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  • @DaMan_TheMan
    @DaMan_TheMan 3 роки тому +3317

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Target eliminated"

  • @SpacedudeProductions
    @SpacedudeProductions 3 роки тому +7506

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “First of all, my bad.”

  • @harrypotter7652
    @harrypotter7652 Рік тому +551

    Words of wisdom:
    “I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing unless you’re at a funeral.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Рік тому +2

      No they don't.

    • @mc_mc_music
      @mc_mc_music Рік тому +22

      My bad, JFK.

    • @Southparkfan598
      @Southparkfan598 Рік тому +18

      @@shadowyzephyr They do though
      "My bad" admitting your mistake and apologizing
      "I'm sorry"admitting your mistake and apologizing

    • @Mashedpotato789
      @Mashedpotato789 Рік тому +9

      @@Southparkfan598 my bad for your loss

    • @namrebegiap
      @namrebegiap Рік тому +9

      Saying “I’m sorry” doesn't always mean someone did something wrong. For example, if something bad happened to someone else u could be sorry for them and say “im sorry” even if you didn’t do anything. “My bad” is specifically saying that YOU did something

  • @WubConcepts
    @WubConcepts 2 роки тому +307

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Where is Grandma's arms?!"
    "Oh, I had some arms earlier toda- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE GRANDMA'S ARMS"

    • @GBVideoGuy
      @GBVideoGuy 2 роки тому +8

      Cannibalism with chicken

    • @heystinky
      @heystinky Рік тому

      Today I will be unboxing a new sex toy!

    • @hectorangel42069
      @hectorangel42069 Рік тому +5

      Ok Jeffery Dahmer lol

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 7 місяців тому

      Lil testicular torsion

  • @micahkinton
    @micahkinton 3 роки тому +2051

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    *should’ve practiced his duolingo*

    • @zeaparker
      @zeaparker 3 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @mizuki1676
      @mizuki1676 3 роки тому +16

      Fuck, I forgot about Duolingo-

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +4

      I said the same thing lol

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 роки тому +5

      WHY IS THIS TYPE OF COMMENT SO POPULAR AND WHY ARE THEY BEING CURSED WHEN THEY NEED TO

    • @vincharlesyuri
      @vincharlesyuri 3 роки тому +3

      @@mizuki1676 you can't escape, even if you forget it

  • @SnowBoy1008
    @SnowBoy1008 3 роки тому +2201

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    " Was I that bad in bed?"

  • @mc_mc_music
    @mc_mc_music Рік тому +47

    The funeral joke is probably one of my favorite EmKay moments of all time.

  • @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy
    @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy 2 роки тому +138

    Actually, the worst thing to say at a funeral is “Dinner time!”.

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 3 роки тому +447

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Congratulations!”

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/1Bix44C1EzY/v-deo.html

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 роки тому +4

      @@Arterexius dont trust that link

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a boy

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 роки тому +4

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa don’t worry it’s just an Indian guy saying congratulations over and over again

    • @RT5ai
      @RT5ai 3 роки тому +2

      no its
      "Damn i used to much"
      before pulling out a notepad and walking away while writing.

  • @maybelater2089
    @maybelater2089 3 роки тому +774

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “I’m sorry, ok?”

  • @AIDragon_2
    @AIDragon_2 2 роки тому +20

    worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "what happened to the rest of the body?"
    "That's what we had for dinner last night."

  • @starlight_maven
    @starlight_maven Рік тому +24

    "Can you imagine how large a human egg would be?"
    It would probably be about the size of an ostrich egg. And yes, I am very fun at parties.

  • @sunnysupremacy8182
    @sunnysupremacy8182 3 роки тому +785

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Okay so you remember he didnt pay the taxes well.."

  • @SuperChavon
    @SuperChavon 3 роки тому +297

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Finally, i was hungry"

  • @demonking3673
    @demonking3673 2 роки тому +13

    5:50 “Stage 5 DLC coming soon, exclusively from EA.”

