you were someone else.”

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap 3 роки тому +217

    Worst Thing To Say At A Funeral:
    *He Didn’t Pay My Child Support.*

    • @NueLei
      @NueLei 3 роки тому +3

      Ngl it's not funny it's just... Sad

    • @europeanmappin
      @europeanmappin 3 роки тому +2

      @@NueLei eh

    • @NueLei
      @NueLei 3 роки тому +1

      @@europeanmappin eh

    • @ggeilokowski
      @ggeilokowski 3 роки тому +1

      @@NueLei eh

    • @voidd7378
      @voidd7378 3 роки тому +1

      @@ggeilokowski eh

  • @raf_thomas4760
    @raf_thomas4760 3 роки тому +32

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    *Dinner is finally ready*

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 3 місяці тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Oh, don't cry, grandma. I'm sure you'll join grandpa soon enough. I just know he's looking up at us with love"

  • @Mr_Jester980
    @Mr_Jester980 3 роки тому +44

    Worst thing to say at the funeral?
    "Oh boy, free autopsy!"

  • @Lolo-Love69
    @Lolo-Love69 3 роки тому +165

    "Your rap name is Lil and then the last reason you were in the hospital."
    me: Lil swallowed a penny..... :l

  • @linwithawin1310
    @linwithawin1310 3 роки тому +16

    What is the worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “I thought it was a toy knife...”
    “Didn’t know she meant THAT type of choke..”

  • @mikapoddin
    @mikapoddin Рік тому +1

    0:42 lil covid😊
    0:42 lil schizophrenia 😊
    0:42 lil lost arm😊

  • @jackpope1857
    @jackpope1857 3 роки тому +30

    "I'm Sorry for your loss, Move on..."
    - Roy
    The IT Crowd

  • @blakea22
    @blakea22 3 роки тому +39

    "your rap name is "lil" plus the last reason you were in the hospital"
    yall better get ready for lil' cancer

  • @deadeyenavigator9233
    @deadeyenavigator9233 3 роки тому +32

    0:09 “Woah, the manual didn’t say there was slime inside!”

  • @ultranerd333
    @ultranerd333 2 роки тому +6

    Taking a shower after a haircut is an underappreciated sensation

    • @ryan-rayofsunshine
      @ryan-rayofsunshine Рік тому

      0:30 Lil rabis vax

    • @neevhingrajia3822
      @neevhingrajia3822 7 місяців тому

      Doesn't everyone always take a shower after getting a haircut? To get rid of the small hair still stuck around your neck and face and gandalf knows where?

  • @werdcore1985
    @werdcore1985 3 роки тому +22

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    “What’s in my bed...? And why is it being hovered above the ground”

  • @derfifaboss422
    @derfifaboss422 3 роки тому +105

    Best thing to say at a funeral:
    Hey guys! Welcome to the “what’s in the box” challenge!

    • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
      @DarkfoxTamamo_21 3 роки тому +4

      r/cursedcomments

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 3 роки тому +3

      If this ends up on cursed comments can be in the screenshot

    • @trhvids
      @trhvids 3 роки тому

      oh crap

    • @destinyscott4400
      @destinyscott4400 2 роки тому +1

      Surprise it's my 79 year old father with 20 stab wounds

    • @derfifaboss422
      @derfifaboss422 2 роки тому +1

      @@destinyscott4400 Isnt he in the river?

  • @degistirmelutfen
    @degistirmelutfen 3 роки тому +35

    “worst thing to say in a funeral”
    good night

  • @johanalexandernarezmejia3054
    @johanalexandernarezmejia3054 2 роки тому +7

    3:17 bro five nights at Freddy's in a nutshell💀💀💀

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +231

    These aren't cursed my grandma's house is

  • @REDFRLegend
    @REDFRLegend 3 роки тому +21

    6:52 Yes it's true! Someone wanted to find out if this was true in the 1800th and asked if he can try it by the next decapitation. He was allowed to try it after the decapitation of another man. When he said his name and told the head to look at him, he saw that the eyes of the decapitated man looked up at him and even blinked 'yes' and 'no' after being asked two specific questions that I can't remember. The head died 30 seconds after decapitation after the man saw the 'flame of life' in its eyes go out like its often said.

    • @Mel_Bat
      @Mel_Bat Рік тому +3

      Yeah, but it was planned the decapitated man was Antoine Lavoisier who had asked his friends to mesure the time after his execution to find out. You can find a portrait of him and his wife if you want to.

  • @bulbasaur4512
    @bulbasaur4512 3 роки тому +131

    "Imagine the size of a human egg"
    Me:Imagine the omelet....

    • @Acromonium
      @Acromonium 3 роки тому +1

      It could feed a country.

    • @vibravavibing315
      @vibravavibing315 3 роки тому +1

      @@Acromonium abortion restaurants will become real

    • @kaicuni4954
      @kaicuni4954 3 роки тому +4

      Welcome to Pete’s abortion clinic and pizzeria. for every loss, there’s more sauce.

    • @bulbasaur4512
      @bulbasaur4512 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaicuni4954 Hi welcome to the abortion clinic and pizzeria where your loss is our sauce

    • @semb6176
      @semb6176 3 роки тому +1

      @@vibravavibing315 mmm I'm gonna eat my cousin tonight

  • @sinner7750
    @sinner7750 2 роки тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Let’s celebrate.”

  • @chachachaudhary391
    @chachachaudhary391 3 роки тому +37

    1:17 he actually did, he was very good with landscape paintings but in the end he was assigned to draw a painting of a naked lady, which he couldn’t bring himself to do.

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 2 роки тому +12

      Somewhere in an alternate reality, WWII never happened, and Hitler became the most well known r34 artist in history.

    • @soul_raider7624
      @soul_raider7624 2 роки тому +2

      So what you're saying is
      That if Hitler did finish art school, there would've been a high chance we wouldn't have WW2?

    • @thanosnoctem4473
      @thanosnoctem4473 2 роки тому +5

      @@soul_raider7624 and degeneracy would be a subject

    • @soul_raider7624
      @soul_raider7624 2 роки тому +1

      @@thanosnoctem4473 well damn

  • @ExperienceTheMelodii
    @ExperienceTheMelodii 3 роки тому +49

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “19 dolled fortnite card, Who wants it?”

  • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
    @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 3 роки тому +35

    Is it bad that me and my brothers calculated how many long swords came from holocaust victims

    • @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul
      @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul 3 роки тому +1

      16,713
      Thats what calculator said

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому

      @@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul That should be just about enough to scale Hadrians wall

  • @deepfriedcaprisun2678
    @deepfriedcaprisun2678 2 роки тому +3

    The worst thing to say at a funeral is “I apologize for my wrong doings.”

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 3 роки тому +27

    9:58 for those like Robin that don't get it, that's JFK's car. Specifically, the one he was in when his mind was literally blown by Lee Harvey Oswald.

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 2 роки тому +1

      Or whomever actually did it.

    • @squoshi307
      @squoshi307 2 роки тому +1

      In fact, he was so smart that his head covered the entire car!

  • @emchascommitexe643
    @emchascommitexe643 3 роки тому +20

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “See you later tonight 😘”

  • @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
    @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 роки тому +7

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "You are going to the Gulag."

  • @mightypopkorn
    @mightypopkorn Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Wait...HE IS WILLIAM AFTON!?"

  • @elliottcrain3097
    @elliottcrain3097 3 роки тому +4

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "So grandpa... Do you remember the time I said I'm joking when I told you I'm necrophiliac? Weeeell..."

  • @lighthouseraven
    @lighthouseraven 3 роки тому +25

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    Hey why am I in a box?