  • @RobloxGamer2826Lo
    @RobloxGamer2826Lo 2 роки тому +16

    2:28
    “That’s when the monsters come out”
    Me: Yeah even a triangle shaped demon with 1 eye

    • @SeanikaShiz
      @SeanikaShiz Рік тому +2

      **Gravity falls intensifies**

    • @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp
      @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp 11 місяців тому

      ​@@SeanikaShizoh gravity falls it's good to be ba? What isn't gravity falls where am I

  • @browhathow1397
    @browhathow1397 3 роки тому +1997

    This is so cursed, even the ghosts are gonna be haunted

  • @RT5ai
    @RT5ai 3 роки тому +667

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *"Misclick, My Bad"*

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 роки тому +20

      Accidently sent the bombing to Malaysia "My bad"

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 роки тому +5

      @C.W. ENT Oop I missed-- I mean good for you

    • @lohlaykheng431
      @lohlaykheng431 3 роки тому +2

      @@noahmedina3759 gg im still alive

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 роки тому +3

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @operaspaceopera
      @operaspaceopera 3 роки тому +2

      hey guys.. apology video.. sorry for sending *nonstop* Hamilton references 😭

  • @Brooklyn_Starrz
    @Brooklyn_Starrz 2 роки тому +5

    1:43 it's from a comic series called popoka the blind girl (or something like that). It's about a blind girl getting bullied by her class (mainly the blonde girl) and her family hating her. It's actually kinda sad 🥺

  • @AluminaTheAutisticKid
    @AluminaTheAutisticKid Рік тому +28

    "your rap name is lil + the last reason you were in the hospital"
    LIL EAT WATERBEAD
    Also that was quite a bit ago so don't worry

  • @razielordonez6608
    @razielordonez6608 3 роки тому +4677

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    Before we start this depressing funeral i'd like to thank our sponsor raid shadow legends

    • @iexistyes_
      @iexistyes_ 3 роки тому +85

      N o

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 роки тому +60

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @harpercoolio
      @harpercoolio 3 роки тому +68

      God: Time for the ol’ switch a ro!

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 3 роки тому +8

      @@JV_BMX STFU

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 роки тому +16

      This reminded me of something else I heard that was I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless your at a funeral

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 3 роки тому +4348

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *”Thank you, Lord, for this meal we are about to receive.”*

  • @RizzCaar
    @RizzCaar 10 місяців тому +13

    “I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” aged like milk

  • @johanalexandernarezmejia3054
    @johanalexandernarezmejia3054 Рік тому +7

    3:17 bro five nights at Freddy's in a nutshell💀💀💀

  • @jublentcrane3078
    @jublentcrane3078 3 роки тому +438

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Oh they found him"

  • @k-bomb9777
    @k-bomb9777 3 роки тому +1266

    The only cursed comment is Robin calling himself “The Dumb One”

    • @shiat313ali
      @shiat313ali 3 роки тому +17

      For some reason I hear them all as the same person

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 роки тому +9

      @@shiat313ali even lexi?

    • @memez_r_life6692
      @memez_r_life6692 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @oregonrailfan7046
      @oregonrailfan7046 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly can’t tell if he was joking or not when he said “isn’t that inspector gadgets car?” While looking at a pic of JFKs car

    • @theunmarkable571
      @theunmarkable571 3 роки тому

      >3>

  • @Barack_Hussein_Obama-44thPrez
    @Barack_Hussein_Obama-44thPrez Місяць тому +1

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    "You're sorry for my loss"

  • @MANNBACHBAZZY
    @MANNBACHBAZZY 10 місяців тому +1

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *ooh! Some free food! Let's eat!*

  • @KillertoxinVA
    @KillertoxinVA 3 роки тому +387

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "My name is James A. Janisse and welcome to the kill count"

    • @skylerjames3457
      @skylerjames3457 3 роки тому +24

      Nahh he doesn't do one-kills on his show. You gotta at least get rid of the annoying cousin too.

    • @KillertoxinVA
      @KillertoxinVA 3 роки тому +19

      @@skylerjames3457 I see. I'll bring him down with me

    • @yeetyeet3279
      @yeetyeet3279 2 роки тому +2

      It would be a bad thing to say at school too

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 2 роки тому

      Ah James A. Janisse such a honorable man who OH SHIT SOME RANDOM DEMON KILLED HIM I THINK IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!

  • @CalikoFirearms
    @CalikoFirearms 3 роки тому +471

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Should’ve told Jim the revolver was loaded...”

  • @laravioliiii2832
    @laravioliiii2832 Рік тому +2

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "oops"

  • @ultranerd333
    @ultranerd333 Рік тому +6

    Taking a shower after a haircut is an underappreciated sensation

    • @ryan-rayofsunshine
      @ryan-rayofsunshine 10 місяців тому

      0:30 Lil rabis vax

    • @neevhingrajia3822
      @neevhingrajia3822 2 місяці тому

      Doesn't everyone always take a shower after getting a haircut? To get rid of the small hair still stuck around your neck and face and gandalf knows where?

  • @randomperson38761
    @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +416

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    Im sorry.... she DID miss her doulingo Spanish lesson

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 3 роки тому +4

      Okay Izuku

    • @raquelrichardson3666
      @raquelrichardson3666 3 роки тому +5

      Español fue difícil. 🇪🇸
      (Spanish is Difficult)
      Versuchen Sie stattdessen Deutsch! 🇩🇪
      (Try German instead)

    • @suni_jueri3640
      @suni_jueri3640 3 роки тому +3

      Deku you stole this, I'm very disappointed in you 😩

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 роки тому +3

      @@suni_jueri3640 I didn't mean to steal it :'O

    • @suni_jueri3640
      @suni_jueri3640 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomperson38761 Oh ok, it's ok •^•

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 3 роки тому +761

    "What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    *"She was tired, so I put her to sleep."*

  • @CrystalShard9871
    @CrystalShard9871 7 місяців тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    **Dress up as the Grim Reaper, pick up the body and say** "Don't worry, I'll be back for one of you."

  • @Moose0408sChannel
    @Moose0408sChannel Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    Tell an older relative what they tell you at weddings!
    You're next

  • @flxxdedeyes
    @flxxdedeyes 3 роки тому +621

    "Make me a 2020"
    "What drink does he make?"
    A nice cold *Corona.*

  • @hamouziii
    @hamouziii 3 роки тому +256

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *someone calls you and your ringtone is, Another bites the dust!*

    • @hanako_senpai6310
      @hanako_senpai6310 3 роки тому +16

      *and then later on you get them cremated*

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 роки тому +3

      NOM NOM

    • @Remington_Halmington
      @Remington_Halmington 3 роки тому +9

      Ringtone could also be highway to hell

    • @CL0WN
      @CL0WN 3 роки тому

      @@hanako_senpai6310 *eats ashes*

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +1

      @@Remington_Halmington nice one

  • @deepfriedcaprisun2678
    @deepfriedcaprisun2678 2 роки тому +2

    The worst thing to say at a funeral is “I apologize for my wrong doings.”

  • @Alaxfloran
    @Alaxfloran 9 місяців тому +8

    3:44 it didn't age will did it

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 3 роки тому +1408

    "No Dream, you can't speedrun abortion."
    "Can he cheat it though?"
    Spicy today, huh Robin?

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +5

      My insitinctive reaction to Dream: this is what you f*cking deserve!

    • @Nutrision
      @Nutrision 3 роки тому +9

      he had too much tacos

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +10

      @Bread yes he cheated, the drop of wich he had blazes rods and enderpearls is waay to high, not to mention those literal slot machines called piglings and how "lucky" he was with them too
      Since he used many minecraft modifiers it is safe to assume that he might have modified slightly the droprates of the mobs and the piglings, to make it look less suspicious
      We also must not forget that when the minecraft team wrote a 30 pages article to prove that he was cheating, he hired an astrophisicist, an ASTROPHISICIST, to claim the contrary
      Why would you hire an ASTROPHISICIST, to prove something you are 100% sure you didin't do? Something you made on a videogame nontheless; because he knew that "if an astrophisicist claims the contrary then the others will stay by my side"
      Because he felt threatened, and why did he feel that way? Because he knew he was hiding something, if he wasn't hiding anything he wouldn't have felt the need to hire an astrophisicist out of fear to "prove" he wasn't cheating
      With all this evidence and the plausible Dream's behaviour i can claim that yes, he cheated
      Ladies and gentlemen of the court, i rest my case

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 роки тому +1

      @Bread no i didin't hear it, whoops guess the essay i wrote wasn't necessary in the end, Dream is the first person i am a hater of, like the very first of my life
      Didin't mean to be soo... Passionate

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 роки тому +12

      @@Bottleofwater-n5y bruh chill. he didn't cheat, and even if he did it doesn't matter, it's a video game...

  • @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090
    @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090 3 роки тому +806

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *"You were right, he does look better alive."*
    or
    *"I thought you said you were just putting him to sleep, mom?!!"*

  • @jeffukarosta4500
    @jeffukarosta4500 2 роки тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Gotta say, this job REALLY pays off"

  • @travanforbes8989
    @travanforbes8989 10 місяців тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: Woohoo! Party time!

  • @alexkartoons3659
    @alexkartoons3659 2 роки тому +537

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Why isn’t she in the casket?”
    “I had a great meal earlier.”

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. 2 роки тому +5

      Bloody Robin's yumm

    • @mxmomo1791
      @mxmomo1791 2 роки тому +3

      123 likes

    • @Mr.Miniguy
      @Mr.Miniguy Рік тому

      What in the Jeffrey Dahmer?

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 3 роки тому +340

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    * Pulls out Russian Roulette gun whispering: * "Do you want a rematch?"

  • @sinner7750
    @sinner7750 Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Let’s celebrate.”

  • @misty_shadows4770
    @misty_shadows4770 Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: *Ooh, dinner. Yum! "

  • @cyanakoblueclips8859
    @cyanakoblueclips8859 3 роки тому +165

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Shouldn't have kill my minecraft dog"

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp 3 роки тому +3

      Aj the bold be like...

    • @acon70
      @acon70 3 роки тому +3

      @@fantasypvp
      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

  • @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
    @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 роки тому +285

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Snack Time"

  • @Mr.Capitalism
    @Mr.Capitalism Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Today we gathered 10 necrophiliacs for a free sample"

  • @efad3215
    @efad3215 Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Has anyone seen the Elric brothers?"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +588

    Four legends from a legendary show
    Clone Wars is pure art

    • @annette222
      @annette222 3 роки тому +4

      this is the second time i see u in emkay comments and i just automaticallly remembered that

    • @realfinder942
      @realfinder942 3 роки тому +10

      Clone wars is the best star wars media they've made, every episode was golden

    • @michelehastings3870
      @michelehastings3870 3 роки тому +7

      FOR THE REPUBLIC BOOOOOOOYSS!!!!

    • @AverateFN
      @AverateFN 3 роки тому +2

      ayo wassup avery

    • @melissatesoro7531
      @melissatesoro7531 3 роки тому +1

      At 12:38 a cursed addition to it would be: She chops 3 of you limbs off,She then says "You were my brother,______ I loved you!

  • @hiroaoki4763
    @hiroaoki4763 3 роки тому +218

    "What is THE worst thing to say in a funeral"
    Hello guys welcome to my food review video

  • @Juicy-KingDerp.alt.
    @Juicy-KingDerp.alt. Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "I'm not really a picky eater but, you got anything else?"

  • @kduck789
    @kduck789 3 роки тому +261

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “free food guys, lets get the grill going.”

  • @jaredcastro579
    @jaredcastro579 3 роки тому +283

    "Imagine a Velociraptor opening an Only fans."
    Ever heard of Furaffinity or Deviantart?

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 роки тому +11

      Oh god no please don't

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 роки тому +2

      @Another random furry I actually saw some art on furaffinity and can confirm

    • @dinoricky5188
      @dinoricky5188 3 роки тому

      Where the time link

    • @regrettspaghettt
      @regrettspaghettt 3 роки тому

      Or e6

    • @CR1MR0S3
      @CR1MR0S3 3 роки тому +1

      I made a furrafinnity account without knowing what it was and I regret it

  • @RodLois-dc6hy
    @RodLois-dc6hy 9 місяців тому

    The actual worse thing to say at a funeral is “ wassup guys today ima show you how to make marinara sauce”

  • @corrupted7983
    @corrupted7983 Рік тому +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral? "What? He wanted to be warm, didn't mean to burn him alive."

  • @andreas56023
    @andreas56023 3 роки тому +658

    “I’m Robin, the dumb one.”
    *Everybody hated that.*
    Edit: Stop complaining in the replies, It’s a joke.

    • @fxyrin
      @fxyrin 3 роки тому +12

      You couldn't be more correct

    • @andreas56023
      @andreas56023 3 роки тому +6

      @@fxyrin LOL

    • @fxyrin
      @fxyrin 3 роки тому +3

      @@andreas56023 You're welcome

    • @s0lar.ecl1pse83
      @s0lar.ecl1pse83 3 роки тому +3

      you spelled loved wrong

    • @ThaneOfLichen
      @ThaneOfLichen 3 роки тому +1

      @@fxyrin you forgot to switch accounts lmaooo

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss 3 роки тому +49

    The reason why the star wars one is cursed is because Ashoka is 14 in that image.

  • @NobleWinters15
    @NobleWinters15 Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral “mmm, still fresh”

  • @heythislookslikeakidsgame
    @heythislookslikeakidsgame 2 роки тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Time to Dig In!"

  • @ly_775
    @ly_775 3 роки тому +132

    "Your rapper name is "lil" + reason of the last time you went to the hospital"
    *Lil corona B)*

    • @spidercat3094
      @spidercat3094 3 роки тому +13

      Lil dead grandma

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +2

      @@spidercat3094 aw :(

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 роки тому +4

      Lil ankle

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 3 роки тому +15

      Lil bone in my throat

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 роки тому +2

      @@michaelbfdiiwong523 nice one hehe

  • @vizender
    @vizender 3 роки тому +400

    For those who asked, that thing about the guillotine is absolutely true. A French guy tried to ask question and the guy blinked to answer

    • @ElectroTheWhatever
      @ElectroTheWhatever 2 роки тому +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @nimphilia
      @nimphilia 2 роки тому +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @sushila4429
      @sushila4429 2 роки тому +7

      WHAT THE FULURELUBULULULU...

    • @ryanweltz4076
      @ryanweltz4076 2 роки тому +23

      No it really isn't, when someone gets got by a guillotine brain activity ceases immediately the first few seconds, what happened with the french guy is prolly his nerves firing off randomly, like fish when they fling around even though their head are off.

    • @gumzee269
      @gumzee269 2 роки тому +5

      Most of the time when someone dies the brain remains active for a little bit so it can happen

  • @incognitomode178
    @incognitomode178 2 роки тому

    worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "I didnt mean to, he kept asking me for v-bucks"

  • @plaidy.
    @plaidy. 3 роки тому +125

    "whats the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    me: package being delivered to: God

    • @julex5080
      @julex5080 3 роки тому +2

      wait till you realize that its being sent to Grace Field House

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 3 роки тому

      Ah yes

    • @infamousnationfan
      @infamousnationfan 2 роки тому +1

      Package being re-delivered to: Satan

  • @Charliagainsttheworld
    @Charliagainsttheworld 11 місяців тому

    These give me LIFE

  • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
    @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 роки тому +213

    Remember People: If you ever feel stupid, just know that there are people in the world who have married themselves.

    • @DanielW3st
      @DanielW3st 3 роки тому +6

      What country is it legal in I forgot. (Asking for a friend :I)

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 3 роки тому +3

      how are you supposed to share the same body then?

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 3 роки тому

      why do i need to remember people? i see them daily

    • @BanditAmazonBox
      @BanditAmazonBox 3 роки тому +12

      There was one woman who married herself, then divorced herself, then blamed it on men.

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 роки тому +5

      @@BanditAmazonBox lmao

  • @Dreaming.Cherry
    @Dreaming.Cherry 3 роки тому +39

    Worse thing to say at a funeral:
    "Wait there was a funeral?-"

  • @-Orchideous-
    @-Orchideous- Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "First of all, my bad"

  • @FrostyTheOne_
    @FrostyTheOne_ 2 роки тому +138

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Welcome to my unboxing video"
    God: RESET RESET

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON 10 місяців тому

      Hi its Peter here to explain the joke
      The joke is:
      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +190

    Chandler...
    I remember the first time he won. It was so satisfying

  • @scobkeo
    @scobkeo 9 місяців тому

    I would eat a can of worms to watch an Emkay video with Robbin as the narrator

  • @Sans_Official.
    @Sans_Official. Рік тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral “I’m sorry”

  • @black_hydra1618
    @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому +62

    the headless thing is true, a guy wanted to test before his decapitation so he did.

    • @abeltesfaye8899
      @abeltesfaye8899 3 роки тому

      No, pretty sure that's just reflex, he was prepared to do and that's likely why he blinked, though I could be wrong

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому +3

      @@abeltesfaye8899 My bad on not explaining it better, he would blink for however long his life would last after that

    • @chickenman9459
      @chickenman9459 3 роки тому +1

      Glados intensifies

    • @ultimategames_nl1891
      @ultimategames_nl1891 3 роки тому

      But speaking is done by air passing your throat, which isn't possible when you've got no lungs attached to you anymore

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 роки тому

      @@ultimategames_nl1891 he was blinking... not speaking

  • @itrashx9493
    @itrashx9493 3 роки тому +73

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Hi guys welcome to my GRANDPAS BURIED ALIVE CHALLENGE!"

  • @PlxsteredH34rt
    @PlxsteredH34rt 2 роки тому +2

    14:04 I actually saw that on UA-cam and stared at it for a few secs and was like: *”yea no thanks”*

  • @manic_sputtering
    @manic_sputtering 2 роки тому +5

    Worse thing to say at a funeral:
    “SEE KIDS THIS IS WHY BEING TALL IS A HAZARD”

  • @MyTurtleApril
    @MyTurtleApril 3 роки тому +116

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Hello everyone, welcome to my funeral."
    Or if you're Brian "B-Man" Sanchez:
    "DAFT PUNK'S PLAYING AT MY FUNERAL!"

    • @Blacksnowfanfics
      @Blacksnowfanfics 3 роки тому

      Don't worry my sister will be saying that she's having hers while she's alive

  • @airam1721
    @airam1721 2 роки тому

    For that driving red light part, those people are all drunk lmao

  • @frostspirt4455
    @frostspirt4455 2 роки тому

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: **starts beatboxing**

  • @KeivSquirrel
    @KeivSquirrel 3 роки тому +64

    "Worst thing to say in a funeral"
    I was supposed to be in the coffin.

  • @wreckeralc933
    @wreckeralc933 3 роки тому +173

    “Worst thing to say at a funeral”
    “Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this meal we are about to receive”

  • @k1lw4
    @k1lw4 25 днів тому

    "Make me a 2020"
    Bartender: *slides a Corona beer across the table*

  • @witchygaysam
    @witchygaysam Рік тому

    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe-

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 3 роки тому +97

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    really thought he would go quicker with the rat poison

  • @xandervdkolk9453
    @xandervdkolk9453 3 роки тому +192

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Turns out he wasn’t the imposter”

  • @chimaunao
    @chimaunao 10 місяців тому

    worst thing to say at a funeral: “oops, my bad”

  • @lizardgirl4055
    @lizardgirl4055 3 роки тому +204

    Video: “When your shampoo says “damage repair” but you’re still broken inside. That’s because you have to drink it derr”
    Ad: Head and shoulders shampoo and conditioner

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 3 роки тому +134

    "Time to light a forest on fire"
    Me, a brazilian: Ok, there we go again.

  • @birutologo
    @birutologo Рік тому

    On a funeral , don't say "he was smart" , say "He knew to much".

  • @emilybarclay8831
    @emilybarclay8831 4 місяці тому

    Lil Flatmate’s Face Started Bleeding Profusely

  • @Jello2763
    @Jello2763 3 роки тому +378

    “Your rap name is ‘lil’ + the last reason you where in the hospital” ok I’m “lil corona”

  • @tinkah101
    @tinkah101 3 роки тому +34

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Finally lunch”

  • @bexterz38
    @bexterz38 2 роки тому

    "What is the WORST thing to say at a FUNERAL?"
    He pulled a garcello.
    FNF HAHA

  • @raf_thomas4760
    @raf_thomas4760 3 роки тому +32

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    *Dinner is finally ready*

  • @Lolo-Love69
    @Lolo-Love69 3 роки тому +164

    "Your rap name is Lil and then the last reason you were in the hospital."
    me: Lil swallowed a penny..... :l

  • @donutstudiosobject
    @donutstudiosobject 2 роки тому

    The intro made me laugh like hell

  • @someguy2401
    @someguy2401 Рік тому

    i love that most of these thumbnails arent clickbait